Thread 103365633

Absolute cow

>>103365633 (OP)
Why does Noel have no antis or schizos on this board when she's arguably the most whorish member in Hololive?

>>103365633 (OP)
BIGGER

>>103365774
Because here people go insane only when there are males involved (except the oji-san because ahah funny old man!)

>>103365633 (OP)
>>103366552
holy boobers

>>103366565
No one can hate Japanese sluts like her
Noel is a slut but somehow she always comes across as wholesome

>>103365774
It doesn't count if its a Japanese girl. Japanese girls can't be whores by definition.

>>103365774
Because she doesn't pretend otherwise
But then how come ERB isn't popular?

>>103365633 (OP)
I have no evidence that she's ever had sex with a man. Even if she is the biggest whore ever, her content is devoted to pleasing men

>>103368379
Only submissive honesty is appreciated, dominant honesty is disliked

It emasculates most of this board

>>103367592
cows are the way, anons

>>103365774
She seems less whoreish than Kiara these days.

>>103368788
alt Noel was literally tittyfucking a dildo few days ago
how can kiara be more whoreish?

>>103368835
>Roommate shit
That's not Noel.

>>103365774
Why can’t you understand something so simple? She produces lewd content for her male audience, this is sexy, eroi. Girls like ERB produce unappealing content with other male creators, this makes her a “whore”.

>>103365774
browns seem to think Japanese women aren't massive whores despite the sky high rates of adultery and sex work

>>103368918
holy schizophrenia
it's the same person

>>103368918
not even Noel herself makes that distinction lmao

>>103368942
At least Japanese whores have class and do no come across as standoffish cunts

>>103368977
she used to
but there's no point in pretending for her anymore

>>103368947
>>103368977
We're talking about VTUBERS on this board, not dox shit.

>>103369024
she uses different vtuber model on alt as well retard

>>103365774
Big Booba calms them down

>>103369044
That's not NOEL this thread about NOEL from HOLOLIVE.

>>103369099
HOLY SEETHING

>>103365633 (OP)
Is it me or is this model not doing her tits any justice?
I mean she looks as big as Raora.
What a miss...

Noel, I hunger

>>103368984
You've never ever interacted with a Japanese woman or a Japanese whore they are amazingly entitled, standoffish and all round cunty even when they're charging 10k for NS

>>103369024
I don't think you'd know what a dox is if it hit you on the head.

>>103369203
Yeah, I thought this was supposed to be a Cover anti thread about making her look too small.

>>103365774
She's sweet, harmless, and only does it for her audience.

Would you like your sissy to fuck herself with a dildo in front of the camera? Or received cunni from another girl.
Only honestly.

For members only.

>>103371081
>sissy
ESLjeetmonkey you do not know what this word means. Lmfao

>>103368835
Link kind sir.

>>103369024
Kys.

>>103365633 (OP)
Noel might have a RM channel where she covers her tits in lube and moans in to a microphone, but she doesn't bring that shit hololive, where she just acts like a goofball with big tits.
Compare this to some westoid twitch cunt like Saruei, who just comes off as an STD ridden turbo-whore just by talking.
In short, it's okay because she acts cute and doesn't come off as a repulsive cheap prostitute.

>>103368977
Really? Show me that dildo titty fucking content on the Noel channel.

>>103368984
There's no way you actually believe this. If you want to see an actual whore with class look at ProjektMelody.

>>103369024
Based doxxchad sub newfriend.

>>103372773
>Failed pornwhore turned vwhore has class
lol
lmao

>>103365633 (OP)
Really wish she'd do JAV.

>>103370845
She does it for literally anyone who gives her money. The textbook definition of a whore lmao

>>103368346
Wrong, japanese girls are whores by definition. You can't be mad at them, water is wet

>>103368926
Words just have no meaning anymore.

>>103368409
>there are entire days, weeks, months where those boobers go unsucked

In addition to having a 10/10 body (objectively, she's 49kg and have massive fat tits with a nice pudgy soft stomach), she's also pretty sharp and has great taste in anime. It's a wonder she ended up like she did, any man would woo her into a faithful marriage given the chance. She's simply got it all, other than a stable personality.

>>103365774
It's because she's lewd but not sleazy.

>>103365774
It's ok when hololive does it
It's even better when JP does it

>>103365633 (OP)
This episode made me so goddamn horny, I had to coom immediately.
Something about this loose, casual top is just driving me crazy.

