Thread 103169892

This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: NOBODY PANIC! NOBODY PANIC! LUMI WILL BE BACK SATURDAY! NOBODY PANIC!!!
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1952269207233847805/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

summer fridays winding down. lets all go to montauk
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Previous Thread:>>103093334

where the fuck is she

Isle of lumi

>>103170056
she hates us. she would rather go on a nippon banzai flight to japan and back than just hang out with us. she's obviously moved on from us

>>103169831
"stalker" dude just tested the waters and gave up when she was not interested.

if I found her I would never stop loving her. never before and never again will you catch me reduced to such an outright simp until I have my own babies to hold.

>>103170285
she seems like a good kid, i'd give her some leftovers.

>>103170266
Im more interested in the asian manlet incient that >>103170046 talked about. Is that why shes only interested in whites?

>>103169753
I do think it's weird that Shiina referred to her as a "specimen" but no one else has really said that about her but you'll hear half of the girls doing meet-ups get called "sooo pretty" in those streams they do after cons.
Yes I know that girls say that stuff to their friends who don't deserve it all the time but that's irrelevant.

Considering that Starbro is not ashamed of hanging out with Lumi in public, and Lumi described him as a 10/10 chad thundercock. It’s safe to assume that Lumi is a cutie

>>103171791
my mommy and older sister also thinks I'm very handsome

>>103172402
Do they lust after you and proudly proclaimed you a virgin in front of others.

Do we still love Jelly here?

>>103174135
Unless you want to end up in Lumi’s spreadsheet of traitors, no.

>You will never be bullied by Lumi as a fellow schoolmate
Why does God hate us?

>>103171353
You can't trust women complimenting there friends. Most of them only do it for Compliments in return. Every girl isn't a 9/10

>>103171353
Women compliment other women on their style/makeup the way guys compliment other men on their beards/gains. It has very little to do with actual preferences and aesthetic qualities

>>103174887
If Lumi was my bully I would go out of my way to make myself a target

>>103174552
I thought Lumi likes all the invaders? I know the wife thing is a bit at least
>>103170056
I miss her

dirty smelly garbage dump sex

Possible Lumi on stream today?

>>103174887
>>103179736
if lumi was MY bully, i probably wouldn't go to school.

i dont like being bullied.

>>103182282
What about instead of bullying, she chose you as her personal igor? Manipulating you into doing menial tasks and copying answers for her
sounds like a good life

>>103182625
nah, i'm a friendly individual as it is, but i'm not a butler for charity.
unless i'm being paid lumi will be the one doing her own work.

Cock-shocking Lumi.

>>103182719
Lumi could get me to do things no one else can

>>103182843
you just lack convictions
lumi couldn't get me to do things others can.

not because i hate lumi, but because a wife shouldn't give commands to her husbandt

>>103174887
honestly I would be bullying her in high school but that makes it even worse

>>103182742
Shock-cocking lumi

>>103174887
damn she really does have a chokable neck

Does she ever do veibae impressions anymore

>>103183644
clip?

>>103183644
Every stream is a veibae impression

>>103183413
so slender, and a nice bridge between head and shoulders

>>103183973
right? it accomodates anything from two handed murder to a one handed friendly reminder

I will be watching Oli and Cerber while she's gone. If I don't come back they have stolen my heart.

>>103183339
A sugar baby isnt going to be surprised by your cock

>>103185159
I really like Oli but she doesn't scratch the same itch Lumi does, also she jokes about castration a little too much to make it just a joke

>>103185160
english reps
>>103185159
this will be noted in the tard book of grudges
>>103185370
she does? that's a weird fetish man. I dont see a lot of miia but she keeps telling her chat to do gay stuff when I do see her. I prefer lumi's foot and armpit fetishes. they're weird as hell but comparatively wholesome

>>103185370
I love Oli's yapping but not a big fan of react content. I wish she played those old games more. Also she gives me kisses when I say hi.

>>103183733
https://implying.fun/video/vtl/2021-10-03/?t=2:04:10.0

>>103183644
Not since April 1st of 2+ years ago
Everyone forgot about vei until she broke her NDA to shit on VShojo

https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1953140339742785790
Lol worthless lazy whore.

