Thread 103093334

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: NOBODY PANIC! NOBODY PANIC! LUMI WILL BE BACK SATURDAY! NOBODY PANIC!!!
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1952269207233847805/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

summer fridays winding down. lets all go to montauk
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Previous Thread:>>103004049

Isle of lumi

so who did lumi bang in her dream and what the fuck does montauk have to do with anything

So Lumi said she's brining Starbro with her to the meeting with Sakana and the rest of the girls. How many of the girls will Starbro sleep with by the end of his visit?

I'm mad at lumi for going on this stupid trip. I expect and demand fan service. preferably involving lumi breaking in slaves like a good girl

>>103094166
she said she is not bringing him. the women folk are all sharing a room because they are cheap/women. so starbro would probably have to stay with sakana and bond over mutual autism. which would be funny but not happen

>>103094498
Imagine if Lumi did bring him just to have a room to herself

>>103094508
if he had a room to himself then yeah it would be fun to go to japan or whereever they need to go for whatever it is they are doing. he would be an idiot not to take advantage of the chance to explore by himself. lumi would give him money for hookers too so he could have a blast

>>103094166
>Lumi said she's brining Starbro with her
Nice, hopefully he gets a turn with each girl in the closet

>>103096055
Jelly might graduate soon if she does you know why, lumi warned you who starbro'd oshi is.

>>103094166
isn't she taking Starbro to the airport today?
>>103094207
I would go feral if she did this

She actually wants a streamer bf i thought it was a joke. Makes sense, how she's wrong and retarded about everything else.

>>103093334 (OP)
>NOBODY PANIC
this week will test even the most stalwart of men

>>103100010
she doesn't though

So what was the point of starbro visiting Lumi? I really doubt Lumi just wanted him to visit for a week. Was their initial planning cut short?

>>103100420
She is skin walking viebae though, she does.

>>103100484
the point was to get him away from the parents/their mom, spending time together was secondary
a week is a long time to spend together for some people, but who knows
>>103100487
Lumi is a human

>>103100671
>Lumi is a human
Can you even try to lie?

>>103100684
I guess the picture wasn't evil enough

>>103100671
Wouldn’t a whole month be better than a week?

>>103100784
Come on anon you know she is skinealk vie, even down to the brotherly love. Its 1 for 1.

>>103100818(me)
>skinealk
Skin walking, I sneezed and hit post

>>103100802
probably, but who knows what else was cutting it short

Our Lemon wife is Live
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lumi came out swinging against her chat.

>Starbro is a financebro
No wonder she wants to dom him.

>>103102630
>>103102706
she saw the femdom posts

>Lumi doesn't eat carbs
this explains all the brain fog

>Lumi hates meatballs
Italians hate her.

>Lumi finally admits to being a white supremacist
It’s so over

>>103103100
Why? Are you brown?

>Lumi treats starbro as her disposable food outlet
Can’t believe she force fed him her meatballs and chicken sandwich

Lumi thinks sandwich bread with nuts is cheap

>Lumi went to an escape room with her brother
>Lumi and Starbro went on a romantic dinner together
>Lumi and Starbro went to gun range and Starbro stopped being autistic and started asking questions
Lucky bastard

I don't think there are that many lamer things I want to hear someone talk about than an anorexic chick talk about her eating

Lumi is still traumatized by her mother rearranging her pantry

>Lumi was scared of Starbro’s masculine energy during the gun range
She can also barely hold on a pistol, let alone a rifle

>>103103404
it's pretty sad

>>103094076
Lumi is supposedly from the northeast and apparently montauk on long island was her family's go to spot for summer vacations/weekend summer trips . She claims to be from the boston area so it's a bit odd that it was montauk and not cape cod, martha's vineyard or nantucket

>>103103419
Is her mother how she got her eating disorder?
>>103103520
imagine her yelps

Starbro is a gun autist, and wants to be a competitive shooter

>Someone called Starbro a chad
>Lumi got mad for that

>>103103974
she's jealous that starbro gets called a chad while she gets called a falied stacy

Lumi is getting showed up by her brother
https://files.catbox.moe/0j99fg.mp3

[Lumi News]
She had to turn down gifts from suitors

>>103104571
Yea can't imagine that going well for a married woman to take them

Lumi knows what he wants.

>Lumi keeps a list on her chatters whenever they watch other vtubers, especially if it’s asmr vtubers.
Why is she jealous?

