This thread is dedicated to the star known as Gliese 667C and space's greatest thief, Kaneko Lumi (金子瑠美)

Space's greatest thief has come for her next big haul! Lumi is a mischievous star from a solar system far away. She came to Earth to learn all about the people, the history, and of course, the valuables! She loves to sing, overcome challenges and most of all, have fun!

Bratty and mischievous, Lumi loves to poke people and push them, and herself, to their limits! Easily amused, Lumi loves to learn new things and explore her curiosities. Bouncy and fun, teasing and competitive, and sometimes soft and vulnerable, Lumi is the full rollercoaster of emotions!

Schedule: NOBODY PANIC! NOBODY PANIC! LUMI WILL BE BACK SATURDAY! NOBODY PANIC!!!
https://x.com/Kaneko_Lumi/status/1952269207233847805/photo/1

Idol Songs: https://youtu.be/rdGLAjNTUlA
https://youtu.be/yGFiH98YOug
https://youtu.be/YEf3M-NB3Gg

Twitter: https://twitter.com/kaneko_lumi
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/KanekoLumi
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi
Twitch Archive: https://www.youtube.com/@lumikaneko
https://gofile.io/d/KGXbJt
https://gofile.io/d/votdVz
https://mega.nz/folder/J6l0UCLC#Xsq4LOPewcc20TexfB6dvg

summer fridays winding down. lets all go to montauk
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Previous Thread:>>103169892

>>103287728 (OP)

Isle of lumi

>>103287840
>Isle of lumi
is that the name of the island of trash in the pacific ocean?

>>103287881
I found this there and decided to keep her. she cant cook to save her life but for some reason I like playing house with her and eat every bite

>>103287934
yeah, just watch out for rabies

>>103288053
it's our rabbies now

I think lumi probably has a perfectly nice little ass

>>103288653
made for anal

Lumi is coming back in 6 hours
>>103287728 (OP)
Her radiance
>>103288101
>>103287934
cute

>>103288653
All the dancing she's doing is sure to reap its rewards sooner or later

More AoE 2 today?

>>103289244
I was serious. we've seen her cute little hips. I like making lumi insecure as much as the next guy, but I just dont get what the issus is

>>103289509
fuck yeah! I hope we do one of the OG campaigns instead of these silly oriental ones

so which of us did lumi fuck in her dream?

>>103289792
starbro

>>103289796
is that why she wanted to go fishing so bad afterwards?

>>103289907
Didn't she say fishing is peak lesbo activity?

Lemon https://www.youtube.com/live/r1OgZ-4nUz4

>>103289937
what are they saying?

>>103289946
She told a ghost story in Japanese.

>>103289955
she's such a cute dork

>>103289923
I dont think so. she kept talking about the specific place, I assumed it was a reference to people inviting her to their fancy parties for the weekend.

https://files.catbox.moe/slto5o.png

tw: lumi raping starbro

When is Lumi getting her military idol uniform? It seems like a company-wide thing
>>103289607
as long as she's having fun I don't care what campaign she plays but something easier might be nice, especially after the trip
>>103291343
It seems gross and perverted in a very intentional way, it's almost tasteful how unsexy he made it

>>103291562
>as long as she is having fun
stop being so damned wholesome.you're right though - grinding isnt fun. she really cant get away with not being into it after she blew through all of her counter-measures playing mass effect. even turbo spergs can tell now.
to be fair, she doesnt need to really be having fun so much as be emotionally invested enough to either have fun or at least effectively bully into going belly up.

>>103291562
>>103292088
eyyyyy your pic related got an 88 in the reply. today is a lucky day for der gumi volk. maybe we need to play hoi

>>103292088
>she doesnt need to really be having fun so much as be emotionally invested enough to either have fun or at least effectively bully into going belly up.
yes this is true, aoe2 is a good game for that too

>>103292212
no amount of blowjob asmr could ever compete with some of those perfect moments

>>103292278
I would prefer a bullying stream over blowjob asmr, personally

>>103293652
that's what I mean. degenerate coomers revel in the pleasures of swine. the good stuff is always mental. it can be downright wholesome even, it doesnt matter. good entertainment or intimate (or both). especially when there is enough trust and rapport to play together. that's where the parasocial can become social

>>103293984
the coomer stuff is good too, Lumi is a woman of many talents

>>103293652
lia really should have kept making those

I MISS LUMI!!!!!

