Thread 103004049

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: starbro is visiting this week! schedule slightly lighter than usual to accommodate! (also she has a ton of dance practice this week to get done uweh)
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1949746481080250831

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

summer fridays winding down. lets all go to montauk
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Previous Thread:>>102955134

I leave for an hour to do something and you guys let Lumi’s thread die?

>>103004568
I'm watching stream on 2nd monitor leave me alone

>>103004712
yes today is a 2nd monitor kind of day, the big event is the show in an hour but by that will be late for me

I want Lumi to beat me up and shoot me

>>103005723
same desu
or drown me

>>103005723
>>103005944
Just be brown

>>103006399
what if I call her yellow

So Sakana doesn’t pay for Lumi’s idol bill

Lumi is really happy that she won't be streaming tomorrow

>>103006822
today felt like a real friday for her, she doesn't get those often

collab hate

When the collab starts
https://youtu.be/_JR5UcFhMNk

what was that place lumi wanted to go to after she dreamt of sexing chat?

>>103007132
Lumi and Ember should collab more.

>>103007132
staying up for this
>>103007317
agreed, Lumi is good with Uruka too

I feel bad for starbro. He wanted to hang out with his sister but Lumi is ignoring him to stream.

They're here

>>103007691
she will hang out with him tomorrow
>>103007759
they look like judges on a reality show

Lumi is looking awfully sultry in this art

>>103008010
What a whore

Every girl except Lumi has breast envy. Which means Lumi has big boobs.

>>103008154
fourth biggest in phase

>>103008154
Shiina called her a P

>>103008154
Lumi has big boobs and she knows it too

>>103008218
Shiina is jealous of Lumi's figure

Lumi really wants us to kill ourselves.

>>103007759
at least lumi isn't the hag here

Poor Lumi. She’s neither the main or lead dancer.

>Lumi is the lead singer of the idol group
Nice to hear other girls praise Lumi’s singing

>>103006756
that part is actually kind of messed up, especially considering the fact that the whole point of being in an idol company is paying for that stuff
she puts so much effort into it too

>>103008794
there's a reason she shows up at all the big events, more than the other phase girls at least

>Lumi mocking Airi’s neck problem
Ruthless

Lumi’s really self-conscious about her knees’ cracking

Lumi is not amused about the jorts

They were crashing out before stream

>we're going to shoot ourselves in the head
>in a cute way
Lumi...

Is Lumi going to do a country of the country song?

> everyone has slept with Uruka
Would explain a lot actually

>>103009668
Lumi really likes boobs, they trigger her cuteness aggression

So did I imagine it, or did Lumi said she wrote fanfiction?

I really wish Lumi used her short hair model

>>103009815
I just tuned in but also want to know. lumi needs to drop links or make a fake discord to randomly dm someone and leak

>Lumi is wearing parachute pants
>She's only wearing them due to Starbro living with her
Explain this

>>103010207
I dont understand the core premise. what needs to be explained? about wearing clothes when you arent alone

>>103010324
idols

>>103010316
I thought she wore shorts

>>103010573
the booty short underwear replacement ones. would be weird to wear in front of family without a utilitarian need

My lemon Queen

They really gathered 5 girls who need to be spanked as punishment and made them a group

>>103010207
it's just like how I wear clothes when I'm around people, it's not that unusual

Lumi is showing off her armpitts

>>103011938
>armpit
>tummy
>thighs
so kissable

>>103011938
how lewd. did you notice how her hands arent in the shot and they could conceivably be tied up? lumi knows what she likes

>>103012067
imagine tying up Lumi and forcing her to listen to ASMR

>>103012325
that's exactly where my head went too. only I would just sit there and make her watch me tap the pen.

Starbro is probably getting ready for his hike tomorrow. I hope he and Lumi have a good time.

