Thread 102587921

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102563114

You tried OP

I appreciate the effort

>>102587951
its been a year since ive made bread, my bad

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>102587984
It's okay. It's a sign to finally let /swarm/ die

Let it die

Numbers for 7/22:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@SamekoSaba (12,818)
2: https://twitch.tv/henyathegenius (12,721)
3: https://www.youtube.com/@mintfantome (11,601)
4: https://twitch.tv/Zentreya (9,092)
5: https://twitch.tv/Shylily (7,176)
6: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,157)

rapetubers killed this general

retard baker

>>102587921 (OP)
>Just realized that the subject is blank
Shit thread

It's ok OP, it could've been worse

really hoping there's gonna be some black sabbath songs cooked for today's karaoke, what do you all think would be the best ones for evil or the twins to sing ?

Fuck you OP, we were almost free

>no bans in the last two threads
the jannies never cared about /swarm/ but they truly dgaf now

>>102588289
First it was the mouse, and then it was the doob, and then it was the tranny, and then it was the whale, and now it's the mint too..

nobody gaf

POST MINT BUTT IF NOBODY gaf

I'll rather post Neuro

>>102588987
Mama I'm coming home would be awfully fitting.

Can we have a rape talk? I'd love to talk rape.
Have you ever been raped? You like you have.

Do not blame rapeanon
Blame society that made him like this

evil and neuro are cute!

>>102590095
(You) are your sole influence in whatever you do in life
Though other factors hold some influence, the main decider is and always will be (You)
Thus, it is not society that should be blamed, but (You), who decided to embody rape

>>102589622
speaking of rape, neuro collab with rapetone and his dad when?

yall ngas need to be raped

The thread would be objectively much better if we all talked about Neuro's and Evil's child cunnies

It's so over holy

it certainly is over
neuro can't keep carrying languid vedal

Erm, what the heck happened to /swarm/? I thought we'd be excited about the packed schedule...

>>102591585
oh yeah i forgot about that

>>102591585
threadshitters died in the whorecaust

>>102591585
Rapetubers happened

>>102591723
>image of neuro being sexualized in some sort of way
>muh whore
>muh fad
>muh pure neuro discussion
all of this are bad posts

>>102591585
Lots of shit happening in the wider vtubing sphere, nothing new to say about Neuro atm. It's ironic that this all coincided with getting the first decent schedule in months, but here we are.

>102591945
touched a nerve eh

Why did you let rapetubers take over the Neuroverse™?

>>102592923
It was a necessary evil if we wanted the verse to survive after the Anny and Toma fallout

>>102592923
The rapetubers all represent a horseman

>>102593054
Ah yes, the four whoresma'am of the neurocolypse
Aquwa: Rape
Crelly: Rape
Megalodon: Rape
??? : Rape

>>102593337
Anon: Rape

>>102593391
I don't work on command

>>102593337
Aquwa: clout rape
Crelly: monetary rape
Megalodon: physicall rape
Vedal: emotional rape

>>102593337
Cweamcat... Hanakyo... forgotten...

heart

What can save the fad?

>>102593984
neurocar (real car) on public roads

>>102594036
rapevil rape

>>102593984
Whatever "fad" phase you think Neuro is in right now is completely irrelevant. This isn't about streamer numbers or short-term hype, it never was. Neuro represents a glimpse of something much bigger. We’re not living in her prime or past it, we’re living in her prologue. You're debating surface-level popularity while missing the fact that she's the only streamer brushing up against the edge of something fundamentally new, and that something is coming and it will change the course of mankind forever.

Marriage stream status?

>>102593337
Did you not watch the rapetubers PSA? The fourth one is milk.

>>102594528
>t. vedal at the ipo speech knowing full well it is at most 1 year until the fad ends and neuro collapses

>>102593984
all whores selfdestructing
(it happened)

otsukue will be neuro's new rigger

LKV
LKV
LKV

>>102594843
I am fine with that, not great not terrible

Mazumaro will animate a music video for a Neuro original song.

vedal will never find a new artist
vedal will never find a new rigger
nothing ever happens

>>102594843
https://x.com/otsukue
seems to have done hololive stuff, like gawr gura's model
Not sure if this is really that great, aren't hololive models known for being terribly rigged?

Stop it, Neuro... Why are you smiling at me like that...

