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Anonymous No.103287728 >>103287767 >>103288812 >>103324522
/lemon/ - Kaneko Lumi General
This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (é‡‘å­į‘ įžŽ)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: NOBODY PANIC! NOBODY PANIC! LUMI WILL BE BACK SATURDAY! NOBODY PANIC!!!
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1952269207233847805/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

summer fridays winding down. lets all go to montauk
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Previous Thread:>>103169892
Anonymous No.103287767
>>103287728 (OP)
Anonymous No.103287840 >>103287881
Isle of lumi
Anonymous No.103287881 >>103287934
>>103287840
>Isle of lumi
is that the name of the island of trash in the pacific ocean?
Anonymous No.103287934 >>103288053 >>103288812
>>103287881
I found this there and decided to keep her. she cant cook to save her life but for some reason I like playing house with her and eat every bite
Anonymous No.103288053 >>103288101
>>103287934
yeah, just watch out for rabies
Anonymous No.103288101 >>103288812
>>103288053
it's our rabbies now
Anonymous No.103288653 >>103288695 >>103289244
I think lumi probably has a perfectly nice little ass
Anonymous No.103288695
>>103288653
made for anal
Anonymous No.103288812
Lumi is coming back in 6 hours
>>103287728 (OP)
Her radiance
>>103288101
>>103287934
cute
Anonymous No.103289244 >>103289596
>>103288653
All the dancing she's doing is sure to reap its rewards sooner or later
Anonymous No.103289509 >>103289607
More AoE 2 today?
Anonymous No.103289596
>>103289244
I was serious. we've seen her cute little hips. I like making lumi insecure as much as the next guy, but I just dont get what the issus is
Anonymous No.103289607 >>103291562
>>103289509
fuck yeah! I hope we do one of the OG campaigns instead of these silly oriental ones
Anonymous No.103289792 >>103289796
so which of us did lumi fuck in her dream?
Anonymous No.103289796 >>103289907
>>103289792
starbro
Anonymous No.103289907 >>103289923
>>103289796
is that why she wanted to go fishing so bad afterwards?
Anonymous No.103289923 >>103290247
>>103289907
Didn't she say fishing is peak lesbo activity?
Anonymous No.103289937 >>103289946
Lemon https://www.youtube.com/live/r1OgZ-4nUz4
Anonymous No.103289946 >>103289955
>>103289937
what are they saying?
Anonymous No.103289955 >>103289986
>>103289946
She told a ghost story in Japanese.
Anonymous No.103289986
>>103289955
she's such a cute dork
Anonymous No.103290247
>>103289923
I dont think so. she kept talking about the specific place, I assumed it was a reference to people inviting her to their fancy parties for the weekend.
Anonymous No.103291343 >>103291562 >>103318491
https://files.catbox.moe/slto5o.png

tw: lumi raping starbro
Anonymous No.103291562 >>103292088 >>103292133 >>103294937
When is Lumi getting her military idol uniform? It seems like a company-wide thing
>>103289607
as long as she's having fun I don't care what campaign she plays but something easier might be nice, especially after the trip
>>103291343
It seems gross and perverted in a very intentional way, it's almost tasteful how unsexy he made it
Anonymous No.103292088 >>103292133 >>103292212
>>103291562
>as long as she is having fun
stop being so damned wholesome.you're right though - grinding isnt fun. she really cant get away with not being into it after she blew through all of her counter-measures playing mass effect. even turbo spergs can tell now.
to be fair, she doesnt need to really be having fun so much as be emotionally invested enough to either have fun or at least effectively bully into going belly up.
Anonymous No.103292133
>>103291562
>>103292088
eyyyyy your pic related got an 88 in the reply. today is a lucky day for der gumi volk. maybe we need to play hoi
Anonymous No.103292212 >>103292278
>>103292088
>she doesnt need to really be having fun so much as be emotionally invested enough to either have fun or at least effectively bully into going belly up.
yes this is true, aoe2 is a good game for that too
Anonymous No.103292278 >>103293652
>>103292212
no amount of blowjob asmr could ever compete with some of those perfect moments
Anonymous No.103293652 >>103293984 >>103294382
>>103292278
I would prefer a bullying stream over blowjob asmr, personally
Anonymous No.103293984 >>103294192
>>103293652
that's what I mean. degenerate coomers revel in the pleasures of swine. the good stuff is always mental. it can be downright wholesome even, it doesnt matter. good entertainment or intimate (or both). especially when there is enough trust and rapport to play together. that's where the parasocial can become social
Anonymous No.103294192
>>103293984
the coomer stuff is good too, Lumi is a woman of many talents
Anonymous No.103294382
>>103293652
lia really should have kept making those
Anonymous No.103294716 >>103295084
I MISS LUMI!!!!!
Anonymous No.103294937 >>103295286
>>103291562
>When is Lumi getting her military idol uniform? It seems like a company-wide thing
god I hope so, have her do a skit where she shoots some kikes while they are at it
Anonymous No.103295084
>>103294716
soon
Anonymous No.103295286
>>103294937
would be kino, she would look good in it too
Anonymous No.103295422 >>103295552
Le Mans
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous No.103295460 >>103295528
Lemon summer, fading away
Anonymous No.103295528
>>103295460
Anonymous No.103295552
>>103295422
I wonder what she is think watching chat go by
Anonymous No.103295811
>Lumi is a blanket spinner
Anonymous No.103295983 >>103296091
Why does your girl keep making such damning stream titles I just want to check out her channel in peace not harassed while doing so
Anonymous No.103296091
>>103295983
she speaks the truth
Anonymous No.103297385 >>103298500 >>103301143
Lumi missed her chat
Anonymous No.103298500
>>103297385
I didn't.
