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>>103281248 (OP)Hello I'm a representative from the Gigi Murin Talent Management office, I want to file a complaint to the individual named Pero for misrepresenting our client in the D tier for kissability
>>103282106Gigi needs bigger milk cannons to be able to withstand peros kisses
You know what's fun? Watching the stream on a phone's mobile data and a PC at the same time, using the phone to type in chat, and then seeing how many of your messages don't show up in chat on your PC which means FUWAMOCO can't see them either.
Hint: it's most of them.
>>103282222Then why is Fuwawa on D also HUHHH? ANSWER ME PERO
>purityschizo's anti-Pero trash art skipped
FUWAMOCO are seeing him for what he really is
>>103282441or just look at what shows up in the chat window on stream you retard
>>103282027>FWMC has a secret august project>Bae has a secret august projectI'm noticing
Was Fuwawa put into D because she got nerfed here?
>>103283526I almost punched my monitor... Fuwawa with no floofies is just wrong.
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cuteeee
>>103283589meanwhile, patra
>>103283759Eww really? And here I was hoping they'd all get terminated alongside the homos...
>>103283759it's their concert
>>103283526My eyes burn everytime I look at that cover and see those small ass floofies.
>>103283526is there any way to purchase these and get those cards?
>>103284238https://www.cdjapan.co.jp/product/NEOBK-3026074
>>103284154Fuwawa's floofies are sacred
>>103284319ueh that shipping
Fuwawa is beautiful and fluffy. I'll dream about her soft and sweaty floofies tonight.
>>103284399I want to lick Mococo's tummy.
>>103284483What about Moco-chan's fuzzy wuzzies?
>>103281248 (OP)Pero your tastes are SHIT
damm they can't resist orange juices cock
>I won't go into the details, but it was not sudden. It was a year or more in the making.
Holy Jesus, Do these schizos have ZERO self awareness? They recognize someone got timed out and eventually banned because they were a persistent anti. And in the same conversation they rationalize their own time outs as mistakes or YouTube bugs.
>>103285175What happened?
>>103285175Oh yeah someone got banned, who was it?
>>103284670Moco-chan should let the ruffians listen to her tummy sounds.
Today the doctor told me my lung capacity will never return to what it was before getting sick last year due to permanent scarring.
I'm not going to let it stop me, though. There's so much more I want to do and places I want to go. I'll never give up on the view I want to see!!
>>103285234One schizo got timed out and was seeking out reassurance from the other schizo.
>>103285276>tummy sounds.Don't you mean frog sounds?
>>103285292And FUWAMOCO still will never learn even when it's ruined Mori's health for the rest of her life just like Mumei.
>>103285303doomer? purity?
>>103281248 (OP)Why does Mococo not find her sister sexy...?
>>103282027Would you allow Pero to rape Bae?
>>103282468Fuwawa is in D because it would be unethical for her to be above F based on the explanation for Mococo but the floofies are tempting enough to overcome that barrier.
>>103282106Pero does not want to be associated with Jeffrey Epstein. It just so happens that Gigi is a hebe.
>>103285292Maybe you should drop an akasupa about it to FWMC
>>103286246>would you watch mococo and bae have sexyes
>>103282856They don't always have it open or it goes by too fast, you shithead.
>>103281248 (OP)>Nooo you cant kis lollieswhy are they like this?
>>103287086Kissing underage or underage looking girls is icky
where were you when texas mococo was kill?
>>103287541does this mean fuwawa wanting to play goo goo babies was just her trying to kill texas mococo?
Mococute destroyed her throat again just to entertain you and you didn't value it enough
Apologize for not valuing it enough
>inb4 they will have to go to the dogtor again and this time it caused throat cancer
>>103286246Bae is already taken by Korone ojisan, sorry
it's buhi buhi time again. feat Miko
>>103282106She is asexual so of course she would not be a good kisser.
>>103288796Sometime is going to get pregnant from this one...
>>103288871You don't need love to give a great kiss.
>>103288894t. Pero "Epstein" Cino
>>103287086because mococo likes taller oneesans with big boobies....kind of like.....
>>103287086The tierlist is actually divided into their own preferences
The more at the top they are, the more Fuwawa is into them and not Mococo, and the opposite with the lower end
>>103288796oh so it's a watchalong of pic related, which so happens to use the thumbnail made by Miko herself.
>>103288757She was fine last year and there was even singing. The best time to push is now when there's a billion concerts and stuff because since everything is prerecorded that means they're likely on the slowest recording period all year right after finishing everything.
What kind of mental illness is this?
>>103289370>She was fine last yearExactly because Pero gone missin'
W-what, why are they liking my comment I made 9days ago now
>>103289819I saw the top "yooo this came out before GTA6" comment get a heart, then the retard edited his comment to celebrate getting the heart, and as a result the heart disappeared. What profound stupidity.
>>103281248 (OP)I have never been angrier at a tier list
>>103288757time to introduce Pero's cousin Muracincin
Fuwawa 3:16
"For Fuwawa so loved the wuffians that she displayed her floofies, that whosoever looketh upon them should not perish, but have everlasting life"
Are you ready for the next Minecraft server event?
>>103290623Suisei looking kinda retarded
>>103285344>>103285407>>103285515Moco-chan should milk the Ruffians dry
>>103290844Her new ASMR-specific model with her sitting down and her tits almost falling out is pretty cool
Pero should have put Mococo into a special SSS tier and said she's the most beautiful maiden in the world, that would have been funny
>>103291348Fuwawa should have been at least SS tier.
>>103291389Yeah especially considering it was all about floofies. Surely Fuwawa is up there at the top.
>>103289819I got a like on the most random vod I watched from months ago that I watched this week. How would anyone even find that comment?
>>103291508Maybe they told Manechan to do something useful and go back through all their recent vods to like stuff while they sign things and record
8 hours of recording on a saturday?? Voice packs take that long now? Studio staff couldn't be working on the weekend so what else would it be?
