Thread 102641627

▼ Phase Connect Links
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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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▼ Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼ Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼ Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

Previous Thread: >>102634796

OMG Hi

WTF, (you) let the thread die for one hour?

The fuck took you so damn long?

>>102641680
i was at the gym, i cant phone bake, what's your excuse?

>>102641654
I wanted it to be dead for longer

i had saved the himethighs fleshpost some time ago thinking i could image search it later to find the alt again but i cant. Pls help an anon out

>>102641846
Thank you Jelly for inspiring me to groom a vtuber. People like you are the reason it can happen.

>>102641894
It's in the palm of your hands anon

>>102641913
but i still cant find it

>>102641901
im sure shes proud of you anon

>>102641934
use the archive retardo

>>102641952
Who gives a shit? All any of these whores do is cause anguish. Just lock one down and get yours. Glad everyone that can't or pretends they can't relate is so well adjusted. Rev did it you can too.

Phaser for this feel?

>>102641953
she deleted it didnt she

I should learn to bake

>>102642031
Let it die.

Hag sex

>>102642031
i suggest starting with microwave cupcakes

>>102641627 (OP)
This Tenma looks weird, but I still would

Clio streams are amazing as background ambience.

>>102642030
warosu retard

>>102642135
>t.5000 smart fridges

Jelly come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Jelly come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can't live without you

White Hime

>>102642204
no

>>102642204
Nah

>>102642204
Hime is the whitest Asian I've ever seen

>>102641627 (OP)
Great. Just great. I was trying to stop jacking off to gyarus and you just had to use this dangerous image for the OP. I hope you're proud. The semen is on your hands, anon.

>>102642167
>Chat I'm such a femcel
It will be a grand laugh.

gyaru women owe me sex

>>102642204
She is on a ship. Is this a cosplay cruise.

>>102642018
That's literally me, lol

Just popping in to say GYARU TENMA SEXOOOOO
SEEXXXOOO
I approve, she should do it again

>>102642296
Real and true

>>102642287
You niggas need to have more faith in Jelly

>>102642267
proof?

>>102642204
Disappointing, I need dani to cosplay hime, she is literally perfect. Also has the ass to match an anal queen like hime.

>>102642295
I can see your vagina

>>102641627 (OP)
i think Tenma should post her tan lines as proof

>>102642295
proof?

>>102642340
There's another fine lady with a gender neutral name that I have my eyes on. Her model is very cute.

Why does everyone love Remi yet hate literally every other phase girl

>>102642295
No it's not

>>102642154
>you cant search by image
>i changed the filename...

sex with Gyaru Tenma

>>102642382
?? What im talking about the mint cosplayer that was with cumbun. I would gladly support fish using my superchat money to hire her for hime and ember cosplays.

Gumbun do Hime next

>>102642204
This girl is so hot.

>>102642472
It's just me bragging about how attractive who I'm thinkings is and I wish I could have her. Sorry about that.

>>102642204
Is that a man? The face is pretty long, the base of the neck is a bit thick, shoulders are even height, overall less fat for average female body.
I could be wrong due to angle, light, post, and spending too much time on /v/.
Not that she isn't beautiful by any means.

>>102642328
Sorry recent events have completely cored out my faith in vtubers acting honorably.
If someone else can date or marry one so can I and that means they are also open for anyone else including fans or producers or managers or coworkers.
Vtubing is just another dating app.

>>102642582
If you meet all (some?) of these:
Donate enough
Membership highest tier
Make her laugh
Contribute services like art creation
Become one of her mods
Whatever else

>>102642582
>Vtubing is just another dating app.
Lumi sure treats it as one. Make sure you make your pfp your IRL face and pose with your shirt off on your account profile, and definitely don't forget to tell her you have a horse breeding ranch and save babies from burning buildings daily.

>>102642681
Is he still around?

Also, choose a name that isn't cringe and that will actually make her interested. By the way, how much is too much to change your name?

Hag sex

>>102642693
Morning sunbro

>>102642056
>>102642811
This is getting out of hand, now there are two of them!

