Thread 102586021

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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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▼ Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼ Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼ Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

Previous Thread: >>102578993

nigger

>>102586021 (OP)
Tan Season

how stinky is Pippa's RV

>>102586104
It'd fucking reek

>>102586104
It would smell like the zoo

Say something nice about Clio for saving Dead Hours™ in 30 minutes

qrd on the muyu yab? is she really jelly 2.0 with lies and all?

Hmm hmm hmm
I am a heckin based dramachuuba, after seeing the downfall if the evil vhoejo (I always knew about it btw) I am convinced that phase is just as corrupt.
Watch out phasekeks, from today onwards i'll be looking behind the scenes to reveal your dirt

>>102586240
I am 70% sure she isn't a dude.

>>102586240
is she a good person?

>>102586262
God speed

>>102586259
You can't say that!

>>102586262
If you can convince that guy to release the Lumi files you win

>>102586361
She seems nice

I could have really done with an Uruka stream tonight.

>>102586262
Sakana is unironically more wholesome and trust worthy than any of the talents
He's still a piece of shit faggot who should fuck off from streams and quit being autistic and having bad ideas and building forts out of merch boxes instead of shipping it but he is honest and determined to make the company truly succeed without taking short cuts so Phase'll be fine
I bet that faggot relived his childhood star craft turret RP dreams from behind the merch fort, the cunt

>>102586361
If the bitch can't handle the heat then get out of the kitchen

>>102586447
Kevin likes to be at the coal face, let him do his thing.

>>102586082
Has she recovered from her alcoholism? I can't imagine that moving back with her parents has done her mental health any good

>>102586361
No darkies

>>102586361
What an unfun loser. Words literally cant hurt you.

>>102586519
She lives in an RV in their (her parents) back yard now afaik.

dude I think I'm just done with women
we need women 2

>>102586607
Your choices are AI or femboys

>>102586656
There is a third option for >>102586607
T U L P A

>>102586607
Do you think I can feed grok4 all of Hime's streams and get her to roleplay as Hime to be my wife? And act out all my degenerate fantasies?

>>102586553
Jelly "Better down than brown" Hoshiumi

>>102586686
pretty sure there are chatbots already anon

>>102586559
They literally had pronouns. That's already telling of what kind of thing they are

>>102586247
yes SEAanon she likes bwc, get over it.

>>102586671
>bro just give yourself schizophrenia
NO

It can't rain all the time.
I just watched The Crow, the good one

>>102587126
you need the affinity to go down that path
I had schizophrenia from the beginnning so giving myself schizophrenia couldn't do any harm, in fact my tulpa keeps the worst of my schizophrenia at bay

When's Yuri dropping the Google dockey on Phase's internal machinations that leads to its ruination?

I had a girl ask me to fix her today and I almost broke and trusted her out of reflex because of saying "I could fix her" while /here/ too many times

>>102587421
Lumi wouldn't let her

>>102587450
just fix her, what's the problem?

>>102587450
saviorbros... not like this

Kinda funny that Ami and Mint both rejected Phase just to get stuck in infinite waiting for vshojo.

>>102587456
this isnt funny

>>102587450
WTF bro, just fix her (with your dick then disappear)

>>102587421
You tell me anon.

>>102587603
why is she so fat

>>102587531
“Enter through the narrow gate. For wide is the gate and broad is the road that leads to destruction, and many enter through it.

- Matthew 7:13

Should have Phased in

>>102587531
invaders incoming.

[Rie News]

She did 9/11

The only one associated with Vshojo I would be happy with if they invaded is Henya. As for the rest, maybe they'd be good for numbers, but I sure wouldn't wanna watch any of them.

>>102587821
I'm going to do a 9/11 on her. The plane is my dick and the tower is her ass

>>102587917
Hime has two asses?

>>102587917
You have two dicks?

>>102587733
Nah, they can rot

>Hololive apparently will just arbitrarily say "ok we're uhhhhhhhhhh reducing your cut by half" and you can do nothing but sit there and take it like a cuck
Fishman would NEVER

fucking airi and forcing clara to watch

>>102588107
>Your boyfriend can pay the other half
Based Yagoo
I kneel

I'm still going to eat Jelly's donut

>>102588155
This but Lia and every liker has to watch.