I ship starbro and matoi miia

>>103013849
Lumi wouldn’t agree to such a match up. Miia is from the lower class and she’s not pure white

>>103013975
Looks Polish to me

>>103014047
And why would Lumi or her parents agree to let Starbro marry some German’s cocksleeve.

>>103014068
Because they're also slavs and we don't live in the 1800s anymore? Feel free to disagree but consider Lumi's lifestyle and how tolerant her parents must be

>>103013975
Miia is a workaholic slav she would fix starbro
also this art is peak Lumi is built for the lead singer role as long as she unlocks and goes all out

>no lumi tomorrow
>no swiss army retard punching bag/puzzle game
>other games dont feel like substitute good
it just hit

>>103014140
Lumi is a conservative woman pretending to be Liberal. She hates minorities and the thought of racemixxing disgusts her to her core. So it’s very likely she’s just faking it.

>>103014187
There is a possibility that Miia can fix starbro, then there’s also the other possibility that Miia ruins Starbro even further. You really think Lumi would gamble with her baby brother’s future

>>103014187
did they finally come to their sense and realize that there is this thing they can utilize called "comparative advantage" that will increase create better outputs with fewer inputs? the inefficient use of human capital is lumi clicking pen tier.
it doesnt matter if idols are supposed to be able to do it all because western vtubers are not competing with the nips for idols. we dont have them in the west. you're selling a different product. reeeee sakana sort your shit out

>>103014322
>Lumi is a conservative woman pretending to be Liberal. She hates minorities and the thought of racemixxing disgusts her to her core. So it’s very likely she’s just faking it.
That wasn't really my point I was just saying that mixing with someone of lower station isn't that frowned upon anymore

Lumi deserves medium danish cock.

>>103014588
I would assume Sseth is tastefully above average

>>103014564
Maybe not to you, but to Lumi and her parents, it is.

>>103014616
By the sounds of it Lumi has to deal with all the pressure and Starbro can kinda just do whatever

>>103014564
this. it's more common than you would think. poverty is a mindset as much as it is a material condition. if you come from a good family they want another good family with their shit together.
we know lumi's family is reasonably classy because one of the first things lumi asked for on her applications was mental health history. If your parents told you thats the first thing to look for, you get it.

>>103014616
this.
>>103014564
It's more common than you would think. poverty is a mindset as much as it is a material condition. if you come from a good family they will value another good family with their shit together as much as the individual you are marrying.
we know lumi's family is reasonably classy because one of the first things lumi asked for on her applications was mental health history. If your parents always told you family menral health history is the first thing to look for, you get it.

>>103014811
I actually agree with you because in the old days if your parents failed you and they offered you nothing but money for tuition you still had a decent chance of getting mentored or raised by other figures in your life. Life today is much more isolated so even if you do have the material conditions on your side having a good family (stable and supportive) is far more important between mid-high income earners than purely high status/money.

>>103014648
smart. lumi's already fucked so they may as well make use of what positive parts there are.
>>103014863
you're still thinking in terms of assuring that exceptions to the rule get their exception. extra mentors or not, we are the product of tremendous amounts of socialization. most of which we do not process consciously. that's why seeming exceotions are typically not good bets. families that managed to have 6 kids and turn all of them become self-made millionaires will probably have extended families of similar.

>>103014937
>families that managed to have 6 kids and turn all of them become self-made millionaires will probably have extended families of similar.
Okay but what are we really talking about here? It's not like Lumi is from a family of Rothschilds she's 3rd or 4th generation post communist disenfranchised noble or something? Tons of yuros have similar backgrounds, I'd be surprised at the level of conceit if they think they're anything special. Not to mention her parents have build their wealth being white collar, not exactly executive or charity owning positions.

