▼ Phase Connect Links
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Official Schedule: https://schedule.phase-connect.com
Official Twitter: https://twitter.com/PhaseConnect | https://twitter.com/PhaseConnectJP
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Official Twitch Archive Channels: https://rentry.org/pcgtwitcharchive
Unofficial Phase Connect Archives: https://rentry.org/pcgunofficialarchive
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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
https://twitter.com/rinkouashelia | https://youtube.com/RinkouAshelia | https://twitch.tv/asheliarinkou
▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
https://twitter.com/UtataneNasa | https://youtube.com/UtataneNasa | https://twitch.tv/utatanenasa
▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
https://twitter.com/hakushikaiori | https://youtube.com/HakushikaIori | https://twitch.tv/iorihakushika
▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
https://twitter.com/fujikurauruka | https://youtube.com/FujikuraUruka | https://twitch.tv/fujikurauruka
▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
https://twitter.com/shisuimichiru | https://youtube.com/ShisuiMichiru | https://twitch.tv/michiru_shisui
▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/tenmamaemi | https://youtube.com/TenmaMaemi | https://twitch.tv/tenma
▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
https://twitter.com/pipkinpippa | https://youtube.com/PipkinPippa| https://twitch.tv/pippa
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi | https://youtube.com/KanekoLumi | https://twitch.tv/kanekolumi
▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
Archive: https://youtube.com/@TheNationalFuuraYuriArchive
▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ClioAite | https://youtube.com/@ClioAite | https://twitch.tv/clioaite
▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/MARIMARI_EN | https://youtube.com/@MARIMARI_EN | https://twitch.tv/marimari_en
▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
https://twitter.com/EepySleepyCh | https://www.youtube.com/@EepySleepyCh | https://twitch.tv/EepySleepy
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▼ Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス (EN)
https://twitter.com/Remilia_Nephys | https://youtube.com/RemiliaNephys | https://twitch.tv/remilianephys
▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ChisakaAiri | https://youtube.com/ChisakaAiri | https://twitch.tv/chisakaairi
▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
https://twitter.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://youtube.com/AmanogawaShiina | https://twitch.tv/amanogawashiina
▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
https://twitter.com/HimemiyaRie | https://youtube.com/HimemiyaRie | https://twitch.tv/himemiyarie
▼ Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
https://twitter.com/ErinaMakina | https://youtube.com/ErinaMakina | https://twitch.tv/erinamakina
▼ Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ (EN)
https://twitter.com/komachipanko | https://youtube.com/KomachiPanko | https://twitch.tv/komachipanko
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▼ Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ (EN)
https://twitter.com/RunieRuse | https://youtube.com/@RunieRuse | https://twitch.tv/RunieRuse
▼ Eimi Isami 勇エイミ (EN)
https://twitter.com/eimiisami | https://youtube.com/@eimiisami | https://twitch.tv/eimiisami
▼ Muu Muyu むうむゆ (EN)
https://twitter.com/Muu_Muyu | https://youtube.com/@MuuMuyu| https://twitch.tv/MuuMuyu
▼ Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな (EN)
https://twitter.com/HikanariHina | https://youtube.com/@HikanariHina | https://twitch.tv/HikanariHina
▼ Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス (EN) [Hort]
https://twitter.com/sayasairroxs | https://youtube.com/@sayasairroxs | https://twitch.tv/sayasairroxs
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▼ Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ (JP)
https://twitter.com/kannagiloki | https://youtube.com/@kannagiloki |
▼ Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり (JP)
https://twitter.com/kokoromomemory | https://youtube.com/@kokoromomemory_ | https://twitch.tv/kokoromomemory
▼ Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ (JP)
https://twitter.com/grampico_ | https://youtube.com/@grampico | https://twitch.tv/grampico
▼ Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ (JP)
https://twitter.com/ayaseyuuu | https://youtube.com/@ayaseyuu | https://twitch.tv/ayaseyuu_
▼ Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ (EN + JP)
https://twitter.com/kaminariclara_ | https://youtube.com/@kaminariclara | https://twitch.tv/kaminariclara

Previous Thread: >>102742794

[Clio News] Lotte please take a shit you silly sausage

>>102753654 (OP)
Tasty.

Divegrass roster poll
https://forms.gle/V1DfUv2o4c2Entkp6

Currently in the captain race, the would-be medals have the following scores: 28%, 20%, 12%, 12%.

