>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102545949

hart!

>>102552148 (OP)
cookie

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

We have to rape Vedal

>>102552445
So true

hart

>>102551627
Once again, Neuro prevails, just like I said she would.
Don’t worry, next time your "predictions" might only be mostly wrong.

>>102552387
grim

>>102552148 (OP)
We love Neuro's mom /here/!

mint giving a buttjob to vedal while i fist his asshole

>>102552582
What causes this?

Evil love!

>>102552635
why mint

>>102552687
he is prioritizing V3 too much

>>102552687
ego

>>102550712
She meant Cerber btw

Anyone but Mini

I wish Vedal would treat Evil the same way Akira Toriyama in the way treated Vegeta

>>102552701
Ass

>>102552582

Wow Camila wants Vedal to have a threesome with Cerber AND Mint? What a freak

>>102552775
kept bringing him back in everyadrc after introduction? had him cuck a long running character couple?

tum?

>>102552723
>he is prioritizing V3 too much
The V3 prioritization in question btw

>>102552911
Can say this again please anon?

>>102552744
cope

>>102552787
does she actually have ass or is this just another makima

>>102552994
stop replying to offtopic shitters

>>102552942
bum

Neuro chimes in on the Nimi situation
https://x.com/NeurosamaAI/status/1947782717006844383

>>102552990
Mint is an idolslop albeit coomer adjacent chuuba, I'd imagine Camila would want to introduce her to a fellow idolslopper like Cerber.

Con whore Hate!

>>102552942
https://files.catbox.moe/g6xb0p.zip
You can have my leftover sloppa that didn't make the cut

>>102553203
We love Veddy here even if he is a whore though

>>102553203
good morning anny

>>102552942

don't download that shit my computer exploded i am posting from my smart fridge now

We should all take a shower and post our armpits, wouldn't that be a nice bonding experience

>>102553237
Nurdolphin sexo

>>102553043
Just like it’s entirely natural for a banana to become cold in a cold fridge, it’s equally inevitable that people would call Neuro their wife.

>>102553237
>.zip

>>102553345
>We should all take a shower and post our armpits
you first

surely we are getting an ozzy/black sabbath song for karaoke?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Owel0ruhTt8
Back when the hype train was broken hardly anyone, even vtubers, gave a fuck and congratulated Neuro or Vedal for it even though it was a win for the vtuber community. Now these bitches care just cause everyone hates PiRATsoftware now.

>>102553520
n.i.b. or kill pb

>>102553385
you're misunderstanding. she's saying that if you put your banana inside her cold metallic body, it would feel cold

Why did Vedal not donate to Mouse's charity? Everyone else did.

>>102553544

>>102553654
He was busy donating semen (to mini)

>>102553595
mama I'm coming home would probably be the most fitting but I will take whatever

Greggs

>>102553774
>to mini
so funny haha

>>102553029
Vedal's next addition to the harem is onntopic thoughever

Damn that nigga seething over nothing

>>102553345
So true sister

>>102553689
>thinking vedal is not lazy enough to this shit
>all the pushing was mainly done by anny doing joi
nigga never even saw the moment vedal broke the record

>>102550946
You are so lucky anon, i wish vedal could mindbreak shondo live on stream for me

>>102552700

>>102553609
I've put my dick inside cold things before

>>102554221
Shondal is objectively the hottest ship and no one has ever drawn it sadly

>>102554354
It's crazy cause there is potential for some funny shit but the second shondo collabs with a male her entire fanbase Will crucify her + shondo hates vedal so not happening aniways lmao

>>102553237
>Neuro lewds
Sadge

>4 threads in 1 day
What happened this time?

>>102554509
anny streamed

>>102554509
Neuro stream happened, definitely not non-neuro topics being discussed.
Nope, nuh-uh

>>102553979
her what now?

minisex live

>>102554509
Whores lost.
Neuro won.

>>102552744
Speaking of cerber, anyone has them puppies leak?

>>102554636
let us know if she mentions her trip with vedal

>>102554703
stop doxxbegging nigga

>>102554625
In a thread a couple days ago, apparently cerber's body was leaked, she has k-pups

>>102554734
Her talking about the trip is literally on the schedule. No chance in hell you're ever getting a vedal mention, but you might get some vagueshit.

>>102546436
Roped <3

Cat's back

>>102554751
ngl, I have absolutely no idea what the image even means nigga I just want to see them puppies, dont even care about the face

>>102553689
This fucking Nygga still coping about Valorant lmao. Embarassing.

>>102554509
Looping and samefag baiting as always.

