Thread 102730113

GO BAE

Sex with Hakos Baelz

What did I miss over the last 4 and a half hours?

Since when were Bae's Baes this big

>holo: doing a big karaoke marathon that is getting 35k viewers
>vshojo: self imploded
maybe should have spent more time doing actual work than shit posting about holo talent on here

>>102730328
3 hours of karaoke relay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSvci_GdHhE

>>102730377
If they got 11 Million for free and still fucked it up they couldn't have ever succeeded. It was just a money laundering operation.

Mrs. GREEN APPLE

>>102730328
Subaru is back from her nose surgery, sounds marginally clearer but still 95% duck.

rrat

What the fuck is Bae doing with her voice

go off hamster bae

Every hole in this rrat is thirsty for my milk today.

https://x.com/Zaohz/status/1948684193665323278 The future of Hololive

>>102730634
I do need new rotors and pads

Baegone...

fuwawa-des !

what the fuck is this where's Mococo

bau bau time

Wheres mococo? I like her unique voice

>>102730736
JP do this every karaoke, so what?

>>102730704
AZKABAN

>>102730385
Yeah but how were they

ENTER
BIG 3

mococo jumpscare

>>102730634
AI car part ads?

lame i wanted fuwawa only....

dont forget to subscribe

>date fuwawa
>time to spend some alone time with her
>IT'S MOCOCOCO
not again...

I got mad about there being no Mococo so I went outside to do laundry and apparently I missed Mococo's surprise appearance? what the hell this isn't fair

Why does her shirt say mogog on it again

>>102730736
why post this everyone is aware the fucking dogs are ultimate grifters

JP fans are always shocked Fuwamoco knows these oldies

are they even speaking English?

Is this the normal pace for hlgg lately? I haven't been here in months

>>102731374
Yes, everyone left

>>102731374
More or less. Pacing pretty much been like this since after the hack and 4chin was down for like a week.

>>102731374
yes, go back

fuwamoco should sing more

>>102731374
hlgg isn't the same after the graduations

>>102731374
Unironically because of jannies doing nothing about the Vshojo astroturfing.

Best Advent
Only one to have 3D Live
Based oldfag taste in anime/music
Sang Do You Remember Love?
Know Japanese and interact with JP in their many events unlike dogshit EN events
Makes /vt/ seethe

HIIRyS

HiRyS!

IT'S SEXRYS

Mori and Rissa are also live

IRyS is the best singer in EN by a kilometer

She looks dumb

>>102731812
Hey, that's my wife you're talking about

>>102731783
water is wet, news at 9PM

>>102731812
>looks

is there any notable EN karaokes left after IRyS?

>>102731893
Haachama

wow

irys can sing

>>102731893
>EN0 in 3 hours
>Kiara in 2 hours
>FWMC again in 5 hours
>Raora, Nerissa, Shiori in 9 hours

Nerissa skipped the relay to yap with Mori?

wow IRyS can really sing

>>102731893
Mococo has another one later on

>Who do you message the most
>Probably Gigi Murin
wtf they all love gigi

>>102732035
you could have just said no

>Plate on the floor
IRyS is a sim

IRyS is smart and cool

>>102732343
>smart

How does irys sound so good live

>IRyS into Flare into Noel
I'm noooooooticing

Elf sex

reminder we love flare here

>>102732652
That dildo being passed around? Me.

Same hotel as IRyS?

COUNTRY ROADS MENTION

>>102732747
They are all lined up just outside waiting for their turn

Must be warm under

Flare is cool and sexy

Flare's going at it

>noel

ready for some soulful singing?

>>102732280
meds now schizo

dancho sex

>>102733601
well she's coming out the gate swinging

my ears

She's doing her best

Noel looks extra big today

hey man

this woman can't sing at all why is she here

What’s the point of the karaoke relay? What are they leading up to?

>>102733882
Because segs.

Sing it noel

>>102733949
New summer collab song

danchou karaoke is always a fun time

Noel is the best worst singer in hololive

>>102733976
For the entire company? Because I saw Liz do the relay too, so it’s not just the JP side, right?

>>102734020
something related with VRChat

RIPSLYME LOVE

>>102734077
Ok, I’m hoping for a company wide VR event now. I know they have the tech for it.

i still like noel's energy in karaokes afterall these years

>>102734287
Noel, Marine and Nene are truly the best ones

oh look it's this marine song

I don't like Marine's signing style

I always laugh when Marine goes into the "tiny irises crazy face" mode

Ahoy dabadaboi

>>102734600
Meanwhile, Nerissa and Mori...

