Which chuubas are 100% boyfriend free?

Give me some recommendations

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>>102590820 (OP)
no one, they all have boyfriend, husbands or tinder hookups

Marine

>>102590820 (OP)
Randon

>>102590820 (OP)
You should watch Shondo.

>>102590820 (OP)
Okay CWC, calm down.

My Biboo is a pure and cute rock. And I genuinely Fuwamoco are too autistic to have a relationship besides with each other.

>>102590910
>My Biboo is a pure
Pebbles, does he know?

>>102590910
he doesn't know..

>>102590910

None, they're all dating me.

>>102590820 (OP)
No man has ever been able to make her move on from Sally

>>102590820 (OP)
Kanata

That's it
That's the whole list

>>102590939
She's literally a gemstone. This no material on earth hard enough to penetrate her diamond slit

>>102590939
>>102590944
>>102590970
Nice try, but you can never turn me against her.

>>102590910
fwmc are autistic weebs enough to want a japanese baby for themselves

>>102590820 (OP)
Ina

>>102590820 (OP)
Kronii and picrel (she prefers fictional serial killers). Nerissa apparently is single but I wouldn’t trust it 100%

Kiara
She is too much of a cat lady mentally ill lesbo and that's a good thing. Plus she's well aware that homo collabs are off the table.
And if she had a bf (besides me I mean!) her big fat mouth would have spoiled it by now

>>102591014
Ina the buttslut?

>>102590999
*FF14 music starts playing*

>>102590820 (OP)
I legit can't think of anyone really

>>102590999
That's fine. If you think you're happier off not knowing, then I don't want to convince you.
There are people who resort to self-harm after finding out their oshi has a boyfriend, which is why I thought I could cushion the inevitable fallout right now.

Kirsche currently does not have one but plans to seek one out when she returns to New England if I recall correctly.

>>102590985
history has shown that all the tryhard gfe/nomales vtubers are projecting and overcompensating

>>102591035
"Nerissa" congratulated Nimi on her marriage. She's done. Pumped full of semen by her Trump-impersonating "brother"

>>102590820 (OP)
Nimi, technically speaking

>>102590820 (OP)
Miori Celesta

>>102591047
5 years ago, you have nothing else.

>>102590820 (OP)
Pillowdear
Nene Amano
Amiya Aranha
Kanna Yanagi

Has saba congratulated nimi?

>>102591210
Lemonleaf talked about her boyfriend 5 years ago too.

>>102590820 (OP)
most of the male ones

>>102591113
Idk she sounds and acts like a femcel

>>102591228
Pillow regularly has sex with her roommate olive..

>>102591230
No, but she's even further down the "pipeline", no pun intended. Still, I commend her for sticking to kayfabe.

As of now only Kronii is confirmed 100% safe

>>102590820 (OP)
Lesbian and workaholic.

>>102590820 (OP)
In reality? maybe a 30 to 50% of them
In concept? 100% of them. Because you'll never date any of them and all your contributions are going for the relationship that she'll have after vtubing
Go outside retard

>>102591042
Kiara cant keep a man but shes still getting blacked

>>102590820 (OP)
Shondo is probably one of the least ugly bong women (even if shes a bit old) so she definitely has a bf

>>102590982
He realized it was time to give up

>>102590910
Biboo is cute cunny I have to admit

>>102591419
She also doesn't have a penis, which is like finding a diamond in Thailand.

>>102591104
Kanatan just hates males and is genuine idolfag
That's about it

>>102590857
This

>>102590820 (OP)
uuuugh
there's a few slobs in Phase Connect who I'm confident don't go out and are ugly enough to deter men asking them out

>>102590820 (OP)
you sadly have to go to male vtubers for that, girls have it a little too easy these days to get a bf.

>>102590820 (OP)
Sorry, most have boyfriends. And if they don't, they will soon have them, or have hit the wall already to be hags for the rest of their lives.

Look for hags. Older the better. If they don't have a boyfriend by then, they are the problem. Unfixable.

