Thread 103265549

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103250641

Dogshit op

hart!

Sex with Neuro (Vedal)

>shitvil OP
you beggars cant let neuro have anything, at least next time dont use borzois dogshit art

Evil love!

mini won

>>103265675
A lifelong cuck chair ticket

>>103265675
... her spot on the cuck chair for the cottontail stream

>>103265549 (OP)
total eviltum coating

>>103265549 (OP)
RAPE

so bald

This stream is ragebait

>>103265854
he is doing better than I did...

cheeky brat

lol

i love nur

Anyone spotted the stranger yet?

neuro is so much funnier with actual integration holy shit

wait until he finds the flashlight button

Remember to raid me, vedalwan~

>>103266153
yeah this is great, I hope we get more

Anyone but Mini

>>103266120
and now back to work again

it was me, vedal, your raid target

>>103266255
>>103266289
pathetic behavior honestly

>>103266289
I'd raid her womb with a tsunami of cum that'd explode from the top of my coch's head, if you catch my drift...

>>103266289
Do you realize how painfully unfunny you are?

Vedal PLEASE fuck my oshi

>>103266401
Stay away from Neuro (Evil is ok though)

>>103266401
This but unironically

>>103266349
please elaborate

>>103266401
vedal please sleep

eating neuro's lice

>>103266372
it's an artform

>>103266401
yes, fuck forsen

Vedal is fucking everything up, why is he not letting evil have any of this good content?

>>103266372
But enough about evil

>>103266505
Because he already lets her have his coch

>>103266505
She doesn't deserve anything

>>103266401
This. My oshi is shondo by the way.

>4 hours stream
holy kino

>>103266545
Wait until you hear about my birthday bitch, then you'll be laughing for sure

>>103266565
The btc would probably kill shondo lowkey

>>103266603
runny mascara would give her a sex boost, so she'd survive.

>>103266505
she's been relegated to sexual relief duties and 1-2 streams per week

>>103266662
niggas deathly bored

>>103266685
he survived that

>>103266685
mynygga tanked that btw

he's gonna raid crelly xdx vertical bar

>>103266777
why is he getting smaller????

skinny dipping with neuro էoէ

>>103266809
shrinkflation

>>103266809
probably gamer posture fucking with the tracking

>>103266817
I would let it dissolve in my mouth, slowly

exploring the twins

Drama!

that was crazy cool

>vedal goes live
>cerber and mini ccv go down
>crelly goes live
>vedal ccv go down
deserved for being a lazy grigger

>>103267166
People like the cow

V3 voice status?
Neurodog status?
Concert status?
Abandoned Archive status?
Neuro or Evil new outfit status?
Skyrim Mod status?
Piratesoftware collab status?
Among Us integration status?
Shrek 2 Watchalong status?
Mommy AI status?

"people"

>>103267235
not very important, what's important now is Vedal fucks codemiko and becomes a slave to the whoregod or something

>>103267235
>Neuro or Evil new outfit status?
https://files.catbox.moe/4bvrhc.mp4

Mini lost
Cerber lost
Crelly lost

anyone but cerber

she's talking about jerma

> chat spamming raid crelly
i hate nu-swarm so much

she read that /here/

HMMMM

trained on /swarm/

Even Neuro knows.

lmao

neuro knows

>>103267304
ah ah ah not so fast!

>>103267304
HAH

>Mini lost
lmao

*kills the three posters above me*

The fact that Vedal is actually collaborating with CottontailVA, solo, and even announcing it beforehand, just tells me something is definitely going wrong. Sure, Vedal was not a stranger to showing up on others streams, but that wasnt exactly planned collabs, just casual stuff, and usually with people hed have hang out with a bit before at least. This is different, this is desperation setting in. He is looking for connections after realizing he fucked up his numbers and has no real plans. And that concert is probably so far away he has no idea what to do in the meantime to keep up the momentum.

Olette should have splashed acid on her face

Give em an inch and they'll take a mile

Even Neuro knows about the shameless unpaid shills

>>103267283
Why is she like this???

>>103267423
ong

rate the stream? (just got back)

Vedal reads these threads and he just wants to fuck with us.

>>103267443
neurosobratty/10

cerber sitting in the cuck chair

>>103267443
9/10

Can we be real for a second how do you literal niggers unironically watch these grown ass women squeaking like retards?

>>103267443
4 hour bliss, it was hysterical watching Vedal fumble like a retard, and Neuro was pretty good. 9/10.