>>103104998
Cool, has she noticed I don't watch her as much?

>>103104998
>especially if it's asmr vtubers
she's onto me

>Filian says Lumi will be on her stream today
>Deme will also be on
oof love Lumi but deme is an instant tab closer for me

>>103105194
I can only take about 5-10 minutes of Filian

If she doesn't want me to watch ASMR vtubers maybe she should do her own ASMR

>>103105410
>from new england
>got 2 of the 6 states wrong

>>103100010
holy shit lumi is fucking boring today. why? I guess it could be because her mods are here and they are always gaslighting and controlling access. should have taken her up on that offer from the other day. maybe she would be less gay.

>>103105581
shows how insignificant new england really is

she's getting heated now

>nothing happens in these countries besides drugs
I can see why people always want her to play this

>>103106409
Lumi seeks bloodshed above all else

>>103106631
But she drank around Starbro

>>103106631
Smart. I don't know many girls that get more interesting when they drink, they mostly just do shit they regret later

>>103104998
I've known about this forever when I noticed xalamon in gooner asmr discords. Its not lumi that does it she has xalamon take notes.

>>103104998
>>103106977
a lot of vtubers say they do this but Lumi is one of the only ones who says it like she means it

>>103106977
Why would she give a shit?

>>103107137
Dont know but she takes notes for whatever reason. Like 2 years ago she even admitted when she doesnt see a chatter for a while she has xalamon look them up.

How does this game work? Does what you say in the mic make your spells stronger?

>>103107197
Sounds like parasocial farming to me

It's time we combine /vt/ threads for reducing redundancy. I say we set aside our differences and form /lemenace/.

>>103107574
this would be worth it just because it would annoy both of them

>>103104998
why is she like this? autism?

>>103107606
they could be broken down into having make-up lesbian sex, it would take only time

>>103107606
Our new rivals will become the anya+petra general.

well now we know lumi is /here/ but will use the thread we created to be a bitch, let's remember not to give her the chance anymore.

>>103107778
>/here/
proofs?

>>103107929
nta but she references the things mentioned here a lot

>>103107778
i hope she likes the blacked art that gets posted

She looks so silly with the wizard hat
this game is kind of hard to watch though, unironically too many voices

>>103109012
this. constantly. to the point of crossing a line

>>103109012
This is so stupid, orangecockbufferman and bingobongococklover are both terminally /here/ and frequently reference jokes from here. Its people like them who say the shit and then she picks it up and references its. Its not her reading your posts.

>>103110366
she will bring it up on her own sometimes

>>103110366
nigger dont test me. there were consecutive weeks where I was a little worried about her and dropped all of the mindfucking gaslighting propoganda I had at my disposal to trick her into not being so god damn sad all the time. she referenxed it. every. single. day. shit that was way too meta for anyone else to comment on.
I may be annoyed but she was never stupid. you're either a butt hurt anti, a mod doing damage control like it's 2023, or a fan who thought we were sitting here in a circlejerk. either way you missed your shot

>>103109012
She makes a lot of references to /pcg/ memes but /lemon/? From the outside this looked like a hate thread similar to /lard/ or /shon/ which is why I was skeptical especially because I first noticed it when 4chan got hacked.

>>103110678
I can't think of any examples off the top of my head, I don't go on /pcg/ very often though so it's possible it could have been something from there that also gets brought up here
she will probably do it again

>>103110470
>>103110609
She isnt reading your shit at best you get xalamon or daddy smug copy pasting shit they find to their mod chat.

Lumi should no show because of this blatant disrespect

>>103111255
She called us phase cucknet to her face multiple times. At this point I think fish fucking paid for collabs with this retarded autistic monkey filian.

>>103111255
if the game starts and it's just a bunch of screaming I'm turning off the stream
Lumi is always fun in these kinds of collabs though, she really gets into it

>>103103520
I don’t get her. She wants her brother to be more of a man, but when he does become more of a man, it terrifies her? Why?

yeah, I'm a gumi-snacker

>>103111444
woman brain, she is thinking about her brother dominating her, Hime is the infection that keeps on spreading

>>103110988
shush retard. /lemon/ may be maintained by a mod at this point given the quality of the OP. It doesnt change the fact that this thread was setup as an equalizer.
she yaps constantly and it is eaey to see what is going on. we yap here and make it accessible for an autistic girl to understand. I dont know shit about vtubing but I do know that the dance is much more fun this way.
Do you really think this board was first? The one planted message meant to be found, the schizo episode meant to be noticed, the lines of seemingly schizo babble intelligable to one person, being seen because you allow it. please anon. we are not all manchildren. We came here to have fun.