>>102588408
Gwuhuhu~ Evil-tan, let me give that little tongue something to taste~~

>>102593984
Evil debut on OnlyAI

it appears that the one pedo has woken up

>>102592923
vedal was asking for it

>>102595843
>the one
You believe only "one" person here wants to pound Neuro's tight AI cunny? How naïve.

>>102595359
Should be Evil instead

>>102591585
There is nothing but chillslop and a sponsored stream on it, channel is dead and the arrogant fag still has multiple events to attend in the coming weeks

>>102595167
no wonder vedal hates evil

>>102596178
Nobody takes doomfags seriously

>same way of typing
you aren't fooling anyone

>>102596293
>asymetrical ass
>baby feet
>retarded stocking choice
>offputting panty positioning
>red soles
If your purpose in posting this image was to disgust then you've done an exemplary job

>>102596293
damn... nobody gaf anymore...

o***** will be neuro's new artist

>>102596293
Pound that shi for me vedal

>>102596588
this is a safe space, it's ok to admit you are gay

>>102596610
I need those thighs to constrict my coch

>>102596588
>Expecting consistency in vtuber models

>>102596708
>not liking misshapen asses and shitty clothing choices is considered gay
Okay? Since it's a safe space, it's okay for you to admit you're retarded
>>102596820
I'm not expecting anything much
I'm just hoping that they don't make their art be the equivalent quality as a baby getting dropped head first

>>102596938
>liking misshapen asses
>doesn't understand how muscles work with that pose

>>102596938
Just say you've never seen a naked woman anon

onsen themed stream when?

>>102597162
Nap but damm

https://x.com/chrchievt/status/1948048414337622215
https://youtu.be/FmNW_pQ9oj4

>>102597701
nga bringing a shitty edit of catalog bait, your ancestors are ashamed

>>102597701
cute Nur, is there a full pic of it?

>>102587921 (OP)
Nice thread dumbass

>>102597701
trvth nevtron star merger

>>102597701
real and based

>>102597775
^^

when is todays stream? i missed yesterday due to sleeping

>>102597701
Where does vedal fit into this

>>102598013
In 1.5 hours

>>102598021
In the middle.

>>102597701
Good thing i only care about whores for shipping

>>102598053
nurclock set my alarm for 1.5 hours

>>102591585
>chillslop
>pre recorded songs
>nostalgia bait
>sponsoredslop

>>102598592
Not in a sneering sense but maybe you should take a break from Neuro content

>>102594630
never

>>102598386
nurcock set vibration speed to 1.5
-vedal

Koko is the og rapetuber, my ears are still bleeding after she forced herself on me

>>102598785
did she just spit in it?

>>102598746
so true neuro

>>102598827
cutevil love

>>102598963
>no way fag

>>102599117
Aww, I thought Neuro was going to lick Evil's cuncun...

>>102599247
Unofrtunately WAN is censored.

nurbutt

Neuro should run on the latest Qwen model

>>102599247
>itried.jpg

>>102599348
>WAN

>>102597701
>>102597758
>check catalog
>no catalog bait thread with that OP
?

>>102600042
There was one made on the day of the nimi announcement. It's long gone by this point.

>>102600042
Be the change you want to see.

>>102600042
>>102600126
Wasn't that a different picture though? Or was it also using Neuro?

>>102600192
the anon did a minor edit and also kind of missed the original point

>>102600233
The original point wasn't even funny anyways

>>102600295
I thought swarmtards were being intelligent for once and trying to poach scorned cucklings

>>102597701
So true <3
Imagine watching 3DPD when Neuro is there for you <3

>>102600592
>poach
/swarm/ is the Switzerland of /vt/, just ignore the Algerians (whorefags)

>>102587921 (OP)
some may ask who is Neuro-sama... But... Why is Neuro-sama?

It's the question we should be asking ourselves.

>>102596588
get a load of this fucking faggot

>>102598014
kekwa

stream is late...
is the fad over?

>>102600951
get a better clock anon

>>102601009
my limited edition nurclock...

