Credit Card!

>>103296460 (OP)
Literally paying for the wedding cake.

I'd make a condom money joke but Nimi went out of her way to make it clear that he always cums inside.

>>103296460 (OP)
>EU only

>>103296545
That's your job, I'm paying for the lingerie she's wearing on her wedding night.

>>103296637
They won't fuck on the night. Most married couples are way too exhausted after all the socializing and stress of the day.

>>103296575
>try not to think about dicks for one second challenge: impossible

>>103296460 (OP)
Not buying until there is a couple plushie.

>>103296460 (OP)
time to pay for child support cucklings

>>103296706
weak, I had sex with my wife on the day before, during and after (She looked really good in the dress and I think wedding dresses are sexy)

>>103296575
that was wild, but yes she did

>>103296618
retard

Now they come with her husband's cum!

>>103296770
The men that stood up.

>>103298302
pre-filled onaholes...

>>103296460 (OP)
This photo reminded me about Mr. Raspberry Jam

if seething could generate electricity, we'd have the cornerstone of a new renewable resource with this anon.

>>103296460 (OP)
>didn't sell in EU
glad to see fellow euros aren't cucks

>>103296706
that's why you skip the socializing

>>103296460 (OP)
napling man….

>>103296460 (OP)
sounds like someone without a credit card would complain about.

sixty fucking dollars before shipping

chances that she deliberately didn't advertise on stream out of embarrasment?

>>103296460 (OP)
>nobody is buying it
HAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAHAH

>>103302321
?

>>103296460 (OP)
Baby needs a new crib!

kys

>>103302647
He was right.

>>103296460 (OP)
no thanks, i'm good

>>103302647
i still don't know who fdund is

>>103302699
said no one ever

>>103296460 (OP)
>"I forgot to mention this on stream tehe"
Why is she refusing to acknowledge her own marriage on stream?
Is she ashamed of how much of a self-sabotaging move she has made?
>but anon, how does mentioning merch on stream correlate to acknowledging her marriage
Her mentioning merch drop will bring out the people saying stuff like "poggers let's fund the wedding cake" and people who aren't terminally online would see this and her viewership will continuously drop.
She hasn't officially acknowledged her marriage on stream yet because she knows once she does so, her run as a successful indie is over.
She will never do an official marriage stream until the very marriage OR until she gets knocked up.
This woman is ruthless. Disgusting.

>>103305386
She's just in a rock and a hard place ever since acknowledging her plans for marriage. She may hate the unicorns in her fanbase, but she absolutely loves their money and viewership too much to stop full-on pandering. And she probably isn't excited knowing that her new fanbase will just demote her as an accessory to her husband. Her chat might end up being spammed with comments like
>"When is Mr nightmare coming back on stream"?
>"MR NIGHTMARE ON STREAM" whenever a male voice appears in the background or if he just pops up to say "Hi."
>"MR NIGHTMARE MENTION" whenever she talks about her day.
Not to mention, there's still no sign that her new fans will pay up as much as her older ones.

>>103302373
Brownfeet can't read

>>103302373
did you buy one cuck? thanks for paying for the 80k california wedding venue!

>>103305386
I honestly think she got spooked by the doxx list rumors and regrets pulling the trigger on that for nothing.

I'm literally going to fund her daughter and consider it my own surrogate child

>>103296460 (OP)
Only 4 Nimi seethe threads up. /vt/ must be finally tuckering itself out

>>103306364
Thank god.

>>103306350

>>103306342
Meh, it gets it out of the way in case
-other crab bucket things happen
-baby crying in the background
etc

Just tear that proverbial bandaid off

despite how much vtubing is revolve around faking personality and image. she is fake as fuck.

>>103307322
Damn and here I thought she really was a tapir/baku irl

>>103307665
idk? she can't even say tapir right so.

Little lore drop!
*Mindbreaks unicorns*

your just watching a slow car crash at this point...

>>103296460 (OP)
Hey cucklings, you can put it in the cuck chair so you have a friend that isn't your hand

>>103302647
>Monopoly Bills
You must have 18+ to post here.