>>103291542>Studio staff couldn't be working on the weekendnewfag chamma...
>>103291532Absolutely was mane chan because it was happening all day and they liked all 1.1k ltst comments even non members on top of all the other recent streams. They must have gotten her to clear out their comments tab in their yt studio page.
>>103291542They record their voice packs at the studio, retard.
Good night #FUWAMOCO!
I hope the rest of your day went well! Great work protecting our smiles today too!
It's a full moon tonight! (The sturgeon moon apparently) I'm pretty sure you both already saw it a day or two before it was completely full, but I'm sure it was still beautiful! ใกใชใฟใซใไปๅคใๆใ็ถบ้บใงใใญ~
I probably haven't mentioned it much, but whenever there's a full moon I tend to think about and listen your ๆใปใใผใใฆใใพใใ from your 3D Bday live!
(I also listen to your Crescent Moon when there's a crescent moon I can see too )
It's hard to say if it's my favorite but the whole live and encore live was more or less my favorite!
Even then, there was something that just felt kind of magical about this performance of yours!
Anyway I was listening to this and LTST while I was working on crunching some numbers for myself today, and before I knew it, it's bed time! w
Let's get a good rest in tonight so we can do our best together tomorrow too!
Sweet dreams my dearest fluffy and fuzzy princesses!
Today just like every single day, I love you!!
ใใใใฟ~๏พ๏พ๏ฝณ๏พ๏พ๏ฝณ~
P.S. Thank you for taking the time to look through all our messages and posts for LTST/members!
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>>103291608I know but that doesn't require a full team of staff like a 3D recording. This is one guy watching them as they bumble like retards and spend more time trying to say a set of 4 minute lines than what it took to write produce and record it for all the other talents combined.
>>103291652>thanks for the heartsWhy are gachitards always the ones with the most pathetic obsession with likes and hearts? He talks like a school girl.
>>103290623It starts today?
>>103291532>>103291600This heartโฆ it wasnโt given to me by FUWAMOCO themselves? Impossibleโฆ Then such a worthless thing is of no use to me! It would have been better had I never possessed a heart at all. Yesโฆ thatโs it. I shall cast it away and become Heartless.
>>103291652You can tell he's getting desperate for likes when he starts using the hashtag for his worthless daily ritual tweets.
>>103291950There's no way someone would care if it were manechan or them would they? Why does it matter, you got the heart either way. They aren't going to waste time reading the 6 paragraph novel he posts on every video.
idk they did skip the oshi no ko comments
Would you like Mococo more if she had Pero's personality?
>>103291681Thank you for saving my time and making it clear you're not worth replying to seriously.
>>103292179No, I want her to be cute and rapeable
>>103292125They also reskipped purityschizo. But that could be mane chan still, he's an ass to her.
>>103292125what comments are those?
Mococo is a slutty puppy in heat and she wants to be raped by the Ruffians
They hate that shit so much KEK
holy based
>>103292333huh? they went back and gave a heart to his AI rubbish but still skipped him in the doggy pack ASMR comments. What he didn't realize is that FWMC was also hearting comments to the replies of their pinned post on Lifetime Showtime.
>>103289087So Mococo is into herself? Kinky
>>103292412Holy fuck they must have been furious to see that lmao
>>103292465If there was a kill yourself heart he would be the only one with that one
>>103292366if only her boobs were just slightly bigger.
>>103292412It was also more than 1 comment mentioning it which is why i don't think it was mane chan
>>103292509It's obviously not, if it was a manager's job to heart comments every member would do it. Their manager is more than busy enough with all the shit they do. They can just work day and night and all weekend because they're addicted and personally invested, but Mane-chan is an employee with a right to rest. They're not wasting their manager's time with this kind of thing.
What likely happened is during recording when one was recording and the other waiting for her turn the one waiting was hearting comments.
The only good thing Mococo contributes to the channel is the meme Pero streams.
>>103292736shut up FWW
less posting
more raping
Patra's official oppai mouse pad merch. you know what to do next time, Fuwawa.
>Me and Pokey?
>We are not lovers Rufferans!
I need Shiori to start insinuating things.
Does Pero represent Mococo's true self
>>103292927Even if that ridiculous notion is true, she'll have to face herself.
https://youtu.be/qnp6nM1q0jc
Where did femruffian #2 oshihen to?
>>103292927Pero is Mococo's Heartless
>Everything I touch is-
>Diamonds hauh!
Does Mococo not know common metaphors?
closing my eyes and creampieing a femruffian imagining they are mocochan!
Now he is implying Mococo is a whore? Fuck this guy.
>>103293175Maybe he's just creepily implying he kisses images of her on his screen
>>103293175What the fuck... He is a disgusting creep.
>>103293246Yuck, it's this isn't it? Does he have a mococo model tied up in his vrchat basement?
>>103293175he hates hearing FUWAMOCO say "kimochi warui" because he knows that's what they'll say to him if they ever meet him.
Can you just leave the guy alone? Why do you people obsess over random innocent fans?
>>103293648>innocentlol
lmao
>>103293648Blud is not innocent
>>103293648>directly and aggressively insults any hololive members and fan artists that interact with FUWAMOCO in a way that he doesn't approve ofvery innocent fan
>>103293175He must really hate Nerissa with how much she kisses them
>>103293648well maybe if he can fucking keep his thoughts to himself
>>103293734Fuwawa's floofies are perfect
>>103294094Fuwawa is the perfect woman
So they got half the SC they did last year for the Pero bday stream. Paypigs, where you at?
>>103294216Paypuppies are getting flaccid
>>103281248 (OP)why does pero hate mogogo so much
>>103294216Cover and FWMC drained Ruffians dry with too much merch and events.
