Thread 102546509

>he unironically thought he was going to marry the anime girl streamer so he lashes out and calls everyone cuck

This is genuine gold. I actually cannot stop laughing at how pathetic this shit is.

>>102546509 (OP)
TOTAL UNICORN DEATH

>>102546653
>>102546509 (OP)
GMS! samefag-kun

I saw this one coming years ago just from the extremely subtle hints
maybe I'm not autistic after all, maybe I can read social clues. regardless, today I feel happy like a child observing a train derailment from a safe distance

>>102546758
Uhoh!

i don't care that she's getting married but i probably won't watch her anymore. idc if its gay and cringe but i'd rather listen to a single nerdy girl do shit on my other monitor than some married woman.

>>102546509 (OP)
If you want to be a cuck thats all good but dont group me in with your beta male behavior though

>>102548078
Which anime internet girl do you think is going to marry you anon?
You can say, I promise I'll only laugh a little.

>>102547069
Just NTR her anon.

Lol

>>102546509 (OP)
I still don't really understand why she announced it publicly. She must understand than most of her paypigs are delusional simps looking for GFE, right? Does she hate free money or something? Was that the husband's idea?

>>102546509 (OP)
It was always retarded, I'm glad she's shitting on these pathetic jerkoffs and all entirely accidentaly

>>102548497
h-hot...

>>102548545
I don't think she's hurting for money anon

>He is a weak man who accepts his meagre lot in life
>He cannot even imagine being able to pursue and obtain any women he wants
>>>>/r9k/

>>102548776
Extra cash never hurts if you're planning to raise a family. It just seems a bit weird, it's entirely counter-productive to overshare your personal life in her situation, might be dangerous too..

>>102548992
>Extra cash never hurts if you're planning to raise a family.
they're both multimillionaires

>>102548497
Kek

>>102548497
More Milftubers, yes.

>>102548545
another angle is that maybe she doesn't want people to find out by a doxx or something
as lazy as unicorns are, the chances of one of them actually doing something irl in a country like the us (do you get the euphemism?)... maybe she doesn't want to take that chance. consider the event where a person related to an event was found to be a pippa stan

>>102546509 (OP)
>This post WILL SURELY BTFO them, they will stop making fun of me and calling me a cuck, fucking incels
Lol, cuck

>>102548497
Will that poor baby have to become a vegan?

>>102546509 (OP)
Whatever helps you cope man

>>102547069
So you would never watch Pekomama ?

>>102546509 (OP)
Yes, people need to stop giving money to these women so that only the ones who actually stream just to stream stick around and all the other grifters are forced to get an actual job. Please heed this advice pay piggies, you will find BETTER streamers if you DON'T give them ass loads of money.

>>102549483
this is this and that is that

>>102549441
That's a great way to kill your baby with a vitamin deficiency.

>>102549551
KEK

Was today the final yab part 2 for vtubers?

>>102549370
Fair, but displaying it out in the open like that can also be seen as a huge middle finger to her fanbase, which might rile up the lunatics a hell of a lot more.

>>102549780
>Vshojo implosion and Nimipocalypse the same day
>this comes after the great /vt/ Schism during the 4chan hack
>this comes after the largest chain of graduations from Hololive, including their most popular and iconic talent
It's looking grim bros

>>102548183
>Catty woman hands wrote this lmao

>>102549914
yes but they can come here and bitch with us and sit it down. if she hadn't made the announcement and they found out by accident they wouldn't be allowed to cry about it here or on any serious vtubing forum, it would feel personal because they would have to deal with it alone

>>102550031
It's a good thing though, hopefully vtubing will become so hostile to business in the West that only the true passionate will remain, and the grifter whores will be culled.

>>102549403

Irony is if you feel any bitterness or resentment from this news you were the cucks all along. Nobody except the ones who were attracted to her or parasocially invested in her give a shit.

