This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: NOBODY PANIC! NOBODY PANIC! LUMI WILL BE BACK SATURDAY! NOBODY PANIC!!!
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1952269207233847805/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
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summer fridays winding down. lets all go to montauk
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Previous Thread:>>103004049

Isle of lumi

so who did lumi bang in her dream and what the fuck does montauk have to do with anything

So Lumi said she's brining Starbro with her to the meeting with Sakana and the rest of the girls. How many of the girls will Starbro sleep with by the end of his visit?

I'm mad at lumi for going on this stupid trip. I expect and demand fan service. preferably involving lumi breaking in slaves like a good girl

>>103094166
she said she is not bringing him. the women folk are all sharing a room because they are cheap/women. so starbro would probably have to stay with sakana and bond over mutual autism. which would be funny but not happen

>>103094498
Imagine if Lumi did bring him just to have a room to herself

>>103094508
if he had a room to himself then yeah it would be fun to go to japan or whereever they need to go for whatever it is they are doing. he would be an idiot not to take advantage of the chance to explore by himself. lumi would give him money for hookers too so he could have a blast

>>103094166
>Lumi said she's brining Starbro with her
Nice, hopefully he gets a turn with each girl in the closet

>>103096055
Jelly might graduate soon if she does you know why, lumi warned you who starbro'd oshi is.

>>103094166
isn't she taking Starbro to the airport today?
>>103094207
I would go feral if she did this

She actually wants a streamer bf i thought it was a joke. Makes sense, how she's wrong and retarded about everything else.

>>103093334 (OP)
>NOBODY PANIC
this week will test even the most stalwart of men

>>103100010
she doesn't though

So what was the point of starbro visiting Lumi? I really doubt Lumi just wanted him to visit for a week. Was their initial planning cut short?

>>103100420
She is skin walking viebae though, she does.

>>103100484
the point was to get him away from the parents/their mom, spending time together was secondary
a week is a long time to spend together for some people, but who knows
>>103100487
Lumi is a human

>>103100671
>Lumi is a human
Can you even try to lie?

>>103100684
I guess the picture wasn't evil enough

>>103100671
Wouldn’t a whole month be better than a week?

>>103100784
Come on anon you know she is skinealk vie, even down to the brotherly love. Its 1 for 1.

>>103100818(me)
>skinealk
Skin walking, I sneezed and hit post

>>103100802
probably, but who knows what else was cutting it short

Our Lemon wife is Live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lumi came out swinging against her chat.

>Starbro is a financebro
No wonder she wants to dom him.

>>103102630
>>103102706
she saw the femdom posts

>Lumi doesn't eat carbs
this explains all the brain fog

>Lumi hates meatballs
Italians hate her.

>Lumi is shittalking Starmom’s cooking abilities.

>Lumi finally admits to being a white supremacist
It’s so over

>>103103100
Why? Are you brown?

>Lumi treats starbro as her disposable food outlet
Can’t believe she force fed him her meatballs and chicken sandwich

Lumi thinks sandwich bread with nuts is cheap

>Lumi went to an escape room with her brother
>Lumi and Starbro went on a romantic dinner together
>Lumi and Starbro went to gun range and Starbro stopped being autistic and started asking questions
Lucky bastard

I don't think there are that many lamer things I want to hear someone talk about than an anorexic chick talk about her eating

Lumi is still traumatized by her mother rearranging her pantry

>Lumi was scared of Starbro’s masculine energy during the gun range
She can also barely hold on a pistol, let alone a rifle

>>103103404
it's pretty sad

>>103094076
Lumi is supposedly from the northeast and apparently montauk on long island was her family's go to spot for summer vacations/weekend summer trips . She claims to be from the boston area so it's a bit odd that it was montauk and not cape cod, martha's vineyard or nantucket

>>103103419
Is her mother how she got her eating disorder?
>>103103520
imagine her yelps

Starbro is a gun autist, and wants to be a competitive shooter

>Someone called Starbro a chad
>Lumi got mad for that

>>103103974
she's jealous that starbro gets called a chad while she gets called a falied stacy

Lumi is getting showed up by her brother
https://files.catbox.moe/0j99fg.mp3

[Lumi News]
She had to turn down gifts from suitors

>>103104571
Yea can't imagine that going well for a married woman to take them

Lumi knows what he wants.