This is a cute squirrel

Blue child from Kansai...

Do the Kansai girls still live there or did they move to Tokyo?

Do you think Su can lift anything

Shioraven bros...

>>102735795
Yes my dick cause it's very smol

Jesus Christ, Su is adorable

*sigh* Fine, I will look at your tits, whore

Su is the greatest lolihag

Is every EN now in Japan rn or did Kronii leave already?

>>102735941
Kronii went for like 5 days and left. She will be back in September.

>just arrived in jp
huh

This is very hype

Nerissa and Cali boobs are making me dizzy, I think this is what gooners feel like all the time

What are they going to be doing in VRChat?

Rissa had a crush on a girl bassist. of course

>>102736301
Chat

Kiara is very sexy!

Reine's mascots are so unsettling

>>102730377
>maybe should have spent more time doing actual work than shit posting about holo talent on here
There are people who were paid to do that

>>102736551
I hate tatang too

Riona has blessed this thread

BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY BABY

Reine is cute too

Reine is Indonesian?

>>102737070
Shocker, I know

where is my
umapyoi

>Judy and Mary
Mio might be a hag

>>102730347
Always has been

she's bigger than IRyS

Swapped out the art for Partner Kiara, plus two new proxies.
Also, the website now has a guestbook!
https://hololive-mtg-proxies.neocities.org/

go mion

please gather for haachama

FAT, CHAMA BREASTS

Let's go Haachama

sex the chama

I cannot believe I spend six hours listening to these girls sing karaoke

That chorus? Me.

Getting kinda tired, fuck

So Suisei wasn't part of this?

what happened to chama? is it just she got older cause that makes sense. still

>>102738276
?

wtf she's underwater

hey I know this song!

Mori mogged

>>102738408
>matsuri likes to rape
>dolphins like to rape
>both underwater
Hmmm...

why so the thread so slow?

>>102738423
They found Omega

>>102738400
i havent heard her karaoke in years and didnt notice it was her till i actually looked. just had it on autoplay.

>>102738579
I'm tired, sorry

>>102738648
She can be wacky and wild but she still likes more emotional stuff when singing.

>>102730592
is weird to think that the majority of vtubers in this pic are no longer streaming...

>>102738601
>Wasn't a tranny
Huh

>>102738799
...Two of them?

Is Iofi's stream broken what is happening

What is the average indonesian cup size

>>102739392
ultra z

You know this feeling when you kinda wake up but not really while your PC or whatever is blasting a song too loud to really sleep to, probably because you passed out earlier from being very tired or drunk, and it feels like agony but you simply can't get up and turn it down?
Well happened to me while autoplay somehow decided on a stream where Iofi had her intro running for like half an hour

>>102739477
No I don't

I have never listened to Iofi sing before

There aren't enough holos with tights

Kanata is kakkoii

...Is this the stream that makes me a fan of Kanata I love this energy

Kanata is going full power

I am now incredibly jealous of the Japanese who get to see her live. Girl's putting THIS much energy into 20 minutes.

it wasn't a competition but Kanata won it anyway

MASSIVE vibe change

>>102740861
Agreed.

botan cute

I haven't heard everyone, but top 3 imo are Kanata, Irys and Bae

Cheebgi

Think I'm calling it after Mococo, man. Started from Sora til now and I am FAILING to stay awake.

>>102741328
you witnessed CC, it's fine

UHHHGH BOTAN AHHHHH

>>102741353
She was very cute, indeed. I'm just sad I'm gonna miss Nenechi and Polka

>>102741328
Are you gonna miss butt sumo

>>102741408
Fuck. I just need maybe an hour's nap or something, then.

are you ready for mococo!

LET'S GOEH

mococo looks dumb. there's watermelon on her head

surprise fuwawa!

why does fuwamoco get two slots

>>102741480
>>102741442

FUWAMOCO deserve even more slots desu, Pero should also get one

did they really need split Fuwawa and Mococo to be several hours apart?

there are 5 melons on the screen

Why the fuck is fuwawa there? I thought we would get a rare solo mococo for once. If they were gonna end up singing together, why give them 2 different slots.