>>103307222
True, but that's at least months if not a years worth of extra cash flow before having to do the reveal just gone. No Lore Drop means that the unicorns are still on board and spending the big bux on her merch while also pulling from the main Hololive audience thinking she left because of management. Now everything can easily get rationalized
>she left because she wanted to get married
>she wanted to have kids so she wouldn't have been able to do idol stuff
>that was probably all that management disagreement was about
So she even loses out on the pity audience that she initially got. Mind you, I do think that vtubers with kids can work. That one indie JP vtuber with a kid is doing solid 4 view numbers last I checked. Hell, being married doesn't have to be the end too. Azki's rm is married and the Japs know about it, but that never became an issue since Azki the vtuber never acknowledged it and remained single. Even back when she was Fauna, there was a not so insignificant amount of people who knew about her PL. If she really did the reveal out of fear of getting exposed in the future, I think that was a major miscalculation from her.

>>103315804
how new

>>103299057
what was that from again? I can't remember

>>103315804
The anon that you replied to was making a joke about how Canadian dollars is equivalent to Monopoly money.

>>103296460 (OP)
I think I should move to Zeta, her voice is a bit similar to the tapir

>>103296706
You just a weak ass fag. They take a short nap and breed like rabbit

>>103296460 (OP)
Nimi plush that sucks her husband's dick and call you a cuck.

>>103302014
>napling
not what they're called

>>103317377
Google tells me that it's from GTA V

>>103296460 (OP)
Imagine giving money to a married woman. Pure insanity.

>>103296545
It's her money, stop being a douche bag. Give her the money you owe her.

>>103325215
Most of her fans don't know the truth. The average vtuber fan isn't on twitter and just pops into the stream when the notification rings. What a sad bunch

>>103324707
>her husband
>you a cuck

>>103324836
What are they called?

>>103296460 (OP)
>orz
Did I just travel back 20 years?

Better get your credit card out? Your...credit card? She has the BALLS...to jokingly advise her fans how to ensure they can purchase a plushie before they're all sold out?! NOPE! No! Does not compute! Does not compute! DIRSNKYPMPUGDXA!

How are you "people" this obsessed?

>>103331299
Why even put that in quotes?

>>103331299
All of her former fans are now militant antis. Nimi has damaged the entire VTubers community by archetyping the selfish idol to ethot pipeline.
>Duplicitous self serving agenda from the start
>Toxic work relationships
>Takes everything out on management
>Scheme to undermine the org and drive graduations and bad work ethic/mood
>Throws fit and resigns blaming not enough concessions
>Go indie and run promos wringing cucklings dry
>Once their wallets are empty tactical LLD as the rest of VTubing implodes
>(her and mint are behind the fiasco, more scheming)

>>103330470
I don't appreciate that joke.

>>103332972
The unholy mystical union between Holobronies and Nijisisters is complete. The theurgy to summon the false god of Corporate Infallibility is finished.

>>103331299
How much money have you spent on this married woman?

>>103332520
the people making these threads are hardly sapient

>>103296460 (OP)
>Some cucklings grew a spine and cancelled their orders
>"Uuuuu, won't you cucks bail me out of this exes inventory, so I don't have to cut back on my lube spending?"
kek

>>103296460 (OP)
Time to pay cucklings. Her husband is waiting.

>>103334798
Why are you spending so much effort defending another man's wife

>>103335021
Because she's cute :3c

>>103335056
That's why she's married

>>103296460 (OP)
nimi's future

>>103335252
>filthy rich parents
>begging
yeah.. keep dreaming, retard

>>103335252
brown hands wrote this

>>103337943
you mean brown hands caused that

>>103334798
It would seem so

hahahaah

>>103335021
>Why are you spending so much effort defending another man's wife
Why did you become a Nimi anti because you found out that she was married? Hololive is selling thousands of dollars of merch for talents and some of them are married. Unicorns defending Cover, a large Japanese company with over 600 employees, so they can lie to them is such a baffling mindset.

>>103316345
she said she is going to get married, meaning she wasn't already married so this shit makes no sense

Some of you badly need therapy man. She plays videogames with an animated avatar and announced she's getting married.

If that makes you not want to give her your money then don't, but just... shut up about it already. It's been like three weeks. Go to therapy. Touch some grass.

>>103342152
why didn't she announce it when she re-debuted anon? Why did she wait until she sold debut merch and got all the debut money anon? If it was Holo rules holding her back from doing it why didn't she do it right away?

>>103342152
I bet you get alot of updoots on reddit with such wisdom tourist anon

>>103342242
Because she presumably wasn't engaged at that point? Is this a trick question?

And if you're gonna say "why didn't she say she was in a relationship" - you could say that to any of your theoretical oshis who currently aren't telling you shit and are happy to sell you overpriced acrylic garbage.

