Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:29:34 PM
No.102591246
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/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General
/nasfaqg/ - NASFAQ General - This is fine Edition
Thread for the discussion of NASFAQ, a global financial market simulator based on buying coins that represent the members of Hololive, Holostars, and some of their mamas. Basically, numberfagging for actual-schizos.
This is a fake stock market game meant for to be played for fun, and is not a real stock market. Cryptofags will not be happy here, there is no real money involved. NO, you won't get better at stocks from this. YES, this is an actual game with people playing it, despite what it may look like in thread.
https://nasfaq.biz/info - READ THIS. No seriously, read it, faggot.
Research 1:
https://schedule.hololive.tv/
Research 2:
https://vt.poi.cat/
Research 3:
https://hololive.jetri.co/
Research 4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dI5UGWBcz2Y
F.U.C.K. Reports (Market-based reports, updated daily):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/104gsM_vZz1MuhJxfuYeT_xNFC1Qk1h7zeLVoCyFsrSw/
"Real Oshiboard" Spreadsheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1c-ioaVcHWb4kMHXF8kqND9mZ_O84P-xLzbDoY-JGmrk/
NASFAQ Betting Leaderboard:
https://betting-iscringe.github.io/
Returns Report Archive:
https://rentry.org/returnsreport
https://files.catbox.moe/jhccbu.webm (embed) (responsibly) (you're) (on) (national) (TV)
Make copies of these Google Sheets to use them yourself:
SUPER Revised Haaton Wallet Analyzer Sheet:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/10SMwNcfyZyB0IUy-SKVilzbfmZ9nF_zcWOmuqq8vKRs/
Mutual Fund Order Tracker Sheet (prices updated somewhat daily, still guaranteed to update at dividends):
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1STk0eb6iBMCiRoMdjbbesA39SJbzvyA-b0NwbwG0bdQ/
Electrum's fund trading sheet, up to date:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1av7htsgnJ5kDbAhrqIVok42rRZpCi0uueEapmqmaByA/
Mikofag's humble attempt to archive some of the thread OC:
https://mega.nz/folder/NeQghDqL#mSL13SdqKjKgYVjFCgF6Iw
Thread Lore:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1BNIA50Z2vw4pS6gLbxyTL5trAfIo-Uo22womorcx-7o/
Previous Thread:
>>102519909
Hello nasfaqg, I require your business report. I'm interested in the high performing portfolios. Don't waste my time with red numbers. I'm authorized by the holoX Trust Me Bro LLC. Deadline is tomorrow. Thank you
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 3:48:32 PM
No.102591840
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>>102594562
>>102591747
The Koyolabo office is right down the hall next to the break room.
Anonymous
7/23/2025, 5:40:16 PM
No.102595719
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>>102596318
too fast so have some booba
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:09:46 AM
No.102614047
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Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:30:11 AM
No.102634709
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>>102634829
>>102631910
ANON WAKE UP
PEOPLE ARE STILL PISSING AND SHITTING AND CUMMING
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 12:39:22 PM
No.102641805
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>>102644409
anon, what did you buy yesterday?
Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $3,309,474.17, a change of -2.40% from yesterday's Starting Liquid.
Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 27):
>Nerissa :: $46,537.40 [115.92% over Avg]
>AZKi :: $39,347.96 [41.10% over Avg]
>Korone :: $38,543.71 [83.00% over Avg]
>Aki :: $19,994.12 [2.09% over Avg]
>Pekora :: $18,827.17 [16.10% over Avg]
>Altare :: $9,918.18 [34.98% over Avg]
>Flayon :: $5,792.42 [36.68% over Avg]
>Syrios :: $5,112.12 [6.01% under Avg]
>Lamy :: $4,045.26 [60.54% over Avg]
>Astel :: $3,737.14 [4.60% over Avg]
Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 75):
>Flare :: -$198,686.14 [37.50% under Avg]
>Nachoneko :: -$95,770.71 [48.69% under Avg]
>Sora :: -$62,646.71 [68.65% under Avg]
>Miko :: -$47,974.08 [52.61% under Avg]
>Baelz :: -$46,789.45 [69.99% under Avg]
>Reine :: -$46,184.54 [37.98% under Avg]
>Raora :: -$41,512.55 [31.29% under Avg]
>Luna :: -$40,617.18 [3.52% under Avg]
>Mio :: -$33,504.47 [55.43% under Avg]
>IRyS :: -$29,459.60 [59.99% under Avg]
Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Koyori :: 18.85%
>Marine :: 11.80%
>Suisei :: 8.80%
>Mio :: 8.77%
>Niko :: 8.45%
>Baelz :: 8.34%
>Kanata :: 8.22%
>Miko :: 7.85%
>Su :: 6.62%
>Watame :: 6.07%
Overall Average Adjustment is -$5,919.22
Average Upward Adjustment is $7,172.59
Average Downward Adjustment is -$10,618.84
Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.
Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and bets for VTL9 Friendlies will be going up today.
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 3:41:30 PM
No.102645730
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>>102645070
ohhhhh I have to shit Culver's
Please make the pissing and shitting stop
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 7:10:21 PM
No.102652831
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>>102652672
The pissing and shitting will continue until all the solids and liquids are removed from your body
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 8:14:53 PM
No.102655514
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>>102652672
No now take the laxative and drink the caffeinated prune juice
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 10:48:25 PM
No.102663196
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>>102664745
Scheduling update:
Koyolabo Anime night is on hold this weekend due to Divegrass friendlies and LotB Tag Force
Anonymous
7/24/2025, 11:16:49 PM
No.102664745
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>>102663196
wao! Put the money in the bag.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 2:59:27 AM
No.102678301
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>>102679876
Bets are up for tomorrow's Friendlies.