Anonymous No.103299124 >>103299322 >>103301365 >>103301942
Ya I think I gotta stop watching Lumi. When I saw her "went live" notification I then came to the realization it was the most happy/excited I had gotten for something this week. Can't be crossing into that parasocial line
Anonymous No.103299322
>>103299124
I realized this as well
for the first 20 minutes or so of the stream I was grinning like an idiot
Anonymous No.103301143
>>103297385
I miss her too.
Anonymous No.103301365
>>103299124
Worse still is the realization it's not a reciprocated feeling
Anonymous No.103301942
>>103299124
>Can't be crossing into that parasocial line
yes, idolatry takes on many forms, that's why i keep a distance.
enjoy the content from the distance, but never fully commit.
Anonymous No.103301962
>Lumi brings joy and a will to live
>Nothing else seems worth doing or caring about in comparison to her
>Lumi alone isn't able to sustain life
why does she affect people like this
Anonymous No.103303038
Things are starting to turn around
Anonymous No.103304516 >>103304614
lumi has been a lot more emotionally transparent recently. theories as to why?
Anonymous No.103304614 >>103304718
>>103304516
Part of the cycle, by October she will have reverted to her old self, after that it's graduation talk and dooming until mid-late May when the cycle repeats.
Anonymous No.103304718 >>103304931
>>103304614
but that is also emotioally transparent?
Anonymous No.103304755 >>103305523
>You will never abuse Lumi with a foam sword
Why even live?
Anonymous No.103304931
>>103304718
A little bit but Lumi likes to "play into her role" and push through during the tough times because she associates pain with progress.
Anonymous No.103305027
https://x.com/i/status/1954205737145520454
love the little awkward pause at the end
Anonymous No.103305031 >>103305446
lumi has really been a sweetheart lately. I was sad to see her go
Anonymous No.103305446 >>103305619
>>103305031
It was fun to see her getting frustrated with the game and then start to understand
Anonymous No.103305523 >>103305626 >>103305650
>>103304755
I wonder if Lumi ever got her revenge on Starbro for that
Anonymous No.103305619 >>103305724
>>103305446
I was worried she was gonna cry there for a bit
Anonymous No.103305626
>>103305523
He's currently living through it
Anonymous No.103305650 >>103306579
>>103305523
she embarrassed him in front of his friends, not sure if that counts as revenge or not
Anonymous No.103305724 >>103305881
>>103305619
she still might
Anonymous No.103305881 >>103306140
>>103305724
why?
Anonymous No.103306140 >>103306466
>>103305881
not sure
Anonymous No.103306466 >>103306874
>>103306140
ohhh. wait I thought she was excited for that? it's more work but fun work isnt it? unless some other dynamic was in play
Anonymous No.103306579 >>103306710
>>103305650
>she embarrassed him in front of his friends,
When was this?
Anonymous No.103306710
>>103306579
she would wear stupid clothes and be as annoying as possible when she picked him or dropped him off, don't remember how bad it was though
Anonymous No.103306874 >>103308202
>>103306466
She seems both excited and anxious about it
Anonymous No.103308202 >>103309571
>>103306874
she sounds a little overstimulated. nothing an autistic bear hug couldnt fix. she should get a weighted blanket in lieu of human affection
Anonymous No.103309571 >>103309756 >>103310966
>>103308202
Starbro should hug her more often
Anonymous No.103309756 >>103310212
>>103309571
that and she should be banned from working after 6 so she doesnt have a freak out. she can get her woman crying in tomorrow but today's was almost the concerning type
Anonymous No.103310212
>>103309756
yeah, she was too quiet about it today it was weird
Anonymous No.103310966 >>103311337
>>103309571
Doesn't she get really weird he does hug her?
Anonymous No.103311337 >>103314220
>>103310966
that's what I remember too. she said she got all stiff and stuff. one day she will maybe talk about whatever made her go from huggy lovey dovey lumi to the one afraid of men.
Anonymous No.103314220 >>103314301
>>103311337
there is certainly more going on, but all the incest jokes might make her feel self-conscious if she sees it
Anonymous No.103314301 >>103314848
>>103314220
But that was before the incest jokes, in fact, I'm pretty sure they spawn after that incident
Anonymous No.103314612
it was really cute when lumi raged about bitches pretending to be retarded as lazy flirting. she knows tard wrangling her is really cozy and uses that to her advantage. bitches pretend to be retarded must drive her crazy
Anonymous No.103314848
>>103314301
yes but starbro had nothing salient to do with the anecdote (to the best of my knowledge) other than to illustrate the degree to which she gets uncomfortable. the gross incest shippers arent relevant, but this story was from a year ago so who knows what's going on. I only brought it up cause it isnt just starbro it's all dudes.
Anonymous No.103316679 >>103317102 >>103326607
Anonymous No.103317102 >>103317245
>>103316679
I like how her hair sort of looks like a wicker basket for easy transport of retarded goods
Anonymous No.103317245 >>103317404
>>103317102
I can't unsee it now
Anonymous No.103317404 >>103318270
>>103317245
right? she's just a lemon
Anonymous No.103318270
>>103317404
cute lemon
Anonymous No.103318405
this news may be disturbing to some; but even as we speak, kaneko lumi both exists and is not making me dinner. this travesty cannot go unanswered
Anonymous No.103318491
>>103291343
I bet Lumi would loving edging him or making him cum 4 times in a row with no breaks.
