Thread 102765349

>You WILL stop doing ASMR.
>You WILL tell your weirdo fans to fuck off.
>You WILL stop hanging out with that korean dyke.
>You WILL stop travelling to Japan all the goddamn time. It's ruining our relationship and you want a baby, don't you?
>You WILL quit that company.
>You WILL sell merch on day one. We need money for that Disney wedding you want so much.
>You WILL announce our engagement on twitter for no reason whatsoever.
>I'm the only guy for you, baby. I'm the only one who knows you for who you really are, not as an anime bitch. And you really want to be a mom, don't you?

Based

>>102765349 (OP)
>You WILL stop doing ASMR.
That one was verifiably cover since she's done ASMR since leaving.

>>102765349 (OP)
You forgot to make him black, dumbass.

>>102765349 (OP)
Lucky guy I wish I was him desu

>>102765349 (OP)
It's interesting how the faunacuckening confirmed that these are red flags for a boyfriend

>no homocollabs
>no GFE
>no ASMR
>no superchat

>>102765349 (OP)
Unironically, this probably happened

>>102765349 (OP)
Sounds based. Just reminder that while you're making threads bitching about Nimi he's creamping her.

>>102765349 (OP)
You would do the same thing in his position.

>>102765990
so all of hololive?

>>102765349 (OP)
>You WILL announce our engagement on twitter for no reason whatsoever.

Yeah what was that about? Do you think she was just really excited and had to tell someone? Maybe that was the day he proposed to her? Did she tweet before or after they had celebratory sex?

>>102765349 (OP)
>You WILL stop hanging out with that korean dyke.
Ok, that actually makes sense. Maybe this partner saw the red flags and (unlike sally's husband) put his feet down. Fauna, not warning to lose the trad wife dream, had a talk with kronni about boundaries and proper distance between coworkers. Kronni them went all menhera like "k, you want distance? I'm gonna give you distance". And we know the rest. Believable. I buy this rrat.

>>102765349 (OP)
Interesting setup.

>>102765349 (OP)
I am thinking based.

>>102765349 (OP)
>Actually it is cringe not to accept her getting railed by another man chud
>Am I right my fellow Cucklings

>>102765349 (OP)
so is he basically like melody's "manager"?

>>102766854
What if he actually meant Ina though?

>>102765477
kek

>>102766633
Nah bitch you got how many subs? I'm buying a dslr and you're opening an onlyfans. Daddy needs a house.

>>102765349 (OP)
Instead of complaining, naplings should be getting in shape and finding some 2view to groom so they can experience a lite version of this bull supremacy.

>>102765477
If he were black he couldn't be turbosoy. Can you even imagine how feminine her son will be?

>>102765349 (OP)
God I gotta start being manipulative

>>102769678
Nigga, one of the main three black male flavours is the fruity nigger, alongside the gangster nigger, and the smash bros nerd nigger

>>102769896
The fruitiest spook is still a hard assed nigga compared to the true basedboi.

>>102770080
The fuck kind of wordfilter is that? Gookmoot needs to hang.

>>102766827
She has been in the industry too long and has been too successful for it not to have been a calculated move. Possibly she knew it was gonna get leaked and that would have been way worse than announcing it herself and taking control of the situation and narrative.

>>102766827
Announcing your wedding to total strangers that you keep at arms length by your admission is parasocial behavior.

>>102771699
>leak
Yeah but who cares? People in this community, outside of 4chan, don't even acknowledge roommate activity. Normalfags love to respect the boundaries. Why bother getting a head of it? Also, it begs the question, why not get even further ahead of by announcing she was in a relationship?

I don't care for the leaker angle. Personally, I thought she had a woman moment.

>>102765990
>>no homocollabs
Ironic how this is a boyfriend red flag

>>102772099
it's obvious she's going to introduce nimi nightstallion to stream with her so this was preparation
there's no other value to the stupid announcement

>>102772354
But that isn't ironic at all. You'd expect the kind of insecure faggot faunner would pull to be intimidated by another Y chromosome interacting with his woman.

>>102772099
The parasocial relationship many viewers develop is a surrogate for the emotional relationship with a gf whether they realize it or not. Vtubers know they are surrogate gfs.

>Normalfags love to respect the boundaries.
Nobody who watches vtubers is a normalfag I assure you. In fact vtuber enjoyers are some of the furthest away from being normalfags.

>>102772402
>nimi nightstallion
Maximum kek

>>102765349 (OP)
Based Husband taking charge.

>>102772480
Do we have to say normalfags by comparison?

I'm I the only one who thinks this dude's a cuck? Imagine your girlfriend makes more than you by being goonbait.