Bets are going up for tomorrow's Tag Force matches.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:27:09 AM
No.102679876
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>>102678301
OOOOOH I LOVE SPENDING MONEY
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:48:12 AM
No.102692296
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>>102684699
ANON WAKE UP LOOK AT AZKI'S ARMPITS
>>102671252
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 3:12:37 PM
No.102702641
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Like a glint from the blue, it's time for the Morning Review
Today's Starting Liquid begins at $3,442,178.82, a change of 4.01% from yesterday's Starting Liquid.
Top 10 Upwards Adjustments (of 27):
>Okayu :: $146,204.12 [201.20% over Avg]
>Botan :: $103,199.74 [149.63% over Avg]
>Lamy :: $91,989.59 [195.42% over Avg]
>Subaru :: $41,966.64 [71.69% over Avg]
>Cecilia :: $37,585.09 [11.22% over Avg]
>Choco :: $32,611.94 [35.59% over Avg]
>Nana :: $22,516.24 [13.24% over Avg]
>Reine :: $16,240.05 [13.52% under Avg]
>Luna :: $15,015.65 [23.98% over Avg]
>Elizabeth :: $14,222.61 [51.35% over Avg]
Top 10 Downwards Adjustments (of 75):
>Pekora :: -$97,750.18 [42.03% under Avg]
>Nerissa :: -$61,983.67 [51.01% under Avg]
>AZKi :: -$50,698.16 [51.31% under Avg]
>Zeta :: -$24,724.92 [38.22% under Avg]
>Kronii :: -$23,049.80 [50.07% under Avg]
>Aki :: -$12,441.90 [7.81% under Avg]
>Korone :: -$11,711.00 [54.70% over Avg]
>Iroha :: -$11,280.44 [37.65% under Avg]
>Hololive :: -$11,243.15 [2.84% over Avg]
>Rexford :: -$9,939.17 [39.72% under Avg]
Top 10 Highest Value (based on 4-wk Dividend Avg):
>Koyori :: 13.69%
>Marine :: 10.62%
>AZKi :: 8.90%
>Niko :: 7.95%
>Suisei :: 7.92%
>Iroha :: 7.72%
>Miko :: 7.00%
>Kanata :: 6.78%
>Su :: 6.69%
>Mio :: 6.46%
Overall Average Adjustment is $1,249.47
Average Upward Adjustment is $20,850.47
Average Downward Adjustment is -$5,449.60
Today's adjustments set an all-time high record for Civia, Mel, Nabi, and Rushia.
Don't get baited, pick up some good deals, and you have 89 cycles left until Dividends.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:38:45 PM
No.102706982
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summer relay sale!
0% fee today only! divegrass and lotb too!
come wao! holox plays in a couple hours! nasfaq too! waooooo!
-koyolabo!
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 5:58:42 PM
No.102707692
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>>102708184
Divegrass bets are still up!
/nasfaqg/ vs /holox+/ will be the 2nd game.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:15:05 PM
No.102712884
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NAS ME BOB BOY
YOU ARE SPENDING ME MONEy
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:17:41 PM
No.102712981
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DRAWGODS WE RUN THIS MARKET
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:32:21 PM
No.102713538
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>>102714074
Drawgods decide you can keep half of your assets. The rest goes to the secret society holoX. Thanks for doing business with us.
Anonymous
7/25/2025, 8:47:14 PM
No.102714074
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>>102726125
>>102713538
but then they will be funneled back into Koyolabo to which Nasfaq owns...
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 12:45:13 AM
No.102722602
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>bet on hfz winning
>still lose
ok
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 2:02:01 AM
No.102726125
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>>102714074
That's going to be decided tomorrow!
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 3:36:21 AM
No.102730431
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SAY IT WITH ME
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 5:05:20 AM
No.102734559
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sure am ready for those divs later
Anonymous
7/26/2025, 7:14:19 AM
No.102738826
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Like a spark from the blue, it's time for the Dividend Review.
This week's Total Dividend Pool comes out to $128,546.71.
This week's Dividend Pool is 8.78% higher last week's pool.
The average payout this week is $1,212.70 per coin, which is 7.12% over the all-time average of $1,132.12.
30 coins were over the Average Payout this week.
Top 5 Largest Dividend Changes:
>Suisei :: $7,410.47 :: 488.15%
>Marine :: $5,682.45 :: 160.39%
>Calliope :: -$3,929.23 :: -77.19%
>Watame :: -$2,822.13 :: -77.76%
>Lamy :: $2,630.63 :: 70.44%
Top 5 Smallest Dividend Changes:
>Moona :: -$0.08 :: -0.02%
>Vesper :: $0.45 :: 0.82%
>Kaoru :: $0.67 :: 7.38%
>Ayamy :: $1.15 :: 2.59%
>Astel :: -$1.19 :: -1.10%
Overall Average Dividend Change was $98.76
Average Dividend Increase was $778.43
Average Dividend Decrease was -$319.50
Top 5 Most Unstable Dividend Payouts:
>Sora :: $1,207.15 & 76.2% Over Average
>Pochimaru :: $152.38 & 76.0% Over Average
>Watame :: -$1,611.13 & -66.6% Under Average
>Baelz :: $937.78 & 58.4% Over Average
>Suisei :: $3,289.43 & 58.3% Over Average
The Following Coins all had a Dividend Payout of less than 1% from their 4-week Average:
>Shiori, Rushia, Altare
Overall Market Shift from Mean was $69.27.
Average Dividend Spike was $434.37.
Average Dividend Dive was -$194.08.
This week's dividends set an all-time high record for Lamy, Sora
This's dividends set an all-time low record for Cecilia, Miyabi, Raora
Hope everyone got the dividends they expected this weekend.