>>103294287AndyTran, Cat Planets, Momochan, John Smith, and mugetsu all came back to give another red this year. Where's my boys Osvald Traveler. Deep Fried Scream, and Phoenix at?
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>>103294216Newfag-chamma, SCs generally go down over the years
>>103294463No wonder they are trying to bait as much SC as they can. Projects are only getting more expensive.
>>103294463I want to see % for year over year loss. What site do you use for this anyways?
>>103294776Only asking because I'm kinda curious how they're doing in comparison to the % drop for some of the bigger heavy hitters in EN like IRyS, Mori, or Kiara. It looks like playboards, but they charge a fee to see anything outside 30 days
>>103294948Mori
2020 333,153
2021 854,824
2022 330,576
2023 236,388
2024 164,047
Kiara
2020 288,489
2021 721,452
2022 344,673
2023 243,765
2024 173,260
IRyS
2021 173,842
2022 283,168
2023 208,044
2024 164,265
>>103294948I have no idea why people brag about how much money other men give their oshi
I had a dream I was getting stepped on by Biboo. It's over, she has control of my cock.
Fuwawa save me!
>>103285342And IRyS. And Suisei. And Chloe. And Marine although to be fair Marine was 100% her fault.
>>103295394Yeah Irys is 3rd in terms of all time EN superchats, If you don't count Fauna/Ame/Gurathere just happens to be a rather sizeable gap between her and takamori (who are in a different league)
Fwmc will I think surpass Irys to be 3rd all time, they will likely never pass Mori/Kiara though.
>>103296240How can you count IRyS as 3rd all time if you have to discount Ame/gura/fauna? That is like calling pekora number one if you ignore rushia and coco
>>103296341How would you feel if you did not have breakfast this morning?
>>103296341Well they're graduated so she is 3rd if you're counting active talents, I think that's a meaningful distinction.
I think saying Pekora is number 1 right now is pretty fair. (she and marine both passed coco btw)
>>103294216Sorry I got into collecting pokemon cards so I cut back on SCs and mostly buy merch now
We got a lot of kino recently
And tomorrow will be even more kino
>>103294216even ruffians find this kind of shameless when they already have 2 birthdays. there's a limit to what even the most simpish paypig will tolerate
>>103294216I love FUWAMOCO not that nasty fat fuck.
>>103294216SCing when it means it will make Mococo destroy her voice to read it makes you an anti
>>103297303Patra live will be Kino
Okanyumu would've been Kino
Phogs will never be Kino
>>103297422I was close to SCing something like "I really think you should reconsider your rating of Fuwawa, have you looked at her? No one can withstand her charms, she's a goddess" or something like that but decided against it last minute...
>>103297461Blame it on Gaben sama
>>103297479Same Kek. I wanted to drop a troll aka but was worried about mogotyan voice
>>103296341NTA but IRyS was already earning more superchats than Fauna and Ame were at the time they graduated.
>>103297422This sounds like cope, she spent 30 seconds on each SC. That's not going to destroy anything even if she read another 20
All these steam perms fuckery means VN streams will be rare. Like even something tame like okayumu gets cock blocked
>>103297562Ame fucking hated reading SCs so much she would keep delaying the growing pile or turn off SCs for weeks at a time
One time management got mad and turned them on for her without her knowing KEK
>>103297606do a pero voice for 10 minutes straight and let me know how your throat feels
>>103297684NTA but I think we could do it because we're men and clearly superior to little baby women
>>103297684I'd have no way to prove it to you, but an hour of talking like that is hardly a strain
And if we look at their karaoke streams or random 8 hour streams or how long they say they spend at recordings, we know that she can handle it
>>103297802>we know that she can handle ityeah, with all their time streaming they've never had any problems straining their voices
Why is Pero such a cretin who doesn't appreciate a good cunny?
>>103298043>Mococo>FYou tell me
>>103298276Remember that D was "I wouldn't mind kissing them, D is still acceptable" but Pero explained Mococo is in F because it would be awkward for Pero to get smoochios from FWMC as he is their mentor and master and knows papa puppy from way back.
But Fuwawa ended up in D anyway. Think about what that means.
this damn temptress keeps stealing my cum
I got 3 hearts last night they love me.
>>103298786Not bad, I got 27
Is next week going toMinecraft? minecraft?
>>103298786Where you getting these hearts I've gotten 0 for weeks
>>103299622asmr coneru lifetime showtime
>>103299632coneru aftertalk party
>>103295168>Mori>62% loss>29% loss>31% loss>Kiara>53% loss>30% loss>29% loss>Irys>27% loss>21% lossIf they can manage to keep up with any of these for 2024 vs 2025, they're gonna be fine for SC/fan willingness to buy stuff.
>>103299661unfortunately those ones had the excuse of stimmy checks and the economy still being okay. Nowadays merch costs 2 to 3x or more than it did just last year. I guess people could say no to merch and put it into SC I think it's more likely people either stop spending completely or put it all towards physical merch.
Due to unforeseen events Moco-chan's barker is a bit rough and the dogtor said she should rest up a bit, so next week will be just me and the wuffians, okay?
private femruffian jerk off session for $30...
>>103299778>Mococo will still drop by every stream anyway
>>103299661If they really want SCs, they can do the polaroid stuff that Kiara did. But I honestly don't think money is an issue for them unless they are going crazy on mvs like marine
>>103299778Fluffy Hitman and fluffy Halo 2
>>103299778We can't let Fuwawa do any more solo streams, her lust for the Ruffians is increasing every day and it's dangerous to be all alone with her
>>103299778Great news. I should have sent another aka or two but I didn't want to personally be responsible for Mococo's voice damage. Not because I'm worried about her hating me more because she already does, but because I still care about her even if she's indifferent to my existence.
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/2ynIMARsllY
Hello ruffians!
Thanks to your encouragement I started with my Nihongo learning journey!
Day 732: Today I've done my anki and immersion reps. For anki I've learned 5 new cards. For immersion I've watched two episodes of an anime.