>>103015221
that's not rothschild money that's everyone got educated, had a future time preference, didnt make any debilitating mistakes, and got thinking jobs. the dollar ammount isnt quute as relevant, its those other things that people select for. if my parents gen had gone into acadamia or some lower paying but equally cognitively demanding career, I doubt it would change the valuation calculus.
to be clear I have no horse in whatever shipping competetion prompted this.I just mean people look for a good family for reasons other than money grubbing. a good family isnt just code for niggers need not apply

>>103015486
Those aren't exactly high standards and Miia definitely qualifies, maybe not Miia's mom that I'm not sure about

>says she had a strange dream last night
>later mentions that chat was in there
>won't talk about it
Weird woman. We were there, we already know what happened, it wasn't that weird.

I wonder if we will ever hear Starbro

>Starbro taps things
>Lumi hates it
>Starbro whistles
>Lumi hates it
>Starmom and Stardad didn't abuse Starbro as a child
>Lumi hates him
Why is she like this?

>>103015623
theyre pretty damned high, it's rare to get 3 generations of upper middle class for their entire cohort. a future time preference and not fucking up isnt a choice. from what wre know, the bitch is in the same boat. -points for autism debuff and depression but I think theyre still doing okay

>>103016785
Combination of Lumi hating when other people standout and Lumi's weird mix of wanting to be left alone while also wanting attention at the same time.

>>103004049 (OP)
The most retarded thread on the board
Keep paying this grifter, moronic cucks

>>103016906
Lumi stood out as a kid so she tries to do anything to stay invisible. It's a sign of low confidence and trama

>>103018764
I'm going to fix her

Fyren's cocksleeve...

>>103018924
but how?

>>103015853
it's cute how embarrassed she is about it, Lumi doesn't show true embarrassment that often
>>103018764
it's also a sign of neurodivergence

Who is everyone watching today since our lemon wife is off and living her best life?

>>103021920
Watching schizo women with crystals so I can learn how to curse lumi.

>>103021957
don't crystals only work if you're near them?

>>103022041
Dont know but we'll find out of she breaks her arm or leg anytime soon.

>>103019588
this

>>103021920
I'm going to re-watch the Oblivion bf save file yab vod.

>>103019588
>>103022382
obsessesed

>>103022443
cuck

>>103022443
>oh it's my brother's save
>deletes vod

>>103023217
It was. Why do you keep doubting her.

>>103023217
>I care about my brothers privacy over everything
>2 months later
>wants to bring him on stream and talks all about him
Dont forget that flip

>>103023336
she has talked about him since before then, one's save file is an intimate thing and it's understandable why she reacted the way she did

>>103023217
>>103023336
you need to try harder, Starbro doesn't want to appear on stream because he's too paranoid

>>103023390
>one's save file is an intimate thing
absolutely insane line of thought you are broken.

>>103021920
I like lumi, not vtubers so no comfort women for me today

>>103021269
daughter-wife

>>103024000
Lumi is my one and only comfort woman, however she doesn't stream all day so I watch others whenever she's not on
it's manageable, but a whole day without Lumi is like a day without sunshine

>>103021920
I hope she enjoys hiking.

Sunbros...
>>103023763

she's too fucking retarded that I can't think of her as a sexy woman that I can jack off to

>>103024247
Well if it makes a difference it's all an act or kayfabe, which is a word she uses constantly on stream.

>>103023316
lmao

>>103024495
Anon, Lumi is extremely protective of Starbro.

>>103024548
I appreciate your falseflagging, anon.

>>103023217
Don't forget when the
>b-but it must be steam sharing saves
fags were BTFO by steam saves literally not doing that, so they pivoted to
>o-oh then it was onedrive, despite lumi never once mentioning onedrive and that requiring her to share onedrive on her work pc with a family member which is a breach of contract and also she'd have to manually configure her save location for the game to that non-default place
What can a non-cuck do but laugh?

>>103024140
even if she doesn't, it's still a full day with her brother. they can complain about it together
>>103024247
I can't jack off to her because it would be like jacking off to my sister, the retarded part doesn't bother me though
>>103024537
this song fills me with such a deep despair but it's so happy at the same time, it's bizarre

>>103024537
Cute lemon

>>103024537
Why doesn't Lumi have a headpat redeem? Would it make her feel too much like a pet?

