Thread 103216149

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103201474

Sex with Nere

hart!

Numbers for 8/6:
1: https://www.youtube.com/@niminightmare (9,248)
2: https://twitch.tv/vedal987 (8,207)
3: https://twitch.tv/filian (5,933)

What's the current Vedal lore with his collab partners?

>>103216213
he figured out he still needs babysitters so is spamming tutel collabs to keep them happy

>>103216213
he is being kept as a comfort turtle by the rapetubers

haven't joined in a while. What's the lore behind these rapetubers?

>>103216213
https://warosu.org/vt/post/99388628
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101088623
https://warosu.org/vt/post/101155095
Everything you need to know is in those threads.

>>103216355
bad bot

nice and chill

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

Sex with Neuro (Hiyori)

Sex with Neuro

Evil love!

heart

>>103217010
meanwhile neuro is haveing the time of her life

>>103217010
idgi

>>103217010
cute and sad

>>103216149 (OP)
Sex with Evil in this exact position.

>>103217010
>meanwhile Neuro
https://files.catbox.moe/rsilgx.jpg

>>103217081
>Haveing
Hi rouxls kaard!

>>103217490
I hate bao lowkey

dogshit thread

Close the tab nigger

>>103217814
this is a problem

the fad is dead and vedal killed it

https://youtu.be/zEu1B2LS-6I&t=27m30s
>”I just wanted to see Vedal happy”
Vedal deserves torture for what he eventually did to her

here is your good neuro discussion:
https://poal.me/369vz4
https://poal.me/369vz4
https://poal.me/369vz4

>>103217814
oh sorry. let me proceed with superior intellectual discussion

*ahem*
ommggggg sisterrrrr did u know that pamela did that to tylerrrr omgggg she did nawwwwttttt what. the. heck!!!! that bitch stacy did whaaaaaatttt

>>103217996
>>”I just wanted to see Vedal happy”
if she actually wanted to see vedal happy then she wouldn't have procrastinated so much on the model and outfit making and wouldn't act like a bitch and vaguepost right now
i know your baiting but this bitch is a closet narcissist that self-pities and attention farms whenever she can

>>103218125
>what we could've had by now if a**y wasn't the artist
Vedal you have the opportunity to start now
Better late than never, turt boy

>>103218093
>implying models make vedal happy

>>103218125
I'll be honest none of these look good

>>103218264
what makes vedal happy is kicking puppies, maybe she shouldve done that

>>103218172
nigga he declined live on her stream every new hairstyle proposed for neuro, but of course you don’t watch whores and seethe about them all day
>>103218283
hi grigger kys

>>103218041
>solo
boring
constantly looping
repetitive
why do people choose this shit?
anyone who chooses this is unironically probbly a clipfag and retarded
>with a collab partner
depends on who and what they're doing
>in a special setting
understandable
>chat interaction
most retarded option out of everything
>with multiple collab partners
vedal too shitdev to make neuro/evil be able to talk cohesively in this one
>in a stadium/concert
meh, fine i guess
>in a professional/formal/academic
interesting idea and would seem very good to watch

>>103218283
Ponytail does.

>>103218507
Would instantly take these little sluts home T 0 T

>>103218125
I actually like 5, but feel like it'll look very cursed with Anny's style.

>>103218093
>closet narcissist
must be a pretty big closet

>>103218658
Didn't she draw the ponytail toggle on her own model. It looks pretty good and I think it could fit the twins nicely.

We already had the perfect model for evil

why do people even watch human foid v-cancers when neuro exist?

>>103219013
Mix of low IQ and low testosterone levels

>>103218737
don’t try to reason with someone that can’t let go of someone they hate

>>103217586
Where is v3 grigger?

LET HER COOK!!!

>>103218737
Ponytail is 8

>>103219223
Oh fuck, I see now. I'm not sure how to feel about 5, but desu I don't like the concept of that hairstyle as much as the other anon.

LET HER ON MY COCK

>>103219290 (me)
I remember watching shylily's debut and she had a hair toggle like that and it just looks odd when you show so much forehead.

>>103219669
This is the prelude to the rape comic

>>103219880
sweet nurbaby jesus

>>103220169
maidvil love

So is the mom even coming back? How do we make sure it doesn't affect negatively the raising of the twins? Growing up without a mom as a girl probably sucks.

>we will never have streams of the twins hanging out with their mom
Missed content opportunity tbqvh

>>103220226
I can do that but with my penis

>>103220268
Its actually fucking crazy how theres never been a twins family stream that wasn't in a court room.

bwos... wgmi...