>Lumi keeps a list on her chatters whenever they watch other vtubers, especially if it’s asmr vtubers.
Why is she jealous?

>>103104998
Cool, has she noticed I don't watch her as much?

>>103104998
>especially if it's asmr vtubers
she's onto me

>Filian says Lumi will be on her stream today
>Deme will also be on
oof love Lumi but deme is an instant tab closer for me

>>103105194
I can only take about 5-10 minutes of Filian

If she doesn't want me to watch ASMR vtubers maybe she should do her own ASMR

>>103105410
>from new england
>got 2 of the 6 states wrong

>>103100010
holy shit lumi is fucking boring today. why? I guess it could be because her mods are here and they are always gaslighting and controlling access. should have taken her up on that offer from the other day. maybe she would be less gay.

>>103105581
shows how insignificant new england really is

she's getting heated now

>nothing happens in these countries besides drugs
I can see why people always want her to play this

>Lumi is defending America invading and killing people in Granada because they were going to become communist

>>103106409
Lumi seeks bloodshed above all else

>Lumi doesn't drink because she doesn't want to get raped

>>103106631
But she drank around Starbro

>>103106631
Smart. I don't know many girls that get more interesting when they drink, they mostly just do shit they regret later

>>103104998
I've known about this forever when I noticed xalamon in gooner asmr discords. Its not lumi that does it she has xalamon take notes.

>>103104998
>>103106977
a lot of vtubers say they do this but Lumi is one of the only ones who says it like she means it

>>103106977
Why would she give a shit?

>>103107137
Dont know but she takes notes for whatever reason. Like 2 years ago she even admitted when she doesnt see a chatter for a while she has xalamon look them up.

How does this game work? Does what you say in the mic make your spells stronger?

>>103107197
Sounds like parasocial farming to me

It's time we combine /vt/ threads for reducing redundancy. I say we set aside our differences and form /lemenace/.

>>103107574
this would be worth it just because it would annoy both of them

>>103104998
why is she like this? autism?

>>103107606
they could be broken down into having make-up lesbian sex, it would take only time

>>103107606
Our new rivals will become the anya+petra general.

well now we know lumi is /here/ but will use the thread we created to be a bitch, let's remember not to give her the chance anymore.

>>103107778
>/here/
proofs?

>>103107929
nta but she references the things mentioned here a lot

>>103107778
i hope she likes the blacked art that gets posted

She looks so silly with the wizard hat
this game is kind of hard to watch though, unironically too many voices

>>103109469

>>103109012
this. constantly. to the point of crossing a line

>>103109012
This is so stupid, orangecockbufferman and bingobongococklover are both terminally /here/ and frequently reference jokes from here. Its people like them who say the shit and then she picks it up and references its. Its not her reading your posts.

>>103110366
she will bring it up on her own sometimes

>>103110366
nigger dont test me. there were consecutive weeks where I was a little worried about her and dropped all of the mindfucking gaslighting propoganda I had at my disposal to trick her into not being so god damn sad all the time. she referenxed it. every. single. day. shit that was way too meta for anyone else to comment on.
I may be annoyed but she was never stupid. you're either a butt hurt anti, a mod doing damage control like it's 2023, or a fan who thought we were sitting here in a circlejerk. either way you missed your shot

>>103109012
She makes a lot of references to /pcg/ memes but /lemon/? From the outside this looked like a hate thread similar to /lard/ or /shon/ which is why I was skeptical especially because I first noticed it when 4chan got hacked.

>>103110678
I can't think of any examples off the top of my head, I don't go on /pcg/ very often though so it's possible it could have been something from there that also gets brought up here
she will probably do it again

>>103110470
>>103110609
She isnt reading your shit at best you get xalamon or daddy smug copy pasting shit they find to their mod chat.

