This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: life goes on, 4 years later
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1947182852787048557/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
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Tomorrow, Lumi will Stream for Workout Wednesday!

Previous Thread:>>102555911

>>102572203 (OP)
Why is Lumi looking at us like that?

/Lemon/ can't keep up with all the Vshojo drama and Nimi threads being made. How long before this new tread get booted?

>>102573967
I believe Lemon will survive.

>>102573967
Lumi needs to admit starbro is living with her for the summer so we can live

>>102572203 (OP)
Love this retard so much.

Will you guys buy Lumi's plushies?

>>102575440
How did Lumi even think that was even going to work with how much she works? She eats 6 nuts, streams for 8 hours, works on streams prep for 2 hours, eats a salad, then finally doom scrolls Twitter intell she goes to bed. Where's the time to show starbro the homeless on the street?

>>102579241
she is capable of coming up with some sort of itinerary to keep him occupied

>>102572203 (OP)
where were you all day?!
i had to browse other threads

>>102573967
4 hours give or take

>>102579241
My most schizo rrat is that Lumi is using starbro as an excuse to buy a house and move out of her apartment. Either that, or she wants to connect with him.

>>102572203 (OP)
paizuri

>>102581251
Probably the just connect part. Lumi's pretty lonely out there. She only has her cousin and 2 friends

>>102581251
>>102582253
i'd marry her, but she doesn't even know i exist.
ç'est la vie

>>102582629
Your going to have to fight me for her anon

>>102582886
since all anons are the same schizophrenic anon, doesn't that mean i'd have to fight myself for her?

>>102583385
Pippa.

>>102583385
Shit your right voices in my head. At least the fight is a 1v0 now, but some how I'm going to fumble the win

>>102582253
I wonder how Lumi would have felt if Starbro said he applied for college in her area

>>102584571
i believe in you.
may the best voice win

Would lumi eat more or less if starbro lived with her?

>>102585494
Eat more. She has a reason to make more food now.

>>102585494
She would eat more since she has to make proper food now

>>102585566
>don't notice how she made 2 pizzas

>>102574685
it might be like this for a week or two until all the drama blows over
>>102581251
I think she just wants to connect with him

>>102587827
imagine being so poor you dont throw out half of what you cook

>>102584571
you can do it anon!

I love lumi. I just do.

>>102590399
same

>>102591572
baffling feeling to suddenly care about someone again.

>>102591635
It really is, but she deserves it

>>102591782
deserve is a strong word. she is right about the asking for a favor thing though. having someone's back, even ironically or as a silly game at first, gets infectious when you see the results.

>>102592094
she deserves it because she makes us happy

>>102572203 (OP)
Fyren's cocksleeve...

>>102593448
She doesn't make me happy. The opposite, lots of the time

Do you think Lumi and her bf play on different consoles now so she doesn't have another Oblivion moment

>>102593448
https://www.youtube.com/live/XxPuYNYSiTs

start @ 30:12 or 21:55 for full context. I think you are right and she also feeks the same way.

>>102595275
nah, I hate consoles

>>102580384
it was horrible

What's a good card to share? Everyone and their mother has / shares kitasan black.

>>102598578
I have no idea what this is but row 1 column 2 looks cute

>>102597794
it was pretty bad yeah
>>102596547
it's cute how much she cares about small things like the order of oshi marks

We are live, Lumi said she had a good day yesterday
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>102599634
what did she mean by this?

Now the burn doesn't hurt apparently.
But I bet it looks soooo bad she can't handcam for 2-3 months.
Until she decides to upgrade her lighting setup in some way.

>>102599793
reference to yesterday's collab with clio

>>102600135
she's just being a brat today, she said she was fine then went on about how much it hurt then said she was fine again

>>102599634
>she had a good day yesterday
well killing vshojo and Nimi yab was her fault after all

>>102600403
Or just a habitual liar. A self-described sociopathic bitch

Why did Lumi smile when someone mentioned her having a stalker?

>>102600963
what did she do?

I like this bratty Lumi

I wish I didn't find her whining white girl voice so attractive.

>>102602022
i like how dynamic she is

>>102601836
She wants excitement in her life

xalamon confirmed to have dirt on lumi

>>102600135
hand schizo please settle down. you lost your chance

>>102602162
You can get the same thing at your nearest walmart.

>>102599793
https://youtu.be/k0y9MCM9C5U?si=eUp1j7c7Oh5iKlSu

>>102606361
I don't blame her
>>102606682
but you can't watch her play video games or yap

>>102606807
is this how she treated the nerdy girl in high school?

