Thread 103294148

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▼ Lia 鈴香アシェリア (EN)
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▼ Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ (JP)
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▼ Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり (JP + EN)
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▼ Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ (EN)
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▼ Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる (JP)
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▼ Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ (EN + JP)
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▼ Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ (EN)
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▼ Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美 (EN)
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▼ Fuura Yuri ふうら百合 (EN) [Terminated]
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▼ Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー (EN)
https://twitter.com/dizzydokuro | https://youtube.com/@dizzydokuro | https://twitch.tv/dizzydokuro
▼ Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー (EN)
https://twitter.com/jellyhoshiumi | https://youtube.com/@jellyhoshiumi | https://twitch.tv/jellyhoshiumi
▼ Ember Amane 天音エンバー (EN)
https://twitter.com/emberamane | https://youtube.com/@EmberAmane | https://twitch.tv/emberamane
▼ Clio Aite クリオ・アイテ (EN)
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▼ MariMari_EN マリマリ (EN)
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▼ Eepy Sleepy イーピー・スリーピー (EN)
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▼ Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ (EN)
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▼ Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな (EN)
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▼ Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ (EN)
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▼ Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ (EN)
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Previous Thread: >>103287311

Pippa.

Hag sex

Perceive Her radiance.
Illuminate one and all in Her splendor.
Captivate those with Her light.
Obey only Her brilliance.

Aimen.

Shiina feels uncomfortable around whites.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byi3Vc0ZI2M

Say something nice about Hateful.

>>103294314
arr rook same

>>103294349
i shoot you and i eat you.. fried

>>103294314
>microaggressions

>>103294314
california should phase out

>>103294148 (OP)
Tenma is not sexy

>>103294314
wmaf bros...

>>103294314
Not gonna watch a S*iina video but she should graduate.

owari da

Yuu wants a fight

>>103294516
GWS Wem

I think I just cummed

>>103294516
wtf lol. I hope it's kayfabe

>>103294567
proof????

>>103294567
How was it?

I accidentally licked it...

need hi-res of those cumbum dizzy cosplays for reasons

>>103294314
She just needs a White husband

>>103290543
She already commented on it in last night's stream. She's only going to euro to kill Ken

>>103294213
Pippa went to bed very late. Up all night reading yuri romance manwha

>>103294762
>yuri romance manwha
Menhera overload desu

>>103294699
https://files.catbox.moe/ba0ozw.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/tube2h.jpg
https://files.catbox.moe/0h9wt2.jpg
Bonus
https://files.catbox.moe/wfzzbd.jpg

>>103294851
not those ones, the nurse outfit

>>103294314
This bitch knows nothing

clio's rock hard

>>103294851
How long till this dumb bitch starts an OF I wonder. I give it a year once the cosplay attention really dries up.

Hoochie mama I love Runie!

>>103294841
Very gay, but cute

>>103294923
Same

>>103294959
I dunno I don't think that's cute. Some bitch goes "uwu don't you know how spoiled and expensive I am?" and my first reaction is not "how cute," it's "bitch who the fuck do you think you are, there's the door bye"

Is Clio gonna play BF6 with Muyu or Yuu?

I propose cumbum personally make every anon itt cum via individual sex sessions

>>103294923
she's just like me, fr fr

I'm going to fap to Gumbun. She deserves it.

>>103295012
Different strokes as they say

>>103294923
tfw you never get to hit that. life is a fuck

>>103294959
source? what kind is it
I kinda like all of these villainess fantasy/isekai manwhas even though I'm a guy

Who's live rn?

>>103295151
source: Surrendering To My Enemy's Cold Embrace
失温沦陷

>People always ask where the missile is, never how it is
Phasers for this feel?

>>103294959
manwhas are trash

>Walk my dog at the non-tourist beach side of the island
>Usually meet no one except the other occasional weirdo who wants to be left alone
>today too fat chicks with their tits out were just lying there
I immediately thought of Eimi.

[Phase News]
Ljot is Phasing in.

>>103295418
Eimi isn't fat

>>103294923
Clio has dated women who are into latex outfits like that

>>103295418
>too

>>103295473
might be cool

What is the most appropriate response to perceiving the existence of Remilia Nephys?

>>103295302
I think it's chinese, which also makes it trash but at least it's fun xuanhuan slop wish fulfillment fantasy.

>>103295549
They're too fat

>>103295502
how come no hand cam?

>>103295549
I was playing vidya while making that post gomenasorry.

Guess who's back?https://www.twitch.tv/kanekolumi

>>103295709
uuuu makes me so mad

>>103295601
Appreciation. Treasuring her commitment to kayfabe and her love for her fans.

>>103295709
sunbro

>>103295709
Fyrens gf?

>>103295709
Has she built the car yet?

>>103295799
2 more weeks and she'll finish it

>In the end, there never was starbro on the telly
Incestfag status?

Lumi's claiming that she didn't kill Filian's vtuber award show.

>>103295654
Eimi is like Michiru, incorporeal

[Lumi news] she voice acts gooner games with her mods in VC

>>103295920
Sure

>>103295920
Fillian is capable enough to do that alone.