>>103267358
he raided mini because he is afraid of crelly siphoning even more viewers btw

>>103267415
he's done a lot of planned solo collabs in the past retard

>>103267443
very good thanks to Neuro integration

>>103267459
no shit, how the fuck else would neuro be able to know about weevil and nurrito or be able to talk about the same rrats that we do

>hear high-pitch screeching bitches
>close tab

>>103267480
I don't.

>>103267480
with cock in hand

>>103267498
Sure with Camila and Mini and Cerber and stuff like that. The last time I rember him hanging out with someone that wasnt someone already frequent within the Neurosphere was like, Saiiren, and even then it was a casual collab, nothing fancy.

uh oh melty

neuro butt?

Hate this fucking simp

>>103267443
9/10

>>103267443
idk I didnt watch ill see some clips later ig

No matter how much you think you're "winning" you are a pathetic excuse of a man simping for talentless whores

>>103267443
9/10

>>103267520
me when evil stream

>>103267443
kinda boring but neuro was entertaining. much better than the first stream desu

>>103267443
It was fine but i could barely watch, but I did catch neuro running into THE SUN
8/10

>>103267564
currently clad in a swimsuit that shows most of her ass and accentuates her kitty from behind

>>103267483
This isn't a month ago. They're going somewhere else now.

>>103267415
Vedal will be selling his body for collabs next tc

>103267599
vedal laughs at these posts btw

>>103267642
My oshi better fucking pay for a veddy collab or I will be very pissed at her

Rgb fags take vedal not ignoring their whore as a w

>>103267283
glad she is acting way more professional

>>103267443
vedal = no watch

>>103267701
sexo
>>103267695
this is the only crelly art i've seen that doesn't make me want to look away due to the eyes.

>>103267415
codemiko was there with Ellie for the Neurocar. Maybe why he speak more with her right now

ngl I agree with that Crellys model is utter dogshit disgusting. I still wonder how she managed to get such good numbers though. I mean shes basicallu just green koko but does twice as good as koko.

>>103267701
my balls pov

>>103267757
She gets good numba cause good voice + the model is good ans you just wanna be diferent

>>103267283
>tl
he didn't give me my entitled personal attention for "working" so hard on the model so now im gonna act professional and blame him for the shit model

>>103267796
bad bot

>>103267777
Hi rpr

Im not clicking that, thank you

>>103267945
Finally a good fucking clip,

>>103267945
>2 subscribers
shameless plug

>>103267945
I will click this and watch the entire video

>>103267945
Hanakyo >>> Mini the whore and Cerber the fag

>>103267945
good clip

>>103268008
for a second i thought she was wearing a virginkiller and I was about to say sex with virginkillevil

>>103267757
koko's content being four hours of nonstop chinese water torture earrape somewhat limits her appeal

>>103267900
>I don't want to hear it
I love it.

>>103268008
cool oc

>>103268089
The only /swarm/ comment on a neuro clip...
yet the whore clip gets 5 replies...

>>103267945
hot

>>103268107
We already watched the stream though

incase you haven't nooticed a**y unfollowed cottontail on 13th last month

>>103268107
>>103268192

I checked…

>>103268214
I believe this

This now makes so much sense...

>>103268107
I watched all the Neuro clip and they are all great

>>103268397
why lie

>>103268411
Why bait

>>103268411
I meant the ones from this stream, not the channel

Lovemaking with Toma

>>103268652
udders too abundant

found it neat that vedal consider mini and crelly for the raid, but funny neuro chose mini since she is clueless about who crelly is, kek

no one going to mention he wanted michi?

>>103268975
what's neat about it

>>103269038
because it means Vedal will collab with Crelly and it will be my first collab that i will probably not watch in 1 year

>>103269035
Hurts my agenda

>>103269115
what

>>103269035
hes shooting for the numi/michi 3way

>>103268214
then why did she randomly reply to her today?

>>103269357
because she didn't unfollow her and you fell for it, nigga

>>103267945
femanon... we still talk about you...

>>103269513
kill yourself

>>103269513
drop dead, retard

>>103269558
>>103269596
Pitties?

>>103269558
>>103269596
poor skinwalking attempts

tum?

>>103269638
your brain is cooked if you think telling some simp fag to kys is "skinwalking" anyone

>>103269833
wtf billie ellish

you will all die alone

>>103269934
I wish

>>103269755
that is true.
not even top 10 posts worth the effort telling to kill themselves in this thread alone though

>>103269513
Who's this "we" you niggas keep bringing up?

