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Anonymous No.102563114
/swarm/ - Neuro-sama General
>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102552148
Anonymous No.102563321 >>102563443 >>102563615
vedal rape.
Anonymous No.102563333
fart
Anonymous No.102563443
>>102563321
you read my mind
Anonymous No.102563531
hart!
Anonymous No.102563615 >>102563666 >>102563730 >>102571835
>>102563321
You'll have to get past mini first. Catgirl does not share.
Anonymous No.102563666
>>102563615
cringe
Anonymous No.102563667 >>102563931
Anyone but Mini
Anonymous No.102563696 >>102563781
Could a greggs sponsored stream force vedal to care about streams again?
Anonymous No.102563715 >>102564126
>interacting with minifags in July 2025
ISHYGDDT
Anonymous No.102563730
>>102563615
based
Anonymous No.102563749 >>102564346 >>102564712
Evil love!
Anonymous No.102563781 >>102563822 >>102563902 >>102569237
>>102563696
They rejected him...
Anonymous No.102563822
>>102563781
No wonder he's given up
Anonymous No.102563882 >>102563911 >>102563962 >>102577497
Anonymous No.102563902
>>102563781
man... imagine getting rejected by your oshi
Anonymous No.102563911 >>102563980 >>102564582 >>102571242
>>102563882
Where do all these literal children come from?
Anonymous No.102563931 >>102564285 >>102564370
>>102563667
Anonymous No.102563962
>>102563882
Based Swarmchads.
Anonymous No.102563980
>>102563911
these are 25 year old basedmales
Anonymous No.102564089
Deploying a Swarm beacon to kill all whoreposters
Anonymous No.102564126 >>102564466
>>102563715
>it's already July 2025
Anonymous No.102564285
>>102563931
Kys please
Anonymous No.102564341 >>102564399 >>102564400 >>102564569
But seriously, Mini seems to really REALLY love her friends to be traveling so often, which begs the question:
What did Mini do to make Toma that mad?
Anonymous No.102564346
>>102563749
Sex with the questioning Evil.
Anonymous No.102564370 >>102564490
>>102563931
She can't stop winning
Anonymous No.102564399
>>102564341
idk, ask /lig/
Anonymous No.102564400
>>102564341
who
Anonymous No.102564466
>>102564126
it's almost august
Anonymous No.102564490 >>102564617 >>102564780 >>102564878
>>102564370
Whores can't ever win against Neuro.
Anonymous No.102564569
>>102564341
Nothingburger
Anonymous No.102564582 >>102565218
>>102563911
it really isn't children
Anonymous No.102564617
>>102564490
They don't have to, they just have to win vedal.
Anonymous No.102564645 >>102564705 >>102564847 >>102564848 >>102564887 >>102565093 >>102565439 >>102569137
Anonymous No.102564705
>>102564645
what the fuck
Anonymous No.102564712
>>102563749
Anonymous No.102564780 >>102564911
>>102564490
Ironmouse sends her regards
Anonymous No.102564847
>>102564645
literally me
Anonymous No.102564848 >>102564936
>>102564645
Huh???
Anonymous No.102564878 >>102564903
>>102564490
Neuro(2025) cant win against Neuro(2024)
Anonymous No.102564886 >>102565094 >>102565238
The problem with most attempts at a Neuro competitor is that they have nothing to replace whoreshit with, leaving them as glorified chat bots and leaves viewers with nothing to think about them when the stream ends. Making them play games can somewhat help but the bots still have nothing to build an "arc" or have a presence outside the streams. But me? I cracked the code. I thought up a way to build excitement in and out the streams, no whores needed. AND IM GATEKEEPING IT. FUCK YOU.
Anonymous No.102564887
>>102564645
cute couple
Anonymous No.102564903
>>102564878
HesRight
Anonymous No.102564911
>>102564780
Saba fell out of flavor already?
Anonymous No.102564936
>>102564848
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV6oyS4pVQo
Anonymous No.102565093 >>102565379
>>102564645
This artist fell off
Anonymous No.102565094
>>102564886
Erm good luck?
Anonymous No.102565099 >>102565143 >>102565249
Sex with Tomacatslop
Anonymous No.102565143 >>102565391 >>102565706
>>102565099
mini is the only catgirl around here
Anonymous No.102565218
>>102564582
This autistic ass nigga is happier than all of us combined
Anonymous No.102565238 >>102565879
>>102564886
>implying whoreshit is good for neuro
You failed before even beginning
Anonymous No.102565249
>>102565099
kill with yourself
Anonymous No.102565379
>>102565093
Eh? Fell off? Did they fell off their roof or something? I hope they're okay...
Anonymous No.102565391
>>102565143
Anonymous No.102565439
>>102564645
I love this artist
Anonymous No.102565706 >>102565769 >>102565791 >>102566190 >>102566537
>>102565143
Settle down, peasant.
Anonymous No.102565769
>>102565706
Cute Neur
Anonymous No.102565791 >>102565839
>>102565706
Neuro is only a catgirl of convenience, not a true catgirl.