>>102587832
Michi is alright

>>102588218
Careful there, they might try to fuck you and make Lia watch

>>102588107
wait, her husband is an active holo member? how stupid is this woman

Lia's gaping holes

>>102587967
>>102587986
Yes

>>102587832
You vill watch Froot
And you vill like it
AND you vill praise her for cheating on her husband (and any future partners)
You vill be happy

>>102588516
Nobody cares if this bitch cheated on max steel.

Poor lil phasecucks their oshi is getting creampied by random nigger on tinder

Imagine how stupid the vshojo shitposters who spent the last few years shittalking Phase must feel right now

Pico collab eat the pico food

>>102588623
I'm happy for you numberfriend

>>102588623
That's exactly why I'm here
https://files.catbox.moe/4s3wfr.webm
https://files.catbox.moe/zjufti.png

rrrat: there is an underground betting ring where you can place bets on how long suicidal fans will last while their oishis "race" to see who can kill a targeted fan first
>they call it "weeding"
>if you're /here/ then you're on a spreadsheet (and they hate you because they are brainrotted liberals)
>this isn't a vtubers thing but it started with fleshtubers and made it's way over
>some chuba are more invested in it than others, they create "cuck" narratives themselves and leak them to try to push targets over the edge
>sponsored by FSB as yet another method of attacking the west
>the group running the show stalks the targets and streams their suicides
>I have copies of the bets and usernames
>cuckposting increases=someone's close to winning
>chuba get paid 10x as much for participating in this than they make streaming
>idols and streamers are some of the most psychopathic narcissists on earth
I wonder who they're trying to kill right now?

Jelly in a few hours
https://www.youtube.com/live/FN92p6VAWOw
https://www.youtube.com/live/FN92p6VAWOw
https://www.youtube.com/live/FN92p6VAWOw

>>102587421
Rie already took care of the Yuri situation all by herself.

>>102588860
Wed yourself NOW

No one from vshojo is joining phase lol
get out of the bubble and look at how big these companies are
that's not a slight to phase at all either

>>102588888
The SEA accent is disgusting

>>102586361
What is "pass the vibe check"? is it a new way of saying use common sense or think before you type it down?

>>102588516
Nobody with half a brain would hire this vile whore. There is a mountain of evidence showing she is one of the worst types of women you could be involved with. By extension every woman who supports her should also be disregarded as trash.

oh shit kiara revealed panko is from Rome

Pippa should donate 20k and top the chart, while buying herself her dreamed collab with mouse
https://tiltify.com/@ironmouse/ironmouse/leaderboards

>>102588860
You know who runs the "spreadsheet" really it's a SQL database ?? Alias codename: GAMBLER
You thought she was busy slaving away at black company? Merely a cover for the real job.

>>102588950
If it makes you feel any better, it steadily improved over the course of her streaming. You can only tell by the way she has a hard time pronouncing some words

>>102588928
>phase
> 20+ talents

>vshojo
>1 talent

Yeah idk if phase wants a corpse.

>>102588956
Gumis they have vibe check rule too which is be as gay as us or you dont belong. Its just a catch all to ban whoever whenever.

>>102588984
Not like panko hasn't said it on stream

>>102589015
Why did you link a video from 5 years ago

>>102586262
you sound like the same retard who lurks here everyday though

>>102587456
It's not the end of the world, but you can see it from here.
Hats off to you who ever made this.

>>102588888
"Yooo..." "Shit" "oh shit"

>>102587450
put a literal leash on her moron

>>102588984
stronzo...

>>102589088
Thanks, anon.

>>102588860
>Accusing others of brainrot while being this much of a brainrotted faggot
Meds, NOW

>>102589298
Where's the growth

>>102588623
numberfag got exposed on top of schizoing out. It has been a crazy week and we are only half way done.

>>102589357
privately owned companies don't chase growth as hard as publicly traded ones

>>102588809
LMAO

>>102589401
This is just viewership. Phase can't even eke out an extra .1% of the market per quarter?

>>102589300
You can't make me take the meds
I won't be cuffed to the hospital bed
They shan't shine their flashlights into my head
All these chuba want me dead!

>>102589441
>This is just viewership
Yes, so this is a surrogate marker for market share. And the "market" expanded by 20% in viewer hours. Again, >>102589401

what set the numberchimps off this time?

>>102589479
They dont want you death, they dont acknowledge your existence in the first place, those who arent even alive cant die.

whores are getting way too comfortable

>>102589040
We're working on that. honestly. it isnt east but there is an effort

>>102589298
>>102589357
seriously go kill yourself before they take your body back to numbers where they can feast on it.