>>103111420
no pov no attendance. only a lunatic would hop on to listen to those shrieking harpies

>>103111444
mental illness
also her definition of what a man is is very specific, and most likely inattainable

>>103111668
schizo nonsense I wont read.

Another point for you retards who think you're literally conversing for lumi here, she talked about people in her maros sending [Anon News] with reports and comments from threads. Take your meds.

i didn't know there was a lumi thread. i bet she sucks off starbro and swallows

>>103111724
it's already unbearable and the guests haven't even gotten on yet

>>103111800
oh noes! how will I ever recover. oh that's how. fuck off and dont come back. slack jawed retards like you are the reason charity so easily turns into something else

>>103112239
Okay schizo

>>103112085
that checks out

>>103111874
no one thinks that. no one is as retarded as you

I think I am going to reread that 40k lumi is pretending to read

I hate lumi's friends and you should too

>>103093334 (OP)
>dirty disheveled raccoon.
this is peak lumi, 10/10 would adopt

>>103112744
I do. collabs are invariably degrees of shit unless it is with miia and clio

>>103112744
I like her friends, but not her "friends"
>>103112789
as long as you're ok with objects mysteriously disappearing, and her peeing on all your furniture

>>103113098
Im trying to be angry instead of bummed out. stop making it harder

>>103113098
there's a reason God invented cages and hoses.
lumi will get the house breaking treatment untill she stop stealing and peeing on everything.

>>103113368
how odd. to capitalize G in God like that. hmm

>>103113624
there are gods and then there's God, the one that stands above all.

so yes, i capitalize the G in God, to denote distinction between the lesser and the true.

>>103113686
Mmhmm

>>103113753
mhm.

If Lumi doesn't play the magic game with gumis again I will become the strongest anti.

>>103113841
Were you playing it? It seems like a fun game if you like people

Gumi-Snackers...

>>103114082
I really wanted to but I had a dentist appointment saw the first 2 matches :(

>>103113841
was it actually fun?

>>103114481
it looked like a blast but I suspect its one of those games that gets old when the novelty wears off

>>103114720
so she was giving us fan service. god damn it

>>103103573
its so tempting to just pull her dox

>>103114780
pretty much. she said she might do a game night with it off stream

>>103114481
it looks awesome I saw wubby play it earlier too

>>103115170
this could be a way for her to take some off from streaming without feeling bad, like movie night

>>103115170
well good on her then. lumi really does love us. even at her most basic and annoying.
>>103115229
I honestly dont know if this is a cuck post or an honest extolment of the quality of the game.

>>103115100
do it

>>103115408
unironically appreciate her way too much to ruin the game. also /here/ anons the last people I would ever share them with. I love you guys, anti or not, for facilitating this thread. but come on

>>103115486
Alpharius you're an incredibly embarrassing LARPer.

>>103115486
so you don't know shit, got it

>>103115548
You cant afford a credit report. I can. That's the difference. Also, you are a pathetic excuse or a human being.

>>103115603
SunbrOcean-tier embarrassment.

>>103115635
shush now. I said pull not drop. I'm not doing shit. now fuck off. I'm getting really tired of you.

>>103115679
Sunbr0...

>>103115679
You know nobody, Lumi included, believes any of your bullshit right? You're not even a good liar.

>>103115733
Sorry bud, I was stupid enough to on that philosophy kick. she has my papers. the ones I wrote. along with the acommpnying notes to verify. you are a REALLY cute schizo. But the truth fears no investigation

>>103115733
>>103115836
>not a good liar
one last addendum. no I am not. never claimed to be. the best propoganda is the truth. that alone made you schizo over a chatter. think about that for a moment.
good luck with your life. I honestly hold you no ill will and hope for nothing but the absolute best for you. Charity isnt a meme and anyone who has the audacity to suggest otherwise should find a rope.

>>103115836
>stupid enough to
Lol nigga that was you trying to shoot your shot, don't act like it was a lapse of judgement. Everybody knows who and what you're like. You have no subtlety or tact.