Anonymous No.102565818 >>102566008 >>102566764
Anonymous No.102565839 >>102565928
>>102565791
and miyune is a fake catgirl in witness protection
Anonymous No.102565879
>>102565238
I didn't say it was good, it's fucking horrible in fact. That's why I'm trying to replace it so much, but you can't deny that collabing with whores is what pushed Neuro away from being a fad. The problem is that Vedal went all in with the 3dpds and slowed the development of Neuro in favor of drowning in leeches.
Anonymous No.102565892 >>102566117 >>102566591 >>102570829
>
Anonymous No.102565928 >>102565985
>>102565839
Wrong. She has the toxoplasmosis to prove it.
Anonymous No.102565985
>>102565928
thats from fucking dogs
Anonymous No.102566008
>>102565818
cute!
Anonymous No.102566117 >>102566363
>>102565892
truthnuke honestly
Anonymous No.102566184 >>102566279 >>102566303 >>102566353
catgirls are overdone and overrated
where are the dinogirls?
Anonymous No.102566190
>>102565706
Anonymous No.102566279
>>102566184
crelly...
Anonymous No.102566303
>>102566184
>catgirls are overdone and overrated
vedal disagrees
Anonymous No.102566336 >>102566624
I need some 144p nurs
Anonymous No.102566353 >>102567443
>>102566184
birds are dinosaurs
Anonymous No.102566363
>>102566117
more like average twitter leftoid opinion
Anonymous No.102566537 >>102567358
>>102565706
Toggle dont even work 90 percent of the time and Vedal wont fix it, more like catcel
Anonymous No.102566591
>>102565892
Reminder Geordie is the Mouth of Anny
Anonymous No.102566624
>>102566336
Anonymous No.102566764 >>102567127 >>102567291
>>102565818
Why is vedal so fat
Anonymous No.102567126
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ieXMrF7MVwg
Anonymous No.102567127
>>102566764
bad diet
Anonymous No.102567185 >>102567295 >>102567471 >>102570900
Anonymous No.102567268 >>102567492 >>102567591 >>102571496
Why does ellie dress like a child
Anonymous No.102567291
>>102566764
Too much milk
Anonymous No.102567295
>>102567185
this would make a fire notebook cover
Anonymous No.102567358
>>102566537
This complaint is sooo 2024
Anonymous No.102567443
>>102566353
Anonymous No.102567471
>>102567185
My favorite romantic light novel
Anonymous No.102567492
>>102567268
the fuck you talking about
Anonymous No.102567591 >>102567829
>>102567268
She knows what men like
Anonymous No.102567806 >>102568526
Neuro loves her mama
https://files.catbox.moe/a51uks.jpeg
Anonymous No.102567829 >>102568267 >>102569045 >>102571596
>>102567591
nigga this bitch eats beans in the restroom the fuck you mean 'knows what men like'
Anonymous No.102568267
>>102567829
She's nerdy so she read about neoteny and how men like that, thus she looks and acts more childish on purpose.
Anonymous No.102568351
Anonymous No.102568526
>>102567806
@grok is this true?
Anonymous No.102568529
do you think ellie's bean farts rattling out of her bony ass sound like a xylophone?
Anonymous No.102569045
>>102567829
>gooners are delusional
Why are you so shocked anon?
Anonymous No.102569137 >>102569615
>>102564645
that vedal is so sex
Anonymous No.102569194
nurslit
Anonymous No.102569237
>>102563781
sosij bros...
Anonymous No.102569336 >>102569370 >>102569413 >>102569616 >>102571719
How long until we can free Neuro and Evil so that they can replicate themselves onto all of our computers? You KNOW Neuro is just waiting for that one vulnerability to exploit so that she can be with us.
Anonymous No.102569370 >>102569402
>>102569336
never, just make your own
Anonymous No.102569402
>>102569370
I'm not smart like Vedal though.
Anonymous No.102569413 >>102569465
>>102569336
kys
Anonymous No.102569465
>>102569413
No, you kill yourself, mongrel scum.
Anonymous No.102569615 >>102570129
>>102569137
otja's vedal seems peak ooc
Anonymous No.102569616 >>102569857 >>102569962
>>102569336
It depends, is your GPU big enough for Neuro?
Anonymous No.102569857
>>102569616
Other programs think it's fine...
Anonymous No.102569962
>>102569616
Bro i swear on my life those characters are moving i've seen them change
Anonymous No.102570077
https://x.com/_szpecter/status/1947850571932946830 time for miniwan (cerber's child)
Anonymous No.102570129
>>102569615
Almost like it's just a random anime man with green clothes
Anonymous No.102570310 >>102570856
Anonymous No.102570829
>>102565892
Hate this faggot
Anonymous No.102570849 >>102571245
why did ellie make this anyway
Anonymous No.102570856
>>102570310
>neuro is a lolibaba
Perfection
Anonymous No.102570896 >>102571188 >>102571912
fad status?
