Thread 103134509

A thread dedicated to the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold!
Sloppy Edition~

>Her Youtube channel
https://www.youtube.com/@Dokibird
>Her Twitch channel
https://www.twitch.tv/dokibird
>Her VOD channel
https://www.youtube.com/@DokibirdVODs
>Her Twitter
https://twitter.com/dokibird
>Her Shop
https://dokimerch.com/
>STREAM Drift Away Dokibird's cover
https://youtu.be/FRl9gMUQh7U
>STREAM The Final Heist MV
https://youtu.be/zq5KzE4gx6I
>STREAM No Matter What DokiMint cover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT9IdLhAjLg
>OP Sauce
https://x.com/sunecznik/status/1952027804071080073
Previous thread: >>103012868

>>The Selen Tatsuki Archives (Every achievement/memory is still hers, they can't take that away!)
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-4fUzZTpYRBFJq7zIBdC4Su9_Q_Z3tEt
https://mega.nz/folder/tDQFRADQ#wHu-EgSPIlSnHbal0_lN7w
https://mega.nz/file/pX8kQRTI#bmKDIWRZ4E5HgQU1T5wO-_Z6-6FbidWlkMx8bxhjGwU
https://archive.ragtag.moe/channel/UCV1xUwfM2v2oBtT3JNvic3w
>STREAM Fly High Selen Tatsuki's Original Song & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/lDgy_IJyZNA
>STREAM Last Cup of Coffee Selen Tatsuki's Cover & MV (Reupload)
https://youtu.be/L88r98G4YiM
>Play Detective Pomu and the Tatsuki Manor Mystery!!
https://selentatsuki.itch.io/tatsuki-manor-mystery
>Fanart Vault
https://mega.nz/folder/bwlkXLbI#-ULC3RJvOgpsV_zl05qicQ
https://mega.nz/folder/fp8U3SZI#a-v6GBMLXHdgFfyHB1l6aw

>Our Divegrass team page
https://implyingrigged.info/wiki//HAHA/
>Divegrass suggestions poll. Got any ideas for the team? Send them over!
https://cryptpad.fr/form/#/2/form/view/KSv8HgulFlTfxE+jbdCtmerY51Xn7h0rL5PMTI94qvA/

>Thread template. Use this for baking!
https://rentry.co/haha-thread-template

>Don't be a Dumb Goon and reply to (or even just give attention to) every single bit of bait, shitstirring, tribalism, and/or dramafaggotry out there. Be a Smart Goon, Ignore it and Move on! (Report if you have to though!)

No schedule for the week, have an hamburg steak

>>103134558
Delicious!
>Doki plushie
FLUFFY

>>103134509 (OP)
Sloppy Sister Love

>>103134509 (OP)
Wives...

>>103134509 (OP)
my wives

>>103134558
That looks delicious

>>103134558
Great now I'm hungry

Chaos!

NO chaos!

>>103136023
>Chaos!

Uto has managed to recover her google account, no info yet on YouTube.

>>103138853
Yes I saw the good news earlier, hopefully she manages to sort out YT too. Uto love.

>>103139785
gremlin

>>103140557
Grem-o-lins
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh1LXCP0GLY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8efZmcxYvhM

Doki...
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1952733115832517001

>>103141394
Doki...
I pray that's not DAD-related

Every time this woman go vacay, something bad happens, is this the Curse of RA?>>103141394

>>103141394
Oh
https://x.com/dokibird/status/1952733903304712622

>>103141448
She taunted the fall damage's god one too many times

>>103137051
KEK

>>103141598
Well she seems ok enough if she’s joking about it but wew.

It was me EVILGOON
i tripped her

>>103142662
You'll not keep getting away with it Evilgoon!

>>103142662
EVIL GOOOOOON

https://x.com/amatsukauto/status/1952700019804623241
Tenshi back??

>>103143488
Nice!

>>103143488
Nice! I was worried YT would just ignore her.

>>103143488
Nice

>>103142662
Damn you!