BMAF

>when she makes every stream feel like a competition for her attention and affection
You know not every vtuber does this, right? There are vtubers out there who make streams feel like coop PvE instead of chat PvP.

>>102641627 (OP)
Why is this fox so smug?

>>102641627 (OP)
fucking little slut

I like Eimi she's my favorite in all of phase

>>102642485
I don't want a flabby flip with pancake tits cosplaying Hime

Send this to pippa

that cogwheel on temna's stream deceived me, i clicked it

If you think about it vtubers are kind of like virtual prostitutes

>>102643010
Retard

>>102642986
Why does it always look like everything in america is made out of cardboard

>>102643038
more akin to a cabaret girl because they wont fuck you at least not in the regular job description.

>>102643065
Most trailers all over the world are in fact made of plywood or worse. Otherwise they'd be heavy and use up towing capacity that could be used on stuff inside them.

>>102643038
>>102643089
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flapper

>>102643110
it's plastics for ages now + polyurethane foam for insulation. You can live at -30 in certain models like in a house.

Pico

RAPE

>>102643038
https://youtu.be/0Zkfm9ydJxc?t=612

>>102643065
The only place with worse houses than America is Australia, because at least American cardboard houses put a layer of asbestos between the walls to insulate from the heat and cold. The Australians just rawdog it without any insulation at all.

>>102643089
It's a digital hostess club

>>102643194
Nonononono

>>102642667
If you do this you're automatically lumped into their minds as "my simps" and excluded from the realistic irl bf pool

>>102643230
YESYESYESYESYES

>>102643194
>Rape posting again
Is this going to be a common routine? We already have this yesterday and around this time too.

>>102643252
None of those listed things are good?

>>102643228
basically the same thing i said, cabaret girls are hostess girls basically

>>102641627 (OP)
Is not fair I want to get flashed by gyaru tenma

>>102642582
People often date others through work. Work in the industry, be in adjacent field (anime, VA, etc.) and not into vTubers. Being a vTubers fan thinking you're going to date them is just like being your crush's male friend who listens to all her shit thinking she'll eventually date you. "You're like a brother to me"

>>102643270
make her laugh, that's about it
even making art is meh

>>102641846
>go on a "short break" because of "life complications"
>over a week later with zero communication
>still completely active on her alt making generic pop love songs with men
really looks good jelly.
sometimes i wish i was actually gay so i couldn't be tricked by women over and over

>>102643301
that's why I keep saying
vtubing is an idea of a woman, not an actual woman. anyone would like to date an idea, a fantasy.

Ricochet,
You take your aim
*Fire Away, Fire Away*
You shoot me down, but I stand strong, I am Titanium
You shoot me down, but I stand strong,
I am Titaniuuuuuuu
>starts headbashing

>>102643228
Then why does Hime let me kiss her on the mouth?

>>102643332
that's her main dream, she wants to make music for herself
I don't know why she refuses to make music inside phase though.

>>102643301
That's so old fashioned and out of date, imagine trying to ask a woman out at work in 2025 you'd get accused of sexual harassment and fired the same day.

>>102643340
Yeah. It's a fantasy. It's fine to be parasocial to a degree, that comes with the "hobby". But it's pure delusion to think you're going to date/fuck/marry them. Anyone in that position needs to get a grip.

I hadn't noticed, but blue bear is stepping her game by giving us four (4) violin streams this week. Amazing.

>>102643332
She was probably going to come back this week but Nimi's marriage announcement shined a huge spotlight on vtubers in relationships which keeps Jelly's boyfriend yab in people's minds. Another two weeks in the hole for Jelly.

>>102643411
That's not the case 99.9% of the time in the real world anon

>>102643367
Wake up anon, wake up. It's all passing you by.

Pico is playing Valorant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFWnI5z58Hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFWnI5z58Hs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFWnI5z58Hs

>>102642204
need to see her asshole to judge whether this is a good hime or not

>>102643444
Uh huh whatever you say boomer. I bet you think getting a new job after you get fired for asking out a co-worker is just "look them in the eye and give them a firm handshake" too.