>>103291562
>When is Lumi getting her military idol uniform? It seems like a company-wide thing
god I hope so, have her do a skit where she shoots some kikes while they are at it

>>103294716
soon

>>103294937
would be kino, she would look good in it too

Le Mans
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

Lemon summer, fading away

>>103295460

>>103295422
I wonder what she is think watching chat go by

>Lumi is a blanket spinner

Why does your girl keep making such damning stream titles I just want to check out her channel in peace not harassed while doing so

>>103295983
she speaks the truth

Lumi missed her chat

>>103297385
I didn't.

Ya I think I gotta stop watching Lumi. When I saw her "went live" notification I then came to the realization it was the most happy/excited I had gotten for something this week. Can't be crossing into that parasocial line

>>103299124
I realized this as well
for the first 20 minutes or so of the stream I was grinning like an idiot

>>103297385
I miss her too.

>>103299124
Worse still is the realization it's not a reciprocated feeling

>>103299124
>Can't be crossing into that parasocial line
yes, idolatry takes on many forms, that's why i keep a distance.
enjoy the content from the distance, but never fully commit.

>Lumi brings joy and a will to live
>Nothing else seems worth doing or caring about in comparison to her
>Lumi alone isn't able to sustain life
why does she affect people like this

Things are starting to turn around

lumi has been a lot more emotionally transparent recently. theories as to why?

>>103304516
Part of the cycle, by October she will have reverted to her old self, after that it's graduation talk and dooming until mid-late May when the cycle repeats.

>>103304614
but that is also emotioally transparent?

>You will never abuse Lumi with a foam sword
Why even live?

>>103304718
A little bit but Lumi likes to "play into her role" and push through during the tough times because she associates pain with progress.

https://x.com/i/status/1954205737145520454
love the little awkward pause at the end

lumi has really been a sweetheart lately. I was sad to see her go

>>103305031
It was fun to see her getting frustrated with the game and then start to understand

>>103304755
I wonder if Lumi ever got her revenge on Starbro for that

>>103305446
I was worried she was gonna cry there for a bit

>>103305523
He's currently living through it

>>103305523
she embarrassed him in front of his friends, not sure if that counts as revenge or not

>>103305619
she still might

>>103305724
why?

>>103305881
not sure

>>103306140
ohhh. wait I thought she was excited for that? it's more work but fun work isnt it? unless some other dynamic was in play

>>103305650
>she embarrassed him in front of his friends,
When was this?

>>103306579
she would wear stupid clothes and be as annoying as possible when she picked him or dropped him off, don't remember how bad it was though

>>103306466
She seems both excited and anxious about it

>>103306874
she sounds a little overstimulated. nothing an autistic bear hug couldnt fix. she should get a weighted blanket in lieu of human affection

>>103308202
Starbro should hug her more often

>>103309571
that and she should be banned from working after 6 so she doesnt have a freak out. she can get her woman crying in tomorrow but today's was almost the concerning type

>>103309756
yeah, she was too quiet about it today it was weird

>>103309571
Doesn't she get really weird he does hug her?

>>103310966
that's what I remember too. she said she got all stiff and stuff. one day she will maybe talk about whatever made her go from huggy lovey dovey lumi to the one afraid of men.

>>103311337
there is certainly more going on, but all the incest jokes might make her feel self-conscious if she sees it

>>103314220
But that was before the incest jokes, in fact, I'm pretty sure they spawn after that incident

it was really cute when lumi raged about bitches pretending to be retarded as lazy flirting. she knows tard wrangling her is really cozy and uses that to her advantage. bitches pretend to be retarded must drive her crazy

>>103314301
yes but starbro had nothing salient to do with the anecdote (to the best of my knowledge) other than to illustrate the degree to which she gets uncomfortable. the gross incest shippers arent relevant, but this story was from a year ago so who knows what's going on. I only brought it up cause it isnt just starbro it's all dudes.

