/hag/ - Lifeguard Edition
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>>102793819
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:11:43 AM
No.103001475
check out those dance moves
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:13:02 AM
No.103001551
Great Exardian pits and tits.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:20:27 AM
No.103002058
She's not my jam, but I respect your British hag. She's got style
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 2:46:27 AM
No.103003613
>>103007366
This is my hag.
There are many like her, but this one is mine.
My hag is my wife. She is my life.
I must master her as I must master my life.
My hag, without me, is useless.
Without my hag, i am useless.
I must fuck my hag true.
I must must fuck straighter than my enemy
who is trying to cuck me.
I must get him before he gets me. I will ...
My hag and i know that what counts in life
is not the rounds i cum inside her,
the noise of our lovemaking,
nor how many kids we make.
We know that it is eachother that counts. we will fuck ...
My hag is human, even as i [am a human], because she is my life.
Thus, i will learn her as a husband,
i will learn her weaknesses, her strength,
her kinks, her fetishes, her likes and dislikes.
I will keep my hag clean and ready,
even as i am clean and ready.
We will become part of each other. We will ...
Before the honorable late Abe Shinzo, I swear this creed.
My hag and myself will repopulate the country.
We are the masters of the birthrate.
We are the saviours of our lives.
So be it, until all hags are bred
and there is no enemy, but peace!
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 11:23:58 AM
No.103017684
I desire this thing.
The hag.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 4:55:50 PM
No.103024202
Dreaming of settling down with a Japanese woman in her 30s and having a few kids and growing old together.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 5:03:44 PM
No.103024396
>>103000151 (OP)
I want to roast marshmallows on her tit fire
I can't be the only one right?
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 6:54:29 PM
No.103026695
>>103028296
It's our Lord of the Board match today in about 40 minutes
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:03:21 PM
No.103028501
>>103028296
Nice I thought I missed it.
Well done Ben on not getting your ass beat.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 8:12:14 PM
No.103028778
Good match /hag/, you really turned it around at the end there.
>>103028750
No pinning only paining was on the menu apparently.
Anonymous
8/2/2025, 9:41:35 PM
No.103031311
been a long week
wish i could fall asleep on a hag's lap pillow or tits right about now...
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 3:10:46 AM
No.103042812
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 6:55:13 AM
No.103052394
>>103054302
Pochi streaming reminds me that she needs to be taken care of and treated like a little girl.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:02:57 AM
No.103054302
>>103054405
>>103052394
This but also relentlessly bred like an animal.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:07:48 AM
No.103054405
>>103054302
Discpline and correction is important for women of all ages.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 9:42:01 AM
No.103056457
Alright i'm off to bed.
Night bro's
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 5:54:18 PM
No.103066852
>>103064673
Well that poor ShotaLa+ is going to have a wild time
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:02:39 PM
No.103068751
>>103068532
Very cute and troublesome (Good). Their cover was nice.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 7:55:30 PM
No.103070366
>>103068532
I want to get them all pregnant twice at least.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:52:14 PM
No.103072055
>>103072457
Visited the birthplace of historyβs most accomplished hag lover today. He better keep up the good work in Lord of the Board.
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:53:30 PM
No.103072100
We're up on LotB4 as we take on the creation club (/vt/uber drawthread and /vtwbg/) for the million dollar collab tag team belt!
>>103066552
>https://vtleague.420699.xyz/
>https://vtleague.420699.xyz/
>https://vtleague.420699.xyz/
Anonymous
8/3/2025, 8:59:33 PM
No.103072305
>>103068532
never seen them interact together, quite new to me. Seems like good silly hijinks
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 12:52:45 AM
No.103079435
>>103080213
>>103132233
How am I supposed to compete with a horse?
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 1:17:36 AM
No.103080213
>>103079435
You only need to be 4 inches long to have the same length to body size as a horse anon!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:13:53 AM
No.103084098
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:12:25 AM
No.103086001
>replying to something that old
definitely not shit stirring, nope
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:04:59 AM
No.103087460
>>103084658
Oh, but she has been a hag for months now
Anyways, have another.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 5:40:22 AM
No.103088367
>>103088815
It would be so nice to make Noel a mother.