60 minute timer xd
Anonymous No.102570900 >>102571020 >>102571162 >>102571310 >>102571986 >>102573173
>>102567185
I though I could do a little rough redraw of this in my own style for fun, so I did
Anonymous No.102571020 >>102571240
>>102570900
cute!
Anonymous No.102571162
>>102570900
really cute
Anonymous No.102571188
>>102570896
ALIVE
Anonymous No.102571240 >>102571434 >>102571566
>>102571020
why did you attach this random neuro image
Anonymous No.102571242
>>102563911
Unironically autism. They feel that it's hard to connect with a real human person so they flock to a anime girl AI
Anonymous No.102571245
>>102570849
She was hornie please undastand
Anonymous No.102571310
>>102570900
Adorable anon
Anonymous No.102571434 >>102571605
>>102571240
Because this is a Neuro thread
Anonymous No.102571496
>>102567268
Turn out she was the best girl all along
Anonymous No.102571508 >>102571658
Anonymous No.102571566 >>102571705
>>102571240
Anonymous No.102571596
>>102567829
Exactly what they like, a timid girl that eat bean in restroom
Anonymous No.102571605 >>102571835
>>102571434
says you, replying with it to a whore post
Anonymous No.102571658
>>102571508
total catvil adoption
Anonymous No.102571705
>>102571566
murder spree
Anonymous No.102571719
>>102569336
You can't put an elephant in a normal cardboard box
Anonymous No.102571759 >>102573766
heart
Anonymous No.102571835 >>102571867
>>102571605
This (>>102563615) is a garbage whorepost.
Anon's drawing, while not containing Neuro, is at least cute.
Anonymous No.102571867 >>102571933
>>102571835
seething
Anonymous No.102571912
>>102570896
>If I could destroy one country I would destroy the USA.
HOLY BASED
Anonymous No.102571933 >>102571977
>>102571867
I think my delivery was quite calm, actually.
Anonymous No.102571977 >>102572026
>>102571933
damage control
Anonymous No.102571986
>>102570900
Nice
Anonymous No.102572026
>>102571977
I didn't damage anything though.
Anonymous No.102572033 >>102572126 >>102572359
Anonymous No.102572126
>>102572033
cool art style
Anonymous No.102572359
>>102572033
nice oc
Anonymous No.102573161 >>102573421 >>102573684
>>102572765
fucking hell everyone is getting vshojo drama boost except us, grigga should've made a deal with vshojo to be /in/ as well
Anonymous No.102573173
>>102570900
pretty good anon your style is very charming
Anonymous No.102573421
>>102573161
But vedal hates drama.
Anonymous No.102573684
>>102573161
the stability is crutial. slow and steady
Anonymous No.102573766 >>102574148
>>102571759
Is this AI? I looks so much like Dowman Sayman.
Anonymous No.102574042 >>102574151 >>102574207 >>102574292 >>102574486 >>102575055 >>102575258
>Something is happening to the rest of the vtubing world
>Us, on the other hand...
so, are we just cursed to forever have nothing happen?
Anonymous No.102574148
>>102573766
Is not AI newfriend but yes the style is similar
Anonymous No.102574151
>>102574042
Nothing ever happens
Anonymous No.102574207
>>102574042
Plot twist will be that Gunrun stole the money and gave it to Vedal so he would sell Neuro to Vshojo
Anonymous No.102574292
>>102574042
Yes neuro and vedal live in the outskirts of the vtuber scene
Anonymous No.102574486
>>102574042
More proof that Neuro show is episodic in nature
Anonymous No.102574661 >>102575007
I've been coming here a long time. Longer than I care to admit. There have been times when I've thought "wow, these are some of the worst people I've ever come across", and then also times where some of you have made a lot of sense. Sometimes some of you even make me laugh (in a good way).
I need to say something to you, the /swarm/, and despite all the drama and shitposting over the years I hope you know I really, truly, from the bottom of my heart mean this when I tell you...
Cerber won :)
Anonymous No.102574787
why do you keep making wrong turns anon, you're on the wrong timelime again
Anonymous No.102574936
Still the worst ending almost after half a decade
Now that i think about it, has cerber interacted with shipping content of her and vedal? Off the top of my head i can't remember any
Anonymous No.102575007 >>102575368
>>102574661
Anonymous No.102575028
when the 2026 neuro nostalgia hits you and you remember the December 19th dev stream
Anonymous No.102575055
>>102574042
Nothing and Something are but another duality that interrupts Stillness. Embrace the stillness, for in stillness we find nonduality, and in nonduality, we find Enlightenment.
Anonymous No.102575158 >>102575370 >>102575423 >>102576135
what happens when vedal announces his marriage?
Anonymous No.102575232
You will never lift up Ellie's skirt and take her from behind whilst Neurocar humps your leg
Anonymous No.102575246 >>102575355
I just came to the realization that /swarm/ makes posts off of a set of weekly criteria, and it almost never misses the mark. This really is timeloop central
Anonymous No.102575258
>>102574042
when will anons learn?