DOKI'S BIG BREASTS!!

>Jingle Jangle~
https://x.com/Pippers02/status/1952731800343618047

>>103145650
>Titlicious Doki
Ara~ Ara~...!

>>103146095
Sexo

>>103141394
>>103141513
Fall damage...
>>103142662
Evilgoon!

>>103141394
>>103141513
fall damage, her biggest weakness...

Laimu is live if you want to watch something

>>103147493
gaming speed runner ferret

>>103147493
I was watching a bit of Zen, but it's getting painful so I think I'll switch

>>103147617
Hope Zen's situation gets better

>>103147493
Sexy Ferret

>>103147493
Comfylen

>>103149590
HOWDY

>>103149590
HOWDY

>>103149590
Tomato sheriff

>>103136480
Sleepybird...

>>103139785
Cute

>>103152613
ENTER DOKITTY!

Looks like tariff bullshit in the US may have eased enough for Doki nendos to start being processed.

>>103154311
Just got that email too Goon!

>>103154311
>>103154534
Good for you, goons! Hopefully Goodsmile EU will start to wake up soon, then

URGENT!!
Caretaker goon here, looks like the sign ups for divegrass is approaching VERY quick here.
Please reply to this post or use the Cryptpad form on the OP for our 2 new players!

We were talking about a Dooby/Nimi Rep or just Dooby herself for one, so that's a step.

>>103154700
Dooby/Nimi rep could be fun.
Maybe something like Nimi princess carrying Dooby?
As for the second...maybe DAD pursuing females or something?

>>103154619
Hope so, goon!

>>103154700
Something to do with Jingle Jangle?

>>103154700
Doob herself

>>103154700
just doob

>>103154700
>DOOBERS
>Jingle Jangle

>>103154700
Both are good ideas, but I would be careful to avoid potentially pissing off other fanbases. We had a similar discussion about moom last time, and we concluded it was better to avoid poking the nest.
As an alternative we could reference Jingle Jangle like >>103154804 said, or maybe a shachigoon?

>>103154700
Dragoon3/Wizardmon for as least favorite child. I just find the digimon stream really funny

>>103154700
as >>103154961 states, Shachigoon in sunglasses with the party rock segment would go far

>>103154700
I agree with this goon >>103154961
If most still prefer to go with Dooby then I'm not sure the dooberts would be too bothered if we included her some way but it shouldn't just be her model and we should ask them first. I don't think Nimi is a good idea.

>>103154961
Oh yeah, I should absolutely ask the involved threads if they're cool with it first

>>103155021
This would also be quite a fun/funny option.

>>103155064
To me it's only a problem because /vt/'s moderation would actively go for us instead of the raiders that this would inevitably attract. One of the things I never got around to asking goons about before retiring was if people would prefer non-/vt/-related events like last winter's Divegrass Before Christmas or the upcoming /ag/ League, because there's far less potential to invite threadshitters here by taking part in them.

OK!
So, from my initial findings there is no public Dooby3D model that could be dragged and dropped into the game.
However, the Shachigoon concert appearance and Jingle Jangle looks very doable.
You guys think I should still ask /who/ though? Technically it isn't Mooms and all that jazz tho.

>>103155666
Maybe, but I don't expect /who/ to make claims on a Shachigoon (that's part of Doki's "lore"), while Doob and Nimi are definitely their respectve threads' turf

>>103155425
>non-/vt/-related events
It was fun last time, so I'd be on board. Though I guess it depends how much work caretaker goon can take on / how much work it'll be for him.
>>103155666
I think it'd be good to run it by them, just in case.

Hey bros, divegrass caretaker for /haha/ here.
Thinking about putting this Goon as a player rep.
Is that cool with you guys?


Gonna post this, sound good? I'm pretty scared of stepping over boundaries

>>103155955
I don't know if the /ag/ League allows existing vtl teams (the ones I see there are offshoot teams or dead ones) and I think it clashes with the vtl anyway, but we could definitely sign up for the Christmas event again if it happens.

