This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: starbro is visiting this week! schedule slightly lighter than usual to accommodate! (also she has a ton of dance practice this week to get done uweh)
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1949746481080250831

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

Lumi will stream in a few hours

Previous Thread:>>102862606

>Lumi is cooking Starbro breakfast, being a tradwife in general, and cucking us
Why do we let her get away with this again?

Lumi is still doom scrolling. why is she gooning harder than usual?

Hi, tourist here. Why do people call her Lemon Whore?

>>102956209
because she's not a lemon, and she's not a whore

>>102956125
she can't help herself, she's not used to living with another man

>>102956209
Because "Stealing" is her middle name

>>102956209
>Hi, tourist here
LOL
LMAO
You have to stop doing this, man

Starbro has been giving Lumi a pounding for the last four days, since Lumi just admitted to being covered by a thin layer of sweat for 4 days
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

*squeaks*

Why is she like this?

>>102956981
royalty
I like how this is becoming a new set for her, it's so cute

>Lumi loves working at the office and not at home
the fuck

>>102957654
how is that even possible... like that kid who enjoyed going to school

>>102957654
she's been working from home for the past 4 years

>>102957709
She mentions liking office work and office culture but those people are the least productive

Lumi can't afford a house

>>102957905
>You'd be getting in on the ground floor of something huge with this one time small investment that will be paid back at a later date. Trust me, Sakana.

Even youtube is calling her out now

>Ember does weighted hip thrusts and eats alot

Lumi gonna fatten up to get a bigger ass

>>102958100
imagine the sex

Lumi is crashing out because she’s old.

Phase girls compared butt sizes and Lumi got hardcore mogged

>>102958100
hip thrusts don't work your glutes, they work your hips
Ember just has a fat ass
>>102958102
I hope she sticks to it

>>102958198
But Lumi’s says Ember’s grew a few centimeters in her ass.

>>102958198
doesn't it tighten your hamstrings? I imagine it eventually gives an effect similar to stiletto heels

>her brother already helps her with tech issues at their parent's home

>>102958178
so the homeless, black woman was right...

>>102958216
>>102958231
I guess it could do that, women are always doing it at the gym at least

>>102958277
Do we know if that black woman was homeless or was Lumi seething and trying to cope?

White woman butt is criminally underrated.

wall-e is fat phobic therefore based it also showed how a woman can save any guys life but in spite of the film itself they choose to live vicariously instead

>>102957905
the only solution is phase house

>>102958627
PAWG

Lumi hates sweating

Convincing Lumi that spanking is a great form of discipline and a butt workout

>>102958775
you know how some bodybuilders will punch each other in the abs during pullups? tell her it's like that

>>102958879
I want to tongue punch Lumi's fart box

>>102955134 (OP)
ok...but why are her fingers blue?

>>102956050
>lumi
>38
oh...is she an 86'r too?
86 gang!!

>>102956372
>she's not a lemon
is this a reference to the lemon laws?

Will she be able to complete all the missions without crashing out?
>>102959459
she would keep it clean and probably bleached

>>102956981
what if lumi talks about her brother to show chat that she is wife material, by showing that she has a good relationship with her family, but instead of chat showing they're husband material, instead they cuck themselves by making incest cuck fantasies, driving her into desperation because of >>102958168

what if you guys are dropping the ball on lumi?

>>102961176
I never intended to court her, she deserves better than me and I deserve better than her
I simply love and appreciate her from afar and wish her the best with her family

>>102961176
while I do not cuckpost I also have no desire to marry lumi

>>102961294
>>102961302
>https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
>seven months older
>lumi's getting older
>bones starting to creak
shame

Lumi is having a harder time separating stream Lumi from real Lumi

>>102961614
I feel like that's pretty common with vtubers

>>102961637
Why is vtubing such a toxic career when it should be so easy?

>She doesn't care about pain anymore
*the want to fuck her tight little butthole intensfies*

>>102961513
as much as it pains me, on the off-chance that Lumi fell in love with me it would only make her worse. She would not get the love she needs, she is a high maintenance woman and I can't even take care of myself
she will find a good man one day

>>102961873
>She would not get the love she needs, she is a high maintenance woman
those type of women don't want a man, they want a caretaker, take a butler course buddy