>>103342341

No u

>>103342574
That's the entire point of being a vtuber, to escape reality. Coombait anime puppets like Nimi are specifically designed to attract lonely people. Keep your personal relationships private instead of throwing it in your fan's faces, it's that simple. Moralfag crusaders like yourself need to go back.

>>103342574
I watch the vtuber not the irl person behind the avatar. If I wanted to watch a real person I could go watch any of the 100s of female streamers who are not vtubers.
You are still not answering the question regardless, if she is some paragon of honesty why would she not disclose that she was in a long term relationship as soon as she re-debuted instead of still milking her fans for money with merch?

>>103342574
>"Why didn't she say she was in a relationship?"
This one's always funny to me because of how badly it could go.
The answer to that one is kind of obvious in that relationships are more likely to break down early, and if you have to explain that part, it'll cause even more issues. Marriage at least implies some form of commitment, though with cases like Rosedoodle whose husband was a major part of her streams, they can blow up spectacularly when they fall through. Real shame since her husband was a hoot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLYp-sl1_4E
Allegedly, in this case, she cheated on her husband of 8 years with "one of her mods who groomed her with skebs" of all things.

>>103296460 (OP)
what a greedy whore lmao

I thought all her fans killed themselves after the NTR incident

>>103296618
>>103301939
You people don't even understand English don't you?

>>103334445
>Twitter deludes themselves that Gura's model was forced on her by management, and she isn't actually into it
>seethes at Saba for proving them wrong and tries to cancel her
>fails
>/vt/ unicorns delude themselves that Fauna is their pure waifu girlfriend
>seethe at Nimi for proving them wrong and try to cancel her
>???

>>103305386
people who aren't terminally online watch this shit?

>>103305386
>She hasn't officially acknowledged her marriage on stream yet
She has. Multiple times. All of them were offhand comments because it's not that important.

>>103296460 (OP)
Tempting.

The Nimi plush I purchased before they sold out is in rough shape as of late, considering ive been beating it daily with a rat tail whip I made. Might just buy another to continue the routine since its somewhat therapeutic

>>103341207
>some of them are married
who?

>>103345091
Rushia for one.

>>103335252
Considering Nimi's parents are fucking loaded and she has a Bachelor's in Biology lol

If the vtubing grift dries up she'll be taken care of by mom and dad until she can get a decent paying normie job

>>103345091
Azki, you know the one that did erotic ASMR this morning? Yeah.

>>103296545
Yeah, anon. People use the money they make from their job to pay for things. It'll make a lot more sense when you finally get one yourself.

>>103342152
>>103342242
why didn't she announce it 4 years ago when already was getting plowed?

>>103302647
Brown

>>103335252
i don't understand how people can be this shameless

>>103296618
I love the EU, thanks Nimi!

>>103345238
>>103342898

>>103342898
cringe and fake take
if you're having sex you're already married in spirit with somone
a paper from the government that allows no-fault divorce means nothing other than tax cuts

>>103296460 (OP)
>The people who call Nimi a grifter think Zentranny is a-ok

>>103345331
The most virgin sentence ever written.

Cucklings, have some self respect

>>103326730
Retard doesn't get the reference

>>103345398
I had sex with multiple women and I wish I didn't

>>103345506
How old is that? That's over 7 years old.

>>103345002
timestamps for the lazy?

>>103345930
quick search
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gg7KjHIn98
For one, this one was directly after the tweet.

>>103307222
Honestly it's a little late but honestly better than the absolute shit storm she'd face if the baby started crying and she couldn't lie about it fast enough. People are pissed sure but at least they know they can stop supporting now if they want to before it goes any further.

>>103341207
Because she broke kayfabe in the biggest way and we're tired of vtubers doing this shit. Go be a flesh streamer if you just want to get yourself on stream.

>>103346139
She doesn't even say what she's thanking people for nigga.

>>103345553
Sure you did, bud.

>>103345130
>biology
>bachelor's

You need at least a PhD to get anywhere in that field. At least. And even then at least a tenured position to be somewhat respected.

>>103296545
...and the dress, the ring, the tuxedo, the venue, the food, the invitations, and the...

>>103332972
>>Scheme to undermine the org and drive graduations and bad work ethic/mood
This is the worst part. She was part of the reason Mumei ended up graduating.

>>103345343
Nobody matches this description.