>>103088815
not him but imagine how big her tits would be god damn
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 7:35:29 AM
No.103091070
>>103091352
>>103090598
>Bigger and saggier plus lactating
I'd immediately bust inside her
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 8:08:39 AM
No.103091746
>>103090598
Speaking of, I know she is not a hag yet but I have to wonder if the Troublesome woman is bigger than Noel at this point
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:03:20 AM
No.103092799
>>103088815
I want to thicken out her lower half via multiple pregnancies.
Jurard T. Rexford
8/4/2025, 2:36:33 PM
No.103097666
>>103003206
Oh. Yes. Sex with her was great!
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 3:42:32 PM
No.103099002
>>103094054
Rather than Pekomama, this feels more like what Pekora could've been if she'd inherited her mother's assets.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 4:36:56 PM
No.103100028
>>103098870
wow
pure seduction, those eyes
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 6:24:27 PM
No.103102947
>>103103837
I like Koyori. Sheβs cute and loud and kissable.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 9:23:11 PM
No.103107904
How do I acquire a Shirakami Fubuki wife? I want to make mixed race children with a dorky westaboo hag.
Anonymous
8/4/2025, 10:38:30 PM
No.103110128
>>103124029
>103097666
Erb, vshojo, canan and keeki schizos should go back to global.
>>103112796
someone keeps posting this image and I'm gonna have to ask them to stop...
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 1:40:33 AM
No.103116315
>>103116232
It's one of the best Botan images. I will never stop posting it.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:18:14 AM
No.103120081
>>103116232
I think its a pretty scary imagine too like a drunk aunt after one too many beers
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 3:33:32 AM
No.103120631
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 8:28:21 AM
No.103132233
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:00:30 PM
No.103145552
Making lots and lots of babies with Hakui Koyori.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 7:03:26 PM
No.103145648
>>103144780
The amount of sin I would commit
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:09:23 PM
No.103149384
>>103131405
Pochi please just take advantage of me Iβm begging you
I promise I wonβt tell anyone and In fact Iβll give you a nice massage afterwards
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 9:50:47 PM
No.103150629
>>103150730
breed me a hag
i mean need me a hag to breed
i mean
>>103150629
Pochi needs a young man (me) to take care of her.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 10:58:36 PM
No.103152547
I want to marry a cute 30-something Japanese woman and start a family with her.
Anonymous
8/5/2025, 11:30:38 PM
No.103153558
>>103163889
>>103150730
Pochi needs an even younger man (Me) to bring back the thrill of her youth and spoil her
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 2:45:11 AM
No.103161089
>>103165635
https://x.com/sinRavNSFW/status/1952035230467883312
Not a hag but the new Varnis is fucking peak fertility
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:03:48 AM
No.103163889
>>103164248
>>103150730
>>103153558
Iβm sure itβs a controversial political topic around here but Pochi has really planted the seeds in my head of the idea of taking care of a hag like sheβs younger then you
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:12:20 AM
No.103164248
>>103163889
If you arent trying to constantly baby the other more than they baby you then you dont love each other
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:48:28 AM
No.103165696
>>103165635
Not a /hag/ but I guess she is a hag technically
either way pure sex
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:41:54 AM
No.103167951
>>103168503
I really love Pochi, bros.
>>103167951
I still remember when I was like 12 or 13 finding that succubus sister doujin she made and my brain blue screening the entire time I was reading it
Crazy how far back some of these vtubers go into your past but I guess itβs the case of βfamousβ then still βfamousβ now
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 6:55:09 AM
No.103170350
>>103168503
I remember always hating the concept of male subs and never getting why anyone would watch that stuff until Pochi showed me oneeshota and it made me get it. still dont like it with large males though
Well, I guess I'm another year older, though that only makes my love for hags even stronger, no doubt
Anyway, how's life treating you anons?