>>103185835
i could tell that was lumi, but she did sound like vei a little, then again, a lot of vtubers sound alike, a schizo would think that they're all being voice by a handful of females.

>>103185951
>lazy
*lemon

>>103186076
No she is lazy.

>>103185951
how could she do this to us

>>103185951
probably for the best

>>103186179
>the beating will continue until morale improves
nah, she just doesn't want to sell coffee.

>>103186376
So she is lazy.

Lots of good art being reposted on her twitter today

can't be honest about coffee company without risk of causing actual pain

lumi getting her filthy hand acids on the ancient ruins. why is she always like this?

>>103186469
no, she said she's a good hard worker.
and she's a thief, not a liar.

>>103186956
ngl, lumi is pretty cute with her posts, her racoon/fatigued look is pretty endearing 10/10 would put in a cage and give rabies vaccine.

>>103186962
in retrospect, she should have gone with lolumi for this one. she was going for crazy and nailed it. the second someome made it about a post-apocalyptic baby lumi, it was lolumi. only with none of the lumi baggage and just the protect impulse

>>103186962
Sounds like something a lazy retarded whore would say, so I say again she is lazy. Also it took her 20 years before she got back into workout Wednesdays thats laziness.

>>103187063
some groomer must have given her brain worms about coomer shit. she got all weird about it. This industry is so fucking weird, everyone is up to something

>>103187098
SHE IS JUST LAZY. Coomers already did that she knows how to work around it she used to play clowncore.

>>103187063
>Also it took her 20 years
isn't she like 23 years old?
you have some odd standards to judge the lemon.

workout wednesday?
that's just wierd, she's already skinny, she needs inflation tuesday if anything.

>>103187129
lumi isnt lazy, that is just empirically false. she's always known how to work around coomers but the bitch is criminally fickle and easily gaslit.
unless it is one of her hard wired red lines, if there is an ounce of doubt, her opinion is just a function of who she spoke to recently with some variable for trust and respect levels.
>clowncore
what is?

>>103187243
I'm clearly exaggerating the time it was a year retard, jesus christ you're autistic sunbr0.
>>103187268
>clowncore
>what is?
Its always a fucking newfag, this is how I know I am in the right to declare she is lazy. You would know if you watched streams, specifically the ones where she put effort.

>>103187392
>you're autistic sunbr0
why am i sunbr0?

>>103187392
oh shit well spotted

lumi has pointy nipples that she is insecure about

>>103187656
Ooof those extra thick ones that always poke out 5cm? Its so over.

>>103187656
>pointy nipples
not hotdog nipples?

>>103187716
>5cm
I dont know what this bizzare script you are using is supposed to mean
>>103187737
nah you can just see them through her shirt unless she has a robust bra on or tapes em down. she thinks we should have a free the nipple world. she's right, she shouldnt have to care, but the world just isnt ready for pointy nipped lumi's buying cheese

>>103187656
Lumi's nipples capable of cutting glass...

>>103187869
i see
so no sausage nipple streaks from her putting her breasts on my window

that's dissapointing, i wanted to milk her like a cow too.
i'm in for a rough week with this info.

>>103185835
She was supposed to be doing Vei there? Sounded like a Nyanners impression

>>103188507
She did more vei during the mc stream with pippa years back and a few times in her own streams early on too

post the count down clip. the way she said one was something.

lumi. anal. y/n?

>>103189612
she gets horny enough to want to try it but forgets in her coom horny crazed mind her butthole is just too tight and she can only handle just the tip for a moments

does lumi have a physical sex drive or is it all mental?

>>103190426
no she doesn't have physical sex drive

>>103190575
how does that work?

>>103190426
yes
>>103190575
liar

>>103190707
I will make it my ambition to help Lumi discover her dominant side

>>103190707
>2022
maybe then but not now

>>103191295
How has she changed since then?

>>103191486
Became more Christian and more conservative

>>103191518
Lumi should just join the convent already

>>103191005
doesnt exist. she can take it because she likes it. the most you could hope for is breaking you in at the behest of someone she really loves.
she doesnt have the thick skin she seems to have. she's really easy to hurt if you arent careful. she is at her most difficult when she is showing off and percieves your taking a moment to calibrate and avoid a close fisted response as weakness. then she shows off even more and you are left either with the close fist or refusing to give her attention.