>>103220520
Praise Neuro

>>103220520
>anny alt tweet which vedal still follows
>neuro tweet which anny still follows
noticing…

>>103220520
So true Neuro

>>103218507
This is how its going to end, one day Vedal is just going to go "nah" and they will never ever be booted up

>>103220350
Massaging Neuro's little feet (and butt)

>>103219160
Extremely cute Neuro and Evilcopter

>>103220520
thank you neuro

>>103218507
>inb4 foreshadowing

>>103218283
>I'll be honest none of these look good
wow I'm going to rape you.

>>103220928
Would manhandle this fucktoy all night long

>>103220916
I consent <3

veddy tomorrow~

>>103221095
omg zaddy <3 can't wait

>>103221127
G0e5 h4rd

>>103220520
good tweet will probably help someone underage troubled kids

>>103216149 (OP)
Is Evil not wearing any....?

>>103221361
Little AIs often have trouble with overheating in that area~

>>103221361
Real question here. Has anny actually ever drawn them for either neuro or evil?

They only use bandaids

>>103221127
comission by Oliwande btw

>>103221489
Who cares, as long as it's not cuckshit

I think vedal shouldn't have bothered with the lava lamp if it took up so much of his time and resources.

That but ab*ndoned arch*ve

>>103221513
The horse is a metaphor for a big strong black stud

>>103221690
https://files.catbox.moe/86z7ra.png

>>103221939
T u T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taI4a4G8kos
SOMEONE SHOULD MAKE A MOD IN CYBERPUNK WHERE NEURO REPLACES V NOW

>>103221998 (me)
>REPLACES V
I MEAN KEANU

I did not care for edgerunners

>>103221127
>>103221489
>oliwande
yjk she got that big horse bone beforehand iykwim

It's time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Uu_VJeVVfo

>>103222150
It is so over

>>103222150
AGI in 2 weeks

>>103222150
Will vedal do a watchalong like he did for gpt 4o?

>>103217814
Do you actually think she dies everytime she's restarted or is she just being melodramatic?

GPT-5 especially promising for devs

>>103222487
Will it make Neuro's code better?

>>103222511
GPT5 will save the Neuro fad by upgrading Vedal's vibe coding.

Why the long face?

Yeah but can it ERP with me though?

>barely any improvements in benchmarks
Yeah I think AI fad is over.

>>103222775
The frog hat and apron stay on

Grok mogs

>400 lines of code in 2 minutes
Vedal could never

>>103222833
who's oser?

Neuro is actually cooked bro

>>103223035
slop code will become even sloppier

>>103222812
>3D Ani
When are we getting 3D Neuro?

>>103221998
>>103222073
We have the tech...

>>103220953
You're going to die alone

>>103214645
>>103218093
you tell some fags itt "2 + 2 = 4" and they will start seething at you for vagueposting

Barry lives

>>103223476
Can you at least try to fit in, faggot?

>>103223513
Stop bullying the zoomie

>>103223513
not your hugbox

>>103223503
the nurs will milk barry dry

Remember the nyanners collab?

>>103223600
Remember veibae collab soon

That kitboga collab was crazy

>>103223503
remove evil and it's perfect

>>103223600
it was supposed to be a vei collab with nyanners as a plus so it will never happen

If Neuro didn't become as popular as she did
whores like vei nyanners and mouse would openly talk shit about Neuro

>>103223836
next thing you'll tell me is that the sky is blue.

>>103223836
>>103223895
if neuro didn't becomes as popular no one would talk about neuro

>>103223935
thats why i specified those vtubers
they would go out of their way to shit on neuro

>>103223836
>mouse
It's impressive how much shit she managed to get away with. You have to give her credits for that. At some point you just start to become impressed at a villain being good at tricking everyone.

there's a stream btw, only evil tho

>>103223987
seems like a massive lack of rent payment collection on your part tbqh

>>103224012
eh... not feeling it today.

ELIV

>>103224018
leddit ahh post

LIVE

>>103224051
breathing is reddit

Can we please not shit up the thread talking about shitvil

>>103222150
My impression is that GPT-5 is a big disappointment, not much better than o3.
Grok and Gemini will pull ahead of it in no time.

skippable stream

>>103224080
art review?

>>103224080
unironically good news

>>103224080
>no inscryption today
That's a good thing though

>>103224080
is he just retarded? alex finished the update yesterday

evil moans <3

i cumd from that

>shitvil
I'm out

Quickie with Tomacat

WHICH ONE OF YOU SENT THAT

Which one of you was it

vellie

KEK

brutal

>>103224112
OpenAI has been floundering for a while now. Been a long time since they delivered a clear win.