>>103025870
She hates chat whenever they’re too nice to her, I’m sure she would hate it if they pat her head whenever she’s down

>>103025921
she probably would hate it

https://x.com/Xynchr0/status/1951647140150644773
Wow this is cool art.

>>103019588
Who's Fyren?

>Starbro got to eat Lumi’s handmade breakfast, lunch and dinner for a week
Lucky bastard.

>>103026601
this is really good, you can see a lot of distinct character details
What type of Sister of Battle would Lumi be? Would she be the violent type, the charitable type, or the stern type?
Clio would be an office-bound commissar

>>103024247
right? that's how I knew.
>>103024080
yeah I somehow lost my ability to remain impartial. I think I really enjoy hanging out with her

>>103026790
The name people use for her bf because it was his Oblivion character's name that she leaked.

>>103026795
what if he's actually not hungry but he has to eat it all anyways so she doesn't slit his throat

>>103026056
>>103025921
I know right? it's such a great emote.

>>103027072
Im still sceptical about her cooking ability after the bbq incident and the cooking handcaks.

So she's just a retarded and autistic LucyPyre?

>>103027166
she has shown she can be a good cook when she wants to, but she does seem to mess up a lot too
my guess is she is like a wild card in the kitchen
>>103027203
is LucyPyre a bad cook or something?

Wait, so it's a saturday night, I got home the perfect kind of tipsy to listen to an anime woman yap and she's not live?
I hate this gay earth

Any updates on Lumi

>>103026996
I really don't think being a SOB fits her personality since she a lapsed christian irl. But in the 40k universe there are tons of apathetic types who go along with the imperial creed just cuz you have to.

She wouldn't be in a combat role, but Lumi would absolutely LOVE being in the Orders Famulous branch.

>responsibility is to serve amongst the households of the Imperium's noble families acting as consuls and chamberlains. They are responsible for brokering alliances, deals and marriages between the various nobility as well as utilising their formidable skills of diplomacy to ensure the peace between rival households.

There she can wear pretty dresses and manipulate people to advantage and groom shotas to be loyal imperials. Also they can still fight but casuals don't know about them

Are we just going to ignore the fact that Lumi supports Trump’s annexation of Canada?

>>103027844
Getting fucked by her boyfriend, any other questions?

>>103028657
Incestfag, pls. Just because Lumi was oddly specific and insisting about Starbro being a virgin doesn’t mean she wants to fuck him.

>>103027841
grim, if it makes you feel any better I will miss her stream tomorrow
>>103028274
that does sound like her, she would be able to kind of do what she wants depending on her mood and she would have the social status to back it up
>>103028435
Lumi doesn't do politics

Watching yesterday VOD. Why the fuck are Lumi and Starbro talking about dopamine and depression a lot?

what color are her nipples

>>103028710
onedrive fag, pls.

>>103029137
pink as a rose

>>103023316
Because family share doesn't work the way she claims it does, so she was very obviously lying
If it was actually just her bro she wouldn't have felt the need to come up with a lie on the spot

>>103029762
and she wouldn't have nuked the vod. I remember the original cope some had was that it was 1 of the next phase invaders

I tried watching Vei for 30 minutes:

>Hey guys Chance this
>Chance that
>Chance did this
>I'm going with Chance to
>Chance's dad
>Chance
>Chance
>Chance

How do her "fans" genuinely watch this?

>>103030141
who is Vei and who is Chance?

>>103030449
fake Lumi fan

>>103030625
who the fuck watches sodashit and his whore

>>103029125
are you retarded? serious question, I am trying to figure out how to answer this

>>103030688
It just seems extremely weird for two siblings to talk about that and now something else.

