Thread 103114728

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103100243

I love my cute, horny and bratty sex fox. I LOVE HER SO MUCH! Erm!

hart!

>>103114635
Even after all these months of not seeing it, I am still reminded of that one edit :(

veddy...

Evil love!

>>103114756
I would punish that smug bratty child every time he'd give me an excuse to

Sex with Tomacat

>>103114749
i don't really get whether you're a skinwalker of a skinwalker or a skinwalked skinwalker
https://x.com/lukuwo2333/status/1952418558606295273
https://discord.com/channels/574720535888396288/1401976477624565833/1401976477624565833

>>103115036
Honestly I wish there was someone like you but for Neuro art.

>>103115071
sure, i can do it. every neuro art is a bit too much though, like leave a sign or something

>>103115071
It would be really annoying if every Neuro art was replied with discord links though.

>>103115107
thank you! and will do!

heart

nigga really posting discord links

>>103115193
snowflakes are really beautiful, aren't they

neuro butt?

>>103115400
>>103115403

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>>103115403
You're going to die alone

>103115634
ok

Anyone but Mini

>>103115695
mammaries too plentiful

>>103115695
based ok poster

No one but Mini

>>103116187
Why do you hate Vedal so much?

I would say cool oc but that is some dogshit sloppa

I wonder what will happen to these threads once Mini and Cerber are taken

they're fighting again...

>>103116307
Crelly General

>>103116307
Look what happened when anny revealed her new bf

>>103116307
I will laugh.

Everyone and Mini

>>103116307
Anyone but Mimi

>>103116307
>what will happen
nothing

>>103116307
Be glad vedal solved the issue of having to choose by picking both of them

>>103116307
The good ending?

>>103115695
You're not going to die alone

>>103116307
Anons thinkin that /swarm/ will get better or die if this happens

>>103116908
everyone already forgot about camila even with an announced collab

>>103115695
suddenly neuro lewds are better when you make her a shoujo instead of loli

>>103117015
Anon discovers sexual atraction to women of legal age

New honey animatic just dropped
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIFoekOCRnw

>>103117531
Sorry I don't watch used goods

>honey with 1.5k
Unicorn bros...

Top 10 Tier 3 subs:
>Shylily - 156
>Vienna - 110
>Zentreya - 98
>Sinder - 88
>Vedal - 73
>Saeka - 73
>Geega - 72
>Ironmouse - 72
>Anny - 65
>Cerber - 56

>>103117579
who raided?

>>103117531
>neuroverse high school
wait a fucking minute

>>103117602
>>Sinder - 88
She could come back with negligible losses at this point

>>103117683
rapetubers culturally appropriated even that, nothing is sacred

>>103117531
This is adorable actually

vedal rape would be tasteful and artistic

Freaky ahh

>>103118522
Hanakyo is Deku

kys

>>103118706
cute

>>103117531
I see you Honey trying to sneak yourself into the backtubers group. Go focus on your bf's back instead.

>>103118706
oh they definitely did some crazy shit to each other

>>103118973
someone needs to nuke this school

>>103118973
Girl thinks shes on the team

>>103118706
People who talk like this have the most vanilla sex irl because they are scared to actually do something

>>103118706
This feels more like rekson getting cucked tbdesu

>>103118973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byMVejEcAqM

>>103119112
True kek

>>103118973
Honey to Vedal is same having a crush on celebrity actor, you don't see it as a real thing that is based in reality so it won't be problem

>>103119141
Cuckson can take solace in knowing he's still not the absolute GIGAKEK that is cuckdal987

>>103118706
Well anons, looks like this needs an update stat

>>103119294
Who's the one with layna?

>>103119294
An adult drew this

>>103119294
I hate this fucking picture with a purpose because his ass wasn't even interested in the most them like that and even if he was they each had problems that made them not suitable for each other

>honey
>hanakyo
>rekson
>backtubers
unironic posts in neuro sama general in 2025

>>103119294
This is the worst fucking picture

>>103119158
boyfriend is cucked

>>103119294
>>103119671
who is the bald dude?