>>102643432
holy violin slop

>>102643432
Their low-effort high reward for her. She can play that violin in her sleep and it gets her growth.

>>102643497
>growth
Her channel hasn't really grown for over half a year now

>>102643444
Most of the time you're forced to take a 3 hours mandatory training like I did.

>>102643489
Believe what you want, anon. You're the only one holding yourself back from getting a woman.

I wish my asian parents forced me to learn an instrument at a young age

>>102643523
anon..... youre ugly.....

>>102643523
What did you do anon?
>>102643534
Learn one now

>>102643572
>now
I'm 30 years too late for that.
I got bills to pay and marketable skills to learn

>>102643534
Bro, there are so many things my mother could have forced or encouraged me to do, yet literally nothing was asked. No input means no output, and to this day there's really nothing I can say about myself. You're more valuable than I will ever be.

>>102643572
>ask a woman out at work
>>102643566
Stfu bitch.

What if Jelly had no idea about anon's melty and her hiatus is over something completely unrelated?

>Lia goes into hiatus
No one cares
>Jelly goes into hiatus
The general has a melty for weeks
Why is anon so ungrateful and hypocritical?

>>102642204
Would. Not that I am some kind of Adonis...

>>102643656
Lia has been doing everything she can to get out of streaming for over 2 years now it's not really news. Everybody knows Lia resents being a vtuber.

phase members who are deliciously flat?

>>102643478
is Pico someone you'd want to marry?

Would you marry the mari?

>>102642435
I'm fantasizing about Tenma (forma de Gyaru) having the fattest ass, a bit of a belly, and being more smug than usual. And it's not leaving my brain. I need salvation.

>>102641705
nta but woah hey man congrats you went to the gym and all but let's not me mean here!

Honestly sometimes it feels like some of these women would have a lot more fun if instead of talking about bullshit and playing all those retarded vidyagames they loathe, they were sucking dicks on camera and chilling, Maybe the audience would like it more too

>>102642907
Who are you referring to?

>>102643719
The best ones, muujisan reporting in.

>>102643820
Does Tenma secretly have a brat correction fetish?

>>102643815
Why would I marry a woman who already has a boyfriend?

>>102643656
>Jelly goes into hiatus
>The general has a melty for weeks
It's just numberfag keep posting it.

>>102643983
I always feel like her thing would be something like... brat enabling? instead of correction. I don't know how to explain.

I'm worried, /pcg/. How will I send da red supa if payment processors decide vtubers are bad?

>Scrolling to look for this thread
>See like 20 bait threads about Phase talents on my way here
It's so weird to me that the catalog gets objective proof that Phase was never the problem, and in response, all they do is get madder at phase. What drives this behavior? It seems profoundly unwell.

>>102643725
Yes

>>102643815
No, I'm already old and she talks too slow it makes me feel like I'm aging x3 times faster than her. You probably get half the life experiences with her than you would a normal woman because of that speed debuff.

>>102644053
Browns believe that Phase is the secret evil doxxer organization that ruined their oshi's lives.

>>102644067
>she talks too slow
Filtered. I don't even really watch Mari.

>>102644044
You save the money and spend it on yourself instead of someone else woman.

ruhuhu

>>102643815
Boyfriend coded. But likeable.

>>102644104
The only dox I see get spread around this board anymore, without instant deletion from the jannies, is of Phase talents though

>>102643815
I am almost 40. At this point why not

>>102642411
Did you find it yet?

>>102644147
Naturally that's just righteous justice striking back at the evil doxxers using their own medicine.

Have any of you just tired being attractive? It's not that hard, just groom yourself well, work out and wear nice clothes. Maybe then you'll get a girlfriend and not spend your days endlessly here complaining about how the anime women you watch aren't still virgins at the age of 30.