>>103316679
I like how her hair sort of looks like a wicker basket for easy transport of retarded goods

>>103317102
I can't unsee it now

>>103317245
right? she's just a lemon

>>103317404
cute lemon

this news may be disturbing to some; but even as we speak, kaneko lumi both exists and is not making me dinner. this travesty cannot go unanswered

>>103291343
I bet Lumi would loving edging him or making him cum 4 times in a row with no breaks.

imagine being a man and getting off to femdom. I will never be able to wrap my mind around such a low form of life

>>103318993
I only like it if its oneeshota. I don't like the idea of a willing male sub that's just sad. However with oneeshota its simply the stronger person taking what is threes.

>>103319224
still sounds kinda gay dude

there is nothing better than being a switch

>>103319279
other than a man on top and a woman below

>>103318993
Rip stardad

>>103319515
he gave us lumi, that alone is worth more than anything anyone here has done

>>103319263
Its only dangerous when people do it in real life or when games have male subs

I really want to see the spreadsheets or listen in when lumi talks about her chat. If I made the cut for my own entry, what does she have recorded, etc. it would be so flattering

>>103318993
>and getting off to femdom.
betas imagine themselves as dominated, alphas imagine themselves as being in complete control over whole thing attraction is in a woman being into you this much
same reaosn a lot of guys like strong women, they want to make them theirs

>>103321445
I guess that makes sense. I always figured lumi would enjoy getting carried off by a warlord because it meant someone powerful valued her as property. tangible safety and appecitated for your function as preferable to nebulous freedoms and your own standards.
I guess it follows that they would get off to the idea of someone caring enough to want absolute control. still seems pretty gay but to each their own I guess

>>103319515
Is stardad a sub?

>>103322417
It comes back to girls what a partner how can also be a dad to them and therefore be a good dad to their kids

>>103287728 (OP)
Krimbo's aryan cocksleeve

>>103316679
Why is she scared

>>103321064
Just put the subscription in the bag bro

>>103329424
no

can this bitch graduate already bro goddamn

>Lumi is streaming later
it's going to be a good day
>>103328870
cute, marten is so lucky

>>103322777
Starmom is an alpha

if lumi went through a slut phase and she is sugarbaby roommate, I'd still feel the same way about her. I know she isnt but still it clicked. I dont think people quite appreciate the scale of her baggage, whatever it may be. I just realized it really changes nothing. I'm not here for the idealization.

>>103331980
So alpha that she got bent over twice to have 2 kids. Shut up stardad is a fit Chad.

>>103332117
Very mannly of you Sunbr0. Have fun cleaninh up my nut after I'm finished.

>>103332117
there isn't much she could do in her personal life that would make me stop watching her, as long as she's still Lumi on stream

>>103332119
as mentioned earlier, he gave us lumi. that's all we know for sure, but that's sufficient for us to know that he more than satisfies whatever criteria for worthiness one may have.

>>103332389
Starmom gave us Lumi, it was through her loving, but emotionally, physically, and psychologically abusive parenting that we got Lumi.

>>103332389
God you're an autistic retard

>>103332728
Is Starmom the one who made her perform for guests at an early age?

>>103332728
she'd still be lumi. she just wouldnt have wound up this far from Elysium. we all have the things that caused us to stumble and wind up here. the moral value of those obstacles is incidental rather than an instrinsic property.
stardad was doing the best he could so still gets the points. lumi's mom is lumi's mom so I am not going to talk shit behind her back like a bitch, but her parenting style certainly is not one I would inflict on my kids.

>>103332865
not really, no. at least by local standards, I doubt anyone important shares that view.

>>103332873
Yes.

I feel like lumi would benefit from a good squeezing. just cuddle crush her for a while. that or just a mercy spanking so she can get a good cry out.

>>103335243
exposure therapy
forced cuddling until she gets over her fear of men

>>103335956
that too. I meant more tactically. I dont like to see her cry unless I'm the reason why, hopefully she is feeling better today

>>103336054
hopefully, she's cute when she cries but it also makes me sad

I wish lumi wasnt too chicken shit to do anything other than vague post, but I am starting to think people may tattle tale if she does

https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

She is live! Last week she got the car running, if only barely
https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

she's bragging about her hair again

>>103337719
well...thats cute, idc

what's her bgm right now?

>>103338500
probably her singing

>>103338511
I assumed it was, wondering the song

>>103338244
it's cute when she goes on about things like hair or cosmetics
>>103338532
lemon summer

>>103338698
thanks

can someone else look at subrocean's twitch picture? It might be the faggiest shit I have ever seen

>>103339811
you mirin brah?