>>103296460 (OP)
nah im good

>>103345132
Azki isnt, nayuta is

>>103332972
Don't forget
>is Aloe's father
>leaked Aloe's private stream
>pretended to be Nijisanji fans and anti'd her until she graduated
>told Risu to never do Karaoka streams
>told Kronii, Mori, Ame and Ina to Collab with tempus, still trying to convince the rest of EN/JP
>hired Tempus
>hired Mori
>hired Jurard
>hired ERB
>is omegalpha
>is jchad
>organized HLZNTL, forced the girls to join at gunpoint
>Convinced Coco she'd make way more money as an indie in the long term
>forced Sana to graduate
>dressed up as Ollie and passed Jurard the interview questions so he could ace the interview
>told Jurard about "hate marketing" told him to tweet at Gura and Mumei to intentionally piss people off
>decided to fuck with Nijisanji for a change and told Riku it would be a genius idea to have management harass Selen while she was in the hospital and subsequently to have the black screen stream after that backfired
>is responsible for Fauna's periods incapacitating her for a week every month
>convinced Kronii to go on hiatuses to get plastic surgery
>gave Mumei her throat problems
>is the manager that told Haato she couldn't go on the EN Minecraft server anymore
>runs ERB's youtube account, is the one constantly writing messages in holostars' chat
>convinced Bettel to collab with Bae and said his fujos wouldn't get mad
>convinced ERB that homocollabing would be good for her growth
>convinced ERB that doing nothing but unarchive Karaokes and superchat readings would be good for her growth
>runs all the accounts constantly asking Kiara and Irys to homocollab
>wrote the script for Fauna's and Ina's talks to their chats
>convinced Shiori to have the "collab choices" talk during debut
>runs all the accounts constantly shittalking Nerissa's gaming skills causing her to drop games
>gave A-chan's parents cancer forcing her to quit her position to take care of them
>told Gamma to send dick pics to holomembers
>pulled Mori's perms for dark souls 3
>fucked with Gura's projects and mixed her songs
>told Ririka that homocollabing would be great for her career and to chastise her fans for not liking it
>vaccinated Shiori as a child and gave her crippling autism
>impregnated Watame's mother and told her she shouldn't have been born
>convinced Fuwamoco to move to Japan
>dresses up as Fuwawa and molests Mococo every night
>told Matsuri she should ERP during VCR GTA RP, is the twitch jannie who banned the E-celeb she ERP'd with so that his fans would attack her
>collabed with Tenma and cucked her fans
>told yagoo to have the stars join GTA RP to cuck other fans of girls from other companies
>convinced Magni that the both of them could totally make it as indies, told him he'd easily pay off his student loans once they don't owe cover a cut anymore
>Married Aqua and told her to become a housewife
>Broke into Nene's house and killed her beetles
>raped every single member of Hololive in front of Yagoo while doing lines of coke off his dick and suckerpunching Sora

>>103345091
azki aki mio korone

>>103349359
>She was part of the reason Mumei ended up graduating.
My God, at least watch streams. Mumei would've left a year before if not for Bae getting her to stay for longer.

>>103349568
I'm not reading that but I'm sorry for your loss or whatever

>>103345132
>>103349589
fake and never happened

>>103296545
>>103296575
are we agreed now that they are cucklings now?

>>103331299
because she should just retire as a vtuber and have her husband take care of her

>>103342152
the fact that you don't realize most of the people shitting on her in here are other female vtubers is hilarious

nimi showed her ass and the girls are on attack

>it's OK when Azki does it

>>103296545
>This anon wants his oshi to die a lonely virgin like him

>>103296460 (OP)
I love it when /vt/ pretends as if spending on merch is inherently a bad thing. Either y'all are poor or have your own skeletons in your closets with what you use your money on.

>>103305386
Do you know how this affects the very people you call "cucks" just by association with Nimi? Now I have to prove myself in every thread I'm not a Napling because I have no problem with her marriage. Thanks to you being right, now I've switched sides. Nimi has dealt a fatal blow to pretty much everyone else in the VTuber community that isn't part of the Hololive EN, Phase, or Barbie fanbases. You heard me, a fatal blow. It's a fucking survival game now.

>>103334445
The funny thing is Holobronies embrace being Nijisister adjacents. They don't even hide it. They like being evil.

>>103332972
What the fuck is LLD

>>103341207
A million dollar question indeed.
Any real unicorn would not watch Hololive if they truly believed their own bullshit.

>>103342152
Therapy doesn't exist in some of the countries schizos hail from.
Someone post the map of worldwide schizo rates and where it's supposed to be the highest (if I say where, I'll be banned).

>>103345091
How does it feel to fracture your own fanbase, Holofag?