>>102607120
Just the people who say there "sensitive" or "nice" guys

>>102607120
Yes

Lumi made the ending cutscene much more tragic than it ever would have been otherwise, she is too powerful

>>102611372
I actually shed a tear

>>102606807
>Starbro is a sensitive young Man
You guys think Lumi bullies him relentlessly for it? Or is she actually "nice" to him

I love Lumi when she has her twintails

>>102611828
maybe she used to bully him for it and now feels bad

>>102612202
it's so cute and feminine

>>102611828
Sensitive man= Little bitch

>>102612459
Why would she feel bad?

>>102615922
because she's trying to reconnect with him

>>102606807
Why was she such a mean girl in that stream? Did the mask finally fall off?

nothing personal guys

>>102617381
Lumi is a Stacy, the thought of a dweeb in love with her disgust her.

>>102617381
>>102617677
Lumi is like the stacy version of an orc, being around other girls gets her riled up and aggressive
one day it will escalate into violence

>>102617677
>the thought of a dweeb in love with her disgust her
I thought Lumi wanted a man who was smarter than her? She has nerdy interests and is only friends with people who are online 24/7, but doesn't want a dweeb bf?

Lumi is really going through it, poor girl

>>102619019
she wants some sort of a smart successful guy with a nice voice who is a bit older who likes to play videogames with her but isn't a nerd
even in her city that is likely less than 5000 people and most of them will be taken

>>102619019
that's the conundrum, that's why she's trying to get out more and try new things
>>102619408
also someone who will put up with her

>>102619602
>also someone who will put up with her
I kinda suspect she left new york because the odds are kind of bad for women there, much better on the west coast. you'll know she's getting serious if she moves down to the bay area

>>102619602
Starbro puts up with her, why can’t she be with him?

>>102620027
Why is it better on the west coast for women?

>>102620509
higher percentage of men relative to women. east coast, nyc in particular, is the opposite. bay area is a sausagefest. a clever woman can have her pick of the litter there

>>102620708
why is that, sounds kinda interesting

>>102620708
So if you google this it's literally the opposite east has more women.

>>102621017
its mostly self sorting based on cultural factors. women move to the big east coast cities because they are viewed as more cosmopolitan and women care about that sort of thing a lot, men stay where they are or move to where there's money to be made
>>102621333
that exactly what I said

>>102620098
Because that's Illegal

metro exodus was amazing. Im glad I maanged to be here for it. I do miss strrategy games tho it is what brought us here but I guess the fanbase has changed over the years

>>102619408
>she wants some sort of a smart successful guy with a nice voice who is a bit older who likes to play videogames with her but isn't a nerd
If that's exactly what she wants she's going to end up like her german soccer obsessed cousin

>>102611372
yeah I cried. it is nice to have some bimbo being a little bitch in the background because it makes it easier to lower your guard

>>102623938
games like this can be hit or miss for streaming but Lumi got so invested in it, it was infectious

Lumi watches us to make sure we’re loyal.

>>102626931
even in the bathroom?

>>102627270
She watching me take a dump right now?

>>102617381
what? she only did a short stint as lumi doing the "dance your gfe, whore" tier prostitute shit for a short while after debut. she has always been "toxic" (the positive, actually having fun fuckung around type, not the negative, make everyone as miserable as me type). that is the lumi you see whenever she thinks it is safe to come out.
if anything, she went back to hiding her power level. 4chan is domimated by the negative freaks. she learned that painfully. her audience shifted. now she is stuck with an audience whosr average member is a mix of the autists she loves and the pussies she always hated. she is mature enough to not want to be cruel to her autists, but now mature enough to realize the only problem with toxic personalities is the negative miserable behaviors rather than the fun character development ones.
so now she is stuck babysitting her chat for a living, assumes everyone from /here is an unstable schizo neet retards one bad day away from a freakout, and is stuck in the limbi she is always describing.

How can Lumi reconcile her hatred for "sensitive" or "nice" guys who are trying to manipulate her, and her love for her baby brother who she describes as “sensitive” and “nice”? Wouldn’t she also hate starbro for manipulating her?

>>102626931
it is probably hopefully kayfabe but, kayfabe or not, I always found this confusing.
I get what she meant about starting with a genuine connections instead of friend farming etc. I also get how she spends so much time streaming it would not even be fully fair to call her behavior parasocial. let's say she makes the connection, what then? does she exoect a sane person to ask to grab a discord coffee on stream?

