Thread 103161604

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103155286

hart!

Incestbait ship

Reminders:
>Honey is in a relationship with her mod
>Anny mentioned Vedal wasn't transparent about the model
>Evil Neuro has a twitter account
> Vedal MIGHT be gay

>>103161704
Nobody cares about Shitvil

>>103161704
reminders for who

Evil love!

I'm not watching stream but I'm sure plenty of you will enlighten me with the headcanon fan fiction you create based on nothing at all.
I look forward to reading it.

>>103161704
Thank you for reminding

>>103161704
thanks

>>103161748
whoever was fortunate enough to miss the previous threads

>neurobeggars begging for neuro to join the buckshot roulette stream
omgBruh

>>103161704
>Vedal MIGHT be gay

We do this every couple months, it always leaves me bored and tired. I want Neuro to do something cool again man...

>>103161742
Says you, as you seethed about her for the 20th time today

femanon… https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l7pxqvaGwM

>>103161761
camila wanted vedal to get a mint because she wants to make out

>>103161798
true, but this time we have some serious evidence that he could be gay. It's completely different this time.

>>103161704
>Honey is in a relationship with her mod
such a weird way to phrase that
it would be like saying:
>Vedal is in a relationship with one of his VIPs

>>103161761
Camila was speaking french to taunt Vedal

Only a faggot could ruin neuro streams like green nigger has.

>>103161855
no one has EVER posted a rrat in /swarm/ with ANY real evidence whatsoever
why should I believe you that this time it's different?

>>103161798
>>103161855
>>103161836
YOU SEE WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT???

>>103161704
>> Vedal MIGHT be gay

> Vedal MIGHT be gay

things keep leaning in this direction. No straight male streamer gets to this height without having a sexpest docky dropped.

Did cerber really take the day off the subathon to watch this stream?

>this solid 1000% real evidence
>drunk stream joke that he has been making since day 1
ogey

Vedal is still a kid...

>>103161940
>No straight male streamer gets to this height without having a sexpest docky dropped.
but Vedal hasnt had any doccy dropped on him

>>103161650
Cute Couple

>>103162053
thats the point, hes gay

>>103161964
you have to remember that the majority of people who regularly post in here are incredibly stupid.
think of the dumbest person you've ever met in your life, that person would seem quite intelligent compared to the average poster here

no way, he's more angry here than in hopecore 2 HAHAHA

>>103161981
Evil-chan~ I've got a worm you can eat right here <3

>>103162171
You're going to die alone

>>103162171
you will die alone

femanon gooning to that

>>103162171
You'll die surrounded by a harem of lolibot daughterwives

>>103162233
fuck, I missed it. Someone got a clip?

Anyone notice that most of the people who bake for /swarm/ are fags?

Why was Vedal so different during the Anny collabs

>>103162273
>vedal whispering how he's gonna fucking kill you

>>103162278
anny is a mentally ill weirdo and hard to talk to mainly

>>103162233
can people who don't exist goon?

>>103162278
Different people have different dynamics. When add smaller things that happened throughout time, of course he would act differently with Anny

>>103162278
Schizo explanation: he actually and genuinly had a crush on her for some time, wich made him act less like "himself" to try and maybe get her to like him

Actual explanation: three wrong words and he would sent anny into an episode

Veddy....

>>103162278
Anny is a depressive bpdemon he had to walk on eggshells around because she goes off on any little thing.

>>103162278
he was never friends with anny

anon didn't even say how he was acting around anny judging by your reactions, none of you watched any of their collabs.

>>103162278
pubg with anny >>> friendslop with camila

>>103162434
Everyone on /swarm/ is a newfag? Nooooo waaaay

jack daniels got me

>>103162278
Anny actively sexpested him every time they talk whilst Camila only does that every other stream

there's no fucking way there are unironic AA beggars, surely I am being baited

>>103162434
There is a different dynamic when he was on a collab with anny but that goes for anyone. Also, it depends on the time period of when the collab happened as there are some changes in how Vedal and Anny interacted with each other. No matter what it's kinda a pointless question that you switch out with anybody and end up with the same obvious answer

Thanks for the raid anniepants

>anny raid
doubters BTFO

>annie raid
wtf writers?

I wish I could drink socially too, but I know damn well I’d end up being racist and a sex pest, so that’s why I’ve never touched alcohol in my life. sad...

>>103162585
>doesnt care about whores
>doesnt care about vedal
>doesnt care about neuro
>just wants to know when GOTY 2026 is getting dropped
based.