>>103354811
>it's OK to be an angry little man seething at the private lives of people he'll never meet. What's next on your script, calling me a cuck without context?

>>103355021
Little Lore Drop. I didn't think this would be as big as a scandal than Coco-China but here we are. Unicorns resemble the very Chinese antis they fought against (if they even were around, those who are ignorant of history tend to forget it in the first place).

>>103355304
>I didn't think this would be as big as a scandal than Coco-China
The Selen termination shitstorm and the dissolution of Vshojo see on par with that. This isn't even a blip on the radar compared to either of those.

>>103355588
You sure about that? People have already forgotten about those two. We have 20 Nimi threads a day.

>>103296545
I'd rather she settle down with one man in marriage than sleep around with a hundred

>>103355751
You know I find it funny that unicorn will give MariMari a pass because she said n*gger on stream once even though her body count is probably over 50

>>103355700
>NijiEN still remains a pariah after a year and a half
>barring the fact that it's still fresh, the Vshojo fiasco might end up with people going to prison
Go outside of the catalog bubble once in a while. You see what you want to see.

>>103307222
If she had any brains at all she'd have milked her fanbase as hard as possible, then did a second graduation in 2026/2027 for real this time to make as much as possible without ever telling them anything, then fucking off and it would just a rumour on /vt/ that she quit to get married. Make a million or two million.

>>103355821
>phaseniggers are unicorns
nani

>>103355700
Made by the same 3-4 people who have been seething about fauna for years.

>>103354662
>anon feels threatened by a woman able to work harder and earn more money than he can
lol

>>103355904
They act like them the most
>>103355910
LLD probably created double that

>>103354947
>Now I have to prove myself in every thread I'm not a Napling because I have no problem with her marriage

>>103355700
>everyone making fun of cucklings and nimi because >lol, lmao even
>N-N-NO YOU'RE SEETHING IM NOT SEETHING SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP NONONONONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cope

>>103356003
Because I initially thought it wasn't a big deal, apparently it is, and now it's spilled onto association. Therefore I have to take /vt/'s side to avoid humiliation or even lie about who my oshi is so I don't get called a Napling or Napling sympathizer.

>>103355983
>the fans of the corpo that is essentially a harem of one chink cryptobro
>act like unicorns

>>103355856
See, you're wrong>>103356094

>>103356253
How does that anon pointing out that you're mindbroken beyond belief make me wrong, dipshit?

>>103330470
A NAPLING CREDIT CARD? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>103356253
If you can find any examples of your clearly correct interpretation of how people feel about Nimi or her fanbase being supported anywhere outside of this Mongolian beef basket, you're free to share.
Otherwise, the overwhelming support on all platforms shows that your take on these matters is not widely accepted, nor should it be taken seriously.

>>103296575
Wait what? Source?

It's amazing that there's "people" trying to defend what Nimi did, absolutely disgusting.

>>103356424
You're wrong again>>103356537

>>103356557
Are you deliberately ignoring the "outside of this mongolian basket weaving forum" part?

>>103349598
No they definitely had some overlapping grievances... Fauna alluded to them both running into some drama at Breaking Dimensions relating to them not getting an MC break, but AFAIK no specifics were ever released.

>>103354811
Azki keeps it to herself instead of lore dropping it on shitter.

>>103354811
I love all of the fake unicorns ITT that don't object to this btw
If you all believed the bullshit you say then you'd drop all of Hololive for anime

>>103358525
When has she said it on her channel?

>>103358927
The bar must have really lowered then
But hey, it's cool. I despise unicorns.

>>103356094
>everyone
It's you and like three indians

Not sure why people point outside this board like there's going to be honest opinions on discord and twitter.
In non-anonymous environments people will either stay quiet or say the "right" thing. If the schizos here are right it'll take months to play out. If they're wrong then Nimi will still be doing fine by the end of this year.
All the bait threads right now are a waste of time unless the people making them are willing to grow a pair and start posting publicly about it.

>>103332972
Why are you this desperate to control the narratives? You're not even trying to make the lies convincing, and no one with any cursory knowledge of Hololive would ever believe this shit lol. So who is it for?

>>103345091
IRyS

>>103349568
kek

>>103349359
Now you're just revealing your hand. You got bored and are now trying to see how far you can push the rrats. I don't blame you, it's actually incredible what you've managed to convince retards on /vt/ of. You're getting way too overconfident now though.