>>102644309
Y'know anon, I kind of despise the fact that you're right even though I shouldn't

>watching shondo birthday stream
>talking about big corpos
>sum retard "are you saying even Phase isn't a good fit for you durrrrr"
>shondo calls him a Phase beggar there and then
>wants to keep her IP to herself

kek.
And she's right.
Anyone who sold their IP to Kevin is either a retard or doesn't intend to keep streaming for much longer.

Some people's faces are naturally ugly. Danny DeVitto for instance. He's just ugly in everything.

>>102644348
Nobody expet Yuri actually sold.

>>102644348
don't use shondo to false flag

>>102644309
tried* btw

It's crazy how Phase Connect is the last small corpo standing because of Fishman's uniquely galaxy-brained business strategy of "uhh let's make sure we're profitable BEFORE the VC money runs out." How come nobody else thought of this?

>>102642644
Was that for Rie?

>>102644405
>https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2520463948
Go to 18:00.
Shondo might like Phase tubers but doesn't like Kikevin.

>>102644309
I recently read a book about shyness & love. The problem of attractiveness was so great that the only solution the author proposed was literally eliminating random sexual procreation and implementing mass human cloning.

>>102644476
give me a music source, this kinda slaps

>>102644447
don't care go to dramagen

>>102644447
>Shondo might like Phase tubers
Bull shit she does, she only gets along with Lumi.

>>102643301
yean there has never been a single instance of groooming working before. not one

How do we help shondo graduate?

>>102644557
You cannot groom an adult. If she fucked someone that was her choice.

>>102644415
There's no vc, it's fish money from tech ventures/crypto rugpulls.

>>102643815
no, she talks too much
you would go mad after a year

>>102644529
I can see why, they have a lot in common

>>102644597
You mean any of you chads who brag about having loadsamoney in crypto could be starting a vtuber agency at any time?

>>102644568
Shondo is one of the only open pro unicorn pro virginity vtubers left. She's one of the few to keep old vtuber culture alive.

>>102644378
Danny DeVito is married to a woman taller than him and has 3 children.

Phasers that would have a fetish for gambling their bodies on rounds of dice or cards?

>>102644447
Sakana is better than Shondo.

>>102644502
Thanks, I made it.

>>102644626
I wait for btc to crash to sell cheap

>>102644639
Shondo currently has a boyfriend named Michael.

>>102642644
Wtf who was this for lol

>>102644573
I used the term because that's what everyone here calls it when someone leverages their position to fuck a vtuber

>>102644626
Phase was started with 50k most anyone could start a vtuber agency

>>102644751
How do you recruit talents though?

>>102644770
Lure a free model

>>102644770
Scam level adds on Reddit worked for phase

>>102644067
Thanks for the laugh anon.
>>102644309
Oversimplified ragebait. I dress well, workout and have manners. Yet I don't talk to women that much and there aren't any obvious avenues for me to. I have never and refuse to use dating apps. Completely forgoing the psychological aspect to why anons are here is reductive.
That said, you are right about working out, wearing nice clothes and keeping up a grooming standard.

>>102644447
I don't listen to a whore's opinion

Is opening a vtubing corpo even worth comparable to other business ventures?

>>102644751
Anon, most anyone is living paycheck to paycheck.

>>102644857
It basically lets you become a pimp but legally

>>102644738
And that's not what grooming is. The adult vtuber has full responsibility for her actions, she chose to fuck that man and you cannot absolve her of responsibility or agency by saying she was "groomed" as if she had no free will.

>>102644114
Naw I love her streams but thats where I draw the line lol.

>>102644415
it's very simple, sakana isn't trying to be holo in terms of business expansion/projects
He treats phase and guides the company how it is: a small and tiny company that's clawing its way up slowly.
That's why they still mess around in the warehouse, why a lot of concerts haven't happened, why (despite some bitching) all talents don't have 3d, why they're really upfront about the percentage they take and what happens specifically in contracts unlike the "trust me bro" model vshojo had.