>>102753732
This was my redemption from when I wronged Pico by making a thread with 10ma image while Pico was live.

I'd like to mention this problem to my counselor. How do I bring it up?

It's been so long...I've almost forgotten her face...what her voice sounds like...Jeri...

So...

Where the fuck is the Yuu outfit?
And the rigged Yuunion cat?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j2ow5cvejvI

[Clio News] Clio is heavily ovulating and got babyfever from the family time she got.

[Clio news] Lumi bullies Clio by sending her videos of men finding out they are going to be fathers and it makes her gosling

>>102753862
>she literally admitted it a second after i sent this.
1) she is reading this thread
2) this hag is too fertile and needs to get impregnated.

>>102753822
Do you remember Jelly Mr. Starknight?

She'll go Live soon... The funny superchats will be raining, and somebody will call her a monkey... Then she might play Baba and lose her mind, and she'll laugh as she plays with her Jorb for the hundredth time...

Do you remember the sound of her laugh?

>>102753862
So if Lumi is with someone why is she sending baby videos to everyone?

Which phasers have the strongest exhibitionism and voyeurism fetishes?

>>102753936
Home and Dizzy

>>102753846
isekai tenma

I've been thinking about what the jelly anti's been spamming and came to the conclusion that while it's obvious she's lying about a few things, being poor to name a few, I really do think she's genuine with her chud opinions and having trouble in finding a partner.

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Clio is going to destroy her fat clit in bed now while imaging of getting fertilized with a fat creampie.

>>102753812
Thank you for saving us from the rude gumi.

>>102753968
Yeah, mine

>>102753846
new banger from chinese tenma

>>102753846
Tenma is the strongest idol

>>102754010
I would save you from any gumi.

>>102753862
Clio is seriously, unironically, without a doubt one of the most lewd and horny vtubers out there. she just hides her power levels.
she is in peak perimenopause which means her hormones are literally at her all time high right now.
Clio is dreaming of getting impregnated 24/7

why does pico get TWO threads

Okay anon who watches non-Phase streams, tell me about the girls you know who have graduated this year so I can do vod reps before they potentially Phase in
Side note, I really want to fuck this fox

>>102753846
what the hell she really does sound like Tenma

>>102753932
he is a condom type of guy

Jelly's face when she picks me.

>>102754074
Temu tenma

>>102754106
I was about to bake with Pico as well, then I saw this one went up so I stopped. Almost turned into 3 Pico bakes

>>102754117
It kills me that Midas didn't get to phase in and instead joined some 2view corp that's invisible

>>102753968
>raw sweaty sex type of man in a boring condom type of world
life is unfair. i need an infertile old hag i can creampie hourly.

>>102754140
>chinese tenma
>english song
>russian comments
she's too strong

>>102754157
That means now is your turn Gumis. Overturn your fate and make the guy a cuckold!!!

>>102754140
sounds like a mix between ironmouse and Tenma.
like a latino Tenma

>>102754217
Where did she join? The trooncorp? Wonder why they do it. Is phasekonnect closed unless Kevin's wife Dizzy says Yes?

Clio makes Aiko sound like some kind of super woman, but someone's gotta be telling a fake story. You don't find these kind of employees while shooting the shit in fucking League.

>>102754306
Airi bullies Aiko

[Anon coffee news]

Theres a coffee and doughnut shop thats always been down the road from me but i've never tried it. Went in and the waitress is 11/10, kept a poker face but I was blushing internally.

Phase connect

>>102754306
If you think artists wouldn't fall over themselves for a chance to talk to a 14 year old league playing girl then you don't know many artists
Also corpos are good art gigs because they're reliable for payment due to having a public reputation to uphold and high potential for repeat commissions if it goes well

>>102753915
RRAT
Clio has ruined her vagina with Bad Dragon products and bbc ultra dildos.
That's why she can't get a partner and cant get pregnant

>>102754106
>>102753689 save it for later

>>102754416
>brown immediately thinks about black dick and salivates

>>102754306
Aiko knows how to commission art without getting scammed all the time. That already means she's superwoman in vtuber sphere.

So now that the dust has settled, how does /pcg/ feel about R.E.P.O.?

>>102754478
Its called bait for her to read on the next stream retardchama

>>102754559
Fun when Michiru is in it. Lethal company was better.