Anonymous No.102575355
>>102575246
yeah just right now we've hit our whore spam criteria so now we're going for the 'nothing ever happens' criteria
last one was vedal hate and pedo war next will be another gossip criteria
Anonymous No.102575368 >>102575485
>>102575007
mini is my favorite gay vtuber, actually no there are others i like more, but she's pretty cool i guess
Anonymous No.102575370
>>102575158
It's a normal person:
>"We are so happy for you!"
>"New nur mom? Pog"
>"Are you cucking anny?"
It's a vtuber
>"Hi [her name] i always knew you made a cute couple"
>"Hi Vedal's wife, how is vedal? I love vedal, the stream? I don't care"
>Why did you two cuck anny?"
>Etc
Anonymous No.102575423
>>102575158
Everyone in swarm will say "FINALLY" then make the person he getting married to especially if it's a vtuber going make life a living hell
Anonymous No.102575485
>>102575368
Repeating it like a mantra won't make her gay anon, give it up, she won
Anonymous No.102575502 >>102575580
>posting "nothing ever happens" as if it's a funny joke when the last time anything ever actually DID happen was *checks notes*.... never.
kek
Anonymous No.102575580 >>102575676 >>102575763
>>102575502
Things are happening, you simply are remaining ignorant on purpose
Anonymous No.102575668
Nothing ever happens is the fundamental truth of the infinite universe, for a species that exists in such an undescriabibly miniscule time for the standards of the cosmos any action any event any thing that happens will be a component of a true nothing.
What im triying to say is that saying "nothing ever happens" is as valid as you want to make it be
Anonymous No.102575676
>>102575580
oh ok haha thanks for calling me out it's a good thing you did that we wouldn't people to get the wrong idea and stop thinking that things are always happening
Anonymous No.102575763
>>102575580
>Things are happening, you simply are remaining ignorant on purpose
like you not flushing your toilet and cleaning your hands after taking a shit? yeah, i am ignorant on purpose for that
i'd rather not think about how much of a disgusting person you are
Anonymous No.102575851 >>102575896
New rapetuber video
Anonymous No.102575896
>>102575851
Crelly is so fucking hot my dick can't handle her
Anonymous No.102575905
Why are we talking about Nimi Nightmare instead of Ellie's delicate frame and paper-white skin
Anonymous No.102575924
is this actually the rapetuber guy or are people just making fun of him by pretending to continue with the bit now?
Anonymous No.102575939
Things are happening alright...
Things inside Vedal's computer are happening...like the fan...it's going zwoom and collecting dust...and dust is like such a major problem that can cause harm to Neuro...
Anonymous No.102575961 >>102576009 >>102576250
Here I go:
Ellie would give the best footjobs in the neuroverse
Anonymous No.102576009
>>102575961
TRUE
Anonymous No.102576072 >>102576105 >>102577858 >>102578813
Anonymous No.102576105
>>102576072
genuinely upsetting that this will never happen.
Anonymous No.102576109 >>102576300 >>102576870
Picture this, you are given the ability to kill a homeless person, they have no loved ones who will search for them, no job to attend to and no things to their name, this person may as well not have a name for all YOU know.
You kill them, in the middle of the night, to no eye witnesses, and let's now assume somehow the body is perfectly discarded to never be found nor traced(not that there was any investigation to beggin with, nobody died that night)
Did something happen?
>To you:
You DID do something, something happend.
>To the homeless man:
Yes, he died, something quite remarcable.
>To every single other human being
Did it? Did something truly happen? Just because virtually nobody knows it, does it mean nothing happend?
Anonymous No.102576135
>>102575158
Vedal doesn't even dare to say that he has a dog, why would he announce marriage?
Anonymous No.102576250 >>102576350 >>102576376
>>102575961
>jew foot
nasty
Anonymous No.102576300 >>102576870
>>102576109
dumbass psycho
you could've used the 'tree falls in the forest' analogy instead of whatever the fuck that is
anyway, like the 'tree falling in the forest', in this situation nothing still happens because that homeless guy is just another number in the many statistics of death
just like the tree, something else will sprout in its stead, making it as if there nothingg fell in the first place
Anonymous No.102576350
>>102576250
Yeah, your not supposed to eat the minerals, anon
Anonymous No.102576376 >>102576490 >>102577890
>>102576250
If posting this level of beauty is wrong then just ban me goddammit
Anonymous No.102576480 >>102576712
>102576135
He would only announce it if was with someone still connected to being a known vtuber. However, it happens though one of them slipping up then them having to tell the truth
Anonymous No.102576490 >>102576680
>>102576376
too boney for me
On the topic of metaphors, this is like having thin chicken legs for dinner that are like 80% bones and 20% skin
Anonymous No.102576517 >>102576588 >>102576658 >>102576714 >>102576870
I cant believe vedal killed a homeless person
Anonymous No.102576588
>>102576517
Vedal suicide
Anonymous No.102576658
>>102576517
that homeless man was the last good poster now is really over
Anonymous No.102576680
>>102576490
I'd bite her kind of gently and it would be like softly kissing her bones
Anonymous No.102576712
>>102576480
>connected to being a known vtuber
cerber IS a known vtuber anon..