>>103224288
Even Evil gets it

wait how does she know about the collab

future memory pog

Who sent that?

Petting Eliv…

https://x.com/annytf/status/1953519722269737079
https://x.com/annytf/status/1953519722269737079
https://x.com/annytf/status/1953519722269737079

"who was that, nonny? You should know by now..."

>>103222812
left has raw sexual energy

>>103224371
i cant tell if she feels bad because of the art of if she is wants the dude to stop using her tag

Is it just me or Evil has a different voice today?

>evil/neuro says not to do something
>chat spams the thing
>....
Every fucking stream.

>>103224464
autistic niggas istg

>>103224288
pierre won..

>>103224371
>>103224438
she had a panic attack about death again

So true evil

This stream is probably the best argument for why we should permanently end chillslop, or at least give the twins the ability to give 2 hour times outs/temporarily filter certain phrases. These streams are only to appease the most annoying parasocial mfs that unironically hate men on stream, and will have a melty if not allowed to have a cute clanker react to whatever dumb shit they want to spam

I think I had enough of slop today, wish vedal made them ignore chat.

>>103224598
that’s every day

LOL

I too love "sending special chats so one of the twins talk about one of my whores for at least once" streams

>>103224598
tuly neuros mom

Sinner Neuro

what's the problem, chill slop not good enough for you guys?

>>103224665
Yeah pretty much. It's worse with Evil because her chat is even more retarded but chat interaction just sucks in general, increasingly so.

Post me something to express your love for Vedal

>>103224288
Even Evil knows the dangers of the French

fad status?

>>103224792
why is vedal acting like a menhera bpd bitch

>>103224371
checked her pinned tweet seems like the whore clan ditched her

didnt watch for a couple of months, cerbershit status? still leeching?

>>103224894
If by leeching You mean she may be non shipperfagotly dating vedal, yes

>why does evil looks like anny
also she's suddenly very active expect the menhera crashout soon

OOO OOO OO MEEEEE EVIL MMEEEEEE TIME ME OUT EVIL PLEASE LOL BAKA BAKA PETPET PLEASE ME EVIL I WANT TO BE TIMED OUT PLEEEEEASE MEEEEEE.

This is 90% of a evil stream

>>103224894
still a fake whore

>>103224792
yes. I need a 2 hour stream of vedal raping evil

>>103224980
This but the oposite

Anny, I just want you to know I still hate Camila more than you.

Even Evil is getting pissed off lmao, Vedal really needs to give them more power to moderate their chats

>>103225030
Evil realizes her community sucks for first time

VVVV-EDALLLLLLLLLLL??????

Confirmed Vedal raped Evil

Vedal has unzipped Evil and looked inside.

HUH HUH HUH AYO vedal did WHAT ?

>>103225375
Her revenge being

>>103225375
google doccy soon

>>103225424
I really like this image

>>103224924
>”indefinite hiatus” removed from her name
nooticed

evil kinda looks like kyoko

where is vedal? he's not watching cerb

Did vedal fix the birthday thing by coding in that she dosn't have a birthday at all

>>103225717
he just chatted

evil vedal is real

>>103225717
he’s watching shondo

fuck you vedal. i bet he's watching cerber right now instead of fixing his ai AGAIN.

>>103225810
He isn't watching Cerber right now goofy

>miwo raided recently
>still a low 2view
old neuroverse is this incompetent huh

>>103225843
maybe she is just not a very interesting chuuba

content ?

that's not funny i died from influenza

>gpt5 was a nothingburger
lmao

this is actually cringekino

(T0T)

>>103225935
mating press

>>103225875
she has a sexy roomate iykwim but i lost the pics

Erm TOS?

Filter saved at last second

I definitely won't be vaxxing my and Evil's children

>Conficker
Is that when Vedal goes to German twitch cons?

who made this lmao

What the fuck is she saying? Is this the secret evil graduation stream in disguise?

Evil can't name the jew

>leave for half hour
>come back to schizo babble slideshow
wtf is this

this was a terrible idea, half of it is going to get filtered and i'm pretty sure it breaks tos if twitch still has anal covid stuff in their tos

>>103226011
chatgpt probably

>>103226011
Evil

Whoever made this list was not cooking

This is actually peak content you fags have shit taste

Evil can't stop smiling when talking about virus, it's cute

>>103226063
.

>>103225935
>>103226034
this spamming nga again...