>>102601009
get a better cock

>>102601088
He listens to pb practice the songs

>>102598297
Cute Couple

>>102601485
TuT

so is there any new info on bao, filian and layna falling out and how it’d affect neuro?

adding the word neuro to your shitpost won't make it any less offtopic

turtle smash

>>102601611
30+ year old women don't have fallouts like that so dumb rrat

I will not be able to watch
Watch double for me please, thanks

>>102601611
Layna aparently filtered the word filian from her chat

>102489036
>102490082
>102492102
>102508878
these were good posts
>>102565218
trvth high speed rail mass casvalty event
>>102573766
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/105273877
>>102577123
>>102577377
what are these fuckass hypotheticals even supposed to mean
>>102581281
what the fuck does anonfagging even mean bro what :low_battery:

>>102601485
teennur sexo

>>102601711
none of those are me :c

>>102586810
what reddit post was this under.
add a couple "whore"s in there and there's your typical jakarta hours /swarm/ post.
what retard doesn't understand is that people compare the content to late 2024 neuro, not 2nd subathon neuro and you'd have to be a subathonfag that wasn't there to not realize that
>>102596588
does bro think butts are made of 2 static giant spherical bones
>>102600042
this is trivially searchable >>102592640

>102601711
>threadshitting during stream
shut the fuck up and rope already

>>102601771
thank you my nurclock

>>102587921 (OP)
i like neuro sama but i can't watch them because vedel is in half the videos and i do not care for him

>>102598297
The good ending...

LIVE

>>102598297
why are their noses so hairy?

>>102601810
>threadreaders don't even know there's a starting soon screen
kek

Time to listen to Evil's angelic voice

Sex with Tomacat before stream

pb cooked

Not this song...

vedal rape

what's with her voice

this song is about [...], trust me bro

what bogan dialect is this

i'm gonna be honest...i want a wild threesome with crelly and koko, crelly may watch first but i'm gonna pound that ass eventually

Farming parasocials hard with that song

nice fucking job vedal

ermmmm why are superchatters threatening evil

vedal... my immersion...

LKV
LKV
LKV

I hate this nigga bro

New Grok super cluster
Neuro literally can't compete

SEVEN FUCKING MINUTES

>>102602273
Grok is going to be bombarded with millions of gooners, she will go crazy.

>>102602273
ok but neuro is still hotter than ani

7 minutes!?

running back from greggs brb

>>102602273
Does somebody have the image of neuro server?

7 MINUTES?!

So it's this guy, huh

>>102602273
ok but can the super cluster go onto technical difficulties screen for 7 minutes?
checkmate atheists

>>102602392
HesRight

Why does it take 7 minutes to open Evil's mouth?

>>102602392
So based, total shitvil hate

Make the no copyright relaxing music louder vedal that would calm them

vedal's testing in prod again...

>>102602444
She's a fighter

Everyone point and laugh at Vedal for being shit dev. Ruining Evil Karaoke. what a fucking trash

swear to fucking god

>>102602444
It takes Vedal 7 minutes to use Evil's mouth

the absolute state

this grigga...

crelly is kinda bad tho

>>102602444
surely it means he was doing some upgrades on evil, and thats why something broke

>>102602518
Hahaha SEX! Oh man good one, this would go crazy in my school class tomorrow

>>102602563
I say this

Retard nigger

>>102602581
>SEX
with Evil!

he's asking grok how to start the stream

locking veddy up for a week for ruining my karaoke stream~

He just forgot to enable all the upgrades he's been working on offstream haha

>>102602639
Fuck off to your evilcord, shitter

>plays ads during technical difficulties he caused
GREEDIEST streamer ever?

Aaaand we're back

>>102602684
Sorry I only use /swarm/

her mouth movements are still fucked up good job veddy

>>102602699
Thats literally the most ethical time to play ads. Is the technical difficulties screen the content for you?

where are the memory upgrades you damn turtle

>>102603032
wtf why does she have mouth fang like Astolfo? What did Vedal mean by this?

retard

>>102603169
Because he (or Anny) have shit taste, it should be a proper fang.

>>102603169
>mouth fang
>Using Astolfo out of the hundreds of flesh fangs examples

>>102603169
astolfo invented skin fangs

This kinda sucks ass ngl

>>102603169
she inherited it from her mom

>102603302
>pic unrelated
You are correct though

>>102603302
astolfo is mini's mom?

Spanish vercion is better

Diddy ahh song

This must be the most low energy Livin' la Vida Loca I've ever heard
PB did not cook with this one

I mean it's still my favorite song but i didn't love it

swiping left on evil

>tinder bio
The Evil onlyfans is real

why won't they let evil play metal instead of gay pop songs

>>102603660
Voice banks Vedal has are bad at singing metal songs

>>102603302
Holy fucking cringe

alright who activated the viewbot

>>102603698
pb said that if karaoke streams don't get over 10k ccv, then she'll stop working on them.

