Thread 102612250

HAPPY BIRTHDAY SHONDO!

>who?
If you aren't aware, Fallenshadow is the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet and enjoys the company of her husbands very much! Please treat her well.

>links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/fallenshadow
ASMR Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadow
VOD Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowtwitch
Clips Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@fallenshadowclips
Ribbon Cage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWMyb4vKRU0
You Are My Sunshine (Cover): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vX_vx_p_Yfc
Twitter: https://twitter.com/fallenshadow_YT
Alt Twitter: https://twitter.com/goodgirlshadow
Otis Twitter: https://twitter.com/managerotis

Schedule: https://x.com/fallenshadow_YT/status/1947401969263419485

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>>102612250 (OP)
Happy bday shondurs!

happy birthday!
https://files.catbox.moe/dcb5zl.png

John Vtuber kinda cute

in a nonderogatory way of course...

vivi is the worst person in existence

>>102612341
cutie patootie

vivi specifically mentioning she was going to make 9/11 jokes shows how hateful she is

am i a manly man if i got a little teary eyed listening to the You Are My Sunshine cover while imagining a white summer dress wife singing it to me?

>>102612371
You're the worst

am i a manly man if i got teary eyed listening to the You Are My Sunshine cover while imagining shadowmama singing it to my wife?

>>102612371
what did she say?

>>102612312
Creaming that pussy till my next my birthday

inis dead again lol

>>102612711
You can't cry until after her birthday. Shondo said so.

>>102612312
crunch

>>102612615
it's been over 22.3 years, it's ok now
even Americans make 9/11 jokes now

>>102612711
>shadowmama
Real man cry over her mom

>like a good boy
channeling her inner sho

>>102612711
I didn't cry myself, but it was pretty sweet

>>102612250 (OP)
I wish Oli was here too. Not a full barbie collab without her.

>>102612989
shadowmama's situation was tragic, she wouldn't be dead if not for that social worker's screwup

>>102612989
shadowmama is her mom

>>102612371
Yeah, I don't like her at all either, she's fucking gross.
https://x.com/streachybear/status/1934670963008049650
Retweeting shit like this

i do kinda hate how the song got rotted with the Lebron memes. its genuinely a very sweet and heart warming song in that rare melancholic way, like holding hope in a dire world.
its not ruined but just a little point of dislike i have.

Vivi is Shondo's degenerate older sister. Bee nise.

>>102612989
were there any news on her suing the fuck out of the dumbass doctors that fucked her over? surely its some medical malpractice or something.

>>102613100
She likes futanari, so what

>straight up just showing up on other people's stream with her model even after graduating
Okay, maybe Kitanya isn't joining Hololive...

>>102613125
That's an unfortunate side effect of meme culture.

>>102613189
iirc she will have a hearing about this matter in a few months.

>>102612949
the jokes are fine but mentioning your going to make the jokes is kinda weird

>>102613225
I figured it wasn't Holo purely by the difference in reactions they had to Tanya's graduation compared to Soya's. They were devastated when they found out because they knew the NDAs would get in the way of them interacting. Meanwhile they were straight up joking about Tanya's graduation.

>>102613289
i hope she wins a ton of money and the doctor goes homeless :)

>>102613385
extremely unlikely. most likely it will a bitter experience for her and nothing else.

>>102613385
At most they'll reach a settlement where they pay Shondo for damages (likely the cost of the funeral). There isn't enough evidence for malpractice because she was technically passed the evaluation to leave so the doctor's job won't be affected.

>what else can survive a nuclear blast aside cockroaches?
>picrel
Based wife

>>102613716
real
*** attempting to profit off the drama like 30 minutes Mouse's announcement that her charity got scammed and she wasn't paid for months was disgusting

What did she mean by this?

>>102614278
This was the most Shondo response possible

>>102614278
she is signaling what she wants as a birthday gift, duh.

Shibes... She is not being subtle anymore

>>102614332
Thank god I already booked my flight for Vexpo

This was completely unfair to Inis. Everyone knows Germans aren't funny.

