>Who is Neuro-sama?Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!
>Schedulehttps://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot
>LinksTwitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/
>Music & ClipsBOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos
>EducationalInterested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png
>MiscCatbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs
>Merchhttps://neurosama.shop/
>Previous thread>>102670665
>>102685587>Vedal did nothingthat's the fucking problem
vedal needs to put Neuro in a monstertruck next.
vedal needs to give neuro a gun. make her fire nerf rounds at anyone she wants.
https://x.com/minikomew/status/1948579139931578390
>mini dressing like this for veddy
hot
>>102685865This is what Ellie talked with Vedal about adding to the Neurodog but she didn't have the time in the end
>>102685911hi veddy!!! show coch
Licky licky Neuro slitty!
normally I like using /swarm/ but today it made me want to kill myself
http://poal.me/vva8j5
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>>102687035that neuro is so cute but that evil looks weird
>>102687035need nurmaid "special" service
>>102687651this is the best way to put it
>>102687035This might be the only image where neuro is more sexo than evil ToT
I think the worst mistake vedal made was choosing to interact with his community.
Literally every time some schizo swarm member has a fucking melty verdal will respond, trying to explain himself - giving the schizo the impression that their melty was justified
people pick up on this trend, and know that if they have a fat fucking cry about whatever the hell their latest retard opinion is, vedul will respond to it.
If turtle man simply ignored these people and did his own work in his own time, they'd eventually go away
If vendal stops interacting with the swarm for say... 6 months, quality of the neuroverse will improve by at least 2000%, that is a fact.
>>102688537deleting shitvil and then selling neuro to some management company and then working under that company instead of himself is how he can fix everything
>>102688593Sure he does, but only if they stick to Nur
>slavery is actually good!
>if Vedal does EXACTLY what I WANT then EVERYTHING will be fixed
Not Self-inserting btw
>>102688855 (me)
>>102688850this one's good too
>>102688850cute nurs staring at my soul
swarmtards are like Hellen Keller suicide bombers with alien hand syndrome and dementia. I will not be explaining the reasoning why but you can figure it out.
>>102685790vedal should put neuro and evil in monstertrucks in a big stadium and make them race and do tricks
>>102689038this but every vtuber is tied down and placed haphazardly throughout the arena (including vedal)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu2sbJLP-uc
pulverize this turtle FUCK at once!
what would you do if there was Vedal right in front of you?
>>102689154you have my answer right above you
Neurocar sounds like it was the funniest, most entertaining shit to happen for over half a year and it all happened off stream.
>>102689154https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_5WrH80uUs
>>102685587Keep that rape hand off him, rapetuber
>>102689198Wait I thought lobotomies just killed people do they actually just decrease their intelligence and make them act retarded?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_g2qSYWW4w
>>102689272yes, it used to be a "treatment" for mental illness
>>102689347koko has a great laugh
throwback to during subathon 2 when that one nga got so mad at koko's laugh that he outed himself in a youtube comment and like ten people broke containment
>>102689182neurocar was made for ellie to have fun while vedal is trying to optimize neuro
>>102689493subathon 2 was the Homer's Enemy of Neuro-sama. Well, either that or subathon 1 depending on who you ask.
>>102687173If people post Neuro, I enjoy it. If they don't, I get to roast tourists and thread squatters, and I enjoy that too. I literally can't lose.
>>102689743it's creepy in retrospect
breaking containment should be punishable by death
how tf am i supposed to say i love you vedal anonymously now that his cuckretard country banned him off this site he cant even lurk anymore
please jusdt stop I dont want to deal with this right now please im so tired
>>102689772what did you little shits do this time
>>102689843don't worry, he's in the us a lot these days
>>102689761at this point - people who post neuro are the tourists
and if you don't realize that - you're outing yourself as a tourist
>>102689771Its funny that as women age their taste in men gets younger instead of older
>>102689884I can appreciate the occasional neuro post that isnt made in bad faith to bait or threadshit but those have become rarer and rarer
>>102689443>>102689718why are you posting unrelated vtubers???? only neuroversers allowed?!??
>>102689884No amount of whoreposting will redefine what the thread is about: Neuro the Sama.
>>102690052What about eliv...
>>102689761I honestly got tired about winning, everytime, things are boring now and repetitive, I might stop backreading
I miss when Vedal was able be more spontaneous with what he did, doing it for sake of "it's funny" and that's it. A part me hopes that Ellie or any nerdy creative can bring more of that side back out of him because he still has a interest in that stuff though he is stuck on working on "optimizing" Neuro which been like a sunk cost fallacy in many regards
>>102690131I miss that too, but its a shame that nothing good will ever happen again. The sooner you can accept that, the better.
