Thread 102962339

The invasion is not going as planned... zomp zomp....

>>102962339 (OP)
cute

glorp!

>>102962339 (OP)
sorry, but no glorpians allowed on /vt/, this is a catgirlxhuman hybrid board.

Leader! The invasion has hit a few snags
The humans keep talking about my bleached Zanus..... zau zau......

>>102962339 (OP)
fuck off slut

>>102966802
It's GREEN

finally a good thread

>>102967452
ZOG ZOG!

>>102962339 (OP)
lmao the development of these threads is going great

>>102971181
we're under a glorpian invasion and you're laughing, you're frekin' laughing?

>>102966606
catgirlxhumanxglorpian

>>102968998
I still want someone to edit those videos to make her green

>>102962339 (OP)
ZAU ZAU ZUFFIANS

>>102962339 (OP)
Don't lose your faith, Zhylily! You can do it!

What does glorpian flesh zaste like?

>>102979348
Come with me if you wan to feast

>>102979383
But what does it zaste like? zhicken? zeef? zork?

the glorp invasion continues...

>>102981886
You will be glorped.

>>102981907
you better not

>>102981886
Numbermonkeys are obsessed with "Indie Avengers", meanwhile this board is deep in the Secret Wars comic book arc

>>102962339 (OP)
>>102966606
>>102966802
>>102974627
>>102976687
>>102979314
>>102981907
You didn't see anything, /vt/.

>>102982033
>>102982693
Zaahahahahahah .. You have no Zower here.

>>102982693
I have everything recorded on my Zaumzung phone, zau zau!

>>102982693
lol, you can't erase my memories, i have the light of God on my side, i'm a lighthouse keeper.

>>102962339 (OP)
Why are you such a faggot?

>>102982693
I'll never forget that bleached asshole

>>102985371
>having fun = being a faggot
Gotcha chief, I'll stop having fun, sorry for intruding on your serious viewership number-oriented discussion platform

>>102985371
Why are you ?

>>102985371
>>102987267
>>102987025
gents, we're under an invasion, and you're arguing about sodomy?
at a time like this

>>102987310
Is being probed gay ?

>>102987342
very

someone give me a rundown on the history of glorposting
i only saw the edited zogogo picture a few times before and now it’s a whole ass meme thread? you’re kidding me bro

>>102987342
>>102987485
if u consent, if you dont, then only the probers are gay (i should've clarified)

Mankind is helpless before the glorpian invasion... Who will save us? Who can save us?

HiRyS, you have my ZauRyS.

>>102987310
Zaudomy is always relevant.

>>102979314
not her too!!
>>102962339 (OP)
>>102976687
curse you zorgians!!

>>102962339 (OP)
https://x.com/MizutamariVT/status/1950632207057404194

Zezezeze... the zhitposter went to the wrong thread! Zau zau!

>>102975193
The Minato Aqua Green one?

>>102989896
Nah I mean the vids of Lola nude that her ex leaked

>>102966802
Zuffigans…

ZAU ZAU

Zikkerizii, zackup has zarrived!

>>102994938
ZFP, WE'RE SAVED

>>102990201
Was the hamster an alien?

>>102994938
how many of these fucking glorps are there, who keeps making this shit?

>>102995572
How many vtubers exist?
That's how many glorps there are.

>>102994938
>ZE! ZE! ZE! ZE! ZE! ZE! ZE!

>ayylium invasion
AIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>102995245
An anal probe

>>102995572
I am just getting started. You will see more Glorpians tomorrow;
One really likes to play ZOOM.
The other's quite the ghostly one.

>>102996007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edp0gEM9XC0&ab_channel=RosemiLovelock【NIJISANJIEN】

>>102996595
Tsk. Tsk. You shouldn't expose an undercover operative like that, anon. It's too late to apologise now. Submit to your alien overlords.

Oy

>>102996216
I salute you

>>102998743
PLEASE ZOSEMI SAMA HAVE MERCY

>>102994938
Two time galaxy war loser?