SHES THE RAPE KING

"i'm the rape king!"

>>102614452
And Oli isn't in the Collab to blame the estrogen critical mass

>>102614627
Sorry forgot the pic

>>102614691
shondo is begging for my dickson

>>102613225
>>102613379
It's almost certainly Phase. If not some brand new corpo with major backing but that would be impossible to predict, very small chance it's holo just because Tanya can't do it health wise

is this another birthday ban

>>102615181
banned for being drunk lmao

I see Inis is in touch with her roots

what did the german bird mean by this?

so many nimi mentions

>>102615955
It's Shondo's way to cope with the announcement. She's RAGEY on the inside.

I wonder why she's so supportive of Nimi? Oh I have no idea what it could be!

>>102616151
the same reason she played the song with his name in it perhaps?

She is merciless today... Good!

>>102616151
She's her friend?

>>102616052
yeah makes sense honestly

>>102616151
If you aren't supportive of her you have no business watching vtubers

Happy birthday Shondopolis!! ^_^

The way kitanya rolls her r's tell me she is a pajeet. I don't care what you say, fine she lives in africa, just a south african jeetess

>>102616416
8yo girls arent hot, theyre cute! ^_^

>>102616707
There was a separate racial category for Indian immigrants in South Africa, but no, she's done handcams and is actually a white Afrikaner

Shon wants the collab to end but Inis wont let it lmao

>>102616895
inis is based soulsfag

poor inis

why does she keep an Otis if he's such a fat ugly oily fuck

>>102617372
retarder

Somnium talking about 4chan drama in pisscord again

syadouWiggly

How’s Shondopolis doing rn?? ^_^

freep shut the fuck up and go back to seething on twitter with umbrella you massive faggot

>>102617799
say it in dick sword lil gup

>>102617799
stop being fricking unbecoming ^__^

i wish shadowmama was here to see her figure

grifting girlfriend of a "cat" whore while "appealing" to her audience by saying all other western vtubers are whores to grift more money

lot more projects

time for huge annoying essays

>>102617799
Nah he's kinda right, It's just Somnium (out of everyone) who got to screen people

ResidentSleeper

>>102618740
and what? post the link publicly and have the shitters here have at it?

she says that you guys are putting pussy on the pedestal

Fricking unbecomium >_<

>>102618740
i did actually tell certain people i wouldn't mind if they shared it with trustworthy people. stop crying because i didn't manage to get it out to every single person privately over a single weekend with discord flagging my shit. i'm just hoping this is antis being bad actors and some of you aren't actually this dense and pathetic to not understand why it was done this way

sad that literally any other community could just pin the link in the discord

fuck this closed up and toxic community
im leaving

>>102612341
Wait a second she looks like someone who is supposed to be dead.

>>102618924
>avatarfags
>spews custard no one reads
>shondo dislikes
must be tubby ^_^

>>102618740
>noncium when he realizes nobody likes his child molesting ass and has to '''host''' (leech) the event just to stay relevant
lmao irl

Someone else will be organizing it next year ^_^

>>102618950
it's not like it's hard to remove the 2 blatant anti entries if its shared in the discord too

>>102614877
People were saying kitanya and nina would join phase back in 2022. Would phase really PHASE IN another generation of invaders/nepohires, right after the previous one?

>>102618950
It would be nice if the community wasn't full of antis behind the scenes

>>102619056
2022 they were actually small enough, now it'd just be stupid

she hates it

>>102618924
You can filter it, and lock it eventually. I think you're full of shit but it can't be much shit because of how short you are.

>>102618924
>i
haha why would you admit to being /here/ you probably moonlight as a cuckposter

>>102619056
Nina was negotiating with Phase and it broke down.