>>103030700
he's super depresssed. lumi "was" super depressed and is coping. obviously. also explicitly stated many times

>>103029125
>>103030700
mental health is a hot topic these days amongst white families at least, pretty normal thing to talk about, especially compared to some of the other things they talk about
>>103030738
>was

>>103031026
thus the sarcastic quotes.

question - if you wanted to groom lumi, how would you do it. I think the biggest challenge would be technical. besides everything else, you need an excuse to establish private two way communication.

>>103031348
>how would you do it
Be like Starbro

>>103031390
possessing starbro is not a practical way of setting up a dead drop with burner discord account details

>>103031348
the biggest problem would be moral, because who could groom such a sweet tard and live with themselves
but aside from that, there are ways I might do it but I won't share them just in case someone actually tries
>>103031449
if you CAN find a way to possess Starbro, that would be the best way to do it

>>103031877
you are right to be suspicious, I caught someone who talks like starbro shitting up the thread yesterday. let's use the lumi definition of groom. I'm also not asking how to trick her into liking someone. let's assume genuine mutual tolerance of each other.

anon talking to the audience?

>>103032744
tardwife sees all

>>103032370
the only things I can think of are malicious ones unfortunately

I miss Lumi

>>103033429
I bet she's being a huge brat right now

>>103033672
I like to think Lumi is mommying Starbro the whole time, packing him snacks, making sure he's drinking water, that he used sunscreen, etc

>>103029980
kek

>>103033769
Is Starbro still trying to be an alpha male in front of Lumi or did he stop?

>>103033994
he got too depressed to keep it up

>>103033994
who knows. watching them interact would make for a good anthropology textbook. I can just here David Attenborough narrating their interactions whenever she talks about him.

"Having exhausted her remaining options, the older sibling proposes salmon for the meal's choice of protein. Once again the younger sibling responds with "food is food". Luckily for us, the older sibling's physical awkwardness allows us to track her increasing irriation. Her "cooking" motions become more frantic. She accidentally bangs her knee onto a drawer. It is not all bad news. This provides her with a much needed outlet to frantically wave her hands around without the indignity of appearing Italian."

"One week in, we can see that the dynamic remains fundamentally unchanged. The older sibling's willingness to share her territory with the younger has likely been perceived as the kind gesture for which it was intended. She understands that the younger sibling is attempting to pantomime a form of independence with his forcedly apathetic comments. The way her eyes dart around everytime the younger sibling makes a strange noise confirms what we already suspect."

"Therein lies the tragedy. The older sibling is acutely aware of her younger sibling's struggle with autism. She understands that these exagerated gestures of independence are the product of his awkwardly implemented iconoclasm. Even as stares at the younger sibling as he taps away on his tablet and loudly chews his snack, wishing only that he would drop the pretense, her motivations *bang* --- As you can see just there from her hitting her head on the cupboard, her motivations are clear. Her love for him is greater than the capacity for the English language to describe it. In a way, even these extremeophiles are capable of experiencing the sublimnity of the purest of all emotions."

"Yet she remains fundamentally baffled and unaware that she is the source of her own frustration. As is common in the least autistic member of a family, she has developed highly effective skills translating between normals and autists. Anyone who recalls the chimp out she had while taking an autism test could tell you that she is not immune. Even her friend, Homo Chinkusbigtiticus, also known as "Dizzy" commented on this at the time. Tragically, the older sibling remains unaware. A few rides home from school was all it took to lock her into a skewed view of older siblings. She remains baffled by adolescent rebellion even as she gleefully sends every piece of information she recovers back home to her dad. Although he likely cares about her just as much as she cares about him, neither knows how to open up."

"Ahh movemnet! The younger sibling reaches for a pen - he knows what he is doing - while are typically prohibited from intervention; a team of rangers is standing by with medical equipment and amnesiacs in case they must intervene. We will return once the situation has stabilized."

>>103035327
well-written anon, they would be so amusing to observe

>>103032744
is that a marble?
>canika = marble (in spanish)
>kani = crab in japanese
>kaniki = sabas viewers
are you trying to steal sabas viewers lumi?!