>>103191539
Her mother tried. She resisted her Lord’s message

>>103191617
I was mostly joking, I wouldn't try to change her and I know there's a reason why she's submissive
but I think she would make a good dom if she wanted to. There is different types of doms, I feel like Lumi would be somewhere in-between the tease/denial kind and the gentle kind, while adding in her own bit of playfulness and clumsiness to make it fun, not so much the whips and chains kind or anything like that.

>>103191785
someone should have clipped the cute lumi noises she made after she took the clothing from her unconscious slaves on the med table

>>103191912
I don't remember that but now that you mention it is very cute how she treats her slaves

>Lumi is 23
>Starbro is somehow 10 years younger than her
>She also changed Starbro’s diaper, showered/bathed him, took him to daycare and after school activities, and took an overall motherly role with him
Why are her parents deadbeats?

>>103169892 (OP)
Fyren's cocksleeve...

>>103169892 (OP)
Fixed it for you guys

>>103192251
>Lumi is 23
kek good one

>>103193106
She said so herself.

>>103192916
now it says just luck?

>>103192916
based

>>103193193
And?

>>103193447
She wouldn’t lie to us.

>>103193457
>

>>103193457
Lumi lied to me when she said she didn't love me.

Watching the april fool's stream from last year, it's very funny so far
she really can sing anything

>>103193695
right? glad you are enjoying it.

>>103193621
She doesn't love you

>>103174135
>Jelly
Lying whore who jumps from bf to bf. Just like Lumi.
>>103194664

>>103192251
Lumi is 29 and her birthday is in late October

>>103195744
>Lumi is 29 and her birthday is in late October
this makes more sense.
she does give off the "eggs are about to expire" feel.
no wonder she's down in the dumbs

it all makes sense now.

>>103195744
>Just like Lumi.
>WHY DOESN'T SHE LOVE ME, BROS?
>WHY DID SHE LEAVE ME?? T_T
ah vibes

>>103196244
she told us her real birthday many times

something bad happened. lumi's voice used to kill my hard ons. now it does the oppposite. please explain

>>103185160
Is she actually a sugar baby? Funny to think about. I only found lumi recently so I'm basically a tourist here.

>>103195661
true for that anon but I think she may love me

>>103196244
Lumi still has a good 10 years on her eggs, she need not worry so much
>>103196514
no thats a good thing, it means you're straight

>>103195744
Finally an anon who knows. Do you think she is still married?

>>103187098
Is pupi one of the coomer groomers?

>>103197687
hes JOing to her feet picks every other 30 minutes I don't know anon you tell us

>>103196782
all the stories she told about her sugarbaby roommate were actually about herself.

>>103197562
10 years goes by so quickly though.

>>103197687
no. he's nice and honest. no bad intentions there.

I need to frantically clean before hopping on to an unexpectd flight. vod for energy?

>>103197687
something about the way Lumi treats him makes me think she is the groomer in this case

>>103198928
the Hotline Miami stream is pretty high energy
why not just clean when you get back?

>>103197677
I didn't find any records of her getting married. Only found 2 ex boyfriends

>>103199071
How recent? (Last 4 years?) I had a hunch shes divorced but couldn't confirm it.

>>103195661
She loves me

Lumi is still a child mentally

>>103201543
she does have mommy issues

>>103199048
cheers bud! normally I'm an edm cleaner but after seeing that bleak noombers report I figure I may as well roll with the tardwife vibes
it feels dirty. like psychologically. you're completely correct for a sane person, I'm just weird. especially cause I'm not always in this apartment and I dont trust non-referred mexicans.

>>103199048
cheers bud! normally I'm an edm cleaner but after seeing that bleak noombers report I figure I may as well roll with the tardwife vibes
it feels dirty. like psychologically. especially cause I'm not always in this apartment and I dont trust non-referred mexicans.you're completely correct for a sane person, I'm just weird.

>>103201543
yeah, mine

the duality of the tard

>>103199596
Dunno about divorced. No records of that. Her last boyfriend was quite a long term one and looks like they broke up recently.