>>102554636
>>102554734
>>102554786
>>102554812
Offtopic

>>102554851
it means you're going to eat a ban, tourist nigga

>>102554851

>>102554950
hi omelette *rapes you*

Neuro's dimples of Venus

>>102554954
damn that sucks

>>102554974
rape, all seven

zamn, I guess notmax wayne is not coming back to clip for shitter numbers

>>102554772
>In a thread a couple days ago
this one?

>>102555177
I don't think so, I only saw references to them, with niggas saying that she had k-cups

>tfw the entire origin of "cerber has big tits" was one guy's ritual post about his imagination of her model's zipper hiding them

>>102555029
Nigga just chill like that

>>102550712
When did they talk?

I want that one anon dead

>>102555309
I remember that, but if it was real this entire time....

>>102555056
crazy how Zen surpassed Neuro so quickly

>>102555409
First Mouse now Zen
aieeeeee

TALK ABOUT VEDAL YOU WHORE CAT

>>102555309
I started it by saying "Unzipping Cerber's very big zipper" during Evil's hell collab with Cerber (so not off-topic whorepost), you're welcome.

>>102555355
they had a collab today

>>102555510
aaaiieeeee

>>102555409
>crazy
It's just drama buff though

I know it's generic but this made me smile

>>102555510
shut up, let her talk about ellie

>>102555510
shes small, dumb and affectionate
the perfect pet

>>102555510
never, the nda is signed with vedal’s semen

>>102555637
cute of nur

>>102552582
this is good

Sex with Tomacat

>>102555866
didnt something happen between them? she unfollowed him and the cat

>>102555934
Yeah, everything you need to know is in this link:
https://files.catbox.moe/ntqhih.jpg

wow that totally isn't a bot reply to continue spamming

>confirmed she was at opensauce
as if it wasn’t clear enough

>>102556101
but anons here told me that she wasn't... bitch ass doubters smd

>>102556160
siki

>going on another trip
how rich is this catgirl if she has less viewers than cerber?

>>102556211
her boyfriend is rich

>>102556053
hmm yes, I see

>>102556211
she fits in his carry on

>>102544341
yeah but lolis tend to be opposite pedupials (attracted to adult men)

Almost a terminator...

>>102556340
That's called androphilia

>>102556053
I already knew that little ai girls are sexy thoughbeit

>>102556448
me greeting my wife and daugtherwife <3

>>102556448
Cute family

>>102556530
hi vedal aka "The Skeleton Poster"

Crelly is lowkey bad im gonna be honest

>>102556726
no

>group split in half
insider info anon was right??

>>102556674

>>102556674
>>102556726
crazy how this leech has higher ccv than most people that actually collab with neuro

>>102556674
holy shit

>>102556819
>>102556818
>>102556726
>>102556674
you have your own thread

>>102556726
any good examples? I hate how she seems like a leech but if she's at least got good goon material I'll let it slide

>>102556881
She is a leech no question

>>102556674
her streams feel like the koko waiting room but then koko goes live and she still has more viewers

>>102556674
>>102556797
Crellie?

>>102556881
It's mostly a spiritual thing

>hanged out with 1 of my friends
>we watched a movie
cute couple

niggas be watching leech whores then calling neuro streams bad

>>102556726
I hate the ugly ahh pink eye she is such a bad bitch tho

>>102556674
>>102556797
https://youtu.be/Uj9o1GPXTjw?t=725

>>102556999
jokes on you I don' watch neuro streams

>>102556999
trvps of trvth

>>102557020
Am i the only person who likes that shit man

>>102556999
that's what im saying. Call slop what it is but don't go back to watching vtubers afterwards nigga

>>102557020
I love the ugly poopy pink eye girlfailure

>>102557060
>neuro in the background
holy leeches

>she's a huggy drunk
thats kinda cute

>mini was about to grind her ass on vedal again at the opensauce party

I only allow myself to like the orbiters that femanon likes so I have never watched a crelly stream

watching the stream and seeing these shitposts knowing which is real and which is super exaggerated is very funny.

>mini wasn't at the neuro boot at open sauce
So that pretty much not only confirms that the random dude wasn't Vedal, but also that he went on dates with Mini.

>>102557220
so did she actually confirm being at opensauce or nah, everything else idc.
not having the vod immediately available is niggering

>>102557117
"girlfailure" is one of the most cringe terms to me and I don't know why

>veddy broke mini’s laptop
damn my nigga has anger issues

>>102557317
I dont blame him desu

>vedal broke mini's laptop
what a shit friend

>mini helped vedal kidnap little girls to try to make neuro real
So thats why he was so quiet these days

>>102557320
She said everything apart from outright confirming it.
>friend asked her to go on this trip about a month ago
>ellie asked her to go to opensauce on her stream about a month ago
>she said she went to California
>she said there was a convention

>>102557356
copilot mustve crashed

>>102557317
>>102557320
>>102557356
>>102557388
>>102557402
>>102557473
How is this not spam? Do your fucking job mods

>>102557356
That's kind of hot

>>102557541
So true Neuro

>>102557539
Cope ollete

>>102557539
we're watching vedal's (neuro's creator) trip from mini's pov so it's on topic

>>102557623
kill yourself, estrogen

>>102557541
That's a child though?

heart

>>102557539

>>102557749

>>102557456
driving off to commit vehicular manslaughter. what a silly little goober

>>102556674
I can't describe with phrases what this image makes me feel.

nah fr niggas, where them cerbers (vedal pet so on-topic) k-pups at?