>>103156159
Sounds good to me. Keep in mind that you could receive some dickish replies, but I think that hoomans are collectively a nice fanbase

>>103156159
Wrong window, goon...

>>103156285
Goon, he was asking for a suggestion on the post

We got permission from /who/ and their manager! Welcome Shachigoon!

>>103157152
Nice!

>>103157152
Aces something about that gif is real offputting

>>103157152
Nice! I thought they'd be fine with it but it's nice to check.

Minto is live if you want to watch something

>>103157500
>Minto is live
But she's dead

>>103157152
FUCK YEAH

Now with Shachigoon, that leaves either Jingle Jangle or a D.A.D. rep.
Jingle Jangle already has a model ready on Sketchfab while DAD has none but there are Dachshund models, albeit the good ones aren't free.

>>103158252
I'd go with jingle jangle, it feels more "current". Even more if the model is basically ready

>>103158252
i like the d.a.d. idea...

>>103158252
I would want D.A.D., but if there isn't a model for him, then it's whatever

>>103158252
If we're limited for time to get the models submitted then maybe Jingle Jangle is the better option.

>>103158252
Basically this >>103158559.

Before I settle with Jingle Jangle, Nintendogs may have come in clutch here.
Do you guys have any suggestions other than just having the dachshund model running around?

>>103159546
d.a.d. on doki's head? or maybe as a king on top of larger dogs? maybe popping out of a cardboard box?

>>103159546
D.A.D with mini Doki riding his back!

>>103159546
Oh snap it we toss a mini Doki on one's head it'd be perfect

>>103159546
D.A.D. on top of a Mini-Doki

DONE AND DONE.
Thank you so much Goons!!!

>>103158252
Casting my vote for D.A.D., represented as a human-height nintendog standing on it's hind legs

>>103160548
We still have until the 15th the latest for small tweaks. Just let me know here

>>103160357
Thank you caretaker goon!

>>103161224
Crowki...

>>103161224
Why is Crowki so eepy?

>>103161224
crowki eep

>>103161224
Crowki looks like THAT???

squishy

>>103161224
Too big to be a crow
>>103163424
No, Crowki looks like this

>>103164970
Cute

are you UKgoons ok? i heard that they are going after VPNs now

>>103165326
>None have replied
They're gone...

>>103165632
naur...

>>103165632
It's over...

>>103165326
>>103165632
It's currently 4am here so I'm probably the only one up. It's fine so far, this site and 8ch aren't even blocked (guess they just decided to ignore Ofcom thankfully).

>>103166042 (me)
And as for VPNs, all that's really happened is one of our retarded politicians asking people not to use them and that every VPN used would hurt a child(???)

>>103166042
stay safe, UKgoon

>>103166144
That's the only reason I use a VPN, to cyberbully my friends' children

>>103166144
That's not all that happened, YouTube is now blocking VPNs/proxies, and they're even going after payment processors now

>>103166368 (Me)
>Correction
Payment Processors are in on it

>>103166368
I've heard about the YT thing, thought they were starting that in the US thought. Even so I have premium so I'm assuming they effectively already have my ID. As for payment processors I pay for my VPN via cash so I'm fine (for now).

>>103167707
Aw cute

>>103167707
Cute Chibi!

Welcome to the club UKgoons
t.Rusgoon
At least here no one fucking cares if you break those shitty laws

To some old goons...
My ankle is hurting and it feels like my achilles is about to tear. I got it from working today and it's hard labor, is this the beginning of the end? Am I... Unc?

>>103170929
Sorry goon, this is it for you
I also regularly fuck up my back at work

>>103170979
No... I want to refuse but it's real.

>>103170020
UKGoon here.
Still here.

>>103170020
>>103171593
I'm glad goons from around the world can still join us

>>103171873
>for now

>>103164803
>crow
That's a raven

>>103172798
Ravenki...