>>103024247
>>103024769
i can't jerk off to vtubers
i watch them for the meme content and funny.

unlike nimi's cucklings, i see my favorite vthots like little sisters (i grew up with 5 sisters), so i can't jerk it to them, i just treat it as visiting them. (i miss my irl sisters)

>>103036953
funny, I see Lumi like my older sister because they have so much in common, Lumi is a little younger than her though

>>103035327
So when will Lumi assert her dominance over Starbro, or will Starbro assert his dominance over Lumi?

>>103037751
isn't lumi in her late 20's early 30's?
that's way younger than me by a lot (i'm almost 40 ;_;)

>>103039289
Lumi said she's only 23

>>103039333
23?
i though she went to college/university?

>>103040058
23 is the youngest age possible to get a master's degree

>>103039289
I'm Pippa's age
>>103037793
I don't think either of them care enough to assert dominance, if they did though Lumi would win easy

>>103042739
How old is pippa?

>>103044717
his >>103042739 age

>>103040129
i thought masters was 6-8 years, doctorates being 10, bachelor being 4, and associates being 2.

or are have the titles just become arbitrary?
so long as you pay for the degree and pass a test you can get any title you want?

>>103042739
>Lumi would win easy
Never thought I would ever read a sentence like this.

>>103044973
I'm just quoting what Lumi said
>>103045157
Starbro fears him for reasons we can only speculate on

>>103045157
How do we make Starbro more of a man to dom Lumi?

>>103045303
>Starbro fears him for reasons we can only speculate on
Can we fix him?

>>103039289
>>103039333
>>103040058
>>103040129
Women are still bratty childs regardless of age dont let that infulence how you treat or interact with them.

Lumi must really be enjoying her time with Starbro to not tweet anything at all today

>>103050181
obviously

>>103050382
She is.

>>103049644
No

Poor Lumi. Starbro was not going easy on her in the morning.

Poor Lumi. Starbro was not going easy on her in the morning.

>>103056087
If I'm not mistaken, does this mean 1 hour earlier than usual?

>>103044973
You don't need to pay money when you're a woman.

>>103030141
>>103030449
>grew up very poor with loving Polish immigrant parents
>didn't really try that hard in life, lazy, undisciplined, kind of a whore
>gets into vtubing with no respect for it, climbs to the top regardless
>she gets with the top bachelor in the industry, from a good family and someone they're insanely compatible with
>turns on her unicorns with NO repercussions to her viewership, talks about her boyfriend all the time and her audience LIKES it
There's just no way this doesn't make Lumi seethe with jealousy. Vei is not smarter, not hotter, doesn't do vtubing correctly and she gets everything?
And not because Lumi wants Chance, but it's that competitive woman thing where they get jealous when someone they have no feelings for falls for someone else.
It's also a slap in the face to her machiavellian view on life. Vei has always been unapologetically authentic.

>>103057371
Either two things are happening, either it's the big streamer shipping culture or it's something like:
It's harder for people to accept if the guy is comparable or inferior to themselves leading to
>Why can't it be me? What am I lacking?
But Soda is rich, good looking, white, funny and popular. His negative points are allegedly small pp and can't take care of himself.
If not these then it really is just act like a whore and talk about having your back blown out on stream to prime your audience for the eventual marriage announcement.

>>103057371
It’s funny too because Vei openly talked about how being attractive and having good parents is the key to everything in life. She’s a bitch but I think she was onto something she said once about being hot means people will assume good things about you and being ugly means people will assume bad stuff. On the shipping stuff she pulled it of by making it a culture thing and getting in shippers instead. Think of it like those housewife shows were it’s all about drama the wives are having with each other and husbands

>>103057642
>I think she was onto something she said once about being hot means people will assume good things about you and being ugly means people will assume bad stuff
This is 100% true, isn't the halo effect commonly taught anymore?

>>103057371
Authentic Polish voice.