>>102588860
While they don't do bets, a certain phaser revealed on their private account that the girls have a sociopath e-girl groupchat for mocking mentally ill and suicidal fans. They got a big laugh out of the cookie that roped

>>102589604
>They dont want you death
At least I'm not ESL.

You see, THIS is how crazy Jelly Hoshiumi has made /vt/. You want order on /vt/? Jelly Hoshiumi must suck brown dicks. Oh, and every day she doesn't, people will be doxed. Starting tonight. I'm a man of my word. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

>>102588623
as long as jelly is happy then im happy

>>102589691
You are not english, you are not even human, you are nothing.

>>102589590
From my perspective. Shrinking competitive space and Phase still exists. The fact is when you watch Glitch, Phase & VSPO along with indies and JPs the numberfag retard base are bored to death with each other repeating the same stupid shit everyday on 'large corpos'. The niji ones I think don't post anymore and are have a stick permanently shoved up their ass. The holo ones are just as pathetic since genuine conversation moved over to the tower so they are just a bunch of overinflated egos who live pointless existences.

I generally don't simp for V-tubers but I feel like Tenma is incredibly based judging from her choice of recent games (Outer Wilds, Lob Corp). I seriously appreciate that she makes the effort to finish them regardless of the mental strength needed and her having a custom model for those games is so fun.

>>102589755 (me)
O yeah and the numberfag poster who was using Jelly is brown so he had a melty when she said she prefers BWC. lol

>>102589782
She is the best Phaser.

>>102589782
yeah Tenma is great, and despite clips she is pretty chill as a streamer,

>>102589782
She actually enjoys video games. Said that, half of the time she is actually playing slop

>>102589782
Tenma "trans rights" Maemi

>>102589298
>2024
>>102589357
>jan-mar 2025
It's almost 2026 gramps

>>102589782
Tener is a great streamer, I give her that. Would be a nice wife if not for her anger outbursts

>Jelly is a based, virgin, femcel who loves BWC
>Jelly actually dates a bunch of SEAniggers

>>102589644
East of what? Aren't you guys more of European nutjobs and not Eastern style?

Just you guys wait, by end of the week its going to be outed that phase connect is actually the cover for the Canadian governments secret organ harvesting ring (MAID isn't pulling its weight in organ "donations"). Phase Connect will be finished!

>>102589645
It's a business. You want henya to phase in? You want your Oshi happy and successful?

kek he's sperging out

>>102590237
Just two more weeks and Phase will finally disconnect

>>102590039
Fiscal quarter analyses more recent arent available

>>102590167
easy*

No we need more jelly, cuck, nimi, and vshojo posting!!

>>102590241
Numbers are becoming more meaningless every day its funny watching you all flapping around. We know you want to engage with Phase with number shittery. Best you go back and starve. Maybe sucking each others dicks will let you last longer.

I actually didn't need the pippa lora, which added some unwanted style
uoher pippa

>>102590364
I only watch Phase, I think their size is their strength. I'm just saying it's unrealistic to think any vshojo talent is going to phase or fish is even thinking of poaching. Numbers do matter, vshojo is a salient example of this.

>>102590461
Numbers matter the most too internal members. It makes sense to have a fan base watching and engaged with Phase than dwelling in a shitty general jerking themselves off everyday never watching a stream. The way you shitter have been using numbers is pointless. Your existence is pointless. You don't even need a fucking pie chart. JP = Holo vs Niji. EN = whatever survives kekw

>>102590461
You're just a weak-willed sheep, blindly following the herd off a cliff. Pathetic, unable to think or enjoy anything independently. Kys.

>>102590461
Like half the talents from their have now gone through TWO major company implosions. If I were the fish I wouldn't let them within 10 miles of my company, they're clearly bad luck for a corpo.

>>102590237
What's stopping MAID program from harvesting organ?
I've heard story in my country that rich people or upper class persuaded the family of dying patient to donate organ.

Would Muyu be into a brown guy if he were middle aged and overweight

>>102589675
proof?

>>102590717
no

>>102590717
she unironically likes fat ugly bastards so who knows

>>102590727
I MADE IT THE FUCK UP NIGGER! watch you gonna do about it! nta but sounds like schizo babble

>>102590717
Watch her truck driving sim stream and look at her reactions to the profile pictures of the fat white ojisans.