Wrote to the mods about Somnium
>calling other fans slurs and being rude and confrontational
>hazing newfags despite Shondo asking people not to
>bringing 4chan drama into the server constantly
>making sex jokes about fucking Shondo
>purposely leaving certain people out of the kudoboard and then gloating about it and antagonizing them
They'll "look into it"

>>102619051
>>102619181
are you fucking stupid? we just had a faggot camping here spamming dox. how would i be meant to deal with that if it got raided while i was busy? i'm not even going to entertain you dumb fucks. i hope you get missed out on for the next one too
>>102619226
go back newfag

>>102615439
I thought she was a volgagerman who was born in Russia in 1998.

>>102619269
in the discord? lol irl

>>102619254
Mods are gay and love his gay butthole

all of you are faggots
it was really that hard to just dm me?

>>102619108
Technially clio, mari and sleepy all benefited a lot from joining phase as it grows larger. The real question is how many phasenatics and barbieboys have crossover, how many Pippa fans are also Shondo fans due to the crosspollination back in 2022.

>>102619312
the second it was in the discord earlier one of you posted it here, retard

>>102616565
I took a big shit today. Congratulate me or you're not supportive of vtubers.

>>102616815
She's a high caste Pathan Zoroastrian whose ancestors came from india, like Freddy Mercury, obviously.

i hate you all faggots

>>102619269
this is why you're on the verge of being banned, someone had an issue and you last out in angry manlet rage.

>>102619385
wow you are much worse than you think at spotting tuffnar

>>102619343
Stop posting about yourself, she's been like that the entire time reading

>>102619343
yeah it was terrible

>it's depressing to not be a whore
HAHAHAHAHAHA

she cares about being railed?

alright she's starting to lose it, end the stream.

its fine thread reading shondo, you can marry me irl

>>102619756
she wants to be CONQUERED is this not obvious by now?

uh oh menhera melty

did she skip one after sevens on accident?

she wants it

It is so over.

>I just want to know how it feels to be in love
OOOOOOF

Jesus christ, end the stream and delete the vod already

Ouch

FUCKING DUMB WHORE LAYNA

just dm me * i will make you feel loved

Posting this here because I know this thread will be searched for in the archives for the rest of the year.
Yeah, she really did say that. She really did say
THE GAME

Layna collab soon

>Your love isn't unrequited, it's just different
Death

>>102619963
what did she say

vroom vroom

>>102620063
she fucking raided in the middle of her talking and derailed it.

you can do more by showing me them shontoes shondo
freakycat.mp4

Listening to this without being able to say anything has me like currently.

>>102620131
damnit dumb bitch

Meet and greets are speeddating confirmed

>>102619269
noncium biting every bait and getting raped
must be a day ending in y
you're such a retarded cuck lmao, genuine 70iq

I will win.

>>102619065
im not any anti but still got fucking chair
i don't care anymore, fuck you all faggots, stalkers, pedophiles and groomers

oh no she's getting sad

>>102620334
all me

>>102620406
you are
>faggot stalker pedophile groomer
???

She has a boyfriend named Michael and you're all delusional

all i'm saying is that if you thought the rrat rrace wasn't real then you were wrong
now that the biggest indie came out as married and her numbers won't budge and retroactively prove that all holo talents are normies vtubers everywhere will be shacking up and being open

I want her to do what she wants but I'm worried she will leave us or stop caring :(

>>102620526
I'd beat him

>>102620438
Gary. You are Gary.

>>102620553
the rat race is not for you nor anyone that knows the name fallenshadow

That time spent outside streaming? me

>>102620553
that disproves the rat race, it proves the viewers are just sad cucks who never had a chance at all

after i marry * irl i will allow fallenshadow to perform 2-3 streams a week, maybe 4 as a treat

>>102620606
Leave Michael to me

>>102620623
;)

hey gun dude i already forgot your name but i know you're not so bad just a tad autistic
please understand what she was saying and don't make the anti jump

>>102620196
I know I wouldn't have been DM'd it and I'm not upset at Somn about being banned but I would've loved to have been able to say some nice words to her.

>opens dewds submission
>super happy
c: custard incoming

>>102620895
no one cares after the devastating information of the past 20 minutes

It has always been simple: just win.