>>103115942
no friend. no it was not. if I wanted to do that I would have focused on the resume items instead of telling her how to better fill out hers. you're camping out in my thread, calling me liar, and shitting on me for allegedly being schizo.
Bud. If you want to get laid or groom someone, you dont spend a year trying to get them to think better. you dont despair when you see what could have been a peer stuck babysittimg autistic man children and feel bad enough to do something. those are the last things you do.
if you want to see what grooming looks like, see sunbro then change it to more competent behavior.

>>103116115
>see sunbro
You and him act in almost the exact same manner. You're not different. Might as well act no self-awareness to the list.

>>103116189
okay bud. I really did try. God wont say otherwise when the judgement comes.
I am sorry you are so blinded by rage. I wish I had put some of my efforts into helping fix you. I didnt. just another coin that wont get tossed I suppose.

>>103116336
Posting about a vtuber 24/7 will definitely get a vtuber to love you. Keep it up Alpharius, you'll get her one day.

I’ve been thinking, why would Lumi rat out her own brother to her parents?

>>103117062
she saw it as her duty to keep him in line and raise him properly

>>103117312
But then why is she so disappointed that he's well-mannered and submissive towards her?

>>103117365
Lumi is hard to please

>>103117365
he was supposed to rebel like she did but he had no reason to

retards asking for Lumi dox
Her name is Maria Ivanenko.
Do you research now

Didn't ask.

>>103117536
Lumi is retarded* (a woman)
Ftfyf

>>103117536
For someone who probably only had one boyfriend and doesn't have irl male friends it's not surprising.

>>103117365
Lumi doesn’t know what she wants from her brother. The few times her brother oblige her, she became scared of him. I honestly think she wants Starbro to be like those rich CEOs from her smut books. Strong willed and dashing, but subservient towards women

>>103118394
>one boyfriend
>doesn't have irl male friends
how new?

>>103118813
The way she treated her brother as an alien should tell you she doesn't have a whole lot of experience with men

>>103118907
you dont watch streams

>>103111950
I’m sure Lumi would Jill to this

>>103118907
wow look. A male irl friend
https://i.warosu.org/data/vt/img/0486/24/1683101118091404.png
When will you realise that she is just lying?

>>103120200
when this guy
>>103116427
stops being a schizo. i.e. never

guys I cant believe Im saying this but the armchair crap about starbro needs to stop. its all so far off the mark it makes all of us look stupid just by being here.

>>103120742
You don't get it anon, Alpharius is a super detective and knows everything. He's basically a mind reader.

>>103120832
I miss her already. even if she uses these comments against us. I just do.

>>103120957
buddy. if I know who you are, she does too. everyone gets one get out of jail free card when they get annoyed. God knows I used mine. But do you really want to keep doing this?

>>103120832
>Lumi isn’t eating
Accurate

>>103121140
dude it hurts my soul sometimes

Should we be nice to Lemon woman?

>>103121512
stop false flagging

>>103120200
Who the hell is Stabby?

Haha your Oshi is fucking her bf and its not you :)

RIP to the Anon who randomly named dropped some Russian girls name 2 hours ago

Mage Arena > collab

>>103120200
Who wants to bet she doesn't even talk to that guy anymore? How long ago was that screen shot taken?

>>103124094
he came to her stream and proposed a wedding if they are both single by 35
You can find a screenshot of this in archives
>>103123370
do your reps

>>103121140
>>103121230
something tells me its only going to get worse

>>103124409
>he came to her stream and proposed a wedding if they are both single by 35
Sounds like something that happened years ago. She probably wasn't serious btw

Women have sex with their male friends all the time. If you think stabby didn't stabby that pussy you are retarded.

>>103123766
>Starbro got to hang out with her for an entire week
Lucky bastard.

>>103125580
But Lumi hates the male touch.

>>103125228
yeah friends joke about marrying and fucking all the time, I don't understand why this always gets brought up like it's some kind of dirt against her

>>103125228
1 year ago. He still sometimes visits her stream. Cope harder that she doesn't have irl male friends

>>103123984
faggots have tried that before. theyre always wrong.

>>103126090
no one needs to cope nigger. you obviously havent been around the last few days.
idk what the fuck a unicorn is, but I doubt you are triggering any. indeed, this thread was meant to reel in the comparatively mentally stable types who were hopung she had her life sorted out.
no one gives a shit. I have 3 marriage pacts at 35. you think any of them are serious? you think anyone gives a shit? fuck off and find a rope. home depot calls. God never will

>>103126726
imagine getting messaged by someone who thinks you're a 2 bilion year old star, and they don't leave you alone thinking its just opsec
I'm sure its happened before

>>103126923
Sounds like you are very angry about Lumi cucking you. Chill

>>103127664
>cucked
I havent even held her hand yet, much less fucked her. sorry you are still operating with the eq of a 12 year old. honestly. your life must be hell.