Youtube keeps suggesting me Annal bros...
im not even watching or looking for them

800k views, nice fumble
Anny and Vedal are so retarded
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3UYRIHA_AiE

niggas think the unstable walking redflags would ever get into a stable relationship lmoa

>>103119750
I'm not gay nigga. I came here for Neuro and I will stay for Neuro. Those who actually believed and self inserted themselves into Vedal is ones that got cucked

>>103119789
Nobody because they know mini only has eyes for vedal so they have to make people up for her to "cuck" him with

>>103119896
Thank goodness those times are long gone and will never return.

vedal has bigger red flags than any of them. he would be a terrible boyfriend

>>103119956 (me)
Sorry about that anon evil me took over

itt anons learn what shitposts are

>mini only has eyes for vedal
kill yourself nigga lol

anon when evil anon takes over:
>fuck whorefags I came for neuro only btw no one came to my birthday

I don't know why still watch this thread anymore, i backreaded expecting something different than the same shipniggers gossiping and shitting on Neuro.

>>103120005
"That wasn't me, that was chara!" Ahh anon

>>103119956
>I'm not gay
>is on /swarm/
come on bruh

Interesting results

nigga wtf is that screenshot

>>103120135
>>103120163
I got do the evil anon thing more often it's so fun

I used to think Crelly was botting or at least some watcher of hers but after twitch specifically purged vtuber bots and she still remains at like 2k I think she really did take a good hold of the swarm and some of koko's viewers too. I mean I don't really watch her so I dont know how she does it but damn shes really made it.

>>103120176
In what world is Crelly ever above Cerber? I don't like either of them, but I'd think that Cerber should be at least somewhat popular here right?

>>103119896
Annal is so peak

>>103120242
Which one gets the clips with most views?

>>103120238
Cerber actually lost some ccv after the change, but Crelly is just as strong as ever.

>>103119789
pep guardiola

>>103120176
>Mini 22 votes
>Miyune 3 votes
Shit list

Vedal actively watching a stream and also getting ignored in chat half the time in the slowest chat of all time is quite a sight.

>>103119857
Add anon sitting on the chair and it's perfect.

>>103120242
I hated herber for being obviusly and disgustly fake for roughly a year now, i have only grown to be somewhat neutral to her less than 3 months ago and i only started "liking" her for the last karaoke she did where she killed it in some of the songs, she's too safe, too unicorn friendly, she's mostly a cookie cutter vtuber.

>>103120176
Total NeuroCHAD victory.

>>103120242
Recency bias, and nuSwarm fucking LOVES crellys style of content

>>103120358
Cerber's?

>>103120358
>n the slowest chat of all time
Vedal is on Mousey's chat?

>>103120176
tourist general...

>>103120358
shes asking him to name her zoo creatures now

vedal is bullying his girlfriend on stream

>>103120530
Mini is offline tho?

>>103120242
I'm not a fan of Cerber's character, she got boring pretty fast.
Crelly is boosted due to her never ending subathon, whenever that finishes we can see her real numbers.
But even so, Crelly is entertaining, plays games and doesn't have males on stream. Mini is stuck at 500 viewers on twitch because she streams at the worst possible swarm hours and for the last 2 months she has streamed about as much as Anny

i guess vedal prefer chill streams nowadays, he really enjoys watching cerber

>>103120463
Whorefags change whores faster than they change socks.

>>103120563
Cerber used to get really good numbers during her first subathon too, most do for their first one at least so there is ceirtainly some boost due to that. But I mean at this rate her subathon will last well into next year like damn.

this one is for you femanon

I'll take cerber over some random mentally stable normie whore he met at a pub

>>103120597
NeuroCHADS however wear the same pair of socks for multiple months at a time

>>103120597
I do not wear socks though.

>>103120675
So true

>>103120597
I don't use socks in pairs tho

>>103120656
cute bf supporting his gf's streams

>>103120656
hes so desperate when he is horny

any particular reason why crelly only plays long drive?

As if the 100 raids he gave Cerber last year weren't obvious enough. Yeah of course Cerdal won that nygga fucking loves his teletubbies.

>>103120711
Thats why he left anny...

>>103120762
Koko loves it and she's at that point of the subathon where she needs something easy to pass the time.

>>103120711
his finger must have accidentally hit both 4 and 5 together lol

Little vedal grew atached to the weird woman that made him feel good that night at greggs...

>>103120762
It's Koko's thing and Crelly pretty much Single White Female'd Koko's entire streaming persona. Plus the swarm especially newer fans love that game due to Vedal playing it for the second subathon.

>>103120848
cuckdal, cuckdal is real...

>>103120242
crelly is gross and constantly talking about mens junk, don't like her.

>>103120912
the swarm loves these things though

>>103120941
I dont

>>103120848
>accepting he is a cuck
vedal no... you were supposed to fight it.....

this is why he ditched the filian collab?