Anonymous No.103318993 >>103319224 >>103319515 >>103321445
imagine being a man and getting off to femdom. I will never be able to wrap my mind around such a low form of life
Anonymous No.103319224 >>103319263
>>103318993
I only like it if its oneeshota. I don't like the idea of a willing male sub that's just sad. However with oneeshota its simply the stronger person taking what is threes.
Anonymous No.103319263 >>103320243
>>103319224
still sounds kinda gay dude
Anonymous No.103319279 >>103319359
there is nothing better than being a switch
Anonymous No.103319359
>>103319279
other than a man on top and a woman below
Anonymous No.103319515 >>103319889 >>103322777
>>103318993
Rip stardad
Anonymous No.103319889
>>103319515
he gave us lumi, that alone is worth more than anything anyone here has done
Anonymous No.103320243
>>103319263
Its only dangerous when people do it in real life or when games have male subs
Anonymous No.103321064 >>103329424
I really want to see the spreadsheets or listen in when lumi talks about her chat. If I made the cut for my own entry, what does she have recorded, etc. it would be so flattering
Anonymous No.103321445 >>103322417
>>103318993
>and getting off to femdom.
betas imagine themselves as dominated, alphas imagine themselves as being in complete control over whole thing attraction is in a woman being into you this much
same reaosn a lot of guys like strong women, they want to make them theirs
Anonymous No.103322417 >>103323058
>>103321445
I guess that makes sense. I always figured lumi would enjoy getting carried off by a warlord because it meant someone powerful valued her as property. tangible safety and appecitated for your function as preferable to nebulous freedoms and your own standards.
I guess it follows that they would get off to the idea of someone caring enough to want absolute control. still seems pretty gay but to each their own I guess
Anonymous No.103322777 >>103331980
>>103319515
Is stardad a sub?
Anonymous No.103323058
>>103322417
It comes back to girls what a partner how can also be a dad to them and therefore be a good dad to their kids
Anonymous No.103324522
>>103287728 (OP)
Krimbo's aryan cocksleeve
Anonymous No.103326607
>>103316679
Why is she scared
Anonymous No.103328870 >>103331623 >>103342783
Anonymous No.103329424 >>103330959
>>103321064
Just put the subscription in the bag bro
Anonymous No.103330959
>>103329424
no
Anonymous No.103330991
can this bitch graduate already bro goddamn
Anonymous No.103331623
>Lumi is streaming later
it's going to be a good day
>>103328870
cute, marten is so lucky
Anonymous No.103331980 >>103332119
>>103322777
Starmom is an alpha
Anonymous No.103332117 >>103332170 >>103332179
if lumi went through a slut phase and she is sugarbaby roommate, I'd still feel the same way about her. I know she isnt but still it clicked. I dont think people quite appreciate the scale of her baggage, whatever it may be. I just realized it really changes nothing. I'm not here for the idealization.
Anonymous No.103332119 >>103332389
>>103331980
So alpha that she got bent over twice to have 2 kids. Shut up stardad is a fit Chad.
Anonymous No.103332170
>>103332117
Very mannly of you Sunbr0. Have fun cleaninh up my nut after I'm finished.
Anonymous No.103332179
>>103332117
there isn't much she could do in her personal life that would make me stop watching her, as long as she's still Lumi on stream
Anonymous No.103332389 >>103332728 >>103332865
>>103332119
as mentioned earlier, he gave us lumi. that's all we know for sure, but that's sufficient for us to know that he more than satisfies whatever criteria for worthiness one may have.
Anonymous No.103332728 >>103332873 >>103332875
>>103332389
Starmom gave us Lumi, it was through her loving, but emotionally, physically, and psychologically abusive parenting that we got Lumi.
Anonymous No.103332865 >>103332916
>>103332389
God you're an autistic retard
Anonymous No.103332873 >>103334264
>>103332728
Is Starmom the one who made her perform for guests at an early age?
Anonymous No.103332875
>>103332728
she'd still be lumi. she just wouldnt have wound up this far from Elysium. we all have the things that caused us to stumble and wind up here. the moral value of those obstacles is incidental rather than an instrinsic property.
stardad was doing the best he could so still gets the points. lumi's mom is lumi's mom so I am not going to talk shit behind her back like a bitch, but her parenting style certainly is not one I would inflict on my kids.
Anonymous No.103332916
>>103332865
not really, no. at least by local standards, I doubt anyone important shares that view.
Anonymous No.103334264
>>103332873
Yes.
Anonymous No.103335243 >>103335956
I feel like lumi would benefit from a good squeezing. just cuddle crush her for a while. that or just a mercy spanking so she can get a good cry out.
Anonymous No.103335956 >>103336054
>>103335243
exposure therapy
forced cuddling until she gets over her fear of men
Anonymous No.103336054 >>103336186
>>103335956
that too. I meant more tactically. I dont like to see her cry unless I'm the reason why, hopefully she is feeling better today
Anonymous No.103336186
>>103336054
hopefully, she's cute when she cries but it also makes me sad
Anonymous No.103336662
I wish lumi wasnt too chicken shit to do anything other than vague post, but I am starting to think people may tattle tale if she does
Anonymous No.103336845
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous No.103336878
She is live! Last week she got the car running, if only barely
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous No.103337719 >>103338244
she's bragging about her hair again
Anonymous No.103338220
Anonymous No.103338244 >>103338698
>>103337719
well...thats cute, idc
Anonymous No.103338500 >>103338511
what's her bgm right now?