>>102590864
She is literally the only one worth supporting tbqh god I love this anal slut

>>102590864
you know... I'm having a hard time digesting the most random shit getting posted, no time stamp, or context, or tag but 'trust me on it' every fucking time with you morons.

>>102590711
Turns out suicide is a limited market with few successful repeat customers. After the first quarter the numbwer of people wanting to off themselves dwindled so they turned to involuntary donations through cover programs like phase.

The government needs these organs, especially livers and pancreases, to sell to China who desperately needs them for transplants for their massive population of alcoholic middle aged men.

You think its a coincidence that Sakana is Chinese and spends all his time in the warehouse? He's the middle man who keeps the livers flowing. The phase connect basement is real and its horrifying.

>>102590933
I'll spoonfeed once. Hime posted that after the cuckie post about spending 10k and people thought he was killing himself. She unironically doesnt want you to kill yourself, ever.

>>102590980
use the marsey version instead

>>102590967
Why make a rrat that has nothing to do with anyone or anything other than 'Chinese'?

Is this baby fever ?

>>102590864
I'm going to kill myself if phasers don't stream more

>>102590856
I thought you were joking so I went and looked it up
>picks the old fat white dude with a full gray beard and starts clapping while saying perfection
uhhhh

102588623
Uuuuuuu you miss her but she's getting married to someone who never watched her.

>>102590864
I can never understand people crying on social media before anhero-ing. Just go, man, just go

>>102586262
Set a timeline then, perhaps...
two weeks?

>>102591018
Yet she won't suck my dick to cure my depression, hypocrite.

>>102591170
Shes based, I love and fully support muyu. Without her nobody would love me.

>>102590717
Asking for a friend?

>>102591218
For
>>102588623

>>102588860
Who has the most to lose. I will literally fake an hero to cripple them financially

Well just finished my Vshojo reps over this entire thing. My forecast of an EN indie dominated environment came true just not the way I expected it.
Stage is clear now for interesting large collab situations if they start adapting the JP style of content.

>>102588714
Where do I get the dogfood?

>>102588653
I think most of them are holobronies from #.

ADMIT IT, IT WAS YOUR PLAN WHICH CAUSED ALL THIS VSHOJO DRAMA!!!

I KNEW IT!!!

>>102591219
attention whore to the ersg0nnd

>>102591569
>JP style of content
Please explain.

>>102587654
Pregnant.
>>102589704
Is this real chat?

>>102591681
Gunrun is either a snake who knew what he was doing, or a snake charming talkative idiot who had no fucking clue what he was doing. No possible rrat could have seen it coming unless you associated charities = easily manipulated funds and have researched past examples of it.

>>102591841
A seething brown inspired by The Joker a handsome Aussie hunk throb. yeah

>>102591681
Calling destruction a drama, seem like you aren't giving her enough credit.
KNOW. YOUR. PLACE.

>>102591916 (me)
who also killed himself. Damn I'm good entire thread topics are now a closed loop. Now we just send the Bat vtuber to catch Gunrun and sky hook his ass.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

wemi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCmsgEwDrp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCmsgEwDrp8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCmsgEwDrp8

>>102592387
I like this BGM

[Wemi News] She feels like shit.

I think that if we get 1k rupoints, we should be able to see Runie's feet

Is there an updated squib gif with the latest gen?

Da Michi should go live and stream the new (free) Monster Hunter DLC content.

>>102592753
you really cannot be asking those questions man

I miss Clio UUU

Everyone is laughing at Nimi Netorare and her cucklings, but what Shiina did was way worse.

>>102593089
But I am asking.

>>102592857
Da Michi NEVER streams on demand.

>>102593114
Coom on the Moomposter

>>102593137
she used her fans money for a wedding???

>>102593166
you know all the squibbers are on the other board, it is just rude to ask here

>>102593114
10 more hours fren

>>102593137
Shiina never did anything of that sort as Shiina. You don't know anything about her current status.

>>102593233
my man still thinks that she lives with her (((sister))) and with (((friends))) that stay over for long periods of time lmao
guess all those photos in korea were taken with a drone or something

102593292
I don't think anything about her.

>>102593292
Easily disproven by WATCHING THE FUCKING KOREA STREAM

Thoughts on whores with fat tits?