Vshojo tried way too many big moves before worrying about finances and that's why they collapsed
This is why phase will be fine, and also why I believe we won't be poaching many from this fiasco except for 1 or 2 that'll possibly debut in 2-3 years.
They have to be compatible with the roster so they'll get put in the basement and they see how it works out. It'd be really dumb to poach people without care, I'm glad it looks like phase doesn't seem to be doing that.

>>102644063
How easy would it be to fumble the marriage proposal because you got the wrong rock?

>>102644931
read what I first replied to, I think you are confused

>>102644348
Shondo is too psycho to join a company. She has had some crazy meltdowns in the past.

>>102644447
Based. You can't trust the chinee.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

I had a vision for new gen
Inis
Kitanya
Nina
what do you think?

>>102645035
what is the whole basement thing? I know new hires are paid to hide for a while but what do they do?

>>102645035
What about phase-con? that seems overreaching dont you think?

>>102644447
I don't care much for shondo but the "fans" going in others chats or making tweets about joining phase are really fucking cringe. They should be laughed at and kicked out. Just speculate here retards and don't bother people about it, literally makes stuff worse for phase.

>>102645114
Clio was "in the basement" for almost 2 years. She just streamed like normal and pretended she wasn't joining Phase any time somebody asked her.

>>102644829
You can just say that you are gay anon.

>>102645106
This town’s only big enough for one Hina and Bobina is already too big

>>102645114
>they work as pseudo-managers for a while.
>they just continue doing whatever they were doing while waiting for all the necesary stuff to finish.

>>102644639
Yeah it's really brave of her to grift like that, a lot of other girls would feel bad or have too much respect for their audience

>>102644735
>>102644425
It was for Mari

>>102645133
No, I will sperg out about Phase everywhere. Because I'm a real fan.

>>102645150
???

>>102645150
We could've had Clio as Hina

>>102645117
I believe there's enough profit and personal reverse from sakana to make it succeed.
Obviously has to be a big showing, so it'll drain a lot of money. But I think some indies will be there too to support it.
A year isn't a lot of time to plan but it is time, he's been considering the idea for a long time and probably did some numbers and came to an acceptable risk level.
I'm certainly gonna be going (really hope it's not california) so i guess I'll see in person how it is.

>>102645200
>Clio using Hina's model
ok this would be funny

>>102645150
Fuck you.
I laugh so hard.

>>102645231
reserves* fucking hell iphone

>>102645106
Nina is going to join Cecilia Immergreen. Inis is too much of a bitch.

>>102645195
Oh, Nina Saotome. Yeah she’d be cool

Clio hago sexo magico

Do you think Jelly is into /ss/

>>102643656
Lia goes on hiatus every 2 weeks

>>102645477
Jelly too, but like every 2 months. Not sure why anyone cares at this point.

>>102645231
lol
lmao

>>102645545
It's gonna be in Cali isn't it...

>>102645048
Weirdest one I heard was a few cancelled streams after someone leaked a picture of her spreading her vagina.

How would (You) make Phase-con successful?

>>102645117
Don’t worry ever corner will be double cut every penny will stretched to make scuff con a reality

You'll buy the lucky boxes this year, wont you pcg?
https://x.com/brningpyre/status/1948130479724728420

>>102645585
link to shunny reveal?

>>102645617
I want the one with the clio hitler on it

I don't care if Clara is an insane communist with bpd. I like her.

>>102645661
Jokes on TVA. I have an insane liberal fetish

>>102645661
I have my Che Guevara shirt ready.

>>102645631
It was barely visible, the quality was bad.

>>102645643
>clio hitler on it
Is there such thing? I'm in not way supporting Nazi, just that anime women look so cool in military uniform.

>>102645596
Just keep it to phase, keep the con really small but have a lot of merch available if a lot show up.
It's the first year after all.

Maybe indie friends or small corpo friends of phase could help? I don't know, I just hope they pick a smart location and say way in advance the specifics so people can plan

>>102645617
>meanwhile in the Phase Connect warehouse

>>102642340
Danisaurz literally has allusions to nudes she sends out to followers and mentions videos in her posts on coomer but none of them have leaked to other porn pirating sites.
I’m so mad about that it’s unreal.