>>103039333
Doubt

>>103058105
Changing your voice to be more attractive to the opposite sex as a teenager is authentic as fuck, actually.

Lumi's voice is authentically breedable

>>103058967
This.
I want her to verbally abuse me while she makes me bathe her feet with my tongue.

>>103058967
This

Lumi owes me paizuri.

Confirmed talks to starbro about us
starbro took notes on a girl to say the opposite of stuff that she'd say because she annoyed him

starbro gives short answers to be energey efficient.
So he's definitely high on the spectrum

Live, and early today! Missed the beginning...
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
>>103065318
>>103065343
sounds like she talked about the day off already?

Oh she's commie scum?

says she looks ugly in pictures
>but I'm not
>I unironically look like I have autism in pictures
hmmm well we know she is autistic, she might actually be ugly

>>103066198
she just think she looks ugly because of her insecurities

>>103066198
>I never take pictures, I never post pictures of myself why would I take pictures?
>I have a selfie light for taking pictures
>I look autistic in pictures
Men really change a women just as much as they change men

it's about to be an interesting stream, cozy crossword warmup before the pain to come...
i have to go unfortunately see you tomorrow

>>103067131
She can try all she wants but wemi still mogs

>>103066640
Except she was saying how she was hot while talking about this

>Patriots fan
oooof might have to drop her

>>103067222
it's a cope

>>103067248
Everyone from New England loves them how is this even a surprise? They were rolling people for years.

>>103057371
I am pretty sure lumi is going to be just fine

nevermind plans got cancelled we are so back
did anything happen in the last hour?

Lumi is singing again

>>103069114
her deep voice...

Lumi does not appreciate being cucked

>>103069466
Then why is she a cuckqueen?

>>103069502
She's a size queen, not a cuck queen

This sounds like generic AI metal, wow.

>>103069646
the hardbass was better

the best part of summer car is the impromptu karaoke

the car is warming up now!

>>103071558
rip

did she beat msc? i had to step away and the streams just gone

well at least she got what she wanted and cant stay butt hurt

>>103071658
not yet but she managed to get the car to drive which felt big for her
she ended early because her brother leaves tomorrow and she needs to go to the range with him

lumi needs to play BFG2 again. it's how she accidentally met her future husband

>>103069599
Then why is she offering her brother to every woman she knows and she gets too watch.

>>103072904
she just wants him to get laid

>>103074100
While she watches in a chair?

>>103074288
no she wouldn't be involved, she just wants him to be a man

>>103074339
But her definition of a man is a menace to society. She wants Starbro to do drugs, underage drink, sleep and impregnate girls and not take any responsibility, etc, etc.

>>103039333
lumi also said she's single

>>103075077
Lumi is single

>>103075771
And she's lesbian too, right?

lumi should put another image of what its like when she masturbates into our heads

>>103075911
she never said she's a lesbian
she just thinks girls are cute

>>103076389
Lumi is lesbian

>>103076560
If anything she's bi

>>103074399
This week of them has really opened my eyes to the fact that I think the real problem that she has with him is that hes generally well behaved and falls in line so shes trying to blow up all the little things he does

>>103076645
I was just parodying you asserting Lumi is single, when we know she's not by proffering another obvious lie.

Starbro is really a chad. He truly doesn’t give a shit about women.

>Starbro doesn’t know Clio
>After Lumi talked about all the other chuubas that have PhD he says he won’t get a PhD

>Lumi wanted to bring Starbro into her trip and even ask Sakana if she could
>Sakana offered to let him stay with him in his room
She should bring him along. She should stop being a coward.

