This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: life goes on, 4 years later
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1947182852787048557/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Ending the work week with kaneko lumi lets you go home earlier
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Previous Thread:>>102572203

This is now a Gloomi thread

the way she wrangles some of her chat when they get really excited, she would make such a good mom.

Lumi being a good big sister
https://files.catbox.moe/n09f4o.mp3

>>102729605
nooooo bring back my tardbaby

Lumi bit her brother to mark her territory
https://files.catbox.moe/palsu1.mp3

Behold, Lumi being a good loving older sister.
https://files.catbox.moe/kqhulb.mp3

I want to make lumi my daugher wife so I can teach her new things

Seems we are getting a lewdbait model next

Remon

>>102730165
I've said it once and I will say it again, footfagging cant ruin how this is one of the best pieces of lolumi/lumi art ever made. art style is consistent with the model and only deviates in a good way. if anything, the footfagging makea it better since she clearly doesnt get it and ia just intrigued by luminid sperging out. the implication of cunny. well done

Forgot to drop this artist's xitter.

https://x.com/H000000mpa

>>102730467
>that peek of panty
my fetish...

>>102729648
>>102729688
>>102729726
It’s depressing to see Lumi rewriting her abuse as her being a good older sister. Parentification is a very serious emotional abuse problem and should not be lauded.

>>102730492
I see that you are an anon of refined tastes

>>102730492
Shorts at best

>>102729605

good stream today, Lumi had a lot to talk about.
>>102729524 (OP)
cute art
>>102729688
when did she bite him?
>>102730165
possibly military themed too
>>102730514
it can't be that bad if she bought him consoles and games

>>102730514
parentification is when the kid has to act like a parent to the parent. taking care of her baby brother doesnt count. there are real things at play but that isnt one of them

>>102730492
it's the tasteful bulge of the stomach that does it for me

>>102731206
>good stream
it really was. glad she was back to fun lumi again. I love shitposter lumi coming out to play. right after her weekend life progress meltie she was cool shitposter lumi but yesterday she was sort of just giving off straight up bitch energy. she may have overcorrected with nice, but today was comfy as fuck

>>102730371
I blame Pupi's shitty foot art for that

>says she gets fanservice
>refuses to use eye toggle
if I had been direct, she would have found it as funny as I do, but now that eye schizo has so much weird baggage, owning up now would give the wrong idea. the annoyance of coomer accusations from a girl who you've never even gotten it up to isnt worth it

>>102733562
>but now that eye schizo has so much weird baggage
Why would you refer to yourself in the third person like that?

>>102733634
reading comprehension. who do you think made it a meme? you are so two dimensional with your thinking. you would probably also benefit from forming a less degen relationship with sex.

>>102729726
Female gumis should date starbro and break his heart.

>>102733818
I think you're definitely "abuse eyes" schizo, who complains about it every week, and always pretends Lumi is on your side and wants nothing more than to fulfill your desire for abuse eyes toggle but the evil chat is holding her back from her own wishes.

>>102732391
I hope she can get some rest, I think part of the reason why she was bitchy yesterday was the burnout. Today she didn't have to try very hard

>>102734718
Wouldn't mind if she took saturday off and did had a weekend for once. But not sunday.
My Summer Car seethe is the best vintage

>>102734718
I agree but I'm not sure how much rest she gets from not streaming. especially in this context, but who knows

>>102734985
she has openly said that forcing non-genuine responses is what pushes her towards fugue. she is always happier or at least aware after thinking streams.

>>102734100
clearly some combination of autistic, esl, and illiterate

>>102734985
She needs the money

>>102735385
Really? It doesn't seem like it.
She never donobegs or does subathons. I don't think shes hurting

>Lumi gets furious at the thought of some lower-class and Higher-class whore hurting/playing her baby brother while they have their brat summer
Why is Lumi a self-hating mysogynist? Doesn’t she know Starbro should be punish for being a white male in the current year?

i wish lumi still did her random late night geurillas. we get a cool crowd and a cooler lumi

>>102736110
those have always been super rare

>>102735426
That's because she stream literally everyday for at least 4-8 hours for her main stream of the day

>>102731467
Changing his diaper, making his milk bottle, bathing him, driving him to school/clubs and picking him up isn’t parentification?