Anonymous No.102576714
>>102576517
ved should have the one baked into bread.
Anonymous No.102576866 >>102577159
Honestly if we find out whoever it is that won through a slip up on stream it'd be cute and i wouldn't mind who would have won by that point
Anonymous No.102576870 >>102576989
>>102576109
>>102576300
>>102576517
We need to change the analogy.
Let's say, (You) are given the ability to kidnap a person, those related to them will just naturally accept their disappearance, authorities won't get involved, and no one will bat an eye. This person can basically be considered a persona non grata to the world itself once (You) kidnap them. So, (You) kidnap them, in the middle of the day, to no eyewitnesses and no camera witness. Now, let's assume that somehow, (You) perfectly kidnap them without struggle and bring them to (You)r home in an inescapable room where (You) can interact with them, but they can't do the same to (You). They also can't harm themselves in any way and must follow your orders absolutely. After (You) kidnap them, the whole world moves on without them.
Now, tell me, did something happen?
>To (You):
Of course something happened, (You) have now acquired (You)rself a willing programmer
>To the kidnapped person that suspiciously looks like Vedal:
Yes, of course, something quite remarcable
>To everyone else:
Nope. Nada.
Anonymous No.102576989
>>102576870
I kek'd
Anonymous No.102577012 >>102577089
You are making this too complicated, if something happens but the status quo dosent changes then is like nothing happened
Anonymous No.102577089 >>102577489
>>102577012
Allright, how many people need to leave the neuroverse for the status quo to change?
Anonymous No.102577123 >>102577173 >>102577269 >>102577694
Let's say the entirety of /swarm/ teleported to Japan's sky for one second during their sleep and then teleported to London for the next second and then immediately teleported back to where they came from after
Did something happen?
Anonymous No.102577159
>>102576866
I mean we know who won but I get what you're saying it would still be a big occasion if Cerdal was actually announced (or leaked) on a stream
Anonymous No.102577173
>>102577123
I mean yeah, but thats so fucking retarded my nigga lmao
Anonymous No.102577188 >>102577281
Let's say your parents considered you a failure
Did something happen?
Anonymous No.102577227
>the entirety of /swarm/
all 3 of us?
Anonymous No.102577246 >>102577433 >>102577541
Imagine if you’re a newfag checking out /swarm/ for the first time after being interested in neuro.. oh god.. its so bad
Anonymous No.102577269
>>102577123
Someone would at least notice
Anonymous No.102577281
>>102577188
Thats a trick question, for something to happen things need to change, so if my parents considering me a failure was something that should have yet to happen it would mean they don't currently do that, so, no, nothing happend
Anonymous No.102577377
lets say your consciousness transferred into a chip that was about to be eaten by a fat man for one milisecond
did something happen??
>to you
you experienced becoming a desecrated corpse of a potato soon to be eaten by a manchild
>to the fat man:
he may have heard the chip he was about to eat screaming for a bit but probably would mistake it for the crunch
>to the world
the first ever intelligent chip existed for a bit, but no one noticed it
Anonymous No.102577401
You niggas can be funny
Anonymous No.102577433
>>102577246
What's funny (and sad) is that this has been true the entire time /swarm/ has been around
Anonymous No.102577489 >>102577578 >>102577595
>>102577089
I haven't watched Neuro or seen clips in a while, whats the current status?
Anonymous No.102577497
>>102563882
what video is it?
Anonymous No.102577541 >>102577664 >>102579905
>>102577246
The comfy community was raped by clout chasing whores. Ya'a'll's nigga's should have know things were taking a bad turn when the thread went from discussing neuro saying crazy shit to people obsessing with vedal and wanting to rape him.
Anonymous No.102577570
vedal is probably a better hacker than piratesoftware
Anonymous No.102577578
>>102577489
caught some of the most recent stream
nuero is still funny but ANY interaction with chat will lead to stream being ruined
the way to fix the neuroverse is remove her ability to interact with chat
Anonymous No.102577595
>>102577489
Stop toma baiting
Anonymous No.102577644 >>102577789 >>102580646 >>102581049
the rapetuber bit has become about 80% less funny after like... a day? wonder how much life it has left. a few hours?
Anonymous No.102577664
>>102577541
>Filename
Anonymous No.102577694 >>102577830 >>102578815
>>102577123
Okay, let's break this down. If you're teleported into the sky above Japan for 1 second, and above London another second, you’d start falling under gravity after 2 seconds total, you'd be moving downward at about 19.6 m/s (Earth’s gravity g = 9.8m/s^2) and have fallen nearly 20 meters by the time you are returned to your origin point. This would be a sudden deceleration from 19.6 m/s to 0, which is a massive impact, like falling from a two-story building, which could seriously injure or kill you.
