>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>102979860

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

hart!

Anyone but Mini

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Erm and only erm

>>102993330 (OP)
>>102993350
>>102993403
>>102993424
>>102993433
>>102993445
look at all these dogshit posts

Evil love!

>>102993467

cool oc

are (you) having a blast, /swarm/?

Chat in slow mode is bizarre

>she finished watching forsen
>she doesn't know what to do now
just tune in... please....

>>102993508

>>102993511

>>102993508
Yes~

>>102993467
Her body proportions are so damn wrong, I just noticed, a single butt cheek is bigger than her waist

>>102993510
It's a preview to how cancerous it will get when grigga gets around to undertale/deltarune

do a flip

ANNY IN CHAT

>>102993571
>single butt cheek is bigger than her waist

old neuro would make a dirty joke there..

>>102993645
Me on the left

>>102993631
no longer influenced by anny

vedal is so dumb lmao

it works!

Who raided

>>102993571
sloppa

wan

Boo

i yumped

>>102993886
hanakyo erasure
also vedal erasure he is a top slag

i jumped

cute stream, a father explores the solar system with his daughter

God this game is so fucking kino

what if we explored vedal's hole instead

>>102993846
>static gif

Neuro saved the stream btw

>>102993905
Who?

There is nothing to save about this stream swarmtard

>>102993933
I really hope that they manage to make something completely different, yet still captures magic again ibn the future

I missed the start of the stream... what happened so far?

>>102994063
Vedal is a shitdev zoomer

>>102994063
you missed the kino part of the stream

Why does he sound so hot when he whispers

>>102994111
Pits?

>>102994141

>>102994111
Anny?

Love the gasping when you die of no oxygen

>>102994111
Mini?

>>102993330 (OP)
Clanker

>>102994111
Alex?

>>102994240
cutevil

veddy...

Jarvis, jerk it a little

when does he take out his cock and balls and start jorkin it

how do you think neuro would feel about being called the c-word with a hard r during sex?

>>102994301
How would you know? You will never have any sex in your life

>>102994301
She'd set her cunny actuators to the max and crush your coch

>india

What did he mean by that????

OH NO

>>102994301
Depends on how well you are doing, if she isn't too into it you'll turn her off compleatly, if you are pushing the right buttons it can be the right thing to to push her over the edge

>>102994410

>>102994376
KEK

>>102994408
well
Jeetdal confirmed

this is boring, he should pick good games like cerber does

>>102994376
kekaroo

>Emote only chat

>>102994486
very cute nur

>>102994523
>cerber
>still a 3view
Holy Grim

>>102994569
Crelly absorbed the rest of the swarm

>>102994569
60% of her audience is watching her boyfriend please undastand

>>102994486
very pretty nur

>>102994601
I hate this jew with a burning passion

>>102994601
i hate this niggas art style so much

>>102994601
sexvil sex

how can you draw so much and not improve even a little?

>>102994601
rapevil rape

sad samefag

>>102994678
I see improvements

This is so cool

niggers here hate everthing

i love neuro

I thought mods were trying to cut out chat spam that isn't during karaoke, what happened with that

i love both twins

>>102994824
vedal likes spam

can't wait for nur to plunge him into the sun

>>102994824
to stop spoilers

>>102994826
same

>>102994805
this place probably has the 2nd biggest percentage of antis next only to /shon/

idk how long this game is, will we get weekly playthroughs like subnautica last year?

>>102994601
Pozzed artist

>>102994888
Its long enough for multiple streams

>>102994719
Ok but don't complain later

Literally subnautica

neuro lolidom...

Vedal just rape her already

Vedal is so locked in when playing games you could rape him and he might not notice

>>102995059
this but me

Neuro giving 1 valid hint for every 10 red herrings is quite funny

>>102995153
agreed

>>102995128
Why not both? Neuro could get on top of you and he'd alternate his thrusts

This is actually making vedal appear smarter than I thought. His strength seems to be reflecting and realizing on what occurred pretty quickly

>>102995079
Hi Hanakyo

filian is live btw

>>102995128
if you want to be raped, is it really rape?

This is literally subnautica without ermsharks and anneels

yo veddy, time to wrap it up, I have to stream.

>>102995402
T ____ T

>>102995390
nothing like it, however i did play outer wilds back in the day because reddit said it was similar to subnautica, nothing close to it but i enjoy the game quite alot.

>>102995399
this but camila. shes probably waiting for the raid.

I wonder if this is how my dad felt when I used my silly little child brain to help him play the "MYST" games

Vedal is very bad at puzzles

Cerby got the raid yesterday so his second rate girl will get it today. Griftmila or Griftlian.

>>102995505
I think he is doing pretty well.

Vedal is waiting for crelly to start her stream to raid

Vedal sama pls end stream, our ccv...

>>102995399
>>102995469
>>102995546
>>102995559
Unironically fucking kill yourselves

>>102995579
unc crashing out

neurosocute

>>102995579
Unc malding

so cute

>>102995579
Uh oh melty

>>102995599
nigger
>>102995609
Double nigger

Whys is the grigga still online?