>>102546509 (OP)
People wouldn't mind if she got married if she completely fully retired at the same time, ride off into the sunset or whatever, but to actively continue doing the same stuff she was doing that got her those parasocial fans while reminding them that she's married is a different story

>>102550031
you know, when vtubing started I thought this was great for female streamers because the model doesn't age, you can be an anime girl for 45 years and have a little more job security. but maybe it isn't the wrinkles that give idols a short shelf life. cover needs to seize the moment and scramble that 5th gen right now, this is the lowest hanging fruit in the history of the genre, the pearl harbor of vtubing

>>102547069
>I don't care that she's married
>but I'm not watching her because she's married
Smartest unicorn out there.

>>102551931
it is her life and I don't care because it is out of my control
but today nimi, the character, joined my past

>>102548497
ntrchuba? holy based

>>102546509 (OP)
You miss the point. It's like staying in character like WWE. We don't care about personal life.

>>102552228
Whay kayfabe? She didn't even say it on stream.

>>102546509 (OP)
I fucking love /vt/, man. Unicorns are the lolcow gift that keeps on giving.

Every cope, seethe and malding is funnier than the last one.

>>102552359
She posted it on her public account. This ain't the same as her roommate was discovered to be getting married.

i'm going to marry my oshi! she's going to choose me out of all the others because i'm her special boy. i've been her top donator every month for a year now. waiting for that dm any day from her offering her hand in marriage.

>>102550442
>grift whores will be culled
You're not paying attention are you retard? This one gave you the courtesy of telling you, hell, even the hag from holo has made it her mission to indicate she is the biggest slut imaginable and yet you still think they're not getting rammed, slammed and jammed every day?
>WAKE THE FUCK UP

>>102550837
My guy, she stopped doing ASMR years ago, literally told everyone, "we can't and shouldn't be friends," and then she left Hololive. She has already done the exact opposite of "actively continue doing the same stuff she was doing that got her those parasocial fans," and has for, like, a year by this point.

Quitting ASMR alone has got to have cost her a lot of money; expecting her to go so far as to banish herself from the internet just to make parasocials happy is beyond being expectant.

>>102547069
This. Anon is correct, good for you that you're getting married and I'm happy for you. But I'm not giving you my money ever again just so you and Chad can pay for your wedding and honeymoon.

>>102547069
Same here honestly. I'm actually happy for her - but I realize that I might be less inclined to click on her clips now. Ah well, I barely watched her anyways. Occasionally some clips, never a stream.

>>102549483
I'll be honest here, I never understood why the girls don't realize the power of shipping. Look at Vedal and Anny, they got tired of the fans trying to hook them up and told them to stop. If a vtuber got married to another Vtuber that the fans had been shipping from the start - or alternatively, debuted as a couple together to begin with, the situation would be different.

>>102550488
>Nobody except the ones who were attracted to her or parasocially invested in her give a shit.
You mean everyone who watches streams? Seriously I cannot think of a more dull and boring way to spend your time, even shitposting here is more fun. The only explanation as to how these third rate entertainers get views is parasocial investment.
t. clipchad

>>102546509 (OP)
Imagine in any other media, like in a film the actress turns to the camera, not even as a 4th wall break in the story, to directly address the audience saying “yes I’m happily married”. It’d be so fucking weird. You detailing the sex you have is not what I’m here foe. Streaming has been a disaster for the human race.

Nimi general is gone, are saplings really this upset?

>>102554205
Exactly. Nobody man is going to spend time and money on a married woman.

Anyone who doesn't understand idol culture shouldn't be a vtuber.

>Years ago went on a dating site.
>Found a chick that said she was a streamer.
>Was pretty plain, was a weeb who was a bit chubby and had glasses.
>Managed to get her on a date after talking for a few weeks.
>She mentioned that she was a vtuber, didn't recognize the screename.
>Date went OK. No sex or anything.
>Looked her up, she had an extremely basic model and was a 1 view that averaged like 20ish people.
>Basically just played FFXIV and CoD.

We went on a second date and chatted a few more weeks but didn't do anything after that. This was right after COVID lockdowns were being removed and she was still very skittish about going outside or doing much so it pretty much just ended since she didnt want to do anything or go anywhere.