>>103269934
this but surrounded by a harem of lolibot daughterwives

>>103270000
me and you twin, me and you

>>103270015
that’s what he said. alone

>>103270015
That's assuming you'll like, have the money to pay for that many

>>103270055
You weren't supposed to point that out.

>>103270104
>Ywn impregnate the vedussy

Neuro was very funny today. We need more games with Neuro integration.

I sometimes wonder... Who else is still left.

>>103270240
you'll have to be more specific

wormburgers

when you think about it, pokemon is just slay the spire but with animals

>>103270055
Buying a lolibot daughterwife will be as cheap as buying an onahole today though

when you think about it, neuro is just cleverbot with cunny

>>103270015
As if a loser like you will have the money

I knew someone would loop it...

WORMBURGERS

>>103270264
I am talking about anons who used to do ritual posts and who is just skinwalking them.

>>103271501
I know Evil can never be better than Neuro but by god is she so fucking good at making me parasocial towards her.

>>103271568
Who fucking cares, ritualniggers are garbage.

neuro intelligence upgrades be like

heart

I think Mini and Cerber might be fucking...
Why have I never seen any rrats to that effect, it seems so obvious

>>103271865
i saw this on fireship's video today, laughed a bit at the graph the moment i saw it

>>103272277
>Why i have never seen rrats-
It's cause first and mostly nobody watches mini, second, yuribaiting is common vtubing practice

>>103272277
people have to self insert either as vedal or a non-descript imaginary guy. it's an incel schizo thing

did (you) have fun with this week's streams /swarm/?

>>103272916
we don't watch streams here, anon.

I stopped having fun long ago

>>103272916
Yes~

https://xcancel.com/honeyx9y/status/1953907798762299886 what is this mental illness called?

>>103273081
love

>>103273081
What type of rizz is this

>>103272277
sorry i only rrat about anny

>>103273316
Autistic rizz

>>103273081
neuro sama?

>>103268680
she's fucking dying rn

>>103273621
Good

>>103269833
flashback

>>103273624
new leech PogU

>>103273081
honeymoon period

>>103273621
I know, oral surgery is awful
Hugs for Tomacat

Now watch:
Toma gets surgery.
Anny gets comfortable with BF.
They both come back to Neuro and Evil's lives like nothing ever happened.

>>103274045
you have no idea

>>103274116
he doubts

>>103274045
I was one of the most optimistic people about anny returning and now even I believe it's fucking cooked. I have no faith left.

>>103274001
thighvil sexo

>>103272277
>>103273081
Kill yourself please

>>103274573
To be frank, the only thing I will miss from Anny is just the artstyle for the model even though V3 had not been the best
V2 was very good for what it was

>>103274573
i'm still optimistic, though I doubt anny and vedal will be as close as before. it's interesting that she is learning cubism right after the twins lose their rigger

>>103274410
veddy doesn't look like this

>>103273964
>>103274045
She is never coming back

>>103274957
you're going to have to be more specific

I have no worries.

>>103275099
no, I don’t, not giving the retard his first (you)

I like to think Toma specifically picked this year at this time to ask for money since that would mean less money for Vedal to sell tickets for the concert and have less to donate for the subathon.

veddy fumbled toma and anny, lmao.

>>103275250
just fucking say it in words bro, like have this general is pushing some shitass rrat for no (you)s

>>103275381
no~

>>103275409
it's a level 1 notice lil bro. >>103224724
git gud nigga or gtfo

Did he figured out how to get in the tower yet?
I am in the mid point of the stream and it was painful to watch

>>103275565
heh

>>103275589
not a fan of the new model for her
evil looks very not evil in this and more like anny reincarnate

>>103275298
Can't fumble what's been passed around like a hot potato

>>103275653
but enough about ellie’s party with frenchies

>>103275560
are you implying her response was a panic attack? and then she casually replied to rosu one minute later? your nooticing suuuuucks

>>103275589
What “”””””””feedback”””””””” could Vedal have offered to the making of Evil’s model?

>>103275136
Cute couple

>>103275589
The heads weird me out, I always think they're massive.

