Thread 102962566

A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!
School bird Edition~

>Her Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird
>Her Twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/dokibird
>Her VOD channel
https://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs
>Her Twitter
https://twitter.com/dokibird
>Her Shop
https://dokimerch.com/
>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's cover
https://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U
>STREAM The Final Heist MV
https://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I
>STREAM No Matter What DokiMint cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9IdLhAjLg
>OP Sauce
https://x.com/1mizuki1/status/1950539818582331405
Previous thread: >>102892523

>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEt
https://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7w
https://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwU
https://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w
>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA
>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM
>Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!
https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery
>Fanart Vault
https://mega.nz/folder/bwlkXLbI#-ULC3RJvOgpsV_zl05qicQ
https://mega.nz/folder/fp8U3SZI#a-v6GBMLXHdgFfyHB1l6aw

>Our Divegrass team page
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/
>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/

>Thread template. Use this for baking!
https://rentry.co/haha-thread-template

>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)

Here be the schedule!

>>102929890
If you make a vote for kicking players later, it might be better to look at which players have more votes to kick them compared to the votes to keep them and then decide. This is how we've done it. If you have something else in mind, please do as you wish, I don't want to mess with your process

DOKI PLAP PLAP PLAP
https://x.com/rukunikum/status/1951003154298106186/

>>102962991
SEXO

>>102962566 (OP)
cute Doki, when tomato student arc?

>>102962991
SEX WITH DOKITTY

>>102962991
Holy sex!

>>102962991
CAT got corrected (by me)

>>102962991
I swear to god if I get a restriction message after clicking on this link I'll be extremely mad

>>102964357 (me)

>>102964357
Use a VPN goon.

>>102964357
https://files.catbox.moe/o3pwxu.jpg

>>102964549
Thank you goon. I hate twitter.

>>102962797
Yes I am about to post the kicking poll as I see this actually LOL

>>102964357
>>102964385
Goon...

Dokity animation by Saltytn! Give a watch Goons!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AmAS9Wumfc

>>102965905
Incredibly cute and blessed!

>>102965905
>Dokity animation by Saltytn! Give a watch Goons!
Holy cute

THE VOTES ARE IN AND HERE ARE OUR STARTERS!
Turns out 2 of our CBs didn't make the start and most of our CBs are also on the bottom votes!

So it looks like we're getting new starting Backs but
FIRST!
https://poal.me/xljuz3
https://poal.me/xljuz3
https://poal.me/xljuz3
Select a player to kick!
Bottom 2 of these votes get KICKED off Team /HAHA/!

>>102965905
This kitty is a menace...

>>102966486
Thank you manager goon. o7

>>102966486
Did my part o7

>>102966486(me)
Oh I forgot to mention Buffgoon got the starting votes over SelenBear but I think the consensus is that she needs a redemption

Doki soon!

Doki EXTRA soon!

STARTING!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xY2QxDBxZe4
now!

I feel as though cooking a whole chicken in a microwave would produce the absolute worst cooked chicken.

Wait, I thought the guy was prerecorded...

This guy's giving me so much anxiety

Wait, this is live? That fancy multi cam setup is tripping me out lol.

Tomato Fry Cook is back!!

>>102967744
>>102967768
Gremlin!

>>102967744
>>102967768
KEK

>>102967744
>>102967768
This tomato will learn and take this cooking expertise back to Sloppy Burger

Michelin chef believes in microwaves this much?

wouldn't it heat up very unevenly and be uncooked in the center for a long time?

>>102967829
I worked at a restaurant that used them to melt cheese on the tops of a few things; it didn't have a Michelin star but it wasn't fast food either.

>>102967829
Line chef in a michelin restaurant*

>>102967895
Are you doubting a michelin restaurant's chef?

I wouldn't trust Doki with that knife to be honest goons...

wtf I want to buy the dokiknife now

New phobia acquired, thanks Tim

>>102968000
Yeah I think the odds of Doki cutting herself is way too high...

Wouldn't gloves + clean hands be best? That's what my restaurant enforced. Wash your hands first, then put on gloves

How many of you have already bought your dokiknife? I wish I had the shillbird image saved

>>102968036
Go go go
https://viteramen.com/collections/dokibird

>>102968074
I've ordered the bento and chopsticks, but I just can't justify spending that much on a knife, particularly not after spending a lot on the Nendo, plushies etc. Also
>spoiler

>thighs AND breasts
Based Doki

Sometimes I fogot when a menace (affectionate) your oshi is, goons.

>>102968054
She cut that food!