>>102593384
Go away monkey

>>102593343
ah yes, my bad, who was it? her gay friend or her female friend lol

>>102593384
I trust whores more than "respectful women" like Nimi at this point.

>>102593233
Why bother replying to that crazy schizo?

Good morning /pcg/

>>102593384
They're okay I guess. As long as they don't lore drop on their fans.

Airi should be forced to continuously give birth for the rest of her fertile life to save Korea

feel like i lost 5lbs with the last poop i took

>>102593646
Anon that's freaking awesomesauce!!!

>>102593414
It's you schizo ramblings vs her words anon. And I'am inclined to believe hert going off of environmental cues. You can tell by the places they went to and the drinks they ordered that there was no man involved.

>>102593513
Good morning not Pippa.

>>102593646
Hope you get better soon Yuri

>>102593384
Menace should record herself fucking a dog and post the audio

>>102593687
>ramblings vs her words
ah yes because she famously never lies
come on anon you can do better

>>102593384
Reminder if your oshi isn't being a whore for you shes being a whore for someone else. I only trust horny vtubers.

>>102593766
ah yes because you famously never lie
come on anon you can do better

>Shiina anti vs Shiina defender episode
Give them a knife already and let them sort it out forever.

>>102593292
Not that anon. I don't watch Shiina for GFE(this go to all PC), I watch her for comfy and enjoyment.
Even if she has a boyfriend/husband she never bring it up or rub that in our face.

So with all the overwhelmingly positive public support Nimi Nightmare(formerly Ceres Fauna of Hololive) after announcing her engagement, when can we expect Lumi to rip her off and announce she too has a fiancee?

>>102593137
Yeah yeah wonton this wonton that. She hates cucks and so do I. I know you’re mad your oshi got married, but it’s becoming pathetic

>>102593923
Lumi is too much of a chicken shit and afraid of losing her income source to do anything as based as putting all gumis on suicide watch.

>>102593923
Honestly if she had one she would have probably admitted it by now she idolizes all the husband haver streamers like vei, jenna marbles, wubby etc

>>102593923
If she is going to announce it this is the time, she needs to ride the Nimi wave or she'll miss it.

>>102593923
>when can we expect Lumi to rip her off and announce she too has a fiancee?
Lumi doesn't need a fiancee because she already has a nice dog to keep her needs filled

>>102593810
Didn’t she literally have a mini breakdown on stream a month ago because she was scared of dying alone?

>>102593975
Is this legend still around?

>>102593802
Don't pay for whores anon.

>>102593874
I think the wontons posting is funny but speculative cuck fantasies are kinda lame.

>>102593923
I hope she does, not because I hate gumis, but because I want to see Elfinpsyop's meltdown

>>102593923
You know that public support is mainly from people who don't watch vtubers right? Like other female vtuber operators.

Sweet little bumble bee
I know what you want from me
Dup-i-dup-i-do la da

>>102593923
Because the second she makes that bullshit public not only will half of gumi cucks dump her ass but her future husband probably will too.

Guys who date vtubers are very very particular about their privacy

Mega Dragonite looks so fucking bad. They ruined my boy.

>>102593923
Why do this? Why destroy the line between vtuber character and the person behind it? Are we as the audience keep getting in your private space?
I know during the eclipse that was our fault for being hyper autistic.

>>102594416
If you liked that fat faggot in the first place you're more than likely a homosexual furry

>>102594416
looks like one of those wing hair ass niji designs like selen

>>102594421
The vtuber has been the person behind the avatar since 2019

>>102593923
Lumi is too evil and calculating to go public with it. She will empty her sunbros wallets as long as possible.

>>102594484
Lumi is not a calculating individual at all. She's a retarded liar who can't keep her stories straight. She could easily be baited into revealing her significant other if she ever starts to believe there's something to gain from it.

>>102594416
If those stupid ass wings were on his back he would look a lot better

>>102594484
>Lumi is too evil and calculating
Lmao no, this is the woman who got bullied in to buying a scale because one schizo kept calling her fat.

NEW META JUST DROPPED!

>>102594720
fucking hell

>>102594720
grim

>>102594720
I like #exposingmyself trends I cant wait for more posts

>>102594720
omedetou mizuki chan!

