are they... are they human...

they have won the internets!

These people are worse than unicorns and no one will convince me otherwise

>>102600995 (OP)
Yes, anon. Those are called jokes. Normal humans make them because they don't lose their shit when someone across the world gets married.

>>102600995 (OP)
I hate forced positivity so much, just act like a normal person, jesus

I hope Nimi is happy with her new audience.

>>102601110
NTRfags and ironic weeks?

>>102600995 (OP)
No

These threads are coming from /#/. The repliers are also from /#/. Also offtopic.

>>102600995 (OP)
cant believe her husbands made so many alt accounts

>>102601077
And yet only seething incels are the ones shitting up the board.

Human beings have sex. Get over it

>>102601316
>NOOO DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME!!!
At least be a proud cuck

i pretend to be pro-nimi and anti-nimi in the same thread to stir up shit so it's all relative

>>102601399
Actual schizo behavior

>>102600995 (OP)
So wholesome chungus 100!

>>102601089
This isn't forced positivity. This is their fetish.

>>102600995 (OP)
Not everyone views vtubers as their girlfriends or boyfriends. They're just entertainers at the end of the day and its natural to want to support them in their endeavors. Feeling miserable over someone getting married is a (You) problem.

>>102600995 (OP)
They are cucks and twitter trannies both groups are lower than shit on the bottom of a shoe

>>102601651
>They're just entertainers
no they aren't
vtubing is built on parasocial relationships, terms like "kami oshi" have actual meaning and gachikoi are important cornerstone of every vtuber
to deny that is in itself a delusion, especially when every vtuber plays the parasocial game to bigger or smaller degree

>>102600995 (OP)
>Anyone know if her fiance is single?
These are almost assuredly human-written posts. We are at the point that the most widely adopted English LLMs are more than sophisticated enough to know that a fiance is engaged in a relationship and therefore cannot be single. However a human may not know the complete definition of a word and may ask a redundant clarifying question regarding their bachelor status.

>>102600995 (OP)
They are the feminized modern men yes, weak man that aren't willing to fight or face the truth and instead use humor to hide their misery and vice.

>>102601800
Damn, Nimi got so much more than mediim

>>102601800
Do they think people would willingly go out and pay flight tickets to see her just as "entertainers". Have they ever seen simp culture over artists

>>102600995 (OP)
>i just want the husband to show up on stream
what do you mean, he's been showing up for years in fauna's content

he was the reason why fauna refused to do certain content
he was directly involved in managing her social media
he was breaking her NDA with hololive, was privvy to every hololive EN girl's IRL identity and pictures
he was the northernlion fan
he was directly managing her chat

nimi's husband was controlling most of her activities and is why she quit hololive, he's been a part of everything
every time you give money to nimi, you are actually giving it to her husband and then he determines how much nimi's allowance is, this is how female streamers with relationships work

t. sister retired as a streamer a few years ago, her husband managed everything, he chatted with her biggest whales in messages representing himself as her and everything, common shit

>>102600995 (OP)
take this shitty ass redditcel crap elsewhere anon, yuck

>>102602004
Yes? What do you think concerts and music festivals are?

>>102600995 (OP)
holy based i can't wait for my favorite vtuber to get creampied by another man on stream

>>102602050
inherently Parasocial relationships

>>102601077
Better whatever they are than an unashamed pedophile with incel rage.

>>102601089
you must be autistic, those people are bitching about her getting married and telling her they won't give her money anymore. hyperbolic complimenting is how you insult someone when you are not allowed to make negative comments. and it is also like saying "I don't care now so I can be a sarcastic bitch about it"

>>102601651
yes, vtubers stay in character and are no different from a voice actor for an anime. and we are of course all machines and perfect consumer/workers that compartmentalize everything and never express any emotion or develop any attachment that would go outside the framework of commodity trading

if you had blood that bloods and a soul that souls you would know the "just entertainer" thing is nonsense

>>102600995 (OP)
Subhuman maybe

>>102602125
Or they're genuinely happy for her

>>102600995 (OP)
they're women
they want their fantasy projected onto the streamer just like you do

>>102601089
They're just joking, sperg.

>>102600995 (OP)
>human
no, reddit has been plagued by bots for a long time, its quite an interesting read and really shows how far we are into dead internet theory.

>>102602119
are you one of these morons who think drawings equal child abuse?
gtfo

>>102602004
I've flown 20 hours to see bands that I don't even know the names of all the members because I like the music. People do things for entertainment.