>>103295957
grim

>>103295957
I would not be surprised.

>>103294409
No inner dialog.

How many capipis became parasocial after pippa the rippa was released? I actually like the song even though pippa is not the best singer and the lyrics kinda sound like they'd make people into goslings.

>>103295709
Thread ruined

>>103294851
Hot. Too bad I hate women.

>>103295956
Eimi is like Michiru, fat

>>103295975
She denounced the talmud too hard and it made Ukraine lose in Pokrosk so they had to cancel the vtuber awards

>>103296028
It's unironically a bop and lyrics don't feel like they're a throwaway love song or shit like that we usually get with vtuber music

>>103296247
I reckon these boys aint never had no sex

FAT FUCK

[Lumi news] she doesn't care anymore that she doesn't have an ass

>>103296128
They’re not fat

>>103296326
SHE'S A MIDGET
SHE'S FLAT

>>103296283
Why do you say that Sunbro

>>103296325
I thought this was an image of someone spreading their hole before I hovered over it

Rules of nature = Lumi
I'm my own master now = Pippa
A stranger I remain = Lia
The stains of time = Tenma
Red sun = Jelly
The only thing I know for real = Uruka
Collective consciousness = Runie
It has to be this way = Clio
The hot wind blowing = Eimi

Why isn't she speaking in cute Japanese?

>>103296461
Make a request.

One of yous told me Wemi had to stop playing DMC3 because she went to her parents house for a while or something.
But now she's back to her usual accommodations, and her schedule still lacks DMC3. So I'm back to thinking she gave up on it.

It's a bit disheartening that she'd rather spend hours upon hours ranting about brainrot than play DMC3. But I guess she is a woman at thing end of the day, that's just how they are.

>>103296631
You can ask her in the twatter to play more devil game.

>>103296631
Dmc sucks though. My brother bought to me, when i was a kid, but it's just a retarded action game with shallow lore. I spent my days playing starcraft and gtasa instead.

[Lumi news} she plays dumb on stream to flirt with chat

Tenma on the convention screen.

>>103296631
she developed a sleep disorder and spent a while doing tests at a hospital near her parents house and streamed at like 5 AM before her family woke up in the morning, now she is home not because she got better but because her doctor is on vacation

she has been struggling with constant exhaustion and memory loss from 1 hour of sleep a night

Jelly’s ass status???

what if loomi bloomi

>>103296785
Okay. I'll believe you.

>>103296726
>I only play mature games for mature men
lol.
Only women care about the lore of DMC anyway. No man gives a shit, we're just there to pull epic combos.

>>103296394
kek I can see it

>>103296785
>no sleep
Shit, doremus, your wife is slowly losing brain cells.
>Sleep deprivation can over-stimulate parts of the brain and even lead to permanent brain damage, according to a report on sleep deprivation among students.

>>103296785 (me)
Also then a tornado swept up her house and crashed it into a vulcano they only survived because wemi had spilled her drink on the floor (lava floor + water = stone!)

>>103296887
>I only play mature games for mature men
No, i play FUN games, man. Not a button masturbation simulator.

>>103296785
Maybe the room temperature iq isn’t kayfabe…

>>103296785
It's hard to care given her habits and diet.

Having sexual thoughts about Remilia Nephys right now. Might masturbate.

>>103296957
No that makes obsidian

>>103296957
there's actually a paper trail
this was her last schedule with dmc3:
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxAhx0at4nlpm72iEM8eZES-PBpI-V7yjo
it was also her last weekly schedule at her normal timeslot, afterwards she moved to 3-4 AM her time
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxfhiUcF67YoglTdX4MU7t9SVb1TTrvSap
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx3mDzzIfDsO-XCDrvebAvp99sKUmHjodo
https://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkxljsx-oOOU4m_BhFdKbAXqqZVmCn-ZMTr
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxTBwQla40BC000EET7g9-xgIWYVrOA9On
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxUSXjU07t0LJyvAvYP2F7EFgpAC43O5Qv
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxOE5YA4h3EiqUuzSBGBkkpHbnxb37Npeo
https://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxOthbO0fbX-iXeKFBXWqHNpZ2YKbhqa-m
if you actually look at her posts her timeline is full of daily "i miss u" apology posts and has been since it happened
https://www.youtube.com/@RemiliaNephys/posts

>>103296957
>lava floor + water = stone

>Listen to Kana's stream
>She talks about her new ff14 groomer
See guys, just play ff14 and you can get a mentally ill vtuber gf!

{lumi news] she was the side hoe

>>103296980
>he cried when the game told him easy mode was available
Rumao. Kill yourself loser.

>>103297098
>play ff14
thanks but no thanks

>>103297098
i dont want that tho

*Post girls that love white men in your thread*

>>103296631
It’s literally her return week.