Finally made myself make some new cards...5/1200
FUWAMOCO love!
BAU BAU!
>>103299978Fuwawa should wape Mococo on stream
>>103300304>>103261152>it would take you like literally a decade to learn all the words for N1So, in the year 2035 I'll have the vocabulary for N1? Sounds good to me, I don't think Nippon will cease to exist in the next ten years.
>>103300304gj!
>>103300341kek based reply. fuck the naysayers
>>103300467WAPE MOGOJYAN!
>>103300325>>103300467Moco-chan is a good little puppy.
>>103300591she's so tight and fuzzy
>>103300591kek mococo is autistically shy
What happens in the 6 hour and running sheep ASMR?
She's fluffy too...
>>103300675Collab with fluffy sheep!
>>103300675Fluffy sex asmr please!
I want to hug the pink fuzzy one.
I want to hug and then impregnate the blue fluffy one
>>103300715>>103300726my cock wouldn't last 2 minutes alone with that much fluff around
>>103300591Mococo is just like me when the Latina chicks at my church try to hug me.
>>103300757Does she really earnestly like armpits or did she just choose that as her thing cause it's both "yabee!" but also harmless and safe
The first asmr collab has to be with noel. Watching fuwawa being nervous about touching noel's floofies will be kino
>>103300913Fuwawa should try to touch Noel's floofies with her own.
>>103300910She's an ever bigger pervert than Fuwawa. It's her thing because you can see the huge side floofies
Did you expect them to do a memgen ASMR this year?
>>103300910its wakipai, not just armpits
>>103300980I expected them to do it a year ago but I'm glad they finally got around to fulfilling that promise. Better late than never.
>>103300969Oh God imagine them trying to dock nipple to nipple on top of the mic
>>103301028nipples and moans and fuwawa horny giggles in both ears...
Why are wuffians so afraid of spending a whole fluffy week alone with Fuwawa?
What's the worst that could happen?
>>103301124>afraidI would love it more than anything.
https://x.com/fuwamoco_en/status/1954132927240962475
>>103301180You don't have to trick us, I'd click on coyote sex anyway
>>103301180shooting mayo all over their slutty senpai's face!!
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Stolen from towa:
>The ones they send DMs to are nerissa and mori
>The ones they respect the most are fubuki, marine, mori and miko
>>103300980Kinda... What I didn't expect was them wanting to try doing one asmr stream a month. I'm happy they want to get better at it.
Should I buy more holo merch and voice packs or this 10 kilo heavy big lego AT-AT for almost a thousand bucks
>>103301640Depends if you like FWMC more than Star Wars. If it were me I would prioritize FWMC merch over my other hobbies. But in the end you should do what makes you happy.
>>103301566interesting, they decide to go to the gym after stream and before recordings grind
>>103301783Holy crap they weren't kidding when they said they're busy puppies.
>>103299778How do I get Fuwawa to take a week off for a fuzzy week?
>>103301783No way they go to the gym every day
>>103301783Easily verifiable by seeing their online activity compared to this. Also, Nae will love they posted an hour by hour.
>>103301566>Fuwawa is fluffy and milky
>>103301783How can there be so much to record that it takes up 5 hours every day?
This must be an example of a fully busy day cause no chance it's always like this
>>103301783>FUWAMOCO MORNING is broadcast three times a weekintroducing yourself to JP tourists with a lie...
>>103302559If you look at nerissa, she seems to be stuck in recording hell. So who knows?
>>103302559It's worse. I told you the fucking voicepacks take them forever. IRyS said 2 hours for 5 minutes of voicepacks. FUWAMOCO take longer than that AND it takes both of them cause they don't do things alone.
>>103302688They release at best 2 voicepacks a month. So that is 2 days.
>>103302725And the 2 minute videos for every con they attend and the baseball game and the random Taiwan collab and the other Taiwan collab and the Tokyo pop up shop and...
>>103302725They are a lot slower and less efficient than IRyS. Also all the side projects like voice lines for every pop up shop.
>>103302777Add those together and it is still less than 10 per month
>>103301783Where's the 2 hours of "tea time" alone with management?
>>103302688The FUWAMOCO brand is very meticulous about the quality of work it puts out.
>>103302794They also stream more than IRyS so who cares? I don't get why you faggots have to whine incessantly
>>103302857>Don't ask questions, just consume product and be excited for next product
>>103302794IRyS streams once a week at best.
>>103302890kek, looks like the bot broke
>>103302900IRyS style is she tends to do 1-2 long streams a week. FWMC style is they tend to do 3-4 shorter streams a week. They clock roughly the same hours all things considered (FWMC has a slight edge but the difference is pretty negligible)
>>103302900quality over quantity
the towa thread isn't going this way.....
I just think that time table given there is a hypothetical "what if we have to do everything in one day". Many days do not have all that. They might have shorter streams or far less/no recording, or no stream but recording, or only one meeting instead of two etc.
>>103302983imo 2 or 3 hour streams I'm fine with since I can't always watch live because of my night shift. If they did 6 hour streams all the time I would never be able to keep up. Sure, a long stream from time to time is good if they're on the weekend.
>>103302900She streams around once every 3 days which is the average for FUWAMOCO too these days.
>>103303049It depends. Longer streams are better for clearing games. The reason why they cleared MGS 3 and Fatal Frame was because they were doing 7-8 hr long streams
>>103303006>quality over quantitySo the current FWMC schedule they have going then? Sounds good to me then.
>>103303084True. It really depends what they're playing. Like with Fatal Frame I'm good with a 5+ hour stream since those type of streams don't come around much.
>>103303161I feel in an ideal scenario, 2-3 hours with kusoges like gorilla vs 100 men on weekdays, and 5-6 hours on weekend
>>103303010brown shitposters will find anything to bitch about.
