M-Mr. Nightmare… Is it okay if I… masturbate to your wife…? A-Am I allowed to, sir…?

He wants you to, as long as you know your place. He'll even lock eyes with you so it's like you're masturbating together, to each other. If you get a sufficiently hot wife yourself, maybe you can even do a switcharoo.

>>102999008 (OP)
You didn't ask Yagoo before, so why be concerned now?

>>102999008 (OP)
adulterous sex with nimi nightmare

>>102999008 (OP)
Mr. Nightmare is so lucky

>>102999188
Yeah, he gets to watch while us anons run a train on her, during a fan meet up.

>they've been trying for a child for a long time
>daily copulation for the sole purpose of procreation
>still no baby

Hey Mr. Nightmare, if you need help, I'm more than happy to lend a hand.

>>102999008 (OP)
as long as you pay for his honey moon

>>102999008 (OP)
Pay for the wedding, honeymoon, fertility pills, baby shower, diapers, my kids college fund, and you can keep jerking off to her as much as you want lil nigga

>In a few months she's getting rebranded to something like Nimi Johnson

>>102999008 (OP)
Pregnant 3D model?

>>102999008 (OP)
I feel like Nimi has found a brand new meta that is even worse than unicorns. Some sort of weird new form, NTR unicorns.

>>102999008 (OP)
>And, you know, after watching about a thousand streams like that, you start to lose it. I started wondering “where am I going with this? Wh- why do I feel this need to oshi all these chuubas? What is desire? The form of this cute anime girl, why does it have such a grip on me? Because she’s the opposite of me? Is she gonna complete me in some way?” I realized, I could oshi a million chuubas, I’d still never be satisfied. Maybe – maybe what I really want is to BE one of these anime girls.

>>102999008 (OP)
she invests into a tight gooner outfit and yet is engaged, what are we supposed to do

>>102999824
She gets horny from simps lusting over her, then goes to her husband after stream. He's probably fucking her right now.

>>102999627
I genuinely have zero idea on why she hasn’t capitalized on them yet. They’ve always been there since the beginning, it would be like printing money

>>102999627
>NTR unicorns
bicorns?

>>102999008 (OP)
Remember, YOU ARE A KEKOLD!! DON'T FORGET!! YOU! ARE! A! KEKOLD!

>>102999889
Because she genuinely finds unicorns creepy wnd thought that doing this would make her boundaries clear, turns out she just ended up attracting bizarro ntr unicorns.

>>102999627
Anon it's coombait and obviously Nimi wants to make it clear to her viewers that it won't stop because of her marriage announcement. Considering how many vtuber fans are coomers it does make sense that most vtubers have a swimsuit outfit. Everyone likes to complain about Twitch vtubers but they do it for their viewers.

Retards, notice that she only retweeted the marriage fanart that had no male, that means she wants (you) to self insert as the husband.

>>102999627
>NTR unicorns
more like women

>>102999008 (OP)
>im getting married
>also here is a fanservice swimsuit of me
Who is cucking who anymore? What is this cucking ouroboros?

>>103000652
I could be losing it but I’m starting to hope (it’s almost too good to be true) that she’s into us getting off to her. Consent is so sexy bros. This would be the best outcome. I could be genuinely happy for her and her marriage and also get off to her guilt free

>>103000003
Actually I’m not the one getting married to her so really I’m more like the ugly bastard
>Ah, Mrs. Nightmare! Dancing for me again in your bikini? How thoughtful.

>>103000714
So shes a bull chuuba? Where the viewer is cucking her husband?

This is the funniest cope thread ever.
>"we are jacking off and giving money to a woman so she can have babies with another dude, therefore we are the bulls!"
Naplings...

>>103000759
It sounds too crazy to be true but I’m starting to think yes. I love this woman so fucking much

>>103000841
Hey man, I’m not the one whose wife is wearing scantily clad clothing and licking a possible for tens of thousands of fans at the same time

>>102999008 (OP)
who is in the cuck chair, us or him?

>>103000841
To be fair there are many strippers that dont fuck clients and you still wouldn't be out of place calling their husbands cucks

>>103000841
I see, it’s always about money with you third worlders. I’m sure you’ll find happiness eventually.

>>102999008 (OP)
God, imagine when they go out on dates they begin talking about what’s been going on in their jobs, and Nimi starts to complain and laugh to her boyfriend on how weird her fanbase is. They’ve probably laughed at pictures of sapling/naplings visiting her during fan meetups…

>>103000966
Its you watching him fuck nimi, but at the same time in the same place it is him watching you fuck nimi. Its a cucking superposition.

>>103000962
>licking a popsicle
No way she did that in a recent stream. Link?

>>103001105
Check the stream from today :)

>>102999008 (OP)
lol only a faggot would ask permission.