Anonymous No.103338511 >>103338532
>>103338500
probably her singing
Anonymous No.103338532 >>103338698
>>103338511
I assumed it was, wondering the song
Anonymous No.103338698 >>103338808
>>103338244
it's cute when she goes on about things like hair or cosmetics
>>103338532
lemon summer
Anonymous No.103338808
>>103338698
thanks
Anonymous No.103339533
Anonymous No.103339811 >>103340289
can someone else look at subrocean's twitch picture? It might be the faggiest shit I have ever seen
Anonymous No.103340289 >>103340365
>>103339811
you mirin brah?
Anonymous No.103340365 >>103340516 >>103343243
>>103340289
the new one is 100 times worse
Anonymous No.103340516
>>103340365
oh, fuck you're right. gay as fuck
Anonymous No.103341028 >>103341088
sundays are so boring. if I wanted to watch someone troubleshoot a shitty old car I would just buy one
Anonymous No.103341088 >>103342350
>>103341028
sundays are an emotional roller coaster
I just like seeing Lumi getting all autistic over it
Anonymous No.103341968
Anonymous No.103342350 >>103342900
>>103341088
MSC has long since stopped being entertaining. I missed lumi. first some stupid music video now this game. I just wanna hang out and play something fun
Anonymous No.103342640 >>103342900
that's what it is. it isn't fun suffering. fun suffering is either chat induced or some issue that is fixable. this is the internal/unsharable suffering of a tick or some other meaningless and impossible to change force. it's just pathetic. if you like lumi it feels like being stuck waiting in line. if you dont it's just slapstick
Anonymous No.103342783
>>103328870
nonconsentual is fine too
Anonymous No.103342900 >>103343078
>>103342350
she rage quitted and will stream until completion on wednesday, allegedly
>>103342640
I just want her to succeed, I'm hanging onto the hope that it will feel good when she finishes
Anonymous No.103343078
>>103342900
it wont. it will just be like pain going away. better but not enjoyable in itself
Anonymous No.103343243 >>103350194
>>103340365
God damn imagine using twitch like it's tinder. How embarrassing
Anonymous No.103343868 >>103344328
I wish lumi could pick a stream vibe and stick with it for more than a day. it probably varies with whoever she spoke with most recently. I doubt it's a conscious /here/ style shitposting meta-game to edit the userbase
Anonymous No.103344328 >>103344785
>>103343868
Did it used to be different? I feel like she is overly focused on goals instead of just doing what she wants, but she is a goal-setter
Anonymous No.103344785
>>103344328
soft open lumi yesterday, performer lumi today, etc. maybe it's her emotional battery capacity. you can tell by your own reaction too. I missed her (para)socially yesterday but she was in standoffish mood today and back to just entertainment, find the next thing to do. it's literal tard/animal wrangling processes at play
Anonymous No.103346867
Anonymous No.103347243
yea
Anonymous No.103349095 >>103349216 >>103349325 >>103349618 >>103349820
https://youtu.be/iuW-QRmlkd4?t=21

lumi is right about how we wouldn't actually want cutemi; it would be boring if it was the core of her personality. she's wrong to have an unexpectedly cozy feeling day but brainworm about being mellow. we do get she is more than just a target for blunt objects
Anonymous No.103349216
>>103349095
yes. sharp objects as well
Anonymous No.103349325 >>103350102
>>103349095
her cute moments are made cuter by the not so cute ones
Anonymous No.103349618
>>103349095
>we do get she is more than just a target for phalic objects
s-she is?
Anonymous No.103349820
>>103349095
Bratty girls who still act like kids is the main appeal of all of phase
Anonymous No.103350102
>>103349325
this. I likes me a streamer that can hang out and nugget me some sex slaves, play strategy games and/or learn things, proudly show off that she retained what I taught her or sublely play the beatdown and aftercare game (which ever is applicable), and then allow me the occasional moment of cutemi to make pre-mad redundant. you know. be the perfect friend.
Anonymous No.103350194 >>103350977
>>103343243
He only does it because Lumi responds like it's tinder.
Anonymous No.103350977 >>103361531
>>103350194
she really doesn't though. she owes it to her future kids to not turn down large schizo donos and she is kind enough to humor autists. what you see is a combination of reasonable mix/maxing and typical lumi kindnesa
Anonymous No.103353471 >>103356114
lumi was gooning to slaneesh and created a warp incursion. please remain calm or rape each other into submission; as befitting your faith.
Anonymous No.103353728 >>103355719
I hope Starbro starts dating a vegan and is into natural home remedies who runs her own business by selling homemade soaps and oils through Etsy. Just so we can watch Lumi suffer.
Anonymous No.103355719 >>103355813
>>103353728
Wasn’t Lumi a vegan? Won’t she be happy?
Anonymous No.103355813 >>103356249
>>103355719
Lumi's not a vegan, she just doesn't eat
Anonymous No.103356114 >>103359473 >>103359585
>>103353471
Would Lumi make a good chaos cultist? Or is she too much of an unbeliever?
Anonymous No.103356249 >>103356705
>>103355813
Okay, but won’t Lumi still be happy for starbro having abHF.
