Thread 103008704

jong is dead Edition

>jong sources:
https://repo.riichi.moe/

>Recent jong streams
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNtIFJ0c3g8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=az3-qjoc3MQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgScA360U3w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XwT-k3WGaeI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3B5jAFsy8w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkqKImi1w70
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kY1FbdVK8Cg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRikdrCZinQ

>Some jong chuubas (WIP)
EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers


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- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhIgf16sic

- We participate to Lord of the Board,


>Kaavi's fortune
Today's Lucky yaku is... All of them! Gotta catch 'em all!

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Previous Thread: >>102879013

making another room because catfood decided to give me shitty challenges
rules:
no luckshitting
Majsoul Friends Room 46621(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=46621

>>103008768
would play but i need to go level in WoW so i can raid this week

room closed heres dofume jonging instead
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume

>>103006372
>You like sand???
I may or may not have a sand collection

If we stuff khubie's pussy with sand how long will it take for a pearl to form

>>103011235
an hour or two if a couple anons sit on her

>>103011235
>>103011485
why are you like this

>>103011809
You have zero evidence that the same person wrote these posts

>getting married
>to a vtuber
terrible showing for all involved

>>103012451
id plow a 3view for the power trip

Moco and Crow commentating >sanma
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyGQJBnu_5E

ping me when moco and crow go live with the makeout collab

Sex with jongers.

>>103014448
I'm not gay.

>>103014448
jongers look like this right?

>>103014680
That's what I have heard.

>>103014759
then SEX WITH JONGERS

did you guys hear about the latest [vtuber drama that takes up the entire board for some reason]

>>103016555
no i just sit in this thread where it's comfy

>>103019087
...

Akarun is jonging
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPJ0sssxj8

Bleh

I just got here.

Alcohol is the devils water

Yuzu gwape

>>103023949
Hungover?

Nah, just hung.

>>103025448
Yes but i love margaritas so very much

>>103029230
This emote SUCKS

Slept on my hand and now it hurts to move my ring finger

Lord of the board today, dunno if /jong/ already showed up
>>103024527

>>103029911
it says 4:15 you fool

Wrestling is fake.

>>103030108
sorry it was too much reading for me

>>103029813
Its going to fall off. Hope its not your favorite

>>103030319
Well I jerk off with my left hand so it's fine

>>103030335
>left handed
Are you gay?

>>103030457
No I'm right handed, years of playing hentai games made me default to jerking off with my non-mouse hand

>>103030516
years of playing hentai games taught me to use my left hand for my mouse

guys i need PANKO MANKO soundposts

>>103031039
you're going to have to be way more specific

>>103031094
never heard that one, there i'd listen to a playlist of PANKO MANKO songs desu, but i need one that goes PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKO PANKO MANKOPANKO MANKOPANKO MANKOPANKO MANKOPANKO MANKOPANKO MANKOPANKO MANKOPANKO MANKOPANKO MANKOPANKO MANKO for a qbideo

>>103031160
arigamanko

>>103031160
actually do you have something slower? I think people won't get it, it's only for 2s

Does /jong/ have sex?

>>103031233
I think this is the slowest one I have, might make more sense to just use any of the infinite clips of her saying it herself
files.catbox.moe/zz936x.m4a
files.catbox.moe/mjnzcz.mp3
files.catbox.moe/yrw7cd.wav

>>103031400
no, 3d women are gross

>>103031532
thanks for the help pankoposter !

>>103031400
We pass around JJ and Khubie

>>103031400
I like to imagine i am while rubbing my peepee

permission to play mahjong?

granted

>>103029488
He's back.

/jong/ is up on LotB
>https://vtleague.420699.xyz/
>https://vtleague.420699.xyz/
>https://vtleague.420699.xyz/

>>103033232
>qb is getting bullied

>>103033232
is that Raimi on commentary

>>103033409
yes

>>103033232
>1 second too slow to draw

>>103033232
>jobbed in league
>jobbed in LotB
QB hates us

What else is new.

Free porn games + postal 2 for anti-censorship
https://items.gog.com/freedomtobuy/index.html

>>103034522
>claim postal 2
>will be forced to explain owning sapphire safari at some point in the future

It's so over!

I'm thinking of a number between red and A, what is it?

>>103037942
koko?

>>103037942
is it panko manko

>>103038060
>>103038092
The answer was hamburger.

>>103038060
Meow

>>103034522
>claim sapphire safari
>will be forced to explain owning postal 2 at some point in the future

Doragon horny on main

why do we need to know this

Go back to playing PZ

>>103044189
maybe he needs a hand... my hand...

Can't even drink and sit on twitter in peace

im watching dofume

I'm watching the best Pippa stream in months

I've been playing titan quest 2 all day, it sucks

>>103046527
>Playing it all day
>It sucks
Stop playing then?

I have to go and have dinner at my brother's later and i'd rather stay home

Sucks to suck, I'll be drinking rum all night then passing out

I'm playing Girls' Frontline 2 and it's making me want to try Xcom 2 again.

Majsoul Friends Room 82387(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=82387
jong with me

Long war! Long war! Long war!