>>102620621
nope! no one is me! ^_^

faggot who called her a whore over and over again got this link, but I didn't?
fuck you all

>>102621246
sorry niggabob u lost

its a groomboard if you didnt get on it you're winning

i bet you all jerk each other on this p5w server faggots

A new whale appears

oilerbaiting

LMAO she got bored of the essays so plugpulled

>>102621596
Understandable, they were simpy boring and gay

>No "I love you tools
Tonight is harrowing

>>102622163
of course, it is "different"

>>102622491
Did you even look at the schedule

rate the stream

Please rate the stream.

I cannot believe I was stupid enough to nearly fuck an escort today instead of spending time with the love of my life and commisserating over our virginities together. Freak urges are scary.

>no I love you
she's going to bed with the birthday rat

>>102622696
>>102622694
9/10 fun birthday time

>>102622696
10/10 love me wife shes so cute

she seems overwhelmed by the love and support but she deserves it

grifter

>>102622539
Sorry I forgot about the entry that said "Get birthday sexed by Gigachad for 24 hours while my incel fans cry and cope"

>>102622721
did both of you spend your time watching shondo?

Not a single one of you has enough hate in your heart to turn me against my imouto

>>102622694
>>102622696
10/10 stream. I had a ton of fun. Loved the announcements and the Barbie collab was hilarious. She drank a lot but she was reshonsbile. 10/10 wife like usual. Hope she enjoys her rest.

>>102622696
sitting on chair and listening to others wishes
0/10 everything
fuck you all

>>102622694
shondo cute, barbies are still fucking whores that can't read the room

>>102622750
She seems revolted if anything

>>102622839
I asked to reschedule and expected her to pocket my deposit then ghost me. Turns out she looked into Shondo after my cosplay request and knew it was her birthday. She was happy about my choice and almost sounded guilty about our original timing.

>>102622939
Based escort

>>102622696
>>102622694
8/10 cuteggvmwp

DICKS DICKS AND PENIS PLEASE LAUGH GUISE

>>102622939
Bro marry her asap
She sounds more conscientious of you than shondo ever has, and has taken half the dick

>>102622939
sweet of her desu

>>102623071
Uho oh troon melty

>>102623071
>people still defend the cock sucking whore clique
shondo needs to distance herself asap

>>102623071
nah, inis was cooking

Catalog is going to have a field day with Shondo's nimi answers for jackbox.

>>102623324
Yeah because you're going to spam the same 3 screenshots for the rest of the month

>>102623071
have you not played jackbox before?

>>102623074
>Bro marry her asap
>marry an escort
lol
I have been thinking about how cool us becoming friends would be but that's just begging to have a "falls in love with an escort and goes broke" arc.
I would like to continue thinking of her as a very patient dance teacher that is willing to teach a dude with no legs.

>>102623138
Shondo was the sluttiest answer. Cope.

i'm glad she had fun. I'm also glad it didn't end with the damn internet cutting out.

https://x.com/shondostats/status/1948190077152092391

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>>102623654
Thanks gary

>>102623720
You're welcome JohnDewdHole ^____^

>>102623654
how the fuck im on the same place again? i rarely used chat today and i was doing plenty other stuff

stats are anti behavior

i will save her and make her understand love

>>102623944
she's getting it rn

I knew I should have sent flowers.

No pressure Shondo but if you cheat on me, I'm slitting my wrists and killing myself with a double barrel shotgun in a crowded public space. Traumatizing hundreds

>>102624467
proof?

>>102624615
they would laugh at the dead incel and pee on your corpse

>>102624615
this tbjh== desu

>>102624843
tb honest forgot about that filter

>>102624667
Really? Well not that anon but I'm gonna go do that! Killing myself now shondo goodbye!

*pretends to kill self*

>>102624615
show cock and do a flip

>>102624615
im almost 40, destroyed by meds, drugs and alcohol
i should have almost aduld kids in my age but i preffer to simp to an ethot and fit into community im centairly not fitting in
i don't need her to cheat on me to kill myself
i will do this anyway, sooner or later

>>102625416
Stop farming brainworms fag

>goes for a 'lie down'
>actually just goes to hang out with other men while on invisible

>>102625638
why do you use American date format, it's complete nonsense and it's unnecessarily confusing.