>>102601800
>No they're not
Well to many people they are. At the very least, they view their oshis as entertainers and enjoy watching their streams to brighten their days. Personal relationships shouldn't suddenly make them unwatchable at all. It doesn't affect how I enjoy their content. The only time this shit really matters is when they start doing flesh streams.

>>102601800
Guess we know who that message on the screen was for now.

>>102602050
concerts and music festivals have real artists and real drug dealers
I like some idol songs but it is the most manufactured fake shit on earth and nobody is throwing money at them just for the music

>>102601082
>generic playful approval
>template with current topic inserted
>template with current topic inserted
>template with current topic inserted
>damage control team 3, providing affirmation to the braindead

Call it jokes or what not, but at least 3 of these comments were not written with any thought put into them. They are pure conversational mimicry. It's stuff like this which makes me legit wonder whether consciousness is an universal human experience.

>>102602125
stop trying to overintellectualize a basic point with casuistry, you don't like that people see a difference between supporting a single hard working girl and giving money to a husband pimping out his wife on the internet

nimi needs to retire and focus on motherhood, if her husband needs money he needs to earn it himself, not force nimi to be an online beggar

>>102602237
>what attracts me to her you ask? The randoseru, the school uniform, the immaturity, the fact that she's a child...
>w-what?! How dare you call me a pedophile! It's not the same thing!
If you jack off to drawings of a man you're a fag. If you jack off to drawings of a dog you're a zoophile. Ergo...

>>102602255
>Personal relationships shouldn't suddenly make them unwatchable at all.
Yes it does. Just being aware that she's being taken care by another man supporting her ruins the entire experience

>>102602440
rope yourself tranny

>>102602440
If you spends your time and money on this married woman, you are a cuck

>>102602457
I'm sorry that you fell in love with a streamer, anon. You'll get over it eventually.

>>102602355
NTA but the exact same process happens here all the time, but with a lot less positivity and a shit ton more slurs.

>>102602501
Yes and? They're either pedophiles themselves or pandering to pedophiles. Brother, at least own up to your fetish like that purple haired niji in your compilation. I'd respect that a hell of a lot more than your playing coy act.

>>102602513
Learn english.

>>102602551
I'm sorry that you genuinely think Nimi is actually entertaining or talented and not your average manipulative ethot

>>102600995 (OP)
clipwatchers who have never spent a dime on her kek
why wouldn't they be happy at having "more characters" in their virtual unlimited ongoing anime clips?

>>102602009
>he chatted with her biggest whales in messages representing himself as her and everything, common shit
Am I wrong or does that sound kinda cuckish? Like I know the husband ends up fucking the wife at the end of the day and the viewers have no idea. So yeah the viewers are cucks BUT I can't possible imagine chatting up with guys that clearly want to fuck my wife. That's weird as fuck.

>>102602119
Takes one to know one?

>>102602440
I love how neither of the two retards that replied to you tried to refute your main point. Bravo.
>inb4 one of them tries to bring up the 'killing npcs in games' paradox

>>102600995 (OP)
Human on the internet in 2025? This is the age of machines.

>>102601077
SPBP

>>102600995 (OP)
no they're redditors

>>102602255
no one actually thought they were her boyfriend, but people still don't like this. no one is reacting as if their wife had cheated on them - which what parasocial relationship would mean

what is actually happening is that, because it would be impossible for vtubers (or really anyone) to stay in character through thousands of hours. the makeshift solution is that the va should be similar to the character so it doesn't matter when she eventually goes off-character 10 minutes into the stream. but that's also kind of hard, in practice what happens is that the only thing expected from them is to stick to a very minimalist set of rules

is the character nimi getting married? no, the va is getting married, and yet, the announcement was made from the character account. it isn't serious to separate the character from the person only when it suits you

>>102603031
Don't act like the fallout wouldn't be as bad if she posted the announcement on her private account. The usual suspects would have still lit the board on fire.

>>102602237
>>102602440
>>102602656
>>102602750
if you don't act on it in real life, you're not a pedophile. Like how homosexuals in the victorian era who had wives and never had sex with men were straight. Simple as.

>>102600995 (OP)

>>102603156
Is this bait? They were still homosexuals, they just never acted on it.

I want to fucking kill every single "but is your bf/husband single? XD HAHA" kind of faggot. Holy shit, how annoying and unfunny can you be.