>indies invent weird new meta and blindly copy each other
>phase does nothing
>people who want normal vtubers have no choice but to watch phase
lol

>>102594720
These bitches don't understand that they are not Nimi with 18,000 viewers every stream and that she can easily afford to lose half of them.

>looks at pic related
>almost vomits
what is wrong with women bro

>>102594720
This is actually really good. Lowers the risk of accidentally watching a woman who is married. I hope even more of them reveal it.

>>102594720
I swear to god Fishman better have this shit locked down. If anyone in Phase feels emboldened to have a "lore drop" like Nimi or the others jumping on the bandwagon they need to be suspended, silenced, and ridiculed for being retarded fucking women.
NO ON WANTS YOU TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE MARRIED KEEP THAT SHIT ENTIRELY SEPERATE FOREVER

>>102594720
literally who

>>102594720
One of these dumb bitches is going to get Oshi no Ko'd by doing this shit just watch.

no more "lore drops" please
fauna has been ruined for me its so bad jesus christ

I'm married too...

vtubers should get married to our lord jesus christ instead

>>102594720
Might work as a circle of salt from the schizos, I dont know how profitable that might be if you arent one of the tops because schizos are the ones obssesing and throwing money.

>>102594720
This is so fucking funny

I believe now is as good a time as any to reveal that I am in fact also married

>>102594881
>Kaneko Lumi

lumi said she wants to get married too yesterday
I think a lore drop is coming

>>102594011
Doesn't that just give more credence to the idea that she has no one right now?

>>102594892
Good for you anon! Hopefully you live a long and joy-filled life with plenty of kids to surround you when you're older.

>>102594908
It has some benefits, like you can't be called out as misleading people later. Also it's fucking rude to ask the poor guy to stay in hiding all the time when you stream as often as some of these bitches do. It won't stop people from fantasizing, I can guarantee you that.

How many gachas does anon play

>>102594940
Dont worry she is grooming sunbro to play that part just give it time.

Now I'm imagining Pippa convincing herself "revealing you're married" is the new meta and she makes up an imaginary husband lmao

>>102594941
she should, she is 30 in couple months
any guy she gets will be ridiculed though, I think her viewers are more like uncle than parasocial wannabe husband

>>102595013
the worst of both worlds
>everyone hates you
>also you die alone

>>102594421
Western vtubers are like half a step away from just being full on fleshtubers. They're just normie women who saw how popular vtubing was getting in 2020-2021 and wanted a slice of the pie and they don't particularly care about any of the established norms that come with Japanese standards around the topic.

Would you help Nimi cheat on her husband

>>102595013
mrs. Colress...

which vtubers are married to the game

>>102594817
If someone makes a public xitter list of all married vtubers this WILL trigger a lot of indies into rage loredrops to "own the incels"

>>102595045
fuck japanese standards and their dolls, I want to hear real women but I do not want to see real women

>>102595045
I like when they get jealous of the attention their model gets so they fleshpost and get sad they dont get the same attention. Western vtubing is largely a mistake.

>>102595013
>imaginary

>>102595020
If I had a Lumi wife I'd probably fucking kill myself. Imagine living with someone that never shuts up demands your attention at all times and wastes money on random bullshit. And now you can't even close the tab when you've had enough.
Actual nightmare.

I'm married to michan.

>>102595111
Im referring to mentioning having boyfriends, showing their faces, etc

>>102594421
I'd like to enter their private spaces, if you catch my drift

>>102595045
this argument kinda sucks ngl, at this point the lowered "western standard" has been around longer than the niche japanese one ever was, and its kinda unavoidable since i doubt many western girls would want to follow super strict rules

we need Sakana marriage reveal

>>102595045
Stop being silly anon

>>102595139
>mentioning having boyfriends, showing their faces
who does this? 1views? nobody semi pro about this job does it

>>102594892
whore

>>102595134
that's not Lumi characteristic, that's every woman.

>>102595193
Nyan and Veibae did it, but I cant think of any others.

>>102595191
who is this? asking for a friend

>>102595045
I don't know about JP standard but I just want to watch girl playing video game and not get too deep in their private life

>>102595231
ggrks

>>102594720
>posts about being married
>first thing she mentions is the dog
>dog oshimark
>"was originally his now owners"
You just know

>>102595229
Nyan was forced out by her retard bf
Vei I don't know much about except knowing she is rich now

>>102594929
yeah, to me

I deserve a slightly overweight SEA girlfriend who feels just a little depressed about her weight but only a bit

Look bros all I want to do is go balls deep in cumbun while she cosplays a different phase woman every few days until I grow old and our kids have successful lives.

