Thread 103214986

>describe the entirety of what happens in your clip in the title (creativity be damned)
>slap some all caps in there too
>make sure it's in the most broken english possible
>shill with an opening and/or endcard
>name your whole channel after the fact that you're a clipshitter
>inject as many unfunny edits as possible into the clip (make sure to include at least one spongebob narrator card and at least 50 vine booms)
With VERY few exceptions, if you follow any of these tenets from the clipshitter handbook, you deserve to be beaten to a pulp and hit with "don't recommend channel"

>>103214986 (OP)
be the change you want to see in the world, anon. start making some high quality clips today. I'll even sub to you.

>>103214986 (OP)
It's in broken English because the only people dumb enough to think clips are appealing are also painfully ESL.

>>103215027
I got a job to do and shit, which is why I hate having to resort to these dime-a-dozen clipshitters to catch up on streams I can't make it to in time to watch the ones I can make it to

>>103215069
Right, I forgot one
>use le heckin quirky non-standard font in the title

>>103214986 (OP)
>clips title refers to a thing
>2 minutes in the clip and they still haven't talk about that thing
>fast forwards
>the thing lasts just 10 seconds

Sometimes i hate people.
Sometimes...

>>103214986 (OP)
dollsex?

>>103215574
Definitely

>>103214986 (OP)
Watch the vod. Check the timestamps on the comment section. Easy as that.

>>103214986 (OP)
>incredibly obvious clearly spoken english phrase subbed as something completely different and contextually insane

>>103214986 (OP)
What type of fucking retard do you have to be to watch clips of someone whose videos are already in your language?

>>103214986 (OP)
I guess they're doing that shit to fill the runtime so they get more money per view
Still 10x more entertaining than watching actual streams

I like TheHolyOtomos

>>103215893
Endcards are okay since youtube likes to change how they funnel you to the next video, some older videos are unwatchable since they slapped clickable thumbnails over that shit.

>>103215991
he's actually good.

>>103214986 (OP)
Vtuber gets mindbroken by chat!!
Vtuber sees sus thing and gets mindbroken!!
Vtuber 1 mindbreaks Vtuber 2!!!

>>103214986 (OP)
>make sure it's in the most broken english possible
known engagement bait that actually works

>>103215991
This.

>>103215854
I asked this some months ago and one near deaf anon said how big of a help they are, plus there's other niche situations like when there's people around, using a toilet and what not.

As for the thread, there's very few good clip channels, vtuberbits, _dk and zaibatsu are like the only real good ones I can think of and would recommend.

>>103216470
the worst of all:
>chat goes SPEED!!

>>103216823
This one irritates me a lot.
Or when they add a shit load of blush onto the model in the thumbnail.

>>103214986 (OP)
Clanker's biggest clipper does all of those

>>103215069
Yeah boi oh baby

>>103219265
You get only the most authentic yuri quotes in HoloEN

>>103215069
>17k views
The fault is that people watch this garbage. How few braincells do you have to have to click on dogshit like this? I would not go anywhere near this video with a 10 foot pole

>>103214986 (OP)
waht alwyas get me is teh broke engilsh why teh fuck you not rerereading you're title befoer uplaoding??

>>103215069
Can someone translate this into English?

>>103220430
"I'm sex baiting you. Click now you horny retards"

>>103220423
Art

>>103220423
if you live in SEA, a tiny pube sweat droplet's worth of youtube ad revenue probably covers your rent for the next 300 years, so there are league of indonesian ESLs lining up to try to get easy money with clips

>>103214986 (OP)
VtuberBits is pretty good.

>>103222643
Yeah, he's one of the few exceptions I was referring to

>>103215841
I can't believe Cecilia shoves Gigi into her stomach cavity every day out of a misplaced desire to carry life in her non-existent womb, forcing Raora to scrape her remains off the dumb doll, clean the damn thing and then inject another grem with the growth serum without letitng ERB know

>>103215854
My routine is
>watch entire stream live
>watch clip highlights of that stream the next day
>read comments about how great my oshi is in both the VOD and under clips
Makes me happy.

>>103214986 (OP)
>you will NOT use jokes
>you will NOT upload unfunny clips
>you will NOT make spelling errors
>you will NOT push your own channel
>you will NOT splice clips together
>you will NOT clipbait with horny images or text
>you will NOT have any fun of any kind because it hurts my feefees
True, everyone should stop having fun immediately. Vtubing is a serious business with serious anime women. I'm also pushing 40 and still watching girls in their early 20s, this entire hobby meant for people around that age
GROW UP AND GET A FUCKING JOB

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>>103216228
Yeah I'm still mad they fucked up the music video for Wapon of Choice

>>103214986 (OP)
what in the fuck are you guys clicking on. I only recieve recommendations of clips that a portion of the stream cut out with no editing outside of captions

>>103215854
if i have a mild interest in a vtuber im not gonna watch them play apex for 10 hours

i like kopla because his clips are just 30-60 seconds of cute girl noises