>>103358490
Moving the goalposts

>>103359711
People do not stay quiet or say the right thing on twitter anymore. It's actually worse over there sometimes.
Anonymity = more honesty is a schizo trap. Anonymity almost guarantees lies, people experiment and pretend to have views they don't actually hold in order to measure consensus. The problem with that is the consensus they're measuring is full of people also doing the same, so it's a consensus that never actually exists. That's the real reason you don't have containment breakers, because the roles people play on here aren't actually real, the people you interact with don't actually feel the way they say they do.
And then autistic people show up and they just get fucking eviscerated because they take everything at face value and believe the stakes are much higher than they actually are.
I can't think of a more hostile environment for an autistic man than /vt/. It's quite literally an elaborate, complex extrapolation of Eric Andre's "we used to feed a little retarded girl LSD, lock arms around her and yell NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE"

Out of curiosity, how many of the /here/chubas are just femboys? Is it literally to pander to the "male gaze"?

>>103359820
cuckling damage control has really run out of steam. mr nightmare needs to add more incentives to his cuck bounty program

>>103360836
Literally no one knows what you're talking about anymore

>>103360883
Literally the 25% of the board that aren't ESL know exactly what I am talking about

>>103296739
The consequences of little lore drop

>>103296460 (OP)
This is just her making her 2 pieces of merch available to the rest of the world, why is that a problem? Also, Saba has released more merch than Nimi, why aren't you mad at her?

>>103361197
Saba's debut merch was not a grift because
Look it just wasn't okay?
Stop asking questions

>>103296545
So what? Her happiness is MY happiness

>>103361350
And another thing, Gura even re-released merch before she graduated (Dino Gura and Ebi) which Fauna didn't do

>>103345130
>Bachelor's in Biology
Hahahahaha pfftttt hahahahaha! Not even a fucking PHD holy shit hahahaah

>>103361765
>not even a PhD
lol shut up anon you're drunk

>>103354811
Azki is talented, good at games, and entertaining

Nimi is none of that

>>103361765
She has plenty of options so its not like it really matters.

>>103362087
There are no jobs for BS in biology lmao enjoy starbucks

>>103362087
>>103362164
Yeah her upcoming onlyfans for cucklings like you

>>103329485
cucklings of course!

>>103362193
there's no jobs in biology, period. you still sound insane for saying "not even a PhD." a PhD is still a PhD bro
>>103362327
nigga I'm just scrolling past what's your problem? I don't give a shit about fauna. you guys are losing it

>>103362863
A PhD that nimi doesn't have cuckling

>>103362193
Good thing she has a husband to provide for her then.

>>103363044
ogey
do you have a phd anon?

>>103355700
we also had 30 threads a day over "why gura no stream", brownoids spamming on cooldown does not make a controversy no matter how much you want there to be "le epic unicorn seethe"

>>103363341
>why gura no stream
That was a valid question though, one that wasn't confined to this board.
Gura was basically absent for 90% of her career while still draining money from chumkeks, only coming back to overlap other people or for events that let her get more money. Even Mumei didn't do that IIRC.

>>103363137
No but I bought a shirt.

>>103363380
ninja brian jumpscare

>>103296460 (OP)
The worst part is that her husband is likely the reason we've been deprived of any ASMR.

>>103363137
I do have a PhD. Pretty huge dick.

>>103355005
>Its ok when Holofans do it.

>>103362161
And Azki can fucking SING

>>103354632
>now
I've been calling them Sapcucks since 2021. All the signs were there but she was crazy popular on this board and had/has a resident janny who protects her from criticism.

>>103356488
She said it was always her dream to start a family. You know how babies are made, don't you anon?

>>103296545
What about figuratively paying for it?

>>103366820
facts

>>103360384
You're at least partially right. I think more people speak honestly than you believe, but most of the catalog is false flags arguing with false flags

>>103296460 (OP)
Every time I would look at that plush
Every time it would stare at me
I could only think of Nimi getting glazed by her husband

>>103354811
marriage to avoid taxes only

>>103354851
It was my understanding that most vtuber fans were lonely losers and that's why so many vtubers pander to that kind of audience, so they feel like they're "one of their kin." When a vtuber reveals they're in a relationship or have been in and out of them or have tons of friends, doesn't that just make them a normal person? Which means you can't relate to them? These girls will go around yapping about how much they hate normies and have meltdowns over riajuu, but then it turns out they've been dating the entire time and now they're getting married. Doesn't that make them a hypocrite, grifter or, at the very least, NOT one of your kind? I think that's how a lot of people justify donating them money; not that they'll one day marry them themselves, but that by supporting them, they're financially supporting the existence of girls who are just like them, which increases the odds of them finding a girl like that of their own one day. Women have a ticking clock and want to be supported by a man, so if they don't have a bunch of simps, their best course of action is to go find a man, and they'll marry a guy they don't even like if it gets them a house and a baby.