Fuwawa is actually good at singing

>>102741855
what about mococo...

hell of a time to drop a schedule kek

>>102741845
Would you rather they get three slots? That's what you are suggesting

The nostalgia in this, Christ

>>102742080
Korone performed this at 3rd Fes and did her first acrobatic maneuver

heh cute dogs

I am happy Polka is happy. I am going to take a nap now.

Finally, horse songs

>>102737185
NOW

Fuck yeah. I asked for UMAPYOI and Polka answered

UMAPYOI UMAPYOI UMAPYOI

Uma Pol! Uma Pol!

It's cute but, did Polka earn this song? I haven't seen her run once.

>>102742396
Polka is secretly gold ship

El Condor Pasa is best uma.

CRAP YOUR PANTS

CRAP YOUR HANDS!

polka sugoi

kek polka

Chihaya is a meaty woman

Saghaya

Poor Chihaya getting fucked by tech... please console her large soft breasts

I like a cappella

I NEED a Japanese wife

What kind of weird nerd is this

cinenema

IOSYS is so talented, I don't know how they do it

Rate the holonuts karaoke

When's the VRC thing?

>>102744279
3 hours
but 1 hour til holobutt fight

>>102744279
3 hours. The butt sumo thing is in an hour though

>>102744212
I had fun

assbattle time

Lamy is in heat

i just now this event is gonna get ruined by a flat bitch cockblocking

Taso should win

IRyS...

>>102745946
Suddenly reminded of when Kanata went around showing people her panties in Minecraft

POWER

>>102745987
Did someone drop out?

>>102745987
>noel vs subaru
rigged draw

Damn I want to have sex with all these girls bros...

>>102746065
Yukimin's mouth looks like a pube stuck to its face.

Is this really a live livestream streaming right now live?

Kanata mogs

wamy...

Having no tits gives you an unfair balance advantage vs big tits which make you fall forward

Lamy is too top-heavy and loses balance easily.

>>102746162
No, the pinned comment even says not to worry about her nose since it's prerecorded

>>102746162
its prerecorded the sped up the drawing

Lamy...

She won!

Is gorilla butt that powerful

This needs to be a national sport

All in on Danchou

>>102746337
>He bought?
>Noel, throw ze match for your Oshi

I believe in the Duck butt

>>102746399
You believe in the duck, but what?

noelleGODS

Subaru killed by recoil

This is like that anime trope where both fighters hit each other in the jaw at the exact same time

Noel was robbed

No matter how many 3D events I watch I always forget that Subaru is like 3ft tall because she has such big presence

>>102746399
Noel lost because she progressively got wetter after each butt slam

Easy Mio W

Iofi is ruthless. She knows she'll only get a nendo if she wins the big butt battle.

>>102746639
>I know you can do it with those big dumpy

>>102746578
Her bush gives her the weight advantage

>Didn't bow BEFORE stepping into the ring
She clearly isn't Japanese, that's for sure

Upset of the century

>>102746696
Not really, I never hear Mio talk about her butt. Iofi brings up her ass at least once a week.

You've gotta be hungry if you want that W

>>102746657
Miosha...

Gorilla vs Duck

>>102746827
Taso's blue striped panties gave her the edge

IRyS is about to be exposed as a fraud. All those hip sways were a lie.

IRyS is about to get utterly annihilated by this tryhard
Plus she's weak and frail

TL staff-san...

YabaIRyS hips don't lie

Irys sent blasting off like team rocket

>>102747065
They do apparently

Someone throw in the towel, she can't take another

Irys is weaker than Cecilia right?

Going forward Cover really needs to make the talent height fit their model.

irysotall

Imagine this event but ass to ass double dildo

Loser bracket?

>>102747155
>Hololive if it was BASED

>>102747064
Seriously, what was so wrong with "butt sumo"?

Irysoweak

>>102747123
>make the talent fit their model
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Procrustes

>>102747239
It was HipRyS, not hip wrestle.

>>102747131
Unironic disadvantage

They should have a boob battle too
Fuwawa sweep

>>102747271
Ah, I misheard over the commotion

>1 round goes to IRyS
She's already a winner.

>hour late to the butt sumo
fuck

>>102747123
As an expert in modeling chars for 3d porn games the problem is not the model height but the bones of the skeleton on the armature rig not being scaled with it. This is how the necks and shoulders get stretched all weirdly etc if something isn't matching up right.