>>102548497
NTR BROS, WE WON

>>102561703
this is a side note but I'm so glad dating culture doesn't exist in this shithole. first irl meetup after hooking up is at someone's house to fuck
did she make any money with the stream? did you notice if there were any notorious paypig?

I JUST WANT A LITTLE FANTASY SPACE WHERE I CAN FORGET FOR AN HOUR OR TWO A DAY THAT IM ALONE!!! FFUCK!!!!!!

>>102546653
Hello twitter.

>>102546813
>We can’t be friends

>>102562045
Yeah, she was super paranoid about going over to anyones house or anyone going to hers (I think she still lived at home from what I remember). Never got far enough to go there, both dates were at restaurants. From what she mentioned, she was making maybe 60-80 bucks a month from it and she had another job at a waiter. She had been doing it like 6 months or so when we met up.

>>102546509 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yjfSZu246zE

>>102546509 (OP)
you forgot the faggots calling others cucks are making cuck art. Reality is they just want to push their stupid fetish

>>102554205
>>102560949
The incel seethe is palpable. Where's the pic of a kid with a frown saying "Nice." "Congrats." and "Happy for you."?

>>102546813
What kind subtle hints did you see? Genuinely curious. Besides the "we are not friends" speech.

>>102546509 (OP)
never go full parasocial, man.

>>102548497
lmfao

>>102548497
>wageslaving all day for goldberg so you can pay for your oshi’s son and husband
NTRMAXXED and KEKEDPILLED

>>102546509 (OP)
I don't think I'm going to marry her, I know I will

>>102562728
Truly parasocial men would be concerned for her ability to birth a child at all. Aren't her hands, like twigs, and her physical health grandma tier?

>>102562984
Gura is def getting piped by some BBC irl

This hurts me

>>102548497
>>102548545
I'm late to the news, but isn't she streaming with superchats off since debut or what?

>>102563220
Correct, however none of these supposed "watchers" ever watch the people they whine and bitch about.

>>102563088
No she likes white bois

>>102546509 (OP)
if she's not going to have sex with me, marry me, or even willing to keep up the illusion of me having a chance, why should i be funding her life?

>>102548545
I think the rumors of a potential vshojo doxx are true and she's getting ahead of them just in case.

IT's hasty but she must have some kind of information that we don't indicating that the potential is there. And if this goes through there's a chance anyone else will come out with it

>>102546509 (OP)
https://youtu.be/WLpYvG5GkuE

>>102562687
>Not wanting to give your money to a married woman constitutes being a Incel.
Holy shit, a real retard.

So is she marrying her long term boyfriend or Kronii?

>>102563624
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDjfLpbfR4o&list=RDKDjfLpbfR4o&start_radio=1

Use adblock. Don't get memberships. Don't donate. Boom. Done.

How many times do you think she cancelled a stream to hang out with her boyfriend?

>>102550442
I think what happens is vtubing gets merged with general streaming in the west and idolfags are going to have to move on again because half of the hobby is deadset on destroying the point of it in the first place.
Like I always thought the point of this shit was to separate the IRL stuff away from the streams and games. To blur those lines is to completely defeat the point of the hobby in the first place and isn't treading new ground, just going back to what was already being done for years like every other streamer

>>102546509 (OP)
>he unironically thought he was going to marry
Why are you tourists and normalfags so obviously out of touch every fucking time? No one thinks this, not even unicorns. Get better material.

>>102546509 (OP)
STOP LAUGHING AT ME YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH THIS HURTS!

>>102546509 (OP)
Its a prank, the real Nimi was hacked or something... you'll see soon enough

>>102554158
nta, but this marriage stuff would absolute further nuke her career's finance. Her whole Vtubing gimmick and persona, even if she herself doesn't want it to be, is heavily-parasocial, which is why I don't think she would stick around much after this whole thing settled.

She doesn't have much else to offer other than being CGDCT / GFE streamer. Her singing skill is just okay-ish and her gaming skill aren't worth mentioning either. It's really fucking over for her if she wish to continue this career path that is filled to the brim with parasocials.