>>102754229
She also sings in Mongolian and Spanish, it's great.

>>102754559
My oshi played it (no I won't tell you who), it was fine flavor of the month slop but has zero long term staying power.

When is Hime gonna bite the bullet and finish Lobotomy Corp?

>>102754559
just flavor of the month game that is played for 2-3 streams as an excuse to collab.
nothing wrong with that. the same way going to a bar is just an excuse to meet up with friends.

>>102754302
https://youtu.be/8_wQ9lwSs_U

RRAT
Anon has ruined his asshole with Bad Dragon products and bbc ultra dildos.
That's why he can't go outside without a diaper and cant get hard

>>102754641
wtf man...

If Aiko is so good at getting art commissions, why doesn't she commission and post her own lewds? Huh? HUH

>>102754628
>the same way going to a bar is just an excuse to meet up with friends.
Why do I feel like it's the other way around in this company?

>>102754681
Because you haven't been to a bar in 2025?

>>102754664
For talents' eyes only, sorry

BMAF

for people here that have bought hololive merch, how fast are they delivering their merch and what courier do they use?
cause im getting this feeling in case we start getting big indies on invaders (the rrat on the street is that Mint is joining after hinting at it on her anni stream) they are going to demand (and with a lot of reason) that the delivery of merch is fixed, idk maybe Sakana can partner with DHL or something similar.

>>102754641
browns can't afford to ship bad dragons to their country
even in europe it's expensive (I got the dragon onahole)

>>102754371
(Update)

The greasy gloomy guy with acne sitting in the corner is her boyfriend. Why do I bother going outside? It's just taken normies out here.

>>102754813
it's over...

>>102754813
Some of the normies aren't taken, but you have to get lucky

>>102754761
Did you mean Bamf?

>>102754782
you can ask the girls, manager-chama

>>102754782
I don't know about Holo, but I feel Phase is catching up with my orders since they changed the warehouse. It will still take more than 6 months, because everything is a damn preorder.

>>102754813

>>102754813
Normal women generally don't go 2 months without a boyfriend, they always have someone lined up, the best strat is to be that dude in the dms

>>102754813
Better luck next time. It's a numbers game.

>>102754761
>No spoiler

You're slacking bmafposter

Eimi can you get up and stream I don't want to watch a vod right now.

>>102754813
That's fixable.

>>102754921
2 months what the hell kind of fantasy do you live in? Women have the replacement lined up BEFORE they break up with their current boyfriend. They usually don't tell the replacement that this is going on either. There's zero downtime between boyfriend A and boyfriend B.

>>102754917
How does it take 6 months to ship a box? If the goods are already in the warehouse, literally all you need to do is put them in a box, tape it up, write down the address, and send it to the post office

>>102754954
Genuinely have better number odds playing gacha games, spend less money on them in the long run too.

Give me a Yuu

>>102755017
What would happen if they had to be boyfriend less for a while? Would they explode?

>>102755033
>If the goods are already in the warehouse
DYRBI? Shit's vaporware. Shipments go out in a trickle because that's how long inventory takes to come in from Malaysia or whatever sweatshop shithole they got to make the merch.

>>102755076
they go online and call themselves femcel

>>102755070

>>102755010
Hey anon how about I rape your ASS
not eimi btw

>>102755070

>>102755033
>If the goods are already in the warehouse
That's the point, it's not. Everything you buy from Phase, except coffee and permanent standees, will be manufactured when the order period ends. They write that everywhere in the shop.

>>102755070
I knew I was forgetting something for the roster poll. Oh well, next time.

>>102755076
They download the Tea app and shittalk anybody who rejects them.

>>102755115
Placing an order is an interest free loan from you to them until you get your china junk?

>>102755168
>anon discovers the concept of a pre-order

>>102755110
you cant even get out of bed to stream come on

Love Nasa

Hate

>>102755168
Is this your first time preordering something?

They called me gay, but I've become the straightest man in the galaxy.