>>103340289
the new one is 100 times worse

>>103340365
oh, fuck you're right. gay as fuck

sundays are so boring. if I wanted to watch someone troubleshoot a shitty old car I would just buy one

>>103341028
sundays are an emotional roller coaster
I just like seeing Lumi getting all autistic over it

>>103341088
MSC has long since stopped being entertaining. I missed lumi. first some stupid music video now this game. I just wanna hang out and play something fun

that's what it is. it isn't fun suffering. fun suffering is either chat induced or some issue that is fixable. this is the internal/unsharable suffering of a tick or some other meaningless and impossible to change force. it's just pathetic. if you like lumi it feels like being stuck waiting in line. if you dont it's just slapstick

>>103328870
nonconsentual is fine too

>>103342350
she rage quitted and will stream until completion on wednesday, allegedly
>>103342640
I just want her to succeed, I'm hanging onto the hope that it will feel good when she finishes

>>103342900
it wont. it will just be like pain going away. better but not enjoyable in itself

>>103340365
God damn imagine using twitch like it's tinder. How embarrassing

I wish lumi could pick a stream vibe and stick with it for more than a day. it probably varies with whoever she spoke with most recently. I doubt it's a conscious /here/ style shitposting meta-game to edit the userbase

>>103343868
Did it used to be different? I feel like she is overly focused on goals instead of just doing what she wants, but she is a goal-setter

>>103344328
soft open lumi yesterday, performer lumi today, etc. maybe it's her emotional battery capacity. you can tell by your own reaction too. I missed her (para)socially yesterday but she was in standoffish mood today and back to just entertainment, find the next thing to do. it's literal tard/animal wrangling processes at play

yea

https://youtu.be/iuW-QRmlkd4?t=21

lumi is right about how we wouldn't actually want cutemi; it would be boring if it was the core of her personality. she's wrong to have an unexpectedly cozy feeling day but brainworm about being mellow. we do get she is more than just a target for blunt objects

>>103349095
yes. sharp objects as well

>>103349095
her cute moments are made cuter by the not so cute ones

>>103349095
>we do get she is more than just a target for phalic objects
s-she is?

>>103349095
Bratty girls who still act like kids is the main appeal of all of phase

>>103349325
this. I likes me a streamer that can hang out and nugget me some sex slaves, play strategy games and/or learn things, proudly show off that she retained what I taught her or sublely play the beatdown and aftercare game (which ever is applicable), and then allow me the occasional moment of cutemi to make pre-mad redundant. you know. be the perfect friend.

>>103343243
He only does it because Lumi responds like it's tinder.

>>103350194
she really doesn't though. she owes it to her future kids to not turn down large schizo donos and she is kind enough to humor autists. what you see is a combination of reasonable mix/maxing and typical lumi kindnesa

lumi was gooning to slaneesh and created a warp incursion. please remain calm or rape each other into submission; as befitting your faith.

I hope Starbro starts dating a vegan and is into natural home remedies who runs her own business by selling homemade soaps and oils through Etsy. Just so we can watch Lumi suffer.

>>103353728
Wasn’t Lumi a vegan? Won’t she be happy?

>>103355719
Lumi's not a vegan, she just doesn't eat

>>103353471
Would Lumi make a good chaos cultist? Or is she too much of an unbeliever?

>>103355813
Okay, but won’t Lumi still be happy for starbro having abHF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBQ6q9VXJ5M

>>103356249
only if she meets Lumi's expectations

I'm still jealous of the spider who lived in Lumi's underwear drawer
unironically a better life than any possible human life
Not only would you get a comfortable and exciting nest to hang out in, but you are so small that she barely perceives you, but is benevolent enough to let you stay regardless
you would have a sense of purpose too, hunting down any mites or other bugs that wish her harm

>>103356114
she would be great in a cult with a charismaric leader generally. I dont think she is too much a non-believer. it's more that she'd have to rebel, at least superficially, against which ever cult/imperial truth she was born in it. then proceed to mock it while still adhering to its key moral tenants. my secret but low stakes rrat is that she still believes in God.

>>103356114
Lumi to me feels like the daughter of the villain in an rpg that the game lets you befriend

>>103356705
Yeah, I don’t think Lumi would like a vegan sister-in-law. Aren’t vegans huge leftists? That’s already an immediate no in her book.