>>103297098
>play ff14
uh sorry saya but no

>>103297132
>>103297132
SHUT THE FUCK UP, IM GOOD AT GAMES, IM CURRENTLY ALMOST A CHALLENGER IN LEAGUE AND TAKES WAY MORE SKILL TO DO THAT, YOU DMC FAGS SPEND DAYS DOWN SOME LOWBROW SHIT INSTEAD OF ACTUALLY GAMING, YOU HATE VIDEOGAMES

[Lumi News] we're getting another layna cooking stream

>>103297141
No girl loves any man, they only tolerate as long as it is beneficial

>>103297150
Too big

>>103297187
Oh wow you get 2 whores in 1 stream. Great deal.

>>103297187
coolio, love me some hand cams

Lumi's being grilled for not reading her chat and is once again claiming that she reads every message.

>>103297185
lol
lmao even

>>103297261
well, she does read every chat (if you're one of her favorites)

>>103297098
I'll stick to a good mmo

>>103297294
Yeah if you're notAlpharius21, SunbrOcean, or orangecrowbarman.

Lumi has returned from her trip with a bitchy attitude and I don't like it

>>103297339
what did she say

>>103297325
I dunno, I don't type much because I'm a boring lurker, but have pretty much always been read when I do.
She probably ignores posts intentionally because she hates you.

[Lumi news] she does OF on the side

is she really though?

>>103297468
lmao i started watching at just the right time.

>>103297441
yeah, she didn't read any of my chats today, she most likely hates me

>>103297305
'Good' and 'MMO' are an oxymoron together.

>>103297325
>check SunbrOceans profile
that guys a chad why the fuck is he thirsting after a vtuber

>>103297305
please brother i need to know which one is the good mmo

Explain the appeal of the today's serving of Michiru stream.

Whats Lumi neurotic obessesion with "learning things" and reading books. Like yeah I get its a thing one days but shes so frantic about it.

>>103297633
Compulsive liar.

>>103297633
She's just scared of looking dumb or like a low-class failure. People who learn constantly don't need to force it, they are simply insane.

oh boy time for the snorefest crossword segment with grandma lumi

>>103297185
>YOU HATE VIDEOGAMES
Umm, who's the one hating on a game right now sweety?
It's not me.

If someone is skilled enough, you could mod Dizzy in a game like Summertime saga. Just sayin~.

>>103297633
I dunno much about Lumi but women read more than men these days.
Thing is though, they're not reading things like Hegel, they're reading things like Minotaur Milking Farm.

>>103297598
Definitely not wow

>>103297778
Minto...

>>103297633
>why dat whitei bitch out here learnin' an' shit? She gotta be crazy'

>>103297633
yeah fuck her she should be rotting like me

Lemon defense force has arrived.

>>103297990
hi femanon

>>103297778
Kek, now i remember old jokes like "no, anon, reading a lot refers to book, not rereading dies irae for a thousandth time".

>>103297098
I'll just take Nameless instead, thanks

>>103298014
In a perfect world this is our Lumi.

>>103297712
>

>>103298061
is that the fat tuber

>>103297712
>>103298111
Wait, it's still in development?

Man I love Yuu

>>103297712
Last time I heard of it, this scam pulled 40K a month on patreon, it was years ago mind you

wolf of shadow 0.8 this month surely

Tenma still owes me kotor 2 btw

give up, she will never play it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSbC0t7lUC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSbC0t7lUC8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dSbC0t7lUC8

>>103298239
some premium lemon exasperation today

bros I think lumi is seeing things after not streaming for days

>>103295502
>I'm a round gorl
Yeah sure buddy that was proven wrong from the start

>>103297187
Layna? I'm not watching that ultra whore

>>103294923
when are we going to stop pretending this looks good

>>103298476
I'll tell you when she stops causing my dick to become instantly hard

Should I drop jelly for runie

>>103298476
Cumbun, she-wolf of the SS.

>>103298526
you must be very easily pleased, I'm jealous

Do you guys have any messages for lia?

I just walked by her

>>103298542
this isn't a jrpg anon

>>103298476
is this one of those fem-ay-non posts yall are talkin about?

>>103298566
Tell her to stream more
Hard mode: no yaoi

>>103298566
No because I was also just there (Bought a starter deck and coffee).

>>103298566
tell her to take her meds

>>103298578
nigga look at her face, bitches are a dime a dozen these days, give me a full package or don't bother

>>103297578
Number go up, monkey brain go ook ook

>>103297598
Osrs, you may now laugh

>>103298371
Imagine your hand sinking in her flesh, while taking her from behind...

>>103298566
Ask what color her butthole is

>>103298542
she is a good DPS because of her black magic affinity, but it really depends on your overall team composition

>>103298621
old lady versus old lady

>>103298566
tell her to stop flying over my house

>>103298476
She is easily 7/10.

>>103298641
My current team comp is Erina, Muyu, and Jelly. Sadly Jelly's power of time is not comfy with me.

fuck you

>>103298671
>all it takes to take over the general is an average looking woman
grim

>>103298476
Her tits are nice

>>103298671
her face is a 6 and her body is a 8
so I guess 7 is accurate

>>103298715
bruh this thread is derailed everyday by any schizo that comes through the door

cumbun could lose a few shes really on the edge of peak and obese

Tenma owes me KOTOR2 poster status?