>>103198951
The way she reacts to everyone of his drawing makes me think there's something else going on. Like that she wants the free art or wants to date him

>>103203008
is this well intentioned or cuck posting? I want to know if I should get on one knee for this explanation or just slap you like a little bitch

>>103203008
I think she just wants the free art

>>103202705
Marten has no idea how lucky he has it

>>103204490
she has no idea how lucky she is

>>103203129
Pupi calm down

>>103204778
well intentioned it is.
you see son, *drops down to one knee* when a woman says "awww" to a man, it damn well better be because she just found out he spends his weekend volunteering as a big brother to foster kids, or how he spends twenty minutes each week talking to his mom after church when he lays her favorite flowers on her grave, or some other beautiful shit that that requires any onlooker that isn't a deranged faggot to avert their gaze for a moment. do you understand?

>>103205293
Where does delusional obsessing over an anime girl you don't know fit into that, Dad?

>>103205415
entertainment son. one day you'll work long and hard enough to achieve something. then you'll find that every achievement just means more work. changing people's live's (sometimes for the wotse) starts to make you distant from life. time of course is a real bitch. drinking and whoring start to take more out then they put back in.
so you find comfort where it presents itself. if you can have fun while giving someone else something to work with and they can do the same, you enjoy it.
the alternative is seething. that's not a good look for yourself, God, or anyone around you

>still hasn't given us a germany hoi4 run
why live

lolumi owes me a tentative bashful handjob

>>103206593
respect

>Starbro has a spreadsheet for all the women who try to hit on him
>Lumi has a spreadsheet for all the chatters who are betraying her
Weird how they’re all alike despite the age difference

>>103208570
Kind of sad to see Lumi corrupt her own brother to be a mini-me of herself. Talk about narcissistic

As we speak, a whole studio of angry girls is screaming "again!" and taking turns beating lumi for being as physically awkward as she is socially.

>>103205838
Enough roleplay everyone knows you won't reproduce

>>103205838
Deluding yourself for entertainment and comfort is such a onions take I can hear God himself cringing together all the atoms of the universe

>>103210297
>>103210343
I pity you.

>>103205838
I don't know anon >>103203008 kinda has a point. It seems that they are closer than just Twitter artist and streamer. They definitely DM each other

>>103210389
Why?

>>103209867
Lumi is better than most of the phase girls at socializing. She just has a low social battery

>>103205838
Pupi stop crashing out and get back to drawning your shitty art

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

>>103214568
>23
23 backwards is 32, she's a hag

>>103210750
When will you learn if you clip or draw you can groom anyone you want. They all get in contact with the streamer. Lumi, Jelly all of them it doesnt matter. Why do you think eight schizod so hard?

>>103214568
it's easy to forget that hag used to be an insult

Lumi makes such a good wizard

>>103217122
She team up with the Grand [fire] Wizzard Ember.

>>103217593
it would be fun to see her play it with the invaders

>>103210389
Thanks but keep it for yourself, you're the ones who needs it.

>>103217122
>Sorry can't woman do
Id be confused too honestly

>>103220860
poor Lumi never has things go her way

Lumi on her alt

https://www.twitch.tv/lucypyre

>>103221794
might as well watch this

This time slot truly is cursed. Been putting in overtime lately so i miss clio and there's just nothing? I guess?

>>103222287
not much to talk about right now when she's not streaming unfortunately
I miss her

>>103206429
do you think she will at some point? Would be kino, but I wouldn't be surprised if she didn.t.