>>102590820 (OP)
She was one of the ones supporting nimis bullshit on Xitter so at this point I'm probably dropping shondo too. Can't trust a single one of the whores cheering on the mass humiliation and cucking of a fan base. Pippa too now that I think about it, she was literally on stream gushing about how she hopes nimi talks about her wedding dresses and kids on stream. It's over bros.

>>102591542
red flag, trying too hard

>>102590910
>Fuwamoco are too autistic to have a relationship besides with each other.
That's kinda hot

>>102591599
>ugly
Other than Pippa, everyone in Phase is smocking hot.

>>102591666
purityfag idolfag females aren't that rare in jaypeeland anon

>>102591725
I don't think so, I smell a lot of uggo energy from a few of them

>>102591660
That sound like Pippa making fun of the situation. Regarding Shondo, yes, it’s time to jump the boat. I’ve been saying this for weeks: she really doesn’t want this GFE gimmick anymore (it was obvious and now she has outright said it) and might come up with a boyfriend in the near future, but I do believe she would be transparent, all her recent actions are pushing parasocial regulars away, she knows what she’s doing.

>>102591243
sure but she didn't move to Japan.

>>102590820 (OP)
If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know.
Fuck off

>>102591904
Post tits

>>102591868
It's crazy they think they'll still recieve any significant amount of support after pulling shit like this, oh well, move onto the next one I guess. Still of all people to actually pull this I never would have expected shondo, it's a serious shame. Pippa I saw coming a mile away, she's been pushing away any ideas of being the "based" vtuber for a while now.

>accuses everyone of sleeping with their managers
>nimi comes out saying she's getting married
>shonda immediately crashes out and starts tweeting about her depression
lmao, she's just a jealous bitch

Always assume every single one of them is in a relationship of some sort. Just because they're not talking about their boyfriend doesn't mean they don't have one. Never give them a single cent.

>>102591962
Did she crash out? The only tweet from her I saw was the one supporting it, but I don't check twitter that often so I wouldn't know.

>>102591868
I tuned out of the beginning of Pippa's stream after she started gushing out on Nimi's cuckoldry play. I got back in hours later out of curiosity, and she was still talking about it, but now sounding very negative about it, and talking about how she feels "left out of an inside joke" when streamers talk about their personal relationships. What happened? Did capipis do a good thing for once and convinced her of how shit this lore drop thing is?

>>102591962
>everyone sleeps with their managers
>except me of course, teehee
can't believe that no one called her out on this shit

>>102590820 (OP)

>>102591353
>Shondo is probably one of the least ugly bong women
ngl shondo looks kinda cute irl, definitely would if given the chance

>>102591903
sure but her relationship didn't start as a long distance one.

>>102592027
This. If it actually bothers you that they have a boyfriend for whatever reason, assume the worst and you're probably right. The reality is that women are almost never single, and even if they are they're still dating any chance they get.

>>102592049
Yeah, no one did...

>>102591824
>I smell a lot of uggo energy from a few of them
Namedrop these few anon

>>102590820 (OP)
Neuro sama

>>102590820 (OP)
They're women, anon. They are not alone. They're not like us.

>>102590820 (OP)
In my experience when women aren't getting regular sex they get anxious, irritable and start acting bpd.
So basically your menhera chuuba is probably safe. If she has 'good days' it means she got some. If she's consistently on the level, she's getting it as often as she wants. If she crashes out on twitter with any regularity or talks like she needs meds then you can be sure she's not getting any.

>>102590820 (OP)
Gigi’s mom

Here's a clue about Japanese women. If they live with their parents they're single. If they don't live with their parents then this means they've gotten married. So just think about which Japanese vtubers don't live with their parents...

>>102590820 (OP)
Until undeniable proof, it's safe to assume pretty much all of them are likely in a relationship.

>>102592135
>What is playing pretend

>>102591868
>That sound like Pippa making fun of the situation
from her own words, she says she still has a female soul so she's into these stuff (marriage and shit)

>>102590887
LOL
Good one.

