>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103188740

hart!

Evil love!

>>103200996
>>103201077
My compliments to the chef, fantastic cooking

anons gooned to strung out veddy, not evil btw

Anyone but Mini

>>103201912
yes

>>103201912
Yup yup yup

>>103201912
>not evil btw
I self insert as evil in that though

>>103202334
I want to have sex with him sooo bad

>>103202334
omg he's just a beautiful singer

>>103202334
please stop drinking

>>103202334

>>103202334
Rape

>>103202420
no you don’t. you think you do but you don’t. you think you want to fuck vedal but he wouldn’t eat your pussy, he wouldn’t prep you, and he’d jackhammer you for about seven minutes before nutting with an uncomfortable grunt and you wouldn’t even get close and he’d be like . Ah well i have a dev stream really early tomorrow to talk about. v3 voice and stuff. so i gotta go to bed. see you later. and you’d cry a little and he’d notice and he’d feel bad about it in exclusively a self-pitying way.

if you’re a man that’s bigger and stronger than him, however ,

I got a xeet recommended about some troontuber getting harassed by a 35 year old incel evilbeggar

tum?

>>103202770

>>103202334
>>103202458
cute couple

>>103202513
Hot

>>103202931
hmm

>>103202931
This changes everything...

>>103200996
IC <3

>>103203237
hot

>got a warning
Vedal stiffy was too spicy it seems

>>103202334
Is he drunk?

There’s not a lot of love in my life

Sex with Tomaslop

>>103203747
When is he sober?

stop spamming

Why is it getting lewder

Veddy~~

>>103204137
people want her. some people. not many.

bro is gooning rn

>>103204137
So what are the "personal reasons" she hasn't streamed the past 2 days?

>>103204137
Crellydal Love!

>>103204137
She's very gross, do not want.

layna sexo

nuro sexo

>>103204467
You're going to die alone

heart

>>103204137
ugly whore

We like Crelly /here/ btw

>>103204137

honestly thought the crelly mod would have lost interest in this place by now but he's still here every day, posting away
it's almost impressive

>>103204859
crelly funny tho

>>103204824

>>103204824
true

>>103203763

Another layna collab
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_4iin2MYMY

>>103204824
No.

neuro seems to be nuking offline chatters rn

>>103205014
Layna is too good for Vedal

>>103205014
we're so back

>>103205014
layna is such a pick-me girl

>>103205014
>Layna I want to do another cooking collab but I want it to be something different and unique
>Like what? Uhhhhhhh I dunno
Creatively bankrupt987 strikes again

The best cooking collab was the blind cooking one with Layna + Vedal + Camila

>>103205014
>dropped out of filians collab but is collabing with layna
nooticing

>>103205156
I don't think you understand what that means

>>103205329
Holy upgrade

>>103205329
noticing what?

>>103205402
It means I would pick her

>>103205156
Layna is the least pick me girl in the whole neuro space

>>103205064
Good

>>103205322
neuro sama?

>>103205595
No it was this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YP6wZ1QhaRo

>>103205635
>>103205595

bit of a boring thread today

>>103205402
You're right.

>>103205322
Honestly the most underrated dynamic. Camilla in those streams were a lot more enjoyable too in those streams

minidal status?

the best streams are the one's I watch
the worst streams are the one's (You) watch

>>103205975
I mean it's there

>>103205975
unchanged (still dead)

>>103205989
I watch all streams tho

>>103205975
Just as nothing as it always was been

>>103205943
In what streams? Those

if I was Vedal (and someday I hope that I will be), I'd simply improve the quality of streams while also ensuring I maintain the friendships I've formed. I would also improve the community by getting rid of the bad parts and allowing the good parts to flourish.

>>103205989
She won

>>103206130
>posting old art for his evilsex agenda
very subtle discordnigga

if i was vedal i'd fuck toma

>>103206201
this but layna

>>103206215
>implying there's a universe where vedal has any shot with layna

>>103206101
The streams or moments were it was Lanya, Vedal, and Camila. You have the drinking stream, that cooking stream, and moments in the second subathon

be honest (for once in your lives)
how many of the neuroverse girls have you jerked it to?