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:24:59 AM
No.103173758
>>103172734
Happy birthday dude. I'm OK. Fell into a pretty long slump after getting back from Japan and realising I'd have to wait another year before going to see all the friends I made there again. Slowly crawling out of it.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 9:26:21 AM
No.103173785
>>103160896
I bet AZKi fucks like a wild banshee.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:01:26 PM
No.103180303
>>103168503
I found Pochiβs work when I was probably 14 or 15. Iβve liked onee-shota and predatory women ever since.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:12:26 PM
No.103180541
>>103172734
Happy birthday, anon. Things have been alright for me lately. I saw a really hot older woman a couple days ago, which was nice.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 3:22:31 PM
No.103180778
>>103168503
truuue
I remember people talking about AnM like 10 years ago and rumors floating around 'maybe the author's female, maybe not' in comiket threads
before she was ever streaming
Well shit, looks like Flare's leaving.
Nevermind, that fucking thumbnail got me panicking.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:46:17 PM
No.103182446
>>103182619
>>103182354
>>103182385
Don't scare me like that anon. Also do your reps and you'll know it's just her anniversary countdown.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 4:53:01 PM
No.103182619
>>103182446
Yeah, I went back to look at the thumbnail after posting and saw the countdown part. Definitely gotta start doing my reps again
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:35:36 PM
No.103183683
>>103182354
>>103182385
Scrolling past this gave me a mini heart attack.
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 5:43:49 PM
No.103183892
>>103183514
that gap between the boobs and fabric?
that's where the boner is made
Anonymous
8/6/2025, 8:22:20 PM
No.103187929
>>103187120
She's so beautiful bros...
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 12:43:51 AM
No.103195921
>>103199955
i wish they collabed more often without feeling burdened by the past
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 2:40:25 AM
No.103200359
>>103202216
>>103199955
their dropped pairing from the early days. They play up being awkward around one another but i think some of it is genuine
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:09:45 AM
No.103205686
>>103206158
I wish I had someone like her in my actual life
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:24:05 AM
No.103206158
>>103205686
Me too, bro. Sheβs perfect.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:36:41 AM
No.103206558
>>103206866
Alright haggots Im off to bed
Hopefully I have a dream were I'm married to a tomboyish woman who loves me a lot and shares my interests
Old women are old and fat
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 9:31:10 AM
No.103212170
>>103210785
Proof of that second part?
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:19:54 PM
No.103220104
>>103219666
I like it Satan
I was half expecting one with shitpost-y vibes like the one from last year but this one is also pretty good
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 5:23:11 PM
No.103220171
Guess whose birthday it is today.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 7:22:08 PM
No.103223032
>>103219666
She should really settle for me as her loving husband.
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 10:14:20 PM
No.103227606
>>103225989
In getting really hard at the thought of washing the sweat off her body with a wash cloth for some reason
Anonymous
8/7/2025, 11:00:01 PM
No.103228872
I want to marry a cute Japanese hag and start a family with her and grow old together with her.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 1:20:19 AM
No.103232929
I would like to put a baby inside of this boomer hag pirate.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 2:51:49 AM
No.103235940
>>103236003
I HATE HAGS
I AM GOING TO MAKE THEM SHOWER AND GET SOBER AND INTERESTED IN GETTING CATS
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:09:09 AM
No.103236578
>>103236847
>>103236381
I'm retarded and forgot to add:
Lolihag bunny wants to see your horses
>>103236508
This one?
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:16:56 AM
No.103236847
>>103237275
>>103236578
If the thread baker has pictures of her then I don't see why not
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:29:20 AM
No.103237275
>>103237348
>>103236847
It's Towa's birthday, so I was thinking of it being her, but I don't mind Bonnie either.
Anonymous
8/8/2025, 3:31:23 AM
No.103237348
>>103237275
I only have porn of Towa so I cant make it but I don't mind having a Towa thread