Crazy how they can argue non-stop for hours like this.

>>103162734
Just pretend to be drunk dum dum

>>103162804
they are drunk and bantering and having fun

>>103162382
I believe the schizo explanation

I'm shipping so hard rn

>>103162855
no you don't

>>103162804
They are friends

>>103162876
same but i'm not sure if i like this ending

The shipping wars will last a eternity

>>103162876
With this tariffs?

Camila is clearly just Vedal's friend, pretty obvious. I don't know why people want to ship them honestly

>>103162916
That's crazy because filian already won last year at weebcon

how drunk would u have to get veddy to rape him

pass out on the floor

>>103163002
Idk but one glass in and i would not be able to contain myself

vedal slurping noises

>>103162876
As much as I empathize with your sentiment. The fact the they're this close with little to no sexual tension just means that they're bffs.

Although I am a fan of the best friends to lovers trope.

>>103163050
do not the nurbuns

>>103163001
The victory condition is successful pregnancy, abortion disqualifies.

>>103163072
yeah i feel like 0 sexual tension from them its amazing honestly

>>103162961
Most amount of screen time after Anny dipped. That's it.

wins

>>103163146
cute gay friend

>>103163048
camila read your post btw

>>103162961
people will ship ANYTHING
just look at all the mindal and vellie posters lmao

>>103163180
What about me

veddy asmr.....

>>103163204
you are the only one that ships them at this point

>Im not a male vtuber
Holy cope

Vedal = not a male vtuber btw

Zaddy asmr but camilla screams at the top of her lungs in your ears every so often

>>103163248
IYKYK

being called a male vtuber gives him the ick

>>103163180
Minidal has plausible speculation. Vellie used to as well. At the end of the day it's really just shitposting.

>>103163180
Vellie at least had something with how Vedal was nice to her and cute moments of them being competitive. I don't how the others are really interesting to ship

Shondo bros...

>>103163289
because hes not a vtuber, i dont even feel hes close to a vtuber honestly

>>103163343
hi veddy *smooches you* get back to the stream now bby

>>103163289
Because he is a turtle fr fr

Vedal worst nightmare is being actually considered a Vtuber. I can't blame him, many male Vtubers so cringe

this game is dogshit I fear

>>103163451
But he literally is one

>>103163050
bunnur sexo

>use a magnifying glass for your pussy
His words are so slurred this is what the chat heard.

>>103163491
Yeah, it's entirely rng based unless you're a retard and intentionally throw.

>>103163494
no.

>>103161877
not really, he was her mod for a while before they dated

>>103163311
She will be the first preggo

>>103163451
Some japanese male vtubers are ok like the dude that organised a mahjong tournament themed around kaiji

>>103163503
>camila immediately throws like a retard
lmao

why did he sound so cute there

>>103163575
its for content

why does he give special treatment to camila

heart

>>103163675
cause they are actually friends, camila is not a sex pest like anny

>>103162064
of bisexual best friends

camila is so fuckable rn

>>103163675
Unironically she's probably the only one who asks him to do drunk streams anymore.

pair of tsunderes banging

>>103161786
theyre still going..

>>103163750
probably because he gets really rapey and abusive after the stream

>>103163787
With her height?

>>103163735
this but veddy

>>103163504
He has a rigges virtual model, which he uses as a persona to stream. This is literally not an opinion

>>103162388
veddy save me from the ukranian azov niggas please

put a nur on

Camila stop reading /vt/

>>103163875
No, I don't think so.

Camilla why did you cuck mini like this you monster i hate you

holy fuck, I got back and they're still so energetic.

I Fucking love when vedal gets hyped up

>>103163675
Big sister privileges, Cerber has little sister privileges.

camila comforting pouty vedal after losing

Cerber has been watching the whole time btw
Holy cuckquean

https://x.com/sliceoftoma/status/1952905566936093075
loses

Vedal and Camila give "best friends forever but if we're still single when we're 30 let's get married" vibes

>>103164061
Ball is in your court, Alex.

>>103164061
>>103164073

>>103164073
tomafags...

>>103163982
I subscribe to this narrative

>>103164061
>>103164073
this bitch always engagement farming with that "crush" shit

>>103164073
can the tomaspamming retards /here/ leave now

>>103164137
>I want the cuckold audience

>>103163982
I think you mixed them up

>>103164138
There's literally one Tomafag here and he doesn't spam.

