>cuck your oshi
That would imply your oshi wanted you in the first place

>>102619424
no you see once you're taken they do

>>102619482
Why would they?

Okay fine.

...So who am I supposed to marry?

>>102619424
>That would imply your oshi wanted you in the first place
If your oshi is a 1view or 2view this unironically possible

>>102619658
Sure, but most people here have a corpo oshi.

>>102619502
Whenever someone posts about it in a super chat they get jealous. Have you never seen this?

Cuck your oshi by loving yourself over her.

>>102619502
i dont make the rules nigga
they're women

>>102618077 (OP)
>just get married. cuck your oshi
Read the following in Nimi's voice
>"You're getting married? Ohmigosh congratulaaaations! That's so exciiiiting! *goes on a tangent about something else and never mentions it again.*"
She wouldn't care.

>>102618077 (OP)
Shouldn't you steal their lover to cuck them?

>>102618077 (OP)
She
Doesn't
Even
Know
You
Exist

>>102619502
That's how women work. If you're single they don't give a shit about you, but get a girlfriend and they'll line up to take you away.

>>102620058
You don't talk to many women, do you?

>>102619424
fpbp

>>102620076
>t. simp

>>102620076
retard

>>102618077 (OP)
I'd get married but I women don't like me.

>>102619687
It's just a bit. You don't watch Shion and Laplus complain about riajuu and believe it, do you?

>>102620076
Women are the last people to talk to if you want to understand women. There have been studies where girls were asked to rate the attractiveness of men and women find men more attractive if they're sexually experienced, currently in a relationship or literally just standing next to a woman. Women don't like virgins, even virgin women don't want to date a virgin. Women are herd animals and extremely socially sensitive, and the best way (in their minds) to determine whether a man is a good mate or not is by looking at them actually being a good mate. If a man's single, that must mean there's something wrong with him, but if other women like him, then surely he must be doing something right. Comedians have been making jokes about this for decades, but studies prove it time and time again.

>>102620058
This is true
>>102620076
THIS GUY ACTUALLY DOESNT INTERACT WITH WOMEN

>>102620058
>>102621175
>anon its easy to get a gf, step one: get a gf

>>102619524
Gay marriage is legal, go find your anon soulmate

Can we start a HWNDU style operation to sodomize nimi’s husband

>>102620076
Nobody on here does because they don't even consider them human, but they're all convinced they're experts on them

>>102622281
sadly it do be like that

>>102622281
now you get it

>>102620076
I have a friend RIGHT NOW, married with a child, and he’s got more girls trying to get in his pants than when he was single.
Women are fucking monkeys. They see a married guy as valuable because a female deemed him good enough to breed with and marry.

>>102623190
>>102623237
Its over...

it's time to stop letting your life revolve around vain and petty women. it's your life, not theirs. you will never find happiness in them, they will only take it from you. find happiness in yourself.

>>102618077 (OP)
Cuck your oshi by moving on to do better things and not giving them money

>>102619966
sdekye

>>102618077 (OP)
I killed all sea animals. Her degree is useless.

>>102620076
There's no hope for you if you don't know this simple rule

>>102618077 (OP)
we wouldn't be here if that were possible

>>102619658
sad cope, any woman is 1 tinder message away from marrying a chad if she wanted to

>>102619424
kek

>>102620076
t. falseflagging woman

>>102636336
Chad smashes and dashes

>>102618077 (OP)
getting married is the biggest cuckening to exist in the "civilized" world

>>102625209
based

>>102638491
well, it's only gonna get better

>>102639189
that's the biggest model downgrade i've seen

>>102619916
this. if saplings had any balls they would fuck her future husband right in front of her until he is reduced to a quivering moaning mess