Even the microwave extraordinaire went 'WHAT!?" when Doki mentions not having a rice cooker.
Having one is a passage for every Asian please understand.

>>102968263
Good thing she probably has half a dozen of the things in the mail.

>>102968162
I prefer to say she's an audio terrorist (affectionate)

>>102968156
Thank you, goon. That's fair, it's a cool lookin knife so I'm grabbin it, but it sure as shit is real expensive.

Does this guy really have Michelin stars? Mans is now clowning with a vtuber lmao. This ep of The Bear is wild.

I'd buy the chopsticks if I could buy them separately.

She is bullying the ramen man...

Kek

>>102968327
It seems he's a real former Michellin star chef, what a collab

>>102968327
No he said he worked at restaurant that had one.

>>102968387
Gotcha. Still pretty dang prestigious if you're a line chef at a Michelin joint though.

MSG really does make everything taste great, but too much (which I've accidentally done a few times) is awful.

Just want to say that I fucking hate peeling garlic

>>102968327
Doki Bizarre Adventure

>>102968387
>>102968446
This is his description

>>102968461
Smashing it like he's doing makes it pretty easy.

>>102968461
you don't just smush it a bit so the skin slides off easily?

>>102968461
I find it pretty easy, it's finely dicing it that pisses me off.

>>102968480
Checks out with the ADHD

>>102968480
>high functioning autistic
Ah I see now

>>102968451
That why everything that's bad for you have a ton of it in it

That microwave slides a little bit more off the edge every time he closes it lol

>>102968263
>rice
From Asda, just 28p
3/4 pint of water & 20 minutes in a pan. With a Bovril beef cube in there as well, that's the good stuff

I'm saving up for the knife and cutting board

>>102968487
>>102968494
>>102968502
I try, but there's always some thin piece of the peel getting stuck to the clove that never fails to make me mad...

I was determined to only pick up the bento box because I can't justify buying an almost 400 euros knife. But man, seeing it in action is making me waver...

She's firing wildly into the crowd now!

>What does umami mean?
Doki...

>>102968668
If it makes you feel any better, any decent knife will be sharp when new. You gotta be on top of sharpening it for it to stay that way. The knife looks sick and will last a while I'm sure, but if you just want a knife that cuts well, even a $20 knife would do that if sharpened properly

I think I would rather watch her do anything else right now

>>102968668
It's over for you goon...

I think I'll unironically try to replicate the recipe. It looks very promising

lmao

I love clam chowder so much.

She's such a menace to this poor man

>>102968765
I wasn't sure how it was going to work or how good of a stream it was going to be but I think it's turning out great.

>I won the genetic lottery
>allergic to strawberries

For any goons new to cooking who don't have MSG on hand - you can add umami flavor from foods that naturally contain glutamate. You can sort this table by content.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glutamate_flavoring#Concentration_in_foods

Also, invest in a well-reviewed knife sharpener and keep your knives sharp!

>>102969009
For some reason pure MSG is prone to giving me headaches, so i use seaweed furikake instead as a substitute.

>>102969009
>knife sharpener
isnt it just a set of whetstones?

>>102968975
If I had to choose between cheese and strawberries, I'd chose cheese any day of the week. Though I'm happy to be able to enjoy both

>>102969009
Taking notes. Cooking is fun

>>102969063
I would recommend whetstones over a knife sharpening stick as well. It's harder to get an even sharpen across the edge with them

>>102969063
You don't even need a set, just a single 1000 grit stone is good enough for general use.

>salmon
>not pink at all, completely white
wut

>>102969132
King salmon's flesh is white.

>>102969125
>1000 grit stone
Instructions unclear, now my knives are reduced to metal dust

VP of Doki scolding you when? Bonus if she scolds you in Cantonese

>>102969122
Knife honing (straightening the blade, what the sticks are for) and sharpening (removing metal with whetstones, etc.) are two different things, and I honestly would suggest both. You want to regularly hone your knife as part of regular maintenance, and occasionally sharpen your blade every so often.

>>102969236
We are still waiting for her canto scolding pack

>>102969197
oh my pkcells...

>I'm different
Forgetting about the """God of War""" stream Doki?

>Doki wants to see the white creamy explosion
We've seen the art commissions Doki.

>>102969290
Well today I found out what those sticks are for. Thanks goon

Kale is disgusting and I'm tired of it being added to everything when spinach is so much nicer.

Her face, kek

>>102969391
I'm also lost on the unstick.

Cornstarch on balls...
Got it

>>102969391
Yeah, they're often labeled as sharpening rods, so it's easy to misunderstand what they're actually intended for.