Lumi should no show because of this blatant disrespect

>>103111255
She called us phase cucknet to her face multiple times. At this point I think fish fucking paid for collabs with this retarded autistic monkey filian.

>>103111255
if the game starts and it's just a bunch of screaming I'm turning off the stream
Lumi is always fun in these kinds of collabs though, she really gets into it

>>103103520
I don’t get her. She wants her brother to be more of a man, but when he does become more of a man, it terrifies her? Why?

yeah, I'm a gumi-snacker

>>103111444
woman brain, she is thinking about her brother dominating her, Hime is the infection that keeps on spreading

>>103110988
shush retard. /lemon/ may be maintained by a mod at this point given the quality of the OP. It doesnt change the fact that this thread was setup as an equalizer.
she yaps constantly and it is eaey to see what is going on. we yap here and make it accessible for an autistic girl to understand. I dont know shit about vtubing but I do know that the dance is much more fun this way.
Do you really think this board was first? The one planted message meant to be found, the schizo episode meant to be noticed, the lines of seemingly schizo babble intelligable to one person, being seen because you allow it. please anon. we are not all manchildren. We came here to have fun.

>>103111420
no pov no attendance. only a lunatic would hop on to listen to those shrieking harpies

>>103111444
mental illness
also her definition of what a man is is very specific, and most likely inattainable

>>103111668
schizo nonsense I wont read.

Another point for you retards who think you're literally conversing for lumi here, she talked about people in her maros sending [Anon News] with reports and comments from threads. Take your meds.

i didn't know there was a lumi thread. i bet she sucks off starbro and swallows

>>103111724
it's already unbearable and the guests haven't even gotten on yet

>>103111800
oh noes! how will I ever recover. oh that's how. fuck off and dont come back. slack jawed retards like you are the reason charity so easily turns into something else

>>103112239
Okay schizo

>>103112085
that checks out

>>103111874
no one thinks that. no one is as retarded as you

I think I am going to reread that 40k lumi is pretending to read

I hate lumi's friends and you should too

>>103093334 (OP)
>dirty disheveled raccoon.
this is peak lumi, 10/10 would adopt

>>103112744
I do. collabs are invariably degrees of shit unless it is with miia and clio

>>103112744
I like her friends, but not her "friends"
>>103112789
as long as you're ok with objects mysteriously disappearing, and her peeing on all your furniture

>>103113098
Im trying to be angry instead of bummed out. stop making it harder

>>103113098
there's a reason God invented cages and hoses.
lumi will get the house breaking treatment untill she stop stealing and peeing on everything.

>>103113368
how odd. to capitalize G in God like that. hmm

>>103113624
there are gods and then there's God, the one that stands above all.

so yes, i capitalize the G in God, to denote distinction between the lesser and the true.

>>103113686
Mmhmm

>>103113753
mhm.

If Lumi doesn't play the magic game with gumis again I will become the strongest anti.

>>103113841
Were you playing it? It seems like a fun game if you like people

Gumi-Snackers...

>>103114082
I really wanted to but I had a dentist appointment saw the first 2 matches :(

>>103113841
was it actually fun?

>>103114481
it looked like a blast but I suspect its one of those games that gets old when the novelty wears off

>>103114720
so she was giving us fan service. god damn it

>>103103573
its so tempting to just pull her dox

>>103114780
pretty much. she said she might do a game night with it off stream

>>103114481
it looks awesome I saw wubby play it earlier too

>>103115170
this could be a way for her to take some off from streaming without feeling bad, like movie night

>>103115170
well good on her then. lumi really does love us. even at her most basic and annoying.
>>103115229
I honestly dont know if this is a cuck post or an honest extolment of the quality of the game.

>>103115100
do it

>>103115408
unironically appreciate her way too much to ruin the game. also /here/ anons the last people I would ever share them with. I love you guys, anti or not, for facilitating this thread. but come on

>>103115486
Alpharius you're an incredibly embarrassing LARPer.