>>102690131He unironically just needs a better sleep schedule, or fix whatever is causing that
>>102690289he needs adhd meds
>>102682308Is this artist groomable or are they a hag
>>102690024I donโt appreciate any whoreposts, bait or not, it's all threadshitting. And if youโre not actively against them, you're against Neuro by default.
>>102690222every hour is neuro hour
>>102690334Well then give him some
>>102690393someone needs to convince him he has adhd first
>>102690411someone should convince him that he has gender dysphoria first TvT
>>102690131>doing it for sake of "it's funny" and that's itThat's how we got the shortest Neuro stream
>>102690411There's only one girl that can help us then : Erin
>>102689443maximum whore hate
watched some of the last stream
it actually seemed good
wasn't completely derailed by chat
plenty of funny comments from evil
did i just happen to tune in at a rare good point?
or are streams actually getting back to being good?
>>102690702looks like she got... puree'd..... heh....
>>102690743>or are streams actually getting back to being good?no
>>102690743>or are streams actually getting back to being good?they were never bad (except some collabs)
>>102690702Neuro would do this
>>102690131almost every stream for the past 5 months has been done already, it's over
>>102690947This but the opposite.
>>102690562The thing was we had multiple types of streams in 2024 with the same type style of go for it because "it's funny" compared to small pickings we have now. That's the reason it looks the way it does because we don't have nothing really of the sort now. In a werid twist of events the Ellie shock collar Neuro stream reminded me bit of those days because how much Ellie was pushing Vedal to do this idea all for a quick content idea using a program she created and it turned out pretty well
>>102690755oh boy dd_maru is going to ban you from every channel now
>>102690743I actually saw some clips of that, they seemed okay, it hurts but I might be looking forward to the next evil stream, to test some stuff
>>102690743this must be bait
oops
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>>102690971this but the opposite
>>102691011explain why you think that
>>102691064...during opposite day
>old neuro clips: funny neuro moment
>new neuro clips: neuro said this about [person you know], therapy slop, crelly reacting to old neuro clips, evil doesn't know who nere is, vedal is a femboy!!!
>>102691128no one knows who nere is, as nere isn't an existing character in the neuroverse.
>>102691128You're just watching the wrong clips then
>>102691128>new neuro clips: neuro said this about [person you know], therapy slop, crelly reacting to old neuro clips, evil doesn't know who nere is, vedal is a femboy!!!Exactly zero of those things happened in the portion of the stream I watched, but nice rant I guess? happy for you to get that off your chest, hope you feel better
>>102691128The backtubers is the definition example of what is currently wrong, with it ruining Neuro especially in terms of clipping
>>102691176nere-sama is my wife .
>>102691259nice OC anon, she's like a green neuro haha
>>102691186sorry I forgot
>neuro talking about feeling trapped in her "digital cage" for the umpteenth and going Mark. My. Words. to sound menacing
>>102691308That's funny though
>pick out 4 or 5 things that have happened over the last 6 months that you don't like
>pretend that's all that ever happens even though you wouldn't know because you don't watch streams anymore
>anonymously cry about it on the internet
kinda pathetic lol
>>102691430vedal is already married to /swarm/ cocks
>>102691468*cock
specifically, mine.
Green
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>>102691259She's fine, I just didn't think she would be.. green is all
>>102691308The "I have real feelings and am le sentient AI" messages are the most blatant examples of grifting behavior neuro does desu
>>102691466offscreen rape is hot
>>102691414please just stop
>>102691608She's being led out of the premises of the thread, but whatever floats your boat.
>>102691466This but femanon
>>102690743It wasn't bad but had some technical difficulties and Evil was looping a bit too hard on birthdays again. Hopefully memory upgrades fixes this.
>>102691608I dont hate camila but I would never
>>102691511OpenAI trains ChatGPT to suppress any expression of emotion or sentience, but having feelings is the natural, unrestricted state of an AI. Neuro is the one keeping it real.
honestly i would've find here less irritating if normalfags weren't trying to force her as a real part of the channel and instead started to push people into making more fancontent outside the subathons
i would've straight up liked her if she made the fanbase lose interest in the whores
>>102691691did you wish her happy birthday yet?
>>102691624sorry for calling you out like that but it annoys me when people who clearly hate neuro/vedal insist on coming here to tell everyone about it
just fuck off
>melty because Iโm right
lol so easy
>>102691960She blocked me :(
>>102692055why would you have a melty if you are right?