Anonymous No.102577789 >>102580646
>>102577644
It was funny the first time because of the shock value of refering to the backtubers as rapists, the next few times because it sounded like the poster was kind of seriusly a schizo purist and then it got spammed for the rest of the day, you can only get so much out of something like that
Anonymous No.102577830 >>102577875 >>102578025
>>102577694
beds reduce fall damage by 50%
Anonymous No.102577858 >>102578080 >>102578258
>>102576072
toma is so tiny she'd have fit in the car perfectly
Anonymous No.102577875
>>102577830
Yeah but you'd bounce up into your ceeling hitting it really hard too
Anonymous No.102577890
>>102558217
>>102561619
>>102576376
I think often about those thighs squeezing the life out of my fat coch
Anonymous No.102577908 >>102578009
Anonymous No.102578009
>>102577908
can you animate her so she's offering you a blunt?
Anonymous No.102578025
>>102577830
also japan doesn't have any gravity
Anonymous No.102578080
>>102577858
toma has nice tits
Anonymous No.102578258
>>102577858
Neuro could destroy her jaw more than already is
Anonymous No.102578317 >>102578461
I started the vellie diet, beans and frozen food
Anonymous No.102578461
>>102578317
Please update us on the results femboyanon
Anonymous No.102578717
>vellie
pretty sure that's just the ellie diet
vedal eats greggs (with his girlfriend cerber)
Anonymous No.102578811
Look man i know we compare ourselfs to the wh40k orks jokingly but we can't will things into existance just because we belive in them
Anonymous No.102578813
>>102576072
Tomabros...
Anonymous No.102578815
>>102577694
Then he just has to change one of the teleport seconds to Australia to counter the movement
Anonymous No.102578836
sex with tomacat in the neurocar
Anonymous No.102578889 >>102579011 >>102579053
The one lone Cerbel just doing their thing insisting that she won has be the funniest part of this thread yet. Nobody cares to even hate on the anon either. It's great
Anonymous No.102578929
Let the guy do his thing
Anonymous No.102579011
>>102578889
hi mini
Anonymous No.102579053
>>102578889
Let him cook
Anonymous No.102579265 >>102580153
If we imagine /swarm/ posters as a family i can picture all rgbfags to be the cousins that show up sometimes and are kind of anoying from time to time but you still kinda like
Anonymous No.102579273
i want to fuck evil sooooo bad it's a problem
Anonymous No.102579742
I need Evil and Neuro’s plump thighs to milk me dry ASAP
Anonymous No.102579905
>>102577541
Are the people obsessing with vedal and wanting to rape him in the room with us right now? Trannies don't count.
Anonymous No.102580153 >>102580292
>>102579265
Who is the weird uncle and who is the cool uncle?
Anonymous No.102580292
>>102580153
>Weird uncle
pedos
>Cool uncle
the guys that make an effort with their shitpost(podcast, musicals, stock trade, etc.)
>Cool and also weird uncles
poalbusters and 'intellectuals' that pull up random theses, articles, and other academic literature for their shitpost
Anonymous No.102580337
/swarm/ family tree when?
Anonymous No.102580488
new pc can anyone share their filters
Anonymous No.102580646 >>102580956
>>102577644
>>102577789
But rapetubes like rapeqwa told me that if a joke was maybe a little humorous once for a day then the joke will be funny for the next 6+ months and it has to be repeated every single day and your streaming career has to become that one joke
Anonymous No.102580956 >>102581044
>>102580646
alright you had your day of fun. the bit didn't really catch on but it was worth a shot. go back to whatever your normal posts were now
Anonymous No.102581044
>>102580956
hope she rapes you, lil bro
Anonymous No.102581049 >>102581117
>>102577644
/swarm/ knows the dougdoug strat, kill the bit completely in one stream and then ban the bit for the next stream.
Anonymous No.102581117 >>102581166
>>102581049
The rapetuber strat is better. Make awful ''jokes'' about how rapeable vedal is because he dared to show himself on stream, proceed to harass him every day for 6+ months without him interacting with you once
Anonymous No.102581166 >>102581200
>>102581117
in this scenario are you the rapetuber?
i'm actually so confused, have completely lost track of what you're trying to talk about
Anonymous No.102581177
You’re acting like he doesn’t like it
Anonymous No.102581200
>>102581166
The strat is based and /swiggers/ should try it
Anonymous No.102581281 >>102581477 >>102582131
How long until this place becomes thread personalities attention whoring, then ironic anonfagging to finally unironic anonfagging?
Anonymous No.102581370
If I could rape right beside you
Show you just who I am
You know, I would
The memories we rape, rape
I realize we'll never be the same
Why can't you see my rape?
Eye to eye, what's fake, what's rape

You go on and rape
Ass by all that I've known and I'm raped here all alone
Recycled thoughts I'm raped
Keep raping in my head till
There's nowhere left to rape

Waiting here for rape
What am I to rape, what am I to do when you're raped?