>>102595231
>>102595312

now we wait to see who follows

i don't mind the fleshposting because i get to fap to them without having to listen to them

>>102595378
Eimi is that way.

>>102595439
Eimi is american korean

>>102595432
"nobody is that stupid" I thought this morning
but here we are. this is the year vtubing dies.

I am married to your oshi btw

>>102595386
I found the pippa cosplayer hotter

>>102595502
we all are retard it's in the oshi contract

>>102595502
Hi maidenless anon, I don't have an oshi

Don't let all the industry drama going on in the vtubing sphere right now distract you from the fact that Tenma went around flashing her bare boobs at old men on the beach.

>>102595526
the fact she wore flesh-colored pantyhose leads me to believe she has bad skin and/or ugly feet

Excellent tummy tho

>>102595526
You only say that because she posted her feet.

i SUPER DUPER LOVE MY WIFE CLIO AITE

>>102595565
keep it that way, even if you don't have any romantic feelings for your streamer, you start to notice things you do not want to notice
stick to random streamer or better clips

It's like seeing all my friends getting married all over again, neat.
It makes sense desu, vtubing got strong 5 years ago and many 20-somethign women took advantage of the opportunity. Now, after 5 years of getting groomed they are finally getting married.
Ah! The circle of life.

Cosplayers have dealt a huge blow to this thread

>>102595526
>>102595386

>>102595585
Wonder what shape they are.

i wonder how many customers sakana has lost due to merch times being measured in years

>>102595013
>she just describes fucking Colress

>>102595439
I like Eimis voice and she burps a lot. Wife.

>>102595587
>Excellent tummy tho
Yes

>>102595591
>You only say that because she posted her feet.
I haven't actually seen her feet

Anyway, her and the iori one can get both get it

>>102595636
Iori cosplayer (and Iori herself) are welcome to deal as many blows as they want to me.

>>102595714
>I haven't actually seen her feet

>>102595634
I know couple attractive women who isn't married at 30. That led me to believe vtubers can be too.

STOP PÖSTING BITCHES

The michiru one a qt too

>>102595767
Is that actually her? Chest looks smaller
Either way, good shit

>>102595767
They're okay, better than the real Pippa's at the very least

>>102595526
I would take dani over all of them but I'm a fat old man. I think I only have chances with cumbun.

>>102595675
She traded colress in for a new model who shares her passion for pale hands.

How did they decide Pippa's cosplayer
And why did they get one of the most attractive cosplayers to cosplay one of the most unattractive people

>>102595710
Massive trvke.

>>102595805
>he says
>in the phase connect general
You heard him guys, we can only post about Muyuu and Wemi from now on

>>102595817
>but I'm a fat old man.
easy, stop being fat, but again if you had any self control you wouldn't be here

Hag sex

>>102595812
The Tenma one is highly underrated, she is pretty cute.

quick are the bean plushies worth getting

>>102595805
Fuck off nameless go get trafficked by your favorite mexicans

>>102595857
I heard it was random.

>>102595890
The best thing about Tenma one is her lore-accurate height, she so damn tiny

>>102595892
From an investment standpoint or for someone who has money to spare to support your oshi?

>>102595844
>Pippa falling down the true crime rabbithole(heh)
Who got her into it? Lumi? It was Lumi, wasn't it?

>>102595892
Absolutely

>>102594200
You had me thinking, is it because male and female view marriage differently that's why there's so much support from the female and lot more negative from the male?

>>102586098
Okay

>>102595874
I'm staying fat for muyu, this late in the game I have to maintain the perfect figure on the chance she picks me.

>>102595892
Your children will greatly enjoy playing with them

>>102595897
My trophy wife nameless doesn't appreciate that kind of language.

>>102595945
lumi doesn't watch true crime

how the hell do you get motion sickness when playing minecraft what the fuck

>>102595942
the latter

>>102595945
Lumi isn't into true crime.

>>102586553
Too late

>>102595990
females are extraordinarily prone to motion sickness
no, i don't know why

>>102595013
That would make her relatable to me unironically
I've reached the point where I lie to my family about having a girlfriend, I described her like the girl in this music video

>>102596036
Highly pathetic but nice taste in music

>>102595990
I get nauseous even thinking about it. There are boring games and tehre are games that make me nauseous, like Minecraft and WoW.