>>103115486
so you don't know shit, got it

>>103115548
You cant afford a credit report. I can. That's the difference. Also, you are a pathetic excuse or a human being.

>>103115603
SunbrOcean-tier embarrassment.

>>103115635
shush now. I said pull not drop. I'm not doing shit. now fuck off. I'm getting really tired of you.

>>103115679
Sunbr0...

>>103115679
You know nobody, Lumi included, believes any of your bullshit right? You're not even a good liar.

>>103115733
Sorry bud, I was stupid enough to on that philosophy kick. she has my papers. the ones I wrote. along with the acommpnying notes to verify. you are a REALLY cute schizo. But the truth fears no investigation

>>103115733
>>103115836
>not a good liar
one last addendum. no I am not. never claimed to be. the best propoganda is the truth. that alone made you schizo over a chatter. think about that for a moment.
good luck with your life. I honestly hold you no ill will and hope for nothing but the absolute best for you. Charity isnt a meme and anyone who has the audacity to suggest otherwise should find a rope.

>>103115836
>stupid enough to
Lol nigga that was you trying to shoot your shot, don't act like it was a lapse of judgement. Everybody knows who and what you're like. You have no subtlety or tact.

>>103115942
no friend. no it was not. if I wanted to do that I would have focused on the resume items instead of telling her how to better fill out hers. you're camping out in my thread, calling me liar, and shitting on me for allegedly being schizo.
Bud. If you want to get laid or groom someone, you dont spend a year trying to get them to think better. you dont despair when you see what could have been a peer stuck babysittimg autistic man children and feel bad enough to do something. those are the last things you do.
if you want to see what grooming looks like, see sunbro then change it to more competent behavior.

>>103116115
>see sunbro
You and him act in almost the exact same manner. You're not different. Might as well act no self-awareness to the list.

>>103116189
okay bud. I really did try. God wont say otherwise when the judgement comes.
I am sorry you are so blinded by rage. I wish I had put some of my efforts into helping fix you. I didnt. just another coin that wont get tossed I suppose.

>>103116336
Posting about a vtuber 24/7 will definitely get a vtuber to love you. Keep it up Alpharius, you'll get her one day.

I’ve been thinking, why would Lumi rat out her own brother to her parents?

>>103117062
she saw it as her duty to keep him in line and raise him properly

>>103117312
But then why is she so disappointed that he's well-mannered and submissive towards her?

>>103117365
Lumi is hard to please

>>103117365
he was supposed to rebel like she did but he had no reason to

retards asking for Lumi dox
Her name is Maria Ivanenko.
Do you research now

Didn't ask.

>>103117536
Lumi is retarded* (a woman)
Ftfyf

>>103117536
For someone who probably only had one boyfriend and doesn't have irl male friends it's not surprising.

>>103117365
Lumi doesn’t know what she wants from her brother. The few times her brother oblige her, she became scared of him. I honestly think she wants Starbro to be like those rich CEOs from her smut books. Strong willed and dashing, but subservient towards women

>>103118394
>one boyfriend
>doesn't have irl male friends
how new?

>>103118813
The way she treated her brother as an alien should tell you she doesn't have a whole lot of experience with men

>>103118907
you dont watch streams

>>103111950
I’m sure Lumi would Jill to this

>>103118907
wow look. A male irl friend
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0486/24/1683101118091404.png
When will you realise that she is just lying?

>>103120200
when this guy
>>103116427
stops being a schizo. i.e. never

guys I cant believe Im saying this but the armchair crap about starbro needs to stop. its all so far off the mark it makes all of us look stupid just by being here.

>>103120742
You don't get it anon, Alpharius is a super detective and knows everything. He's basically a mind reader.

>>103120832
I miss her already. even if she uses these comments against us. I just do.

>>103120957
buddy. if I know who you are, she does too. everyone gets one get out of jail free card when they get annoyed. God knows I used mine. But do you really want to keep doing this?

>>103120832
>Lumi isn’t eating
Accurate

>>103121140
dude it hurts my soul sometimes

Should we be nice to Lemon woman?