>>102628584
oh that is easy. you love your family. that decision was made for you before you have any say in the matter. you dont choose them, you just do your best to love them

>>102625168
yeah I am much less hopeful for the other games. normally I am cynical about woman on internet crying and summer car hasnt helped. this time it was contagious

>>102617381
It took me a bit to realize it but the gauntlet of "send your resume, 5 year plan, this is an interview" bit is supposed to come off bad so you leave her alone as she isn't available. It wasn't actually a challenge; she just can't speak directly. Well.. I'm happy my ambitious autism is improving at least.

unironically proud of her for spreading her wings. good job kiddo

>>102620708
Her pick of Ranjeet and Lao Xi you mean.

>>102630841
she may just be autistic and did not realize what she was doing. it was offputting but it would be recieved as a challenge to anyone who thinks they checked all of the boxes she just spent an hour detailing, and implied an unspoken red line was lifted.
that is before we consider how a girlfailure demanding a resume from someone better than her is basically begging for correction. it was very lumi

>>102619408
im in

>>102634664
Doubt

>>102619408
You forgot "being white" as well

>>102636081
nta but she seems to have a taste for swarthy guys based on taste in video game characters

>>102636135
what?

I love Lumi

>>102636293
Ifan, the DS2 villain guy, Vlad (netflix)

>>102637692
so white guy with brown hair?

>>102636135
She liked Dimitri from FE 3 houses and that one guy from Metro who are both white. What other characters does she have crush on?

>>102637814
Jan Zizka, Valerian Mengsk, Pavel
>>102637744
Sure, go with that if you want

>>102638033
It sounds like she just likes manly men with facial hair who have power

>>102638233
that what she said multiple times, pavel is a glowie slimy pawn though
how do we make her play witcher 2? she would love Roche

>>102617381
you guys have a very low bar for being "mean"
she can be ferocious sometimes, short bursts though, takes control fast
that's just being funny

>>102633745
>but it would be recieved as a challenge to anyone who thinks they checked all of the boxes
pretty much. not sure about off-putting, I took it as a joke, but a lot of insane people willing to dox themselves for a bit or a delusion

>>102619408
>but isn't a nerd
which nerd do you mean? because nerds is a spread out word nowadays, I think old meaning of nerd shifted to sperg

something just clicked. I feel so bad for lumi and lumi is such a baby. the wires got croseed. I thought an old feeling that had grown stale was reborn with new intensity. but it really was the feeling that is new. I havent suddenly stated ti give a shit about women again. I just want kids for the first time. damn. thanks lumi I guess. I need to think on this..

>>102638591
poor choice of words on my part. I meant offputting like aggravaing and cocky in a baiting way, or intimidaing, or childishly retarded (depending on whether you think she is worth the time, are a waste of time, or if this isnt your first rodeo and dont find her immaturity cute.
the doxxing is funny. kayfabe or not, Im not sure what her plan was for the step between genuine connection and making a friend that does not require her to make the first move or the person to be crazy and hit her up on stream. I'm more interested in the puzzle to solve at this point tham anything else

>>102638625
Probably just people whos whole live revolves around on thing like vtubers or anime

>>102636135
Brown anon you have been detected. Please come out quietly so the rest of the anons here can beat you will belts in the streets

>>102638657
Sorry for your baby fever anon

What I would give to be starbro

>>102642728
Why?

>>102643903
incest fags everyehere

>>102641065
me too. I wasted a lot of time and emotional. unusually unaware of me. brain reboots can be a bit painful. good thing no one saw me

>>102644371
It's not even genuine, most of them just spam it as a cover for the Fyren incident.

>>102611372
What ending did she get? I sleep before she ever moves off the yapping

>>102638657
Lumi would be proud, that's what she wants for all of her fans

>>102645227
I don't know what the other endings are, but she got the ending where they got to the lake but the dad died and Artyom barely made it

>>102645523
I was always going to have kids, I just never thought I would waste this much time on a cartoon in need of a more emotionally avaliable dad. losing my morning wood the second I hear her voice should have given it away. shameful really.
at least I finally accepted that the selfless type of charitable love I was holding out for isnt possible for anyone who is physically and mentally mature enough to fuck. time to go find some bimbo to go througb the motions with. good lyck to you anon

>>102646314
there is no hope for me I'm content just to watch Lumi

>>102646636
She's gonna graduate soon, though. You need an exit plan.