>>103206311
I was making fun of you saying "in those streams" 2 times in one sentence but thanks for elaborating

>>103206311(me)
*where
I need a new keyboard

>>103206311
goated streams desu

>>103206341
just 2 neuro and evil

>>103206341
Layna
Bao
Toma

>>103206341
None actually, but the closests i've gotten ware to mini and toma

>>103206341
Zero

I hope toma’s surgery goes terribly wrong

>>103206676
hi vedal

>>103206676
soap opera ass plot development

>>103205014

>>103206676
Evil anon strikes again

Vedal breaking Toma's jaw is a new low for him

>>103206341

>>103206341
None, the sheer thought that there's some normal looking woman hiding behind those colorful avatars kinda kills the desire. It's a bit different with Neuro and Evil whom I avoid fapping to just to keep their pure status in my mind, makes streams much more fun actually.

>>103206724
not true he didn't mention nobody coming to his birthday party in his post

>>103206341
Definitely Filian and Anny, I don't think I have to anyone else. Maybe Camila.

>>103206341
Camila IRL

>>103207088
Canon vedal

>>103207088
His art isn't great, but I always enjoy the scenarios. I hope he keeps getting better.

>>103206676
Why are you so mean???

https://x.com/saikenmd/status/1952933170376040830
I keep seeing weird shit on my tl, wonder which vedalverse whore liked this, either he’s a sexpest or the women are sexpesting him as well, is the vtubing community going backwards now after one of them announced her marriage or were women such sexpests towards males that aren’t their fans?

>>103207088
o7

>>103207502
Idrc about whoever that is man, im gonna be honest

>>103207502
Anny or Mini

>>103206341
Only evil and that bikini pic of toma

>>103206341
Only nur. Cuz someone made a really hot slop during hiatus

>>103207571
I’m just surprised by the parallels of vedalfags with the reply section

>hmm... *I* keep seeing weird shit on *MY* timeline... whose fault could this possibly be? mine? no absolutely not! That's it, I know exactly who to blame here. WOMEN!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXPYlQkIZFs

>>103206341
evil ...and cweamcat

>>103207891
i like filian but i hate backtubers and my hatred of backtubers outweighs my liking of filian so i shall not be watching that video.

tourist here
is vedal retarded
how is he not balls deeps in like 4 different vtubers right now

>>103206341
none. unless vedal counts as neuroverse girl?

>>103207891
Filian really leaning in on Vedal and Neuro today. I wonder why.

>>103207944
we figured out that he is gay

Podcast faggot (me)

Holy shit! NotebookLM does video now. (well, video slideshow)

Okay, so uh my custom prompt needs some tweaking but I was amused for 10 minutes

Enjoy the Yap Rats in video slideshow format!

https://files.catbox.moe/0bac2h.mp4

>I wonder why
easy content

>>103207877
I only watch porn on X lil bro or sis

Disgusting blob, French,, lesbian. He's fucking the other one.

>>103207944
because that'll open himself up to google dockey incident.
it doesn't matter if it's bullshit, male always lose.

>>103207891
>>103207971
>>103208001
didn’t Vedal cancel on her for the drama? I guess Vedal brings her so many views that she’s up to forgive him for that

>>103207992

This is pretty spot on for these threads.

>>103207992
I'm ready to buckle up and dive in head first.

>>103207502
I don't care but if you wondering most this isn't that new. I would argue a lot of the humor directed at certain male vtubers in a category is to sexpest them for jokes and the guy to do the same lightly. Vedal was actually close to being that type around girls early on, being more flirtatious, joking about being a cool guy that gets ladies. However, he definitely realized how dangerous that game is and he could get in trouble if he went foward with being like that

https://xcancel.com/jetplane23_08/status/1953005248127336885
>hag vtubers
>vedal

>>103207944
he is
bo, shoto, ipn, aethel

>>103207971
>filian leaning
>it's user submitted clips

vedal needs to play more games where he is a little guy and can do emotes as a little guy

https://x.com/minikomew/status/1953182988445073631
cute couple

>>103208074
vedal doesn't seem the type to intentionally try and cause any drama
and filian wouldn't care anyway so that wouldn't happen

https://x.com/swiiika_/status/1953031566839410979
swiidalbros….