>>103173390
Neat

>>103172798
It fucks me up discovering that where I come from we call them the same. We literally don’t have a word for Raven.

>>103175577
Same here

>>103170020
o7
>>103170929
I know the last thing you want to do on days off is do more exercise but do you do any outside of work? Might be worth looking into stretching exercises you can do. Unironically yoga can help - I always assumed it was just for young and middle aged women but it can really help and I've actually felt a lot more flexible and pain free than I did even when I was younger.
>>103173390
kek, I'm glad they included the old tweet at the beginning.

>>103170020
Blessed Russgoon

>>103176563
They are gonna bully me...

>>103160357
Old divegrass goon here. By a stroke of luck I will mostly be free for the next week or so. I'll try my hand at porting those models soon.

>>103178032
Nice!

>>103178032
Thanks!

Tail...

>>103178032
Thank you!
>>103179133

>>103178032
Amazing, thank you!

>>103180301
She'll be back uuuuuuuu

She's here Bois!!

>>103181234
>filename
The joke would 100% be up her alley

>>103181234
Nice! Mine hasn't left Japan yet. Do you also have the YouTooz plushies? How big it is relative to them?

>>103181234
CUTE!

>>103181234
Blessed!

>>103183018
Edgy Crowki...

>>103178032
You're awesome, thanks goon!

>>103180414
Bros...

>>103160357
>>103178032
Gonna show off our two retired divegrass players one final time while I get started on our new ones.
>D.A.D.
Any preferences regarding his size? As a reminder, you cannot change the in-game PES skeleton, so just like in DoKitty's case I'd have to find a decent enough workaround. The bigger issue is that if I make him small, he'll become too hard to see, but I'm not sure how I feel about making him the same size as DoKitty...
>Doki chibi on D.A.D.'s head
Mind you, the modern chibi is already being used (held by Jessie for the L Rizz player). Should we still do it? This would also imply making D.A.D. huge - it's the easiest approach anyway, but again, it's something you goons would be best off deciding on.
>Shachigoon
Thankfully I already have a rigged regular goon model from back when dtto was on our squad so we could reuse that over the official ones, but more importantly: should we make any adjustments to the chonker (MY DRAGOONS) to make it easier to differentiate them for non-goons during our matches? I was thinking we could replicate the tomato chonkygoon that I used to use when making reminder posts, but he's already our ball. Again, you make the call - we could easily just leave them as they are if you prefer, since the aviators should still differentiate them at least a little to outsiders.

>>103185702
Also, to the goon who made a recent submission to the cryptpad suggestions poll and mentioned Captain Tsubasa: don't forget to check out /captsuba/ in the upcoming /ag/ league event!

>>103183018
Happy Harpy Crowki

>>103185702
>DAD
I wouldn't have have an issue with DAD being as big as Dokitty, so that the chibi can sit on his head. Surely that's the best way?
>schachigoon
I think it might be quite funny if a mini version of one of our players was also the ball, kek

Also o7 to GOW NEVER EVER and FPS Buddies

Laimu is live if you want to watch something

>>103181234
Nice! Happy for you, goon

>>103185702
I'm not sure about what to do with Dokitty but maybe adding some buff arms to MY DRAGOONS if that's possible/easier so it can be differentiated from Shachigoon?

>>103187056
This Saloon is gonna fall...

>>103185635
uhhh dragoons what is this

>>103189525
Cute

>>103190792
Schoolgirl Doki my beloved

>>103190792
Mont Pha my GOAT

>>103187523
I like the buff arm idea. Let me look for a possible model to get for it

>>103187523
>>103191717(me)
Actually on second thought, we already have Buffgoon...

>>103191936
It wouldn't really look the same though would it? Doesn't Buffgoon have a more humanoid shape and MY DRAGOONS just a chonky ball shape? Or am I misremembering?

>>103192641
Buffgoon is humanoid yeah. I'm looking for buff arms that could fit, maybe the anchor arms from Spongebob

>>103191936
Or, alternatively MY DRAGOONS could be turned into a longgoon now that FPS Buddies is gone, maybe with a sword?

