jong is dead Edition
>jong sources:https://repo.riichi.moe/
>Recent jong streamshttps://www.twitch.tv/quaoid
https://www.twitch.tv/dokidokisophi
https://www.twitch.tv/dofume
https://www.twitch.tv/niceeggy
https://youtu.be/SUGCC9a1NmY
https://www.twitch.tv/tomoriru3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcPJ0sssxj8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyGQJBnu_5E
>Some jong chuubas (WIP)EN:
https://rentry.org/vtjongers
JP:
https://rentry.org/jpvtjongers
Want to suggest someone? Post a link to main channel, rank, and a 100px height image !
- There is a squad in Jwilds for junting jongers. Use this code if you want to join 8S7WK5M8
- There is a guild in JhadowverseWB for jueling jongers. Use this code if you want to join 706999346198
- Doragon's latest video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDhIgf16sic
- We got our ass kicked in Lord of the Board https://youtu.be/81icHOYKJDQ?t=17888
>Kaavi's fortuneToday's Lucky yaku is... Chuuren Poutou! They shall not pass!
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>>>/vt//pcg/>>>/vt//fig/>>>/vt//asp/>>>/vt//mayo/>>>/vm//doko/>>>/vg//mjg/Previous Thread :
>>103008704
You forgot the league questionnaire
>>103148224that's why i wanted to bake in the first place, i'm locking myself in the oven
League Questionnaire (next baker please add it to op)
https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1q0FZc6k-vLBnOUeKeO2AlqMOkL3TtVJiKlgzJuTgMuY
shan't add it to the next OP because I'll have forgotten 3 days from now
I'm voting against the next /jong/ time it's time to assimilate.
>>103148643the only /jong/ers that were going to assimilate already have
>>103148643>time it's time
>>103148692New keyboard please understand
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>>103148643/jong/ superiority continues to elicit conflict among the envious
>Complains about /jong/ers all the time
>Wants them on their teams
/mjg/ is so tsun
>>103150033all the mjg players that were forced to be part of our team always had something good to say about us
Should I join the sanma tourney? will I get bullied when I riichi a yakuman again?
>>103150705I don't like sanma but if you think it will be fun why not?
>>103150705>playing sanmaAre you a woman?
>qb is going to play in the sanma tournament
Im not qb and Im not a woman...
>>103151343You south American monkey!
Why haven't the actual women signed up for the sanma tourney?
>>103152024too busy being normies
>>103152024They ran off after league
>>103152024Clearly they're too busy having SEX because all women are WHORES.
I'm playing shadowverse on the train
>>103152994Cute boys are the biggest whores, for example doragon
Why am I getting dragged? I'm neither cute nor a whore
>>103153605Men cannot be cute.
>>103153637>not a whoreThat is debatable.
>>103153677>That is debatable.Elaborate
>>103153677Cute boys are cute, keep seething cute boy
>>103153737i agree, some boys can be as cute as girls
Nobody asked you, femanon.
Iām singing up for the sex with femanon tournament
>>103150292What about the guy that grinched the entire league?
>>103156345I'm going back to sleep
>>103159852I think /jong/ should live!
life is an unrelenting hell
evens eat food at home
odds go to store for food
0 dont jong tonight
>Sio is now 12+ hours into her sanma shorts stream
maybe shadoba isn't the worst thing that can happen to a mahjong vtuber
>>103162788>SioGo back to /mjg/
i think pippa should jong
I think Pippa should learn to quarter circle
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RIDE ZA LIGHTNINGU
I'm playing with AI right now
I think pink thing should shadoba without piss breaks, like Yumemi did
pissfags don't deserve anything
What koko rules do you want to play?
>>103163880I don't remember making this post
>>103164004I want to play literally any rules but I can't play for another ~52 hours
>>103164008AI made that post
Majsoul Friends Room 88224(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=88224
blitz + no tips + local yaku + four red 5s
>blitz no tip
finally a good room
>>103165241well you better hurry cause its 3/4 bring your sexiest bitch
>>103165254I'm already inside of you
>>1031651123/4 plsease join room for very fun time
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never seen that one before :o
>>103165385its her new skin
>>1031651123/4
crossposting in 3 minutes
>>1031651123/4
crossposted
Evens post my wood
Odds don't
>>103165998show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us show us
>>103166038impressive, very nice
the wood that i have been burning this winter burns terribly
>>103166190is it wet or blue gum?
>>103166049Calm down fag, here
https://litter.catbox.moe/3zoais4jqj7wvhjq.png
>>103166239mine is bigger
>>103166330Your loss, thats some nice wood
>>103166362you made me click, you bastard !
