Thread 102918369

Today in current news from the /vt tower:
This is the second time this has had to be said but Naplings, please stop throwing yourselves off of the roof, it is for BBQs and Social Gatherings only

it's this thread again huh

> Naplings, please stop throwing yourselves off of the roof
That's right, such a waste. How about they just allow themselves to be raped instead?

I bought her doujin

Could the people in the /flip/ quarters stop banging and fliping over and over above me?
it's been happening at every hour of the night and I can't sleep.

>>102918369 (OP)
Residents of the architecture threads, while I don't object to the unhealthy enfattening of your beloved chuubas, please make sure to dispose of any food wrappings and remains in the proper waste cans. Thank you for your attention.

>>102918606
risu lost interest, raping naplings is comforting them from the ntr

It is time to kwab

don't go to sleep yet

>>102918644
source for the AZKi doujin.

>>102918369 (OP)
The Saba Lighthouse is strong many frens have been coming over. Everyone make sure to wear your Lighthouse Hat for your own safety.

Anyone knows Pippa's address?

>>102918369 (OP)
>please stop throwing yourselves off of the roof
What the fuck is a roof? What floor is it on?

Anyone up for a party? We could play WAO!! all night

>>102918369 (OP)
It's so damn empty in here

so damn empty in here

>>102918369 (OP)
CRAP I DROPPED HER AIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE

>>102929830
it's Mococover...

Cool a free mococo plush!

>>102929887
I'M GOING IN WUFFIAN
I'LL GET HER BACK

>>102918369 (OP)
>Hello yes I'd like to move into /vt/ tower

>>102933770
he goes in the philippino quarter

damn empty in here

empty in here

>>102938064
>>102940521
Quiet will ya
Some people are trying to get some sleep

in here

>>102944997
thats it I'm filing a noise complaint

>>102924423
It's the thing you throw yourself off of, dumbass. If you want to meet me there in an hour, we can try to find the fumo >>102929887 dropped

JEALOUSY
TURNING SUBS INTO KEKLINGS
SWIMMING THROUGH SICK NIGHTMARES
CHOKING ON YOUR MERCH SALES
BUT ITS JUST THE PRICE I PAY
DESTINY IS CALLING ME
OPEN UP MY EAGER EYES
CAUSE IM MR NIMISIDE

Can someone tell the naplings to turn off their metal music

Who's been drawing dicks on the walls

>>102951243
Who's bee!drawing wah?

>>102951243
I think manstars is marking their territory

anyone notice the multiple lamys walking around?

mmm

>>102954381
Yeah (you)

here

>>102951243
hfz

>>102954381
No now come into my apartment.

PSA: Please do not enter any Apartments while walking through the Lamy wing.

Attention, a missing persons report has been filed. They were last seen in the lamy wing of the tower.

The apartments of the Lamy section are safe. They have candy and booze. Go into open doors. Become Lamy

I think there's some sort of cult going on around these blocks...

Any strange behavior may be reported to officials but will promptly be ignored

Become Lamy. Do not resist. Become Lamy

Being Lamy isn't actually all that great. I spend all of my money on booze.

Attention ruffians
A lone mococo plush has made it to the lost and found. If it is not claimed within the week I'm taking it home with me.

Anyone knows where the hag gooning circle meets up?

>>102976376
Which floor is lost and found again? Are the stairs safe again?

>>102977372
The lamy floor.

>>102977586
Sheesh, you can have it

I heard that there are some "Ladies of the Night" in this building, where can I find them?

>>102977990
Everywhere

>>102978582
I search the ones without a penis.

>>102977990
Look within for the answer you seek

[Public Safety Announcement]
Today marks the 8th month of the ongoing renovation efforts in the two wings.The overseers are happy to announce that they have finished with Phase 1. Old merch and furniture has been transported outside the facility, tenants should no longer need to worry about falling furniture inside the inner ring.
As Phase 2 begins with the repainting efforts tenants are advised to either stay clear of the affected wings, or equip themselves with gas masks as the paints will contain harmful substances due to the overseers thrifty, Positive-Growth attitude.
The Building Administration will continue to stand by its stance of taking no responsibility for any health complications arising due to the renovation efforts.

>>102978593
Come here anon, let's enjoy sake in my room.

>>102973839
kill it with fire

Alert: Alien Presence has been detected on Section 8B. Intergalactic Chuuba Patrol has been deployed.

>>102982680
>It's Americans

I just saw a mococo plush fall for a second time

N-naplings...?

Warning to Naplings
Please stop trying to job off the balcony. You are already dead you can't be any more deader than you already are.

IM GONNA FLIP

>>102993746
DO A JUMP

>>102987475
these ruffians sure aren't careful

>>102996379
I think it was the same plush actually

>>102984935
THE GLORPIANS HAVE ENTERED THE BUILDING.