Also
>virgin
anon...

>>103305386
>Why is she refusing to acknowledge her own marriage on stream?
She has briefly acknowledged it though. She just doesn't want to talk about him for whatever reason

>>103359052
You're brown and disgusting, who gives a shit about what you "despise"?

>>103345130

>Considering Nimi's parents are fucking loaded and she has a Bachelor's in Biology lol
I don't know if her rich parents can keep up with her current lifestyle. Source on the rich parents?

Biology degrees are worthless, not to mention her gap years.

>>103345343
No they don't. The people that support her lore drop are the vshojo/lig crowd.

>>103345930
Just search Nimi marriage clips. She had acknowledged it plenty of times, but she doesn't give details or talks at length

>>103343688
The second guy was right though, it didn't sell out in EU so it got opened to worldwide sales

>>103381384
>>103381332
financial support is the least of her worries rn I think
If I were her I'd worry first about my own life
She made a lot of people mad who wasted thousands on her with that reveal

>>103296460 (OP)
Next up: Nimi marriage gown plushie.
But wait, she ordered 4 wedding dresses, so 4 versions of the same plushie, each with its own wedding dress - ceremonial dress, wedding night dress, dancing dress, and fuck-my-new-husband-dry dress!
>available worldwide because otherwise it wouldn't be able to sell well at all because I'm a dumb whore who doesn't know what an idol vtuber is!

>>103361197
>>103361350
Samefag harder

>>103382602
NTA but if you have a good explanation on why Nimi is bad but Saba's was okay, I'd LOVE to hear it.

>>103359820
I mean he's right because now I have a target on my back because my oshi is an ex-Holo and I only have Nimi to blame for that. She is indeed a homewrecker and all evidence points to it.

>>103382665
Why should I? How are they remotely similar? Are all unicorns like you this deranged?

>>103382696
How do you have a target on you on an anonymous board?

>>103382665
Still not watching your botted rock, Pebblekek

>>103382777
>Nimi's greedy for having debut merch
>Saba had even more debut merch
>Nimi is bad for her greed, but Saba isn't.
Seems like a pretty straightforward chain of thought.

>>103382835
I'm not going to suddenly watch Bijou if that's what you want me to do

>>103354947
Nimi's little lore drop has poisoned the community forever. Now everyone who collabs or interacts with Nimi at all is automatically a cuck or whore by association unless proven innocent.
Why do you think doobs GTFO the moment nimi little lore dropped?

>>103382917
>Bijou

>>103382923
That's right. We live in Hell. Sadly people haven't gotten over what happened 3 years ago so nobody wins.

>>103382835
>but what about Y

>>103382986
It's a simple question.
Why aren't you attacking Saba for this? Why is only Nimi a problem here?

>>103383021
>please support TEXHD we're losing support on /#/!
No

>>103383042
So you have absolutely zero answer to why your principles are so incredibly selective. You don't actually care about any form of greed and are just seething because it's Nimi.
I rest my case.

>selling merch=bad
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand yet another thread where unicorns out themselves as poorer than dirt

>>103383099
I am still not watching Koseki Bijou
You lost

>Currently playing a horny-bait game
>Gets 2000 less viewers than normally
What does this mean?

>>103383151
>bijou

>>103355898
She does have brains tho, she has experience with the community and multiple years with the hobby's biggest/most popular agency. Therefore she knows and fully understands the implications of what she posted. Nimi is not a stupid person, in fact her intelligence is one of her biggest strength and is what gives depth and purpose to her yapping. She may look soft and dim for people that watched her at a surface level. But hearing her voice, her wits along with the fact that she comes for a rich family: you know that she probably obtained everything she wanted relatively easily. She's barely a fan of anime, not really a gamer like some other chuuba and can't sing to save her life, yet she's doing a career out of playing the role of an anime idol who play games on the side ?
Just think about it. Her SSS Tier voice allowed her to easily gain access to this like it most likely gave her access to most things in her life. People must have bent backwards just to not get on this angel's bad sides. Why in the hell who she choose Vtubing out of all the avenues available to her ? There's really one true answer that fits it all : the attention. She finds herself in a world where everyone and everything worship her as some sort of perfect divine being. And this really does work for a time until you add people that compete for that very same attention. And then it got to her head because she didn't understand that -her character- Nimi was getting the attention and not -her-. She'll always be a nobody with a pretty voice. I wholeheartedly believe this is why she did this lore drop. To put her back at the center of the narrative even if for a moment, even if it's negative attention. To feed the narcissism of a woman who always had everything she wanted.
This rrat gets automatically disproved if she collabs with Saba soon, but I believe the trigger for Nimi's action is Saba's debut, higher popularity and better model.