>>102754782
>after hinting at it on her anni stream
Timestamp?
I can't see Phase pulling in new people after the Nyana gen coming in September for quite a while. She'd probably be basemented for like a year and a half while they collect more people for another set of invaders if she is joining
Also that aside Phase shipping has improved drastically as of late, current Canadian post issues notwithstanding, the actual shipping part takes 2-4 days for standard shipping to Australia but that was never what takes time. Holo does limited quantity runs with their merch so it's already made and ready to pack at the cost of not everyone being able to buy it while Phase does preorders so it still needs to be produced but everyone can order

>>102755155
>Tea app gets "hacked" because it asked users for government ID as account verification, but stored all those photos permanently in an unencrypted and public AWS bucket that someone just found during a routine data travel
Why are modern programmers so criminally incompetent? You can't even blame jeets this time, the only two techies on Tea's payroll are Portuguese.

>>102755095
Jelly...

>>102755233
Same shit.

>>102755070

>>102755233
>the only two techies on Tea's payroll are Portuguese
because they outsourced the rest

>>102754813
>a lovebug/labham hybrid thought he could pull an 11/10
I appreciate your optimism

>>102755288
Yeah to ChatGPT lol
>You lived long enough to see all the coders in charge of your account security be turned into vibe coding sloptards

Mari had a $750 chair, how much is your chair? Do you like it? Looking for chair recommendations

>>102754921
>>102755017
>anons ITT have never spoken to women before
Majority of them go several months or years between relationships, majority of them are still hooking up with guys regularly even if not dating though

I heard Lia Leaked Gen 4? Time stamp?

>>102755362
Are you trying to make me hate women?

>>102755355
ikea markus is all you need
ikea millberget if you're a brokie

>>102753917
Sam get the fuck off me no homo bro

>>102755355
What is this, /dmpg/? Whay vst3's you running boy? I'm rocking a toilet seat shoved into a lazy boy recliner. It really upped my output. I'm cranking out like two songs a day now and i can shit while comping.
P H A S E C O N N E C T

>>102754782
>for people here that have bought hololive merch, how fast are they delivering their merch and what courier do they use?
So having bought holo, indie and vshojo merch I can tell you that on average phase and holo are about on par
Hell the none pro order merch is the fastest shipping there is for vtuber merch
The only merch I got faster than phase merch was stuff like indie merch from someone in the same country as me that took 5 months to get made and shipped

>>102755414

>>102755362
Maybe at your age bracket, old man. The only single women in their 20s I ever met were the maladjusted schizoids.

>>102755205
I never do it.

>>102755355
Go to a new car dealership after the service department shuts down. Sales stays open longer. Say you're picking up a chair for John. Grab a chair from the service department. Its free. I've taken 5 chairs this way.

>>102755233
They don't think they get paid to keep users data safe. Not even payment processors see any consequences from having their databases stolen.

>>102755484
some people report static electricity issues with that chair but I've never had that happen
and I have very frequent issues with static electricity otherwise (at work)

>>102755362
>women aren't in relationships
>they're still hooking up with guys regularly though
These are the same women who tell you they're femcels btw.

>>102754306
You would be surprised the kind of connections you can make out of nowhere. A friend met a CEO of an American Motor company in Disneyland just by speaking up for his paraplegic son then having a good conversation. Received an insane job offer weeks later.
Being a professional conversationalist is key.

>>102755355
I sawed my desk legs short and sit on a cushion on the floor. I have a couple of cushions and a cork block that I use interchangeably.

>>102754559
I like that other science game I wonder if streamers will give past games a go when they get huge updates.

>>102755355
real Phase fan sits on a log cushion like Michi

>>102755355
1000, but got it for 599 from an overstock warehouse.
Herman Miller Aeron.
Absolutely worth it. The back problems I've struggled with for years vanished after a few weeks of using it.

>>102755408
If you could download an app and order pussy to your house, same day delivery, for free and they'll even cook for you if you ask would you not use it? Because that's how dating apps work for women who aren't landwhales
>>102755513
I work in an office with ~25 women below 30. Only a little over a third of them are in a relationship and that ratio is consistent in every group I've seen for the past decade

why are there 2 breads

>>102755355
+1 on ikea markus

>>102755743
women also exclusively eat food ordered from doordash, apparently

>>102755756
Phase is growing stronger.

>>102755756

>>102755168
Learning business for the first time? Welcome.

>>102755608
Most programmers don't know how to work with data. They all focus on functions or UI, but as soon as a database or data storage gets involved, they can't even keep it consistent, let alone secure. I met accountants who had better habits to keep their excels safe and correct.