>>103126726
I ran the name the Anon gave and everyone was some girl in Europe or some random girl on LinkedIn that probably isn't lumi. Unless I need to look somewhere else it's just bait

>>103120200
That's an old ass screenshot. Vei has been with Soda and had his kid for a few years now. Why would she give the time of day to a random poor eboy with having a millionaire sugar daddy?

>>103125789
she hates homos, not men.
thats why she sends me coded messages in her streams that only i can understand

>>103130550
But whenever her dad and brother hug her, she hates it.

>>103130575
because she only wants my touch, her husbands

When will Lumi step on us?

>>103130575
I hate my dad and brother touching my penis too

>>103103573
lumi said she was hs friends with a lambo real estate guy 2 years ago. well he wasnt a hard guy to find since vshojo sponsored a melody wrap and he says he doesnt know anyone from hs who became a vtuber and doesn't recognize lumi's voice. so she's lying about a lot of things.

>>103131633
So, her parents weren't soviet defectors who fled from the Soviet Union during its collapse?

>>103131669
its unlikely.

>>103131633
What school did Lumi even graduate from? He's probably said what school he was from

>>103132667
Lumi said she graduated from an expensive, private school

>>103131633
>she's lying about a lot of things
She wouldn't lie about us

Let's be honest, Lumi would make a perfect serial killer with the way she handles other chuubas

>>103132713
I thought lumi said she she went to a smart public school? She had to take a test and they put her in that school. I think its a big city thing so idk

how do you know if you're on the spreadsheet? I'm just a freeloader barely getting interaction and getting stray subs from time to time

>>103134822
You don’t. The spreadsheet is for her eyes only

>>103130608
yeah, she does enjoy my touch

>>103134115
Lumi can serial kill me if she wants to
is she more of the slow torturing type or the quick and impulsive type?>>103134401
Wasn't it an art school or something? They do have schools like that in the city, public schools that you need to take a test to get into

>>103128300
Doesn't matter if it was an old screen shot the guy was back in chat trying to play cover up after the oblivion thing.

>>103135307
That's what lumi said happened in a stream a few weeks ago. She said all the smart kids went to the nerd school (Her) and the dumb kids got put in the dumb school. Sadly I'm from a small town so I have no idea if this is true as well

>>103137755
feet

>>103093334 (OP)
Plap

Poor lumi she deserves a thread this dead, only kept alive by one autist just like 8's was.

>>103093334 (OP)
I love her

>>103123766
>>103137755
Hottest vtuber model

Autistic ragebait wife live

>>103143987
slept in this morning, great way to wake up

Lumi's natural voice is sexy too

So is Lumi packing or is she in the Delta lounge?

>>103132713
>you wouldn't know him he's from another school
ah vibes

>>103133359
but she would lie TO us
think anon think

>>103135086
i wrote this

Lumi said she is going to make a vlog for us if she ever gets to 200k subscribers

>>103113841
she will be playing it soon off-stream after she finishes packing

>>103127861
>yet

>>103093334 (OP)
>no lemon for the rest of the week
how will we survive?

>>103145832
Try to get angry at her. if that doesnt work we can just kill ourselves

lumi's hair is so perfect
>she doesnt need a blowdryer
>it's so straight she uses a straightner to curl her hair
>she rolls around on her bed like a dog to seem less scary
she was made for headpats

>>103144439
any clips of it anywhere?

>>103145832
watch vods of streams you missed

>Still havent gotten force unfollowed on twitter
nice

>>103147201
it's always the first thing the other girls notice when they see her too, it really stands out
how does rolling around in the bed make her seem less scary?
>>103147281
she spoke a sentence in in her stream today, I don't remember the timestamp but it was when she was sperging out over having to tell her job to the psa
there's probably clips of it too
>>103147307
going to be lots of that

>>103147432
she rolls around like a dog because we cant headpat her irl and it musses up her hair so she looks less scary. she has resting slav face which is half resting resting bitch face and half resting tard face. it's an offputting combo so she rolls into the tard face

you think she curls her toes when she cooms from wanking?

>>103145832
>I don't have to rush from work to catch her live
Nice.

what's the name of the wizard game?

