Today in current news from the /vt tower:
This is the second time this has had to be said but Naplings, please stop throwing yourselves off of the roof, it is for BBQs and Social Gatherings only

it's this thread again huh

> Naplings, please stop throwing yourselves off of the roof
That's right, such a waste. How about they just allow themselves to be raped instead?

I bought her doujin

Could the people in the /flip/ quarters stop banging and fliping over and over above me?
it's been happening at every hour of the night and I can't sleep.

>>102918369 (OP)
Residents of the architecture threads, while I don't object to the unhealthy enfattening of your beloved chuubas, please make sure to dispose of any food wrappings and remains in the proper waste cans. Thank you for your attention.

>>102918606
risu lost interest, raping naplings is comforting them from the ntr

It is time to kwab

don't go to sleep yet

>>102918644
source for the AZKi doujin.

>>102918369 (OP)
The Saba Lighthouse is strong many frens have been coming over. Everyone make sure to wear your Lighthouse Hat for your own safety.

Anyone knows Pippa's address?

>>102918369 (OP)
>please stop throwing yourselves off of the roof
What the fuck is a roof? What floor is it on?

Anyone up for a party? We could play WAO!! all night

>>102918369 (OP)

>>102918369 (OP)
It's so damn empty in here

so damn empty in here

>>102918369 (OP)
CRAP I DROPPED HER AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>102929830
it's Mococover...

Cool a free mococo plush!

>>102929887
I'M GOING IN WUFFIAN
I'LL GET HER BACK

>>102918369 (OP)
>Hello yes I'd like to move into /vt/ tower

>>102933770
he goes in the philippino quarter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CpGtBnVZLSk

damn empty in here

empty in here

>>102938064
>>102940521
Quiet will ya
Some people are trying to get some sleep

in here

>>102944997
thats it I'm filing a noise complaint

>>102924423
It's the thing you throw yourself off of, dumbass. If you want to meet me there in an hour, we can try to find the fumo >>102929887 dropped

JEALOUSY
TURNING SUBS INTO KEKLINGS
SWIMMING THROUGH SICK NIGHTMARES
CHOKING ON YOUR MERCH SALES
BUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY
DESTINY IS CALLING ME
OPEN UP MY EAGER EYES
CAUSE IM MR NIMISIDE

Can someone tell the naplings to turn off their metal music

Who's been drawing dicks on the walls

>>102951243
Who's bee!drawing wah?

>>102951243
I think manstars is marking their territory

anyone notice the multiple lamys walking around?

mmm

>>102954381
Yeah (you)

here

>>102951243
hfz

>>102954381
No now come into my apartment.

PSA: Please do not enter any Apartments while walking through the Lamy wing.

Attention, a missing persons report has been filed. They were last seen in the lamy wing of the tower.

The apartments of the Lamy section are safe. They have candy and booze. Go into open doors. Become Lamy

I think there's some sort of cult going on around these blocks...

Any strange behavior may be reported to officials but will promptly be ignored

Become Lamy. Do not resist. Become Lamy

Being Lamy isn't actually all that great. I spend all of my money on booze.

Attention ruffians
A lone mococo plush has made it to the lost and found. If it is not claimed within the week I'm taking it home with me.

Anyone knows where the hag gooning circle meets up?

>>102976376
Which floor is lost and found again? Are the stairs safe again?

>>102977372
The lamy floor.

>>102977586
Sheesh, you can have it

I heard that there are some "Ladies of the Night" in this building, where can I find them?

>>102977990
Everywhere

>>102978582
I search the ones without a penis.

>>102977990
Look within for the answer you seek

[Public Safety Announcement]
Today marks the 8th month of the ongoing renovation efforts in the two wings.The overseers are happy to announce that they have finished with Phase 1. Old merch and furniture has been transported outside the facility, tenants should no longer need to worry about falling furniture inside the inner ring.
As Phase 2 begins with the repainting efforts tenants are advised to either stay clear of the affected wings, or equip themselves with gas masks as the paints will contain harmful substances due to the overseers thrifty, Positive-Growth attitude.
The Building Administration will continue to stand by its stance of taking no responsibility for any health complications arising due to the renovation efforts.

>>102978593
Come here anon, let's enjoy sake in my room.

>"Today the internal security forces have started going door to door to find the source of the smell of feces that has been rampant in the lower levels, please be advised that we will require proof of proper grammar and a hex code analysis will be performed"

>>102973839
kill it with fire

Alert: Alien Presence has been detected on Section 8B. Intergalactic Chuuba Patrol has been deployed.

>>102982680
>It's Americans

I just saw a mococo plush fall for a second time

N-naplings...?

Warning to Naplings
Please stop trying to job off the balcony. You are already dead you can't be any more deader than you already are.

IM GONNA FLIP

>>102993746
DO A JUMP

>>102987475
these ruffians sure aren't careful

>>102996379
I think it was the same plush actually

>>102984935
THE GLORPIANS HAVE ENTERED THE BUILDING.

>>102997570
im sure its nothing

Alert: Section 8B has been put on full quarentine after the discovery of a glorpified grem.

Aliens don't exist

>>102980173
connecting phase 1 and 2, a Phasetm Connecttm ?
dont go in those wings without a gun theres still parts of Pippakistan in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX0Cm3N_n6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2o2iW4mPR8

Getting various reports of anal probing going on. We assume its the lia likers again so nothing out of the ordinary.

oooooh

who's been pissing in the hallways again

I better not hear anything while im asleep

>>103016549
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKU-SHIN-SHIN!

>>103012784
better than pooping

>>102999832
Maybe the glorpians are the friends we made along the way

>>102947813
This is brilliant. Now she's just gotta fill U of Michigan stadium with naplings so she can sing it at the end of the 3rd while getting plapped on the 50 yard line.

>>103025126
yeah, by me

>>103016549
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

Whose bright idea was it to hire Immergreen HVAC? My apartment permanently smells like a fart.

>>103026931
You're blaming the wrong agent there.

If you see a cheebs walking around, proceed with normal cheebs procedures

>>103030339
Gotcha.

can the joshus stop waoing down the hall please? I'm trying to take a nap

>>103016549
GLORIOUS

Can someone tell me why there's smoke coming from the grem wing of the tower

I hate riggers so fucking much holy shit. The amount of lazy fucking shit I find in their work is astonishing watching a models head look up and the fucking entire belly region fucking moving up as well makes no god damn sense, rig the fucking clothes as well please, watching the entire stomach and supposedly loose fitting shirt just move in uniform is offputting and lazy. I shouldn't be the one to notice this and offering to fix this shit.

>>103042824
huh what you mean

>>103042436
Probably the dragon.

>>102918369 (OP)
Friendly reminder they're all getting deep-dicked and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Nimi was kind enough to let you know, the rest keep you cucked like the good little simp that you are.

>>103037551
all I hear is jobbing

>>102984935
I think we need to contain the glorpians in this tower. They are multiplying in an alarming rate.

>>103053809
It's not the glorpians you have to worry about.

Rules for the 33rd Floor:
You will NOT feed the clownfish in the aquarium room.
You will NOT shoot at the target dummies on the shooting gallery, they are for GUNS ONLY.
You will NOT repaint the walls to be three shades darker.
You will NOT try to hint the wandering squid abomination that roams the hallway.
You WILL pay you HOA fees and rent on time.

>>103054613
>HOA fees
And this gives you power over me?