Fuwawa should do a 24 hour Hitman stream.
>>103299709% decline doesn't work like that. If they can keep in line with three of the biggest hitters in EN with decay of SC and merch sales, they'll be a-ok. We'll know by the end of the year how they're doing comparatively.
>>103303259I love Fuwawa for saying that's her game when Mococo brought it up a while back.
>>103303340She's so fluffy
>>103303340hitman is her alone time with the wuffians
megaanon, this month's famitsu column
As usual, take it with a grain of salt. If another translation from a reputable source comes out and differs from mine in anything, theirs is likely the correct reading.
>FUWAMOCOใฎ็่ชBAUBAU ใ ใใใ~!
Please tweet your thoughts on the column to #ใใฏใขใณใฉใ !
>PROFILE:
>Fuwawa Abyssgard
The Demon Guard Dogs' facilitator, from the first twin vtubers in Hololive Productions. Always eager to tease her younger sister Mococo, she's a mischievous onee-chan.
>Mococo Abyssgard
The Demon Guard Dogs' rambunctious child, from the first twin vtubers in Hololive Productions. Although she's free-spirited and may fall asleep during streams, she's a very dependable person.
>SECOND ISSUE: Love was right there
BAU BAUใผ!! From Hololive English -Advent-, the twin demon guard dog sisters, together we're FUWAMOCO! From Hololive English -Advent-, the twin demon guard dog sisters, together we're FUWAMOCO! Active mainly on YouTube, we're Vtubers. We stream a variety of games, including visual novels and retro games on original hardware! We also host a morning show, and sing nostalgic japanese songs in karaoke. We do lots of different things, you know? Fuwawa is a dependable older sister who is good at retorts, and Mococo is a younger sister who loves being tricky and getting spoiled!
We grew up as Demon Dogs in the Northwest Passage, in the Makai, so japanese isn't our native language, but we're currently living in Japan. Lately, summer has really started to come in full force, right? But, you know, even though we're right in the middle of summer, we're seeing cherry blossoms every day! The reason for that? Our number one favorite visual novel in the whole world, AQUAPLUS' masterpiece, ToHeart, just got a brand new remake!! BAUBAUBAUBAU!!
When we first heard the news, we couldn't believe it!! To tell you the truth, we actually heard the news a little earlier than everyone else! It was first announced during AQUAPLUS' 30th anniversary event, "Great AQUAPLUS Festival", and we went there in secret to celebrate! Don't worry, we made sure to hide our ears and tails very well!
We've been fans for a long time, so when we heard it was getting remade after around 15 years, we were so, SO happy...! And with new 3D graphics too!! To explain to those who haven't played it, ToHeart is a multi-ending visual novel where you get to experience the heart pounding excitement of first love during your casual, everyday school-life.
Once you play it, it'll stay with you forever! It's a legendary, heartwarming piece that is packed with many precious memories for us. It's no wonder it was big hit on PlayStation in the 90s, it's truly a masterpiece!! That's how amazing ToHeart is! Actually, before this new remake came out, there has never been an english version. So we studied japanese really hard with the goal of one day being able to play ToHeart! It was such a legendary game that it became a social phenomenon!
The player takes on the role of Fujita Hiroyuki, a sharp-tongued but kind-hearted high school boy, and meets all kinds of cute heroines! Like the kind childhood friend Kamigishi Akari; the cheerful school gossip lover, Nagaoka Shiho; the mysterious and well-mannered rich girl from the Kurusugawa Group, Kurusugawa Serika; the half-japanese, half-american big-hearted blonde, Miyauchi Lemmy; the glasses-wearing, kansai dialect-speaking, strict member of the disciplinary committee Hoshina Tomoko; and of course, our ultimate oshi above anyone else... the legendary robot-maid, HMX-12 Type Multi!!
Multiiii!! You're too cute!! You're definitely, absolutely number one!! Our eternal wife...!! (ยดะ๏ฝ)pant... pant...
There's good reason why everyone still loves multi to this day! At a first glance, Multi appears to be a perfect maid robot, but she does make mistakes now and then... being a maid robot is not easy. New, more efficient models that are better at her job than her are always being released too... Even though it's so hard to keep up with technological advances, Multi is always giving her absolute best, striving to grow and improve, and always with a smile, no matter what!! How could you not fall in love with her~?
We're incredibly happy that this remake will allow many new players to experience the wonderful world of ToHeart!! You can play it on Nintendo Switch and Steam, and it's available not only in Japanese, but English and Chinese too, and at a very affordable price...! At first we were a bit worried, "is it ok to have full 3D and HD graphics at such a low price!?", but if it means a lot more people get to fall in love with ToHeart, then it's a good thing!! We hope ToHeart will reach the hearts of lots of people all around the world, please give it a try!
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>>103303397Also training for how to slip past security measures and rape her targets.
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>>103303433And beyond that, not only our long dream of an english version of ToHeart came true, but AQUAPLUS asked us to cover ToHeart's opening theme, Feeling Heart!! A song we've been listened to since we were little demon dogs! We put all of our hearts into singing it and gave our all! The music video also faithfully recreates scenes from the original opening from back in the day, so we'd be happy if you could check it out on our YouTube channel! We still can't believe this is real... The 7th year of the Reiwa period is just too amazing!! We want to continue spreading our love for visual novels to the world, and we'll keep doing our best in various different ways for that end! BAU BAU!!
>RECENTLY LEARNED JAPANESE: ๆด็ชIn offline meetings, we like going to Sega's indoors amusement park, "Tokyo Joypolis"! There are many fun attractions and cute collabs there, it's a lot of fun! We went there with Myth's Calli-senpai, and our genmates from Advent Nerissa, Shiori and Bijou, all together as Hololive English members! More recently we were there with Elizabeth from Hololive English -Justice- and our genmate Nerissa. There's a very accurate fortune telling attraction there called "Fortune Forest" that gets us all fired up! It's accurate to the level that years later you'll find yourself shocked, thinking "that fortune telling... actually came true!"
