Thread 103119045

Do you think you could successfully have your oshi become your girlfriend if you met her?

>>103119045 (OP)
did you fall from the cucktower?

>>103119065
Answer the question

>>103119045 (OP)
No, not at all.

>>103119045 (OP)
The only person who has a remote chance of that ever happening is that one big buff black nekko. Nenechi would probably like him because he's black and shiny like a stag beetle or something.

>>103119045 (OP)
No because my oshi is JP and I'm an EOP

>>103119045 (OP)
In the hypothetical where I'm not a vtuber fan, then she's the only one I could potentially see it happening with

>>103119045 (OP)
yes, I will pretend to not know her online persona. stalking her schedule and try to bump into her "randomly". making her pondering if this might be some sort of predetermined destiny, that one day I will be pounding her juicy wet cunt. the next step is sneaking in a conversation which will eventually reveal her marital status without her knowing it (I knew she was/is single the whole time) while pretending to be surprised by the fact. next is randomly bringing up her favorite video games/hobbies she likes (yes, I already knew about them). most will succumb to my master plan at that point. the rest is just try to spend time together. and by the time my cock was deep inside her. I, leaning closely into her ear as I savagery fucking her and whisper "Nina Saotome". her pulpils grow wider as she realized she had fallen to her fan's trickery and cum uncontrollably.

>>103119045 (OP)
No I'm a shy introvert which women despise.

>>103119045 (OP)
No.. I wouldn't Oshi someone old enough to know picrel
... However!

Reminder that women only like tall, handsome, lean and fit, charismatic men
Even more so if they are wealthy and successful in life
No exceptions

>>103119045 (OP)
not likely, assuming that I know it's her. Because then I'd have the choice of saying "ohmigod Mumei I'm your biggest fan!" and her spraying me with mace and running away or I'd have to pretend to not know it's her and bullshit some weird reason to talk to her and the whole relationship would be based on a lie

>>103119045 (OP)
No, but that's why I lift.

>>103119045 (OP)
Only happens if your 6'4" or 6'4" when you stand on a pile of your own cash.

I'm already married to my oshi
One of her long time fans tried to kill themselves when she revealed she got married to me lmao (She's a lower end 2 view and I'm her only mod)

>>103119045 (OP)
>>103119340

>>103121877
No they like confident men (who take care of themselves) not eternal selfloathing incels like you.
It's not even funny how many totally average chubby working class guys I know with a hot wife just because they are extroverts

Definitely not. I'm a fat bastard and my oshi is only attracted to white haired anorexic homosexuals.

>>103122639
I'd rather be forever alone than extroverted.

You will be baffled how easy to get an 8 or even 10 gf when you are actually asking them out. If you are feeling insecure still try look at women without their 2-3(usually) layers of makeup

>>103119045 (OP)
Nope

Nope.

>>103119045 (OP)
Maybe? I'd certainly try. Mine is a small indie, though given what she said in a free chat about a one user getting to call her cute it's very much over.

>>103122639
>totally average chubby
>hot wife
Meaning he's probably a 7 and she's a 5.

Yes Of course. She'd fall for me at first sight.

>>103132792
Don´t try to reason with these types, when they say ¨i know an ugly/average guy with a hot girl¨ they just mean a couple matched in looks in the absolutely best scenario.
It´s ok to underrate a guy´s looks and overrate a woman´s looks but if you do the opposite you´re porn addicted and have unrealistic standards

>>103132792
>okcupid
Anything that comes from this dating sites should automatically be discarded, they intentionally manipulate people to make sure they don't get dates cause that means they lose a customer. Those sites are intentionally dishonest.

>>103119045 (OP)
I do have a basement and some rope, so sure.