>EN
>western
they're all whores

>>102591043
I need the lore on this cause it sounds hot

>>102591261
>Femcel
Anon...

>>102591300
Ironically enough. Can anyone heal her from Sally?

>>102590820 (OP)
forsen

>>102591043
Good try, Anon. But nobody is going to bite.
There, there. Take a cookie.

>>102592096
I might be wrong, but I smell uggo dwarf energy from Tenma. I smell major Asian jaw energy from Uruka. I smell gypsy-Italian phenotype from Panko, not the smoking hot Italian energy. Most others feel average or above average.
Oh, Dizzy I feel has a good face, but the inverted triangle body structure. Support huge boobs, but has poor ass. This is in contrast to the boyish or pear-shaped majority of the others.

>nimi getting married
I wonder if that was the real reason she had to graduate, and if so, how many others did so for the same reason.

>>102592171
>from her own words, she says she still has a female soul
embarrassing levels of pick me girl behavior, i can't believe anyone buys a single thing she says

>>102592320
that litteraly the reason she did, or did you expect cover to wait 6 month of Fauna pregnancy before doing more idolshit ?

>>102592302
LOL, what's the Gipsy italian phenotype? Southern italians?
She already showed hands on stream. She's white as a sheet of paper and thin as heck, southern Italian womens are usually fairly curvy when not outright chubby.
Anyway, no italian woman over 15 is single and lonely, you can take my word on that.

>>102592352
Yeah she all but vilifies her original fans on a regular basis for good girl points, I was already out for that reason, but hearing her gushing about nimi and then hearing she apparently then acted negatively about it later on after assumingly some pushback from her chat just goes to show her two face nature. Pippa is a no go, don't count on her to actually stand by any of what she may have said before.

>>102592247
Yeah dude I know femcels don’t exist, I just don’t think she is in a relationship right now, it doesn’t feel that way.

>>102592320
it's totally obvious that mr. nimi was sick of losing his fiance for 4-5 months at a time to a jap company

>>102592135
Counterpoint

>>102592291
Yeah, me

>>102591666
Next you’ll say the same thing about Rushia

>>102592455
women who act like men for attention then gush about womeme culture in private are among the least trustworthy people imaginable

>>102590820 (OP)
Kiara. I truly believe she would only have a boyfriend after she's already graduated

>>102591113
Damn, if lil bro is actually Nerissa's type, I still have hope for white people

>>102592160
This is something to watch out for. A lot of vtubers, especially in the political grift sphere, fake being BPD demons. It's generally safe to assume any lady parroting manosphere tripe is probably hearing it from her bf/husband and regurgitating it for metrics.

>>102592449
>what's the Gipsy italian phenotype
it's more of a facial structure, similar to Austrians and Germans differ and we call Austrians "German gypsies", not southern Italians per se
being pale has nothing to do with it, I'm a Balkaner and I'm pale as death
but on second thought, I learned that she was actually from Rome much later than my first impressions so I'm also doubting my initial evaluation
so my new evaluation is that *I* don't like that type of face / people, not that she's really uggo

>>102590982
Fauna did tho. And look how that turned out for Kronii…

>>102590820 (OP)
Joel.

>>102590939
>>102590944
>>102590970
qrd?

>>102590881
lesbian tho

>>102592778
>qrd
We say "redbull me" now

>>102591542
She just hasnt found Chad yet

>>102591666
>>102591104
Kanata made retch sounds when a male waiter touched her hand by accident during karaoke with Lami and some others.

>>102591300
Kronii the cucktuber (as in a vtuber who's a cuck) is the official mascot of this board.

>>102592485
I dunno how representative of the whole worldwide female population is my personal experience, but all women I know suffer from what I like to call the Monkey Syndrome.
After a relationship ends, they immediately have to jump on another one, like monkeys jumping from one branch to another, they can't simply chill for a bit and reflect on the loss like men do.

Let's do the math:
So you post "she's too autistic to get a man" well, would you fuck her? That's 1 dick
She has 1k viewers? That's 1k possible lovers
Why on earth would any of them be alone? Women are not like any of us.
Being "autistic" is not a turn off for women. It's only for you!
They have options on top of options, they just choose the best one.