>Femanon wanted it to be a penis
lol
>>103166569she a gay male (woman)
I once DMd a femanon my dick and she laughed at me
>>103166616comically hung anon
>>103166616don't worry anon, I'm sure she laughed at you for actually doing it, rather than for the quality of your member
stupid fuck nigger servers keep fucking up and forcing my riichi tile to discard
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assassin's killer move from fate stay night, I think
>anon hasn't done his local yaku reps
>>103167226Oh that's why doragon made that edit
>>103165112it's eepy time, well jonged
>>103165112wj, once again I show why I am a menace in blitz no tip rooms
>>103166234Not wet or blue gum, but idk what it actually is. It produces a lot of smoke/ash though and just suffocates itself.
I leave you people for a day and you devolve into playing with local yaku.
>>103167396local yaku invigorates the field
>>103167396But deranker makes local yaku rooms all the time. he just doesn't tell you. QB too.
>>103168052https://store.steampowered.com/app/1961950/CHAOSHEAD_NOAH/
>>103168052I'd settle for a handshake. It would be the farthest I've ever gotten with a woman.
>>103168052this could be us if you have tits https://litter.catbox.moe/ealwc3uus1t9t4ma.jpg
>>103168424No, I have a cock and no tits
>>103168568youre making this difficult
>>103168424replace both with cute boys and I'm in
>>103169024Don't be jealous
listening to qb say japanese names is horrifying
>>103170185which ones in particular?
>>103170311panko "manko" komachi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PwoJTRGvN9Y
>>103170517 this poal will change jong forever
I'm getting cold feet on getting an apartment
>>103171435Have you tried not being a bitch?
>>103171526Well I just want to look at other options than the one I took a peek at today. It was a bit dated, pricey, only advantage was maybe being able to lease for only six months as well as a nice view. I think the acoustics would have sucked for streaming in but there are more places for me to look at in the meanwhile
>>103171980Fucking cat!
*draws katana and divides the cat in half with a single strike*
look at this sexy creature. beautiful. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvktwWTc4DE
clio is my wife. she should jong and have SEX with (ME) (cute, male, pansexual)
wake up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fsvzKnTS688
going back to sleep achtually
nini anons, cant wait for the sanma tourney
>>103176588Good night and good luck monkey.
>Twitter decided I needed to know that Chinese fully size eevee sex dolls exist
>>103177991What did you start liking on twitter thinking it had no consequences silly little jonger?
Majsoul Friends Room 73826(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=73826
hoin agarts
>>103170372i thought this clip was mid but it's getting pretty good views, Panko buff
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British brat news
>>103181514>match has started>nobody online in my friendlist
>>103182202it was total jong victory
>>103183970hello, good morning!
>>103182047I did that btw
>>103177991Mhmmmm vaporeon pussy
All in favor of a /jong/ meat up in Japan where we cuck ninas husband?
I don't like you guys enough + my dick is small + I only play mahjong + I don't have sex + I can't afford it
>>103191998Whose breedable ass is that?
>>103190844Come to the meat up to bond
Lose some weight
Expand your horizons
Test yourself with opportunity
Start an OF
>>103192224L'Audacieux from Azure lane
>>103192290alright im writing up the collab request right now, start saving so you can afford more hot bitches
>>103192403Congrats of the ball gown paid outfits
>>103193093id kill myself if we got more of that boring shit
This is a hanner but itās too abstract to tell which one
>>103195157Get better eyes
For ages I couldn't see what that pic was supposed to be until one day it was clear that furry posted it and then I saw the Hanner.
I still can't tell what it is
alright bros it's been a couple months since i last visited this thread, do we have a saint+ level cute western jongtuber yet?
no
things are grim on the western front
>>103197987lol, lmao even
the first jonger to reach saint should become a cute shota vtuber for us to molest
our saint left and hates us now
we have a saint he just doesn't show up often
after anons "cute shots vtuber for us to molest" post ive decided that i will not rank up to saint
you weren't ranking up to saint anyway
I will rank up, someone has to take the bullet and I'm willing to do it for us /jong/ers
You'd just stream while I am at work anyway.
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btw this femoid is playing mahjong https://www.twitch.tv/mimorifuwa
i could be saint but shadoba takes too much of my mahjong time
>>103199245That's one dopey looking foid
>>103199300I think she's cute, but >RC
>>103199437Riichi City love!
>>103182047I hate this bitch like you wouldn't believe.
I haven't given up on making it to Saint, but my holes are exit only.
>>103199715i always thought it was homeless-anon saying that, but it appears he posted less than 1 minute earlier...
Clearly he has two phones and is trying to throw you off.
>>103200472Spanking is required.
this woman makes qb look normal
>>103199977I am a master of deception.
>>103201460We like qbs derangement its kawaii
QB just needs to experience the classic cure for hysteria.