I may have done something a little unholy with that model that was provided...

>>103190792
I love the art style so much bros

>>103192939
This is how Nintendogs should have looked

>>103192939
>DAD has learned bipedal walking
The world should fear...

>>103192939
Kek, looks like he's trying to use a urinal.

>>103192939
Quick proof of concept (no kit or chibi-on-head yet). Thoughts?

>>103194615
Lmao dogief getting his ankles broken

>>103194615
lmao, brilliant.

>>103194615
GO DAD GO
I think it's great!

>>103194615
>Dogief lost to D.A.D
KWAB

>>103194615
Perfection

>>103192949
You should check their patreon

>>103194615
Please stop bullying Selenbear

>>103195172
Nta but it's training for her success
is there a way to make her stats better?

>>103195436
Pray to get a good condition roll for her. That's it. Goalkeepers cannot be medal players and the VTL insists on sticking with the version of the game that has the worst GKs of all time.

Guys, if DAD were to be represented by a number what would it be?

>>103196602
the last two digits of his birthday

>>103196685
Oh duh #14. Thanks bro

>>103161224
crazy eyelashes
This is how I imagine crowki

>>103172798
What's the difference???

Dorkybird

>>103196602
Brain loading

>>103198195
Puffy feathers on the neck and a huge fuck-off beak

Dumb bird

>>103201793
love

Schedule tomorrow?

>>103203084
No real way of guessing this time.

>>103203247
Okay

>>103194615
Looking good

Dokiiiiii Bear!

Dokiboobs

>>103206286
Selenbear!
Also, Tail~!

>>103206418
Slutty Selen bear...

https://x.com/dokibird/status/1953307883950801289
Dad update

>>103208123
Sleepy...

>>103208123
Rest well D.A.D!

>>103208123
Rest up and fix that neck little guy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5tfndkS4zU

>>103207455
We need more slutty Selen

>>103208123
D.A.D. love!

>>103208775
Looking cool brat

Eepy..

>>103208841
Sexolen

Alt Doki just arrived, my youtooz plushies triforce is complete. Using it to manifest a stream soon

>>103208123
Rest well, DAD. His little feetsies are so cute!
>>103213900
Happy for you goon!

>>103194615
Business proposal: the chibi shouldn't be on the head, but hanging on the tail mocking D.A.D's unfortunate victims after he's left them in the dust. Thoughts? It should also better in-game: currently D.A.D's head lines up well enough with the in-game player's head, so if the chibi sat on top then during headers the ball would clip through and obliterate her.

>>103214854
>MECHA GOON
MECHA GOON

>>103215140
I like it!

>>103215140
Kek, yeah that's good.

>>103208123
Rest well, D.A.D. o7

Chances of a stream today?

>>103216185
Goon, she took the week off

>>103215140
He's ready.

>>103216867
Selenbear...

>>103216867
saloonbear...

>>103216867
Looks good!
Poor Selenbear...

>>103216867
Looks incredible, thank you goon!
Poor selenbear though...

>>103218576
Cursed...

>>103218576
Dokibubu...

In more rigging news, I tried to port the new goon model to the game. I wasn't happy with how the old goons' wings/arms/side appendages weren't moving, but because of the limitations of the in-game skeleton, trying to do that leads to things looking weird when they try to lift them (it's like they get squished into the body). Still, I prefer this so far. I'll add the kit and aviators a bit later.

>>103219708
Nice! I actually quite like the squishy arms.

>>103216926
>>103216945
>>103217063
>>103217137
Selenbear!

>>103219708
That was easier than I thought it would be.

>>103219708
>>103221623
Looks great, thank you! Looking forward to seeing her and DAD play.

>>103221623
Coolgoon!

>>103216867
>>103221623
Excellent work!

>>103223197
No...

>>103208123
>male hand
lore drop soon

[-]

>>103218576
CUTE!