>>102646636
I hate jelly

>>102649089
I only like her when she's with Lumi

Will Lumi stream today?

>>102649391
Oh boy more fake forced yuri larping

>>102649941
yes Twitch in 1 hour, workout Thursday

>>102649978
canon

>>102646679
source?

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
tard live

>>102646636
>psst have they forgotten about your bf yet
>no, yours?
>nope, let's keep yuribaiting for now

>>102652790
cute pic

>>102652790
Lumi is the harbinger of death

New Lumo viewer here, does she consciously slip into that british accent or does she not realize it?

>>102653466
>New Lumo viewer here
LOL
LMAO
Still doing this

>>102653509
Honest mistake. I'm on a phone with a shitty screen

>>102652986
her voice modulator gets hacked and she has to talk in an accent until it goes back to normal

Lumi needs a man who can serve her fruit

lumi news?

>>102656118
she didn't used to care about sodoku but then other phase girls started doing it and it made her want to do it too

>>102656790
she's not like other girls

>>102658198
she's just competitive about random things like that, she wants to prove that she is smart

should we be worried about lumi mentioning being blackmailed a few times in the last days?

>>102660790
I'm vaguely worried about that plus a few other things she's mentioned, but it's not enough to really know anything

>>102656790
she got me into the NYT crossword and all their puzzles
I'm terrible at it, but still try to do it everyday

>>102661049
explain in detail. pretend it matters and that something can be done about it.

>>102662316
not much, how she mentioned the blackmail plus how she's always joking about how her mods control her and stuff
maybe it's not all just a joke

>>102662640
I dont think it is

Lumi is getting sweaty

one day she will get better

>>102652816
good post. They should do Oblivion/FL studio collab

>>102646636
>I'm content just to watch
We already know, cuck

>>102664923
sniff

>>102667896
There’s nothing cuck about loving and supporting Lumi

>>102666726
we are seeing it happen before our very eyes

Lumi is so happy she can be a magician.

>>102670941
I find pantaloons kinda hot on girls...

>>102646679
Lumi is going to go for a while yet. Have no idea where you got that idea.

>>102673158
probably just another CL schizo
they've been saying she'll graduate soon since she joined phase

>>102672671
they remind me of how in berserk they are treated like panties

>>102671923
>>102672803
I'm confused about this game, is chat able to influence it in some way?

>>102673487
Let's be fair, Lumi can't go 2 days without talking about graduating.

>>102674337
she's definitely the kind of woman to randomly ask
>what would you do if I died?
like you're supposed to have a plan in place

>>102672803
She cute

>>102662640
lumi makes me so sad I dont know where to begin. I really hope it's all just a persona and she is just another whore pretending what she does is somehow different. I really hope she didnt fuck up her opsec so some incel does not have anything on her.
I wish dizzy still came around again to tell us not to worry.

Board is zooming again

>>102678154
yeah vshojo dead

>>102674337
I never heard her bring graduation that much. Maybe once a year at most

>>102678294
I wonder if Sakana will poach a few of them

>>102676733
I hope so too, but it's not impossible
>>102678294
she hints at it a lot

>>102678179
I wonder if Sakana will poach a few of them

Is Lumi a size queen?

>>102679091
Does she still get wet whenever starbro hugs her?

Why is Lumi moaning?

Lumi will be away from August 6-8
>>102679244
she hit her breaking point

>>102679236
That only happened a few times

>>102664923
You know, for someone who hated the LORD’s teaching as a kid, she sure loves religious orders.

>>102679236
She knows Starbro is the second coming of Zyzz

>>102680533
>it saved the small version
I fucking hate google images jesus christ

lumi ego searches constantly. leaving you guys hanging is wrong.

>>102680648
>what are they saying about me in there?

>>102680347
many such cases, she was raised in it
>>102680648
what do you mean?

>>102681373
Lumi be like that

>>102681423
I read what was said here. /lemon/ is full of nice people. strange. that does not mean you are not owed some basic charity.

You think Lumi would get along with Kson, Melody or IronMouse if Sakana gets them into phase connect?

>>102678676
>she hints at it a lot
Like how?

>>102683800
she just likes to remind us that she won't be doing this forever, like when she mentions things like her future career, or running out of games to play, or how she can't take it any more
It's on her mind at least

>>102683388
>Kson, Melody or IronMouse
Lumi would hate all those girls

>>102684165
Even Ironmouse

>>102685302
Lumi hates brown people so of course she hates her

>>102630953
She also spreads her legs for her bf. I'll take that ban btw.