Kotor boys, it's a great start already

>>103297261
If your name is sunbr0cean

>>103298476
I don't know if she looks good or not, I just want to grab and fondle her. She looks so soft
Women look so soft
I wish I had a woman to touch

>>103298618
What's wrong with her face?

>Lumi is watching Northernlion now
fuckkkk

>>103298826
now she only needs to get it running and the debt will be paid

>>103298826
Broken, held together by rage

>>103298863
What does a woman’s embrace feel like bros

Who is the man catalog monkey is claiming is Clio?

>>103298930
>northernlion scrandle
>i sleep
>avoidingthepuddle scrandle
real shit

Why can't she ever reach her senpai...

>>103298930
the algo pushed him hard recently

>>103298971
Why do so many npcs watch the whoreca

>>103298715
Do you ever go outside? The average woman is getting fatter and uglier man any woman who puts in effort is literally above 60% of others, at a minimum cumbun is already above 75% of women

>>103298930
i have a working theory that heaps of vtubers like NL so much because they have daddy issues

>>103298930
>now
she's been watching him for a long time, it's xalamon's fault

>>103298791
I prefer Nameless because she fit and white passing

>>103299014
>Do you ever go outside?

>>103299006
normalfags love whores and getting cucked

>>103299036
but Lumi has mommy issues

Is there a game where the bad guy is 100% correct and the player character realizes he fucked everything and he can't fix it causing like millions to die or something and the world is a much worse place because the so called heroes couldn't stand some sacrifice to save the many

>>103299014
It's literally just a normal woman that's on the fatter side already.
>Do you ever go outside?
Do you?

>>103299054
It does seem that way.

>>103298971
Not enough of a slut

>>103298715
Yes.
Are you a woman? You never noticed men can't name female actors? Because men don't care as much as women do about looks.

>>103299014
This. Only asian women put effort. That's why white men go after them.

>>103299072
I buy fresh bread every 2-3 days so yeah.

>>103299014
zoomers are so brainrotted from being on instagram all day that they think that 10s are 7s and 7s are 2s

>>103298476
big booba latex please understand

I'll be honest if a woman like gave me a hug I would like fall for her tricks so quickly its depressing

>>103298949
link?

>>103299117
I fell for my mother's tricks so many times. Treachery indeed.

>>103299062
yeah that's why she didn't latch onto him intuitively and has only done so now that he's part of the mainstream culture

>>103299054
lets not use the getting cucked part in boyfriend connect thread as something terrible

>>103299036
>muh daddy issue
you don't have to go into psycho analyze shit, he's a unique looking guy, consistent, with a good sense of banter and his editors are pumping out youtube shorts

>>103299014
American food is making everyone in the country fat, companies literally put extra sugar in most food that massively bloat the calories

>>103294148 (OP)
sexxxx maybe I should watch phase

>>103299146
Sexy tricks or not sexy tricks?

lumi preys on naivety and she uses marten as a shield fucking golem bastard that guy

>>103299095
My penis cares very much about looks, thank you very much.
Women like gossip and who's better to gossip about than celebrities? I can't name another actor other than Ryan Gosling and Arnold Schwarzenigger because his name is funny.

>>103299183
yeah but most of us don't like that part

>>103299129
Last digts of the post are 3298541

>>103299066
Magic Knight Rayearth

>>103298930
nl is fine and he's happily married so no chance of him fucking your oshi. simple as

>>103299117
My driving instructor gave me a hug for some reason which shocked me. This was ten years ago and the latest hug I've gotten (not including my mom).

>>103299066
Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance
Shame there will never be a sequel

>>103299215
Wow, I must be really out of touch, is celebrity gossip still a thing?!

>>103299194
Americans make themselves fat.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKHsbSy8lfI

>>103299218
same here. But its the throwing stones from a glass house situation

lucasfilms still owes me kotor 3 btw

>>103299249
It will be a thing as long as women exist.

>>103299183
Thread shitter please. Let's not pretend other corpos or indies are somehow more virtuous.

>>103299185
>youtube shorts
Ah, the woman's opium.

>>103298930
He has some good bits, I get why people watch him, he can make mundane observational humour somewhat funny

>>103299278
You mean lucasarts

>>103299259
how tall is this dood

Jelly schizo, schizos out daily and prince gets /wvt/ to thread raid us every friday

>>103299283
indies are not a corpo with 10-50 talents. 1000+ different chuubas to pick from. You can easily find non cucking ones there.

>>103299278
But you already got it

>>103299194
>>103299259
I'm an American that is very well traveled. It is vastly harder in America to eat healthily than it is in most of Europe, the Middle East, and Asia.
In America you have to make everything yourself and go out of your way hunting deals to try and make things affordable and healthy. You can do it, but it's a lot of effort. There is no healthy eating out. Zero.
In most other countries you can eat out and have access to affordable options for healthy food. The best being ME and SEA.