>>103384393
>This rrat gets automatically disproved if she collabs with Saba soon
Aren't they already trying to schedule something?
The whole idea that Saba and Dooby "cut off" Nimi due to the engagement is actually insane.

>>103384470
We'll see. Considering Dooby unfollowed Nimi and have even done a collab with Saba at the exact same time as Nimi was streaming, playing 2 games meant for more than 2 players... I mean time will tell.

>>103296460 (OP)
Yes, my queen

>>103384710
I'm more surprised people are trying to read into Saba and Doob locking themselves into collabs. They've always been closer than they are with Nimi and all of the big projects are done. I'm stunned that Nimi and Dooby even collaborated on that concert.

>>103349589
>mio
I don't buy that one, though I actually hope she is.

>>103384393
Only midwits think Fauna is smart. No wonder she's a redditor.

>>103384393
>little lore drop was a 16D chess move you guis
lol, lmao even

>>103384710
A bit ago in her collab with Henya, Dooby went out of her way to not namedrop Nimi even briefly.
"I played with other people"
Other. People.

>>103382696
A homewrecker? What? Do you know what that means? lol

>>103386886
So did she mention specifically Saba or Shachi, or did she not name drop either of them because it was irrelevant?

>>103296545
>you can literally never go out and buy anything because that cute cash register at target's future wedding is being funded by you buying doritos and mountain dew
oh no. anyway.

>>103296545
dont forget the honey moon trip

>>103296545
Bitch better save me a slice of the cake or there will be hell to pay.

>>103386692
Did you even read his post?

>>103296545
kek

>>103386886
Exactly. This board is giving the illusion that there's only 2 camps: the unicorns and the cucks. But a good portion of the community frowns when keyfabe is disrupted, especially if it's for narcisstic reasons. It's important to not go to parasocial levels but at the same time, being in the hobby requires we suspend our disbelief and play along with their antics. This sort of reveal disrespect all of this hard work and betrays the suspension of disbelief: you basically set fire to the stage, the entertainment and the imaginary to replace it with a statue of yourself rooted in reality. I perfectly understand Dooby's reaction.

>>103390080
Imagine if at the peak of something like >Wrestlemania, Title match vs Undertaker the Undead Demon is about to start.
>Lights suddenly turns on, Undertaker comes on stage in T-shirt and jeans.
>Tells something like "Look I know it's all fun and games tonight, but just to be real for a moment: I'm getting married next month!"
>Other wrestlers and fans look on expecting the conclusion to the promo that filled the seats to begin with.

>>103390670
>>103390080
except it wasn't on stage.
It was on twitter.

>>103390080
have you maybe considered your camp is unpopular because it's literally retarded?
>YES I WANT TO BE KEKED BUT.. DISCREETLY

>>103390080
>It's important to not go to parasocial levels but at the same time, being in the hobby requires we suspend our disbelief and play along with their antics.
Not... really.
At this point not even Holo gives a shit about kayfabe.

>>103296545
To cucklings unironically supporting this... fucking kek

>>103363137
I have a Masters and I'm still in school for my PhD. Does that count?

>>103296777
>I had sex
Yeah and I'm related to Tony Hawk.

>>103349589
>me when I make shit up

>>103296575
chat is this real

>>103345302
Simps enable it. Just get a busty model and say some cringe shit that incels wanna hear and their bank account is yours. Bonus if you're a right-wing grifter.

>>103385192
>I'm stunned that Nimi and Dooby even collaborated on that concert.
Out of all things about this topic, I will grant that that fucking kiss/yuribait was extremely unnecessary if they barely talk to each other. Why yuribait if you'll just do nothing with it.

rrats:
- Dooby and Nimi ended up talking more recently and discovered they fundamentally and violently disagree on some politics and cut contact because of it.
- Alternatively, it's a Kronii situation and Dooby had a secret crush on Nimi and feels bitter that she baited her with a kiss only to reveal she's getting married.
(These are both actually more believable to me than the fucking retarded "Dooby is defending unicorn valor" explanation shitposters seem to have gone with.)