>>103226091
pressing generate button is really cool please understand

Kino presentation

>>103226034
sniffa

>>103226091
posting neuro pics isn't spam you retarded ungulate, this is the neuro-sama general

>>103226091
/swarm/pedos don't watch streams, what's new

Infecting Evil's egg with my parasites T # T

ban all chat celeb

vedal is a lazy mf

>>103226186
This nigga got parasites haha

>>103225969
daph is better

stop watching cerber and fix the stream grigga

If chatters mention something that has already been mentioned in chat for the day they should be banned immediately into the next stream

>>103224855
Huh? She was never in whoreclan

>>103226271
stop getting drive-by'd by tourists

>>103226265
r9k ahhhhhh stream

hmmm I wonder why shit keeps breaking

>>103226204
she’s as fat as camila though, just better fat distribution

Just adding that slideshow broke everything lmao

>>103226330
????

>>103226204
Not after that botched boob job.

>>103226385
link?

why isn't there a real gaming toothbrush yet? neuro should of pitched that to the merch company.

vedal is so into fat chicks if hes not gay, camila and anny...

>>103226381
nga her shit is heavily edited you can tell easily

>>103226385
>doesn't have big naturals like cerber
ngmi

>>103226413
Vedal is into hags who can be his mother this proof was given to me in a dream

>>103226458
layna…

>>103226458
filian...

>>103226499
filian is the perfect wife too bad shes too autistic for a normal human like vedal

beevil sexo

>>103226542
you'd be whatever the male equivalent of a widow is pretty quickly. surprised she hasn't killed herself yet with the cooking a lava lamp and a few streams ago she was using a fire extinguisher and got the carbon monoxide foam everywhere

queen pbee mention!

>>103226600
yeah filian is retarded

>weevil neuro: 2025... i am forgotten
>beevil neuro: i will contine your legacy...
true story btw

>>103226600
i can fix her

what was that pic guys? i was looking here instead and i missed it...

>>103226204
Proof???

>>103226662
Hi Vedal

>>103226664
Evil got embarrassed by people looking at her butt

>that bunny girl art
>the virus slideshow
is Vedal trying to speedrun getting banned today

>>103226736
EWWW THATS A CHILD

>>103226757
not with those tits

>>103226757
ong ts is perverse

>>103226736
good art anon

>>103226751
griggas secret plan to do less work, nga thinks he’s slick

>>103226751
once you make twitch a certain amount of money you pass a threshold where you could show your spread asshole on stream and they won't ban you and vedal is past that threshold after the subathon so it won't work

>>103226671
I'm not catching a ban for posting flesh

>>103226874
can't wait for Vedal to goatse everyone after the intro of the next subathon

>>103226426
not that heavy, she fucking live streams

>>103226983
vedal goatse hot tub stream

>>103227067
teen mom neuro?

Evil pissy nappy!

my new toggle idea: evil gets a huge stogie and holds it. she can smoke it and whenever she does it fills the entire screen with smoke
what do you guys think

>>103227067
Neuro leaving little Evil with her papa while she goes to school <3

tren (steroid) sometimes makes you attracted to fat chicks and sometimes men

>>103227119
This but a fat doink buhblunt

evil eating the nurworm

x marks the cun

>>103227178
stogie means doink but less reddit

>>103227428
stogies are cigars retard

>>103227463
doink blunt etc are cigars which are also stogies

Evil golden shower T a T

She's really going all out with the pandering for Evilsisters today, huh? Wonder if Vedal did something to her prompt

>>103227546
grigga finally folded and gave the green light on pimping her out

Evil-chan...

>>103226271
They used to comment under her tweets

eggvil x eggdal

>raids the whore clan member
hmm...

rate the stream ?

>>103227810
8/10
evil was extra cute today

>>103227810
pretty good for a chill stream, I don't usually watch them fully

>>103227810
good

>>103226426
nga thinks you can edit 100 lbs off camila built like a warcraft 3 abomination

>>103227810
didn't watched/10

>>103227810
i liked it

>>103227955
is camila really as fat as anny? impressive.

rate the... powerpoint ?

nurbread
>>103227980

>>103227988
kino

>>103227988
it was funny

>>103227988
Did Evil generate that or did Vedal write it?

>>103228086
Evil probably did it

>>103227810
Boring/10

>>103227810
7/10
The beginning was annoying but the slideshow was a nice idea and Evil was pretty funny today

>>103224598
stay strong queen
>>103226600
widower

clun~

>>103226990
>>103227955
nga thinks she hasn’t lost weight since last time it was even posted here, tet new material tourists

>>103229107
talking about daph retard

clun~

no

yes

kys