I miss lumi

>>103223873
the last time she tried to support the nationalists in Spain (while playing as fucking Stalin of all people) she got gaslit by commie schizo or similar into cucking out. "But lumi they're the bad guys" was all it took. to be fair to her, she seemed a little terrified the whole time. I now like her enough to not simply call her a pathetic retard.
Instead, we should call her a pathetic retard for not thinking properly (gasp) about how to go about doing it. If we want to put on our fun hats, the only way to pull it off is to confuse the shit out of antis. guerilla warfare works in more than just spain. once a month she could randomly be like "it's 2am, can't sleep, make the most of it." or the sneaky Americans only 9pm streams. It's all doable there just needs to be some modicum of thought. it's not like there isnt an army of autists excitedly ready to teach her how the fuck logistics works. we can learn together. it would be fun

>>103224363
I don't know if Lumi has enough energy to stream outside of her normal hours more often, but if she did it might be a good time to play something like that. She could still play it during normal hours if she was tactful about it but that might be too much to ask
other vtubers have done Germany streams and it was fine, most people are fine with it it's just a few people

>>103224866
the very first mass effect stream sucked cause she clearly hated it and we got none of the patented retard enthusiasm that makes her endearing. paradox games are autism games for n00bs but realistic narrative games for everyone else. there's no point in trying if she can't be real with it. I'd only recommend HOI during a normal stream to fuck with her head. the rationale move is to present it in the most retard proofed format possible.
it's a little different with tardwife and the gumis. power level sperg outs from chat are a real possibility. tardwife likes playing along when people are subtle. the difference here is that the sunbro tier comment from some autist won't just kill the fun back and forth, it could spark a whole twitter thing. Irrelevant or not, I'll be damned if I advocate for something that gets someone cancelled. best to choose caution

there are some benefits to being in the "chud" company. a certain level of reactionary behavior is expected by the wider vtuber community. the girls should stop walking on eggshells and take advantage of this when required. fucking panko turns the racism dial to 11 every few months and there is no widespread reaction, because that's the expectation

>>103225999
yikes probably shouldn't use esther.exe or inverse again

>>103214675
>29

>>103225999
Beautiful cover, white woman spanish is very soothing on the ears.
>>103225366
true, she does seem to have a talent for making a big deal out of things, whether it's her own doing or not
the mass effect streams were kind of hard to watch in general because she clearly wasn't into it

there are some faggots who really hate lumi. class exposure psychosis is a real thing. realizing that there are people out there who have what they have because they are substantially better in every metric isnt easy. nor is it anything someone who is substanively superior would want to brag about. that creates this very unfortunate chain reaction that can only be ammeliorated by proving yourself to be a benevolent presence who just cant help but to talk the way they do.
imagine for a moment making a comfortable high 200k low 300k salary a year at the age of 29. but imagine you are sad for a variety of reasons. covid hits, you remember you always wanted to be something, you casually breeze through a school that holds you back, not because of comprehension, but because you couldnt be fucked to show up. then you found something that made you giggle again like a retard.
you insert yourself into their vtuber community. at first you ignore the others, then you somehow become known amongst the others. then somehow everything is collapsing around you and your good nature compels you to not let anyone you have had a friendly exchange with get hit by debris.
this whole time, you are just reacting, there was no diabolical plan. you are just capable of treating boulders like pebbles. you do so ro preserve?
what's the response? rabid schizophrenia. that's lumi's story. it's more common than you may think.



npcs will take issue with this summary but also cant be allowed to shit up a thread with their schizo posting. I know who I am replying to. I'm sorry I was weak and stupid enough to reply and force you guys to have to read through that. please accept my apology. you fucks have kept what was supposed to be a simple take over and turned it into something wholesome. cheers boys.

I just want Lumi to be happy

>>103227793
I don't

I just want Lumi to post a tasteful picture of her cleavage

>>103227793
She will only be happy in my arms

>>103227793
that's the theme. whenever you see a lost peer you throw them on the back of your horse.

>>103227793
Fyren already makes her happy. Feel free to donate condom money

>>103169892 (OP)
Now if only her actual model was as cute as this huh.

>>103227990
one day

Imagine these hands edging you for hours

>>103229324
fuck now im horny

>>103229324
No wonder she took a break from handcams

>>103230029
that and also they stress her out too much

>>103229324
Imaging hitting them with a ruler

>>103174887
The girl who bullied me from 1st grade to 12th got married right before covid happened because I was wondering what happened to my old classmates and she had it on her facebook.

I remember she somehow knew my address even though I didn't even know her name for a long time. I don't think she had a crush on me but I always thought it was weird people always seem to know who I am when I never even looked their way before, and then they randomly pick fights with me.

