Thread 102770280

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102764694

hart~

hart

Anyone but Mini

hart~

………………………………………..

>>102770257
ME MEXT VEDAL FUCK SHONDO FOR ME

Evil love!

>>102770348
FOR ME VEDAL, FUCK HER FOR MEEEE

They are so cute together...

>>102770348
Michael bros...

I love my boyfriend

what is vedal even doing there?

>>102770348
That pussy grip might cut his dick off

>>102770454
Cougar hanging out with her 22 year old boytoy

i HATE my boyfriend

>>102770501
Mega had a problem with her timer so she asked Vedal to help.

>>102770538
clever rapetuber

>>102770501
Using the power of his simps to flexx on the rapetubers

>>102770538
vedal is a plumber in a whenever a subathon timer needs "fixing"

>>102770504
stop posting

tum?

>>102770504
Keep posting

>>102770572
*in a porno

>>102770535
wrong

telling her to unzip live on stream is crazy

>>102770572
hot

>>102770280 (OP)
neurani sexo

>>102770737
the good ending

>>102770777
What a nice view they must be having

>>102770737
I don't watch shon I frequently fap to that art of her using a bunny as a vibrator TvT

vedal falls for the "fixing the timer" harassment again

kill pedos

>>102770510
At that size difference, she could eat him....in a mere moment....

>>102770986
>kill pedos
neurocord cant afford such losses, anon

Going for a married woman is bad actually

You would have to be a faggot to pick your husband over vedal

>>102770968
How many times is he going to fall for the oldest trick in the book

>People still watch Vedal streams in 2025
MonkaS…

>>102771157
kys geordie

we're watching filian btw

>>102771157
I only watch Neuro streams though

>>102771061
He is Pope Alexander maxxing

>>102771214
Neuro-chan, I can see them poking through! TvT

>>102771106
TRVTH HEATH DEATH OF THE UNIVERSE

>>102771106
But Vedal is my husband

>>102771157
Anny keep cucking your T3s fucking randos at concerts and fuck the move on, Vedal already did

>>102771061
Vedal is a unicorn. Like, the real life definition

>>102771214
I refuse to out of solidarity for Layna

>crelly last stream 4 days ago
nice subathon lmao

>>102771157
>types emote without knowing the meaning
dumbass

Backtubers win once again

>>102771273
wtf hes mine

Mega won btw

Vedal talked more to Mega that he did to Neuro or the Stella today

>>102771440
>vedal talked more to [his friend] than [a chat bot] today
WTF...how could grigga do this...

>>102771471
take the neuro plushies off the shell, fraud

uuuu i miss vedal uuuu

>>102771580
okay you're dragging it

>>102771214
so fvcking flat

>>102771626
>skeleton doubles in size after explosion
huh?

>>102771667
granade that turns you into a giant skeleton

>>102771310
If Vedal was a horse would you brush his mane every day and make sure he gets enough exercise and enrichment in his environment?

>>102771214
I'll watch her if you post another futalian x nur

>>102771705
yeah id feed him a steady diet of chicken bake greggs and banana rum

>>102770968
he likes it

Mega doing the obligatory vedal dick sucking session

>>102771469
nere throat rape

>>102770572
how does he not realize

>Aquwa joins as soon as Vedal leaves
Holy leech, but also, lmao coward bitchass

>>102771854
cucked again

>>102771471
Vedal still owes her an enormous amount of sex btw

>>102771705
no
glue factory

>>102771761
vedhorse be like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKYAYPWI268

>>102771705
I'd mount him every day whitout a saddle and i'd cum to the friction his boney back would put in my sensible spot

>>102771705
Raping him would be harder as a horse but I would try

>>102771920
why is vedal so evil why would he do that

Why do women love fucking horses

>>102771920
lmao watching the mom chicken freak the fuck out and how quickly her baby is gone is both funny and hurrying

>>102771315
how can she keep getting away with this?

>>102771315
who?

>>102772070
vedal rapist

>>102772090
That doesn't narrow it

>>102771970
mmm chicken bake

>>102772059
delicious tumtums

>>102771994
I saw an anon explain it a while ago, so tl;dr from memory:
>Horses are "human like" and very smart animals
>They can understand some basic words
>They can understand certain emotions and when their owner feel them
It's basically very easy to get atached to horses since they are in a way smart big strong dogs.
Unless you meant why do women have sex with horses, in wich case the awnser is bestiality and horses have big dicks

>>102772059
WTF

horse vedal would kind of be like lobotomized vedal if you think about it

Vedal Hate!