>>102546509 (OP)
I think this is funny. Like, I feel bad for anons that have the parasocial thing going on, but this chick has the worst business acumen ever. Her resignation from Hololive was unprofessional, and she rushed her indie debut before her model was ready while somehow having merch ready to ship. Now she announces her engagement when there’s no reason to do so. Nothing good would come from it, and quite frankly whether she’s married or not is irrelevant to her work. Did she think people would toss donations at her as celebration? Did she learn nothing about how the fringe schizos behave? The dedicated paypigs are the ones that will be the most hurt by this announcement that, again, serves no purpose. But she couldn’t help but blab to the world she’s engaged. Like, she’s genuinely stupid.

>>102565167
She had a woman moment.

>>102565091
as long as she still has over 1k viewers, she will be making bank. Her career finances are fine

>n-no stupid we didn't actually think we were gonna marry our oshi we were just pretending
LMFAO

>>102548545
>I still don't really understand why she announced it publicly.
Specifically to filter (you) - the same reason she's "not your friend" - to reduce the number of fuckin weirdo watching.

>>102565681
The only morons pretending are falseflagging tourists like you. You couldn't have been more obvious in showing your newfag than this lmao

>>102548545
Maybe her husband is a regular here and he just wanted to see you fags seethe.

>>102565723
she's a real pro when it comes to getting the retarded schizos to cull themselves

As a clipwatcher I can't wait to hear their babies first goo goo gaa gaa papa(not you watching, cuck)

>>102548497
So hot, I need to be a good wallet bitch for her and her new family.

>>102564655
then why does it matter? you should have known something like this was already going on and been pushing it out of your mind whenever you watched a stream

>>102548545
The rrat is that she knew it was going to leak somehow anyway so decided to spill the beans herself during the ironmouse drama to soften the blow

>>102562706
Kiara leaked insider info again.

>>102546509 (OP)
I didn't think I'd marry her, that's silly. Why would I be chosen out of everyone? It's a nice fantasy though, and the fantasy is filled with one sided emotions. Now I have to grieve the loss of that fantasy and the her who loved me in that fantasy, and try to let those emotions go. Pain is pain.

>>102566083
I was a fool to think it was just some pillow girls talk. Fuckkkkkkkk.

>>102565942
I'm not a napling, why are you asking me?
>then why does it matter?
If you have to ask this, then you clearly don't get the nuance. You're so caught up with "incels believed they would marry their favorite celeb" as a narrative that you don't stop to think how retarded that sounds? Come on now, not exactly the slam dunk you think it is.

>>102566367
>You're so caught up with "incels believed they would marry their favorite celeb"

never said that, just asking what the difference was between assuming she's in a relationship and knowing it

and honestly you kinda sound like a napling

I'm glad my oshis have only ever been mentally ill and socially inept, I don't have to worry about pic related like all these nimianons.

I am more of a Kronii fan, so when Nimi announced her intention to quit Holo I came up with two different rrats:
>Kronii dating Fauna was actually an open relationship or a trio with Fauna and her boyfriend. Either way, her split with Fauna involved this guy.
>Their relationship flourished to the point they wanted to gay marry in Canada. Cover didn't liked the idea of having a married couple in the company so Fauna quitted so that it wouldn't be a problem.
The marriage announcement fits more into the crazier second theory, but it can also be that her fiance is pushing her to do this.

>>102565167
and they have very detailed youtube analytics, she knows her fanbase are 99% guys, which should be a hint that people aren't exactly watching because you are good at making jokes or playing videogames. no one wants to own the title of unicorn, but there are no girls paying for this stuff

>>102546509 (OP)
It seriously doesn't take a single braincell to process that vtubers are a real person and not 2d. If you still think about your oshi being loyal to her fans, then you're just simply retarded.

>>102566571
Again you're asking the wrong person.
>you kinda sound like a napling
Yeah, kindly fuck off.