Anonymous No.103356317
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBQ6q9VXJ5M
Anonymous No.103356705 >>103360567
>>103356249
only if she meets Lumi's expectations
Anonymous No.103357470 >>103367916
I'm still jealous of the spider who lived in Lumi's underwear drawer
unironically a better life than any possible human life
Not only would you get a comfortable and exciting nest to hang out in, but you are so small that she barely perceives you, but is benevolent enough to let you stay regardless
you would have a sense of purpose too, hunting down any mites or other bugs that wish her harm
Anonymous No.103359473 >>103366023
>>103356114
she would be great in a cult with a charismaric leader generally. I dont think she is too much a non-believer. it's more that she'd have to rebel, at least superficially, against which ever cult/imperial truth she was born in it. then proceed to mock it while still adhering to its key moral tenants. my secret but low stakes rrat is that she still believes in God.
Anonymous No.103359585
>>103356114
Lumi to me feels like the daughter of the villain in an rpg that the game lets you befriend
Anonymous No.103360567
>>103356705
Yeah, I don’t think Lumi would like a vegan sister-in-law. Aren’t vegans huge leftists? That’s already an immediate no in her book.
Anonymous No.103361531 >>103361625 >>103362253
>>103350977
>large schizo donos
Who's going to tell them that donating tons of money to a random woman on the internet is a red flag especially to that same streamer?
Anonymous No.103361625
>>103361531
nobody cause this industry runs on whales
Anonymous No.103362253
>>103361531
yup. particularly in large lump sums
Anonymous No.103362514 >>103364296 >>103366023
think she wrote it like this accidentally or implied the gooning deliberately?
Anonymous No.103364296
>>103362514
I can save her
Anonymous No.103366023 >>103367032 >>103392842
hug Lumi
>>103359473
I would join her cult
>>103362514
has Uruka said anything about Lumi on any of her streams?
aleep apnea usually goes hand in hand with other sleep issues, it was probably an accident although it does sound that way.
imagine how violent she would need to be to mess up the bed like that
Anonymous No.103366036 >>103366522 >>103367021 >>103367032 >>103367174 >>103368133
New Schedule. Hopefully Lumi's not serious about graduating if she doesn't finish that car. Don't even know how much of the game is left yet
Anonymous No.103366522
>>103366036
>graduate
I was getting a little worried yesterday
she's kind of just setting herself up for failure at this point
Anonymous No.103367021
>>103366036
>Hopefully Lumi's not serious about graduating
Hopefully she is but she is to much of a bitch to live her life.
Anonymous No.103367032 >>103367043
>>103366023
she's a violent sleeper. moves around a lot at night. she just needs an aggressive cuddler.
>>103366036
why would she change her default times instead of copy paste them? logically the safe assumptiom would be some sort of event but she is retarded so idk. I want to sit her down and make her breathe. so stupid for not taking that offer
Anonymous No.103367043 >>103367131
>>103367032
>moves around a lot at night
Sounds like ptsd and trauma from her childhood
Anonymous No.103367131 >>103367152 >>103367216
>>103367043
the strange dreams she gets are another sign of trauma
Anonymous No.103367152 >>103367246
>>103367131
I get weirdest dreams my whole life. I thought that's the point of a dream.
Anonymous No.103367174
>>103366036
Friday 11AM youtube to 12PM on twitch right away?
Anonymous No.103367216 >>103367282
>>103367131
You're a retard. Can you just suck start a shotgun? She is moving around because I'm plowing her every night in her dreams and shes squirming because her body wants to orgasm. She send these visions through brain to brain communication, trust me.
Anonymous No.103367246
>>103367152
there are a lot of things that can affect dreams, it's just your mind's way to process the things you don't while you're awake
if not trauma its something else
Anonymous No.103367282
>>103367216
trust
Anonymous No.103367916
>>103357470
if I was a spider i'd rather live in her dirty laundry basket
>worn Lumi panties
IMAGINE THE SMELL
Anonymous No.103368133 >>103368199
>>103366036
>Layna collab
>it's her cooking while the other person yaps
Is that the only collab Layna knows how to do?
Anonymous No.103368199 >>103368526
>>103368133
I want cooking streams so bad, I cook with her during them its fun but I hate that whore lanya so much its unreal. I will probably skip the collab.
Anonymous No.103368258
I wish she was divorced
Anonymous No.103368262
>Layna
thats a skip
Anonymous No.103368359 >>103369445 >>103371226
Does Lumi have really long toes like Pippa
Anonymous No.103368526 >>103368829
>>103368199
yes I'm a faggot but watching Lumi cook is good motivation to cook something fun for myself, she's just so wholesome about it
she should more cooking streams
Anonymous No.103368682 >>103368840 >>103368940 >>103370812 >>103370948 >>103371296 >>103371645
Anonymous No.103368829 >>103369352
>>103368526
>yes I'm a faggot
Why did you feel the need to tell me this? There is nothing gay about cooking but be gay if you want too...? Bitches love men who cook.
Anonymous No.103368840
>>103368682
cute
Anonymous No.103368940
>>103368682
They should both sleep in my bed with me in the middle
Anonymous No.103369234 >>103369954
what the fuck does lemon summer even fucking means
Anonymous No.103369352
>>103368829
because I don't usually cook and she shouldn't have that much power over me
Anonymous No.103369445
>>103368359
>Has long fingers (at least for a chick)
>Has a long neck
what do you think?
Anonymous No.103369954
>>103369234
crowd sourced song. it was cute. a memory she wont forget.
Anonymous No.103370812
>>103368682
lumi is not at peace she is fighting in her sleep
Anonymous No.103370948
>>103368682
I'm a firm believer in seperate beds for married couples.