>>102737094
She just admitted this stream she was years older. Thats not enough for "parentification" (whatever the fuck that means) I'm 5 years older than my brother and he was just like a retarded guy I messed with and became my friend later on. years is barely different

>>102737440
Anon, she literally 23

>>102736358
they were still amazingly fun. plus night voice

I'm still seething about mechs.

Realitcally tho, whats Lumi's bodycount.

I hate therapyfags btw. The worst part about her audience being decently educated

>>102738782
low but not zero

>>102738782
What does she think about one night stands?

>>102738806
?

>>102738782
Altho I think she wizened up sincer her college+ years before then I think she was a rebllious whore. Anywhere from 15-21 she was free use

Lumi mus desribe her relationship with vei

>>102739468
she seems to have actual autism. I 100% believe she dressed like a slut cause she is hot and enjoyed it. I dont know about slut

>>102739724
I will admit to being curious about this. she followed her on twitch ages ago

>>102739758
She said she was friends with her before she was a vtuber. Lumi's deeplore is extrmely interesting.

>>102738782
Less than 5 but more than 1.

>>102739781
yeah if it was literally anyone else my go to would be whose dick did she have to suck to get in with the crowd. I wouldnt hold it against her mind you, it's not like taking advantage of your social station to compel a girl to slober on your dick is unusual. I do wonder how she got it in. we know she has been /here forever and played too many mmos. who knows.

>>102738782
I like Lumi but if you can't handle that aspect of her best not to dwell on it.
Provided the escort rrats are false I'd still estimate it to be in the low double digits.
She has a type of dettachment to her and an inner conflict that grinds her cognitive processes to a halt whenever the topic of sex comes up.
Often times this happens when you're trying to sort through two versions of the same events, or live a double life.
I believe that the lines between character and person are blurring, and don't get me wrong I don't mean that she's putting on a fake persona about interests or her personal beliefs or anything like that.
Certain people try to bait it out of her like the LiG collabs and she has to maintain certain appearances because of the image she's built up and she kind of retreats into a shell.
The confidence she has about eventually settling down does not come from nothing, and this is from a person who's got pretty bad mommy issues and insecurities.
You'll notice some of the other talents who we either know or can strongly infer are sexually active not share that same confidence in themselves or setting their lives up for the future.
Now I could bring up oopsies from streams but I purposefully didn't do that just to illustrate that there are many signs building a larger picture.
She could be sexually active, it's likely but not certain. The only reason I can imagine she'd not be is if she used to do sex work or something happened in college like being raped or got involved with a professor and that was the source of her depression.
Please watch streams responsibly anon and re-evaluate your reasons for doing so. GFE isn't my thing, I'm just happy I can tune in to autism games, slurs and banter.

>>102739938

I just want Lumi to reveal to us the truth.
I know shes a whore

>>102739938
or she just knows she's hot as fuck and only a faggot wouldnt want to crush some cirtussy. dont get me wrong, I hope all the kayfabe is bullshit because it is rare for virgins approaching to be well adjusted. I also realize the irony of saying this, but I think you may have had too much to think

>>102740702
Maybe she is but considering it's "pretty" connect I don't think she's a bombshell

>You will never have Lumi as your Sugar Momma
Why even Live?
https://files.catbox.moe/z3ym4o.mp3

>>102741638
I've never met a girl as casually assured of her physical appearance as lumi. even autism cant normally do that for a woman.

>>102741803
yeah that made me want to fix her again

>>102742361
I have, read my previous point

>>102741803
>Paying rent to her parents
So they were physically abusive, emotionally abusive, psychologically abuse, and now financially abusive? Are we going to find out that Starmom sexually abused her as well?