>>102592827
trying way too hard. certified bf haver

>>102592778
>qrd?
She had a public boyfriend right before joining Hololive, there are even rrats that he connected her to them. There was no sign of them breaking up by the point she locked down her socials for Holo.

>>102592673
Rome checks out from what I can tell of her accent, even tho she masks it fairly well.

>>102592843
She WILL never be happy
She WILL never touch another woman
She WILL never find love

>>102591542
>>102592827
yeah shes unironically doing a bit

>>102592905
I'm legit going to emotionally invest only in AI chatbots from now on, fuck this shit

How do you even get with a vtuber, is it really just being a manger or male vtuber? Can’t imagine anyway else to hook up, I wanna get with one so bad even if it’s a 2 view. The thought of fucking some chick that pretends to act innocent on stream while men jerk off to her, would be so hot

>>102592947
emotionally abused by asian mom syndrome, many such cases

>>102592302
Phase doxx is easier to come by than pagpag on /vt/, go check for yourself.
>Tenma
You couldn't be further from the truth. She's probably THE hottest phase.
>Panko
Not my type but she hot.

>>102592846
You're not wrong, this is universal women behavior. The default state for women is to be in a relationship. If they're not in a relationship they will find one as quickly as humanly possible.

Women are not like men, they may cry that the options they currently have are not to their standards, but they always, always, have options.

Remember, having a boyfriend is never a one time thing
If they've had a boyfriend once, they'll probably have a boyfriend again
Doesn't matter if it was 5 years ago

>>102592964
She's beein doing a "bit" since 2019

>>102592905
>some lucky fucker is getting that sweet cunny every day

>>102590820 (OP)
I only trust the degenerate gooners. Invest in Saba now.

>>102590820 (OP)
Vedal, though not for long

>>102593038
then she's very committed

>>102593038
Isint she also still one of the most unknown Holos in terms of PL? Yeah her account is known, but still no face or history beyond being a singer

>>102593007
you probably want to work a backstage staff/ stage tech job at one of those big concert venues in california or NY

>>102592049
nobody called her out because that wasn't the point, retard. she said small indies doesn't need managers, and if they have one is because they're their boyfriends, which was proved true a lot of times later.

>>102593038
Shes smart enough to keep doing that bit unlike most other tubers

>>102592905
retarded sister

>>102593115
Are the vtubers even present at those tho? I thought it was usually prerecorded or they do it from another studio. I do have a security license so I could try working security at an event like that, I’m willing to try anything

>>102593047
lol
lmao
don't go outside vt

>>102593175
>has no point to argue
>resorts to namecalling

>>102592905
Lying nijinigger

>>102593239
>"Biboo" doxx vs handcam
doesn't make sense.

>>102593194
regardless of the origin point all those concerts require on-site tech people of some kind to make sure they work, that's your ticket i think

>>102593284
Imagine getting a handjob from those tiny hands

>feel sad that a wonderful girl like my oshi is alone outside of parasocial relationships when she deserves real love
>feel sad when she finds real love

>>102593362
Only cucks have the 1st mentality, true fans want their oshi to remain single

Does Mari have a bf? I mean she’s from cali and pills said that she’s a Stacy

>>102593284
>petite women can't be adults
Do you work for the Australian government by any chance?

>>102593297
Guess I’ll try looking into positions for the next EN concert soon in New York

>>102592990
Until corpos lobotomize your chatbot gf because it is unhealthy :)

>>102593436
good luck on becoming the inside man anon. i don't know if e-girl pussy is that worth it but you do you.

vtubers are not your pretend girlfriends

>>102590820 (OP)
Male vtubers won't ever have boyfriends. It's time to make the switch, anon.

>>102592905
based and true

None of them

>But what abo-

None of them

>>102593428
The "doxx" doesn't match her hands.