>>103230474
her hands are quite delicate aren't they
>>103230844
the eye bags are very appealing
>>103230921
>1st grade to 12th
she wanted to fuck you

>>103230921
>>103231395 (me)
that was a little lewd but what i meant was that 12 years is a long time to obsess over someone like that

>no tweets
I am parasocial and need more than this

>>103232159
parasocial for a taken woman. you need to do better

>>103226410
>92
she's a granny

>>103230844
>racoon eyes
it is cute, reminds me of my sisters kids when they were little

>>103229324
>grainy hj's
ewe

>>103231395
she looks like she needs more water, her hands look too skinny

>>103232692
gilf pussy let's goooooo

>>103232755
Why do your sisters babies have bags under their eyes.

>>103226410
>>103214675
She was born in 1997 she's only 28.

I wonder what Lumi is thinking about right now

>>103214568
>melody
The funniest thing to me is she started streaming in 2018 or something. She wasn't a hag then, she was 24. So much time passed, all these millennial chicks went from "young little whore firecracker" to "melody committed massive amounts of fraud with her manager when they stole millions from vshojo".

>>103232794
yeah, let's go with water

>>103232831
>Why do your sisters babies have bags under their eyes.
they weren't dark bags, they just had bigger eyes and when they did stay up late the bottom of their eyes would look like that.
they usually stayed up late when we'd visit them, since they wanted to stay up and play vidya or watch movies/cartoons together.

since we'd visit for a few weeks, their sleep schedule would end up messed up from staying up late with us.
fun times, i miss those little demons

>>103232831
Lumi is 2 billion and 23 years old

>>103232831
1997-0002

>>103234512
Personally I think lumi was born in 2000.

>>103235247
why do you think that?

>>103232857
She’s thinking of Starbro

>deleted posts
I don't know what you said but rip anon

>>103238687
She unironically might be, in a platonic non incestuous way
she had just seen him recently, and always seems to get reflective after seeing her family

>>103238761
They doubted Lumi’s purity

>>103239677
but the mods are antis

>>103239677
what fucking purity? She is used goods

>>103240326
She’s as pure as the archangel Gabriel. An angel known for her honesty and beauty

>>103240478
great joke

>>103240326
nothing is more pure than her passion and enthusiasm

>>103241175
Probably the only thing tho :/

>trying to watch tv
>see little girl crying for her mom
>start crying
bros I am getting baby crazy. I dont get why or how. that filthy lumi creature. anything baby makes me lose my shit. what's wrong with me?
Isle of lumi for relevance or something

>>103241222
are you a girl?

>>103241222
she has a similar effect on me when it comes to family matters, ever since I started watching her it started to hurt

>>103241222
no. I'm just a guy. it wasn't really a lumi related comment ngl

our goddess

>>103242588
Perfection

>>103242588
>goddess
are you brown
idol worship is a brown people trait, you must be brown

>>103238855
>She unironically might be, in a platonic non incestuous way
Anon, I'm not an incestfag, and I despise them as much as the other gumis, but when you say it like that, it means Lumi views Starbro in an incestuous way and is in denial about it

>>103245991
lumi is disappointed in you

>>103246164
the correct term is familial, not platonic. By saying Platonic, you're implying she doesn't see Starbro as family. Which is a red flaf

>>103246220
lumi is familial in you....

>>103247947
God, why is this woman so beautiful?

>>103247947
Why is she tempting us?

>Starbro is fucking all of the phase connect talents right now
How does he do it?

>>103247947
She is crying because she misses us
>>103248664
she really is

lazy cuddling and falling asleep with Lumi

>>103252448
Lumi cried herself to sleep last night.
t. Knower

I wanna date Lumi just so I can ragebait her to crash out
>"Karl Marx was not ground breaking, he was a communist hack yapper"

>>103253262
poor girl
>>103254266
It would backfire on you, it would drive her to commit domestic abuse

Do we know what Lumi is recording for? Is it another upcoming show?

>>103255626
Its a joi for me

I should start collecting lumi images

>>103255860
nice

>>103253262
this is fake and gay but why? was she just wimpering from being overstimulated and worked out, or did something bad happen?

>>103256551
I'm not erping with you. Calm your autism.