>>102755355
I got mine free from work. They were gonna throw it out.

>>102755756

>>102755233
Because there arent any finacial clauses/ repercussions they are bound to. You volunteer/ sign up for their services.

>>102755756

Mari and sleepy are my favorite femcels.

>>102755924
I much prefer the ogs Lumi and Pippa

>>102755756
phase board

Clio does what pipdon't.

>>102755772
A lot of them do pretty much. The amount of girls I speak to who are shocked that I cook every day is concerning

>>102755973
Stream?
Enjoy video games?
Responsibly take care of a pet?

>Bratty gyaru Tenma
Does she secretly have a Brat Correction fetish?

>>102755980
Just one more reason to enjoy post-apocalyptic fantasy.

>>102755772
This is sadly true. Wife material ones at least practice cooking once in a while.

>>102756010
she has a "being beaten by buff men" fetish

>>102755980
My brother's wife hates cooking so much she brags about how much she doesn't know anything about it. When my brother and I spent a week abroad together she would literally call him and ask how she's supposed to bake chicken in the oven

>>102756010
No AFAIK she's into shota brats getting raped by animals or something.

>>102753965
>having trouble in finding a partner
well yeah most self respecting men dont date runthrough women, she had her fun and is now paying the price

>>102755355
Like $600, just get a decent office chair and avoid anything marketed to gamers and you'll be fine

>>102756071
Uhh source?

>>102756105
It was in a stream where she talked about hentai doujins she liked

>>102755484
it only hurts your back if you're a giant
if you're a manlet like me then the chair is perfect

>>102755714
Great chairs and professional ergonomic chairs are the way to go. I absolutely despise Twitch that promote those racing things. They are getting replaced every month for them.

>>102754631
This is the one Lia's boyfriend was unsuccesfully trying to shill, right? How is her?

>>102756228
What in the GOD'S NAME is THAT?

>>102756067
>she brags about how much she doesn't know
I cannot express how much hatred lies in my heart for people like this, regardless of what the topic is. People bragging about being unable to do something should be removed from the genepool
I don't care if it's about cooking, vehicle maintenance or using a computer, if being an incompetent retard is a source of anything but shame you should stop existing

>>102756256
Armussy

>>102756256
it's a pussy transplanted onto an armpit
it's very sad

>>102756256
pitpussy

>>102753965
It's not hard to do the math about her difficulty to find a partner, it's not like she can't, she doesn't want the men available to her, with good reason.

>>102755233
It was probably vibe coded

>>102756264
Related, there's a Chinese meme where you grow your pinky fingernail SUPER long to show off to your friends about how you're so well off you never have to do manual labor. Grosses me the fuck out.

>>102756256
pitussy

>>102756256
juicy armpit

>>102756323
Like black women and acrylic nails.

>>102755484
Tää :Dd

>>102756352
sex

Lumi agreed to have sex with me if I was the last man on earth

>>102756317
Is it because they are all from SEA or some other menhera reason that I'm not seeing?

Hime joking about rape is problematic.

>>102756421
Thanks for the update, SunbrOcean.

>>102756426
It’s problematic because she knows I’ll never be able to do it. Fucking tease

>>102756423
yeah it's mostly low value SEA men

If you and Pippa were the last 2 white people on Earth would you breed her or let the white race die

>>102756323
Foul

>>102756481
Pippa it's time to stop posting on 4chan and empty out the RV septic tank.

>>102756317
She literally dated someone in another country. If she’s willing to do long distance she can pick whomever she wants silly.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>102756522
>she can pick whomever she wants silly
Not (You) though

Kaleido is collecting feedback for their 1.5 stream.
https://forms.gle/DfhU73igJ72txYE58

Who's the lucky guy? Yeah, me.

>>102756521
Hyyyyyped for the Pippa RV arc!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0M8KhJUzfcw

Who's got baby fever the hardest: Clio, Tenma, Lumi, Uruka, or Pippa?

>>102756481
I thought Pippa was american.

>>102756522
And she got burned by it, silly. She needs more reassurance now instead of being a retarded romantic

>>102756481
If there's only 2 of us the race is already dead since incest is illegal

>>102756550
I don’t want someone who is tainted. She’s all yours

>>102756010
Tenma mentions weekly how she wants a tall strong man to throw her into the ground and bend her like a dry wooden stick

>>102756481
I'm japanese

>>102756569
I would like to be just friends with Loki.