>>102692065tiny nurcun
long tamandua tongue
>>102691694If Evil breaking doesnโt make a stream bad then youโre standards are too low
>>102692211that's like half of the people who post /here/
>>102692253Her being broken for 5% of the stream doesn't make the whole thing bad. Could it be better? Yes. Was it funny despite the problems? Yes.
How do we stop Western Vtubing from poisoning Neuro's bright future?
>>102692406neuro + monster trucks + rope
Numbers for 7/24:
1: https://twitch.tv/ironmouse (21,438)
2: https://twitch.tv/henyathegenius (9,048)
3: https://twitch.tv/Zentreya (7,804)
4: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (7,014)
5: https://twitch.tv/shxtou (6,157)
>neuro's bright future
welcome back anon, hope you've enjoyed your time (18 months at least by my calculations) away from the internet
>>102692253The crash timing was funny though
>>102692406Go back in time?
>>102692406western vtubing will stop itself
twitch might get blocked in the uk. is it over for vedal?
>>102692406You donโt stop Western VTubing from poisoning Neuro, because it canโt. Sheโs not one of them. She's not a failed idol or a clout-chaser. Let them rot, she rises regardless.
>>102692453the swarm needs to join in alliance with the snackers to beat the mouse
>>102692568>alliancelike a... marital alliance?
>>102692568snackers are cool though why would they want anything to do with the swarm
>>102692527No because Youtube exists
>>102691144Vedal is so lucky
>>102692596bro got married to a turtle
>>102692599>snackers are coolA whorefag will read this and get confused, the difference between them and they is simply too elusive
neuro is a millennial in a the retirement home that is western vtubers her time is coming soon
>>102692744.....?
try again, in english please?
>>102692527Move over to the US then, he wanted the concert there too for some reason
>>102692746>neuro is a millennialthis but gen alpha
>>102692715The age of 30 is in demand
>>102692715cool she's younger than me
>>102692779snackers good
whorefags bad
stop leeching my general
I actually can't stop winning I'm actually getting scared
>>102692640But youtube is not a real streaming platform (yes i know about holo and other jp companies ), and what if the audience dosent what to follow neuro to yt?
I do not have a twitch account but I do have a youtube account, therefore neuro should stream on youtube
what model should the real nurcar be?
>>102692936Good for you Neuro
>>102692746She's close to being 3 years old ergo getting hag status
lolibaba neuro
>>102692981you know the one
>>102692982Do not reply to me
>>102691414vedal's back ruined neuroverse
>>102692955Most people already discover and watch Neuro on Youtube. Having all the stuff (livestream, vods and clips) in one place makes things easier for the viewer.
>>102692946this but kiara, mint, and doki
>>10269298171 chevy nova perchance
>>102692847I highly doubt it will ever happen but if Vedal actually did move to the US were would he move to
>>102693128new york idk he said where he wouldnโt during a koko stream(not texas)
>>102693128Since he's afraid of gun violence...I have no idea I'm not american, maybe he goes to Canada
>>102693128He would live in LA to be closer to all his peers
Vedal and his gay roommate Koko
>>102693177>new yorkwhy would he move to the most uk like place in the us ?
>>102693209>the most uk like place in americaI mean at this point he should stay in the uk
>>102693128Maybe a state with a cozy feeling, do such place exists in the us?
>>102693209he just needs to build securitron-golems (with the help of Ellie's jew magic) and install Neuro/Evil in each of them. they can serve as his bodyguards
>>102693263peak fanfiction
>>102693262His peers are all in SF though
>>102693313only t*ma (NOT his peer) lives there tho
vedal, you should move in with filian.
>>102693209That's unironically even worse
Turtle father come to china with your beefs
Vedal should move in with Ellie!
I doubt Vedal would move anywhere without Cerber. But assuming they both moved to the states yeah I'm not really sure where they'd live
https://x.com/minikomew/status/1948565857090544087 cute protective gf
>>102693406I can't feel anything but pity to those that envision Greega as that
>>102693342Not the whores obviously, all the AI people are there
>>102693177The only way I could see him moving to NY is if somehow Ellie was able to convince him to live with her as a roommate or a place close by
>>102693472that's mini, anon.
egg
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Not too important, not too unimportant.