Anonymous No.103371226
>>103368359
long, slender, and dainty
Anonymous No.103371296
>>103368682
I sleep like Lumi, too. It gets even worse if I'm not sleeping in my own bed.
Anonymous No.103371591 >>103371991
Paizuri from Lumi
Anonymous No.103371645
>>103368682
thanks lumi. we didnt really think you were gooning all night.
Anonymous No.103371991 >>103372104 >>103387597
this seems so obvious and took a minute to write but some schizo will sperg out so spoilered for their protection
>>103371591
the best part is how awkwardly cute she would be about it. dont get me wrong, she is friendpilled so getting close enough to date is hard enough as it is since you have to genuinely become close friends and then formalize it without reducing yourself to the cretinous position of a mod and friendzoning yourself (you have to keep your dignity first and foremost).
then you'd have to figure out how to admit you had the whole arc of 1. Love to hate -> 2. familiar hatred -> 3. Cozy pity -> 4. fren -> 5. Hate to love -> 5. Aceptance. of course she will go to ground if she smells groomer. which requires your conscious mind to submit to a mind wipe and only realize what you were doing once it was a fait accompli.
she was never broken but she certainly is still in the process of becoming. which is a nice way of saying you would have to get through all the intimacy baggage and build up to sex. then you would have a passive phase that would last a while where you play out the baseline sex fantasy (basically her sitting there and taking it while trusting you not to close your fists and to provise aftercare.
only then - at the end of that long process, would you arrive at slave girl tit job. she's so awkward at moving her body, but once she overcomes the brainworms it would be the most earnest titty fucking imaginable.
Anonymous No.103372104 >>103372237
>>103371991
>some schizo will sperg
Thats you.
Anonymous No.103372237 >>103372299
>>103372104
it's okay - something you will learn one day is that no one really cares about the thoughts or feelings of people who have to pause in order to consider 3rd and 4th order consequences. you'll just forget or get tricked into not caring. don't take this the wrong way. it means your happiness is firmly within your control and pretty much impossible to fuck up
Anonymous No.103372299 >>103372447
>>103372237
>something you will learn one day is that no one really cares about the thoughts or feelings
All I read and you're wrong you care enough to write retarded schizo paragraphs when replying. You always will, schizo retard.
Anonymous No.103372447 >>103372697
>>103372299
>3rd and 4th order consequences
you see, are telling me that you consider a thought that occurs to you in an insant something that couldnt exceed half a paragraph. you are also telling me that even if you had a compound thought, the effort required to express it would require tryharding.
it will be okay, just dont try to notice and do what you are told to at work. you'll make it
Anonymous No.103372575 >>103372655
there is something soul-crushingly fatalistic about hearing lemon summer in the waiting room
Anonymous No.103372655 >>103372750
>>103372575
she really doesnt understand why. I think it may be that she is sort of trying to experience that wholesome summer normal people did, but for the first time as an adult. whereas we encounter the same vibe and think about times gone by.
sure we were retarded but you'll never feel as alive as you did that summer you first held hands. you can see the dissonance between her and the gumi lyric choices
Anonymous No.103372697 >>103372718
>>103372447
I see you quote something I didn't type when replying to me therefore I did not read your schizo babble, stop it sunbr0.
Anonymous No.103372718
>>103372697
there there bud
Anonymous No.103372750 >>103372838
>>103372655
>she is sort of trying to experience that wholesome summer normal people did
that seems almost worse
Anonymous No.103372782 >>103372853
oh lumi you read our minds
Anonymous No.103372838
>>103372750
it is. we know the lyrics are a lie. a sweet lie, based off a belief genuinely held. a belief that can only be corrected once the nostalgia pain already hit
Anonymous No.103372853
>>103372782
love
Anonymous No.103373284
>afraid of people
>afraid of the unknown
>afraid of the dark
>not afraid of the supernatural
>not afraid of animals
Anonymous No.103373739 >>103373866 >>103373984
is she gonna play the crossword puzzle or no
Anonymous No.103373866
Lumi is a jealous woman
>>103373739
crossword puzzle is basically just an interactive yap
Anonymous No.103373984
>>103373739
Is she? No is chat going to do it for her? Yes
Anonymous No.103374131 >>103374163
Lumi is farming for fanart right now
Anonymous No.103374163 >>103379331
>>103374131
she doesnt need to farm she just dms pupi
Anonymous No.103374289
>is bezos worth a billion
oh she's definitely retarded about real world stuff
Anonymous No.103374723 >>103374796
much better than yesterday
Anonymous No.103374796 >>103375185
>>103374723
Monday is the easy one because everyone acts like Mondays are the toughest days so its a trick to get you amped up after finishing. I'll be on the lookout for the time on Wednesday.
Anonymous No.103375185
>>103374796
makes sense, today is pretty cozy
Anonymous No.103376059 >>103376108 >>103376527
I LOVE LUMI
Anonymous No.103376108
>>103376059
I don't.