>you can do anything you want with Muyu for 6 months
>after that you are captured and sent to prison for the rest of your life where the other prisoners can whatever they want with you
Would you accept?

>>102756664
No.

>>102756664
>force Muyu to commit crimes and get arrested so she goes to the same prison you go to

countdown with bed sqeek good god that's a bit unfair lol

>>102756664
Yeah. I'm a gumi btw.

>>102756664
No lol

>>102756664
id kms after my muyu time is over, simple

Tenmama

>>102756664
Why would I be arrested for being with an adult woman?

>>102756626
What's the mathematically best way to repopulate from two people with the least amount of incest? Some will be needed but yeah

ruhuhu

>>102756745
The government is jealous

i pity the guy who settles with jelly, completely ignorant of her past.

>>102756715
Are you a woman?

>you are oshi can make and type of bean cuisine in the world
>it's all super delirious and she like it very much
>you become bean intolerant forever
Wood you?

Da Mich
https://www.youtube.com/live/ts41WYMq0KM

>>102756775
Settles? She’ll be talking with the next one 1 month in

>>102756569
Memory cause coming home to a cooked meal is enough for me.

MOM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmE7RrHpQww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmE7RrHpQww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmE7RrHpQww

>>102756745
Because she was committing wire and tax fraud under your name while you were together.

>>102756818
surely shell settle someday

>>102756827
how is she on school, is she finally free or close to being free at least?

>>102756803
My brain hurts reading this.

>>102756569
ill take loki

>>102756864
Not yet. But soon the mid terms will be over

>>102756873
I actually made half of those typos on purpose

Punch a Himebito in the clitoris

>>102756569
Memory because someone needs to save her from her own cooking

>>102756827
God I wanna see her bounce on some thick dark meat

>>102756761
Just have as many kids as possible and have those kids fuck each other and you/their mother without forming dedicated relationships but still tracking lineage and then in the next generation you can start to avoid direct siblings/parents and over time you can separate things out
The entire population is going to be inbred as fuck for a very very long time though

>>102756664
Yes, they wouldn't want me

>>102756941
Hoooooly tigers

>>102756941
based

>>102756941

>>102756626
Isn't it kind of funny how Adam and Eve got expelled from the Garden of Eden, then ran into a bunch of other human tribes?

>>102756569
Pico so that I can cosplay as Solaire and finally fuck the sun

I seriously think MariMari_EN's desk review streams are just her fishing for boyfriends

>>102757052
It'd be a bit greedy to look for a second

>>102757052
If that's how you feel about it, that means she successfully manipulated you into thinking she was somehow single and available and interested in YOU, specifically. That's what we call GFE in this industry.

it's funny that the last line of this graph is why they're so obsessed with hating whites

>>102757156
>not even black males like black females the most
Brutal.

>>102757156

my girlfriend is turning 17 next week. Only 1 year left...

>>102757156
shit checkes out

Jelly is a dirty, dirty whoore

>>102757230
Anon.....don't look up when most girls lose their virginity...

>>102757197
Literally only sheboons like blacks and they’re the least desirable creatures on earth.

Bros... Tenma is gone... Now what...

>>102757230
put a baby in her quick! while shes still a brat!

>>102757216
i love yuy my weird chinese wife

>>102757237
i pick you femanon, now post tits

>muh dihk
Why are whites acting like niggers to asian males?

>>102757266
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmE7RrHpQww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmE7RrHpQww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmE7RrHpQww

>>102756569
This made me realise that I'm far more willing to interact with the JP girls, whilst the EN ones frighten me

https://x.com/elfinpsyop/status/1949109902091182304

>>102757260
it depends, some black women do be giving my white penis a hard time

>>102757335
Reasonable approach, seeing as EN girls like Lumi will ban you from all phase talent streams if you say something that she doesn't like.

>>102757324
I love my mom!

>>102757359
She's MY mom

Giving anon a little brother

>>102757335
*Clara

>>102757271
Yeah too bad she's dying

>>102757391
I can believe pitfags would go as far as to rig a random twitter poll...