>>102997570
im sure its nothing

Alert: Section 8B has been put on full quarentine after the discovery of a glorpified grem.

Aliens don't exist

>>102980173
connecting phase 1 and 2, a Phasetm Connecttm ?
dont go in those wings without a gun theres still parts of Pippakistan in there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX0Cm3N_n6k
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L2o2iW4mPR8

Getting various reports of anal probing going on. We assume its the lia likers again so nothing out of the ordinary.

oooooh

who's been pissing in the hallways again

I better not hear anything while im asleep

>>103016549
BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN BAKUSHIN
BAKU-SHIN-SHIN!

>>103012784
better than pooping

>>102999832
Maybe the glorpians are the friends we made along the way

>>102947813
This is brilliant. Now she's just gotta fill U of Michigan stadium with naplings so she can sing it at the end of the 3rd while getting plapped on the 50 yard line.

>>103025126
yeah, by me

>>103016549
UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ

Whose bright idea was it to hire Immergreen HVAC? My apartment permanently smells like a fart.

>>103026931
You're blaming the wrong agent there.

If you see a cheebs walking around, proceed with normal cheebs procedures

>>103030339
Gotcha.

can the joshus stop waoing down the hall please? I'm trying to take a nap

>>103016549
GLORIOUS

Can someone tell me why there's smoke coming from the grem wing of the tower

I hate riggers so fucking much holy shit. The amount of lazy fucking shit I find in their work is astonishing watching a models head look up and the fucking entire belly region fucking moving up as well makes no god damn sense, rig the fucking clothes as well please, watching the entire stomach and supposedly loose fitting shirt just move in uniform is offputting and lazy. I shouldn't be the one to notice this and offering to fix this shit.

>>103042824
huh what you mean

>>103042436
Probably the dragon.

>>102918369 (OP)
Friendly reminder they're all getting deep-dicked and there is absolutely nothing you can do about it. Nimi was kind enough to let you know, the rest keep you cucked like the good little simp that you are.

>>103037551
all I hear is jobbing

>>102984935
I think we need to contain the glorpians in this tower. They are multiplying in an alarming rate.

>>103053809
It's not the glorpians you have to worry about.

Rules for the 33rd Floor:
You will NOT feed the clownfish in the aquarium room.
You will NOT shoot at the target dummies on the shooting gallery, they are for GUNS ONLY.
You will NOT repaint the walls to be three shades darker.
You will NOT try to hint the wandering squid abomination that roams the hallway.
You WILL pay you HOA fees and rent on time.

>>103054613
>HOA fees
And this gives you power over me?

Guys, I was doing my daily stairclimb and some floors totally vanished. I can't find the /horni/ floor, nor the weekly /beeg/ floor. Not that I enter those floors, they're full of filth. I was just wondering where they went

>>103059369
Architecture fed them to some fat fuck.

>>103059553
What if we feed the glorpians to the fat fuck?

>>103062916
I doubt it would work. Surely in all their intergalactic travels they've discovered flavor. Bet they can distract Cheebs with a big dipper sized bowl of it.

hey, sorry to bother but the lights on the floor went out
would it be ok if i could come in and rest in your place till they are fixed again?
i swear i won't be a bother, i even got some water with me if you want some as thanks

Do not let any strange lamys into your house
Repeat Do not let any strange lamys into your house

Found a full bottle of water on the 38th floor. Drank it and now I feel weird...

Could someone please tell those skinny bastards on floor 116 to lay off the damned Eurobeat?

>>103062916
You'll kill them with the cholesterol intake

>>103069263
2 birds 1 cup

Stop trying to get into "the basement".

It does not exist.

>>103012784
Goddamnit Gigi, control your Grems

>>103070283
Then why is there a button in the elevator for it

Who's been rubbing shit on the walls on the 15th floor?

I'm sorry for the dripping mess, I filled my Bao dakimakura with blueberries and got a little carried away with her

This is not a drill. All risuners are to do a sweep of every floor of squeezing saplings at once.
Correction will take place on the 7th floor.

>>102918369 (OP)
Regarding the recent uptick in suicides, I would like to propose the broken shower room on floor 14 be renovated into a communal gas chamber. The smell from unnoticed bodies on some floors is getting out of hand, and constant bodies falling in the central courtyard is attracting rrats and other vermin. People, please be considerate to your fellow tower dwellers; your struggle may end, but we still have to deal with you even after you die...

>>103074696
I didnt even know saplings were still around

WHO KEEPS HOWLING IN THE HALLS

>>103064275
SURE, come right in.

>>103078886
Anon no!

>>103080332
What? I'm thirsty and she smells nice.

>>102987475
>>102997508
I'm starting to think there's no bottom to this place.

>>103082485
sure there is

AH WHATS IN THIS WATER

>>103087133
Do not resist. Drink the water.