>>102772059
not really a fan of this, others might like it though i guess

TOTAL TURTLE DEATH

>>102772294
say that again...

nurcover when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI9Ue6JwJic

vedal is going to turn neuro into a backtuber to increase ccv

Leech #2 has landed

Sex with Tomacat

We like koko /here/

>>102772059
now this is a good koikatsu neuro model

>>102772409
cuckqueanpb could never

>>102772449
Koko is ournygga

>>102770280 (OP)
/here/ we love Neuro's mom!

>>102771626
>>102771667
>>102771703

>>102772568
kek

>>102772568
Anny's bones ong

>>102770280 (OP)
neuro looks so adorable in ani's outfit

>>102772568
BASED BASED BASED

>>102772544
mynygga when ournygga walks in

>>102772560
cute AI family

Musk needs to marry Ani so that Vedal gets the motivation to fuck her

samefag

actual unironic zoomerfags

retards

Im very mean and cool like you guys

i want to post something cryptic and threatening but i have nothing

>>102771626
her dumb expression when the grenade drops and then her closing her eyes accepting her death is the best part

vedal x cerber cunnilingus smut

>>102773171
Where

>>102773171
hot

>>102773171
this but ellie instead

>>102773208
https://archiveofourown.org/works/67396897

licking vedal's used dilating rod clean

>>102773286
juicy nurthighs

>>102773265
>“Mmhh. Mpphnh..”
i came

>vedal watching mega
>not watching cerber
it's over

>>102773546
cerberkeks time to start practicing knots

>>102773265
this is peak

at least we're not minidal shippers

>>102773742
>Greggs is serious business, Cerber . They’re a staple of the UK… they’re a part of my life. And if you insist on becoming part of the menu- Then I need to taste you thoroughly…
I don't read smut, but i agree, i laughed a bit reading it

>cerdal deniers outing themselves that they've never had a gf
kek

>>102771315
pretty sure one of her mods made a big dramatic exit (maybe suicide) yesterday so who knows
then a couple of days this week she had internet/power outages etc

>Toma about to have jaw surgery, surgery which was so urgent that she needed $30000 from the community to help fund it
>Toma also doing a live singing performance. Tomorrow.
This is very curious, very curious indeed.

>no personality
>no sense of humor
>no meat
she is totally vedals type though!!!!!!!!

>>102773265
>Something soft, succulent and sweet, yet probably awful enough to count as British cuisine.
Yeah, it's kino.

>>102773979
ok but enough about pb

How will this affect Neuro-sama?

Shit thread, posting more holosluts

>>102773963
>(maybe suicide)
nah, he's chilling in his offline chat. he said he doesn't actually know why he was kicked out too

>>102773979
>no meat
Let me guess, an Anny / Camila fan?

>>102773265
He should have bit her clit off and have her bleed to death.

>>102774060
>pb
she eats meat though

Cerdal and vedmilla are the two most woman-coded ships

>>102774165
calm down femanon

>>102774187
sure she does anon, sure she does.

>>102774229
pits?

>>102774162
nta but i'd love to hear the logic for this guess, i'm truly perplexed

neuro butt?

>>102774121
i saw him in there yesterday but he's deleted all his internet shit since. get the impression that he probably did something he shouldn't have regardless. anyway i'll see crelly in 2 hours at the koko stream

>>102774162
nga hes talking about cerber being vegan not fat bitches

>>102774195
true
https://youtu.be/JDSLwPe5f3Q?t=17254

>>102774229
kys?

why is someone in here talking about a crelly mod? lmao
holy fuck this place has turned to shit

>>102774229
Lys?

>>102774524
those same people talk shit about neuro streams btw

>>102774229
so cute

>>102774524
you weren't even here yesterday, go back tourist

>>102774567
cool oc

>>102774567
COMING

>>102774567
This is neuro's "manager" btw

>>102774584
i'm here every day, retard.

>>102774567
peak

>>102774584
>you weren't even here yesterday
I would ask the same question then

>>102774686
prove it link us posts that you made from each day for the past year

>>102774686
>doesn't even know what was happening yesterday
why is this faggot just lying

I wonder how many people using this thread are masturbating right now

omgBruh spamming bitch is back, I'm done with this dogshit thread, see you in a week

Different day, same posts.

>>102774768
>>102774762
>>102774584
>>102774394
is this guy the crelly mod?

