Thread 103297731

>Little lore drop <3
>I've had a bf for the longest time and sex is so fucking great we are getting married and I just needed to fucking tell my virgin loser ATM naplings who throw money at me how much I love his fat cock up my rectum, I hope you support me even as a granny teehee cucklings hehe

>>103297731 (OP)
Yep, this is a way to read this. Also, no more condoms, only creampies. Why would a woman need to say this? Who cares?

>>103297731 (OP)
She literally couldn't have made it more brutal if she tried. Imagine actually telling your fans you're currently fucking without protection after letting them empty their wallets on your merch.

Hello anon, I want to play a game.

Now you may be asking why is your penis inside your mouth. Let's call it fortune.

Lately you've been shitposting on the catalog more than usual, presumably due to a male presence on a stream of a corporate vtuber you don't even watch or a happy little news that an indie announced. This has brought to my mind something repressed deep within you that you can't help but shove on to everyone else who, try as you might, just won't get it. I get it.

Right above you, on the table there's a phone. It's yours. You may be surprised by the fact that it's not in your hand for once in your waking life but you can rest assured it's still the one you held in one of your hand while you had your penis in the other. You're trying to lift your head to look at it but a contraption keeps you in that uncomfortable posture. I wouldn't force my way. Right on top of you, there's a giant log connected to a machinery that will gently thud the back of your head once every sixty seconds. It won't kill you, I hope. In fact, it will deliver you your wildest dream, your wildest dream to you. It will give you you.

All you need to do to escape your happy me-time is to use the phone the way you're used to. Use it to send a message through sms or discord or twitter or whatever application to your liking to someone who can check on you right at this very moment. Tell them you love them, you need them, you need to talk. It's a matter of simple feeling, one you are bound to feel once you plug out.

How do you like it, anon? Take your time, the night's still young.

>>103297809
>Why would a woman need to say this? Who cares?
Normalfags like her measure their self-worth on how much they align with society's expectations. Marriage is one of the pillars of normalfag life achievements, so when a woman reaches this point in her life, they often want to announce it to the world for the more people know what she achieved, the better it makes them feel about themselves.

>>103297731 (OP)
oh my god nigger how are you still whining about your oshi being a normal human being, your body pillow will never 'betray' you go cry into that

>>103297731 (OP)
Unironically this is how I read it too and I don't even have a problem with relationships personally. Something about is seem like she was getting off on it.