>>103365774
She actually cares about hololive

>>103377185
*the paycheck from hololive

>>103377210
Noel already made millions from her other work
she isn't in Hololive for the money

>>103377210
If she was here for the paycheck she would’ve left years ago.

>>103372542
She’s still just a super dork. The woman is just a big womanchild who gets awkward over anything lewd.

>>103365633 (OP)
Because there is a chance we can get pregnant ASMR content and I am all for it.

>>103377506
>ASMR:
: |
>ASMR but with a stomach bump:
:oooo

>>103365774
It's crazy how hard it is for some people to understand the difference between showing your tits to your audience vs doing it for some dude that they live with
The latter could be true for Noel but if it is, she's doing a good enough job at hiding it. inb4
>so you're ok being a cuck if she's secretly doing it
No, they're all Schrodinger's slut. The wave function doesn't collapse until it's been observed

>>103377656
this but unironically

>>103377725
>The wave function doesn't collapse until it's been observed

>>103371191
Many people believe (and with good reason) that her alt is Cancan

It goes without saying, but watch at your own risk.
https://canan8181.com/video/smZZNeyMDNrbwZPjT5JJaSKX

>>103377876
don't spoonfeed a retard

>>103377876
Based doxxchad.

>>103377925
Ok fine.

>>103377876
So has she ever actually taken a dildo on cam or is it just rubbing?

>>103377982
Like softest softcore you can find

>>103365774
boobs too big to think straight

>>103378037
Boring.

>>103378239
I know.

>>103365774
She doesn’t really hide it, and she walks the very delicate line between being cute and being extremely fucking erotic.

>>103365774
lesbians can do whatever and remain pure

>>103373220
Does what?
You get even less than a cuckold. Are you sure that this relationship should be viewed in this light?

>>103366552
Someone had yo model these and they had to mark where the nipples are

Funnily, even in Japan, she is regarded as one of the most harmless and peaceful Holomems, except when she’s on her period.

>>103377876
This is the second time now I clicked on that site and accidentally chose いいえ to the age gate and now I can't look at it without clearing cookies. God I'm retarded

>>103365774
Unicornschizos and troonantis love/hate a girl because she portrays herself as an 'unrealistic' example of femininity and singleness. Whores, chicks with their jugs hanging out, women who tell you about how bisexual they are and how they love dick and vagina- no one has time to have illusions about that. Only coom.

Well, if we're to objectively point out what makes her a 'menace,' she's a natural-born streamer who's been doing it since she was a kid. She did leave behind a single trace during a stream long ago that hinted she had a boyfriend at the time—whether she has one now is unknown. On top of that, she earns an enormous amount from side ventures and is the wealthiest among all Hololive members. While it's fine to listen to her streams as background radio, actually paying money for them only serves to make the rich even richer.

>>103372773
>>103373086
Didn't melody literally defraud vshojo investors?

>>103379502
>defraud vshojo investors
110% deserved

The reason Noel joined Hololive was to make same-sex friends. That's cute, isn't it?

>>103379502
Pretty sure that was her COO boyfriend she used to make porn with

>>103379607
Was he Black?

>>103379664
nah

Noel is cute and sexy. Your whores are not.

>>103379349
As a unicorn I would anti Noel only if she had actual m*le collabs, but she doesn't

>>103379692
Sadge...

>>103379394
She just streams out of love.

>>103380085
Go back faggot.

>>103380085
Swap the genders he’d be called a basement dwelling manchild

I just wish noel interacted with more of DEV_IS cos she actually worked well with Chihaya, Niko and Hajime

>>103380085
her daughter simps for literal slut imagine her knowing that

do actual Japanese women similar in size to her? I really doubt it, because looking at it I would think she's hāfu or something

https://files.catbox.moe/gev12w.jpg

>>103380867
Based esl doxxchad.

>>103380867
she has some tits don't stop growing condition. the size she has isn't anywhere close to common for any race (no the 300 lb+ people don't count)

>>103381094
still far from Hitomi Tanaka desu

>>103381094
I wonder if it runs in the entire family

>>103365774
she simply doesn't bring it on stream

>>103375313
be the change you want to see in the world

>>103365774
It's ok when HoloJP does it

>>103383965
Most of what she does isn't even close to what the EN side of things do.