>>102772652
>is a pimp actually a cuck?

no
infact she doesn't even fuck her paypigs or show skin. he's winning hard.

>>102772745
As much as you can be winning as you stick your dick in crazy vegan.

>>102765477
Black is just there for the baby making, not marriage.

>>102772886
Her honktacular genetics are literally all she has going for her as a flesh woman and you just want to shit all over that? Please go back to/b/.

>>102765477
obsessed

>>102766734
Bad news, anon. Unless they are a confirmed lesbian.

>>102772814
Imagine she made him a vegan.
>Enjoy your tofurkey, hubby!

>>102773314
Dammit, bitch! I said Cheebducken.

>>102772814
She can't be a vegan.
She said she wants a family, so you know she's getting some meat.

>>102773388
Oops, that wasn't the Cheebducken.

>>102773407
It's called the impossible whopper for a reason.

>>102765349 (OP)
reminds me of the skinny DFC tiktok girl whose new bf forced her into a boob job and tons of facial surgery then cheated and dumped her anyway

>>102773566
It's like when immigrants come from shithole countries then try to make their new one adopt the laws that made their old one shitty.

>>102765349 (OP)
>You WILL stop doing ASMR.
This is stupid, you get good money by doing them and it's fun to record the audios with your girlfriend, what an idiot.

>>102772652
>Imagine your girlfriend makes more than you by being goonbait.
It's comfy actually.

>>102773787
Nice larp.

>>102765349 (OP)
That’s what husbands are for

>>102773839
It isn't larp if you're unemployed.

>>102774051
What he said only works if your gf is also an ewhore.

>>102765349 (OP)
Is she turned on and attracted to him when he tells her to shit on the losers that give her money? Honestly that sounds like a pretty easy way to score some alpha points with a woman.

>>102774169
Girls love it when the man they love says shit like that, like "You're mine" and stuff like that.

>>102765349 (OP)
This is all the correct behavior. Now tell her to stop vtubing.

>>102774169
He's probably more charismatic and charming than her.

>>102765349 (OP)
Based, no woman will ever do this for OP, he is too much of a fag. And that is why he makes these threads, seething like a loser.

>>102774362
I mean if Vtubing is paying for their house then I doubt she will stop.

>>102774362
It'd be better for everyone if she just retired, but emotional prostitution pays too good.

DELETE THIS FUCKING THREAD MODS
sage in all categories

>>102774901
>emotional prostitution
What is the next stage? We can't stop here.

>>102765349 (OP)
>marrying a bisexual women
>marrying an ex vtuber bisexual women
Guy is in for a not so great time.

>>102776451
There are simps out there who would drop five digits for a night with Nimi

>>102772652
I would 100% not a vtuber, its be like dating a host girl or a girl that works at a club in an skimpy outfit. Not quite stripper tier but close enough you can see it.

>>102774362
Why even date a vtuber girl to begin with?

>>102776533
That sounds like a previous stage and not next one. Five digits is nice but it is still giving away her most prized possession to an ugly loser. When I am thinking next stage I am thinking something where women have to give even less for the money.

>>102772458
A married woman shall not be hanging around a single man alone. And a married man shall not be hanging around a single woman. That's wisdom. Only a beta cuck would not feel any jealousy.
The opposite is preached only on the internet 'i can hang around anyone alone hihihi xd' it's done by losers

>>102776639
In theory if she isn't a 2view then she should have an appealing personality? In practice I have this possibly wrong idea that there is no woman worse than a successful vtuber. They mostly look average or below average so if you take a woman like that and bombard her with attention and being desired she will turn into a monster.

>>102776532
I really don't envy this guy since Nimi is a piece of work IRL.

I don't think he has any power in their relationship desu.

>>102777275
I mean considering the last 10-15 years statistics, there is a 50-50 chance for it to end in divorce. This goes for every marriage in NA.

>>102776913
Realistically it's weird she's a vtuber at all. I'm sure it's possible he chuckles about 'cucking' her fans, but it's weird in the first place to even be like "yeah baby spend 8 hours a day playing bideogames for men online". It just seems like a loser move.

>>102777525
No, thats how that works. 50/50 is for ALL marriages, and the most likely characteristic that leads to divorce is having had a divorce once already. Meaning 50/50 is counting everyone who has had 2, 3 and so on marriages. If you cut out people who got divorce and then married again, it drops to 24/75. Even then its lower because if you count for demographics and age, Nimi is way lower. Millennials overall have seen a lower amount of divorce. If anything her bisexuality more than anything puts her on a higher average of divorce.

>>102765477
mutts law

>>102766633
Yes but I'm not in his position so I'm mad.