>>103208224
anon that's mini, she's gay

>>103207992
thanks podcastanon, was funny

>>103208289
cope, you’re never winning

>>103208289
Gay for Vedal

>>103208339
>I'm never winning
No one else is winning, I think the competition ended when Cerber won

it's pretty smart

>>103208425
>vedanny
it's a fraud

erm

>>103208425
those are actually the five real and canonical ships

>>103208190
This

>>103208399
timelineanon, this is not your month

>>103208425
>Honeydal (Vedal x Honey)
Oof, someone's source is outdated.

>>103208399
>Cerber won
Yeah, right. Chances are both Cerber and Vedal are gay

>>103208425
Yea
So, some improvements. I can feed it images from threads where before I was exporting text only. It picks up text within images such as screenshots of tweets (please keep pasting screenshots)

The voice personalities are being tweaked, but if I push it too far they revert back to the boring defaults. I am not paying google any $, thus limited to the freebie limits each day, but I want to see if I can prompt tweak the slides.

Currently going back n forth between feeding it vods, but that stuff isn't as funny as these threads.

This place timeloops too god damn much that the content gets repetitive and stale

JUST LIKE VEDAL!

what if vedal actually IS a pedo?

>>103208549
i think the only canonically gay member of the neuroverse is mini
but there have been suspicions about vedal recently

>>103208100(me)
Here's one reference on what I mean that I feel like actually pulling up

https://youtu.be/acgRo4Hgam8?si=o6TPtYpCZf3urn9k - 8:26 and some other points around the stream

>>103208594
vedal was just trying to be funny back then and was too young to know thats not how you are supposed to talk to women

>>103208425
Minidalbros...

>>103208586
>i think the only canonically gay member of the neuroverse is mini
not if you ask her

>>103208777
Well actually, yes. Even if you ask her.

>>103208864
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/I4btqfhJsko

>>103208901
oh you were baiting me. alright that's on me I've been here long enough I should know better by now

>>103208666
Even in early dev streams or in the chat of Neuro streams he would make jokes similar to that nature. I'm happy moved away from this for obvious reasons. He still carries some elements of that joke of being a ladies man but he doesn't over do it or bring too much attention to it to not make others around him to feel uncomfortable

Leaving for a bit because I have a general dislike for most of you.
May return later.

>>103208901
Vedal lost

>>103208967
Anon, always remember if it seems like the statement is jumping the gun based on stick like reasons it's because their baiting you

>>103206341
Literally none.

>>103208594
ah neuro was so janky back then

>>103206341
in order from most to least, mini, evil, camila, anny, maybe neuro and filly like once each

>>103206341
Zero but I bet I could to Mega

https://files.catbox.moe/zmi1oq.mp4

>>103206341
none

>>103210074
didnt open

>>103210138
It's bad

>>103210096
Art was good but the audio was bad. It was a wash for me.

>>103210074
The oyakodon could be better

rapetubers raped neuro's community

>>103208224
Vedalbros...she's making fun of our turtle boy

kek
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VXskYPnIS8

buy an ad

Vedal's life if he got married to Ellie

https://youtube.com/shorts/hsqyjDtOUtQ?si=In31dvaZr9eeG8Jv

>>103206341
Everyone at least once except males

>>103211496
The backtubers were right to abandon her

>Vedal still refuses to call himself a vtuber
why is this nigga coping so hard

>>103212184
'male vtuber' is a slur to be fair

>>103212184
Have seen most male English vtubers, I would hate to be considered a one too no matter how true it might be

>>103212184

>>103212184
the npc fanabse wouldn't watch something so icky like *gasp* anime streamers

might become a korean hair dresser so toma will send me cute messages

>>103212377
you should become a niji streamer if you actually want her attention

>>103212377
just don't come off as desperate as this guy

What's in the top corner...

>>103212509
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4C-JCPvzbwc

>>103212529
gguhhh just let me have your children already veddi

>>103212555
shouldn't you be asleep, filian?