There's a mysterious room in there called "Fenrir's Cave"... Only the two chosen ones may enter the room while holding hands. Everyone gets so excited about it, it awakens our gamer souls! If you go there, definitely check out the Fortune Forest and try to challenge Fenrir's Cave with a lover or a friend!
Recently, while we were talking to Okayu-senpai and Fubuki-senpai, the word "cave" came up, and we were able to remember it because of Fenrir's Cave! It made us really happy! We hope to keep learning more and more japense through our daily adventures~!
So we all agreed to meet in a dark alley before AFO right Wuffians? Just making sure
>>103303456>Recently, while we were talking to Okayu-senpai and Fubuki-senpai, the word "cave" came up???
>>103303474Nice try Fuwawa.
>>103303456>>103301566they really love hanging out with Nerissa, they are a good match.
>>103303510Nerissa spoils them absolutely rotten, I'm not surprised.
>>103303510Negrissa blud ain't gonna like this one
>If you could achieve a professional level skill in one genre, what would it be
FWW: ASMR
Fuwawa loves her Wuffians.
>>103303510Going to hurt them a lot when she graduates in the next year
>>103303649Fuwawa will be way too powerful if she ever gets to the level of Noel or Okayu.
>>103303649She knows what her wuffians want
>>103303792Nerissa will never graduate she loves being in Hololive.
>>103303906Yeah, but she hates working and spending time with her fans more than she loves Hololive
>>103303649>>103303841Fuwawa is too dangerous...
>>103303967does it matter? suisei and marine do not spend much time with their fans too and they are still around
>>103303967Luckily for her you dont have to work or spend time with fans to be in Hololive see Gura, Aqua, Marine, Ame, Ayame, etc.
The Comptiq feature is massive, wow.
>>103303906She would leave the moment she nimis as that is something she wants more than anything else.
>>103304024She likes the idea of it, I doubt very much she'd like the reality. She's way too selfish and self centered to make an actual relationship work .
Why is there a jailbird always crying about Nerissa here?
>>103304930Why is there a Ruffblud always shitting their pants over Nerissa here?
>>103303649She's way too powerful
>>103305003>Ruffblud>blud>bong>ERB is a bongare you the bloodraven schizo from ope?
>>103305061Nah /baubau/ is my main playground
>blud
Oh it's the Swedebrown who's the Nerissa schizo
>>103305226I don't hate Nerissa tho, that's you
>>103305190So you are the faggot that was banned by towa?
>>103305346Ain't ever been there either
I am tired of oshikatsu and need a break from it how to do it without schizos bringing up my name and saying I oshihen? help me anons. SCHIZOS DNI
>>103305532Blud thinks he's important enough for us to notice
>>103305532Why give a fuck? If you need a break, take a break, who cares about the schizos
Feels like they're working on something big together. The Comptiq thing was really a double feature too, there's a 5 page interview with the three of them together as well, one of the gravure photos is the three of them too.
>>103305532just take a break
>>103305644I want to still post here and not have to read someone schizoing out about how i toned down interaction
>>103305718Interaction is gay. I only watch VoDs.
>>103305532Well now you can't take a break because I'm gonna be on the look out for any ruffian who suddenly ceases all interaction after this post
>>103305762basically what i have been doing i am not even chatting when i watch them live anymore
>>103305532Who cares what the schizos say, if you need a break take a break. Oshikatsu is honestly tiring business, and if you're worried whether FUWAMOCO will notice, there's a chance but they won't really care. If you just think from their perspective, they're too busy with their everyday lives to really care about individual ruffians, and you're just one out of the hundreds of their hardcore fans
>>103305718Taking a break from them and not here sounds pretty backwards, stop following entirely and do something else, detox. Why would you stick only with the worst part of being a ruffian which is having to deal with constant shitposting to have a place to discuss them?
>>103305532Don't be afraid of taking frequent breaks. Most people flamed out because they think they have to be involved in everything
FWMC didn't even notice Pudding Rat left.
>>103305907It's still a lot of fun. I just need to learn how to stop looking at this shithole and my btuber experience will be even better.
>>103306132They did. But what do you expect them to do? Cry about it? They have been in the idol grind long enough to know people come and go
>>103306212>btuberWoops, vtuber.
>>103305718If you're using 4chanx(t), just filter + no stub your name, and any variants shitposters use
Though if you're taking a break from them, you should really take a break from /here/ too
>>103306100i like talking about the streams when i catch them live and pero streams threads are always very funny
>>103306212i still love them i just dont want to be there for everything and answer every tweet
I only like tweets I like and comment/watch VODs I'm interested in. I go out of my way to ignore any JP merch shilling/events I can't attend.
Chadvent on pekora stream
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C5-NfiZHqM
>>103306285If you're not even quitting every stream I don't see why anyone would loop about you. A lot of the shitposters are threadreaders, there's a bunch of "big names" that don't watch every stream because niggas have lives. If people don't loop about you now, they probably won't start because you're not watching every single stream.
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>Fuwawa
>Not all of the ruffians are very familiar with Japanese games and manga so we usually try to hold back on talking about it too much. But Patra-oneechan knows so much about games and manga that, before we know it, we get super excited talking about it!
They've been holding back this whole time because the ruffian power levels are too low...
>>103305532I took a break from streams, twitter, /here/, and came back after 5 months for the better. It helped me, and it might help you.
>>103306425That was pretty obvious from their off-collab with pato.
>>103306285Who said anything about love? There's a really interesting divide in the way people consume this stuff, and you can see it by generations. There's some people who would say that everything would be ruined if they turned the whole of vtubing into edited, currated content with no more livestreams, but I feel like those people are part of the newer generation who are deep in on livestreaming on the internet. The other side of the coin are people who've been around a long while and used to consume things like lets plays, which were a bit edited but mostly freeform goofing around kept straight, and an even older crowd who consumed purely edited and formated content from the 00's.