>>103121877
>>103122639
The red pill is understanding that hollywood portrayal as the weak guys is false and that in fact jocks are preferred. From this point what most online people is take the blue pill, though still seen as a "red" pill and just bitch and moan and start every conversation with data and graphs like they're trying to impress a statistics teacher instead of actually confronting their inner weakness to reshape it through effort into an inner strength. Same principle with obese people that got their act together, got /fit/, understood fashion and hygiene and are so disappointed that they are treated differently because they've been so "nice" regardless of circumstances.
>>103132792
Okcupid is business first, they'll prioritize staying afloat and having a line go up, it will never do what a truly useful dating app should, aka finding the perfect date that would result in the user not needing the app. Therefore why bother taking their statistics as a form of absolute truth. Fucking retards...
>>103119045 (OP)
Fuck no, I don't want to become a public figure just by association. And if I were a public figure even under the mask of vtuber / content creator I'd rather keep these lifes separated.

Gigi Murin
Is on the scene
Flicking her bean
Wants to be seen

Does snt care
That you are there
Wants you to watch
You cannot touch

>>103119045 (OP)
I’m a vtuber too and absolutely terrified at the thought. We’d have to pretend to be normal whenever we meet and pretend we don’t know each others’ vtuber life. And I’m pretty sure my oshi (not gigi) would freak at the thought being exposed in any way.

>>103119045 (OP)
Absolutely not, but I'd still want to express how much I adore her.

>>103119045 (OP)
I could, if I wanted to (and she’s still single). But she’s not my type.

>>103122639
>>103122639
>average chubby working class guys with a hot wife
Ah yes, i've seen this description before

>>103119045 (OP)
Already did

>>103119045 (OP)
Why yes, I do partake in casual conversation with women. But nah, absolute best could hope for is making a girl friend that uses you for telling stories about outings with 'da girls' on stream.

>>103121017
I think that'd be the only shot with any of them. Know nothing and pure rizz. Otherwise they'd pretend they're not into men if not already creeped out by "woahh is that Cecilia Immergreen Hololive EN Justice Speeen To Win??".

Now if i were their manager though..

>Picrel
I would bang Gigi mama to get to gigi

>>103119045 (OP)
I'd rather want her to adopt me and being my mother

>>103138020
>mom bothers her about you every day
>gg the anti-wingman trying to break you up over your sexts actually meant for her
>Found Family; Enemies to Lovers; Sex
oh it's all coming together

She's had a bf since at least 7 years and desu I'd rather fuck her model than the person behind it who's not to my taste physically

>>103119045 (OP)
Not in a million years. She’s more into women anyway.

>>103119045 (OP)
Yes

>>103138732
Thats what they all say but really they are just waiting for the first dude with an ounce of confidence to say Hello, or not be short.

Probably not but I’d like to think I’m on my way toward becoming the kind of man who could

>>103119045 (OP)
Forget your Oshi. Most motherfuckers /here/ wouldn't be able to get a sex-depraved ugly fat bitch to let them pork her, no matter how much money or muscles they flaunt at her.

>>103138708
Don't know the rest of you all but I only imagine the model as the person. Got whole other tastes for irl women. Have any face reveals actually been cute and not some SEA copy-paste or Stacy brhind a filter?

>>103139139
There's always Stacy's Mom.

>>103136133
>>103139090
>>103139133
lol lmao

>>103139009
It’s Kronii dude. But yeah, she’d probably date an attractive guy, and I’m not tall or canadian, so whatever.

>>103119045 (OP)
easy to convince:
Mori
Bae
Fuwamoco
Biboo
Shiori
Raora
Gigi

hard to convince:
Kiara
Ina
IRyS
Kronii
Nerissa
Cecilia
Elizabeth

>>103138732
>>103139914
>kronii
That's rough buddy

>>103139139
Suko is prettier than her model

>>103119045 (OP)
I do not wanna date a vtuber, im kind of a jealous guy and having my gf be cutesy woth guys for money woulf pretty much make feel like i waa dating a stripper

>>103121877
I once had a women that was clearly taller than me, flirt with me in a bar. If i learn anything hanging out with normies is that incel types have a very retarded view of the world and also that zoomer girls are desperate for a guy to talk to them because genz dudes are kind of retarded

>>103140114
That's why you have her announce your marriage, quit, and pump out your babies. Then once the kids are asleep you open obs and hold the iphone for her with your ar glasses on.