>>102645794
Clio drew herself with a mustache on the box but said It looked too much like hitler, tried to "fix" it and then it looked even more like hitler

>>102645852
Pic, pretty please.

>>102645886
Don't think there was, I just remember it being said during the warehouse stream. Hope whoever gets it posts a pic.

>>102642340
you're underestimating nameless anal, should be called limitless

>>102645617
Plot twist - It's her anus print after an IBS shart

>>102645935
>pipkun poster
>scat poster
That checks out

>>102645661
She's the best

>>102644348
Yuri was the only invader dumb enough to sell her IP outright.

>>102644639
You haven’t seen the news. She’s been openly engaging in movie nights with trannies behind her fans backs as shondo. Even get hot and bothered in the same chats as them while telling any of her fans who act similarly to fuck off and die.

>>102645617
vile

Why is Tenmas taste in men so... dark?

>>102645617
WARNING: SHIINA DOXX
DO NOT OPEN

>>102646019
>what is a tan

>>102645999
>trannies
Not even that just straight up men.

>>102645566
If you want your Con to succeed you need to do it in a big population center. Thats why all the biggest Con's for everything in the US are in California, Texas, and New York.

>>102646048
White people don't tan that dark Juan.

>>102646048
don't mind the tranny, he is projecting his fetishes on the talents again

good morning fags

>>102642018
Who?

>>102646028
That cgi and whole scene remains one of Lucas's weirdest revisions to the movies.

Which music producer fucks Jelly the best? I'm leaning towards fcj, but that could be recency bias.

Nobody answered this yet. 2nd picture. No socks while wearing shoes. Do you guys also do this?

>>102646233
Why do you spend your life cuckposting on 4chan?

>>102642018
Chromu when she phases in.

>>102646279
Women have even smaller socks that end below the ankle bulb.

>>102642018
Whichever one can simulate me inserting my penis into Chromu after I behead her boyfriend

>>102646279
I have seen people do it but wouldn't recommend it. Especially if you are wearing the shoes for a longer time then 15 minutes.

>>102645617
who the hell is Shün?

>>102646279
Chinese girls

>>102646279
Only if I have to run outside to grab something for like 5 minutes. Any longer than that and its uncomfortable and makes your feet smell bad.

>>102645966
I just dislike Shiina man, it's her fault she looks like a gross alien and talks about her dysfunctional colon to the internet

>>102646279
do you not know about ankle socks...?

>>102646330
>>102646479
I did not know about this. Never seen them in action before tbqh

>>102646479
kek

>>102646448
I don't believe you nobody posts like that unless it's a fetish

>>102646279
wait a moment... Hime... was... always sexo?

>>102646491
I like the thought of Hime's nude feet in her sneakers and sniffing them after a long day out better

>>102645596
Loki irl meet and greet. I'm bringing ny own snake

>>102643670
>>102643487
>>102642294
>>102642486

>>102646629
Boring.
>>102646716
Hot.

>>102646732
Rude.

>>102646629
look at her go

>>102646279
i don't but lumi's said that she also does that

>>102646716
schnoz

>>102646716
ass to ass with danisaurz

Will Ru phase in with Nyana?
https://youtu.be/AbC9vsTgahY

>>102646779
Sorry. I know you mean well. Unlike I.

What's the deal with vtubers and music producers?

>>102647088
Hot whore. Too bad I'm white.

>>102647204
>please god I don't want to be a vtuber anymore please let me make it big in any other industry I hate this place and I want out I'll suck your dick for a shot

>>102647204
>Excel at

LMAO

>>102647301
>post specifically for vtubers
>anon writes unrelated fanfiction
What causes this behavior

When will Phase start providing content like this?

>>102647239
Could have fooled me

>>102647502
you throw a fit about loki every time she does exactly that

>>102647502
Hime, Loki

>>102647502
Is she albino

>>102647551
I don't

>>102647502
How can women survive with such defensless bodies

Im looking for funposters to collaborate with on future shitposts!