>>103203641That is currently happening actually
>>103203672is she streaming it?
I don't want to go back to work
>>103204538fake an illness
Majsoul Friends Room 74239(4-Player South): https://mahjongsoul.game.yo-star.com/?room=74239
blitz + no tips + local yaku + four red 5s
join the room guyz
maybe crosspost if it doesn't fill
>>103205352Repost in two and a half hours and I'll join. I'm at work
>>103205352>Local yakuI have standards.
>>1032048953/4 we need one more strong, masculine anon
fuck I just finished my tft game...
>>103205885That's really funny because finishing my TFT game is what made me join.
tit fucking titties isnt gay
>>103205933I had alkready finished but I started drawing and forgot until now, I hate jong I hate jong
blitz no tips are my favorite uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
im uninstalling, there is no point in jonging anymore, the sanma tourney is not worth it
>>103205885make another room
>>103206073I dont know where my mentaru is
>>103206103its waiting for you in jade room
>>103206073It's in the jungle, back where he belongs
I cant even get to expert
OK, thats it, you are not invited to live in my house anymore
everyone should sing up for the sanma tourney
more like shantma tourney
>>103204821I just took two weeks of vacation though
>>103206297i'm too lazy to check mjg for it
>>103206297Sorry, I am not a woman.
>>103206652>plays sanma>not a womanYou might as well just buy a skirt, because you're halfway there.
>>103206909please dont tempt them
>>103206968he's already gay, the skirt isn't going to make him any more gay
wj, thanks for letting me play my daily mahjong game
>>103204895ANON BROUGHT ME DOWN TO SECOND PLACE AND HE DIDNT EVEN ESCAPE 4TH DOING IT
well jonged!
>>103207014I was never gay
>>103207014Qb and jj should collab and do a jong skirt review!
We should have at least gotten side boob for doing decently in l-league...
>>103207331She doesn't have enough material to show side boob.
>jj
>khubie
>pippa
Why does mahjong attract so many chestlets?
>>103207700chestlets need mahjong to build their power levels
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>>103207700because you never did your reps
>>103207331then she should put on the cowkini and make mahjong great again
>>103207813for
>>103207545sorry ive been hitting the red wine again
>>103206345https://forms.gle/GMjfpX5qUiyJdp9n9
why are you so afraid of playing sanma? are you scared you will like it and will end up sucking dicks?
Matatabi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Ai1q4txLg
>>103208673Femanon hands wrote this
>>103208673>fearIt's pride.
Luni jonging
https://www.twitch.tv/amatsukiluni
>>103209461>ranked sanmaOh bless her soul.
tucking /jong/ers into BED and KISSING their FOREHEAD
>>103212307I'll only allow it if you are a cute boy
>>103212418you are cute and loveable, even if you have a hole instead of a penis I would still love you
>>103212385This anon is the cutest of boys I can attest of that <3
I'm not gay I just enjoy the company of cute boys
>>103212621And you're a male, correct?
Who am I supposed to root for?
moco, izumi, nina, and a fourth secret vtuber
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfvktmBgr6g
>>103212307I sleep in a sleeping bag and don't like being touched
>>103214143I'll breathe on your car window and draw a smiley face in the condensation
>>103214315I'll be not homeless in just under three weeks!!!
>>103214538congratulations, homeful anon
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>>103212807Which one do you think will give you the best middle school sex experience?
>>103220766Fat. Must be putting on baby weight already
>>103224204Hello want to take a nap with me?
>I dont want to play more rankeds until I finish the wwyd book, It was too much work to get to expert 1
>well, im bored I want to play
>I can surely play women mode it doesnt matter right
> keep outranking myself 3p mode
> still afraid of ranked
>>103226640We were supposed to run a train on her together and you ruined it!
>>103226674sanma is going to teach you bad habits and completely destroy your push fold judgement for yonma
>>103226779Explain
I want to stop i need an excuse
>>103228330no wonder she was able to get married
>>103227315nta but I always play less carefully in sanma, I start to aim for bigger hands and fold way less
usually I bring those bad habits over yonma at least for a couple of games
>>103228751so you dont like having fun?
>>103228847the fun of sanma is being retarded
concept: limitless asura but its sanma
>>103227315I think that book that /mjg/ recently translated does a pretty good job of covering the key differences that are going to make you play 4 player worse if you learn by playing 3 player
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>>103234270GOOD POST TOTAL CUTEZU VICTORY
baker please don't forget the League questionnaire
Sanma in real life is fun because you only have to focus on two people instead of three
>>103235280>t. the woman glad that more focus is on her
>>103235280>t me cause sanmers are women and i get to stare at their tits
>>103236246Bake cutie <33333
>>103236246Bestie??? The bread???
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