>>102738782
If she's actually telling the truth about being a good christian and hating touching its probably 0. Though I wouldn't be surprised if she got pressured by a boyfriend or professor to do it once. She's not the type to sleep around

>>102741803
>half of it went to rent
>then $1200 on pc and ~$400 for PS4 + BB bundle
Wait a min first paycheck at just over $3k when the median salary was at $3.5k? Do US retail jobs really pay that well?

>>102743064
she said it was an internship. she's mixing details together to make it harder to dox her. I get it. she's good at dealing with less than peer threats and it's not like anyone above her in competence is going to bother pulling the data the other way

>>102743258
Must be nice living in America, where interns get paid

>>102743258
part-time tho?

>>102743258
I doubt it's some 4D secops chess, her brain is probably fried from all the screens and her recall is fuzzy, then she fills the blanks with different lies each time.

>>102743578
Or she just lies

Why is she like this?
https://files.catbox.moe/ldjrgd.mp3

>>102743064
she said $20 an hour

>>102741638
the cake picture is required.

>>102739938
or with enough basic intellect she just didn't sleep around like most americans with zero self control do

>>102745245
Oh god, were the incestfags right all along? Is she actually cockblocking Starbro from other women?

>>102745475
That is highly unlikely in 2015/2016, most retail jobs would've net you half that and she didn't even have her STEM degree back then

>>102745245
When was this

>>102745876
>>102745945
in this instance she was talking about applying the highlander rule in mmo guilds but she did say something similar about her brother

>>102745967
At most I remember something about starbro's current girl being bad for him?

>>102745945
>>102746001
Today’s stream, well yesterday stream. Lumi believes Starbro needs her guidance in getting a proper girl, and said that when girls who don’t meet her criteria she does everything in her power to remove them from the equation.

>>102746104
That's pretty funny, I've only seen spectacular disasters from big sister matching

>>102746104
Oh right, I forgot there was a twitch stream as well. Got done with the YT VOD like 2 hours ago so I felt gaslit.

>>102746104
this is completely made up

>>102745934
it's not a retail job, it's her field internship in NY

>>102747187
still doesn't really make sense to me if it's her first year into her bachelor's program

>>102747403
that was in 2019-2020 at the end of her bacherlors
Lumi timeline is convoluted on purpose.

>>102748173
That raises even more questions because in what world would a 13 year old boy be too scared to play Bloodborne? That clearly wouldn't have been her first paycheck then. At what points in her life did she work retail? This all points to alternative income sources

>>102748301
Oh my god retard, sugar baby roommate is her, all the stories are about her, is that what you want to hear?

>>102748457
That would be seriously fucked up
considering sugar baby roommate recently got out of a serious relationship and could potentially go back to her old life

>>102748457
next thing, you gonna tell me that Lucy is Lumi

>>102745245
>>102746104
I wonder what ideal girl would meet her standard for starbro

>>102748301
>in what world would a 13 year old boy be too scared to play Bloodborne?
it happens, game is stressful
retail was her part-time not a real job

>>102748457
maybe it's cope but I think it doesn't line up, many of her characteristics do not align with that kind of life style(take Ember for example where it lines up)

>>102748173
>Lumi timeline is convoluted on purpose.
>Lumi's 5D chess move to prevent anyone from finding out about her past as a sex worker is to convolute timelines so bad the natural assumption is she must have been a sex worker

>>102749043
that's just what your retard brain goes for. you think about sex every time there is something you don't know about.

>>102748673
Probably some autistic shut-in woman

>>102739735
Lumi is the type of girl to dress like a slut for her own enjoyment and then get mad at people for looking
>>102739938
she acts like a sex-haver but her disgust seems genuine so you could be onto something here, it definitely goes deeper than we know
>>102742361
Lumi has the kind of confidence that would make people attracted to her even if she's not attractive. It's questionable where the confidence comes trom though

I just want Lumi to be happy

>>102753125
I don't

>>102743578
She was very scatterbrained yesterday. I think her mind was preoccupied by something else and that she was just going through the motions. Contradictions were plenty and she read chat without actually reading it.