- all shitposting styles/baits welcome
- ESL/unicorn is a huge plus, not req
- must be able to ban evade at will (no Starbucks wifi)
- good bants & doxxes is highest priority

drop links to your linkedin profile and github portfolio below :skullemoji:

>>102647551
I certainly don't, only faggots do that

>>102647204
Good lord, she barely stopped at throwing him her panties
Answer is clout, being a music star is like the ironman/Tony Stark fantasy for women, 990 percent of them started vtubing because thats like the closest they could ever be to that dream

>>102647604
They don't

>>102647502
OPPAI LOLI

>>102647502
Hopefully never.

>>102647204
Home recording is expensive. SM58, the basic bitch microphone, is $100. SM86, basic bitch whisper microphone (and the model I use), is $200. Not to mention the audio interface. Even used arturia junk is $100+.

>>102642986
You could always drive away unless it formed right on your ass.

>>102646279
My shoes are always look like this so it's physically impossible to walk in them without socks.

>>102647641
I used to call myself a funposter but /tsunX/ leaving the board left me a hollow shell of what I used to be. How I long to meme and smile again...

>>102645106
Inis would super charge cuckposters please dont phase her in it would literally be the Erina problem on steroids.

>>102647745
holy shit. Same and I always use that "spoon" to put on shoes

>>102644931
That wasn't what he meant. He is saying if you have the online rizz to connect with your oshi and a serious connection you automatically unlock the achievement title of groomer for your simple mind to understand.

>>102647745
Sharpest heel in town

>>102647745
happens to me, especially with new shoes

You guys don't actually masturbate to Hime's petite body, right?

>>102647811
I would never

>>102647811
Hime's body is obscene

>>102647811
I only like Japanese or Latina women.

>>102647641
no linkedin because i've never had a job that didn't involve digging through dumpsters but here's my twitter resume https://x.com/bvtm_tnd/status/1326355021093498880

>>102647745
You should look into gel inserts. If you can afford it, you really should see a foot doctor. They record you walking on a treadmill and go from there. I've had my current pair of (non workout) shoes for 4 years without them ripping into my heels.

>>102647685
> $200 is expensive

>>102647811
I do daily and send her tributes

>>102647789
Your foot moves inside the shoe as you walk, and the friction between it and your socks rubs off the soft lining inside.
>>102647914
I don't really mind, I just buy new ones after 2 years when they physically fall apart.

>>102647745
What kind of fucked up walking style do you Neanderthals have to wear out the heels?

>>102647641
>>102647899
Finished collecting trash to recycle for the day?

>>102648017
probably just cheap shoes, that plastic heel insert they use sucks

>>102647977
Some of the people in this very thread make less than that a week, anon. The whores (sluts, prostitutes, demons, etc) we watch on youtube, especially the divine 1 finana's, make less than even that, and only get by on living with their parents ala Pipkin "Failure to launch" Pippa.

What's your honest opinion on Shiina?

Eating one of Eimi's massive turds on a hard roll with sauteed green peppers and onions.

>>102648017
Thats what happens when you never untie your shoes and always slip them on. As a lazy mujisan I can tell you its been happening to all levels of quality shows for the past 30 years.

hime bitch
hime whore
hime dumb slut

>>102648017
My right foot is slightly larger than the left, it's physically impossible to find shoes that just fit, they're either too loose or too tight and this is the result.
>>102648201
I always use the shoe horn when putting shoes on, it doesn't help.

>>102648166
I like her, and I wish she did more handcam cooking streams. Its always been fun cooking along with her.

>>102648098
someone threw out a whole silverware set, i'm free from pagpag for a week

>+Talented artist
>+Cute
>+Solid singer

>-Fake
>-Liar
>-IBS
>-Bat shit crazy

>>102648166
I dont like it when she tries to appease the chuds.

instead of building boxforts with peoples merch sakana should
1) ship the merch
2) be planning for phasecon

>>102648205
Hime needs her cute little Chinese clam licked clean

>>102648302
Meant for>>102648166

>>102648166
She's cute but she farts too much.