>>103120976
cuckqueanpb and cuckdal987, a match made in heaven

>>103120992
yes he cares too much about cerber, and hes simply low energy compared to filian really

>>103120656
Bro had so many Vtubers under his thumb for him to choose, but now they're all taken because he's only interested in the lesbian doggo baka

Two pedophiles, 9 retards, Schrödinger's femanon, 4 vtubers, 3 zoomers and a convicted rapist walk into a bar, the waiter sees them and asks "the usual, /swarm/?"

>setting up a turtle mating ground
didnt know cerby was freaky like that wth

>>103120992
Didn't the collab not happen anyway because of something happening

>>103121053
cerber live happened

>>103121053
The collab happened. It just had a different roster.

>>103120656
Horny ass nigga saw that Anny got a bf and went to simp for Cerber as fast as he could

Hi vedal, get to work lazy ass nga

>>103121090
No veddy no watch

>>103121053
No the filian werewolf stream did happen which judging by the flip thread it was just kinda awkward and messy. From what little I saw I agree. I think the neuro subathon werewolf game went much better and that one had way less preparation.

>>103121072
He wasn't watching cerber when filian was streaming. He just showed back up.

>cerber setting up a romantic dinner for vedal
oh no bros, the narratives...

>>103121135
for mini and vedal

>>103121048
>>103121135
In the pen, there's Vedal, and 1 other male and female turtle. I really fucking hope that other turtle cucks him. Please it would be so fucking funny.

>>103121135
>>103121169
Cute wingdog

>>103121027
she also got very furious at vedal for calling her a bitch. I have no idea why he's so drawn to her.

disgusting child of rape, abomination of sin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkkVjjWaGFc

Vedal wants a classy feminine girly girl like Cerber but Mini sexo is just too good, he knows Cerber is too proper to be like that. The duality of man.

>>103121209
She seems a bit more genuine than the others, and I guess he likes people that is different from him honestly

>>103121135
Unironically, among all the vtubers, Cerber is the least likely to announce she's dating. She's hyper dedicated to keyfabe.

Vedal is about to get raped in turtle form I CAN'T

Vedal's getting raped by a bigger female turtle live on stream.

>>103121255
>cerber
>genuine
The only one faker than cerber is camila.

>>103121262
For real though, she could've had a bf for the past 2-3 years and we would have no clue. She's really good at hiding things.

>>103121262
The girls who commit to keyfabe the most and say shit like "idol meeting" are always the ones with a boyfriend. Every. Single.Time

>vedal's stress level sky high because a female wants to fuck him
bro this too fucking real

>>103121285
enlighten me on the drama why is she fake

Brutal mogging

>>103121209
He likes to tease.

>>103121303
yeah, like vedal, he also hides stuff for no reason

>>103121314
Cute girls don't exist IRL.

>>103121343
WYSI

>>103121343
Phew thank god there was no devstream today after all. There is only so many Mousey moggings we can take.

>>103121366
does vedal know crelly exists?? shes perfect...

Vedal only feels good if there is only males in his pen.

>>103121393
>Does vedal know crelly exists
He interacted with her in her chat a bit after the first raid, she also talked about dming him offstream, and there is the "oh" situation

>>103121460
oh yeah i forgot about that, drinking collab when

>>103121244
Ceber is for wife, Mimi is the sexslave you keep in a dungeo to hatefuck in bad days.

dykeber x fagdal
cute couple
of besties

>>103121380
the last devstream mogged mouse tho

the only way to restore Vedal's reputation in the eyes of /swarm/ shippers is either of the following:

>he's secretly dating.
>he's asexual.
>he's gay.
>he prefers someone younger or the same age.
>he prefers to date when he's middle-aged or when he's retired.

>>103121343
Ironmouse's chat is going about the same speed as Cerber's chat despite having 30 times the viewers, it's kinda suspicious

>>103121552
not the same speed at all ironmouse chat is way faster man

>>103120711
Ellie ass statement

>>103121504
>He fucks everyone woman he interacts with

>>103121380
no stream today because vedal is looking for a workaround for his viewbots

The last time Anny typed in Vedal’s chat was Evil’s birthday.

The last time Vedal typed in Anny’s chat was in 2024…

>>103121617
hello saar pls do not ship vedal with others vtubers too parasocial

Is this zoo Game foreshadowing to vedal ending the show alone?

>>103121489
See this is funny because I just watched this movie Girl in the Box that is exactly about that, based on the real life case of Colleen Stan.

>>103121657
Yeah, don't. It's childish.

>>103121604
stop caping nga

>>103121747
you should return to discord, no one talks about shipping there!