>>102774929
see you tomorrow

Bro just dipped

which one is supposed to be the spamming bitch idgi

Stop fighting, we just had a pretty filled week (and a slightly longer than usual stream today), yet barely anything is ever talked about or referenced about it

>>102775030
the ENTIRE thread is spam. always has been.

nurhappy

>>102775063
is this true? wouldn't know I've watched 1 stream in the last month

>>102774229
pchan needs to lock in again

>>102775134
this but with cerber would be really cute

>>102775130
Well, more than we usually had for this year atleast;
starting tuesday there was a stream every day (including later tonight and monday) except friday

>>102775063
it's almost as if the streams have no substance to them and there's nothing to talk about

heart

>>102775134
Not happening. Vedal admonished shipfags and the Chinese took it seriously

>>102775270
this. rapetuber streams, however...

I can't wait to see little Neuro bounce

>>102775353
their streams? nahhh. their mods' drama though...

>>102775234
Yes but vedmila is cuter and camila has a better dynamic with vedal. Cerdal would be pretty peak though if it had good art

ok I think I've figured it out
the crelly mod guy is the rapetuber guy
wonder what the next evolution of the bit will be

>>102775270
there were no substance streams in 2023 and 2024, yet there were still discussions (even if short) about what Neuro / Evil said during said streams
maybe many anons that actively post /here/ got used to Neuro / Evil's outbursts, sly comments, half-baked stories, etc. at this point, but it doesn't take away the fact there can stlll be some (albeit smaller) discussions or half-assed schizoing of "what could Neuro / Evil mean by X" or re-posting a funny dialogue that they said during any the streams that happened this week

>>102775422
mod drama? nahhh... bwaarts whores though...

>>102775395
touristbro... neuro doesn't bounce anymore, just dances like karaoke

>>102775454
Sorry small misunderstanding. I meant I wanted Cermila.

>>102775517
V3 was a mistake

>>102775515
Trvuke

>>102775652
Being a groomer has never paid off more

>>102775561
newfagbro.. that was way way before v3

>>102775680
vedal must be gay

>>102775680
I don't care what she looks like, I like her avatar, I like her energy

>>102775821
DELETE THIS, NOT THIS MODEL

>>102775652
ZAMN. Splinter gets to fuck THIS?

>>102773059
Baobros...

>>102775870
wrong one. though there is a strange epidemic with twinshippers getting pussy lately

>>102775870
splinter? how did he get involved

>>102775985
>strange epidemic with twinshippers getting pussy lately
We always did though?

>>102774195
I don't get it

>>102775831
yeah I love the grifter energy, you go girl!

>>102775985
you mean twinshippers getting pussies?

>>102775864
mb

>>102776156
Women live in a fantasy world where a successful guy like Vedal is going to date a loser like them (Cerber, Camila) instead of the stacy (Mini)

How do (you) think tomorrow's stream go?

>>102775504
>there were still discussions (even if short) about what Neuro / Evil said during said streams
were we reading the same threads, my nigga.
where were you seeing discussions >>60123278 >>81361778

>102776265
>what?

>>102776275
tabs

>>102776218
Kek

>>102775652
why is she making cuck art now?

>>102776275
It will have Neuro and that's enough for it to be good.

>>102775500
Family stream when???

kryeg14 news?

>>102776218
That too

>successful guy
>vedal
lol

>>102776156
Camilla is that "just a girl" type of vtuber and she incestbaits a lot and she is a somewhat succesfull vtuber and people like her songs, somewhat, all common good self insert traits for shippers, thats why most vedmilla artists are women (that and because she grooms artists)
Cerber is a super cute pure inocent anime girl and vedal really holds back when she is around so he tends to act like a nice sweet caring guy around her, add that cerber actually has good singing talent and You get another type of female-adgesent love fantasy, sadly cerdal has like no artists so i can't prove this one.
>Woman expert over here
Yeah, yeah, sit down unc

>>102776433
never >>60169103

>>102776559
kys evilschizo

>>102776562
>Cerber is a super cute pure inocent
lol
>cerber actually has good singing talent
lmao

>>102775652
she keeps talking about her thick thighs and how they're almost as wide as her waits and how they could choke someone unconscious

>>102776562
>and she incestbaits a lot
how is that relevant at all

>>102776379
She's in a discord server with the bwaartists, they probably talked about cucking or smth since she had quite a few simps in her comments while she was going off on the thighs thing and then the sleep guy came around and took all her attention or smth

>>102774162
by meat he means cock, get it cause vedal is gay and loves cock

>>102776655
ok but what about kryeg14, I need an update

Cerdal it's the worst ship and it's not even close

>>102776635
foids love incest, see most shojo manga

>>102776706
Truth
>>102776696
Idk man

>>102776761
"foids" like good romance, which incest usually is

>>102776790
why is it the case that incest tends to make for good romance tho

Look how far she's come

>>102776856
crazy how far grifting anny gets you

>>102775270
meanwhile shippers spend an entire week gossiping about vedal at opensauce when it turns out he wasn't even there