>>102969009
>who don't have MSG on hand
Michael Schenker Group?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Odks5pN_aUQ
>Let Sleeping Dogs Lie
...such as D.A.D.?

I just realized the dragoon on the microwave is animated

>>102969197
>>102969339
Would be fun to see a collab with Doki & DankPods
Or Zentreya, as both are drummers

>>102969649
Oh shit yeah, he's blinking.

the man is just burning himself over and over for our entertainment

That's not a dark fact Tim, that's straight up depressing

Microwave oven...

The chicken skin doesn't look very good though.

>>102969945
chickenussy

>>102969945
Reminds me of the review by Ashens of the Whole Chicken in a Can
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVza_AnhQ3E
CAUTION: It's basically the culinary equivalent of the Hostel & Human Centipede movies: utterly hideous

>>102969945
I think he cooked it like Hainanese Chicken which is pretty pale but very very good.
>>102970203
I haven't seen this man's videos since middle school

>>102970245
It's quite comforting that despite everything that might change in the world, he's still eating disgusting food and reviewing shitty products on the same brown sofa.

Hopefully Doki will learn how to cook with the new knife!

>>102970458
THE COUCH!?

>>102970231
>>102970260
>>102970477
yummy!

>>102969945
Next time do a collab with OniGiri, Doki.
Giri did a collab with Matara in which she - as part of a salad - she cooked a chicken: and while she burned the skin on that inevitably even that didn't look as gruesome as that attempt at 'cooking' a bird
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gl0oRzQ-lhg
Even Kiara would be grossed out by merely looking at that >>102969945

>>102970458
Lol

>>102970458
lmao

>>102970458
>webm
Wow what a fucking retard lmaooooo

>>102970458
Kek, what a dumbass
>>102970510
Would be cool

kek

what a stream

this is the best sponsored vtuber stream I've ever seen

>>102970458
Doki had to get buldak cup noodles that come in their own bowl because she didn't even have the material needed to make those that come in a package, that's kind of hopeless.

Reminds of the cooking with hoarders video where he tries to cut a coconut with a katana.

>>102970458
Here is why it should be illegal to be retarded

>>102970650
You really need someone else game to be a dumbass on stream lol.
see >>102970710

Thicc ass chonkgoons...

>>102970710
HOLY SHIT

Bye Doki...

That was fun, Tim's cool

Doki and Tim really cooked with this stream.

Bye Doki... I expected a mid stream since
>sponsored
But this one was one of the best streams from her lmao

Bye Dokerbird...

Until next time Doki...

I miss Doki...and Tim

>>102970917
I was getting kinda tired of him at the start, but it got really better
Really good overall, I rate it "I didn't expect it to be this good"/ 10

kino stream

Honestly, this stream went better than expected, bye Doki!

bye, dorkbird...

>>102970510
NEED ONIGIRI COLLAB NOW

>>102971096
An onigiri collab with this same format would be good ngl

A guide to using microwaves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfv74K4VBU8

>>102971689
LMAO

who would've thought that [GOOFY ASIAN CHEF] would get along so well with our [GOOFY ASIAN VTUBER]

Doki cute

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AmAS9Wumfc
Reposting this from the last thread because it's cute

>>102971140
I would give my left nut for the full VOD of the OniGiri collab with Nina Kosaka

I just remembered about Uto... I fear she might've lost her channel.

>>102973827
W-what?

>>102973328
Indeed it is!

>>102973983
https://x.com/amatsukauto/status/1950650404892750293

A surprise to be sure but a welcome one
https://x.com/LilyPichu/status/1951125218438816094

>>102974289
PC gaming show most wanted eh? Looks like people are trying to find something for the RTS itch. I hope it does well

>>102974289
MILKERS

>>102974289
>lily cow tits

Doki sexo
https://x.com/rukunikum/status/1951003154298106186

Doki sexo part 2
https://x.com/Dakooo_sito/status/1951079524650852549

>>102974728
look all we got are rereleases of 25 year old games we're fucking starving okay

>>102977596
May you be well fed soon

>>102976488
Holy shit, this one is hot as fuck

>>102976478
>>102976488
Holy Sexo

My goodsmile plushie shipped, nice

>>102978445
Plushie!
Gl goon

https://x.com/danisaurzzz/status/1951177548085313544
She's making a lewd set of the winner, it's only $2 to vote

If anyone hasn't voted in the divegrass poll at >>102966486, help caretakergoon by doing so.

>>102966486
I voted o7

>>102978532
No...
>>102978818
Got it!

>>102978532
OOF

>>102966486
>Chibibird was almost eliminated
But why?