Anonymous No.103376527
>>103376059
same
Anonymous No.103376955 >>103377769
that was fun. I hate youtube generally but still. lumi still owes us a long stream and wednesday pushing a boulder up a hill doesnt count. unless she uses it as an excuse to break down and properly cry about whatever it is that has been bothering her. much cruder than the preferred spank until the tears come and cuddle but far more friendpilled
Anonymous No.103377769 >>103378649
>>103376955
I hope she keeps doing dailies on youtube more often, it seems like a nice environment for that kind of thing, no one was telling her to hurry up and play the game
Anonymous No.103378649
>>103377769
good point. I hate how it seems like the moment she gets momentum on a learning thing or a spicy zatsu topic that is specifically interesting, everyone starts to bleet game. plus I think seperating yap and dailies is good because they are only supericially the same content and you cant really get into one or the other while multitasking.
it felt like we were sort of reaching for content to flesh out the stream, but that was honestly a good thing. it means there's plenty of time for the normal dailies but also whatever youtube content. dailies and random on youtube where no one complains, yap and game on twitch where people expect more in depth interaction
Anonymous No.103378685 >>103378757 >>103378966
Why does this destructive wannabe ligger have her own general now?
Anonymous No.103378757 >>103378991 >>103378997
>>103378685
We have one turbo schizo who likes to erp and write fanficts about lumi while trying to shove some armchair psychology into his posts. Nobody would go to his thread on 8 so he is forcing it here because you can samefag without IDs.
Anonymous No.103378966
>>103378685
antis were getting annoying and the funniest way to punish them was to subvert them. plus lumi's compuleive ego searching means we get 2-1 making yourself laugh points by torturing lumi with the shallow gossling stuff she hates blended into the love expressed as insight that she gosslings over. it's really fun.
Anonymous No.103378991
>>103378757
its a few people at least
Anonymous No.103378997 >>103379483
>>103378757
nah just dont like 8 because too wholesome, I stopped being OP ages ago, and I have never samefagged in my life but you come here to seethe every day. your butt hurt is becoming a refined pleasure
Anonymous No.103379331
>>103374163
Does Lumi tolerate the foot stuff for free art now? What a sellout
Anonymous No.103379483 >>103380006
>>103378997
>I have never samefagged in my life but you come here to seethe every day.
If you go to the lemon thread right now you can find IDs with 100+ posts alone dating back to April. The site made it so IDs rotate every 12/15 hours after a bit because of this. If you go there right now the last 4 posts are a single ID. Then if you scroll up a bit its another 6 by the same ID, then continuing its another 20+ from the same ID, thats before the ID rotation was put into place. Even being generous it's two people max. I also don't seethe but I think it's important to anti lumi the thing you people don't understand is it drives her. Your goody support posts disgust her.
Anonymous No.103380006
>>103379483
she knows who each of us are and gave us the greenlight to not get butt hurt about being manipulated for her own good. not everything is as simple as the stick. people need to be reminded how nice the carrots taste to truely feel the pain of the stick.
I will admit to being in a bit of a mood after my friend dropped dead for no reason - I have been pumping up her ego a bit too much about the impact of her being gone when it was really more a function of having a nice comfort womam I can use without looking weak irl. this week off was followed by short stream and my summer car bullshit. too cocky, she keeps that up and people wont be so forgiving. Time for the stick or a really submissive stream to recharge my power bar. Either way she better perform
Anonymous No.103380541 >>103380715
Our lemon life is live on twitch:
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Anonymous No.103380715 >>103380788
>>103380541
She starts nashing her teeth
Anonymous No.103380788
>>103380715
Anonymous No.103381484 >>103381869
Do we worship, our Lady and Savior, Lumi?
Anonymous No.103381506 >>103381741
Do we worship, our Lady and Savior, Lumi?
Anonymous No.103381741
>>103381506
She gives us no choice
Anonymous No.103381869
>>103381484
wtf are you watching
Anonymous No.103381883 >>103381993 >>103382013 >>103383264 >>103385972
Why is Lumi talking about blowjobs and pegging?
Anonymous No.103381993
>>103381883
I don't know but I like it
Anonymous No.103382013 >>103382456
>>103381883
Is Lumi actually finally embracing her femdom role?
Anonymous No.103382244
Lumi hates gooners because she can't call Stardad, daddy or baby Starbro anymore
Anonymous No.103382456
>>103382013
if we are lucky
Anonymous No.103382689 >>103382805 >>103384245
Lumi hates Gooners, caught live!
https://files.catbox.moe/b0l9x2.mp3
Anonymous No.103382805
>>103382689
she hates me
Anonymous No.103382843
Anonymous No.103383264
>>103381883
to make me happy. same reason she is sitting funny and on push to talk
Anonymous No.103384157
What new things is Lumi going to do that she's getting this out of the way for?
Anonymous No.103384245
>>103382689
>not a porn edit of her saying daddy the old moans
why live?
Anonymous No.103384800
Anonymous No.103385972 >>103387401
>>103381883
shes ovulating again, girls do that when they're really horny
Anonymous No.103387357 >>103399775
Would Lumi get scared and cry if she was forced to go into a haunted house?
Anonymous No.103387401
>>103385972
she's so shameful about it right now, it almost makes me feel bad for liking it
Anonymous No.103387597 >>103388114
>>103371991
make it a short novel or something bruh, it's interesting
Anonymous No.103388114
>>103387597
he does make some good points, and it is entertaining to read
Anonymous No.103389064 >>103389235
of course she blew up the sub
Anonymous No.103389235 >>103389456
>>103389064
she is so stupid. all of that talk about chat's pussy autistic morality keeping them from doing what is required for science and progress - meaningless the second someone's feelings might get hurt. it's okay though, she is a lumi. she's supposed to play support not lead
Anonymous No.103389456 >>103389972
>>103389235
she seemed happy to be finished with it at least
Anonymous No.103389972
>>103389456
true. I fucking love strategy games and there is NOTHING more endearing then lumi try hardng after she got beaten down enough to get into "I want to make you proud" mode and then actually succeeding. But I think they make her anxious because they are never actually over. The action games can be crossed off the list and I think she somehow measures progress along those lines or she wouldnt have (to use an extreme example) thought grinding through mass effect was content.