>>102996216
Any chance you can glorpify Lumin?

>>102995572
you can help fight off the glorpian menace, anon, join us, protect the light.

I love you zorpanons
No homo

>>103001888
Ok but what does glorpian zeat taste like?

>>103002227
zeat?

>>103002441
Yeah, glorpian zlesh, zeat. zurger, zteak and so on. I want to zill them up.

>>103002587
show skin!!! GLORPIAN!!

>>103002701
Look I'm just a bit zungry.

>>103001784
Lumin in the wild? At this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within a funny shitpost thread?

>>103002587
You can't just replace the beginning of every word with a z.
You have to replace the end with RyS.

>>103002818
Been a Luminion literally since day two. I'll rep that adorable star where I can.

>>103002817
i can fix that, just dont move

>>103003038
Respect.

>>102996216
>still no Glorpian Flare

>>103004978
>You will NOT!

>>102984745
ZAU ZAU MOTHERFUCKER

>>102999400
AAAAAAAAIEEEEEEEEEE

>>103004978
>>103005125
>You will NOT depict me with a glorpgun.
>You will NOT call me a dark glorpian or coffee glorpian.
>You will NOT depict my home as a zorp.
>You will NOT depict me in my old glorps.
>You will NOT depict me showing off zkin.
>You will NOT say zhina, zhip, or zhentai
>You will NOT give me an enamel pot to zook with
>You will NOT be receiving zogentines ztreams
>You will NOT Lewd Zurea
>You will NOT draw me in a scantily clad glorp
>You will NOT depict me as zexy
>You WILL draw my zkin tone at least 3 shades lighter than it actually is.
>You WILL ignore my Glorpian lore.
>You WILL hide my massive dark glorpian ears
>You WILL listen to me complain about how much I hate my model.
>You WILL remove any and all Glorpfish from your video games.

Are all glorpian Zanuses bleached?

zaueh zaueh

>>103007339
Yes!

>>103008860
They are all Mint green and taste like it.

Some very nice ladies in here.

>>103009781
They taste like toothpaste. Yuck!

>>103012244
Wrong kind of Mint. Now, if only someone could properly glorpify her.

>>103007339
made me chuckle

I love how every time I come back to these threads, there is at least one brand new Glorpian

>>103017359
this is the first thread ive been in since it was only zogogo, zuwawa and ziboo

I too love how the dumbest things get dedicated fans.

>>103018532
I'm hitting this bat with my car

Shields up!
I said shields up damnit!

>>103018532
who this?

>>103007339
Zino

cringe

>>102999477
zhe invasion zontinues!

>>103023086
oh shit, the Glorpians are haunting us with their undead now

>>102994938
zaza zute

>>103007339
zuh zoh zelty

>>103021191
bat

>>103023495
zat

zawawa

>>103007339
*Zou

Zrick Zou Zayo

>>103023086
Hell yeah. Just gotta keep her in character by showing us her zake.

THE GLORPSHUs ARE MULTIPLYING

>>103023548
zazazaza?

Zau zau zuffians! how's the invasion going?

>>103026830
Recruitment is certainly up.

>>103007339
Made me glorple

>>103007339
Zozzle

>>103021829
DONT RESIST IT YOU GLORPER
ZAU!

>>103029258
Zape zezezeze

Zuggiens

i want to become a glorpian so i can breed zuwawa

>>103021829
It's getting old, but people have lots of images made up now...

>>103030260
cute zuwawa ZAU ZAU!

>>103007339
High effort shitglorp

>>103030260
Cute

What the actual fuck is going on in this thread

>>103036552
>ze doesn’t appreciate the glorpian invasion

Can I play, too?

>>103037448
NO IOLYPTOID ZCUM ALLOWED
ZTAY IN YOUR ZTAR ZECTOR

>>102962339 (OP)
If this is what aliens look like, by all means, probe me.

>>103037448
only if you pic the right side, you dont want to be on the wrong side of this war, do you?