Frame up: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAOK5vS9zM
Not cool, past Doki

>>102980569
I voted for her to stay but it's difficult to decide between them all in terms of who to kick so I can understand why some might prefer others stay.
>>102981193
Nice!

>>102978818
Did my part!

The artist who submitted the cool mecha Doki for the waifu cup contest has drawn another version.
https://x.com/KirayVacuo/status/1951046694692593925

Chances of this being the last ER stream?

Doki a cute

>>102986384
I would have said high but as she has the tournament before it I'm guessing it's going to be a short stream so maybe not.
>>102986533
Yes!

>>102986604
>Doki winks
Ded

>>102986604 (me)
Oh nevermind I'm retarded, it's just a regular MR sponsored stream not a tournament so the first stream probably won't be all that long.

>>102985970
their art never disappoints

This fucking brat needs correction

>>102987728
Smack her booty!

>>102987728
>correction
What does Doki need with that invented by Mike Nesmith's mother?

>>102989070
Sexo!
>>102989294
Sexo gremlin!

>>102988336
Kitty

Looks like Free Bird's in the starting 11 for /vt/ in their 4cc match against /vg/. Just starting at https://isthisliv.com/stream if you're interested.

>>102990774
Fuck I missed most of the match. But thanks for letting us know.

>>102990774
Wasn't Free Bird a striker in past 4cc games? I'm sure I remember her scoring a goal in at least one 4cc match.

>>102991132
Midfielder I think. She's been at the back for the last few cups and she's done a pretty good job there.

>>102991132
Usually the strikers are all the medal players like Solid Mint, but Fullbacks can occasionally also score.

>Free Bird 5.5
I think she did well.

>>102991446
The ratings tend to be bullshit. She was one of the better players for sure.

>>102991475
I wasn't saying the rating was bad, from what I've seen in divegrass (and it's my only experience of PES) 5.5 seems to be pretty good.

>>102991750
It's average to below average. Unfortunately the game doesn't really give much weight to defensive actions, which is most of what she did that match.

>>102990774
On the off chance anyone involved in the /vt/ team re-reads this thread, I'd suggest posting reminders in future in both this general and /mint/ in advance because both enjoy it - a lot of goons and wisps have jobs and we can't just drop everything to watch with short notice. I know there's apparently some conflict between the vtl and the 4cc but I don't think anyone in this this thread cares about it.

>>102992005
I'm the old divegrass goon. I don't know if any of the /vt/ managers are likely to see this, and personally I've never been a fan of flooding the thread with too many posts because I could see that annoying other goons, so for the /vt/ matches I just post if I'm around and if Doki's in the starting 11. In the past, match threads would go up not long before the match, but it doesn't look like that's the case anymore so all we've got are these reminders.

>>102992005
>>102992294
Looks like there is a thread at >>102988803 but it's very easy to miss.

>>102992294
I don't think it'd annoy anyone, though I understand your reasoning. So I'm not all blaming anyone, just saying that misunderstandings may have been an issue. Bit again I don't hold that against you and you were an amazing manager for /HAHA/
>>102992458
To be fair it just looks like a random bait thread, not really conducive to getting people to interact with it.

>>102992675
It's a classic example of a stealth thread being too stealthy, yeah. You have to be sneaky because most mods on most boards delete 4cc threads on sight (thank /sp/ for that), but it does mean that you can sometimes end up with threads that are so hard to find and so hard to distinguish from the usual shitposts that they just end up being empty.

>>102994071
Warm...

>>102993696
I wish it was a goal lmao

Starting Now in Twitch!!!
https://www.twitch.tv/dokibird

STARTING
https://www.twitch.tv/dokibird

>>102994940
>>102994941
>>102994973
yippee!

I forgot today had a stream on twitch

Are the teams random? I swear Doki keeps collabing with xqc

>>102996105
ASS

>>102996124
I actually prefer him on Doki's team, he's fine when he's in her team fsr

>>102996184
Agreed

I still have no clue what happens 90% of the time during this game

>>102996510
Me neither

>>102996510
this game is only good for one thing >>102996594

>>102996594
>>102996652

>>102996594
>>102996954
I will now play MR

xQc being chill feels wrong...

See ya in a bit, Doki

bye for now doker

see you in a bit doki!

Bye Doki!
Real stream in two hours!

>>103000095
Schoolbird my beloved

Doki soon

Doki fighting he lightning dragon today or the really acrobatic dog?

>>103004092
Why not both

>>103004092
Problem with dragon is it's optional and geting to it seems like a troll like we saw last stream
"There is no way you are supposed to drop off from here, you are trying to trick me chat"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAOK5vS9zM
now!