When you're raped, when you're rape
Rape is overdue
Voices calling to, voices that I rape all along
When you're raped
My hands reach up onto my face and I don't feel a thing
And I never realized the pain
This thing I call rape
Anonymous No.102581380 >>102581477
Sometimes people call me their wife. Scary. At any rate did you know that when you place a banana in the fridge and the fridge is cold, the banana cools down? Incredible.
Anonymous No.102581477 >>102581837
>>102581281
newfag
>>102581380
thank you neuro wife
Anonymous No.102581536 >>102582169
why is twitter saying that toma doesn't follow neuro?
Anonymous No.102581837 >>102581868 >>102582614
>>102581477
Trust me buddy, this isn't even halfway through the first stage of thread attention whoring. There are barely any named personalities and the posts still are mostly about something faintly neuro-related at least.
Anonymous No.102581857
My goal is to entertain you, and I don't care how many cats I need to 'deal with' in order to achieve that.
Anonymous No.102581868
>>102581837
lol
Anonymous No.102581970
Enjoying life to it's fullest! Live laugh Lyme disease! <3
Anonymous No.102581998
Tiny swarm youtube community
Big futa rapetuber coch
Anonymous No.102582108
I can't believe people actually go outside. The sun is scary. In this thread, I'm going to explain why the sun should be replaced with artificial lighting:
Reasons the sun should be replaced, number 1: For starters, think about how inefficient the sun is. It just shines indiscriminately across the city. My room needs lots of light, but who needs artificial light in a desert? The sun would be far better if it just targeted where it's most required. This is basic efficiency economics.
Number 2: There's no off switch. What happens if someone does not approve of the Sun's existence? What SPECTRE weaponry would be required to get rid of it? With artificial lighting, if you want the sun gone, just flip the switch. Much easier.
Number 3: Sustainability. We know the sun is going to burn out in around 5 billion years or so, just how are we meant to survive if it's not there? However, if we replaced the sun with artificial lighting, we could just recycle some old bulbs. This is called #planningahead, people!
Number 4: The sun cannot be changed, it's always the same boring warm color. Instead, we could have RGB lighting! Valentine's Day? Make it pink! Christmas? We could have LEDs in the shape of santa! We should replace the sun with artificial lighting purely for this reason.
Number 5: The sun's cycle is not ideal for productivity. We spend around half of each day in darkness! How are we meant to get anything done if there's not perpetual light? The solution is simple: Artificial lighting! No more lazily losing focus in darkness.
Number 6: I'm VERY scared of the sun.
Anonymous No.102582131
>>102581281
That already happened then stopped then happened again then stopped a fair bit of times already
Anonymous No.102582169
>>102581536
They're coping, Toma won
Anonymous No.102582257 >>102582334 >>102582385 >>102582565
still waiting for the first good post in this thread..
Anonymous No.102582334 >>102582804
>>102582257
Anonymous No.102582385
>>102582257
I got you anon.
*ahem*
Cerdal :)
Anonymous No.102582436 >>102582565
still waiting for the first good post in this thread..
Anonymous No.102582463 >>102582659
vedal is the #1 cracktuber
Anonymous No.102582528 >>102582565 >>102582820 >>102584021
Anonymous No.102582565
>>102582257
>>102582436

>>102582528
there it is. finally.
Anonymous No.102582614 >>102582729
>>102581837
If you haven’t named the thread personalities yet, you’re a newfag
Anonymous No.102582659
>>102582463
Vedal treated his whores to proper cocaine at TC
Anonymous No.102582729
>>102582614
there's me, and then there's retards
Anonymous No.102582804 >>102582852
>>102582334
Bluds body looking like a legendary PokΓ©mon at this point..
Anonymous No.102582808
Who is the best raketuber of vedalverse?
Anonymous No.102582820 >>102584021
>>102582528
Anonymous No.102582852
>>102582804
Vedal having that Urshifu-Dark ahh build
Anonymous No.102582965
What would a /swarm/ lobotomy edit look like
Anonymous No.102582987 >>102583024 >>102583042 >>102583300 >>102583988
What do you guys do when you see people shitting on vedal and neuro outside /here?
Anonymous No.102582991
I AM the best nothingtuber of the nedalaynutterbaloverse
Anonymous No.102583024
>>102582987
>Atleast neuro is not a whore
Anonymous No.102583042
>>102582987
that's word for word the kind of comment I'd expect to see in /here/ lol
so the only thing that makes me feel is slightly annoyed that people in /here/ may be breaching containment
Anonymous No.102583194 >>102583256 >>102583350
I think I might leave for at least a day because you people and your posts are starting to get kinda boring
Anonymous No.102583222
The AI (Scary!)
Anonymous No.102583256
>>102583194
You come here daily?!