>>102961673
short answer:
sadgirl problems

long answer:
Being a vtuber is like being a constant performer. You’re not just "you," you’re an entertainer, and there’s a lot of pressure to maintain a certain persona, be funny and interesting, and engage with your audience. The pressure can be overwhelming because there's always this expectation to entertain non-stop, even when you're not feeling it. Double so for someone in a corpo where you have to look good for the brand.
One of the main reasons I think is the toxic fanbases. Some just develop unhealthy attachments and others are like 4chan
>wow a new vtuber! I have to know what her real name is
or even like with vshojo giving people money to spread lies and rumors about other companies.
Competition is another factor due to the vtubing scene being so competitive, many vtubers are constantly compared to others, especially the more popular ones. When people start gaining huge followings, others feel the need to catch up, which can breed insecurity or make them feel like they’re not good enough, leading to burnout or resentment. Usually happens with just the 1-2views, but I'm sure Lumi has felt it before. It’s tough to stand out when everyone’s trying to do the same thing, and it’s easy to fall into this sort of comparison pitfall.
There's also the thing Phase is known for which is the mental and emotional toll this job has, becoming a sadgirl. Emotional labor involved in maintaining a vtuber persona is real. It’s not like an actor who can clock out of their role; vtubers often have to constantly be on, even in their downtime, which can blur the lines between their personal and public lives. The persona Lumi created has become so entwined with her real self that it’s hard to separate the two, leading to identity struggles which she's talked about a couple times.
While it looks easy, building a vtuber career is just as difficult as any other online career. It requires serious dedication, tech skills, consistent engagement, and a bit of luck. The fact that vtubing looks easy can actually make it feel even more frustrating when they struggle to gain followers or feel like they’ve hit the wall I guess is how to describe it, they're not seeing substantial growth. Some vtubers debut and hit it big, some get clipped and it goes viral, and some just sort of fade into irrelevancy after debut.
It’s definitely not all bad, many vtubers love their communities and thrive in the space, but the darker side of the industry, especially with the toxicity, can make it a challenging career to sustain without burning out.

>>102961991
>take a butler course buddy
umironically, i'd make a great butler, but i can't afford to pay for that stuff, plus i'm too old for that.

instead i'll remain a monk, suppose.

>>102962116
I just hope that it's worth it for her

who is she talking to?

>>102958198
They totally work, you just need to do them really fucking heavy to grown an ass.

>why can't you just be my slave

Would you join her slave society?

>>102961991
That is a harsh reality for 90% of men. With women you basically also become like a dad to them. You have to take care of them and keep them in line. It varies the amount women to women but that is what you have to do.

>>102963283
>>102964530
>>102966685
lol, never
either she becomes a subservient wife or she can remain the queen of the garbage pile

>>102967270
I would gladly serve under her in the garbage pile, as long as she gave me the title of lord

>>102967449

Lumi is trying to make us go feral, and it's working

>>102955134 (OP)
Damn Lumi must really hate me (thanks, very cool)

>>102968937
your delivery driver is a phase anti

>>102968937
Lumi is so cruel, how could she let this happen What is it?

>8 hour stream
but why

>>102969849
it's not like she has a big show tomorrow or anything

>>102969849
She probably doesn’t want to see starbro. Her body is already having baby fever and having a perfect man in the house is making her mad.

>>102969902
rope incesttroon

>>102969096
Merch box came fucked

>>102969902
but i'm nowhere near her house

>>102970718
is everything inside ok?

Has Lumi pulled a Noel and started wearing scantily clad clothes near starbro and be touchier feely with him?

I'm finally starting to get the appeal of her oshi, PayMoneyWubby. I think it's because I didn't really get him at first but compared to all the other fleshtubers of the modern day he's the most funny. The one I really don't get why so many chuubas watch is NorthernLion. Like a bald, less interesting Jerma who just yaps about nothing.

>>102973235
Northerlion has been around forever and he has manged to never really have any large drama so he’s a safe pick. His appeal use to be that he would talk about anything and have tons of random knowledge or any subject. A thing that’s easy to forget is that he also has a big founder of the idea of making really long youtube videos constantly. A lot of this changed after he had a kid though as he’s gotten a lot more stressed and angry at the world and often as hinted that he’s had to deal with people not approving his interracial marriage irl

>>102972848
No, but random people think they’re a couple now.

>>102972848
When the fuck did Noel do that?

>>102976193
When she was in college and maybe later too. She really did try to seduce her brother

>>102977513
Never knew that. The fuck. What are the chances of Lumi doing something similar?

I haven't watched Lumi in a long time is she still openly racist on stream?