>>102757391

>just blatantly admitting to beastiality

Would you rather

>rape Hime for 6 hours straight and get away with it

Or

>a can of infinite beans

>>102757473
Pits are adjacent to Wemis flat chest. That’s hot

>>102757466
she needs my cum to heal

>>102757509
infinite beans

>>102757324
grim

>>102757473
I don't even like pits I just hate footfags

>>102757509
I like Hime rape
but the beans…

>>102757509
Every Phase Connector would just give me sex for a lifetime beans subscription, which I could provide with a can of infinite beans.

>>102756569
I think Memory and her cute friend should both become my wives.

>>102757156
Putting Asian/Indian in the same metric is funny after they clearly know by the left row that Indians, Middle Easterners, and Asians are different.

Muyu needs to have her pinoy pussy breed by a spanish BVLL just like in the good old days

I don't know how much longer I can trust

>>102757509
I dont like beans and i dont think im strong enough to pick up an infinite amount of beans. Im sorry Hime...

[Erina News]
Her tits are absolutely massive and I can’t focus

Would you rather have
>a whole week supply of my famous homemade spicy bean stew
or
>infinite sex with Hime
?

>>102757655
She is streaming gta slop right now. Eat up piggy

>>102757655
That's the issue with souls slop once you've played enough of it you can be entertain by anything like watching the paint dry or gta roleplay

>>102757655
As long as you trust, there's hope

>>102754117
Kitanya
Nyana
Sara Nagare
Midas
Coyote

>>102757745
I pick infinite sex with Anonymous so i get infinite spicy bean stews

Would you rather have
>marriage with Pippa + can of infinite beans
or
>can of infinite beans

>>102756664
Why would I be arrested for making her work out and realise gym people aren't that bad

>>102757509
>>102757745
>>102757863
i would rather kms

>>102757637
Akari cute.

Would you rather
>not watch wemi
or
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efWJbpQMV9I
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efWJbpQMV9I
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efWJbpQMV9I

Would you rather

>witness your oshi bouncing on a BBC

Or

>bounce on the BBC by yourself

wemi back from hospital
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efWJbpQMV9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efWJbpQMV9I
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efWJbpQMV9I

Would you rather be
>Airi's necktie
or
>Wemi's garterbelt

Mom is being very cute today

>>102757752
Whats up with the outfit tease? Another gimmick she won't use?

>>102753779
Current medal status: 5 players are separated by 2 votes in the race for the last two medal slots, but two of them are ineligible due to not being top 11 in the general poll. Also, if anyone gets demoted from medal status, their replacement will be someone who has never been a medal before.

NO MORE WOULD YOU RATHER POSTS BELOW THIS LINE

______________________________________

>>102758009
Are you asking if you can take a BBC for your oshi like you would a bullet?

>>102758073
https://x.com/remilia_nephys/status/1949130444018164176

>>102758073
no thanks gimme the beans

>>102758040
That’s a lot of throat

>you marry your oshi
but
>Lumi becomes infertile forever
Do you press the button

>>102758021
>>102757995
NEW POLL
https://x.com/Remilia_Nephys/status/1949130444018164176

>>102758073
Rolling for marriage with the Pippa.
Evens: not gonna happen
Odds: probably not gonna happen

>>102758117
as if she isnt already

>>102758009
Makinist post.

>>102758117
I use this question to threaten her into marriage. It's either me or nobody.

>>102758117
Marry Lumi. Win win

does clio do threesomes with her roomies

>your oshi
>your race
>your occupation
>your age
>is your dick normal or uncut

>>102758009
I rather you put a shotgun in your mouth.

>>102758244
>>is your dick normal or uncut
shalom rabbi

>>102758244
Panko, white, government employee, 35, uncut.

Gumis look like this? Holy
http://x.com/elfinpsyop/status/1949109902091182304

>>102758244
a whore
human
neet
above 18
8 inch

>>102758340
sunbros are so lucky...

>>102758340
Gumis, like their oshi, are grifters

>>102758244
Lia
Slavic
Elevator engineer trainee
23
Uncut

>>102758244
>Can't answer that question without my lawyer
>Blanc
>Watching Phasers
>30+
>5.5 inch uncut micro penis with a slight curve to the left

>>102758340
She has a big goofy arab nose though

>>102753654 (OP)
MY IDOL GEOLOGIST DOG
I WANT TO SEE HER SUCEED AND THRIVE

>>102757509
infinite beans

>>102757509
What kind of beans are in the can?