>>102623537
>very patient dance teacher that is willing to teach a dude with no legs.

You don't cheat on your wife with dance teachers, retard.

>>102625638
>not in the sub channel

>>102625747
It's only confusing if you're retarded and can't pick up on context clues. What would the 20th month be, headass?

>>102625747
lot of americans love this silly british girl

>>102626600
there is also stuff like 02/03/2005, dummy

seriously, Americans waste billions of dollars every year because they don't want to let go of regressive standards.

>>102626686
then you should switch to yyyy-mm-dd format.

>>102626546
no way this is fucking real right?

____ the shabbage

>>102613598
If they're lucky enough to get a judge worth their salt it will be ruled malpractice because the evaluation alone shouldn't be the only evidence considered, the facts she had attempted suicide once recently, hadn't had enough time for her meds to fully regulate her, and those closest to her strongly advised against it (both her family and hospital staff) were disregarded. Unfortunately this will still just mean a payout and the person responsible getting a slap on the wrist.

>>102626694
Those situations aren't common enough to have a melty. Do you complain about analog clocks not making it clear whether it's 6am or pm?
You fuckin Europoors always go for the lowest hanging fruit
>muh measurement standards
>muh obesity
>muh guns
You all suck shit and should quit. Nobody is as good at mocking Americans as Americans.

>>102630555
t. fat fuck

A payout is the best possible outcome, punishing the doctor in some other way doesn't help anyone. Being stripped of his license would make people (me too desu) feel better, but he's probably a newfag to the field, and certainly got malpractice insurance right after graduating to cover newfag errors like this, and is working in bumblefuck nowhere likely as one of the only 5 cancer "specialists." I pray the payout is enough to set all of Shadowmama's kids up at least through university and that the guilt turns Dr. Dipshit into John ListenToTheFuckingFamily, MD

>>102630802
>punishing the doctor in some other way doesn't help anyone
Fear of punishment is how standards are maintained. This happened exactly because the NHS lacks accountability.

>>102630776
I fucking wish bro. I need to put on an insane amount of pounds over the next month before I meet Straitjacket Shondo in person or she'll get The Ick.

>>102630952
>Fear of punishment is how standards are maintained

This doesn't really hold up under scrutiny, people just enjoy seeing retribution and say things that sound valid on the surface as post-hoc justification. I don't say this to talk down on you. Just because I'm aware doesn't mean I'm immune, I would like to waterboard this fucker. It's not a useful emotion to be guided by though.

>>102631096
No it definitely holds up under scrutiny. You can literally see it happening in real-time over the past twenty years where each year the police get more lax and sentencing gets more lenient and crime increases as a result. It is one of the most basic principles of how civilisations function. It's why those who are above the law so often break it.

>>102631492
Maybe it is different in your country but in mine, across various regions, having enough police, judges, lawyers, etc, to actually move judgment of crimes along has been a far bigger factor in crime rates. Strict sentencing doesn't matter if it takes forever for them to actually land, it's theatrical justice. The limited 'justice capital' for lack of a better term then becomes very biased about what cases they'll actually want to see through to the fullest extent, and try to cut deals on the others to speed things up. Those who are above the law achieve that position because they can afford to slow things down even further until their opponents go bankrupt and give up, or they can just influence the priorities/allegiances of the justice capital directly.

>>102631838
if you don't think people still stop littering if there's a completely disproportionately harsh punishment for it, like the death penalty, you're silly

>>102632555
You're still letting your revenge stiffy cloud judgment. Severe public humiliation would be enough. I've no idea why most of the west moved away from that before abolishing executions, it's far more effective.

>>102623324
but they were Tanya

>>102632654
nah, it's far far more effective to execute these people and get them out of the gene pool. we don't kill nearly enough people

If every bad person were executed at their first minor offense then Shonegg would have never been fertilized and our lives would be hell. Even the lowest man may have a cute girl somewhere inside of him.