I've been a mostly VoD consumer for 5 years of this vtuber stuff, and while it is fun to show up live when I can, using it as background noise with some funny moments on a second monitor has been great for those 5 years. I think prior to vtubers the only thing I watched livestreams of were game events and a few people who were really good and insightful at games I was playing at the time who would answer questions in the chat sometimes.
>>103306425Fuwawa is holding back her sex levels to protect her Ojisan Wuffians from having a heart attack.
>>103306425Where have you been? They don't want to describe things and hand-hold people into understanding where they're coming from with their passions, they just want to fangirl and have whoever they're talking to know exactly what they're talking about. It's weird, because they used to be ok at being descriptive and trying to include people who were interested in listening to them talk about what they liked.
>>103306633She shows it off every once in awhile
>>103306553you are just talking about content creation before the 2010's i was just there too i just meant to say i am not tired of them i am tired of being an active fan
I want them to swap their positions on songs and games. They sing songs they are passionate about and play shitty games, when they play games at all. Instead they should sing more accessible songs and play games they enjoy. Unless they actually enjoy horrorslop, which thankfully we haven't had in a while, but yeah don't play that shit.
>>103306787Jesus Christ you want a soulless automaton skin walking FWMC. No thank you.
>>103306827Don't be mean to CC
>>103306787The one thing they don't numberfag is singing and songs. Why the fuck do you want them to do that???
>>103306727But active used to mean just watching a video and maybe leaving a comment and buying some merch. The era of livestreams and constant placation of your fans and the instant response from those same fans has really changed the landscape of content creation and what it means to be a creator. Instead of getting a few videos a week, people are now expecting direct communication through chat almost daily, interaction on shitholes like twitter, and constant updates.
>>103306882Oh so you like hearing obscure Japanese song #889 you can't sing along to and they say this one is their favorite and the lyrics really mean a lot to them when they've said that about the 888 songs before?
>>103306943Yes because I rather listen to stuff they are passionate about?
>>103306934>Instead of getting a few videos a week, people are now expecting direct communication through chat almost daily, interaction on shitholes like twitter, and constant updates.Yeah that's the whole point behind Vtubers and why they make the big bucks. There are still thousands of letsplayers and shit out there floundering if you still want that.
>>103306972>ESL postNo wonder you misunderstood. This is an English language board, go away.
>>103307028I have a better solution. Why don't you leave instead?
How excited are you for the Patra live?
>>103307016Subs, what am I, an animal?
>>103306975Vtubers are nothing but livestreamers with a skin on at the end of the day. I don't care how much more or less they have idol activities, the main core of their content is their streaming output, and I think it's a lot worse for everyone's mental health to make that the core. There will always be your obsessive types, people like the bjork stalker will always be out there, but constant and continuous communication means a lot more stress for the performers/talent and a lot more craziness for fans.
>>103307119>the main core of their content is their streaming output,Not really. Raden is the most popular among the newcomers and she isn't heavily reliant on streaming to deliver content.
>>103307119I don't think there's anything wrong with streaming as the core, but I do find the expectation and demand of as close to daily streams as possible to be unreasonable and even undesirable.
Yeah the direct connection to fans is a differentiating factor between streamer idols and more performance focused idols, but that would still be the case with two streams a week. Don't personally need more than that. Weekends only would be good enough.
>>103307119that is another guy you are answering to if you did not noticed it i asked about sub or dub to gauge how much stuck in the past the old man is
>but constant and continuous communication means a lot more stress for the performers/talent and a lot more craziness for fans.That's a potential downside yes. But you're ignoring all the upsides too which is what the entire industry was based on and why Hololive is so big. Leaning into that parasocial relationship gets you rabid fans who will buy any shit piece of plastic, make big projects in your name, travel thousands of miles to see performances, and generally be more involved and more supportive of your talents.
>>103307167Why do you bad faith niggers always pick Raden (who went super viral off shorts) Marine (who streamed like a demon until she physically hurt herself) or Suisei (who is a fucking anomaly even in Hololive) and just ignore all the other girls in Hololive who are popular and stream.
>>103307167CCV popular or subs popular? I don't look at numbers, but I know she had a hit dance thing that got people looking at her channel and subbing because it swept Japan.
>>103307220The point I'm trying to make is that direct conversations with your audiemce creates more and arguably evem bigger schizos than we've ever had before, and not just for the vtuber realm. It's also a symptom of even the biggest, dumbest retard having access to the internet at his fingertips, but I feel like non-livechat content would easily cut down on these people who thrive on direct response.
>>103307220for anyone who works two days is enough but come on we know neets rule this hobby tech jobs are not real jobs it is just HR for males
>>103307220>that would still be the case with two streams a week. Don't personally need more than that. Weekends only would be good enough.Yeah well you're in a minority there.
>>103307327It's for NEETS and tech GODS who have automated most of their job/can work from home etc. I suspect most people just answer tickets.
Two streams a week is not enough for FUWAMOCO they want to see the Ruffians more often.
>>103307327>HR for malesKEK
>>103307335I'm not sure I am, looking at how popular some low streams holos are. Koyori isn't the biggest Holo.
>>103307220It is possible to stream sporadically but the chuuba has to be very talented and charismatic. ui mama streamed at best, once a week yet her music views and live viewership is ridiculously high
>>103307429She's not the least popular Holo either. And the "First Army" are people like Subaru, Pekora, etc, who all stream fairly consistently but no fags always go with BUT WHAT ABOUT SUISEI.