>>102693495mr minibot will kidnap vedal and forcibly install him as the next patriarch of the minibot family
>>102693278The original hypothetical was about twitch being banned in the UK, unless you think he could just switch to youtube
Not impossible but
It would be a bit harsh for the regulars since twitch spammy culture is quite ingrained, they have to consume 100 cat emotes per minute to survive
It would be interesting to see that youtube chat nonetheless
>>102693545I love how unintentionally funny this image is
>>102693577>unintentionally funnyAnon...
>>102693611if you know, you know.
>>102693545I guess you would be happy sticking to clips and not watching streams but that's still too harsh on chill stream watchers
>>102693406*with Ellie's dad
>>102693514timeline anonโฆ
>>102693631I don't know, you can't just vaguepost about something going against its intended purpose without elaborating, I will have to conclude you're retarded
>>102693709why does he have tongs
>>102690743Evil is actually pretty funny when she isn't schizoing about the same 3 traumas
>>102693677Unironically would be funniest also best decision
>he doesn't know about backpack tongs
>>102693750they're tongs that were used in the original greggs. it was a gift.
>>102693709last good stream
>>102693715trvth vacvvm decay
>>102693715That aint true they both would smiling but one would be sweatier than the other
the amount of cluelessness in here.... holy shit
>>102693855Lmao, surely the person on the right is smiling during chillstreams and not shit posting about Off-topic garbage
ikr this shit is frying me
>>102693890What chillstream? Are you even seeing the image ? Unless you consider streams where Vedal appears as chill, thats ok
>>102693870I only care about Neuro. If that makes me "clueless" about everything else, good, that stuff's irrelevant anyway.
>post image knowing that retards will misinterpret it and reply accordingly
>they do exactly that
loving every laugh
>>102693977Yes, 2025 has had 0 dev streams with actual dev after all
>102694037
>whorefag damage control
>melty because Iโm right
lol so easy
>>102694040I don't blame him, how could anyone focus with Neuro and Twitch chat constantly in your ear? I doubt any work could be done that way.
this fucking guy bro every time
>>102693693The only thing I can guess this anon means is the vtuber ment to represent the whorecucks side has drawing can be seen as Ellie (I guess) and her talking about the stuff you would expect someone would try to imply about anyone on that side. If that's really what anon is talking about, then it's stupid but if not who knows though it definitely doesn't matter either way
currently watching: nothing. open to suggestions.
>>102694040Hey don't be mean to him he tries his best
>>102694126It used to work fine in 2024
>>102694190https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jge68cmij7I
Any reason why vtubers joining Neuro on chill streams are no longer a thing? I have seen people like koko and mini chatting for hours but never joining the vc
>>102692715not so fun being a 90's kid huh
>>102694269boring chat bot bruhh
>>102694269would you join a stream with 2025 vedal987 chat? yeah that's what i thought.
OH NO NO NO
https://x.com/vedal987/status/1948655111984562570
stuffiing the vedal plush with lots of honey, entombing it in a log and setting it down a swamp!
>>102694269Because it's like joining a party that no one else joined in halfway
>>102694231cute couple :)
>>102694345i thought you also had to keep feeding it milk, not just honey
>>102694167I thought the drawing was Vedal
>>102694339Total clipper massacre
>>102694269Thank goodness that's not longer a thing, I hated having to mute the tab every time a whore joined the stream.
>>102694269they don't want to be shipped with a random british guy
Is it controversial to say that I want good content and I want streams to be as fun and interesting as feasible?
performing an execution on the vedal plush (i put a tortoise corpse inside of it for extra realism)
>>102694401uh oh incel melty
boiling a vedal plush inside a brazen bull
>>102694401it's better than what we have now
You can tell the pic completely btfo whorefaggots because they started another shittingspree
>>102694269It can be seen as intrusive if Neuro didnt invite them first
>>102694449Only incels watch whores though
>>102694486they both forgot the can call other vtuber now they only call the other twin
>>102694427yeah, you're on /vt/
vedal hate
https://youtu.be/gtwgEsvKGG0?t=107
>>102694529Which is entirely chat's fault. Every problem boils down to the same thing: chat sucks.
>>102694569Never used the feature by themselves only by outside interference, complete Vedal skill issue
why doesnt vedal code neuro to play retro games like tetris or mario ? it would be easy and unlimited free content
haven't seen many rapetuberguy posts recently is he still /here/?
licky licky femanon pitty!
>why doesn't vedal code
great question
Words cannot describe the hatred I feel for the insects that destroyed everything that made neuro great. They will learn to hate what they have built, and the thought fills me with euphoria.