>>103297185
>ALMOST A CHALLENGER

>Translation: In all the time i've devoted to league of legends and despite how old I am, i've never hit challenger, not even once.

That's sad.

>>103299259
While lifestyle plays a role people greatly underestimate the calories of food because of added sugar, and its sometimes "hidden" on nutrition labels with ingredients like flo-malt, rice syrup, and evaporated cane juice.

>>103298762
>her face is a 6 and her body is a 8
Hot take: face shouldn't affect overall score of looks THAT much. It's, like, 3% of the skin surface. Seems kinda shallow to call someone ugly because of measly 3%.

>>103299430
Face is 90% of a girl's looks. We only consider body so heavily because modern women are hambeasts.

>Tenma playing kotor
Starwarsfags, does kotor still hold up to this day?

>>103299401
not a fan of mmos
swtor was alright as far as mmos go but not a real kotor title

>>103299430
only a robot would assign the face value based on its surface area

>>103299430
>face shouldn't affect overall score of looks THAT much. It's, like, 3% of the skin surface
That's the funniest shit I read all day, are you ugly in the face perhaps

>>103299427
Just don't eat, stupid.

>>103299472
Storywise? yeah its fun especially dark side
gameplay? a bit too clunky and dated

>>103299483
We are biorobots
>>103299485
Nah, im at least 7/10.

>>103299430
That's a gooner take if I ever heard one.

>>103299472
yes if you can stand a bit of grind and boring combat. if you can’t you won’t get anything out of it
the story (of kotor 2) is I think the most unique take on sw ever done

>>103299466
Untrue. Back in the day people had sex in the darkness. It was considered bad to do it, when the sun is up. That's why nightgowns are a thing. Look at the fucking name.

>>103299592
those are for sleeping, you know during the night

>>103299403
I was just in Northern Europe the other month and the most popular restaurant food was a split between McDs and doner kebabs (aka turkish McDs). You're full of shit. Here's why people aren't as fat in Europe: they earn something like $10,000 less per year than your average American, and get taxed like 5x harder, so they literally just do not eat out as much. Nobody eats out as much as Americans, and Americans are the fattest. Your average euroNEET who doordashes every meal is as fat as your typical amerilard. Thirdie countries still revolve around lives of heavy manual labor where they're burning 1000 calories per day beyond maintenance, and it's basically impossible to get fat on that lifestyle regardless of what you eat. The biggest factor in first world countries mushrooming in size is fast food getting cheaper. That's it. Worldwide.
>Nyooooooo you have to cook food yourself!!!!!
Which is how it works everywhere that isn't America. It's only Americans who are so stupid and lazy that feeding themselves is considered to be an unreasonable filter.

>>103299403
>In America you have to make everything yourself
I think this is a cultural issue, euros home cook most days but it isn't seen as something special.

Why does Tenma force her accent when she is reading?

I need to be as happy as Tenma just was for the opening crawl of Kotor 2

>>103298930
It's fine, he's a fellow WMAF enjoyer whose dreams came true. You can trust him.

>>103299628
You sleep in pjs, not nightgowns.

ebon hawk > millenial falocn

>>103299633
>they earn something like $10,000 less per year than your average American, and get taxed like 5x harder, so they literally just do not eat out as much
Nigga, are you calling us POOR? Half of your country is one missed paycheck from sucking landlord's dick to not live on a street. Food here isn't that expensive.

>>103299210
Not sexy. She's too supportive, even in my most dumbfuck of times. She knew my viewpoint was bullshit, but she was still supportive. Probably the quality some of you want in a wife, I'm guessing...

Btw jelly started posting about her new bf on that chibiankou alt since march. She made a post how letting the guy touch her boobs improved his mood.
Since that account is private here is a reply you can use to find full chain in archives.
https://x.com/puggyalt/status/1897372456912097770

>>103299592
whats back in the days, because you go to yurop and there's naked ladies on every building from back in the days, they really did consider the female beauty has a whole, not just the face

>>103299653
>He doesn't sleep nude.

>>103299633
not a great comparison though bc mcd’s is really different in eu vs us, eu food regulations are much tougher and the quality is better for most things even shitty fast food. lots of fillers and gums and other useless unhealthy stuff in us food

>>103299210
>mother's tricks
>sexy tricks or not sexy tricks?
Uhhh

>>103299427
What the fuck country do you live in?
Calories (kilojoules) is literally the first metric that's presented on a nutrition information label.

>>103299345
he's 5'6

>>103299633
I don't care what your popular split in Britanistan is. You still have more options, and more local produce for cheaper.
>>103299634
You don't have to treat it like a job hunting deals for produce and meats to cook affordable mealsm

>>103299722
>pic
If she posted her tits here, people would've called her mid.

>>103299761
That should be mid, in a more healthy world, that's the whole point I think

>>103299345
Love his personality and how he makes fun of himself, but like many phd-havers, he thinks this means he's also an expert in every other field.