>>103212445
haha she types like she talks. cute

forgot to mention this last time but another reason i don't think Vedal is gay is because Camila called him out for listening to asmr

>>103212589
>the asmr in question

I first suspected Vedal might be straight when he started dating Cerber

I came <3

Vedal should try this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdZytmdQYxo

"calling someone out" for listening to asmr is peak npc behavior

was karaoke stream good

>>103212681
its weird bro

Listening to my boyfriend’s ASMR before bed…

>>103212681
asmr is some autistic shit tbf

>>103212686
pb cooked pb never misses

>>103212184
Unlike other male vtubers, Vedal is the one getting raped.

>>103212781
the v stands for "victim"

>>103212589
He think it's pretty obvious he does the gay jokes with Camila and only her because he doesn't have any sort of interest in her. He can be more crass with his humor with her so that's what he does. Whenever he is interacting with anyone else he constantly goes to making small jokes on being kinda of a ladies man. He's done it with Cerber, Ellie, and he's even done it on dev streams. However, him being gay the "new" joke that /swarm/ has found funny again so we will be getting it thrown in posts into the next big joke comes around

Hanakyo is the good ending btw

BLAM BLAM BLAM

>>103212934
I would rather have Mini win over Hanakyo

>>103212951
thankfully there's a 0% chance either of them win

>>103212965
how is mini 0%?

>>103213006
she's gay and vedal already has a girlfriend. if anything i'd say mini is less than 0%

yt swarm is just like us

>>103213041
Okay, so is Vedal's girlfriend just a normal girl that isn't in the space or you implying something else here for some sort of agenda

not implying anything just stating facts

>>103213073
this desu desu desu

>>103213041
>she's gay
based on what? olette? who is a man who streams with a female avatar and tts voice like mother and zentreya? mini who never claimed to like women, who romances guys in games, who tweets only het ships from anime... you are delulu

>>103213084
It's the deluded cerdalfag

https://fxtwitter.com/sleeprealsleep/status/1953106243599708298
Vedal...

>how is mini 0%?

>>103213103
She was abused by other woman. She is gay

>>103213103
assuming you're the same bait poster from earlier today so will not be engaging with you. sorry but you blew it then by making it too obvious
try again tomorrow maybe, i don't think i'll be on so you might get replies from others

>>103213139
what other woman? again, olette is a man

>>103213121
oh fxtwitter doesn't work /here/
https://xcancel.com/sleeprealsleep/status/1953106243599708298#m

just link the fkn tweet unc

he can't. he needs to shill for clicks for his masters

This thread is ass. I'm coming back at a later day

>>103213174
>>103213244
I'm trying to be courteous for the people who don't use your jew site you zoomer faggots

SCREENSHOT THE TWEET FUCKING FAGGOT

>>103213073
BASED

>>103213307
You know what no, fuck you

>screenshot the video tweet

Mini isn't gay but she's still not going to win

nigga really took a photo of his screen

For me, it's Fildal

my face is burning up

>>103201677

>>103213433
Thanks anon kek

we tank those

magical girl theme stream when (koko can be the vilain)

>>103205166
by unique and different cooking she means making a baby

>>103212589
vedal isn't gay because you can tell when someone is gay by the way they talk.

>>103212589
im still upset we don't have asmr plannee from neuro/evil due to some of the fanbase

>>103205014
We are so fucking back bros ;~;

>>103213831
AYO?

camila won

>>103213872
You are supposed to be upset your entire life, gooner

>>103213798
>troon colors

>>103214000
why is wanting asmr from neuro/evil necessitate calling them a gooner?

>>103214024
noone asks for nature sounds asmr from vtubers, anon

>woman talking means gooning

>>103214041
i just like when Evil / Neuro whisper as Evil has in the past for brief moments and Neuro has during some karaoke
it's adorable to me

>>103212184
>implying
hahahahahaha

the rapetubing-clipper complex is growing too powerful

>>103214074
yes, that is the primary draw of asmr, cope aside

>>103213872
The neuro/evil noises compilation videos pretty much count as neuro asmr videos for me

>103214101
retard

>>103214124
keep coping

>>103214110
while there are some cute moments with those videos, i didn't really count that as asmr

>>103214139
you sound like a hypergooner not being able to come to terms with his own sexuality and now you have to larp as a moral crusader online

vedal might be the only nga I've ever seen watch a man do asmr

Okay anon, why do (You) want neuro/evil to do asmr?