>>103046675
let me put on my clothes and I will be there

>>103046675
full and started

I shant riichi anymore, you cursed me

nevermind we are back to riichi'ng every hand

>>103046675
wj

>>103046675
wj

>>103046675
wj

I'm at a friend's house and jonging.

Where's the 4th wj?

>>103049327
Well jonged!

wj

>>103049278
why wasn't i invited

>>103049840
Are you in Melbourne and available every other Sunday?

>>103050014
no

>>103050037
That's why you weren't invited.

>>103050089
ok then

Despite making up .33% of the population, roos make up 33% of jongers

i am physcially incapable of playing a civ game where my leader is not a kawaii anime girl

>>103050438
why do they do this

nini

Nighty night, bitches.

>>103053607
>>103054596
Good night sweet little jongers.

lemon is playing a good game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jbNH9Ty4MIY

fuck, this time I was so close to getting the winning streak...
5th game I got 2nd with 43k, first place had 45k
fucking 4th place ended the game while I was dealer with a 2k ron

>>103057262
for me the title randomly appeared one day when I didn't even think about it.
keep playing east-only games and get lucky

I should derank to silver to get winning streak

>>103058177
will do, good enough for today though

>>103058655
it doesn't really work, bronzo room feels too random imo

>>103058655
It won't work

No matter which room you play, the only thing that matters is luckshitting

>>103031094
i triedj
https://youtu.be/PwoJTRGvN9Y

>>103059942
>triedj

>>103059967
it's on purposej u fuul xd

evens jong
odds autism
0

>>103060389
Anon, your autism?

>>103062166
I'm doing very autistic shit right now trust me

>>103062326
Prove it I don't trust you!

Good morning.

>>103062490
Holy fuck please get better soon

There's no better when you're that far gone.

Frfr?

>>103069525
On ja

SHAKE THE KITTY

>>103071246
What about it?

I'm going to Applebees. Want anything?

>>103073303
grab me a cactus cooler on the way back

>>103073303
Margarita please

>>103073303
A boyfriend

>>103073303
My childhood innocence

Guess I drunkenly ate a whole box of bran flakes last night

>>103075671
like just plain bran flakes?

>>103075735
I had milk, I'm just annoyed I woke up and wanted cereal and coffee and was out of milk

Milk sucks.

>>103076962
>t. lactose intolerant

>>103076962
YOU SUCK

>>103075543
I don't know what this means

>>103076962
Agree, that's why I only drink choco milk, from brown cows.

>>103077073
Chloe sex

I eat my cereal dry.

Panko Manko on QB's stream

Two liters of milk and a liter of orange juice every day, minimum

>>103077358
hell yeah bro

>>103077348
notice how shes not playing mahjong

*grabs page 1 and drags it /here/*

*cums*

*gulps*

stop that

*Zips dick* "Fine, if that's what you want..."

guys, the week started again, we're in a timeloop

>>103080854
Fudge I was really looking forward to knowing what day comes after Sunday

>>103081460
You've never gone out on a q̶̧̺͍̩̰͇̳͕̥̗̠̈́͜u̷̧̨̜͔̭̝̬͚̞̭̳͎̰͒â̷̛̭͌̋̂̄͛̓̐̀̾̇̒r̶͇̭̟͓̩̼̦̳̻̼̋͋̽̑̋̃̈́̕s̷͙͓̃͊̓̀̈́̄̈́̈́̎͗̓d̷̢̫̦̺͇̱̝͕̿̌̈́̾̋̒̆́͐̚ͅa̸͚̰͇̣̭͍̣͕̹̒̐̀ͅy̸̥͂͒́̿͘?

>>103081488
Im at work q̶̧̺͍̩̰͇̳͕̥̗̠̈́͜u̷̧̨̜͔̭̝̬͚̞̭̳͎̰͒â̷̛̭͌̋̂̄͛̓̐̀̾̇̒r̶͇̭̟͓̩̼̦̳̻̼̋͋̽̑̋̃̈́̕s̷͙͓̃͊̓̀̈́̄̈́̈́̎͗̓d̷̢̫̦̺͇̱̝͕̿̌̈́̾̋̒̆́͐̚ͅa̸͚̰͇̣̭͍̣͕̹̒̐̀ͅy̸̥͂͒́̿͘

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

>>103082274
I'm right here you don't have to shout at me

>>103082274
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

check your mail

found a good stream
https://www.twitch.tv/tomoriru3

>>103084825
>watching a stream while he plays ranked
he's just like me fr fr

koko?

bedo

Evens stream
Odds go to bed early tonight

Hey jong, it's a shorter than usual jong stream: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

gonna lurk anons stream

im watching anon stream

need to buy my own workshop, then start my own business so I can watch jong streams and blast touhou songs while working

What do you become if you lose an essential part of your identity?

if you stop being homeless anon you can just become retard anon
it's a very sought-after title

>>103088255
A superior version of yourself?

>>103088309
Sorry, already taken.

>>103088309
Resident retard was my name when I was a teenager...