>>103147910
Mage Arena

>>103148049
holy shit she was adorkable yesterday. I'd rather watch her play than figure out how

>>103147504
cute
>>103147623
who doesn't?

>>103148815
Im going to choose to believe this was lumi

meh. can get away with calling her a stupid whore all day in text but not screaming fireball like a retard all day. oh well. I hope she does this again.

lumi collects all of the porn that'd been made of her. that means she has the only full archive.

>>103150000
Why does she collect it?

>>103150650
I could only speculate. it probably fuels her ego. her model isnt so sex by accident. she knows what she is doing. the issue is getting chat to figure out how to be mature enough to enjoy things without devolving into shameless coomers or turbo incel puritans

>>103150000
Even this one >>103111950

>>103151876
no not that one

which of you queers ratted her out to sakana? can she not do this again?

>>103152922
About having starbro with her again?

>>103153059
no lol

>>103152922
sakana used to read the threads. might still do

>>103153212
Well then he should kill himself because I specifically stopped buying merch and subbing because of him.

>>103153212
he was actively reading during that filian lumi sakana collab.

>>103152922
what happened? Did she get in trouble for it?

>>103153416
yeah so now she cant do the tried and true just do it and ask for forgiveness later. fucking yuri or whoever fucked up and got these banned. lumi is cutest and most fun when she is openly parasocial. there isnt any ill intention behind it. she likes you more the less you dono etc. so this is super gay.
realmi is best lumi and that normally means not having to look over her back for clingy insiders or staff. if this was a criminal case I'd want to put whoever wasnt there on tbe stand kek

She has a boyfriend/husband retards. Stop simping.

>>103154314
Yes, we know, it’s starbro.

>>103153811
lame, if anything he could just check in on it to make sure she's not doing anything shady, it seems harmless enough
if anything, it would be good for Lumi

>>103154314
Lumi keeps it in the family

>>103154361
>>103154731
I'm not related to her

>>103154381
(long business model analysis inbound, ignore if easily triggered by real world experience)
if he let lumi, the sanest most put together mess in the company do it, then there would be accusations of blatant favoritism. it's not like he cares. he knows lumi isnt up to anything bad.
he can get away with rerouting more discretionaryresources her way because, despite being a compaby full of unwell literal women, she DOES so god damn much for everyone that any seething would be so fucking petty to overcome even the primal woman crab in the bucket instinct (see "you would look great with shorter hair" study confirming this isnt just common sense sexism).
he cant get away with breaking an absolute rule for her because that would (accurately) imply a qualitative rather than merely quantatative superiority. theoretically, anyone can treat their job like a job (even though we know they wont). superior judgement is innate. it isnt something you can work for, it would be an admission of fundamental superiority that would cauae all sorts of drama.
if I was sakana, I would ignore it unless I had to act on it. which would mean only acting on it if someone narked. which is something I doubt any of the girls would do for a first time. could be a coincidence, but if I was lumi I would be asking who has an incentive to maintain the largest gap between herself and direct viewer interactions.
she will never get "groomed" by her chat into doing something stupid. she is responsible. despite the hysterics of some of her white knights, anyone who could feasibly do such a thing has either failed outright or is at the very least disinclined to attempt to do so. if she ends up galloping off into the sunset, it wont be the product of non-consentual manipulation. Sakana has nothing to fear by way of her stealing the treasury on her way out. sakana acted fast. he didnt save it for a discete one on one. which means he probably didnt trust his source to stay quiet. someone narked.
that or vtubing is even more demented than rich families squabling over inheritances. which, for all the menhera, I sincerely doubt

I want to drink it straight from the source

>>103155829
at least it isnt piss. she has a lot of weird fetishes.

>>103156858
I would let Lumi do that to me but only #1 and just exteriorly

>>103157134
I'd enjoy tying her up and recording until she pisses herself. just plop the bullet on when she let's the first squirt out. she would not stay conscious for the entire orgasm. waterworks are weird but only a fag wouldnt enjoy the look in her eye when she knows it is being recorded but she cant hold it anymore

>>103156858
As long as she was well hydrated and she didn't eat any asparagus I would accept it as a replacement over water.

why does lumi attract so many bottoms

>>103157847
Lumi isn't afraid to be a little mean sometimes

>>103158090
rarely, but I will concede that point

>>103158123
more than a lot of other idol-adjacent vtubers at least

>>103158158
normally only to people who are being pathetic or when she's being a brat. which is annoying because all you can do is deny her attention. which is boring

Any good vod recommendations to watch?