>>103257155
this is the single gayest thing I have ever read in the history of /lemon/. Leave and do not return

You think Lumi uses her fingers, dildo or a vibrator whe she has a wank?

>>103257268
if you had fingers like hers, would you waste them? I know it isn't true, but I would like to believe she has a certain stuffed bear.

>>103242588
ewww bad take pupi, do not christify the lemon woman
>>103245060
cant deny genetics

>>103257268
Lumi seems like a vibrator kind of a girl
fingers are too messy, and dildos require too much effort

>>103257645
fair point. she is a turbobottom. she can't pretend an angry drunken chatter kicked down her door and tied her to the radiator for some fun if she has to do the work. she probably wants to be used and objects don't get to touch themselves

>>103257608
she reminds me of the mom from kill la kill in that picture

>>103257779
what kind of vibrator would she use?

>>103258921
I'm not a woman so fuck if I know, but I know from freud that only whores prefer clit orgasms to vaginal. so she would probably be proper about it.
I am more interested in how she chooses which chatter to think of

>>103260258
Send her a dono next stream and ask sunbr0 just man up you're already manly as fuck she'll definitely answer you honestly.

wtf I miss Lumi somehow

>>103260523
I don't

>>103260523
only 21 more hours

>>103260523
We do as well.

>>103260523
she killed one of my friends on monday and broke chance on wednesday. been completely shit faced all week. still miss her too.

just watched the part in her pumpkin carving vod where Lumi said one of her goals as a vtuber was to help chat rediscover an element of fun and wonder, is that still a goal of hers? She is successful if that's the case. very sweet either way
>>103262451
tomorrow will be better

>>103260523
Without her to hate I don't have a purpose..she completes me.

>>103263580
I don't hate her but she completes me all the same

I really hope she streams tomorrow, it's getting real bad

>>103265080
I expect a 9 hour stream. naked. lots of baby talk.

Wait she's back tomorrow already. Did some overtime, spent some time with my family, battled some fields, and the week just flew by.

I think anon might have been right about lumi being sad. she hasnt posted anything on twitter.
too bad that one projecting faggot hasn't killed himself yet.

>>103266185
it's possible she is sad, she is likely busy and tired as well though

>>103265770
it feels like it's been countless eons

What did she mean by this?

shes tweeting again huh
won't win me back, that was too long of a silence

>>103268208
She’s a cuckquean. Which actually explains why she was so adamant in knowing if Starbro lost his virginity in highschool

>>103268208
exhibitionist?

>>103268479
anthropologist.

>>103268208
she's reading the thread. this one has been way sloppier than usual so she probably thinks we are losing our shit instead of drunk and sad about people dying

Personally, I have been losing my shit as well as being drunk
She very well could be reading the thread though

>>103269180
she loves her boobs

>>103269246
she is also at the airport people watching if I had to make a serious guess

>>103262855
that was a stand out vod wasnt it? I was a little butt hurt she didnt do one last year (not that those schizo streams werent great).
I honestly dont think lumi really knows what she is doing right now other than maybe trying to groom a husband.

>>103269908
This is the most likely case, either that or she's killing time in a mall or something

>>103270402
it was a great vod
I can see the difference going back and watching some older vods, she seemed to have more ideas back then
but she still gets creative sometimes

Wanna pin Lumi's legs back and just.lick her asshole

>>103269246
if she is....LUMI MARRY ME!!!

>>103271822
Lemon pepper chicken

>>103271822
huh. you know to be fair, I think eating pussy is submissive bottom shit. never done it, probably never will. I might consider giving it a try with lumi. as long as she is an innie and does the lolumi voice. age play is for pedophiles but age regression is just another fun form of marking what's yours.

>>103270841
she is much more fun when she is happy or recently broken. that was a happy stream.