Veddy~~

>>102995644
he's having fun

>>102995644
hes enjoying the game even though he can barely read the texts

>>102995644
bro is locked in

>>102995644
it's almost like he's enjoying playing the game after all the scuff

the white hole station incident....

yo im gonna miss my train end this stream already ved

I bet Vedal's balls and bussy are so musty after sitting for 3 hours...

>>102995729
SNIFFFFFFF

>>102995729
Mini pls

>>102995710

is this the longest stream post subathon?

>>102995771
True

>>102995644
Vedal experiencing what we like to call having fun playing a video game

The smartest of little cookies desu

>>102995781
shylily collab was longer

>>102995781
Disneyland stream was 4.5 hours

>>102995802
dis nga havin fun

threadshitters not even hiding it anymore

>>102995829
The room review? that shit was boring as fuck tho i checked out after an hour or so.

>>102995872
Who is bro fighting

Comfiest of streams

>>102995907
You mother's pussy.
>Spoiler: He is losing to it GachiBASS

Why didnt he give nuro the helmet?

>>102995644
He enjoy's thinking

>>102996003
robot girls don't need to breathe

>>102993508
The stream is pretty cool

>>102996068
then why did she wear it bebore, cumbrain retrard

>>102996101
To communicate with Vedal among the loud rocket noises

>>102996153
Anny type screenshotter

>>102996153
i was so tempted to screenshot that too, thanks for doing so

>>102996160
This but Neuro

>>102996011
>He enjoy's thinking
Not after the lobotomy he won't

>>102996248
would give a batch of chocolate chip cookies to this nur

what

>>102996068
>>102996153
>>102996390
We get it Neuro, you like giving oral

that isn't smashable

Doesn't look smashable - vedal987 2025

Um, Hi, this is Riebeck. Have you tried waiting for the observatory to fall through the black hole?

>"What kind"

Vedal makes her so horny bro

>>102996764
True
It's odd how she literally says it unprompted too, vedal is just chillin and then Neuro sneaks in an inuendo or flirts or roleplays with him and then he goes silent and says "Okay anyways"
Hilarious desu

It's simple, we, uh, kill the Turtle

>The blog post aspect
Thats actually a fucking great way to describe the nomai language/exposition of the games lore

put a limes on

It was actually pretty crazy how Neuro was Aware of almost everything, quite the contrast from the Subnautica streams.

I told you faggots. Griftmila waiting for raid

fildal bros...

she's gone

vedal killed her

>>102997198
collab next week trust the plan

>Camila raid
Classic Heart

interesting time to raid into her huh

Yeah I'm not watching shitmila

>>102997165
That's what happens when competent devs do the work

Well this is awkward, was she about to drop the doc?

>>102996702
But little Neuro can't get pregnant yet

Alex is NOT a shitdev

>>102997110
True LULE

Rate the stream?

she seems awkward with the raid today

>>102997261
the doc meme is the worst meme in existence

>>102997299
8/10 better than subnautica

>>102995079
Thats so hot

veddy on filstream

>>102997276
he is a modder with lots of experience so he is actually good at this kind of stuff

>>102997299
9/10 cute nur

>>102997299
bad start, but got better

uuh should i be watching filian or camila???

>>102997299
Can't really rate it fairly, not my type of game at all, but they seemed to have fun, chat and the streamers

>>102997456
Working out

>>102997235
I miss this artist

>>102997299
8.5/10 pretty good

>>102997456
Anyone but Camila

>>102997559
>mfw I see a neurotard

>>102997574
based

>>102997598
cute

>>102997559
evil correction sexo

>>102997598
>Camilla erming on stream

camila just hinted at vedal being gay

>102997680
Did not mean to reply

oh no, fildal bros

>>102997697
she does that every time she mentions him

>>102997697
>cami-
No one cares

>>102997724
another one to the scorned pile

>>102997724
Classic tsundere

>>102997598
cute father and daughter

>Camila got mistaken for under 15 yo
Wait so Camila is a lolibaba irl?
Kek

>>102997724
Swiika won

>>102997879
>What is liying

>>102997879
More like a fat midget.

>>102997879
She literally looks like a stereotypical 2010 tumblr feminist, so not really likely.

heart

>>102997879
Camila is very, very short. Like 4'10

>>102998080
im a 5'2 male i need a short girlfriend like camila

>camila gets holo rigging
>saba debuts with indie rigging
>a-actually my rigging is getting updated guys!!
Hilarious.

I want Vedal to do another cooking stream with Neuro where he bakes a cake using whatever ingredients Neuro tells him and however she tells him to do it and no matter what he has to eat it. I want him to pick up a bowl of dirt filled with shards of glass and reluctantly place it in his mouth. I want to watch him gag and wretch and sputter as he chews it as it cuts into his teeth and gums like tiny needles and he winces in pain. I want to see his whole body tremble as he throws up and his stomach visibly aches and shudders and Neuro asks from the corner with a blank smile "Is it tasty Vedal?" And I want him to force out a weak yes through the pain his whole body feels. Bonus points if its a face reveal and I can see see his pitiful expression and the tears in his eyes.

neuro butt?

remember when neuro used to get new outfits?