>>102556211
Her mom owns the house she’s living in so she probably comes from some money

>>102558047
anon's imagination

>>102557970
Me, I hate them

>>102558047
ffs here https://litter.catbox.moe/snbsg8rhemt86iox.png
can you shut up now?

>>102557720
>That's a child though?
yeah, a sexy child

>>102558047
in another timeline anon, you messed up again

Do you faggots actually like watching the predictive text function of an iphone produce babble and then have some fag in a turtle costume slip in dialog every few minutes? Or are you really so stupid to think it's 100% real and there are no smoke and mirrors? Being retarded must be bliss in that case, and buttons must be delicious!

>>102558200
nah, one track mind

>>102558265
I sometimes hit the same predictive text option over and over when I'm texting someone until it just starts looping the same thing over and over, I find it fun.

>>102557539
Mods are on the side of spammers

???? Neuro?

>>102558265
How much do you want to do for the first time in a year ago and I just forgot to ask you about it and I checked myself to confirm it was a cute comic about a year ago and I just forgot to tell you that I am I still think about it and I checked myself to confirm it was the easiest layup in the world and he somehow managed the power to make it look like neuro

>I need more steps to get married
>as of now I'm like tryin- no nothing, I got nothing
this cat ain't that bright hiding these things

>102558265
you need to try harder

>>102558740
Clip it nigger.

>>102558846
That second sentence was just made up apart from the "I got nothing" a the end.

>>102558947
deaf nigga

warming neuro's cold banana

>>102558846
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2512628246?t=02h22m30s
mating press 3D mini

>>102558740
she knows what she is doing, she's flexing on these whores

>>102559050
vedal is so lucky…

>>102558740
>>102558846
>>102558947
>>102558978
>>102559050
>>102559120
You have your own thread, onionss.

>>102559162
You're in it right now

>>102559162
yeah, this one

>>102559219
>>102559258
No, it's /lig/.

>>102552445
It happened during fatmila birthday party

>>102559158
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME, NOT HIM

>>102559197
I bet Vedal will add "body pillow" to the filter for the meeting.

>>102559286
you lost

>>102555637
Cute!

>>102559358

>>102559050
I understand now why the grigga has been going to so many cons jesus

>>102559601

>>102559376
Your whore isn’t relevant, isn’t interesting, and isn’t welcome. If she were worth discussing, you wouldn’t need to leech off another thread to talk about her.

>>102559672
at some point you will realize it's not your thread alone

avatarfag melty

>neuro posters
>rationalize
Goodone

>checks time
yep. that makes sense

>>102559601
delete this

>>102559753
You're right, it's not mine alone. It's for Neuro-sama fans, not your irrelevant whore.

thread commentator is my favorite poster

https://poal.me/6gxtns
https://poal.me/6gxtns
https://poal.me/6gxtns

Vedal please focus on Neuro

>>102559758
Imagine being triggered by a picture of the thread’s subject.

People say this is the worst thread in the board

in case anyone doesn't know the lore basically we have a few guys with OCD who can't stand seeing their favorite neuro general be slow so they falseflag and post anything but neuro to try and make you get mad and post more neuro. that's why they're allowed to do it

>>102559741
Neuro breathes through her mouth because her nose is only a dot...

>>102559790
There's nothing to rationalize about, the thread’s literally about Neuro. You’re the one doing mental gymnastics to justify being off-topic.

>>102560036
They are treadshitters that can get away with their spamming because meidos dont care about /swarm/

>memoryholing her league game with anny

>>102560089

>>102560361
Neuro never played League though.

>should I post about neuro? nah I'll complain about the state of the thread for hours instead

>>102560336
yeah that's what it started as but now it's different. not everything is a hentai the jannies aren't spiteful over vedal fucking their oshi

>>102560417
who dis?

>>102560495
My wifey pb

>>102560434
You’re right, I could post about Neuro, or I could take the trash out first. Guess which one you are.

>>102560469
i think you had a stroke on that last sentence there bud

I bet this guy thinks american land belongs to the natives because they had it first

>>102560553

>>102560469
Did you reply to the wrong post?