>>103163510
lil wayne headass

Toma was talking about her supposed crush like a day after crying over Vedal ignoring her at twitchcon. I always take it as unserious. The Vedal stuff is more serious cause she never brought it up again after that.

>your boy toy isn't here to save you
wdsmbt

>>103164261
tomy...

they should just fuck already

>>103164170
Rape

>>103164211
Touch grass, retard

>>103164319
Too yellow

>>103164301
Just say you want Vedal to be flattened like a pancake.

vedal should be flattened like a pancake already

>>103164325
Toma has been talking about her "crush" pretty much since as long as shes been in the neuroverse. Either the nigga doesnt exist or she gets a new crush every few months and at that point it aint that serious.

jesus vedal needs to chill about his privacy

>>103164210
cute nur

>>103164117
sorry, this meme doesn't apply anymore. He's gay and/or is much better off with Camila

>>103164210
kyute

>they don't want to raid mini
huh

"brother I don't know"
minibros...

mini... ignored...

minifags in shambles right now

If you were paying attention today you would already know there's no chance of them raiding mini

>>103164467
Another woman scorned

shes gonna help him sleep at night

Vedmila is so fucking peak

>>103164508
because it was a peak collab right

>Miwo raid
HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST

rate the stream?

>>103164565
No neuro, no watch.

>>103164565
Better than the neurostream/10

>>103164565
9.4/10

>>103164565
10 out of 10 i got plenty of veddy fuel for the week

>>103164565
fun honestly except i would prefer if it was peak

>>103164565
I'm genuinely surprised how each drunk collab manages to be better than the last (unlike current neuro chill streams unfortunately)

Vedal is Gay/10

>>103164565
Peak/10

>>103164210
old clip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQ_8SviPQVY

>>103164508
Why would you say that

>>103164559
TO WATCH THOSE SHITTER STREAMERS THAT SUCK ASS

>>103164565
I give it a high 9

>male voice
bye

>tomas crush
it some niji male
she even stopped vedal from joking about them when he was on her stream

>>103164565
Vedmila agenda pushers are way better than Minidal or Vellie merchants, so 7/10

>>103164667
Hope he abuses her

>>103164667
that vanta guy?

>>103164698
cerber won btw

>>103164702
This

>>103164726
I genuinely forgot she existed

>>103164726
...the chance to succeed cuckqueanpb

>>103164565
offtopic threadshitting/10

>>103164565
7.5/10

>>103164746
mini is for bo, camila has a mutual brotherly relationship with vedal, and cerber is for vedal only

>>103164726
WHO?

Sex with Toma

>>103164809
Mini is Vedal slave, of he wishes, he can share.

the biggest reason why i don't think Vedal is gay is because this nigga unironically made a python (code) dick joke to Anny during their first pubg collab
Anny did not get it btw

I wish vedal got more drunk during drinking collabs

>>103164888
early on vedal sexpested anny more than she sexpested him newfags do not know this btw

>>103164886
Don't engage with the bo poster.

>>103164893
Yeah, shame he is a grown man, tall, generally massive, hard for a man his size to get badly drunk really

nothing will ever beat the rgb drunk stream with Vedal i am afraid

>>103164963
okay this is complete fucking cope

>>103165000
He used to get more drunk but he probably realized it was a bad idea to do on stream

>>103164963
https://files.catbox.moe/8a29qp.mp3

>>103165000
>generally massive
nga, we saw the cooking stream

>>103165006
It was very meh

>>103165061
vedal was straight before?? interesting

>>103165006
>we will never get rgb drunk kino ever again
Its OVER

>>103165061
>drops the sexpest act when he finds out that he can actually live of Neuro
nice

>>103165075
>Ellie first time drinking kino
>Cerber absolutely sloshed
>Mini constantly defending Vedal
>Vedal only person that was somewhat conscious
yeah it was pretty kino

>>103165006

>>nothing will ever beat the rgb drunk stream with Vedal i am afraid

>you shouldn't say that :3


https://files.catbox.moe/aibzg7.mp4

>>103161704
>Anny mentioned Vedal wasn't transparent about the model
wtf does this even mean

>>103165047
>he probably realized it was a bad idea to do on stream
the second eurotruck stream...

>>103165006
RGB drinking stream was back to back hype moments followed by cringe

>>103165237
Don't do that to the cerberfags, anon. They deal with enough as it is.