>>103299194
>>103299259
Culture war horseshit is a factor, people getting in their own way
>ugh hippies and male cat owners are into all that stupid organic, simple ingredient, independent farm etc. shit, it's all a scam, wake up
>anyways I'm going to get some fast food, Wal-mart groceries and pepsi :^)

>>103299633
Northern european here: we have lunch places specializing feeding office workers that serve home cooking style food, often in a price range of like 15 euros per meal which matched a burger and fries price wise. Many bigger office building haves these, pretty similar to university lunch halls. But I think your point still stands, I cook my own dinner from scratch most days

>>103299736
I know what I said.

>>103299701
Yeah you are poor, the median income for pretty much every European country is thousands lesser than the USA and that's not even counting the extra tax on top of it
https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/median-income-by-country
You're all 1 paycheck from homeless as well, which is why homeless rates in Germany are almost 10x that of the USA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homelessness_in_Germany
>US homeless rate (0.09%)
>Germany homeless rate (0.77%)
Phase Connect

The primary cause of obesity in the West is modern people being literally and unironically too shit at basic life tasks to know how to eat. But this is deeply embarrassing to admit so instead we're going to engage in petty nationalism and cycle through an endless round robin of meme diets instead of learning how to cook. Phase connect.

>>103299403
>>103299634
Laughed out loud recently, when someone posted a video with a woman complaining about "slaving away in the kitchen" and then saying that it "takes hours" to prepare food for her family. Now, it's one thing, if you are making a feast for a big event or something along the lines of, but most meals do not take hours to make. Unless you count in preparation, but that's not a wise way of thinking, because it's like me saying that my masturbation session takes almost a year, because i only masturbate, when Sodeno posts new stuff (lazy fuck). My mother always told me, if you can't make a meal under an hour, you are either preparing something huge with multiple courses or you don't know your way around the kitchen. Chores are a skill issue.

>>103299737
American nutrition label regulations allow bullshit tricks for companies

Right off the bat, they can legally have their calories underestimated by up to something like 25% and overestimate nutritional value by a similar amount
They aren't required to have total calories of the container for most things, just serving size and some of the companies will make the serving size small enough to where it looks like a low calorie food at a glance

>>103299717
Do YOU have any archives? Or is this an account you made?

>>103299066
the world ends with you almost does this but the bad guy decides he was just kidding at the last second

>>103299874
>You're all 1 paycheck from homeless as well, which is why homeless rates in Germany are almost 10x that of the USA
That's mainly because of immigrants and US fiddling with numbers to appear better "on paper". Like how you will simply ignore the dying person in a hospital to not ruin its overall rating. Germans are too honest for their own good.

>Its difficult and expensive to eat healthy in the US!
>Bags of frozen veggies are like $3.
>Bag of prepacked salad is like $2-$5 (depending on the kind) and contains multiple servings.
>Fresh veggies like half a dozen carrots, onions, peppers, potatoes, broccoli, etc are all like $2-$3.
>Depending on the type of part, chicken is like $5-$8 for several thighs or breasts.
>Fish varies depending on the kind but hovers around $4-$5 a filet.
>Everything is even cheaper with sales and coupons.

Where the fuck are you people shopping here in the US that eating healthy is expensive? Just cook your own shit and don't eat 3 people's worth of portions in a single meal.

The reason Americans are fat is because they have too much choice, it's literally been studied.
If your only choice of food is gruel for breakfast, lunch and dinner, you won't get fat.

Why the fuck are you fighting over food

Phase Connect General?

I just scratched my balls

I like kohlrabi : )

>>103300010
It's always like this.

>>103298677
yeah, me

>>103299717
What archive caches some rando twitter account

>>103299956
The real reason is people are confused about what ingredients are safe to eat and don't know how to season their food to their tastes. They try to prepare the same meals they'd get at a restaurant but without salt so it tastes bad, and then they just figure this is what home cooking is (a cheap knockoff of real food) so they give up on it.

>>103299984
>If your only choice of food is gruel for breakfast, lunch and dinner, you won't get fat.
Explain indians.

damn, Yuu is having so much fun. I wish games were so much fun for me... I'm kinda jealous

>>103299717
how much does this bitch needs to post about her private life on the internet

>>103300090
>people are confused about what ingredients are safe to eat
Umm, what shithole do you live in? Anything that's sold as edible is edible.

>>103299956
>fish is 4-5 a filet
>chicken is 5-8 for several thighs or breasts
Brownnigger you havent been to the US since Covid have you

>>103300130
You need to disconnect for at least a month, trust me it works.

>>103300129
Indian slop is delicious bro. Just don't buy it from Indians.

>>103300130
Kys footfaggot

>>103300161
disconnect from what? This is Phase Connect

>>103300090
>The real reason is people are confused about what ingredients are safe to eat
Brother, that's bullshit. It takes less than a minute to read what's good for you. Besides, people are being blasted with "good diet" articles, videos etc all the time. I can't go a day without hearing about eating more vegetables and less fried shit.