>>103119045 (OP)
Not in a million years. She's rather detached, an actual actual lesbian and very quick to cut contact with anyone she deems suspicious

My oshi? Probably not.
Nerissa? Yes.

>>103138042
See I'd have no problem with ERB if she wasn't a Holo but an Indie Vtuber mom on the same level of unemployed boomer as Northernlion.
That voice is so wasted on her rocky career in Hololive. She just really doesn't belong there, she belongs in the indie scene.

>>103140070
Impressive, very nice. Although couldn't help but think she looked like young Nyanners. Maid dress deja vu.

>>103140537
She has way nicer tits though. Her cowkini pic is forever etched directly into my retina

>>103140268
I dont wanna involve my marriage in any way with weird NTR unicorns anon.

Why do people even fall for lesbians?

>>103139963
Something's wrong here but I can't place it

>>103136191
Heavyweight knockout

>>103119045 (OP)
I'm a nerd gamer, women find that repulsive

>>103121017
Pretty sure she's gay af

>>103141243
Used to lezz out with nena, so yeah

i have nothing to offer vtubers and i dont plan on living past 40 i dont even converse with the vtubers i watch theres just an illusion of control to watching them i shouldve left this place a long time ago like i promised to myself i would...

>>103141353
*Nina

>>103121737
There is a woman out there who will find it cute I promise miss you anon

>>103140792
bc lesbians dont exist

>>103141626
You gotta hold out for the eventual vtuber retirement homes

>>103121877
From my experience and seeing others charisma and charm completely outweigh the others. Being successful is a plus but an ambitious man is just as good.

>>103119045 (OP)
No, my oshi is a wizard

>>103139133
if you have money why uglyfat sex-depraved bitches just hire prostitute

>>103139963
gigi and shiori need a rank of their own for how easy it would be. choroi++

>>103141626
OP wasn't talking about marriage. no one cares about your income if you just want to hang around, just be interesting and in relatively good shape

>>103140527
>a great singer and VA doesn't belong to an idol corpo

>>103119045 (OP)
of course easily...
I'm gonna die alone...

>>103119045 (OP)
You guys do realize that gigi is most likely a fat middle-aged woman going through menopause, right? You can tell by her laugh

>>103144009
Even better, I'll marry her

>>103144009
imagine how terrible it would be if she groomed a young viewer to help her release that pent-up, lifelong sexual frustration

lol no

>>103144009
i don't think any holo-mem is actually fat.
Probably the chubbiest one is Raora

>>103119045 (OP)
we could be disgusting asexual fujo together :^)

>>103119045 (OP)
I don't want to date old infertile women, but I would fuck her though

>>103119045 (OP)
I think only the most squizo of unicorns actually believe it, even normal unicorns that dislike male-female interactions on stream are fully aware that irl they would have no chance.

>>103145367
Gay.
Who is it?

>>103144923
Raora is pretty normal desu, not too thin, not too chubby either. Mori, on the other hand...

>>103121877
Well anon... Would YOU date a fat, unemployed, mentally ill woman?

>>103145450
i was just basing on the description holomems gives to her, things like her having big tiddies, thick thighs and people expecting her to be phyisically strong (the whole bit about armwrestling and they tried to guess her as the strongest or at least second of Justice). Also her eating lots of diet, the whole bit she had with Kaela and Biboo leading to her not wanting to eat too much because it was on a strict diet.
Also wasn't Mori not relly fat but "muscular"? Like yeah i knew she was fat years ago, but i've seen pic about her being more fit.

I could NEVER keep up with this workaholic monster.

>>103119045 (OP)
I don't know about my oshi but I think I could pull Shiori at least

>>103119045 (OP)
No, I want my gf to be a bit more mentally stable.