ITT Poorly aged things: I'll start us off

>>102586250 (OP)
What did Mumei do? She literally did nothing

Vshojofag despair deflection thread

Who could have known Irys would be the traitor of this group sticking with Yogurt.

>>102586250 (OP)
What did IRyS do? She literally did nothing

Here's another one lol
>>102586298
Graduate, it's just funny because unicorns (read: numberfags) bet on 3 losing horses
>Mumei graduated
>Gura graduated
>Fauna graduated and then got fucking married(!!!)
Half those fags probably jump ship to Biboo or Fuwamoco

>>102586429
Forgot my image lole

>>102586429
>Half those fags probably jump ship to Biboo or Fuwamoco
Nope because this triangle was never about CGDCT or whatever the fuck, but "MUH I HECKING LOVE NORMALFAG WHITE WOMEN" (irys is white-coded)

They are the people now shitposting against Hololive and claiming it's collapsing.

Irys?

>>102586250 (OP)
If you cut Fauna off the top it looks like the poster for The Neon Demon

>>102587745
KEK based!

>>102587745
add Ina, add CC

>>102587745
All of them had males in their life right until "clean slate"

>>102587745
>>102586429
AIEEEEE this monkey gonna seeth at them now.

>>102586250 (OP)
mumei marriage soon

>>102587745
I kneel. This time we know they're safe cause not only are they CGDCT but they live in Japan to pursue their idol activities.

We should have known earlier that any girl not willing to go that length wouldn't last. Like all the NA girls who hated traveling to Japan so often.

>>102587745
>Irys when she collabed with the homos before
Replace her with Ceci. Gigi and Raora are possible candidates too but they're like Shiori where it's just inevitable.

>>102590443
Nope, didn't count. Same reason why Kiara interviewing a Tales producer also didn't count. It has to be deliberate and for no ulterior reason.

>>102586250 (OP)
KEKYPOW

>>102590443
She was under duress, it literally doesn't count

>>102591016
Is that what you tell yourself to make it feel better?

>>102586250 (OP)
All of them married/ has a bf?

>>102587745
>Husband
>???
>Oni-chan

>>102587745
I kneel.

>>102587745
>Irys

>>102590036
Yeah, to me

>>102586298
>She literally did nothing
that was one of the many problems.

>>102591450
2 have bf and 2 are married

>>102586397
None of them did anything wrong to be fair

>>102592728
What should I know?

>>102587745
IRyStokeks...

>>102598452
rrats are that she's yabai

>>102598452
look up "Irys wedding" on the archive

Hololive only grows stronger :3

>>102590082
mumei has been visiting japan yearly since 5 years before holo, didn't save your black company

Vshoujo

>>102598452
she's together with the composer of hare hare yukai

>>102586250 (OP)
IRyS is the Roboute Guilliman of Hololive.

>>102586250 (OP)
More like never aged well at all
Every time this image was posted I said the only one who really belongs here is Gura. All the other ones are whores.

>>102598452
Jannies should let us openly discuss their lifes. All of this nimi drama could be avoided if all of us know their relationship statuses. But no, jannies will ban you if you dare to about it. Why are they hidding the truth from us?

>>102586327
something's wrong with your computer, there are only 12 months
>>102586429
GMS!

>>102586344
the fauna/nimi thing is a much bigger deal than the vshitshow stuff

>>102596521
nimi did

>>102600574
a year of being laughed at isn't enough to update your pins keep feeding the machine

>>102600574
>Be filthy rich
>Young and talented
>Marry a fucking ugly as sin old baldie
Insanity

>>102602426
Honestly, congrats to them both. They're both living the dream.

>>102586250 (OP)
fauna's husband curated this image of her in hololive specifically to capture simps, he's been pimping her out for years

>>102586397
Yeah, she just sits around all day consooming mangas and anime. FUCKING BRAT IT'S BEEN 4 DAYS SINCE THE LAST STREAM!

>>102586250 (OP)
Council

>>102586397
>>102586429
Irys is married to her 50 something year old music producer.

>>102586250 (OP)

>>102602871
>he's her pimp
>he's so controlling that he made her quit
Make up your mind.

>>102586250 (OP)
>100% confirmed, known boyfriend haver who speaks of him by name AS a vtuber during her past life, mentioning him like every 10 minutes (known on or shortly after debut)
>100% confirmed, known boyfriend haver (known on or shortly after debut)
>functionally confirmed, just short of seeing a fucking marriage license, as being recently married to a 50 year old
>rrat about long distance boyfriend being spotted as her Switch friend
sorry but what aged what? I wasn't paying attention to what you were saying because none of those girls have ever been relevant to me or anyone I cared to watch.

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>>102606445
>>102599926
Tell me more sweet lies Todd

>>102587745
Interesting that people know about IRyS and FWMC but not Tumet...
Really if you want truly 100% clean girls your options are very very slim and you're left with people like Kronii who are homocollabers instead.

>>102602426
Irys has an ugly old bastard fetish.

>>102606699
I know about the FF14 boyfriend that Biboo spent an entire month getting fucked by. I forgot his name until now I only knew it started with a T.

Fuwamoco I just know the rrat about some guy whose name starts with A who has been following and helping them for 10 years but seemingly disappeared recently.

>>102606699
Pebbles be getting cocky lately. Need temet bring them down a peg.

>>102606699
>Left with people like Kronii
I dropped Kronii in September 2022 for what she fucking did and I had a virulent overwhelming hatred for her for years but now I'm learning that if all she ever did was homo collab and mention a guy on a plane asking for her number and get cucked by her female childhood friend she's the only one among them that doesn't literally deserve to be strapped down and have her fingers cut off.

>>102607172
I mean that's just what we know about. A lot of these were far in the past so it's very reasonable to cope there's nothing there now (which is what I do believe for some of the girls who decided to make major life sacrifices)
In the end just use your personal judgement

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>>102586250 (OP)

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>>102609262
She loves her fans hence she won't lie to them.

>>102609684

>>102586298
Shes marrying Nimi

>thread predicated on fake doxx in order to deflect from a real yab
Ah, the nijinigger classic, but this time in /lig/ger form.

>>102598452
That she has 6 fingers

>>102609684
Yeah. "Props on her" for misleading her fans for years and lying to their faces and obfuscating something she knew would hurt her ability to become a millionaire by making it harder to take advantage of and exploiting the love of her fans. I'm sure she meant it all those times she told chat how lonely she was and how her cats were her closest companions.
"Congrats" to her for being a cancerous parasite that decided to join an idol company for the money alone while fucking her boyfriend the moment she turned off OBS.
"Congrats" to her for ruining an entire gen of hololive EN and possibly the entire beanch if she really convinced Gura and Mumei to quit with her. Destroying shit people love is cool.
But at least she told the truth after squeezing her dedicated and loyal fans for money in one last merch drop and concert and only after she became a millionaire and set for life, right?
Yeah, she truly loved her fans.