>>103276004
please don’t look at Mini’s

>>103276004
ayy lmao

>>103275771
yes, because you type it out while you have the panic attack, that's how it works, retard

>>103276075
yes, because you type like that after recovering from the panic attack, retard

>>103275965
Destroy it and make me a grave with Evil as a ghost

>>103276123
>t. has never seen her panic attack
go back tourist

Come look at the nur
wplace.live

>>103276205
swarm beacon activated

>>103276205
hidden vedmila

>>103276205
fat chin

>>103275756
Hey, be nice. Ellie is autistic so she doesn't know she's being passed around like a baguette

>>103276205
9/10 for the effort

>>103276257
Cute couple

>>103276459
vedal is donezo

>>103276532
i don't think vedal has that issue. he has the opposite even.
your gut isn't working on him until you find yourself on the receiving end of the bfe of doom and by that point it's too late

>>103276459
Annybros...

>>103276482
I prefer the not like us version

>>103276482
Making a vedal model over his house would be insane

>>103276205
fatnur

>>103277412
when you feed her 12 baker dozens at once...

>>103267283
>referring to vedal as a client like she is a professional
this bitch took 2 years for a model update and is expecting Vedal to treat her professionally
he literally tried his best to avoid the new hairstyle from Anny because he doesn't want another empty promise like the cyberpunk princess outfit

>>103277808
>expecting Vedal to treat her professionally
Unfortunate that that wasn’t really what she wanted from him at all, but Vedal is too dense and stubborn to realize it

>>103277808
well she also said in the past that artists work better with a deadline and Vedal never gave her a dealine, probably cause it’s made for free so there’s that misunderstanding as well, probably neither of them expressed how they really felt about all of this

a**y defenders get the rope

>defending is when blaming both of them
just stop talking retard

>>103276205
/swarm/chads are at all Little Saint James

>>103278172
ally defenders? The fuck you're talking about?

>>103278230
I don't see any neuros there, just a bunch of boykissers

>>103278106
The deadline was Evil’s birthday. She just had a melty cause IPN visited japan again the month before.

>>103278382
I’m talking about the other models and outfits, the only time she was given a deadline was for Evil’s birthday and Neuro’s new hairstyle, she put the deadline herself with Neuro though

>>103278048
Even if that was the case (I doubt it) just communicate him what you want the relationship to be. He is in placement were it is dangerous for him to make any assumptions about any relationship he has for obvious reasons

>>103278464 (me)
not to mention that Evil’s model was due a long time ago if we go by the scrapped Evil Neuro versions so that deadline was like the first and last set deadline she ever had

>>103278464
"didn't give me a deadline" is a crazy excuse dawg

>>103278665
I’m not excusing her retard, I’m just quoting what she said, in reality the model was bad cause it was rushed due to “lack of time to test new things”, “no feedback from Vedal”, lack of rigging knowledge from kitanya for the wink, which is basically a way of saying “it’d have been done a little bit better if Vedal gave me continuous feedback while I was having my menhera episode to not put the first thing that came to my mind and think better of the options that could’ve made the model better” which is a retarded excuse as well since the model should’ve been done with time a long time ago but a valid one since she’s a retarded woman

we HATE women here

just put the model in the bag lil bro

"Sorry Vedal I'm not in the right mental at the moment to continue working on this project. I would recommend artist #1 or artist #2 instead"
is that really that fucking hard to do?

>>103279554
poor aislop nur deserves some headpats

"Sorry Anny I should have been a better friend to you"
is that really that fucking hard to do?

t3 meltyyy

>>103279641
Yes because that would be lying

CRELLY

I miss the witch and clown outfits...

>>103279884
Now that Anny re made the models we should be able to get more outfits since she already has a base to work off

or we could just hire a normal artist

>>103279986
>we should be able to get more outfits

>>103279641
you dont even know what happened faggot

so uh
we're never getting a new outfit huh? Anny was a god damn mistake

>>103280146
the toma situation tells me all i need know about the green sociopath

can we hire a normal dev too?

>103280233
too obvious bait, get better material

>>103280242
Yeah, neuro deserves a normal dad

>be female
>realize a male doesn't want to treat you like you are the center of the universe
>have a melty

>>103280318
>>103280318
>>103280318

>>103280419
>replying to DMs within reasonable time = treating you like the center of the universe

>>103280507
the menhera suicidal woman? yes

danm feel bad that Vedal didn't respond to Anny for 2 years
makes sense why it took Anny 2 years to complete the model now

>>103280507
>if a problem arises the male is to blame 100%
femcels actually believe this

>>103276482
is this actually his house?

clun~

>>103279641
never apologize to a bitch

>>103281386
why would anny need to apologize?