Thread 103298384

Now the dust has settled, do you still want her to be your mom /vt/?

I never understood it desu. She's likely younger than most of the fanbase

Hello anon, I want to play a game.

Now you may be asking why your penis is inside your mouth. Let's call it fortune.

Lately you've been shitposting on the catalog more than usual, presumably due to a male presence on a stream of a corporate vtuber you don't even watch or a happy little news that an indie announced. This has brought to my mind something repressed deep within you that you can't help but shove on to everyone else who, try as you might, just won't get it. I get it.

Right above you, on the table there's a phone. It's yours. You may be surprised by the fact that it's not in your hand for once in your waking life but you can rest assured it's still the one you held in one of your hand while you had your penis in the other. You're trying to lift your head to look at it but a contraption keeps you in that uncomfortable posture. I wouldn't force my way. Right on top of you, there's a giant log connected to a machinery that will gently thud the back of your head once every sixty seconds. It won't kill you, I hope. In fact, it will deliver you your wildest dream, your wildest dream to you. It will give you you.

All you need to do to escape your happy me-time is to use the phone the way you're used to. Use it to send a message through sms or discord or twitter or whatever application to your liking to someone who can check on you right at this very moment. Tell them you love them, you need them, you need to talk. It's a matter of simple feeling, one you are bound to feel once you plug out.

How do you like it, anon? Take your time, the night's still young.

>>103298384 (OP)
>holomerda

>>103298384 (OP)
lolibaba bros... we losted hard

>>103298384 (OP)
I mean there's not much choice there lol

>>103298384 (OP)
MythMommies...

>>103298430
Probably because it was fake and astroturfed

>>103298430
She's like 30. You're delusional if you think more than half of her audience is over 30. Did you go to any Holo concert?

>>103298384 (OP)
how the hell is Ina so high

>>103299937
Mostly young people attend concerts. Plus, not all fans can or want to attend concerts

She'll be a real mom soon, she's doing this for the fans.

>>103298384 (OP)
You can't have a mommy without a daddy

>Fauna/Nimi real mommy arc
Saplings/naplings can't stop winning.

>>103298448
>Right above you, on the table there's a phone. It's yours. You may be surprised by the fact that it's not in your hand for once in your waking life but you can rest assured it's still the one you held in one of your hand while you had your penis in the other
>Jerking off to porn with your phone and not your desktop
This is the most brown-coded, underage zoomer-coded post I have read in months.

Time for Hagiara to step up and fully grow into her mommy role

>>103298384 (OP)
yes.
brb pulling an oshi no ko

>>103301089
NIMI DON'T OPEN THE DOOR

>>103300859
>anon recognizes subtext
wao, hope it's not the relatable kind

>>103298384 (OP)
>Now the dust has settled
kys, I didn't read any further or look at your image.
>>103298448
spbp

>>103298384 (OP)
now it all makes sense with her recent lore drop why she was always so touchy about people calling her mom

>>103298384 (OP)
I feel like Kronii would definitely go post-partum and drown me in the bathtub.

>>103298384 (OP)
No one wants a single mother.

>>103298532
I enjoyed it and that's what matters.

>>103299937
I can't say for her overall viewer base but more than half of /uuu/ posters are 30+

>>103298487
Bro did not activate the autotranslator before doxxing himself as brown.