>>102961176
I wonder the same thing too. I do know lumi's niche guarantees her attempts at romance will result in her finding someone and either forming a fairytale perfect bond or a romcom tier disaster. she could be doing anything between subconsciously hinting all the way to grooming her perfect speciman in a lab - even lumi can offer knowledge of how things will work out. not until she goes on a test drive.therein lies the rub. everyone knows the answer remains a "maybe" without access ro the practical data from 6-12 months of dating.
sane people pursue sane objectives, retard or genius, an objective is sane so long as it is possible to form a reasonable path towards it. a "maybe" is sufficient for a sane person to confidently invest a year of their life. "maybe" is conceiveable enough to be sane and a genuine connection is a rare enough thing to easily justify spending the time it takes to find out.
obviously dating a vtuber cant be a given. the best she could do is a "maybe, maybe" by implying it is possible. the challenge level may rise, but investing your limited time remains a sane option so long as there is some path to the test drive. that can be as tangential as expecting your presence alone to effect a policy change. the moment enough time has passed for that to be implausible, the effort is insane.
there is a strong societal presumption that any unironic efforts to romance a streamer must be the product of schizo thought. the presumption exists for good reason and is not overcome by a streamer's non-specific jokes. whereas the above told us where our reason must path, this determines how robust it must be.
lumi has not satisfied the bare minimum requirements to elicit any sane attempt at romance. it does not matter what she is trying to do nor how offputting it is for a woman to make the first move. she needs to indicate, with a level of specificity to overcome the presumption of insanity, that there is some sane path towards a happy ending. this may be very deliberate or a complete accident. annoying or resassuring. regardless, sanity is too foundational to disregard

>>102981189
Im not reading all that. Congrats or rip bozo

>>102962116
>becoming sad girl
>persona/person
>irl contradictions
please elaborate on these incongruities and the instances she mentioned on stream?

>>102966900
>harsh reality
sounds pretty damn great to me. I know I will be a good dad, it's the unsympathetic woman moments that make things tedious

>>102969849
she likes to stream? this is her job? habbit? she loves us? pick your favorite

>>102974497
maybe undercover fun instead of feeding the incest posters

E

>>102982038
Your own fault for leaning into the incest posting so hard in an attempt combat Fyren posting. Now actual incestfags are here, thinking they are in good company.

>>102981189
Schizo shit

>>102983541
>gayops
first time?

I just want Lumi to be happy

>>102983765
Yeah? Well I don't and honestly its not going to happen she will settle and be unfulfilled.

>>102984181
it could go either way

>>102984280
It really wont. She will settle, suffer and give up. She said multiple times she wants to have 2 kids and die while she is still beautiful. She will drive her car into a tree going 120 mph.

>>102984529
Bold of you to assume she's not already married. She'll never have children though, her actual unironic anorexia will kill any fetus.

>>102984653
Well thats just good news for me. I'm only repeating what she said in a way to manifest destiny.

>>102981189
indubitably
by keeping things in limbo, she wont get her himbo

>>102984653
>her anorexia
anon, the thing about being in a relationship and pregnancy, you get fat

>>102984925
what does she need to do to get out of limbo?

>>102984529
>She will drive her car into a tree going 120 mph
nah, if that was her mindset, i'd never consider her a wife.

i'd be more than happy to marry a girl like lumi, if she has a desire to actually live and raise a loving family.
two is good, but i come from a huge family, 7/8 aunts/uncles on my parents side (respectively) and 10 siblings, 2 kids wouldn't be enough.
poverty is a none issue, kids thrive in poverty, even if they aren't happy, but a small family is a pity.

lumi needs to raise her aspirations

Do it or don't do it - she will regret both

>>102984955
desire for life.

not living, but life itself, hope for the future, to see herself in that future, old and withering surrounded by a family that loves her.

with a spark of hope and discernment (so she doesn't choose some predator) she can get her loving husband.

>>102985053
a spark of hope his the hardest part, some people just don't have any
discernment can be worked on

>>102985016
Newfag she literally, and I mean literally said that was her plan.

>>102985166
how am i supposed to know, i'm not stalking her.

>>102985132
hope is something you cultivate, the spark happens because the individual resists the oppression that's driving away hope.
one has to actively force hope, its not something like hunger that just comes naturally.
you basically have to lie to yourself, that you will hope, then reinforce it with plans for the future, eventually it gains momentum.

but yeah, making that spark is the hardest part, finding the will to hope is difficult.

family input helps with discernment, especially if you trust their judgment.

>>102985529
For you
>>102983565

>>102985628
thanks

>>102985529
Right now she has ballet friend, so she hasn't given up yet

>>102985989
based, so long as she keeps doing social things irl, she should be fine.

>>102985989
>ballet friend
I have insider information, ballet friend does exist she is parroting stories from someone else.

>>102986356
she better not.
she better be living a healthy social life irl >:(

>>102986490
Then anti her more so she has the strength to do things. All these positive posters are draining her spirit.

>>102986356
who is she parroting stories from?