>>103001201
I want to respect her and her husband’s boundaries. There’s a person like you and me with ambitions, thoughts and feelings behind the avatar too ya know…

>>103001376
Consent is sexy

>>103001376
consent is so hot

>>103001376
Am i seeing the formation of a new fetish? This is weird

>>103000962
>>103000981
>>103001041
Do you not know what a pimp is?
Would you not also let your wife milk money from a bunch of losers online knowing that despite the fact she's desired by thousands, you're the only one fucking her?

>>103001566
>thinks Nimi wouldn’t be the dom
You’ve never watched her

>>103001566
No nigga, what the fuck. I dont want other men ogling her. If my gf is online baiting simps on purpose im breaking up.

>>102999008 (OP)
>>102999085
anons...
look at the bulge
that is mr. nightmare
you're all gay

>>103001771
Still based, who here wouldn't let mommy Nimi drain a bunch of virgins out of their cash, so she can buy shit for you and also peg you after the stream ends?

>>103001566
>bunch of losers
We’re not losers. If you watch someone who thinks you’re a loser (and you aren’t getting off to it) then they’re not worth your time. You should have more self respect - don’t be afraid to enjoy your hobbies.

>>103002034
Because you're an insecure beta male.

>>103002043
is contains her massive bush

>>103002350
Still “Queen of the Forest”, it seems

>>103002350
Why don’t vegans and hippies “believe” in shaving again? Do animals die in the process or something?

>>103002630
It retains all her natural smells as well as that of gravel and hyper processed dairy free cheese

>>103000962
You're not the one who plows her either.

You’re not allowed to jerk off to Nimi until her husband gives you permission to do so

https://files.catbox.moe/n1pg3p.jpeg

>>103002902
>t. the guy who has zero sex with anyone
Have some self awareness

>>102999214
lmao you guys ain't running shit
only thing you're running is from unemployment check to next unemployment check.

>>103002902
You’re right, she’s motivated to pursue some sexy ladies of my own though

>>103003408
I need permission now please

>>103002239
While pimping a whore does make you an alpha, marrying one makes you the biggest beta cuck of them all.

>>103004361
This is a very big cope, his girl is being wanted by thousands, but she only sucks his dick. He's the alpha, you are the delusional beta.

>>103004797
You can take literally any female and she could get thousands of suitors on tinder. Having men lust after you is the easiest thing for woman. The hardest thing for a woman is not being a whore, which is what matters to a man, and which nimi failed at. Nimi is a whore who's inevitably going to cheat on his cuck husband.

>>103005145
Be nice to Nimi she just had an outfit reveal you dumb nigger

>>103005145
>Any female.
>Top 1% in the female entertainment industry.

>>103005380
We agree that nimi is very attractive and that she is a catch. That anon was just coping. Still, if her fiance every makes her unhappy I’d be more than happy to swoop in

>>103005692
Too bad Nimi is a fictional character, so her husband is as capable of fucking her as any cuckling

>>103005833
Your hand is not Nimi.

>>103001400
Silence is consent. Consent is sexy.

>>103003408

I don't give a fuck I'll crank it to her whenever I want.

>>102999627
they're called nightmares

You guys are all freaking out and schizoing about a chick who's like a solid 5. Like c'mon, be reasonable. She's not worth freaking out about.

>>103000255
Its because she's coombaiting while getting hitched that's making the whole thing weird. Unless you've never heard about the "lore drop" or unless you've never heard about Nimi at all, that relationship is now part of her "character".

>>103007431
She’s a 10 to me…

>>102999008 (OP)
>Husband is ok with tons of men masturbating to his wife's voice and avatar
Odd. It's definitely a very suggestive design. I'm not sure if she wants to be sexualized or not.

>>103003408
Don't post shit like this. Think how weird this image must be for her husband to see about his wife.

>>103007544
NTA but this is just some women shit to me. She's playing both sides. She wants to be married while simultaneously still being lusted over by men. She wants to still act and be treated as if she's single while having a husband at home.

>>103008172
>10
Jeezus anon please get some standards.

>>102999008 (OP)
I mean, she's more covered up than when Fauna was in a bikini.

>>102999627
>new
Every time there's some yab involving a new homo collaber or 'evidence' of a bf/husband or some 2view announcing their bf/husband and you see posts like, "OMG my WIFE who I LOVE and has been my OSHI for years (super seriously please believe me) is getting DICKED DOWN by another man :'-(" it's the ntrfags getting off on it. They've been doing this for years. I mean shit look a Vallure, they're openly like, "We'll pander to your weird kinks," and all the ntrfags come crawling out of the woodwork like lice. Similar situation with the Phase shit. Nimi isn't going to be able to pander to them forever (especially since she's not actively doing it, if she was it would be way more obvious), they're just attaching to her for now because she's the most prominent person they can attach to, but eventually they'll need something new.

>>103008554
Anon, what do YOU look like?

>>103001566
Pimps don't marry the whores.