Why are you bumping the other thread, exactly?

>>102758388
sloveniananon...

>>102758443
A shame to waste it.

>>102758415
I’m having an orogeny in my pants if you catch my drift.

>>102758425
Yummy beans

>>102758425
kidney

Would you rather
>have gay sex with your oshi
or
>have gay sex with 4XL starknight

>>102758244
Erina
Polish
University professor of sociology
38
Uncut

Would you rather
>get circumcised
or
>eat a load(not yours) out of your oshi's pussy

My type of girl: Pale white skin blue eyes golden hair and circles under eyes

[wemi news] size doesn't matter, small can be good too
i didn't need to hear this but i'm sure somebody did

>>102758585
as a proud napling I choose the second option

why is wemi doing a crossword

>>102758443
Gonna migrate when this turns stale.

>>102758624
This one? good luck

>>102758585
Second one

>>102758648
ill make sure to drink plenty of pineapple juice just for you anon

>>102758655
I don't know but Lumi's been doing them recently so I'll blame her.

>>102758244
Tenma, White, PhD candidate, 22, 6" uncut (7 if bone press)

>>102758788
She would love you if you were black

>>102758715
Remi started doing sudoku then everyone wanted to do it. Dizzy and Iori did some on stream.

>>102758244
Nasa, Nordic/White, Master studies in economics, 24, uncut

>>102758836
no one likes nogs, especially tenma

>>102758879
lol
lmao

>>102758840
What a trendsetter my daughter is

tranny thread

>>102758879
Tenma gets horny over any hunk, regardless of race

>>102758964
this but clio

>>102758879
Erina does.

>>102758937
Said she sucked at worrdle but Lumi keeps complaining she’s gets beat by Remi.

>>102759036
you wish, ajij

>>102758244
>Pippa
>(((white)))
>rabbi
>41
>oy vey, wouldn’t you like to know about my penis

>>102759036
does what

>>102759076
Shalom Anon

>>102758117
0 hesitation, I’ll probably divorce my oshi anyway because vtubers are mentally unstable.
Lumi is a dumb bitch who doesn’t deserve happiness.

>>102758475
>Kidney beans
Nasty. Im sorry, Hime...

>you marry your oshi Clio and she becomes fertile again
but
>all other phasers become infertile forever
Do you press the button

>Mom's chat telling her about those influencers who grab stray animals or adopt them from rescue shelters so they can either post fake rescue videos to Instagram or abuse them themselves to post fake saviorfag stories
Is modern Influencer culture the most corrupt form of media to ever exist?

>Panko retweeted some random guy using her art tag for his gardening shit
kek

>>102759200
sry other phasers but IM GOING TO SAVE HER EGGS

Wemi is going hard on the brain damage keyfabe today I see.

And OP is brain damaged too for prematurely ejaculating a thread.

>>102759200
Yes

>>102759200
What if my oshi isn't Clio?

>>102758244
Clara
Slav
Techbro
30s
Normal and big. Perfect for breeding a crusty vagina like Clara's. Asian dudes can't ever produce enough cum to fill up her gaped hole.

>>102759228
sovl

>>102759200
Yes. I'm gonna Clara miserable and all her coworkers miserable too. So it's a win win.

>>102758244
Runie
White
Mechanical Engineering R&D
30
Normal

>>102759228
panko doesn't pay attention to fanart confirmed

>>102759228
based

>>102759378
knowing her she was laughing her ass off retweeting it

>>102759228
I think it’s cute

Bake a new bread???

>>102759473
Just recycle that other Pico bake

>>102753689
>>102753689
>>102753689

>>102759473
Sure man, here you go
>>102753689
>>102753689
>>102753689

>>102759096
me(I'm white)

I'm surfing the web right now

>>102758937
I have been sitting on this since forever. These magic words will now apply to Wemi
https://youtu.be/r7Ve8ExE8YY?si=u04NI2GRgnddLdj3

I'm done with this cursed horse game! The gacha rates are baloney and the premium currency is ridiculously expensive.

NIGGERS!

>>102759598
My main gripe 5 years ago was the the main content (new career stories) were locked behind gacha

>>102759228
Cinema

>>102758964
wow better kiara

>>102759525
>>102759528