>>103165237
even this thread during that stream was peak

>>103165006
I liked the minecraft drunk stream more. I don't think anything is beating that for me.

>>103165299
I need to read it

>>103165237
not gay btw

>>103165237
what the hell is this im a cerberfag, why does every vtuber betray me??

>>103165246
emotional rollercoaster, absolute oscar worthy kino

>>103165237
CERBER GOT KEKED BY A FRENCH DUDE

>>103165242
kek
tried to fucking kiss Neuro while she tried to get away

>>103165237

>ellie I get so overwhelmed I wanted to call you :3

>nobody wants me to call and heavily breathe at you :3

>sometimes I can't tell if I want you to be my wife? or my dad :3

>i love u :3

>I want to interface with you :3

>>103165237
Cerber was clearly flirting there, too bad ellie is into french guys

>>103165237
Can we get a Cerber version of this drawing please >>103164117

do NOT revive dykeber posting

That green tortoise is gay

Cerber wants to eat some autistic pussy fr

>>103165482
juicy nurthighs

honestly good on cerber for shooting her shot

cerber might be in the top 5 neuroverse characters who have suffered the most

>>103165336
same actually i was not there

>>103165223
Drunk ellie was cute but thats it, the rest was all /swarm/ overhyping

>>103165640
she's definitely top 3 who deserve it

>>103165640
thats what she gets for being gay

>>103165639
ellie is actually a very interesting girl i would understand why a dyke would like to date her, poor cerber

>>103165237
It makes so much fucking sense to why Cerber is a Sanrio girl now

>>103165502
Yeah, for Filian.

>>103165237
Funniest thing is Cerber did this most of the time pushing everyone to the side to do it yet Ellie just wouldn't care or realize it. Ellie constantly enamored with Vedal, asking if she impressed him specifically, asking if he thinks she's cool, saying if she gets her job she could invite him, and calling him a nerd. It's a funny period of time where since Ellie was still new around Vedal she was very autistic over interacting with him

>>103165551

Oh Ellie, Do you like my my eclair? :3 :3

>I bet if you tried it, it would be tasty :3

vedal looked a bit mad there i wonder why when cerber kept flirting with her

>>103165658
This

>>103165237
holy fuck Vedal trying to save Cerber from a doccy

>>103165719
pure cringe kino indeed, ellie had a ''hyperfocus'' on vedal at that time

nice neuro thread

>>103165502
you fucking wish
>>103165061

>>103165719
too bad he's not french

>>103165658
True

>>103165733
>only won that isn't completely drunk
>Cerber literally asked for ass pics from Ellie at one pint
i just think he was saving her from the doccy

>>103165237
I honestly forgot how much of a major sexpest Cerber was here.

>>103165640
>>103165658
where does each person end up in the chart?

>>103165867
yeah that makes sense cerber does not work while drunk jesus, dyke moment

>>103165789
pussy was so bad it turned him gay

>>103165237
Cerber was just high on yurislopping here due to being an idolslopper, happens all the time in hololive.

>>103165783
thanks!

>>103165814
If he was French, we would have gotten a doccy already. It's for the best he's british

https://youtu.be/rdYNpyThAsw

good times

>>103165974
Huge cope

>>103165996
this nigga is not gay

>>103165974
>>103166000
holy moly how fucking stupid are you, cerberfags in denial

>>103165237
The after party on discord was crazy

Cerber is such a darling. Respect that she's gay.

>>103166000
Do you honestly believe Kiara is gay, cause that bitchs entire character is yuribaiting cause shes the holo en most dedicated to idolshit until the dogs came

>>103165887
Neuro suffers the most due to Vedal's laziness

>>103165974
okay this is fucking cope
i get the usual tehehe yuri pandering but she was asking for ass pics and straight up confessing
also she has never tried anything like that again

>>103166087
sure dude but cerber never did that again, she only did that WITH ELLIE, that is not even yuri baiting thats just straight up sexpest behaviour

>>103162273
>>103162299
I'm still waiting for that asmr clip guys

>>103166053
i missed that because i had to sleep
did anything interesting even happen?

>>103165789
ok as funny as it is to use that out of context audio clip as evidence of vedal being straight, I should probably post the context

https://youtu.be/QdJzNsK_q6k&t=4824s
>NaM walked up to anny and gave her clothes
>anny's character ends up looking like a complete femboy
>vedal starts being flirty towards that character model

VTuber viewers are so gullible

I do feel bad for cerber though. Ellie isn't bi she's just dumb

>>103165974
Anon lmao, she was straight up trying to get bald clam pics.