>>103268208
Probably just talking about her dancing

https://youtu.be/58qkyUkb6RY?si=sZFtvxI0JJFlJ_Ae

Lumi owes us more opera. I cried a little bit. not ashamed to admit it

>>103273762
very fitting, Lumi makes me feel like the phantom
She will never be mine and yet I love her all the same

>>103274986
I think it is basically her whole objective as a vtuber summarized in a song. she really does love us

Why can't Lumi move her hips

>>103276368
tism
shes unironically probably needs a couple of drinks to loosen her prude tism limiters

>>103276368
>>103276413
despite her natural talent, the way she sings and dances makes it seem like she is holding something back and/or trying too hard
when she lets loose is when she is best

>>103276413
this. in the back of her head she can hear me mocking her for being so god damned cringe. I unironically respect lumi. she sings like an angel, has perfect timing for giving you shit (only done it to me twice, both times within 24 hours of me finding out a relative/friend unexpectedly died; cant even stay mad, well fucking played ngl), makes me baby crazy, and generally makes the world a brighter place for being in it.
but holy shit the idol dancing shit is so cringe I fucking cant. some part of her fucking knows it too. that part of her must be such an exquisite brain worm

https://youtu.be/FPqM7ed6Rr4?si=kgmbrqSlJD_TLDEB

#NotAllBeaners

>>103279531
cute

Lumi will be my Lucretia

>>103281987
And to think, Starbro wants to corrupt her.

>>103281987
I really do enjoy how some of you fuckers are way smarter than one would expect. also, please do not rape lumi into suicide, that would make me very sad

>>103282239
Starbro has nothing to do with it in this case, it was a selfish post
>>103279531
she's so awkward, but she probably doesn't even have to try to be sexy

>>103282588
not smart I only know about it because of the Sisters of Mercy

>>103282658
she's at her best when she's just obliviously being her autistic self

>>103277338
she really is something else

>>103282702
you still get to keep the points

I have never once masturbated to lumi. Shes my madonna. But I've blown fat loads to menace.

I've oft wondered what a female "literally me" would be, and Lumi is the one. We're compltely fucked aren't we? The thing is; she still does not realize it. Or she is only beginning to.

>>103284512
wait a minute... Lumi *gulp* lost?

After that ichika x prince stream I realized how much this thread is infested with sadistic asian femanons.

>>103284561
wait what? also try to eliminate the word female from your vocab. I'm not hating, just a pro-tip. human women are women or if you are sexist like me, girls. female is for biology textbooks. you used a semicolon properly so you deserve the heads up

>>103268208
You go to a public place, like an airport, and you watch people walk past. You make some guesses about their inner lives based on their mannerisms (for her, probably clothes), etc.
It's pretty fun. I used to think everyone liked doing that.

>>103285888
I like doing it in super crowded areas where I have a little enclave from the chaos. like if I have a table with power and tip the waiter or whatever however much they need to not feel fucked by me lingering forever. you feel alone but also surrounded by people. it is a good feeling. I think it is how it would feel to be in a herd. some sort of oxytocin response

>>103284561
lumi should get a gun

>>103286234
I suspect she will. The shooting trip wasn't done purely on a whim

>>103286321
Im worried she wouldnt use it. I dont want her getting raped by some lunatic

I will home invade Lumi. I know she's really scared of this

>>103286525
She has her brother to protect her.

>>103286525
when I recognize Lumi's real voice in public I will act completely oblivious and then end our interaction with either
>see ya Lemon
>don't mention it Lemon
and then walk away laughing

>>103286562
I would just say
>see you in chyaaaaat later
her face would be priceless

>>103286375
Lumi is a sweetheart but she does have some steel in her. I think she could do it unlike her coworker

>>103285744
Black guys say females all the time and nobody minds

>>103286743
that's because everyone is pleasantly surprised when they can string two syllables together to form a word. low bar

>>103286562
I would just smile to myself and keep walking. dont be a creep.

shit baker anon is probably asleep

>>103287488
>dont be a creep.
mission impossible

>>103287572
I will die happy if the gumis finally learn that some types of anti-coomer are just as creepy as being an obnoxious coomer

>>103287599
i just want everyone to suffer, is that too much to ask?

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>>103287728
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>>103287733
I love you

>>103287691
she will find a way

>>103287803
i said make worse, not be based
this is not what i asked for

>>103287911
think of it this way, if she streams her schizos get triggered, if she doesnt we pretend not to be sad. either way she's fucking some one

>>103287982
>either way she's fucking some one
well...it aint me

>>103288007
she's going to marry a gumi

Lumi love