>>102986603
Insider information I can't tell you

>>102986559
I could never bring myself to anti my wife

>>102986559

>>102986356
ballet friend does seem made up

>>102987849
At least she will be spending more time with her brother.

>>102987888
or catch up sleep
maybe they are doing something relaxing together
or maybe she's locked in her room doing dance routines over and over

I shouldn't be surprised by the weird obsession going on in a /vt/ thread but some of you need to get a hobby that doesn't involve watching Lumi 6 hours a day

>>102989254
Thanks for your concern.

>>102989254
Until she calls these guys faggots they're going to continue, she baited gfe scum and lets them fester this is what she deserves.

Lumi is an idol

Hatewatching is not a better alternative

>>102989621
Idols don’t invite men into their homes and sleep under the same roof. She’s no idol.

>>102989621
she's such a star

>>102989621
No, she isnt she is a dancing monkey in front of an iPhone albeit a decent monkey.

The Lumi Cycle
>lumi has too much confidence
>acts like annoying bimbo, sometimes diassociates, willful stupidity
>obvious brat behavior
>chat illustrates lumi's pathetic degree of incompetence
>threshold achieved, corrected, submits to aftercare
>lumi is smarter, cuter, funnier, and most fun to hang out with
>aftercare threshold achieved, back to retarded.
how do maximize best lumi while mitigating the cringe from worst lumi? changing the flow of the cycle is neither possible nor desirable. the problem obviously lies with looping the same threshold mechanism over and over again.
the shameful lack of common sense/basic sentience trope is effective and fun for everyone. it is still supposed to be just one tool in our bag. looping it so often might be making lumi into an actual retard. There is obviously a whole tool bag of alternatives, but most dont work in this format. any creative ideas?

>>102990033
the alternative would be for Lumi to take her streams in a different direction which promote her free will and interest to expand her mind, but the problem is she spent too long degrading herself for content and her chat is always going to put her down no matter what
even someone as emotionally repressed as Lumi can only endure this for so long until it becomes reality as we all know, but it makes good content
I don't think Lumi understands how much people like her for all the different sides of her, not just the retarded ones, or it's just the easiest for her to maintain

>>102990033
>>102990207
Read
>>102983565

>>102990399
No

>>102990033
I love her

>>102992419
Well if you're going to samefag schizo trash at least don't be an esl faggot.
>how do maximize best

>>102993553
I miss her

>>102990399

>>102990207
I think you may be overlooking the possibility that she just enjoys the cycle. the stupids are the result of repetitive behaviors on our end. chat ought to be able to mix things things up.
God knows she does. she doesnt replay anything, mamages to come up with fun yap, actually does art with the schizo streams. she's being herself, the audience has just become a little monolithic

>>102994448
You sure showed me.

>>102994653
Who would enjoy such a cycle?

Our Lemon wife is live!
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>102995010
Idolumi

This is your last warning chuds.

>>102955134 (OP)
she looks like she stinks good

>Starbro watched her Ballet

Can dance instructors give up on students? Because Lumi's did because her legs are stiff

>Lumi is jealous the other women never helped her stretch her legs

Lumi News, she can make her own breast milk

Jannies refuse to let Lumi be insulted by her fans

>>102994908
lumi

>Lumi had a lewd sexual weird dream
>Refuses to elaborate on it
Is it over?

>>102995756
it's just the summer heat

>Starbro gave Lumi a back rub

>>102996158
Explains the lewd sexual weird dream

>>102996158
I missed that part, when did she say that?

>>102996230
When she was going on a rant about signs and astrology

>Lumi wants to annex Canada
Why?

Wait Lumi hates Democrats? Isn’t her family a political dynasty for the Democrats?

>>102996487
Lumi is a conqueror at heart, she looks north and all she sees is manifest destiny

>Lumi thinks Starbro is snobbish with his games

Lumi called Starbro a fag for trying to minmaxx on My summber car

>>102996796
>>102996887
good, minmaxxing is for fags

>Starbro taps things
>Lumi hates it
>Starbro whistles
>Lumi hates it
>Starmom and Stardad didn't abuse Starbro as a child
>Lumi hates him
Why is she like this

>thigh slapping asmr
she knows what we want

Lumi said if women don't have an ass, then their pants fall down

>Lumi is shitting on Dizzy for being asian

Is Sleepy fat? I think the asian thing was a copout to not address this

I want Lumi to grill me for my appearance the way she grills men on stream
>>102997894
Lumi is our aryan queen
>>102998242
the joke is that she has fat tits, people also say she's fat sometimes to though

Wrangle streamer and chat.

>>102997423
The urge to sexually abuse her brother must be strong

>>102998242
I figured Sleepy, Ember, and Runie were all chubby