>>103121512
stop false flagging

>>103120200
Who the hell is Stabby?

Haha your Oshi is fucking her bf and its not you :)

RIP to the Anon who randomly named dropped some Russian girls name 2 hours ago

Mage Arena > collab

>>103120200
Who wants to bet she doesn't even talk to that guy anymore? How long ago was that screen shot taken?

>>103124094
he came to her stream and proposed a wedding if they are both single by 35
You can find a screenshot of this in archives
>>103123370
do your reps

>>103121140
>>103121230
something tells me its only going to get worse

>>103124409
>he came to her stream and proposed a wedding if they are both single by 35
Sounds like something that happened years ago. She probably wasn't serious btw

Women have sex with their male friends all the time. If you think stabby didn't stabby that pussy you are retarded.

>>103123766
>Starbro got to hang out with her for an entire week
Lucky bastard.

>>103125580
But Lumi hates the male touch.

>>103125228
yeah friends joke about marrying and fucking all the time, I don't understand why this always gets brought up like it's some kind of dirt against her

>>103125228
1 year ago. He still sometimes visits her stream. Cope harder that she doesn't have irl male friends

>>103123984
faggots have tried that before. theyre always wrong.

>>103126090
no one needs to cope nigger. you obviously havent been around the last few days.
idk what the fuck a unicorn is, but I doubt you are triggering any. indeed, this thread was meant to reel in the comparatively mentally stable types who were hopung she had her life sorted out.
no one gives a shit. I have 3 marriage pacts at 35. you think any of them are serious? you think anyone gives a shit? fuck off and find a rope. home depot calls. God never will

>>103126726
imagine getting messaged by someone who thinks you're a 2 bilion year old star, and they don't leave you alone thinking its just opsec
I'm sure its happened before

>>103126923
Sounds like you are very angry about Lumi cucking you. Chill

>>103127664
>cucked
I havent even held her hand yet, much less fucked her. sorry you are still operating with the eq of a 12 year old. honestly. your life must be hell.

>>103126726
I ran the name the Anon gave and everyone was some girl in Europe or some random girl on LinkedIn that probably isn't lumi. Unless I need to look somewhere else it's just bait

>>103120200
That's an old ass screenshot. Vei has been with Soda and had his kid for a few years now. Why would she give the time of day to a random poor eboy with having a millionaire sugar daddy?

>>103125789
she hates homos, not men.
thats why she sends me coded messages in her streams that only i can understand

>>103130550
But whenever her dad and brother hug her, she hates it.

>>103130575
because she only wants my touch, her husbands

When will Lumi step on us?

>>103130575
I hate my dad and brother touching my penis too

>>103103573
lumi said she was hs friends with a lambo real estate guy 2 years ago. well he wasnt a hard guy to find since vshojo sponsored a melody wrap and he says he doesnt know anyone from hs who became a vtuber and doesn't recognize lumi's voice. so she's lying about a lot of things.

>>103131633
So, her parents weren't soviet defectors who fled from the Soviet Union during its collapse?

>>103131669
its unlikely.

>>103131633
What school did Lumi even graduate from? He's probably said what school he was from

>>103132667
Lumi said she graduated from an expensive, private school

>>103131633
>she's lying about a lot of things
She wouldn't lie about us

Let's be honest, Lumi would make a perfect serial killer with the way she handles other chuubas

>>103132713
I thought lumi said she she went to a smart public school? She had to take a test and they put her in that school. I think its a big city thing so idk

how do you know if you're on the spreadsheet? I'm just a freeloader barely getting interaction and getting stray subs from time to time

>>103134822
You don’t. The spreadsheet is for her eyes only

>>103130608
yeah, she does enjoy my touch

>>103134115
Lumi can serial kill me if she wants to
is she more of the slow torturing type or the quick and impulsive type?>>103134401
Wasn't it an art school or something? They do have schools like that in the city, public schools that you need to take a test to get into

>>103128300
Doesn't matter if it was an old screen shot the guy was back in chat trying to play cover up after the oblivion thing.