I'll still call you homeless anon because every other single word descriptor for you is taken

immenet homeless anon

-e+i

&n

more like immanently homeless anon lmao

>>103088255
identity is a meme. you are always yourself, as you are

>>103088722
you still got it wrong

>>103088995
apologize
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/immanently

they mean different things, but i guess both work

Stop using big words. Small word thread only please.

>>103088722
Need Panko. Someone post. Please. I on phone. Emergency Panko

>>103089387
hello fellow pankophile

i think panko should jong

i think panko should ride my cock

gaaaaaayyyy

>>103089457
Airis eyes look so threatening

>>103089657
>aryan chuddy incel
>would date an italian
0/10 not realistic

I'm going to bed. Goodnight, jong.

>>103092047
nini

>>103093981
What would you do if miko were real?

>>103094373
i would brutally be nice to her

i think green cat should jong

gm

>>103095209
bonjour

>>103095217
oui oui faguette

>>103095209
Bon matin

>>103096636
good post

the crow
https://youtu.be/SUGCC9a1NmY

>>103096873
w-what's the crow doing? o_o

>>103097111
Looks like shes teaching a 3rd grade mahjong class

Good morning. I'm eating Pockys and coke for breakfast.

>>103099398
Flavor?

Chocolate.

The coke was coke flavored.

God I love that animation.

>>103102673
:O

0o0

a jonging egg doing friendlies, fill her room!
https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy

>>103106521
2/4

>>103106521
I want to fill something else...

>>103106763
she'll never let you if you don't even want to play mahjong with her...
still 2/4

im sleeping

>>103106981
3/4

>>103107080
full!

this novice has an interesting graph

>>103107240
His bot is just built different

>>103096853
Reid > Crow > Moco

*clicks*

>running the numbers on how much money I'll have if I get a place to stay for a year
>~$7k
I should just stay homeless fuck my stupid incel life

>>103112428
if you ever visit my country I will let you sleep on my couch

He'll give you fleas I bet.

>>103107240
it looks like he plays friendlies with 3 alts
but why not split the wins if he's just grinding event completion?

doko?

I'm at work.

>>103117645
nvm :'(

The monday mahjong
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume

I'm at work.

I read 400 chapters of manga while I was stuck in bed elevating my leg this week instead of reading any of the mahjong books I planned on reading.

I read 2500+ chinese webnovel chapters this week... I could have jonged, or made art, or played league...

Bravo /jong/

Koko /jong/

Meow jong

Hey jong, I'm back to continue my losing streak in mahjong: https://www.twitch.tv/quaoid

>>103125982
Would you like a critique?

My beautiful elf wife Elu hasn't played mahjong in almost 2 months

>>103128310
shadoba has done irreparable damage to the mahjong vtuber ecosystem

I should pay $385 a week so I can stream mahjong...

still haven't played shadoba as i have no money or time

sophi is jonging

Ill jong tomorrow

>>103126586
Absolutely, but I can't promise I'll be capable of translating it into any meaningful changes (not because I'm stubborn, I'm just a bit of a failure).

Goodnight everyone.

>>103132974
nini anon

>>103130713
did she get a new model https://www.twitch.tv/dokidokisophi

gn jong dont die

>>103134312
i'm also going nini so ganbatte guys

>>103133945
Yeah, I like it.

ded

liv

i have to buy groceries

>>103140113
Will this be your monthly excursion from home? Are there any minorities between your house and the store?

>>103140604
kind of and thankfully there are no minorities, i wouldn't see them anyway everything is deposited in my car

>>103140721
Im glad youre safe. What are the stables of your grocery list that mahjong vtubers would approve of?

amaekoromo-0.png

>>103142891
TO will come to the meat up and use his giant fat ass to give us super AIDS to ensure we are too sickly to jong

>Sio jonging
>sanma shorts stream
this is some real monkey paw shit

League questionnaire for those that want to fill it out: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY
Whoever is baking could add it to the OP in the next thread as well.

>weve been on the same bread for 3 days
O nyoo

>>103142216
eggs, pasta, apples
things they wouldn't approve: lots of milk

>>103143951
thanks for sharing it here

>>103143951
We should make our own tourney and invite THEM to play it with us

>>103145537
chop chop TO, you've got until the sanma tourney ends to figure everything out and prepare your announcement

>>103145537
we should invite all of /vt/ too, i think there are jongers in other threads who don't really come here

>he
oh my japitain...

>>103145771 (me)
i pasted over the screenshot lol

there was an OC review?

Yeah, they said your's SUCKED.

>>103146105
I think that was the preshow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9Ocb0zE-3I

>>103146426
oh yeah, that was cool

>>103146357
bweh ;_;

O nyo ish sho ober

It is time to answer the baker question

This is the last thread

i'll bake, i'm looking for recent jong streams to put in the op

Let it die

>>103148060
Nobody played that game

>>103148060
NEVER
>>103148135
>>103148135
>>103148135

>>103148145
FUK I WAS CHANGING THE EDITION AND GOT DISTRACTED BUT STUUPID EVIL DOWAGON AAAA

>>103148189
Sucks to suck.