ELDEN BIRD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAOK5vS9zM

looping cause low energy

LOOP

NEW LOOPING TECHNOLOGY

Loop cancelled...

Doki's social battery is low

Holy shit she got all the sponsored shit in one week (unironically good)

Oh it's not based on the Fate series?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/3092530/Fate_Trigger/

Break next week

>slow down on collabs
Nice!
>rest week
NAUR...
>>103005397
>Fate series
Almost got hyped a bit

>I got next week off
>So does Doki
Naur...
Have a good rest Doki.

So break in general or break on collabs?

>>103005615
break week/4-5 days

>>103005615
Both
Rest week and then a break on collabs

>>103005615
She deserves it either way

FOR THE EMPEROR

Dokitty is goin to be put down if we don't help...

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT DOKITTY

no pls, doki... don't do it...

it was an empty folder she was trying to lie

I've played this game a lot and now I consider Maliketh not too hard compared to other stuff in the game, but I do remember really fuckin struggling with him on my first playthrough for some reason.

I can't believe she managed to turn this around against us.

>Crowki is next
NAAAAAAUR

>>103007214
Evil evil woman.

thats quite hot

so is she going to take her tits out or no

>>103007634
Nope...

>Doki goin to treat herself with mac and cheese.

Good, you deserve it.

Ironically I think the lightning dragon would have been easier

I hope chat baits her into thinking gidieon is hard

>>103008664
Would be funny, but chat is bad at being subtle, she'll know right away just from chat
I still hope it happens tho

unsurprised the aggro boss is being a problem

>>103008719
Whats sad is she will most likely have a hard time cause of his magic.

>>103008022
>Pierce Brosnan's wife has lost weight and Pierce approves
There's a so-called 'fetish' destroyed. Good

>>103008809
One guy taken as meme for the fetish doesn't kill the entire fetish

Doki...

SHE DID IT
>SHE DID IT

SHE DID IT

she did it!

DOKITTY SAFE!

>>103009239
She seems tired...

>Procreate to bolster my army
>Stop getting pregnant
Who will win this contest of wills?

>>103009404
twice

>>103009404
I knew this would happen...

Giga Chad up next

Oh shit we're past bump limit who's got next bake?

>>103009669
I can bake!

>>103008905
Well, there a 'meme' destroyed when Brosnan's no longer an 'architect'. You'll just have to find another 'feeder' as Pierce likes his slimmer wife.

50k is twice my yearly salary...

>>103009768
Nice!

Must be nice to throw down an entire house down payment on a whim.

>>103009861
>>103009785
Gotta spend munny to make munny or have a corp to buffer the upfronts and stay profitable

>100k
That's like 2 years of my income...

>his powerbomb does have her HP in damage
Oh this will be fun

will she beat Gigachad tonight or will she rage quit for the night?

>>103010267
She's not even getting close...

>>103010554(me)
All according to plan

Hoarah Loux........ BEATEN

>>103010554
>>103010641

Goons, you think she will be able to beat the base game in this stream?

>>103010770
depends on if she's got the energy/ realizes she has to fight the stupid beast

Oh yeah, they patched in the ability to use Torrent for this fagmo boss right? lol

I can't even appraise because Easy Anti Cheat is a fuck and doesn't trust my Steam client files

>>103011758
naur...

>>103011758
But why?

>>103011758
tf did you for that to happen

>>103011798
>>103011834
I have no idea, now even Nightreign's fucked

Elden shitter down!
also red page 9?

SHE DID IT!
>SHE DID IT!
>>103012181
A janny deleted a thread/s and pulled us back to page 9

>>103011857(me)
I got in the game just in time for the last appraises

>>103012233
based goon

elden ring had been defeated!

THE ELDEN LORD!

Doki will touch herself...

>>103012288
Odds that she actually will after stream??

SHE BEAT IT

>>103012276
I kneel...
>>103012335
100%

bye Doker bird....
4 days off next week

1 more day of Doki until 4 days of HELL

bye, dorkbird...

Bye Dokitty... I wish you killed Malenia though
>>103012468
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I miss Elden Lord Doki...

Until next time Doki...

https://poal.me/xljuz3
https://poal.me/xljuz3
https://poal.me/xljuz3
Final calls for the poll!
Tomorrow the bottom two will be officially taken out back for a vacation by Doki herself!
In Minecraft

OVER HERE!
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thanks baker

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Thanks breadmaker.

>>103012888
Thank you breadmaker

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Thanks, baker

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