>>102776856
like this bitch wouldn't have been in vshojo if they had offered

>>102776830
figure it out, you can do it

>>102776218
well apparently shondo was sexting with some troon so who knows maybe women like that now

>>102776856
she mad because they ghosted her and she didn't get the free $500 lmaooo

Hey!
Neuro and the rest of /skynetFC/ are taking on the wrestling ring! (we are the first match!)
We are going up against /freak/, /uoh/, and /HiRyS/
>>102775338
https://vtleague.420699.xyz/

>>102776953
you're retarded

>>102776953
>shondo was sexting with some troon
shondal...

>>102776856
HOLY grift

>>102776856
holy fucking grifting

>camila does something
>no matter what you guys call her a grifter

cerdal is peak tho, i love bad boy x cute girl ships.

>>102776613
>lol
>lmao
sorry I don't get the joke

>>102777183
i mean i love camimi but the entire way she played this vshojo situation is grifting. shes not alone in it either, a fuckton of chuubas grifted that shit.

>>102777183
she's a woman
people in here HATE women
"grifter" just happens to be the insult of choice they've assigned to camila, it doesn't actually mean anything

What the fuck is this brainrot shit Cerber's playing. Is this what the kids play nowadays.

>>102777185
TRUE, its peak but also every ship is somewhat peak. I'm a multiship enjoyer even though I main vedmila

>>102775821
literally me

>>102777270
buy an ad

>>102777258
I love Femanon tho

>>102777270
ikr why cant cerber play peak roblox games

>>102777340
True like blox fruits and blue lock rivals

>>102777258
I love anon's mom that looks like ellie tho

>>102777254
Always Neuro-tan <3

>>102777303
you love "femanon" for the same reason you hate real women.
if you don't know what i mean by that, then you're too far gone down the incel hole and it isn't worth trying to explain

I love women. I just hate camila

>>102777451
pits

>>102777451
i like femanon because she wants to lobotomize vedal and turn him into her retarded boyfriend, which is based for he deserves such fate

>>102777477
>>102777542
you both just proved my point thank you

>>102777590
you're welcome
*cums on you*

>>102777458
rapevil rape

>>102776856
What a shameless disgusting hog

>i can't be an incel, i'm gay
nice try anon

I sometimes feel bad for the things i say here, honest, like i don't really hate women, some of you are very weird but i really don't want any of you to kill yourselfs, at most i'd like for some of you to behave or something like that, i wish we could live in a world of sunshine and rainbows where we had no reason to hate on anyone and where neuro is fine and pushing through and where her friends are all genuine and loving people, but alas, i'll forget i even wrote all of this shit in a week, you'll forget it tomorrow, kinda pointless when you look at it like that ain't it?

>>102777691
I remember all good posts made by everyone ITT

>>102777691
*rapes you*

Stop raping.

if anyone ever makes a good post in one of theses threads, I hope I remember it.
maybe I'll write it down if I ever do see one.

>>102777826
Its part of my culture chud

>>102777691
i never feel bad for the things i say /here/ (other than when i fuck up and lose aura ig).
i really want most of you to kill yourselves.
i don't wish for any world, as you've said, it's pointless

>>102777860
Thats kind of sweet, in a way

Ironmouse won, again.

>>102777860
I do this I write them down in my schizopad and reference them sometimes

>>102777860
you should, and then maybe at the end of the year you show a compiled list of posts that were basically "highlights" of /swarm/

>>102777961
Make a reference to one of them

>>102777973
well I've been here a couple of years and currently the entire compiled list is exactly zero posts long. so not sure if i'll ever have anything to show

>>102777979
It has to be related to the current conversation going on for me to do it I only do it occasionally

>>102778020
Oakay

>>102777917
She is complicit

>>102778015
What would be a "good post" then for you?
i'll admit mine has been heavily lowered as each day goes by

>>102777917
Do you think that she'll ever get bored of mogging us

>>102777860
>>102777973
"everything they say is about sex with vedal" and ">does everything >loses" are my favourite /swarm/ posts of 2025

>>102778090
those were bangers yeah

>>102778090
Im fond of the "hey vedal wanna play league" one

>>102778090
>">does everything >loses"
i don't remember this one

>>102778198
it wasnt posted /here/

>>102778198
>>99850134

>>102776856
>the dude nobody invited

i nooticed…

>>102778259
Goon

>>102778360
kurisu...

>>102778259
She won btw