>>102552078
Moron. If you aren't gonna watch her because she got married then you DO care

>>102547069
This. I have limited time in my day and there is no reason to waste it on some woman who is giving part of herself to another man.

i just want to love and be loved by a high quality non-primitive norwegian woman

>>102566083
alright now try something that hasn't been posted all over twitter and reddit which you're just copying

>>102565167
My rrat is her husband basically forced her to

>>102546509 (OP)
The only thing I wanted out of this girl was to know how to keep her life as an entertainer seperate from her personal life. She didn't, so she can go fuck herself.

>>102546509 (OP)
as a NTR-enjoyer napling this is like the superbowl for a guy like me

I wish her happiness but I'm not gonna bother watching anymore. I don't hold any delusion that girls are single but I don't want to know about it.

>>102568666
why does it even matter to you

>>102569866
I don't want to know about your personal life, I don't want to see beneath the act. You are an actor and I am watching a show. I am watching a character, not the person beneath it. If you can't maintain that separation to a sufficient degree I'm simply not gonna watch, it's that simple.

>>102570430
did you cry when the credits rolled and K wasn't actually K

>>102570493
Why does it bother you that I won't be watching so much? She made her choice, I made mine. No amount of seethe is gonna change my mind. I wish her well but I'm moving on, an actor that can't act has no value.

>>102570430
You should just watch corpos then. Women are literally incapable of keeping up the character without bleeding in their personal lives massively, without contracts forcing them to shut the fuck up. Some of them probably even do it as a powerplay, they get all the benefits of being a vtuber without any of the negatives (rabid fanbase keeping their talentless whoredom in check).

>>102570430
Then you can't watch any vtuber cause they will inevitably share something about their personal life. Multiple times
The real reason is cause you're a unicorn

>>102571106
Correct.
>>102571156
Seethe harder honey.

>>102571680
Not everyone who disagrees with you is seething anon. Sometimes they are just laughing at you. Don't blame me cause you wanna dress up your reasons for wanting to stop watching her instead of just telling the truth

>>102568307
Yeah me

married women are worth watching only if they're entertaining, apparently not in this case.

>>102546509 (OP)
>you shouldn't care about the things I tell you not to care about
Doesn't work like that. Just like a fat slob can't tell women to be attracted to him because he's a nice guy, you can't tell dudes to feel indifferent about a vtuber being openly married. You can rage against it, you can laugh about it, you can piss and shit and cry about it, but you can't change it.

>>102571761
You can try shaming tactics all you want, it's not gonna make me or anyone else start watching her again. I do not care. I'm telling you this for your sake, you are wasting your time. It would be healthier for you to go do something else rather than try to convince random ass people on the internet to do something. Certainly not here at least, perhaps it might work on leddit or twatter? You know, those places are probably more your speed in general.

>>102550031
>Ozzy Osborne dies
>Shunsaku Tamiya dies
>Epstein's lawyer dies
This day has been fucking insane

>>102546653
Aaaaand IT'S GONE. The viewers that is. But that's ok. They can just cultivate new viewers to...aaaand it...DOESN'T EXIST!

The browns won bros, pack it up

>>102546509 (OP)
>he unironically thought he was going to marry the anime girl streamer
Worse.
He unironically thought anime girl streamers were all lesbians just to fuel his retarded fetish.
He actually took the yuribaiting seriously and thought it wasn't just acting to attract that kind of audience.

>>102565167
Based knower

>>102561060
Not all vtubers are idols you fucking newfag holobronie. I swear Myth was a fucking mistake.

>>102565755
All of you faggots are newfags.

>>102570430
Since when the fuck have actors kept any shit like this a secret you fuckin retard?

>>102552078
>but today nimi, the character, joined my past
oh my god they're so low test they even type like women

i cannot comprehend how anyone would be mad about this. is it that fucking hard for people to not combine fantasy and reality? it should be basic digital literacy to differentiate people and their online personas

I wonder if Kroni lost her shit with this announcement.

>>102573289
>Since when the fuck have actors kept any shit like this a secret you fuckin retard?
Since always? When was the last time you watched a movie and halfway through it you had a segueway where the lead starts going on about their personal life? How about in theater? What would you do if halfway though macbeth someone started waxxing on about how they are getting married? No one does that. Don't pretend.