rimworld and dorf are the most parasocially cozy, paradox the most rewarding to see her overcoming her autism, and (once the brat is beaten out of her) aoe for the well deserved vicarious victory. with rare exceptions, like this metro's god tier plot, fps and action games are sorta just dull. But her completion autism is satisfied.
msc is the opposite of a strategy game because every time she plays it she is reinforcing rigid thinking. It's like watching her not eat. But a sizable cohort of chat are seeking more basic woman emotional reactions for reasons I am not dickish enough to judge and she will consider it a triumph for reasons
Anonymous No.103390216 >>103390442 >>103390674 >>103390678
chat what's up with the not graduating yet talk in her twitter?
Anonymous No.103390442 >>103390678
>>103390216
It's something to do with my summer car. She said of she doesn't finsh it by the end of the month she's going to graduate. I don't how serious she is, because I haven't been watching those streams
Anonymous No.103390674
>>103390216
My anti posts refueled her resolve to continue another day.
Anonymous No.103390678 >>103393501 >>103395002
>>103390216
>>103390442
I don't know how serious she is either because it's like a "haha, I'm totally joking guys, haha" kind of a thing
she has been getting more and more fed up with it every stream, originally she said sunday and then she moved it to the end of the monthj
Anonymous No.103390772 >>103390905 >>103391092 >>103401783
i think it's so over bros...
Anonymous No.103390905
>>103390772
tits too big
Anonymous No.103391092
>>103390772
poor girl
Anonymous No.103392842
>>103366023
>hug Lumi
Anonymous No.103393137 >>103402571
molesting lumi while she tries to fix the car
Anonymous No.103393501 >>103402701
>>103390678
>originally she said sunday
You mean this past Sunday? If she keeps moving the goal post I can see it not being as serious but who knows anymore
Anonymous No.103395002 >>103402853
>>103390678
she partially over the meta of it today. Obviously good meta doesnt neccessarily mean fake content, it means facilitating the set, setting, and timing to make authentic behavior into great content. she confirmed she realized that it would be better to stick to the normal schedule and have it come down to the wire than to spend the same amount of time upfront.
unfortunately, she thinks we are retarded, hear meta, think fake. so she shut down before clarifying the content criteria (what is "done", what is "fixed") and why she was wasting time/making things less believably interesting by refusing to use basic stem problem solving methods. no details on the schizo graduation stream either.
So all we know is that she isn't graduating and wont tard rush it by canceling normal content. no data on whether it will be nailbiting first monitor content or background gooner noises. I am sure we can defer to her professional judgement.
Anonymous No.103396599 >>103398582
Has Lumi asserted her dominance yet?
Anonymous No.103398582 >>103398907
>>103396599
over whom and/or what?
Anonymous No.103398907 >>103399009
>>103398582
Over her chat.
Anonymous No.103399009 >>103401395
>>103398907
why would she want to do that? she's a sweet heart
Anonymous No.103399775 >>103400991
>>103387357
she would be very scared of some weirdo jumping out at her and disappearing her. it is okay though I would keep her safe
Anonymous No.103400991
>>103399775
It's in her nature.
Anonymous No.103401395
>>103399009
BEcause she hates us?
Anonymous No.103401783 >>103401864
>>103390772
Art is actually good. Who drew it?
Anonymous No.103401864 >>103401883
>>103401783
Denied go to her twitter, Retard.
Anonymous No.103401883 >>103401900
>>103401864
I don't go to her X account. That's too much parasocial?
Anonymous No.103401900 >>103402112
>>103401883
Just die
Anonymous No.103402028 >>103402701
Anonymous No.103402112
>>103401900
Why are you like this?
Anonymous No.103402439
What will Lumi stream later?
Anonymous No.103402571
>>103393137
Nah, at this point, I get the feeling she will crash out if she doesn't finish fixing the car
Anonymous No.103402692 >>103402818
Anonymous No.103402701 >>103402719
>>103402028
made for headpats
>>103393501
yeah meant this past Saturday
Anonymous No.103402719 >>103402853
>>103402701
>yeah meant this past Saturday
Will she move the goal post again?
Anonymous No.103402818 >>103403289
>>103402692
Her mother should slap her for her whorish behavior
Anonymous No.103402853 >>103403003
>>103402719
sunday whoops
she might if she doesn't finish it before then, she probably won't graduate but there is a chance she might crash out
>>103395002
the tard rushing is probably what makes it so hard to watch sometimes, glad that she decided not to do Wednesday any more at least
Anonymous No.103403003 >>103403183
>>103402853
Will Lumi actually graduate? I thought it was a meme
Anonymous No.103403183 >>103403198
>>103403003
it is a meme, but one very close to the truth
Anonymous No.103403198 >>103403301
>>103403183
I hope not, I'll miss her
Anonymous No.103403289
>>103402818
no
Anonymous No.103403301
>>103403198
she still has contracts with phase still so she probably wouldn't graduate anyways, I feel like she doesn't want to yet anyway ls but maybe thsts just wishful thinking
Anonymous No.103403381
Tardwife isng going anywhere guys relax. she said as much and I wont let her quit until we are parents
Anonymous No.103403641
New Lemon Thread
>>103403628
>>103403628
>>103403628