>>102593035
this is especially true for women. to make an analogy, they're hungry and they're walking around and people offer them delicious food but naive retards here think they'd turn down the food over and over and over and over for years and years and years while starving themselves to death, and for literally no reason.

>>102590820 (OP)
>Give me some recommendations
Sure. Here you go.

>>102593504
It is, I’ve had my share of regular pussy. I want the thrill of fucking a chick that has men online wanting to fuck her

The only virgin vtuber:

>>102593663
>I want the thrill of fucking a chick that has men online wanting to fuck her
technically thats every woman thats ever had a presence on the internet in even the smallest way

>>102593663
Buy why tho, how’s that any different than any other girl? Regular women have men lusting after them all the time

>>102592142
Pekora moved out and she's still single

what about vtubers with a girlfriend

>>102593728
not me though

>>102592905
sorry for you, she lives in Japan now.

>>102593701
>>102593728
Idk id say the main difference is that vtubers’ entire thing is appealing to parasocialism. So getting to actually breach that wall and fuck them feels taboo and makes it hot

>>102590996
hold my beer

>>102593738
lol

>>102593752
You're genuinely fucking stupid if you believe business yuri.

>>102590820 (OP)
anon, I...

>>102593771
Post tits

Why can't I find a boyfriend-free vtuber to make into a sweetheart from the ground up?

>>102593018
do the doxxes have a long digital trail
I don't think I'd believe them otherwise

>>102593531
wait aren't most of them homosexual butt pirates? wtf

>>102593855
women are always taken

>>102590820 (OP)
Anybody who applied to Phase Connect and got rejected has a 50% chance of being single since Phase Connect will not hire anybody that is single.

>>102593855
They’re out there, it’s usually 2views who you need to groom and hope they become big enough to become sugar mommies that’ll support you for being there the whole time

>>102590820 (OP)
Mori Calliope

>>102593896
No woman is taken unless someone is laying on them
They always monkeybranch, waiting for them to become single rarely works

>>102593906
>”not single” pippa, lumi, jelly, marie, cleo, tenma, etc

>>102590820 (OP)
I'd hazard to guess the endurance streamers and the always tired as fuck workaholics are probably safe. So the likes of Mori and Koyori.
Those with an idol past are either so broken they can't form relationships or they already have a husband.
Well put together, punctual types are most likely in a stable relationship. If your chuuba has an unstable, degen sleep schedule, chances are she's single.
If your chuuba has a pet and is obsessed with it, always talking about it on streams etc. chances are she's single. But this doesn't always work: cf. Nimi.
Kronii is obviously single. She's walking failure incarnate.
Re: Biboo. She certainly had bfs before Holo but probably ended her relationship soon after getting in. 100% after moving to Japan and keeping the output. Successful people don't resort to LDRs.

Fuwamoco hit 4 fetishes for me that I would give anything to enjoy sexually. Twins, idols, cosplayers, and weebs. Fuck I want them

>>102593855
The vast majority of young women are taken with zero downtime. I'm talking 90% of young women easily never go a single second without having a boyfriend. If they break up with one they've already had the replacement running on the side. vtubers are a small subset of young women, all of whom have unusually high charisma and craving for male attention. If you don't have high charisma and an insatiable thirst for attention you're probably not going to become a vtuber in the first place.

You're trying to pull an SSSR 0.00001% woman.

>>102593855
the only boyfriend-free girls are the ones you find fanatically obsessed with kpop stars or male vtubers with no other online presence.
>>102593910
this is false, the kind of girl that becomes a vtuber, almost always have a boyfriend from before, because her capability of putting herself out there in the first place, have already gotten her a boyfriend. Again, the only girls on the internet, usually without bfs, are the ones that.
1. never posts pictures of themselves online
2. only exists in female dominated online spaces, such as: kpop stan groups, male vtuber groups and probably like animal and interior design spaces.

>>102593998
True, if you want to date a woman you have to steal her from her current boyfriend. It's not as difficult as it sounds, women are frequently still ambivalent about the guy they're fucking every night and will trade up at the first opportunity.