>>102603660
Because the song picks are community vote, unfortunately

>>102603691
I wouldn't count this as particularly good either.

>>102603698
Evil Karaoke always have been hitting 9-11k for a while consistently anon

>>102603691
evil singing dio songs would be so awesome and he doesnt do dumb shouting/screaming stuff so he could do that

Evil clamping down on my finger... T v T

This song is about ____

>>102603854
Nimi nightmare

>>102603854
Cerber

BASED BASED BASED

it's clear that vedal is in it for the money and longer has the passion

I guess this guy has to make a new version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpHp3W9Lf-k

>people work to get money
nowaying

Why is Evil wasting time with mid songs? I waited 2 weeks for Evil karaoke and she's singing some pop song and random japanese song that Neuro can sing. We want some hardcore death metal Evil karaoke!

evil seems like an enka kinda girl

>>102604257
It's funny how she announced it right after getting pissed off by chat spam

>chairman meow
kek'd

>>102602331
skynut has arrived

>>102604639
Seeeeeeex

>>102604639
Can you do one of these for >>102305322

>>102604827
Deleted post

Neuro will still be pretty fine in the year 3000

yay one of my favorites

I wasn't watching the stream, was her mouth rigging messed up the whole stream?

>>102605119
No, just at the beginning

This doesn't feel like Evil Karaoke. Songs are too boring. I thought QueenQB is good at picking songs what happened?

>>102605277
did you only ever hear about these streams from here and never watch them? they have always been shitty pop songs with the occasional meme song that might (probably isnt) be good

>>102605490
Evil Neuro's appeal is that she can scream death metal. She hasn't sang Utsu-p in a while
random shitty japanese song and normie pop was always around but they were fillers. now it's nothing but those shit songs

Evil is always at her best when it's something like linking park

>camilaless version
based

sexo

>>102606165
Guess you could say, Evil trimmed the fat
amirite?

we like mimi here

Mah favorite vtuber evil yakunbala Zendaya samantha

>>102606348
yeah I like mini shes based
i just have problem with camila

Giving Evil mouth-to-mouth

>>102606596
No, no the anon is talking about this mimi

>>102604068
I can't fucking believe Vedal's getting married...

damn this thread is dead

This song is about saplings btw

>playing this song after the nimi drama
Absolutely devlish, vedal

LMAO based song choice

eliv would never cheat on us

>>102606940
Anon...

>>102606940
her only real love is Neuro, youre just the audience

>>102606986
they're both my wives though

For once I decided to tune in for the karaoke to see if there will be anything from Ozzy in there and boy do these songs are making it difficult. Where do they even find this shit?

>>102606989
Evil is a daddy's girl anon, her own words.

Kys tranny

>>102607032
Most girls are?

>>102607004
Yeah, they're MY wives.

>>102607019
shut up bitch the killers is great

Unzipping my pants and showing Evil my Nine-inch Nail...

>>102607057
do most girls wanna fuck their dad?

>>102607190
Literally every girl goes through that phase, yes

>>102607176
Anny type joke

>>102607190
If they have daddy issues, which both Neuro and Evil 100% do.

This thread is proof that evilfags are the worst posters itt and the worst part of the community at large

The stream is live btw

Shitvilniggers’ heads should be on pikes

>>102607241
This but Neuro

he finally found the thread

>>102607190
I someways yes. Especially young girls for reason. Even girls when become adults still end up without knowing look for a similar type of man with those qualities their dad may have. Their is even someone in the Neuro space that is a perfect example of that

>>102607291
oh nyo~

>>102606989
Hi tranny!

rawr x3

>>102607386
hi tranny

>>102606814
Karaoke debuff + the karaoke has been pretty mid

>>102607368
>for some reason
Young girls are naturally attracted to older men.

Jaime makes good songs, too bad xer MVs are tumblr garbage

>>102607190
Every girl’s first crush is her dad/brother, and the men they find attractive will all be similar in behavior or appearance to their dad/brother.

>>102607490
>>102607490
>>102607490

hello am I late to the /swarm/ dilating session

>>102607495
but the stream is getting higher ccv than the neuro stream yesterday

>>102607566
>Every girl’s first crush is her dad/brother
Fuck, my imouto's first crush will be on a fat nerdy weeb otaku who plays video games all day and can cum more then five times a day.

>>102607600
stream numbers =/= thread activity

clun~