>>102754616
she said it herself, she is overworked in addition to being stressed about future events

>>102754811
She should take a break

>>102752544
she should blow off whatever stupid ass project they are making her do and spend the week on vacatiom

>>102752190
I didnt want to say it but kayfabe lumi. the alternarive is his mom and that would be rough. I imagine lumi doesnt want history ro repeat itself

>>102757035
she should take one at some point at least

She is live
Lumi describes her neck as looking very wringable and sliceable
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>102759031
>it hurts to look at me
what is wrong with this woman

>>102759609
deep-rooted self-esteem issues

Just had a realization. Its Saturday evening, why am I listening to her yapping?

>>102760166
We become bored with watching actors give us phony emotions. We're tired of pyrotechnics and special effects. While the world she inhabits is, in some respects, counterfeit, there's nothing fake about Lumi herself. No scripts, no cue cards. It isn't always Shakespeare, but it's genuine. It's a life.

>no mention of the olive tree
it's over.

>>102760397
Lumi is more real than any irl streamer ever will be

>>102739693
Why is she with Nimi's husband?

all of lumi's problems can be fixed by staying in a constant state of pregnancy

aoe2 today

>lumi gets her own general
>saw her thread reach page 10
you love her dont you, tsundere fags

>>102738782
same as me. one but never again.

>>102762050
constant warfare

I get it's part of the content, but holy shit I get why every other streamer has a no backseating rule, this is pissing me off

>>102763824
it gets so bad I have to turn off the stream sometimes

>>102763824
Women get a huge chip on their shoulder if someone they don't respect tries to tell them what to do. Now ask yourself why no streamer lets their chat backseat them.

>>102752544
>she acts like a sex-haver
She just acts like a normal white woman

*cough* you anons have any rare lumis? *cough*

>>102763824
watch someone else, these arent streams for you

>>102767306
Is it normal for her to look at me like that? And where's her shirt? Should I be worried?

>>102767306

is she bioglogically capable or learning basic problem solving skills? I cant decide whether to be disappointed or not. it's not like being baby is a problem but the lack of character development is baffling. I cant imagine how she could just go blank when she isnt streaming without some bad influences

these streams made me giggle like a retard in a ball pit

>>102768062
she has said that streaming makes her retarded, and while it sounds like a cope, if you act a certain way for long enough it isn't an act any more so she's probably right. Plus, she puts so much time and energy into her streams that it would be bound to effect her
which stream is that?

>>102768152
>>102768283
meant to reply to this too

>>102768062
No

>>102767306
careful with this one

>>102770476
don't let Lumi see this

>>102767306
>hey kid, wanna /ss/?

>>102772943
Lewd

>>102768283
>time and energy
exactly. dropping strategy when she did obviously meant losing the rts progress and, far more importantly, an unironically crucial life tool explained in terms she could understand. after all of that time and energy invested, why drop it?
she happily kept playing strategy for years without any noticeable progress, but when it all finally clicked and she achieves more in one month than she had in a lifetime, it is time to drop it instead of consolidate? it wasnt as if she was stuck doing build order autismthe work was done the moment she realized rts teaches you wht there is some sort of universally applicable problem solving meta and how it can be applied to the practical task in front of her.
honestly, it was such an absurdly stupid thing to see someone do I almost thought someone or something's bimbofication conspiracy was afoot

>>102770476
Is Lumi fat?

>>102777710
no she is not. if anything, she is close to satisfying tbe 3 diagnostic criteria for an eating disorder. I am a little worried that her mood flatness and the tard haze are eating related. we wish her nothing but the best.

>>102776777
she will be playing strategy more again, today seemed stressful for her though

>>102741803
Can any other woman compete for Starbro’s attention? I feel like Lumi fucked over Starbro’s standard for women forever.