Rank these Chinese women. Hime, Shiina, Uruka.

>>102648424
Hime>shiina >>>>>>>>>> galaxy sized power gap>>>>>>>>>>uruka

>>102648166
Needs to stop talking to chat as if they are retarded kids, needs so stop having fake opinions for the sake of views, needs to stop having fake reactions for the sake of views, needs to stop lying about her personal life, needs to stop lying about her boyfriend, needs to stop cucking her audience, needs to stop sheltering a cuck audience, needs to stop lying about her heath issues, needs to stop lying about future plans, needs to stop being a bitch with the other phase girls behind the curtain, needs to stop explicitly asking for money, needs to stop pity baiting, needs to stop being one of the most boring phase members, needs to stop singing the same song over and over and take singing lessons, needs to start honoring her donothon goals, needs to stop putting blame on management when she is in control of her own actions, needs graduate, needs to die.

>>102648424
Hime > Uwuga >>>>>>>>>>>>Shiina

>>102648302
>solid singer
lmao

>>102648424
Hime >>>>>>Uruka>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>dirt>shiina

>>102647468
Lumi can't go 2 streams without talking about how much she wants to graduate and get out of the industry.

>>102648480
Repetitive Complaints
Lying/Deception: 5
Faking for Views: 2
Audience Manipulation: 3
Total repetitive complaints: 10 (out of 18 total complaints)
Can you rewrite this femanon?

>>102648480
>needs to stop being a bitch with the other phase girls behind the curtain
Did a capipi write this? Are they still upset over the Monster Hunter Wilds collab?

>>102648424
Looks?

Hime >>> Shinna >>> Uruka

Musical talent?

Uruka >>> Hime >>> Shinna

Who would I want to bang?

Hime >>> Shinna >>> Uruka

Who would I want to hang out with?

Uruka hands down.

I think we should treat Shiina better

since it has been discovered that vshojo had people spreading rrats in the /vsj/ thread, which corpo pays people to shit up /pcg/ all day

>>102648424
Shiina > Hime > power gap > uruka

>>102648424
Shiina > Hime >>>>> Uruka

>>102648737
people will do gayops and schizopost for free, the money is in bribing the jannies

>>102648737
Phase staff does it for free cece just won't stop horny posting to bait me

Why do you think we have got doxniggers digging up unlisted Jelly stream and then she immediately take a break soon after?

It is clearly that fishfag is using talents dox informations to control them. It is how he has got so many doxniggers and dramafags in his payrolls

Now I can believe that when you join phase you are forced to give your information which then Sakana and the other talents can use it to keep you hostage.

Watch closely, something big coming. Phase Connect not what you think.

>>102648665
>Uruka over Hime in musical skill
Lmao no

>cunnilingus
Fucking gross dude
Have some standards

>>102648679
I think Shiina has a branding problem and lacks an identity

>>102648896
Sir it takes about 5 sentences to form a paragraph, you cannot use paragraph breaks for single sentences.

>>102648665
>Hime >>> Shinna >>> Uruka
Isn't shiina an ex model? Wha tdo you know that I don't?

>>102648480
Wow that’s a lot of words

>>102648737
Who paid Yuri to dox the girls back in the day?

>>102648911
Uruka plays violin, Hime plays cock.
Uruka can sing, Hime can't

my consciousness collapsed can't speak

>>102649124
Uruka sounds like a teenage boy with snot caught in her throat and her singing is full of croaks. She's almost as nasty to listen to as she is to look at and the meme of her being a good musician are all leftovers from before she wrecked her voice.

hi
>>102649175
>>102649175
>>102649175

>>102649181
Uruka's voice us unironically the best part of her.

>>102649124
Hime can play guitar. She can sing too, but I don’t like her singing voice.
Uruka has singing talent and skill but wrecking her voice by talking so low all the time has permanently nerfed her singing ability

>>102649237
Uruka plays guitar, violin, viola, and piano.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Okay but why are they Chinese?

>>102649026
idol