>>102595992
Go for it. I will feel worse for not buying it myself.

>>102595953
It's because males are the ones throwing money at the female chuubas, it's easier to pay lip service as a female when it starts and ends there

How did Clio because the biggest Uma Musume Phase streamer? I though that would be Pippa.

>>102596096
that's not motion sickness though

>>102596140
clio actually likes video games (another mark for the clio is trans rrat)

>>102595945
believe it or not pippa still takes a lot from discussions here

>>102596036
which one is it?
https://youtu.be/wlTMXFbPfKw
or this
https://youtu.be/PjG0r-9HQBs
two different vibes.

>>102596036
I can't believe they wouldn't even ask for a pic in the lord's year of 2025 where everyone has a smartphone

>>102596140
Because Pippa has impressively managed to not retain a single bit of Japanese after consuming Japanese content over the course of more than a decade and so achieved the similarly impressive feat of still being a secondary after actually playing the game for multiple years

>>102596035
I always thought it's just a cheap excuse to stop playing shit games.

>>102596140
I think teach got a gambling problem.

>>102596036
bro...

>>102596173
Fishman doesn't hire men

Good morning sirs, what nukes dropped while I was sleeping?

>>102596275
nothing still chewing on the ones from yesterday

>>102596275
*farts in your direction*
Just that one.

>>102596275
Phase Connect won, as usual.

What is this Bryan (((kohlberger))) stuff phase friend Kirsche is streaming?

>>102596204
Neither, it this one
She's like a slutty Ina from Hololie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOfaWrBwo7I&list=RDAOfaWrBwo7I&start_radio=1&ab_channel=tuki.%2816%29

lets assume everything goes right for phase connect and a bunch of big indies want to invade, wouldn't it be awkward to have almost as many invaders as real gens,and those invaders all being bigger than the real gens

>>102596362
kill yourself

>>102596233
>after consuming Japanese content over the course of more than a decade
I think most people who watch anime that long understand it by ear now, speaking is another matter.

>>102595990
I know a guy who gets motion sick and nausea from repeating textures and certain FoV settings. Minecraft is like kryptonite to him.

>>102596140
Pippa is mad that its popular now and all the people who wouldn't get into it with her before are suddenly fans of it once it became popular.

>>102596333
we lost actually
vshojo locked mint down in a fake debut for over a year and now mint has the indie avengers, we might have had a chance at a mint invader....

>>102596380
Rude and merchant coded.

>>102596136
>it's easier to pay lip service as a female when it starts and ends there
Now I have this huge urge to put this into real life experiment.

Side note there's this one interviewer going around asking pro-immigration if they are willing to house migrants in their home, they all answer no.

>>102596035
And this chick commutes to work? Jesus

>>102593190
Phase Friend Sayu!!!

>>102596584
she is so fucking stupid

>>102596535
it's her loss for picking vshojo over phase
especially after the generosity fishman showed her

>>102596584
This is so fucking funny

>>102596535
I unironically think we will get Bao instead, haha.

>>102596579
staring at the road negates motion sickness, it's a difference between your visual (theoretical) balance cues and your inner ear (measured) balance cues

>>102596364
I don't get it.

Sayu is just the worst

>>102596641
please no

>>102592857
Da michi should do like yuu and play monhun for a fuckton of hours with her fans

>>102596637
why cant this bitch just let it go?
she has literally nothing to do with the current situation

>>102596641
More likely than any vshojo for sure, but probably too big

>>102596706
that's what you will get and enjoy.

>>102596693
Sayu footjobs.

Sayu looks like shiinas bizarro uglier cousin

>>102596641
Oh great, another gross whore for Lumi to look up to

>>102596641
Gee, thanks Lia

>>102596741
she is Mari sized and got scammed a lot also knows how to behave properly when needs be, the only negative is twitch clique behind her

>>102596725
What fans? Señor Cafflin?

>>102596683
She's extremely skinny, ultra pale, has long hair and is more than likely evil.
My type of woman

>>102596804
She's bigger than Mari. It's a filian type situation where there's no benefit, they're just too big

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>>102596810

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>>102596804
>the only negative is twitch clique behind her
That's a big negative, don't associate with these people any more than necessary

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>>102597110
That twitch clique: coomers and chinese spies.