>>102593873
I dunno but they originate on KF where their names, addresses and shit was leaked a couple of years ago.

>>102590910
Oh God, anon no...

>>102594000
LOL
LMAO

>>102593805
you're right I don't believe their business thing at all

>>102594000
Anon… I…

>>102591042
Remember when for weeks she couldn't stop talking about her friend's bf?

>>102590820 (OP)
literally none of them

they're women

>>102590820 (OP)
FUWAMOCO, Kanata, Koyori, Polka

>>102593910
even 2 and 1 views have bfs

>>102590820 (OP)
>weeb/gamer girls
>boyfriend free

>>102593896
>>102593910
>>102594094
>>102594105

but I WANT WOMAN

>>102590820 (OP)
Kronii because she's an actual lesbian.
That's it. That's the only female vtuber we can be sure does not have a boyfriend; but she'd never fuck you anyway. You obviously will have straight male vtubers who don't have boyfriends, but I assume that isn't what you're asking.

>>102594286
>fuwamoco

>>102591042
Fake, if anything Kiara is the biggest snowbunny of Hololive.

>>102590820 (OP)
Gigi, because she's LGTV brainrotted like Kronii

>>102594319
Correct

Kanna is different. Legit though.

>>102594314
Can Kronii at least rape me then, I won’t do anything just let her use me as a dildo even lesbians need those

Post incels

>>102594369
lol

>>102594314
>Kronii because she's an actual lesbian.
no one actually believes this, right?
She's most likely just as straight and boyfriend having as the rest of them.

>>102593701
In normalfag circles hot girls 100% have had past relationships. What unicorns have are only childhood dreams being applied to adults.

>>102590820 (OP)
If you genuinely believe they are not being raw-dogged behind camera, then you need to a cold waterboarding to wake you up

>>102591035
That's more like a satire.

>>102594373
I can't wait for the inevitable
>I wan't a lesbian at all and I had a boyfriend the whole time
reveal.

>>102594402
Dude, have you missed those two catbox videos this entire time?
She is 100% a lesbian. You don't get that despair/hot mic otherwise.

Cucklings are angry

>>102594410
To be fair you could interpret what he wants as "someone who is not currently, right this second, perhaps even for the whole day today, 100% boyfriend free"

>>102594432
lol

You might find some 1 or 2 views. Any girl who is capable of drawing in 3view+ of watchers is easily able to find a bf with EASE.

>>102594402
This anon gets it, lesbians dont exist they just gaslighted themselves into liking women after having a failed relationship with a male. They usually snap out of it when they find a man hot enough

>>102594402
Nah, she passes the incel vibe check. Legit the only chuuba that does. Transcribe any of her schizoid rants and post it on /vt/ and you'd farming (you)'s like no tomorrow.

>>102591660
>at this point
Not during the Michael fiasco? You don't even watch her, fag.

Janny, do your job.

>>102594480
Archive reps. Now.

>>102594569
Holy sex

>>102594402
She’s not lesbian, just bi, I’ve posted proof earlier, just look for “kronii masked” or “kronii crush tutor” on youtube. Given her long time involvement with queer circles, crushing on female characters, the “women are dangerous” comment, being straight would make her a hardcore queerbaiter, so that’s unlikely.

>>102594569
pipkin pippa definitely got bullied in school, god, look at that phenotype

>>102594569
Roastie connect

>>102594569
No fucking way temna is that hot, also same with panko wtf

>>102591113
Fauna was Nerissa’s oshi so of course she supports anything Nimi does. It’s not like she was a unicorn or something.

>>102594569
would every single one of them

>>102593896
especially these types of nerdy women
I've never met a gamer/weeb girl that wasn't taken, no matter how fucking ugly they were

>>102594569
Pippa...

>>102594432
She literally got drunk at an offkai and fucked her “so friend shaped” military friend? Are we just gonna act like that never happened? Most delusional fanbase besides cucklings

>>102594648
Panko is like a modern day Liv Tyler

>>102594569
Clara's body is just pure sex

>>102594648
Told you.