Listen you fucking retard.
We love honest, kind, single whores.
We HATE evil lying deceitful taken whores(derogatory).
It's not difficult.

>>103379664
He's jewish.

>>103365633 (OP)
How the fuck Kiara has official merch with fatter tits than Noel ? Is Huke that much of a spineless faggot ?

>>103385013
Yeah, she's way worse.

>>103383335
Imagine the sex

>>103365774
whores are lying deceitful cheating grifters, not devoted idols to their fanbase
enjoying her undertale playthrough btw

>>103379664
What is with this board and black people? I swear

>>103394561
Oh, devoted idols to their fanbase, like Rushia right? I heard she even sold wedding rings.

>>103394710
devoted means devoted, it doesn't mean acting like it and doing the opposite

>>103365774
She is second or third army, schizos only hate first army because they are a threat to every corpo numbers

>>103365774
This board is full of EOPs and EOPs don't watch JPs. It may also have to do with the majority of the board being from SEA and/or 1-2view literallywhos who are in the state of permanent seething about vtubers more successful than them

>cute voice
>dork personality
>actually funny
>great karaoke
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T7Ql4D1UnQ
>huge tits
>amazing collab partner
Gee, i wonder why she became so popular

>>103395787
>great karaoke
Anon...

>>103365774
Whore with a heart of gold.

>>103394683
Majority of this board are from SEA and South America.

>>103377210
She makes more money from her other shit than she does in Hololive.

>>103365774
Because she never tried to pose as a pure maiden with a facade.

She even joked about looking as a NTR doujin character once.

No one would be surprised at all if she suddenly announces she had many partners already.

i have faith that her japanese fanbase would just troll her with dirty jokes about it...

Unless she she does girlfriend roleplay to trap naive lonely men to send her money instead of being fun with simple innuendos

>>103368942
Japan can be worse than thailand nowadays.

with the budget to actually do it even more disturbing shit, more than german style

the difference of having social propaganda and secrecy and holding the press back.

Tatemae is helluva trick

>>103372542
So.. Saurei is like the low budget covered in cheap dumb tattoos hooker without manners with tons of smelly make-up on her face.
trying every night to pull tantrums at the passing cars for being underpaid.

While noel is the deluxe 5 stars hotel room exotic escort that doesn't wear make-up and doesn't have tattoos.

Wich can actually talk about interesting stuff after you do the deed. wich is stipullated on her service beforehand.???

The way she handles a dildo makes me wonder if she's ever seen a penis IRL. It's so clumsy and bad but cute at the same time.

>>103398392
she may be a pillow princes

>>103398392
It's not just that, a lot of the flirty lines she says during those streams sounds straight out of a doujin. Nothing realistic at all. I'm not saying that like it's a bad thing, but she genuinely sounds like she has no idea what she's doing.

>>103398724
she's trying her best, ok?

>>103398184
>anon rediscovers the difference between oiran and low ranking prostitutes

>>103365774
Quod licet Iovi, non licet bovi.

>>103365774
Whore. Whore, JP.

>>103365774
I’m honestly worried about this woman. she’s never gonna find a man who truly loves her because those bazoongas are basically a medical anomaly

>>103402867
Then you should work hard to become her man. Simple right?

I hate how flare gets to hold those big boobers every night, how come she gets the paizuri treatment even though she doesn't have a schlong? I loathe it, this envy boils my entire being. I want noel to do me the way she does flare too.

>>103365774
She has big heart.

Noel is my goat.
Noel is my cow.
Nothing changes that.
4 years Danin.

>>103365774
The culture surrounding JP vtubers is different than the culture surrounding EN vtubers. Holos or otherwise.

>>103365633 (OP)
Why the fuck isn't anybody seething at the shit job the 3D modelers did on her?
HER FUCKING TITS ARE SMALLER THAN THE PEPTOBISMOLIAN CAT

>>103404397
The weak should fear the strong.

>>103365774
Be the change

Is Noel a shotacon?

A real Danin knows that while Noel's huge rack is really nice, her actual charm point is her

Chestnut mouth.

Noel is really sweet. I enjoy her singing streams alot. She also has really good songs.
Wander is my favorite song of hers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jupJ5t0Gdy8

>>103409203
>alot
Based.

>>103402199
She needs to sing Shaka Beach again

>>103402867
I don't think she wants a man

How come there isn't any /hamu/ general anymore?