>>102602355
Anon discovers memes exist

>>102603031
mori handles it all fine, she's done all the groundwork and mistakes to finally end up in a decent position, I hated her for the longest time, but she still keeps improving

>>102600995 (OP)
They're really gunning down for Phases throne of peak cucks

>>102602009
Holy shit husbando is a fan?? Now I truly wish her a happy marriage LMAO

>>102603213
opposite sides for me to be honest, glad vshojo is crashing and burning, wish nimi just retired to be a mom

>>102603130
and they would get banned for breaking the rule and maybe some that really like nimi could ignore them and just focus on the content. no one expects women to be nuns in 2025, much less the type of woman that is willing to hustle like this. is X vtuber married? I don't know, they don't tell, and everyone likes it more that way

>>102600995 (OP)
same people that were cheering when homos collabed with the girls but didn't watch a single stream

>>102600995 (OP)
they are redditors so effectively no

>>102600995 (OP)
>reddit icon with a facemask
These people are "watching" vtubers now.
Owari da

>go to 4chan
>reddit screenshot
>go to twitter
>4chan screenshot
It's all so tiresome

>>102603322
it depends on your definition of fan

is a pimp a fan of his top performing ho? or is he just happy that he has a reliable money producer to take advantage of?

amouranth exposed that every one of these streamer relationships are extremely exploitative, the men are kept hidden because they want to be, not because they women want it, the men want to use their wives to make money on purpose

nimi hid this for awhile after redebut for a reason, the only reason she changed her mind was most likely going against her husband for some reason

>>102603213
Vshojo exploding has been funny as fuck though
If anything you'd flip this around

>>102600995 (OP)
absolute disgusting, simps are a disgrace

>>102603248
You're seriously asking this on 4chan where the best gag anyone can come up with is UOOOOOOOOGH?

>>102603422
you have to admit the kronii and vesper collab was good though
that might be the only homocollab I accept because unlike most male "talents" he wasn't demeaning or disrespectful, stayed in-character, didn't try to be the center of attention or be a clown

and yet the guy must be weird or a pest behind the scenes because to this day kronii hates him

>>102602255
>The only time this shit really matters is when they start doing flesh streams
Or start role playing mommy ASMR, oh wait...

>>102600995 (OP)
have you ever been in any vtuber stream, retard?
it's a running joke to ask partner/sibling/parent if they're single

geez piss off tourist

>>102603230
if it's not actively done in the real world how is it real

>>102603614
That's not a joke, that's just a sound people make when they see a tight bald cunny.

>>102603501
It was just a woman moment, any logical person would know to keep the illusion going. But getting engaged is a big deal to women. Nothing else matters in such cases; everyone HAS to know.

>>102603689
It gets funnier every single time, just like "you're not boin boin, you're PETTAN HAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>>102600995 (OP)
This is what it all boils down to. They're as parasocial as the unicorns, just in a different way. They're literally no better.

>>102601800
Fuck you, she did her due diligence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfeUK9at5W4
Any amount of parasocial faggotry you develop is on you.

>>102603769
i think they were engaged/married for awhile now, they've been together pre-hololive

every reason nimi can have for coming out with this is a negative one, she should have just retired and became a mom, this kind of revelation comes off as as forced and exactly opposite of what her husband wants/cultivated

>>102603731
Is sexuality an act or a state of being? If those Victorian age homosexuals were ever in-love with a man and desired a man physically, yet never acted on their desires, did those desires make them homosexual or did their lack of action make them only nominally heterosexual? Are perma virgins who've never even touched a woman heterosexual if they've never acted on it?

>>102603828
they are actually parasocial. idol shit aside, you are happy about some stranger getting married? that's either fake or parasocial. the normal reaction would be to not care. considering she is an idolish vtuber with lots of devoted fans, the next normal reaction is to shitpost and call her fans names because it is the funny thing to do. do you think your comments are going to make her sad? that's the actually parasocial position, to take this as anything more than spectacle

>>102603983
It's not the same guy. The guy you think of left her and is with another woman. This is a new dude. When she met him who knows, maybe 1-2 years ago.

>>102603230
By your logic you are a murderer and should be thrown in jail if you merely think about killing someone but never actually do it and just keep that thought to yourself. See how retarded you sound?

>>102604107
Damn really? I thought it was the other guy. He must of pushed her really hard

>>102603156
Akshually. If you are attracted to them but don't act on it, you are indeed a pedophile. Legally if you acted on it you are a pederast.

>>102601651
Just admit you don't watch her all that much so you can act like her shining white knight

>>102604107
haven't seen any evidence of that, does KF or any of the usual places have that somewhere?