>>103307294I just find the rabid insanity really tiring from the community. The fact that I said the other day that I wish that the content would go back to being purely edited videos posted to a channel (because I watch mostly VoDs and don't give a shit about interaction) sent a few people into orbit with how mad they were at the suggestion. Let me ask you this, how would it harm you or hinder your enjoymeny if FWMC were still their silly, dorky selves playing games, singing music for karaokes and events, or talking about Japanese stuff on tangents? There's an arguement that playing off chat and getting ideas can help keep tangents going or whatever, but FWMC specifically are in the unique position having two of them there always that they can easily play off each other (and did a lot more in the past).
>>103307489You're just arguing with the voices in your head now.
>>103307321Raden has lowish CCV but she has enormous mindshare because of her content. She gets invited to universities and museum to give lectures, invited on radio shows frequently and so on.
>>103307529The community has gotten less insane overall since the BR fucked off, now we just have chatGPT, the doomer, and minor schizos like the princess guy. If you really want that style go back to watching Kizuna Ai or literally watch the archives of any of those Vtubers since live streams clearly aren't a priority for you. Hell go watch all of Watame's shorts or Polka's if you want to stay in Hololive about it.
>>103307489There are successful vtubers who stream consistently, and there are those who don't. you fags are the ones claiming the only way to be successful is via streaming
>>103307629FWMC are not the type who could be successful without consistent streams. They aren't Gura. They aren't Suisei. And they never will be.
>>103307662So you are shitting on them. Nice
>>103307529>I wish that the content would go back to being purely edited videos posted to a channelThere's a reason why that content style died out.
>>103307708See if you knew English, you'd know that's not shitting on them, just saying they aren't that style of Holo. I don't want them to be Gura or Suisei. If you watched streams, you'd know that they've said themselves they don't want to be Gura or Suisei, they want to be FUWAMOCO and do things the FUWAMOCO way. But you're a dumb shitskin nigger so you just get mad because you don't understand what is being talked about here.
>>103307770>so you just get mad because you don't understand what is being talked about hereIt seems like you are the one getting mad here.
>I don't want them to be Gura or Suisei.So you don't want them to be successful? Nice fan here.
>>103306366Holy shit I fucking love Advent
>>103307489It's because it makes it easier to handwave the fact that people just want content to consume. For every 3d they join, that's a chunk of time that would or could have been spent making content to consume on their channel, wether it be singing songs with karaoke, playing a game, or just chatting about mundane shit.
>>103307849It was a kino 10 minutes stream
>>103307770>replying to bludtranny
I think they have more mindshare for who they are than Gura did. Gura was much more of a mascot character. FWMC are writing for magazines they love, doing collabs with companies they admired for decades, and being requested by those companies. They successfully built their image around their tastes and personalities. The most comparable thing I can think of from Gura is the DMC related stuff, but she got into DMC as Gura. That's like if FWMC's biggest accomplishment was getting noticed by Koei Tecmo because of Fatal Frame.
>>103307961Gura is objectively more successful. At the same time, I think FWMC are pretty happy with the opportunities they are given in hololive.
>>103307609Maybe I just find it really humorous when I have opinions on content produced by FWMC (or hell, any Holo in their respective thread) and people jump straight to saying I want xyz because I just want attention when a majority of my viewtime is spent watching VoDs.
FWMC ain't ever gonna be as popular as Gura
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/obvCMqHl_1Q
>>103308121Fluffy fuzzy sex
>>103308082>It's just Lux Aeterna jerking himself off again>>81721730You spend so much time trying to convince yourself that you're not seething over living in the wrong timezone.
>>103308216What the hell are you talking about?
>>103308325Let me change my question. Why the hell do you have that post from a year ago saved? Are you insane or just autistic?
>>103308113No Holo is as popular as her yet but there are several a lot more influential.
>>103308395>No Holo is as popular as her yetAnon?
https://www.youtube.com/@SakuraMiko
gigi talking about "with fuwamoco" and bau bauing
>>103308487Lmao Saba beating her in subs soon
I just need to remind myself sometimes that the people I share this thread with are the kinds of delusional and insane people who save posts from a year ago calling out random fans so they can bust them out in arguments. What a life to live. Why does FWMC have some of the most unstable fags here?
>>103309026and by "random fans" you are talking about yourself
>>103309026You're really smarting over the fact that you're so easy to call out eh Lux?
>>103309026Gachitards, not even once
>Saturday night primetime.
>No HoloEN streams but a single Ina member stream
Grim.
>Saturday night primetime
>Begging for attention on 4chan
Grim.
>>103309165this is why the almost daily streams demand is so bizarre and so out of touch with the current state of holoen
>>103309430Were you not around for 2023? When the only people who seemed to be able to stream consistantly were Mori and Kiara?
>>103308121Doggy kisses are for me.
>>103306366KEK this is hilarious
>>103309523exactly what i'm insinuating
>>103309523Ah, the grim era. Thank god for FWMC and Advent.
>>103309740Man, I can't wait for the Advent 3D LIVE. Thank God we're getting one of these while everyone is still in the excited for the futured era.
>>103309801I am surprised shiori agreed to it.
>>103281248 (OP)>putting herself as lastStarting to think Peroccino is Mococo's actual alt personality.
>>103309740Nah, just FWMC
>>103309864She still loves Advent after all. The fact that it would make FWMC happy is all the reason she needs. Shan't be watching any of her solo content but as a part of Advent I'll always like her.
>>103309801Yeah I can't wait. It still feels like a dream we got them.
>>103309801Same. It was something I was secretly hoping for after seeing their first 3D collab. They are one of a kind.
Man, I LOVE when other holos do BAU BAU too when they do. Marine never misses a chance. Smile protected today. Patra and PHOGS tomorrow too, kino.
Hoping for appearance on Big Cat too but it's ok if they're not there.
FUWAMOCO IN THE BACKGROUND
I just came to say that retard from yesterday lost because Fwmc is a guest in RR 3D
Beeg cat means big tummy.
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THEY SHOWED UP?!?!?!
OUR ANGLE THAT EVERYONE HATES THEM?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