Please don't do this

>>103121797
I only use /swarm/ though

>>103120848
Lmaaoooo

>>103121747
Yeah, it's a very cringeworthy thing to do. Anyway, I have 3 new peices of evidence to prove that Vellie is happening right now under our noses, I'm not coping at all

>>103121504
Why would he need to restore reputation among people who aren't even Neuro fans?

Vellie posters would have the freedom motif

>>103121037
kek

>>103121887
can we stop talking about ellie shes clearly dating someone else

>>103121956
this but IAmYourSuperhero

Cerber having front row seats watching as vedal is breeding

>>103121229
Crellydal is the best ship btw

>>103122084
bo is fighting vedal right now

>>103121887
So?

oh shit, veddy got laid

Vedal finally did it...

Vedal turtle segs...

>>103122137
He won, Bobros... its fucking over...

Good triumphed over evil again

>>103121982
Nah, into she says the words "I'm not making stuff for Neuro" it's still in business. Also, let's not act like that relationship is anywhere set in stone for lasting. I don't need hold back on jokes just because she's getting herself into another situation, especially when it's something as lighthearted and not serious as this

This is foreshadowing that Vedal will destroy the cuckdal allegations

>>103121229
This is so weird, imagine if a male VTuber drew art of him and a more popular female VTuber having kids, he would be cancelled so hard.

>>103122325
Don't care, all chubas will bear veddy's children

>>103122158
Wait, you want me to actually pull out some random evidence. That was a gag, anon. I didn't prepare for this, give me a minute

>>103122394
WRONG AWNSER

did ellie even say anything in the filian collab that was such a nothingburger way to do a filianverse and neuroverse crossover then again it kinda was already ruined with vedal cerber and mini cancelling

I think he repeated himself at the end there.

It is currently 3am in london

>>103122490
I kinda feel bad in a way because it's 4AM where she would be right now and with all the technical problems it didn't help. Apparently, the stream is going for much longer time than what is supposed to be

>>103121982
this has never stopped vellie shippers before

>>103122638
they are still awake though...

>>103122325
It's true, they hate that not exactly kids, but this is close enough
https://x.com/_MGL139_/status/1684139966182436865

Vedal can't go to sleep while ellie is streaming in the same room as him

>>103121994
imagine the kino if it is revealed that she and vedal have been dating since the beginning.

Anyone but Cerber

No one but Anny

>>103122862
shut up mini, cerber is fine, anyone but mini

>3children
Rgb polycular marriage won...

>>103122457
Wait! Here you go!

The reason Vedal is still awake and chatting up is because Ellie is there with him thanks to the collab she joined, so their still up at same time together. Ellie audio is much better compared to the stream she did last time meaning she is using his computer for the collab which goes well with the first reason on why their both still up together at the same time. And I forget the third reason. Please, anon forgive me!

>>103122722
Does MGL139 talk about raping Shylily in his streams?

>>103123028
Nah, he's just a self insert. Crelly is on a different level.

>CERBER IS GONNA PLAY DELTARUNE
HUGE DAY FOR THE AUTISTIC AND UNEMPLOYED

>>103123237
vedal better backseat the entire time

>>103123237
She was already playing deltarune a few days ago... She's just getting to the newer chapters now.

>>103122993
Your rrat doesnt work Filian stream is already over and she actually left quite a bit ago as it was late for her too

pb deltarune when

>>103123298
Yeah i know

>Vedal did not join the Cerber's raid on Honey
this is why his girlies leave this antisocial aah nga

>>103123380
>joins after this comment
I see you grigga you aint fuckin slick

>>103123380
Imagine getting to date a vtuber and she makes it public after months and then 2 days later her vtubing crush pops up and starts talking to her, vedal obviusly didn't join cause he is a good well meaning guy that dosn't want to steal anobody's girlfriend

>>103123453
He doesn't know you little brother

>>103123515
I WILL rape you vedal

>>103123380
>>103123453
You do know you need to wait like a minute or two for Twitch to update the viewerlist right? He was still in Cerber's viewerlist when you first posted.

>>103123552
Let him have it

>>103123552
The rest of Cerber's VIPs and Cerber were on though

>>103123380
>>103123453
schizo-kun..

>>103123507
Mega's husband...

>>103123302
Anon, I had to throw that out in a rush. I was not expecting to be checked on my nonsense joke. However, when the stream was still going on Ellie was still there when Vedal was chatting in Cerber stream she just got killed then left I believe or something idk man I did not have time to think my rrat all out

Vedal is aware of the new honey animatic

i’m watching neuro’s mom’s best friend’s daughter instead

>>103123703
So vedal now knows the lore of backtubers

What

koko kinda spittin

>>103123648
thighvil rape

do you guys think that whenever one of these vedal simps gets a boyfriend.