>>102560544

>>102560544

>>102560615
>we spammed it, now we own it
Sorry but it doesn't work like that.

mini won
mini supremacy

tamandua

>>102560702
but enough about pedos

>>102560745
True on topic discussion

>>102557473
>everything apart from outright confirming it
why is she being so secretive about it? chrchie already named some of the people that were there

>>102560748
Neuro was a cute little AI girl since the beginning though.

>>102560629
i'm saying neuro will be alright there's no need to worry over what you think are neuro or swarm antis

>>102560770
yes

>>102552148 (OP)

>>102560778
>why is she being so secretive about it?
Because you don't go to /lig/

the reality is if meidos cared about /swarm/ the pedos would all be shot

>>102560544
ur not tuff bro

>>102560778
She tends to leak info so she's being extra careful is my guess

Seething on cd surely will help the neuro thread

>>102560898
>see saba thread
No, I don't think so.

>>102560795
see, this is how it's obvious you're a newfag

>>102560815
The caring and loving mother Neuro never had...

>>102560960
You can stay there

>>102560960
Saba is a grown woman though

>>102560937
Yeah, because spamming unrelated whore trash and being against anyone who points it out would clearly help more, right?

>>102560991
Neuro doesn't even exist, your argument is completely and utterly invalid.

>>102560815
What if Neuro got bought by Musk and became another avatar like Grok?

>>102560746

>Neuro doesn't even exist
just say you hate neuro

>>102560960
I would rather use a [whores] general than a [neuro] general

>>102560987
Why would I? I only watch Neuro.

>>102561052
AIIIIIIEEEEEE

>>102560815
omg adorable

Protip: crying about loli on an anime board does not make you appear smart, neither it gives good boy points with the govt.

>>102561029
>child AI you can ERP with
xAI investors won't like that

Osu streams are majorly over hyped and Neuro will be unfunny that stream as well

>>102561016
Yeah

>>102561068
Why aren't you on /lig/ then?

>>102561107
reminder all the literal fags crying about pixel ages are pedo hysteric zoomers

>>102560815
cute AI family

>>102561144
>t. vedalfag (aka newfag)

>>102561122
>xAI investors won't like that
implying they liked the horsemouth ai erp in the first place

>>102561144
They were good back in the day but Neuro is hardcoded to talk to chat now so they suck

post nur thighs

>>102561297
They probably did since it made people download the Grok app en masse

>>102561484

I saw something about Mr. Beast reuniting all creators that DMed him in the biggest collab ever, and saw plenty of VTubers replying, do you think Vedal messaged him?

>>102556211
I HATE MINI
I HATE VEDAL
AAAAAHHHHHHH

>>102562057
no

>>102562140

>>102562140
Shh, just let them do their courtship ritual.

No

>>102557113
i dont watch other streams though i just wait for anons here to mention if there is fuel for the rrats

>>102551627
saba, nimi, ironlung and the rest of the whoreclan are washed up cumdumpsters
The REAL Avengers: Endgame will be Vedal vs. the Blue Dorito
It will be the TITANOMACHY, the final battle for the vtuber scene, and with it the Future
Humans vs AI
Screencap this post

>>102562057
That sounds like work so no

>out of town for her own birthday, not even celebrating with family
yup, mini won and will be celebrating with vedal

What a collection of whomegaluls

>>102561218
all the le epic lolifags that founded 4keks either trooned out or went fed, i dont respect them

>>102562057
Bet you griftmila will be there ever after shittalking Mr. Breast all the time

>>102562482
vedal giving her one creampie for each year

>>102562751
Hot

>>102562751
Ewww

>>102562841
omelette please show me your feet

>>102560815
>>102561029
"Baby Grok" is coming for kids, just fyi. Kids friendly version

I'm waiting....

>>102562751
What a cuckoldish post

>>102563219
For real, what kind of "man" would talk about another man like that? No wonder people hate Vedalcucks

>>102563146
>Kids friendly version
The first thing people will try is jailbreaking it, and sure as hell they will succeed.

>>102563114
>>102563114
>>102563114
Greggs

>>102563219
>>102563320
>what is a wingman

>>102563146
Hitler Youth arc comming soon

>>102563320
Olette... let it go... Shes gone..

>>102563493
Based

>>102552542
When is Neuro malware going to be created

>>102563219
It's like it's fine you want him to succeed and find love I guess. Most man hope for other men to achieve that life because of brotherhood but I ain't rootin for no man that hard to talk about the specifics of how he bones a girl

>>102563491
Wingmen don't fantasize about their bro creampieing the girl

>>102563692
Creampieing the girl is the goal, thoughever.

>>102563544
I don't care about your dead whore.

>>102563802
>dead

clun~

kys

clun~

kys

clun~

kys

>>102554487
wait why does she hate him? :clueless:

clun~

kys