>>103166192
yeah ellie was sort of flirting with vedal in that stream

>>103166253
I wonder if Mini told her after that stream that Vedal is her ball

Season 2 newfaggots in my /swarm/

what's the point of this conversation?

Ellie's getting railed by a frenchie already

>>103165237
We are not here to talk about that green Tortoise failed sex life, it either post neuro or self exile

>>103166308
to kill off cerberfags, as a cerberfag, this ruined my day i will stop posting about her and vedal now (i really didnt know about this)

>>103166163
nvm this nigga might be gay

>>103166192
I don't, you sexpest on live stream especially when have a two other friends there that you push to the side and make uncomfortable to do it, you deserve that

>>103166308
proving one and for all that cerberfags lost.

If this will kill the Cerbertards, then by all mean continue

>>103166151
Cerber and Mini did karaoke with their simps, Vedal showed up, said tequila and left

>>103166163
classic vedal, he tried to kiss neuro back in the day though hes not gay, at the worst case scenario hes a pedophile

>>103166345
dumbass, are you the minifag that switched to cerber when people told you she was a whore a couple days ago?

cerber x femanon sweaty 69ing

>>103166426
i was never a minifag, i dislike her. just mostly a newfag.

>>103166426
why would minifags switch? It's been nothing but green nuke after green nuke for minibros

>>103166308
>Ellie's getting railed by a frenchie already
actually that's just a ruse since she is actually talking about Vedal the entire time
i even if it isn't long distance relationships with a language barrier never work out especially with autistic women
i m NOT a coping Vellie fag btw

>>103166308
Ellie can always lose out on a guy and gain a interest in Vedal again but Cerber posters will never get even close to such a fallacy. It makes me smile knowing that

>>103166308
we are laughing at cerber

>>103166499
>>103166518
need I remind you that Vedal is most likely gay.

I miss cerberfags...

>>103166560
Nah, that nigga is pedophile keep up

>>103166583
sorry, i just stopped being one like 10 minutes ago

>>103166560
gay baiting is super normal around females

>>103166308
The point is cerber is gay. The end.

>>103166600
same thing

>>103166469
Then lurk more and post less

poor cerby

>>103166600
Mini having a small child-like body doesn't make Vedal a pedo.

>>103166688
i dont post often dont worry

>>103166600
*loving father

Vedalcore

https://youtu.be/3Z1yKPrEB4o?si=AqxvmzqCSfy3XDqI

>>103166797
>black youtuber
funny nigga though i know him

>>103166656
>gay baiting
It's not even that. Heterosexual women doing things like kissing and having sex is normal. It'd be normal for men to do the same if they weren't so worried about their masculinity

>>103166797
vedal is mynygga

Looping the rgb drinking stream is a new low

>>103166856
Toma get your broke ahhh out my /swarm/

>>103166797
kek

>Swiika watching Mini
Cute Couple

weird way to say
>nooo stop spreading the truth that cerber is a dyke for newfags my headcanon is in shambles

Rprbros...we lost...

newfags don't know that camila is the epstein of vrubing

>>103167195
The only cope I can see for Cerdal is that she was actually just dyking out because she was drunk and vedal really had to try and save her from getting cancelled
There is also the fact that Vedal watches alot of Cerber but that isn't really solid evidence

The only real lesbian in the neuroverse is Koko anyway. The rest are straight to lebisex that wont ever actually eat pussy.

>>103167188
He's done with Filian for good? Many such cases...

>>103167359
dont ask camila what she was doing early on in her career

nice neuro discussion retards

>>103167484
gonna cry? :/

>>103167359
Please don't subject them to the nudes.

>>103167484
neuro and evil are fake fags too

>>103167531
Yes

>>103167416
koko is a man though

newfags don't know that filian raped vedal when he was 12

newfags don't know that the 2020 Dodge Charger is a four door

>>103167359
why does vedal only talk to these sexpests vtubers

>>103167704
Stockholm syndrome

>>103168023
cute couple

sweaty nurpits

If read all the "vedal is gay" posts with the original definition of being happy it makes this whole tread 10x better

>>103168023
Cute dyke

>>103168171
The good ending.

Even if you let me go...
i'll stay

>>103161604 (OP)
Those aren't the only cheeks Evil munches

Neuro hours

nurbread
>>103169273

clun~