>Wins
>Still ends up on all fours

ByeRyS

Irys falls so pathetically, I wonder how she can walk down the street without falling over

>>102747374
It's like she takes one step and gives up

Subaru just said IRyS has no ass... Butting her feels like hitting a wall.

>>102731812
Like the Miko of EN.

>>102747340
No, the rigging is fine. But you can't do anything with the height difference.

I want to bully una-tan so that she bullies me back.

Dumpy strong

Wait, why is there a 3rd round? Is the final best of 5? Iofi clearly won the 2nd one.

Truly the battle of the millennium

KANATA CMONNNN

>>102747621
It's rigged

The East has fallen...

>>102747621
She clearly won this one
Iofi is the champ

The conclusion I'm reaching here is that that Iofi will destroy you if you let her ride you cowgirl

THE WALL

I'd win

I knew iofi would win
japs are too weak willed and irys is spiritually japanese

500 bucks of toilet paper lol

E
N
T
E
R

SECRET BOSS

OH SHIT

SUDDENLY MARINE

Dangerous Marine smell

>>102747867
>that gap between hands and ass

>>102747867
smells like Ao-kun

>>102747681
Worth it, its one of the ways I want to die.

I miss erolive

This has been a very very kino stream and event
I love hololive

Marine...

Marine...

Senchou...

BBA...

Ao has leeched too much of her life force...

Yopi strongest ass in Holo confirmed

Biboo would have won

So this is what being past your prime entails...

Marine needs to start the "work her way back from the bottom after a shameful defeat" arc now

>>102747621
They wanted clean victories, no ties for the final round

>>102748068
We need a Marine ass training montage

Marine's graduating...

That baton touch

What a great stream.
Hope they do part 2 next year.

Short rest before the next event

>>102748232
Wonder how far Rissa would go in this tournament. Her schedule made it impossible to join afaik

CC is a weird Gumby character

Ririka's summer dress looks like it has cow print.

>>102748907
Yeah, but what is she in the game?

Kanade getting bullied by Kobo

gigi is fucking dead

Wait a minute! This is a lesbian headpat orgy!

what is this fall guys ad in the current year

>Realizes Miko is also attending the event
>Claims to have technical difficulties
pego...

>>102747867
its ok when ____

Fuwawa's breasts are just obscene

Nerissa just towering over everyone

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH I NEED MARINE NOEL LAMY AND KRONII ALL TO SMOTHER ME WITH THEIR TITS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>102749257
la creatura....

Mori's voice really cuts through the background chatter like a knife

>>102750037
What the hell..

Kanade no onna

I enjoy watching 50 people talking at once

ERB DISLIKE

Ririka NTRing Kanade with ChatGPT...

JWU, these amogus looking 3D suits are hilarious.

KANADE THAT'S YOUR BIRTH MOTHER YOU CAN'T DO THAT

VRChat is a treasure

Marine is trapped there forever

Lamy knocked that melon out of the ballpark

>>102750710
Pretty sure a girl being stuck frozen in a skimpy outfit in public is a h manga plot

Shiori strong

Raora literally minmaxed this shit, lol

I really don't understand this game. Higher kgs clearly doesn't translate into further distance so I don't really get it at all

Imagining Mori delivering soulcrushing corporate dystopia announcements over office PA in that voice
>Hey it's a ya boy, we've missed quotas for the month so we're cutting rations and lockin' ya down so you can't leave until we get there

>>102751087
You have to also hit it from the right angle with a bat afterwards

They really need a wrangler

What's going on here

>>102751192
You forgot the "peace!"

CC fuckin DIED

Kanade why

Red women keep dying

>>102746676
深層組 ノラ

>>102751389
wwwwwww

Hatotaurus too stronk

>>102751777
BIGGER

>>102751389
unchi w

What's this weird ass battlefield going on right now? Is this summer related?

>>102752119
>he didn't battle giant baphomet with his friends in the summer growing up

>>102752183
Oh, I see, this is the "we stayed indoors and played videogames all day" part of summer.

nobody won?

>>102752339
Group 2 were successful

>>102752341
ERB lewdified Kanade's drawing by adding the censor bars

Is it over yet?
Sucks there's no POV from my oshi.

>>102752467
>:(

unbelievable how dead this thread is, a year ago it would have been on it's 10th thread for this event by now

>>102752521
It is, just not here