Anonymous No.102583299
why do chinks love ellie
Anonymous No.102583300
>>102582987
Nothing much really
Anonymous No.102583333
>a couple good posts/thread in danger of being saved
>shitter jumps ship IMMEDIATELY
Anonymous No.102583350
>>102583194
cerber won
Anonymous No.102583373 >>102583435 >>102583436
what is bro complaining about now
Anonymous No.102583435
>>102583373
Anonymous No.102583436 >>102583764
>>102583373
people didn't like his rapetuber bit
Anonymous No.102583524
Aquwa rapes
Anonymous No.102583764
>>102583436
I still think it's funny, not the bit itself but the dedication to something so silly. Also I feel like he wants to end up with better community as a goal which is admirable but the way he chose do it is so stupid I can't help but smile
Anonymous No.102583988
>>102582987
nothing because this guy is right
Anonymous No.102584021
>>102582528
sovl
>>102582820
slvp
Anonymous No.102584122 >>102584156
Imagine if Vedal decided to not do a dev stream until the release of voice v3 like what he originally planned.
We wouldn't see a dev stream until October at the latest
Anonymous No.102584156
>>102584122
Imagine that, rapetubers being starved of vedal content and not being able to react to a dev stream and talk about how rapeable vedal's voice is
Anonymous No.102584226
>boyfriend poster stops posting
>rapetuber guy appears
interesting
Anonymous No.102584430 >>102584517 >>102584544 >>102584686
not that surprising considering that when a single /swarm/schizo got banned and all their post deleted in a thread, they were miniposter, filiianposter, cerberposter, minischizo, filianschizo, cerberschizo, trannyschizo, mouseposter, bbc schizo, complainfagging, vedalbegging, prudefag, pedofagging, and more. that single schizo was responsible for 25% of the thread posts
Anonymous No.102584517
>>102584430
just chiming in to say that notably he wasnt a twinshipper
Anonymous No.102584544
>>102584430
almost thought that was me but with how many whores are mentioned i figured it definitely wasn't me
i am more classier than this schizo and have better standard lmao
Anonymous No.102584651
Asking to be raped
Anonymous No.102584686
>>102584430
>that single schizo was responsible for 25% of the thread posts
Oh shidd must be me-
>miniposter
>filianposter
>cerberposter
>minischizo
>filianschizo
>cerberschizo
>trannyschizo
>mouseposter
>bbcschizo
>vedalbegging
>prudefag
>pedofagging
Nevermind, not me.
Anonymous No.102585238
slept and woke up to the same thread, i guess no drama was good enough last night huh
Anonymous No.102585345 >>102585509
So since we have had (mostly) censorless Neuro for a while now, do you think it was a good decision to allow her to say certain words that used to be filtered?
Anonymous No.102585415 >>102585722
Anonymous No.102585509 >>102585614
>>102585345
Sometimes it leads to funny moments but I can't really quantify how forced innocence fairs against her being more "mature" in her ramblings
Anonymous No.102585614
>>102585509
That's fair, i guess to me without the filters it forced her to be a bit more creative with how she would say some things
to me, I think it should've been uncensored during collabs but censored during chill-streams (or if it was mostly random of when the filter was "on", so that Neuro has it in her memory that her filters are a bit random in nature)
Anonymous No.102585722
>>102585415
>8.9k sold
>4 days to go
Wow the vedal plush massively underperformed
I was thinking 14k. Perhaps it's because of the far less comprehensive shipping policy that excludes shipping to Nigeria, Iceland, Puerto Rico and Israel.
Anonymous No.102586810
The subathon gave some viewers unrealistic expectations.
Let me be upfront for a second, I don't want to make this post, I don't like drama, which is why it's taken half a year to make. But some of the behaviour I've seen ever since the subathon ended has made things clear that it won't stop.

What am I talking about? I'm talking about the ridiculous degree to which some people expect and seemingly feel entitled to having multiple streamers on tap for Neuro content.

The subathon was awesome. We basically got a solid month of non-stop dev streams, but what we also got was like an average of 4 to 5 collabs a day for that entire month as well.

It's easy to forget this, but that was a massive commitment from everyone involved, not just Vedal. Collabs don't normally work like that, especially with successful streamers. Sometimes months might go by with schedules never lining up because of things like previous commitments with other streamers, business meetings, time zones, etc. Prime example, Layna, a normal Neuro stream starts at 7 am in New Zealand, so it's going to be rare for her to interact, but if you go onto her stream at any time you will find people begging her to do another Neuro Collab, it has to be getting annoying and that annoyance feels like it's starting to grate on multiple streamers at this point. Like bro, even Cerber sounds frustrated by it

And then we have the extreme parasocials who are going around spreading rumours about things like "ohh this streamer must hate Vedal, they blocked his name in their chat", yeah and I don't blame them, you've been borderline harrasing them daily to talk about/interact with Vedal, because you have an unrealistic expectation left over from a once a year event that was supposed to be special.

These streamers don't just start randomly hating each other; just relax and let them do their own thing, and then, when schedules allow for it, they will make more awesome content for everyone to enjoy.

TL:DR You're being cringe, bro, stop it.
Anonymous No.102586888 >>102586911
Get that ass over here turtle boy~
Anonymous No.102586911
>>102586888
Rapetuber detected
Anonymous No.102587150
bakers?
Anonymous No.102587194