>>103157847
Almost all the important men in her lives are bottoms. So it shouldn’t be a surprise

>>103160191
I was going to ask the same thing.
>>103160333
I suppose that is true. the cognitive dissonance must be maddening

I have decided that this is lumi seething about her ass and flesh posting some modeling she did.

>>103160191
Not that I can think of

>>103160400
I would recommend some but I have probably seen less than most people here, will just catch up on some older ones I haven't seen yet

>>103161131
recommend anyways. not all of us are very creative. I loved her april fools one from last year

>>103160441
>lumi why does the reverse image search for this show a fashion catalog from 1993?

>>103161853
pffft, nigger she started two wars and shot a presidnt this year. you think she cant retcon a fucking fashion magazine. plus she's 2 billion and those hips still dont lie

>>103161324
I'll watch that one soon
the phase academy stream was good, "bad" girl Lumi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL-THqHc6-c&t=1870s
her factorio streams are good too

>>103162098
I almost got her to stick out her tongue for penis inspection. next time.
also dont forget to check out the archive

>>103162098
Imagine what her mother would say to know her daughter is a delinquent

>>103162381
probably just beat the shit out of her. she only recently got close with her dad. probably from all of the experience wrangling chat. she's working on her brother.
either she is a lying whore going straight to hell or she was the most adorable, loving little thing on earth. I will never understand lazy cruelty towards children. it's the one thing that always sets me off

>>103162647
Lumi refuses to be feminine and she rejected our Lord and Savior's teaching as a child

Kaneko Lumi has great jeans

>>103163560
How long until she’s cancelled

>>103163560
kek at the facial expression

>>103163912
She has that stacy expression

>>103163912
>>103163937
I was about to say the same thing, mixed with the pose she looks so sassy

>>103164043
She is sassy

>>103162258
the archive is very much appreciated

>>103163937
That's what I mean, it looks good. Also I might be misremembering but I thought Sydney Sweeney also looks like that in the commercial.

>>103163560
>Sydney Sweeney
Lumi isn’t a racist, right.

>>103164414
Anon, I….

>>103153811
>grifter whore is suffering
this gives me pleasure

I believe in Lumi

>>103165889
As you should. She would never lie to us

>>103153811
>she likes you more the less you dono etc
6 months of nonstop seething over SunbrOcean and you have the gall to try to say something like this.
LOL
LMAO

>>103167436
We never doubted Lumi's Loyalty

>>103167479
>Starbro will get to fuck this in due time
It’s not fair

Stop simping for a woman with a boyfriend. Find a better more entertaining vtuber like menace

one of the stacies blacklisted me and now they all ignore me fuck you whores. at least have the balls to ban me

>>103168212
menace is so boring she had to whore herself out to get anyone to talk about her lmao

>>103168287
But menace is more genuine than Lumi

>>103167436
we arent all the same person. you could beat him on the paypig leaderboard and still recognize someone who cant even pretend to be normal. just like you can also appreciate someone you've never met enough to do the occasional nice thing for her

>>103164414
Have you ever met a racist from Boston? Yeah, didn't think so.

>>103168212
Cringe falseflagger who is afraid of the kind of power a /lemenace/ general could carry.

>>103168383
no one is more genuine than lumi. I can say that with pride. you can call me a schizo, a pay piggie, a cuck for not caring who she has sex with, terminally /here/ since the start, a simp, whatever. I will respectfully disagree on those counts but you are a fucking lunatic on the first

>>103093334 (OP)
does lumi look like her model irl?

>>103169069
yes. nothing drives schizos crazier than people who are as they seem to be. lumi is who she seems to be and it drives everyone fucking bonkers

>>103169509
I think she's actually a brunette

>>103169509
wait....yes...which version of her model?!

>>103169615
yeah, but is she cute?

>>103169648
Lolumi

>>103169676
probably, from the reactions of people around her. and the stalker incident etc

>>103169753
Stalker incident?

>>103169753
that's perfect.
time to start a stalker arc, for the memes (jk, i dont like spooking cute females)

thank you anon

baker anon! where are you?? Im not good enough at this. you always have witty remarks and shit

New Lemon thread
>>103169892
>>103169892
>>103169892

>>103169831
it happened in undergrad I think. I don't remember any other details

>>103169930
she has had a suspicious number. I believe one of them, and the asian manlet incient was concerning. she is still schlicking herself to it a little too much