>>103214139
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwzTwohBT1E
damn this is so hot it makes me wanna goooooooooooooooon \s btw

>>103214161
nta but I really havent seen any well adjusted people talk about asmr without instantly clarifying its just wind or static sounds because its almost universally known as erotica, thats the default assumption

>>103214161
the only reason the term "asmr" was made was because a girl who did it didn't want to be labeled a sex worker so made a sciencey sounding name (the "meridian" was chosen in place of orgasm btw)

>>103214176
personally it's because they sound adorable, kind of like when you are at like when you go camping and are just whispering about whatever just to make sure others that are sleeping don't wake up
or like they are telling you secrets even if they aren't really sharing anything meaningful
unless I am misunderstanding ASMR

The sounds of Vedal coding ASMR (2 hours of silence)

>>103214231
I mean, yeah, it is ASMR, it's just not what is assumed when people talk about it. 99% ASMR listeners want some dirty talk or mic licking. One of the more famous ASMRs from hololive is 2 naked women putting mic to their hearts while in the bath and that's sort of tame.

>>103214280
>99% ASMR listeners want some dirty talk or mic licking
that sounds disgusting for Neuro to ever do ngl, i just wanted them whispering random shit

https://youtu.be/0J4DgNjDzVA?t=262

uh oh purist melty

wake up /swarm/ new anny tweet dropped

if it isn't about neuro i don't really care

>>103214542
that nooticer was right...

>>103214434
neuroSoCute

>>103214542
oneguyed once again

>>103214542
I'm gonna vague so hard

timetravelling anon here I come to you from a month in the future

neuro collab soon...

>>103214542
I wish anny would give me a tenth of the attention she gives these oneguy's
t. Neuro

>>103214661
concert report??

>>103214542
>keeping spreadsheets of her fans with oshi marks
and yet anons itt calls me the stalker schizo

>>103214730
being hosted by ironmouse

>>103214752
Yeah but you track vtubers menstrual cycles

>>103214542
>got railed last week
>im liking life again
are menhera women this easy yo manipulate?

>>103214752
it was an artist

>>103214542
Which t3 was it now

>>103214785
2tails...

>>103214785
it was vedal

>>103214520
>>103214542
Yep, she is Ukranian

>>103214785
spill some hints

>>103214542
>I like living life
>spends it by noticing some dumb shit
holy fuck
its insane how easy she makes it to dislike her

>>103214542
That guy was me
Sorry, rapetubers are my oshiggers now

>liking life again
starting the countdown before account deactivation for the thousand time

>>103214951
2 weeks max

being a vtuber is the hardest job on the planet

>>103214161
This is suspiciously specific

https://files.catbox.moe/ekq7jf.mp4

rapewa got raped for the third time??
vedal is wearing pedophile socks???

>>103215035
vedal should use his toggles more

>>103214980
so true vedal

https://youtube.com/shorts/iFSZSY4rEC8
grigga should comission cupid for anim

>>103215064
cute

>>103214993
It's literally what most anti-porn and anti-gay politicians and activists are

nurslit

wristslit

threadsplit

hart

tart

I want to kiss Neuro's cun T 0 T

>>103215552
Even your kisses have to be imaginary huh

https://files.catbox.moe/9adbau.png

Nice oc

>>103215592
Holy sex, imagine kissing those warm squishy tummies and little nipples T 0 T

hoping the government bans 4chan next

>>103215642
whores are more on topic than this

>>103215721
Okay bootlicker

>>103215592
nurvil tummyzuri

hoping the british goverment bans Neuro

Hoping I'm forced to eat worm patties and live in a pod watching backtuber clips

>>103215815
The future will be lima beans, not mealworms

>>103215792
she is corrupting the youth

Oi Jack, you got a loicense to be broadcasting AI content on the web? Her little cartoon character looks quite young too innit?

Are you a nonce, mate?

>>103215642
nere throat impregnation

A new type of vedool was discoverd in china

slow news day today huh

>>103216058
Today is the biggest day in months though

>>103216085
true, Inscription update today i'm so hyped

nurbread
>>103216149

clun~

>>103216006
R