>>103077378
>even Sakana doesnt trust Lumi around her own brother
kek

>>103077455
Makes you wonder what she said about him to others. Given that Dizzy thought Starbro was her boyfriend or “brother”, and not an actual brother.

they really are the same aren't they?
https://files.catbox.moe/da1u6b.webm

>>103077553
>404

>>103077877
More like 304

>>103075771
Bahahahaha. Lemme ask you this anon, and the other gumis: if you found out Lumi wasn't single. What is your reaction? Lets hear it

>>103077553
>>103077877
dangit >>>/wsg/5939752

>>103077553
she's never going to hear the end of this, she should keep a dream journal and use it for content
>>103077932
what makes you think I would care?

>>103077953
gross

>>103077953
>that giggle at the end
>It's so bad
holy shit

>>103078110
Because you're a gumi in her thread, and responded

>>103078401
I choose to see Lumi's hypothetical dating as if she were priming herself for me

>>103077378
>>103077455
>>103077510
What has Lumi said in the past for others to be this suspicious?

>>103078780
I don't normally say this, but kys cuck

>>103078840
Subtle and subconscious brocon tendencies

>>103078972
if I did, then who would sire her young?

>>103080254
Starbro

>>103074399
>>103076651
you have autism. just a heads up

>>103077932
I would.know she made it official

I want to shake lumi until she knocks herself out with her tits

So, if Sakana does give Lumi permission to bring Starbro into their meeting, how would it go?

>>103083672
Starbro would probably be a wallflower wondering why he’s there in the first place or be eaten alive by the hags.

>>103082696
it wouldn't take much
>>103083958
Lumi wouldn't let him alone with Dizzy, that's for sure

>>103083958
he would be eaten alive by the hags. unironically. it would be a bad time and probably turn him gay

>>103084459
You're right, Shiina would take care of him

>>103084824
I don't know much about Shiina, would she really or is she a shotacon too?

>>103083672
Does he even know what a vtuber is?

>>103086569
He is a literal jelly fan

>>103087036
So he will hook up with Jelly if he goes?

>>103087082
I dont know, probably? Is that answer you want. All I know is lumi has said multiple times that he is a big jelly fan.

>>103065318
Why is he such a misogynist

>>103088597
she's just in our corner and I think it is one of the cutest things about her.

>>103087345
>>103087082
so does that mean i have a chance with lumi then?

>>103089263
You have to be in the same economic bracket as her family

>>103089791
i thought we were in similar, since i saw her in the dump

>>103089941
Ooh anon, if Lumi refuses to give Starbro away to Miia, she would refuse to marry you

>>103089791
Wait, so Lumi won’t date a blue-collar worker like myself.

>>103090246
No, why would she lower herself to date someone from the working class?

>>103077378
>>Sakana offered to let him stay with him in his room
Sakana is thinking about making an all male-generation for phase, and starbro will be his male idol.

Sunbrocean is traveling to Japan.

>>103090458
So its finally confirm. Sunbrocean and starbro are one in the same

>>103090573
If he was, Lumi would have banned him already.

>>103076864
>He truly doesn’t give a shit about women
I wonder if Lumi thinks he's gay, but is too afraid to ask him. I feel like Lumi is the type of girl to hate gay men

>>103090712
>Lumi is the type of girl to hate gay men
Why?

>>103090837
She just seems the type to hate girly men

>>103089791
Which is?

>>103090407
Lumi said if she would of known she would go to trade school instead of college. She also said she thinks trades are hot

>>103091120
Her parents would never allow it

>>103091521
Lumi is her own independent woman, she can pick whatever she wants

>>103082696
Does Lumi have fat tits?

>>103091644
no

>>103087036
Wait, seriously? Since when?

>>103091827
Since she debuted

>>103091958
Fuck off, ain't no way that's true

>>103090712
Lumi hates gay guys?

>>103091521
Tradesmen make a shit ton of money

>>103092664
Starmom and Stardad want Lumi to only marry CEOs, congressmen, or even Senators, not some plumber

>>103092677
she's gonna end up with some shithead streamer and there's nothing they can do about it

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>>103093334
>>103093334

>>103092035
do you not?

>>103093205
she has lawyers and doctors in her chat, she will do just fine