>>103087133
Apple juice

Better not be making any noise tonight

>>103087133
Mostly hydrogen and oxygen

STOP HAVING GAY SEX IN THE HALLWAYS!

>>103103093
Jealous?

>5AM
>my neighbor is blasting pekomaritaisou at 200% volume again

>>103103093
You're welcome to join

Why is this entire hallway on floor 67 pink?

>>103110089
thats actually floor 69 but 2 floors went missing

I want to move in, in which floor is the rent cheaper?

>>103112875
I believe floor 203 is usually cheap but its mostly full of lamys

what were those explosion sounds?

>>103115292
You know damn well what those explosions were.

>>103115382
that's disgusting

>>103115382
that's not it, it was followed by a loud hag laughter

I've been throwing graduated vtubers into the pit

>>103118444
This is stupid, but the phrase graduated vtuber made me picture vtuber models with markings on them such that you could use them to measure things.

I've been throwing granulated vtubers into the pit

>>103120557
Did you measure them first? You making vtuber stew?

My ERB shrine is complete.
I will stab people with Thorns if they attempt to break the summon ritual.
Soon, I will have you here my queen, and will be finally able to hear your lovely voice again and kiss the ground you walk upon.

>>103123228
Don't forget to worship her awesome... personality.

>>103123397
Oh I can't wait.
She's so adorable and cute!

I just saw vtubers fall by my window several times!

>>103112875
Don't worry about rent. Move in with me and I'll pay for everything. Come into my apartment.

im a bouncy little pumpkin!

free candy at my apartment, come to me instead

DO NOT ENTER RANDOM STRANGER'S APARTMENTS.
THERE ARE LAMY'S ABOUT LOOKING TO CONVERT MORE TO THEIR RANKS

>>103125616
The words of someone who has never had a roommate. Come, move in with me. We can share things.

>>103123228
dudes summoning demons

>go to fast food joint
>they make you tip 28%

>>103056917
I've... SCed a small fortune...

>>103130380
kek

>>103123228
Are you the one who stole my Medieval tarp showcasing a horse and a naked lady?

There goes the mococo plush again

>>103132220
Just ran to my window, I saw it this time!
Wonder when it'll stop falling

>>103132334
When someone catches it

>>103131221
I still can't decide if you actually do mean a tarpaulin from the middle ages or horribly misspelled tapestry.

Speaking of towers when is holotower going to fall like the Tower of Babel?

Guys... I think I want to be Lamy

>>103129854
She is NOT a demon!

>>103131221
I'm not summoning Mori. Though I did come across that tarp I think.
Check the guy in the lower floor with crooked smile.

>>103134057
Yoink! Now I just need a Fuwawa plush

>>103138383
Probably not for a while. If there is a god he's certainly already pretty happy with the amount of language based confusion in hololive.

Ground floor is not real

Ground level anon here
Roof level does not exist

I swear the owner of the gym and that fast food place are the same person

>>103143426
Idiot, you can see the top from down there.
There IS one.
Are you blind?
Don't tell me you don't see the tree out in the park next to us, do you?

>>103143616
Take your meds/put on your glasses and look again.

>>103143542
you're thinking too much

>>103145519
oh shit, you're right, that's not a tree.
Wait... This isn't the ground level either

>>103148059
You are also Lamy

>>103148059
You look a bit lost. Come into my apartment where I will help you.

How come our next door neighbor, the other tower, is never on fire?

>>103149490
What do you mean? My neighbor is lamy and she keeps everything wet

>>103149164
I...

>>103149439
Maybe you're right. My head hurts. Thank you so much for the help, anon.

>>103151927
Yes, come into my apartment. I have prepared a nice, hot bath for you in this giant pot. The vegetables are to help the skin.

>>103152442
Thank you, I really don't know what I could've done without you. This pot here? in the middle of the bedroom? Wasn't that a bathroom over there?

PSA: Do not enter the apartment of someone you do not know. Do not go into giant pots in said apartments. You are not a guest, you are dinner.

>>103153256
I'll show you who's for dinner.

>>103152519
>>103153636
>anon entered a cheebs apartment
It was over for him the second the door closed.

>>103154694
That shark girl claimed to be the apex predator, but nah.

>>103143426
what is it like living among trash?

Do you remember how you got here?

>>103159087
yeah I bought a condo on the top floor but it turns out it wasn't the top floor

How is that mococo plush still falling?

>>103162665
I blame the Glorpians.

>>103162665
Yeah, I thought I caught that thing.

>>103162665
BECAUSE IT IS NOT A MOCOCO PLUSH ITS ACTUALLY A PIGLET

I threw Cheebs in after the Mococo plush.

>>103167814
How strong are you

>>103169556
He got help from... gravity.

Why is this place so hazardous

>>103174303
Slippery floors. Lots of semen. Sorry.