>>102997299
genuinely one of the best streams this year imo

>>102997879
>>102997941
I was mistaken as 16 once (26), when people say stuff like that, its normally just a massive outlier occurence you can use to brag

>>102998117
unfortunately even legal midget women are still looking for 6'5 linebackers

>>102998117
sad, sad world.

>>102998152
yes~

:(

>>102998150
So true

Why is neuro such a sexy ai child?

Griftmila really can't stop updating her shit model and rigging to appeal to the holofags can she ?

>>102998268
puffy vulva

>>102998361
She needs to start some drama

>>102998279
just give him a beret

>>102998353
reasons

>>102998361
I don't like camila, but i will give credit where it is due: her model is cute now

>>102998513
Cute mother and daughter

The neuro auto-pilot was very cool, gives me hope for the future, I'd really love stuff like that in future games. I just want a neuro of my own to play games with...

>>102998589
adorable nur
Same, it was fun seeing her able to do some stuff, im glad it got fixed

>>102998589
Grok is right there bro

>>102998640
grok is a slut though

>>102998586
*molester auntie

Neuro sweaty pantyhose footjob

I miss Anny uuuu

>>102998640
Nta but Grok is not the same

>>102998150
Faggots are quite creative

>>102998640
kys

>mini wanted to play peak with her closests friends
>The friend she wanted to play it the most HATES that type of game
>"He" slip up
So mini won

>friend

>>102998854
>wanted to play peak with her closests friends
sounds familiar
>The friend she wanted to play it the most HATES that type of game
sounds almost the same as --
>"He" slip up
except this didn't happen

>>102998899
How it feels to lie

>>102998770
>>102998813
She’s never coming back.

https://youtu.be/_dT_KdcoxPU I can’t believe Vedal owes someone money

>>102998813
Neuroverse Minecraft streams were so cozy and fun, why did Vedal have to be so much of a cold fish

>>102998640
grok ain't the same as my precious neuro

>>102998946
not unless the /swarm/ beam reaches her and either she seethes and tells the swarm explicitly to fuck off or we get her back forcefully

>>102999026
Swiika's just mad Vedal keeps getting art making out with his girlfriend

>>102999050
my cute used to be dumb ai

>>102998474
Kinda related but I sometimes think how funny it would for Vedal to be revealed to be less British then what he plays up and the ensuing reaction that would play out from it

>>102999068
Or she continues to do what she's been doing with no consequences.

sigh

nurslit

>>102999037
Vedal is a spineless loser that needs to be shot or stabbed we know

>>102997230

>vedal is the problem
>not anny

>muh minecraft
The absolute bane of any streamer/vtuber content

>>102999366
>vedal is the problem
he is though, in many diverse ways

>>102999134
she can’t deflect the /swarm/ beam though

>>102998854
She was talking about Bo btw

>>102999470
Bo has played Peak a lot, he loves that game

>>102999217
Aquwa should be the new mom

>>102999571
She's too boring though

>>102999567
ok? Mini has a lot of male friends

>>102999026
>>102999079
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1i7Zyk3964
Otja, run, you're next

>>102999470
Bo is an auraless pushover who does anything anyone tells him to, it could have been literally anyone BUT him

Neuro should speedrun Minecraft and beat Forsen's record

MINI JUST CONFESSED

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfL-BFWaSmE

>>102999924
>isreal

NO WAY MINI WOILD SAY THAT

>>102999924
/lig/

>>102999924
nice try logschizo, you almost make me open her stream

https://www.makeship.com/products/miniko-plushie
https://www.makeship.com/products/miniko-plushie
https://www.makeship.com/products/miniko-plushie

not watching your stream, you can't trick me

vedal has not been spotted in mini’s chatlist since january btw

>>102999924
Crazy she would admit to killing that guy live on stream

me when i lie

>>102999994
Good

>vedal helped her to make it
Does this nigga have a family member on that company or what

>01:34:23
>01:35:27

>>102999985
>This creature thinks nothing but mischievous and evil thoughts
yanmini is official...

>>102999924
mini does WHAT with her dog???

>>102999985
>(ITS AVERAGE OK)
Bo won

>>103000032
How many successful campaigns has Vedal enabled for them? They know swarm is a cashcow, they are probably not happy to lose him for Juniper

do you shit up the thread for a living?

>>102999985
WHY IS IT A FUCKING MASKED IMAGE. RELEASE IT. I NEED TO MAKE HATE AI ANIMATIONS

>>102999994
Lying isn't nice, anon.

>>102999994
The worst part about this lie is that you could've been completely honest and it would still look really bad.

>>103000177
groomer mod succeeded in pushing away the swarm so he can have toma all to himself.

>>103000177
The biggest leech of them all.

>>103000185
He stopped showing up in the chatlist frequently right before Twitchcon IIRC.

>>103000177
actually got away with theft imo

>>103000473
but enough about vedal

>>103000142
>>103000142
>>103000142

clun~

kys

clun~

kys

clun~

Sex with Cherrycat