>>102631838
All that shows is the lack of punishment (the reason for the punishment lacking is irrelevant, only that it's lacking) for lawbreaking leads to an increase in lawbreaking, which is exactly my point.
>>102632654
Severe public humiliation is a punishment.

>>102633937
Making punishments stricter on paper is not equivalent to empowering the judicial system to dole out punishments. It's creating a boogieman

Public humiliation is a punishment less disproportionately harsh than the death penalty, which it was being directly compared to there. I never said implied I was against punishment altogether.
The fact that I had to explain this convinced me that you just want a quick 'gotcha' victory moment. Sure, take it, I concede and am going to sleep.

>>102634256
My very point from the beginning has been that a lack of punishment leads to lawbreaking. I never said punishments need to be made harsher (that came later in the conversation when some other guy jumped in), I simply said they need to be enforced. If you could comprehend basic English you'd have understood that from the beginning rather than going on some unrelated tirade. Don't wake up you illiterate fucking nigger.

>>102634655
Calm down S.

Send me on your favorite ASMR vods, feeling down rn.

>skip past the shabbage
>sudden tirade
good marriage candidates

shondo is mistaking wanting to be touched with love again

>>102628202
love

>>102635201
I don't have any specific ASMR but I hope you feel better shogga

I love shondo so much I can't stop thinking about her, I hope she is okay

>>102634256
Humiliation only works in high trust societies, of which there are basically none left in the world because of skyrocketing crime rates (which correlates to mass immigration, but whether there's a causal link I'll leave up to you ;)). It's such a silly thing to even consider. Not to mention their offspring will still commit crimes at least once themselves before undergoing the same humiliation ritual or whatever, and that's the best case scenario. Capital punishment is just much better, both short-term and long-term, and should be used liberally. Lee Kuan Yew had the right idea basically.

idk what your on about but Shondo is cute i guess. LC is way cuter though ^_^

shondo is a wonderful girl <3

>>102636726
>Humiliation only works in high trust societies
it doesn't work in any society how the fuck do you expect anyone to trust society by forcing all interaction into a punishment

>>102636906
This is the blackest comment I've ever read in my life. Not every person is a criminal. Shocking, I know.

>>102636390
Thanks and just with time

>>102637009
i don't know what you think you read so I'll try again. humiliation doesn't work on the person being punished because it takes away any incentive to contribute to the group that's humiliating them. "high trust" doesn't matter, it reduces collective trust because everyone is trying to avoid being part of the out group

buddies, have you ever considered that yall might be pedophiles in denial >_<

one of the main criticisms of communism is that it turns people against each other similar to humiliation rituals against "criminals" (which is anyone the group in power dislikes)

>>102637480
have you ever considered you're a rapist in denial?

>>102637538
buddy, i havent raped anyone!

>>102637633
very suspicious

people are retarded if they treat cunny art the same as going out trying to rape

>>102637397
You're just agreeing with me that humiliation doesn't work...

>>102637827
yeah i was never disagreeing with you that's why it was weird you said it was a black comment

>>102637989
I think this general normally doomposts and twists her words too much about everything but I will say that her repeatedly bringing up how much she wants an irl relationship now is extremely off-putting and a giant glowing red flag to anyone that still takes the relationship seriously. I can't imagine how bad it would feel if I was still invested like I was in 2022 and had to sit there and hold my tongue as she bemoans not getting fucked and betraying her promises.