>>103300139
Right but they've been put through psyop after psyop that tells them every food group is poison and they need to cut back on them. Butter, salt, MSG, garlic, flour, sugar, etc. A lot of people are confused and grossed out by substances like onions sauce, vinegar, fish sauce, etc. that taste bad on their own. People just lack the skills, but they're surrounded by trad home cooking shit online and they just feel inadequate.

>>103300196
>he hasn't heard that frying with lard is healthy now
baka desu senpai.

>>103300239
lard is filthy we use chicken fat now actually

>>103300266
t. Muslim

I just listened to whatever my grandparents said about healthy eating habits. Never had an issue, blood samples are clean. You americans fucked yourself over by not preserving the family unit. Of course you don't know how to cook, your parents consider you roommates that they can simply kick out lmao.

>>103300266
>chicken fat
Interesting. I never saw it in any grocery shop where I live.
t. slav

>>103299875
It's not about the time spent cooking you fucking idiot, it's about the time spent shopping.

>>103300297
(The parents don't know how to cook either.)

>>103300306
Oh, gee, i forgot that you have to fly to another country to buy food, my bad.

Phood Cooking General, your place to discuss all kitchen related topics

>>103300225
Really? That would explain why people seem impressed when I say I can cook.
All I do is throw shit in a pan and call it a day.

>sits at maxed admin points
>doesn't take ideas
>randomly leaves sieges
lumi plays eu4 like the AI does

>>103300366
b-b-but muh queen of /vst/

>>103300303
Yeah, as an Anglo I've only seen pig and cow fat. Or otherwise mixed fat.

>>103300306
Unironically skill issue

make your food at home fatties

>>103300332
No you have to look up coupons and sales and drive 30 minutes to a supermarket to then spend 20 minutes standing in line trying to pay before you head to the next one and repeat. You niggers who post shit like this have obviously never done your own shopping on a budget.

>>103300409
are you autistic

>>103300409
Too bad, piglet, you have to make sacrifices in life, it is what it is. Although, i will admit, where i live, grocery shops are 5 minutes away on foot. Aren't you proud of the fact that you are the most free country in the world? Can't you just riot or whatever?

>>103300409
I usually just compare the prices by weight in the store and stock up on shit when it's half off. I take a while shopping though.

>>103300409
Literally where do you live where the nearest supermarket is 30 minutes by car? I didn't have to do half of this shit even when I was in grad school earning $7.00/hr and subsisting primarily on rice and beans.

>>103300480
>Aren't you proud of the fact that you are the most free country in the world?
I was just arguing that America sucks for food and thanks for helping prove my point.

food should be illegal

Lemon coded thread >>103298926

>>103300480
american fridges are 5x the size of yours so they only shop once a week or so

>>103300534
pippa will starve

talk about kotor this food thing is boring me now

>>103300569
only when she finishes the tutorial

>>103300409
>30 minutes to a supermarket to then spend 20 minutes standing in line trying to pay before you head to the next one and repeat
I'm willing to bet you spend more on gas than you save with this coupon shit if you hit multiple stores. Genuinely sound like a skill issue

>>103300569
brbrbrbrbrbrbrbr

>>103300525
If there were no traffic or lights it'd take 10 minutes. The problem is that there's always traffic when I am able to go and they all close no later than 10pm. Even the Walmarts stopped being 24 hours after covid.

>>103300603
Boring.

Pippa should masturbate and go back to sleep

Only severe schizo autists, I'm talking Pippa level, actually use coupons

I still don't get how Sheev is considered to be the strongest Sith when in the kotor and swtor games you've got guys who literally and physically eat planets

Since we are food general now, i have a question to americans. Why are your people so obsesses with snacking? When i was growing up, we had 3 meals and that was about it. You could eat an apple at some point, but not entire fucking sandwiches lmao.

>>103300622
luckily he is dead

>>103300642
SW was never meant to have lore, it's a fairy tale

>>103300664
I don't snack so I dunno

>>103300664
they don't sell real fruit anymore. they were all replaced with flavorless decorative fruit.

>>103300642
the ability to sense and influence things even minorly across vast distances in space used to be considered unbelievably strong

>>103300631
I feel too cheap to use them. Always just gave them away to others

>>103300697
>they were all replaced with flavorless decorative fruit.
I can't tell if that's a joke because that's unironically true.

>>103300664
Easily accessible high calorie / salt / carb food rewiring the brain to trigger us to impulsively snack because we literally might starve to death if the hunting party doesnt kill a gazelle

>>103300683
a lot like nimi amiright

>>103300697
>4XLknight gorging himself on those wax apples

>>103300739
why do you think i became autistically into growing fruit

Kirsche is eating a big cheese platter I'm gonna be sick.

>>103300664
Man it's so weird to see these fat americans just "eat a little snack" and devour a back of potato chips in-between like it's nothing.
I don't know anyone who gets a treat like that more than once a week at most.

>>103300664
Snacks are for when you're doing manual labor or hiking. Not for femboy coders. And things like snickers bars have may more calories than an apple.

Just bought a whole watermelon at the farmer's market, what do I do with ti?

>>103300811
Channel your inner Gallagher.