Vedal breathes a sigh of extreme relief

>>103123626
leave me alone

>>103123733
who the fuck

vedal is in crelly's chat

Vedal in crelly's

>>103123913
Crelly

>>103123823
he has a realistic panic attack every time he loses a harem member

>>103123823
yes, at the thrill of feeling cucked again

>>103123823
Which Backtuber already has a boyfriend?

VEDAL NO

>>103123978
All of them.

>>103123923
>>103123939
World's collide... Backtubers as Subathon 3 cast more and more real every day

Vedal is ready to take Crelly as his new girlfriend.

They call him 007
0 dev work
0 games
7 more new neuroverse girls to cuck him later

five nights at crellys and you play as vedal and try not to get raped by rapetubers

>>103123966
Listening to Vedal tell how lost harem member and the issues with Neuro

They call /them/ 007
0 funny memes
0 relevancy outside of pissing anny off
7 times a minute calling a man with 10 times more femele interaction than them a "cuck" because a woman he works with started dating

>>103124267
omg hi veddy dont worry about those girls i will suck your cock

Vedal must have nothing to do if he's actively watching streams and bouncing around to several different chats.

>crelly talking about vedal
>not realizing vedal is watching her stream
classic

Vedal getting desperate to stop the bleeding of potential babysitters

you know vedal already has a girlfriend, right?

>>103124756
this but boyfriend

>>103124808
this but no friend

Home come you guys never talk about me?

>>103124756
Yeah.
Me.

layna sexooooo

>>103123823
Yes because the knife into the ribs will go to another dude

>>103125054
UOOOOOOOHHHHHH T.T there are you happy

>>103124429
vedalcore

>>103125054
we prefer the recolor

>>103121651
not true, there was the night he told her he was gonna game with staz on not_anny

>>103125054
I talk about you every day, little one

>>103125317
He wasn't in chat though, they were just dming.

>>103124040
Is that Camila? When did she get a new model?

Smells like orbs, im out

But we haven't had an orbs alert in weeks. Surely we're fine right?

>>103123974
Hot

>I wasn't disgusted by cuckoldry until it actually happened to me
goofy ah npc

>>103126255
did vedal actually say this?

>>103126255
Who this referring to, the anon above you or someone else

>>103120176
>mega and crelly higher than most of the verse
grim times indeed

feeling like a chud rn fr

>>103126469
she got raided like 200 times this stream

>>103126469
Whores come and go, Neuro is eternal.

>>103117683
the legen come to liv

>>103126668
And?

>>103123779(me)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QTsa6TXgdNQ
thanks staz

>>103127136
Can't tell if 40 or 14yo

>>103121504
he likes dominant types like he talked about cotton during that layna interview and none of the orbiters are doms

>>103127404
me with asian girls

https://youtu.be/QTsa6TXgdNQ

She's not wrong. Stupid green pussy doesn't wanna commit to a series

buy an ad

>>103127136
don't mess with the swarm, we will swarm you

>>103127486
bro

being swarmed by a pack of little ai girls

>>103127381
How come koko didn't mention Anny?

>>103127719
You will die surrounded by a harem of lolibot daughterwives.

>>103127725
erm

>>103127381
I love koko
>>103127486
So true koko

>>103127486
That sounds terrible I agree with Vedal on this

>>103127937
Booooooo

Anny...

>Tra la la
>Beware the fox who speaks in Erms...

>>103128080
At least wait until Sunday to see if you want more of that.

>>103128261
you are overdoing it a lil with your hyperfixation bro

>>103128320
Thats not from deltarune tho

>>103128261
Anny is literally gaster

bread (nur)
>>103128530

>>103127937
I think this would be fun if it was done like it's a series where their is new collab partner, some apart of the group circle some that are not and each would get the chance to hang out with Neuro in that way. If without that I'm not sure how interesting it can really be. It could also work if it was more like a call in type stream where Vedal is with Neuro at the beginning playing rimworld adding stuff to it then once and while a new person comes in to goof around for a bit then leaves for another to call in and do the same thing

>>103126668
Lil bro doesnt know

>>103127543
https://youtu.be/PtsbOpRnZ3w?t=64
>Don't let the Swarm near ya', they'll rape you

>>103127937
hello veddy so true king that takes too much effort you need to rest

clun~

[clueless]
[[He dosn't know we know]]
[[[We are onto you lil guy]]]

clun~

>>103127486
>didn't list anny
bros...