What game(s) should the Sloppy Sisters play next?

>>103224173
i wish they would try to play buckshot roulette again

>>103224173
I think a game of Civ VII would be pretty fun. I remember Snuffy saying she'd like to play it with some others a while back.

>>103224173
I want them to play anything chaotic or a roguelike

>>103224173
L4D/vermintide/Darktide

>>103224453(me)
This is never happening, but imagine a sloppy sisters terraria series

>>103224173
Moonbase Alpha

>>103225051
Sloppy love.

Battlefield 6 early beta key code if any goon wants to jump in early today:
CR6B-44GY-ZF2R-5V8R

tomorrow is open beta so you could also wait for the beta to be open to anyone!

>>103225257
I thought you could just sign up for the beta on Steam?

>>103225255
>Sloppy Sisters
The perfect group

>>103225050
>Moonbase Alpha
I didn't know there was a game based on the 1970s Gerry Anderson TV series Space: 1999
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SpX8bVEmJo
We need Doki, Minto etc in a sci-fi scenario

>>103226286
>pic
Who are Laimu and Snuffy in this scenario? Bright and Emma?

>>103225257
Thank you goon.

>>103226360
Perhaps. Or in a sci-fi scenario in general.

>>103226535
T-tail???

>>103226658
Tail~!

>>103226658
Not forgetting Doki
Tail~!

>>103226796
Cute

>>103226658
Yep, Tail.

>>103228543
Tail~!

The greatest defender of our times.
The hard stuff is done. As we get closer to the start of the league, caretakergoon will have to keep an eye on a few more things, but getting the new players out of the way already means we'll have a lot less to worry about in the future. As a reminder, https://streamable.com/8fwpfl shows the visuals for our entire roster (including the two players who were dropped for this league) - are there are any changes you want to see for our other players?

Doki and Minto, sharing an ice cream

>>103230150
>>103230406
Nice! I believe this league will mark Selenbear's redemption's

>>103230150
>>103230406
Look at them GO!
Thanks so much for your work, divegrassgoon.

>>103230465 (me)
>redemption's
Jesus Christ, not only I should proofread my posts, I should probably not post at all when I'm falling asleep. Goodnight, goons

>>103230557
Rest well, goon.

>>103230150
Looking good
>>103230557
GN goon o7

The Sloppy Sisters, eating ice cream

>>103231292
Yeah, mine

>>103230150
>>103230406
Nice!
>>103230398
>>103231292
Sexo

>>103226749
Fluffy tail...

>>103230150
>>103230406
Epic. Let’s hope this league will be less cursed.

No, pls... I'm sorry...

Eepy week

Alright goons, Caretakergoon here.
Divegrassgoon did such an awesome job as always, now all there is is to sign up on the 15th!
Got it on my calendar so we cannot miss this.

LETS GO /HAHA/!!

>>103234848
Nice

>>103234848
Let's go!

>>103234848
LET'S GO!

My ice cream posts...

>>103235142
Goon...

>>103235142
Goon...

>>103235290
>>103235662
Eh, it's all good
>>103235743
Sexo

>>103235743
GOTHBIRD SEXO

>>103237057
We get to hear about fall damage!

>>103237057
Doki soon(ish)!

>>103237057
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU...

>>103237057
Nice!

>>103237057
Woohoo, i was starting to run out of old streams i had missed.

We need a battlefield 6, halo 2 or snuffy collab when her vacation ends on her schedule.

>>103161224
I found out what this thing is
it's a baby southern ground-hornbill, from the Oregon zoo

>>103239414
All based streams
>>103239905
I thought it was a GIANT crow...

Ah man bump limit

>>103240415
No...

Who's got next bake?

>>103240547
I can bake!

>>103240762
Nice.

>>103240762
Awesome

>>103240762
Nice

OVER HERE!
>>103242821
>>103242821
>>103242821

>>103242851
Thank baker!

>>103242851
Thank you breadmaker

>>103242851
Thanks breadmaker.