>>103300811
Do NOT make a hole in it, you freak.

>>103300811
cut out pieces of it and sprinkle them with salt

>>103300811
fuck it (tenderly)

>>103300811
ask Lia about her favorite hetalia fanfic

>>103300780
Kirsche is not fat.

>>103299883
I just watched a slop video about crumbl cookies or whatever and apparently they list 1/4th of a cookie as one serving kek.

>>103300850
Tell me more about this fanfic

>>103300879
no

>>103300780
>>103300862
Wish we could get new pictures of Kirsche and Eimi to see who is fatter.

>>103300862
Pippa should do this.

>>103300811
Feta and watermelon with balsamic vinegar and sea salt.

>>103300902
I'd rub her bloated belly afterwards

>>103300902
She better not eat all that. Thats so nasty. The amount of saturated fats alone is insane

>>103300902
Brie is the best cheese on that platter btw, and it's not even close

>>103300912
Oh and chiffonade cut basil.

I think jelly should graduate because moon jelly is cuter than jelly hoshiumi.

>>103300902
he Roman Empire died because of shit like this

is lumi... you know...

For non-Americans,
did you know that if you take a loaf of (((bread))) or some rolls from a grocery store and squeeze them they act and feel exactly like a sponge or a memory foam pillow?

>>103300973
Annoying? Yes.
>*Squeeeeeeee* chynyaaght

>>103300973
yes

>>103300943
>The amount of saturated fats alone is insane
>he fell for their lies

>>103300977
She made that at the start of stream and dragged most of her desktop stuff in there when she realized she had to do display capture

>>103300977
ENHANCE

>>103300811
Eat a bit everyday until gone, but only cut what you're gonna eat right away. Tastes better that way.

>>103300977
what's the vpn for

>>103300811
by the way melons ripen on the vine and don't improve on the counter

>>103301058
EU porn blocks

>>103301058
google "what is a vpn for"

>>103300977
Someone else who uses proton vpn, I'm not alone

>>103301031
That effect is pretty cool

>>103300902
uhh hogbros what is this I thought kirsche was thin now???

When are they releasing the 3rd Jedi Survivor game?

>>103301107
yeah but the glitching is a bit too frequent and distracting

bread?
cheese?

>>103301115
She lost a lot of weight actually.

>>103300729
I'm not talking about using like or two coupons, regular people will do that occassionally
The people who actually save money doing it are severe schizophrenics who make collecting coupons basically their job an no one who makes more than minimum wage in america should waste their time on that

>>103300902
post a hand screenshot so I can asses the hog level. saw a foot recently which looked somewhat slim

You played saberslop star wars vidya.

I played Empire at War.

We are not the same.

>>103300902
Pippa only eats

>>103301178
clio should play this

>>103300902
Same vibe

>>103300973
is lumi what

>>103300664
>americans get mind fucked with portion sizes to eat massive food
>body (fat) adapts to 1500 calorie bomb meals
>americans "diet" down to normal portion size
>body thinks this is starvation compared to the normal garbage put into it
>says its still hungry
>american on "diet" eats entire bag of "healthy" potato chips

[Tenma news] She's a tsundere jedi who wants to be a hardcore darksider but keeps accidentally turning to the light side by accident

>>103300811
Fuck it

>>103301126
I expect it to be cancelled to cover the cost of a bad game flopping.

>>103300902
SHE'S FAT

>>103301094
I used to play Jedi Knight 2 split screen mode with my little sister back on the game cube
good times

>>103300811
Give it as a peace offering to your local negro.

>>103301252
Used to do the same with my cousin and brother, outcast was is and will always be kino

>>103301204
"this" of course referring to my peanits

>>103300943
Not a big deal, the french are always stuffing their face with cheese and butter and meds drink olive oil.

[Tenma News]
Medical gay

>>103300902
Bitch you gargling a gallon of ozempic every day doesn't mean you can keep being a fat disgusting pig for free
Eat a fucking salad

>You were the chosen one! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the Force, not leave it in darkness!
Phasers for this feel?
>I HATE YOU
Phasers for this feel?
>You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!
Phasers for this feel?

>>103301312
and then they walk 2 hours a day through their /walkable/ cities tho

>>103301336
Anon ozempic makes you anorexic it's not like amphetamine diet pills from the 80s.

>>103301312
No this is like a full plancha for 6 and over a whole afternoon, nobody eats this fucking much cheese and dry ham, it's an anti pasti not a fucking dinner

eat
>>103301147
>>103301147
>>103301147

>>103301352
Chosen one?

>>103300943
cholesterol types are more linked with blood pressure than types of fats consumed, so a healthy weight, regular exercise, and potassium intake are bigger factors by far

>>103301415
You know the rules.

>>103301361
How much calories does a two hour walk burn?

>>103301607
>much

>>103301607
500?

>>103301607
at an avg walking speed of 3-4 kph that would be around 400-500 kcal

>>103300811
watamelon

>>103300811
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-eitsutpOc

>>103301688
>>103302016
So two doughnuts.