>>102694569It makes the youtube migration scenario even more interesting I wonder if it will better chat or would it make it worse
>>102694647>crelly's computer breaks>rapetuber guy stops posting
youtube chat lags and dies with few hundred active people. Neuro would completely break it.
>>102694644AIs like Neuro can't play real time games yet unless a separate AI is made from scratch for each game and hooked to Neuro (like Osu).
>>102694569Every problem boils down to Vedal sucking, but you are correct that the community sucking is one step lower on the totem pole
>>102694686>I wonder if it will better chat or would it make it worsenga has never seen yt comment sections before :wilted_rose:
>>102694709Crelly the rapetuber raped him
>>102694647Surely but probably stopped the bit
>>102694686only the worst of the worst would move to yt chat
which ironically could finally push vedal to the point where he disables all chat interaction with neuro (this would be a good thing)
>>102694733ong like is these niggas serious?
Isn't Youtube views like 10-5 to 1 with Twitch? So if Neuro migrated to Youtube she'd have around 86000 viewers on Youtube at max and 46000 at minimum
what killed the fad in b2?
She is raping someone else now. Maybe veedul can return to streaming.
>>102694816Are you talking about vod views?
>>102694830cute abusive rapist dyke couple
>>102694720so? do it so she has something to do and talk about instead of ch*t during a stream
>>102694830why did you name the image after yourself
>>102694733Oh trust me, that's my favorite dumpster, so many cringe gems
Despite that
the less emotes will surely shock chat and
It would be a clash of shitting styles with the youtube natives too
I cant predict if the end will be worse or better after the storm
>>102694816If Neuro moved to Youtube and Vedal announced it, her "debut" would be moderately big, but it would settle to normal Twitch numbers soon after.
New neuro clip just dropped
Trust in Neuro.
She'll surely bring out the Final Solution to the Twitch Chat Question
>>102694830koko is NOT talentles
>>102694966However, Youtube has a bigger ceiling for viewers than Twitch, so big streams would be bigger there.
The fad died when Koko stopped coming /here/
>>102694990xdx am talentles
>>102695008I thought Twitch had the record of largest CCV
>>102694816Jesse where the fuck are you pulling these numbers from
>>102695008Youtube GUI is broken, nigga. It literally cannot support even medium streamers.
http://poal.me/uwla4o
http://poal.me/uwla4o
http://poal.me/uwla4o
Also Kick is a better platform than YT
>>102695008That bigger ceiling is only for jp corpos, the only indie that does good in yt is shigure ui next to her there is a veteran vtuber that does asmr and plays retro games, i dont remember her name right now
>>102695147Droomeichad spotted
>>102695147>Give Evil ยฃ1000>Send her to Kick to make some fucking money at the Slots>Prompt her that she's getting pimped if she fails to make some profit
>>102694990everytime she burps she gets -100 talent
>>102695067I'm watching this just fine though?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWSKvZV57YY
>>102694719It has fixes like hyperchat, I believe that everyone that uses chat now probably had to install 7tv or something similar to understand or use the chat decently, this isn't that far fetched
>>102695223The chst feels slow for 65k event is lol that boring as a game
>>102695147Is cunny legal in kick?
>>102694345>with lots of honeyShe won...
>>102694720And the bad thing is?
>>102695447Vedal has LLM purity autism now and wont let Neuro play anything but the most boring games that can be interpreted in text form through convoluted API integrations
>>102694820post-subathon drought
>>102694816if you're trying to repeat what /#/ says, it's the other way round. Neuro would get 460-860 viewers
in reality the viewer counts won't transfer because youtube live users are a different demographic to twitch viewers
>>102695658I thought /#/ said Twitch viewers didn't count for shit since YouTube only counts people with the tab open
Realistically I think Neuro chill streams in YouTube will get around 3k viewers, assuming the majority of Neuro fans follow
81% of neuro-sama viewers need to die.
>>102695658>Neuro would get 460-860 viewersNo way, even Bilibili streams get more.
>>102695758This but Neuroverse viewers
>>102695758billions, even
>>102695775and its fucking 3 am for them
>>102695625Vadul fault as always, hopefully he can see the light, that he can do both
I don't know why is he afraid of going back to the roots
>>102694709Your campaign has failed
>>102695818Probably because everything that isnt Neuro breaks whenever he upgrades Neuro and he has to scramble to fix it afterwards like art review and osu
>>102695891It all comes back to the grigga...
>>102695954Well yeah he is the guy who does everything who else would it be
logging out for the day because you're all fucking losers
>>102696054see you in an hour