>>102637661
>>102637703
your just jealous im based as frick and you arent ^_^

>>102638362
you hate the thought of anyone enjoying some nice tight cunny. not very based

>>102638393
what do you mean mister? yeah i dont like little girls getting violated

>>102638335
I just wish she'd never drink again, always results in shit

>>102638410
you don't want to break a nice little bitch? tear her open? piss on her after? and then she comes back for more? it's the best you are just a karen

>>102638469
Erm no. >_< little girls should be treated with utmost respect and be highly valued ^_^

stupid little bitches crying as you fuck them oh man so hot

>>102637108
Molly is a nise artist

i know you just want all the cunny for yourself so you're ragebaiting

>>102638566
buddy… how the frick is it rage bait?? if i wanted to ragebait id say theres like a fricking ton of 9yo girls in my basement. but i DONT want to do that cuz thats horrible and not true! >_<

like those australian karens that got steam to take down games. you're angry that people enjoy things you don't you spend your entire life being a karen

>>102638335
just be in a real relationship with her? just win lol its that easy

>>102638714
real relationships are gay just fuck lolis until you die

>>102638714
lol you think anyone /here/ can attract a woman at all let alone someone with as high standards as her

>>102638755
or have a real relationship with a real loli ^__^

her saying "I just want to know how it feels to be in love" while reading a birthday card from her "husbands" was nasty work lol, hilarious stuff

>>102638840 (twasnt me)

>>102638834
lol irl i have faith in at least one of yall managing it as well ^_^

>>102638840
real lolis are gross and they could still get pregnant. are you religious and think that's a good thing?

>>102638878
?? no. just dont frick them. you can still be in a relationship with them buddy. just be careful cuz everyone’s situation is different

>>102638920
you might as well fuck them. people will treat you like you are no matter what.

>>102638860
I don't even know how her remaining gachikoi deal with that cognitive dissonance.

>>102638936
????? dude what sad world do you live in. a good relationship with anyone is possible

I love her!

>>102638992
yeah but people gossip so much you'd be treated like a criminal. shitty people envy good relationships so they try to ruin them any chance they get

>>102639042
YEAH I CAN SEE THAT CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, SHONDO FRICKING DID THAT TO ME.
for other reasons though

>>102638983
Delusions and clinging to past statements she has since disavowed

>>102639084
shondo cockblocks you too?

>>102639120
i never had a thing for shondo dude

>>102639155
then why

>>102639187
why what?

>>102639107
like she said it's painful that she hasn't been stretched (canonically) at this point it's tick tock tick tock lol

>>102639204
>for other reasons though

>>102639245
oh cuz im a nuisance to her ^_^

>>102639260
why? because you dox her fans?

>>102638335
when she says she's "settling" for us it's annoying because this relationship with her is exactly what I want
but it doesn't seem like it's what she wants at all

I'd start worrying when she stops mentioning wanting to know how it feels to be in love

>>102639286
nope thats not the reason. i didnt dox anyone other than reveal i used to know someone else.

>>102639356
>this relationship with her is exactly what I want
really? maybe shondo as a mistress but not as the only relationship.

>>102639364
>nope thats not the reason
don't want to brag about being a karen?

>>102639356
dunno who'd agree, a one on one relationship where there's mutual attraction and you can actually have sex would be better in every way.

>>102639492
i agree ^_^

>>102639360
That's past the time to worry, that's the time to leave because it's truly over
We're still in the "uwu I'm a quirky femcel" arc, after the husband arc, and the degradation means the time to worry is now

>>102639492
only if the relationship isn't public because if it is you'll get more retards like the guy that only wants to annoy shondo

>>102638834
>you think anyone /here/ can attract a woman
yeah me

>>102630555
if they are low hanging fruits, why do Americans struggle so much with these issues?

>>102639803
Gary can attract people

>>102639881
^_^ yup! you can too if you study the Bible!

unironic pro tip from me if you wanna attract girls.
do what YOU think is cool! ^_^/
example: yo-yoing. i think its fricking pretty dang cool. everyone knows what it is but its impressive when you do it well.
also another pro tip: dont let on how much you like anime early to someone (at least in my experience)

>>102640082
Don’t lust after your girlfriends 14yo cousins ^__^

>>102640262
true! pro tip: dont do that cuz in most cases your gf, her family and my own family would disown you.

can i keep the 14yo cousin?

no

not even platonically?

>>102640604
i certainly cant keep her platonically >_< i dont even know what she thinks of me now. ive pretty much let it go though.

pray you dont become plagued with the same “infatuated by blonde pretty little girls” thing like i have >_<