>>102601077
>happy people are worse than bitter people

>>102604107
3 years ago while she was still with the other gentleman, but it was a long distance thing at first

>>102601651
>Not everyone views vtubers as their girlfriends or boyfriends
What you're describing is not a vtuber then, you're just describing a regular streamer that uses a 2D model instead of a webcam. If we used your definition of vtuber then people would call annoying orange a vtuber as well which is fucking stupid. Words and terms have established definition to them within niche cultures for a reason.

>>102603230
>mfw I'm a murderer for fantasizing about killing the annoying guy I hate

>>102600995 (OP)
We live in a society where it is more acceptable to be a cuck than to hold women accountable

>>102604296
this but unironically. for example, every time a content creator is happy their quality drops. this is an objective fact

>>102604307
I like yuru yuri but I don't think akari is my wife
I didn't like fauna when my instinct told me something was amiss, and I definitely don't like nimi

>>102604296
Yes.

>>102603983
>every reason nimi can have for coming out with this is a negative one
This strangely sounds like cope, she's NOT angry with whomever she's with she's just really happy and made a stupid move out of sheer exuberance

>>102600995 (OP)
I want to violently kill all of these people, they don't belong here

>>102604915
I dunno anon her hubby must be pretty controlling if she invests over $10k in ASMR equipment and then just stops doing it all together out of the blue.
I wouldn't be surprised if her decision to quit hololive was purely his fault because he hated that she had to travel to Japan so many times.

>>102603994
if your desires never leave your head and noone ever knows about them and they are never recorded down in any way then they are basically not real and it doesn't count. Sexuality is a spook, thoughtcrime doesn't exist and only your actual actions in the real world really mean anything.
>Are perma virgins who've never even touched a woman heterosexual if they've never acted on it?
They are functionally not heterosexual. If you are a perma virgin until you die having never acted on it you are interchangeable with someone who was asexual. Personal 'Identity' 'I was born that way/I think it so therefore it is' isn't real. The thoughts inside your head and your own impression of yourself don't mean anything. You are not a 'good person' just because you 'know' you are a good person in your head but never do proactive morally good actions in the real world. If you are a introverted nobody who goes through life never achieving anything but 'knowing' in your head that 'I'm actually a pretty cool guy' you were not actually a pretty cool guy, you were just some nobody.

>>102605013
>if she invests over $10k in ASMR equipment and then just stops doing it all together out of the blue.
Kek I'm glad someone at least remembers this, fucking memoryholed by shartlings

>>102604915
>This strangely sounds like cope
im just a neutral observer here, im just pointing out that her husband seemed to control her image heavily to appeal to lonely men and hide himself and now she is undid that by exposing him and making herself unappealing to the exact demographic her husband curated her audience towards

i understand him wanting her to leave hololive, they were unneeded and they get way more money operating as an indie, but this was a huge miscalculation that i doubt her husband was in control of, it almost seems like nimi did it to spite her husband and force him to commit

>>102605147
Baffling take.

>>102605049
>Everything is a spook and
>You are a loser if you don't do things in the "real world"
>Implying self-proclaimed asexuals aren't the horniest people in existence
Pick a lane instead of being an armchair egoist

>>102605057
imagine her milky breasts

>>102602440
I don't get your point, she doesn't look like a real child and there is no actual children involved

>>102602237
Damn, Kenmochi fucked THAT?

Nimi won
Incels seethe
lolicon is pedophilia

Simple as

>>102604381
This.

>>102603156
i was involuntarily exposed to shit on here once and was surprised at the visceral disgust I felt, though relieved that I'm not an actual a freak

>>102605061
>$10k for equipment to give saplings JO material
the returns must have been insane

>>102605013
>>102605147
You guys are naive if you think any girl online can be completely controlled by her man. And it sounds like cope because, in a way, you think this reveal is like some sort of calculated move by this woman on her betrothed when anyone with common sense would see that she was just overwhelmed enough to post it online like any other attention-starved woman who forgot this will have an effect to her bottomline. No spite or rebellion--there was NEVER a gun to her head. This is just Fauna/Nimi whatever the fuck trying to have her cake and eat it too.

>>102604381
Yeah it's the "Women-are-wonderful" effect in action

>>102601358
>mfw i'm not human

>>102605147
>>102605013
if she was being controlled, she would have never announced the marriage and trying for a baby
especially not as a throwaway tweet either