Thread 103386373

retard edition

This is a safe for work thread to discuss and find English-speaking VTubers who do ASMR as their main content.

>Ongoing streams
https://vt.rita.moe/?tag=genre:ASMR&tag=lang:English
https://vt.rita.moe/?tag=thread:/tingles/
https://asmrfarm.com/ (Mixed JP/EN)

Rentry with useful information: https://rentry.org/tinglesvt
VTuber ASMR playlists: https://www.youtube.com/@tinglesanon

Previous thread: >>103362286

Plump Creamy Wisp Pushy

Here's a safe for work vtuber everyone enjoys
https://kick.com/kittyflutevt

who is kiska vagueposting about?

>>103386373 (OP)
I like this cute retard, but her stuff is kinda earrapey sometimes.

Mikan the Mink is a tummy sex icon

I kinda wanna play morrowind again, any character suggestions?

>>103387162
khajiit fist only skooma addict

>>103387195
are there any important mods nowadays for vanilla style gameplay?

>>103387227
They might know >>103358077 I've asked shit there and they're pretty friendly

>>103387195
M'aiq the Skoomer

>>103387305
>>103387324
thanks bois

>>103387227
no idea i havent played it for well over a decade

why did azki have like 80k viewers during her asmr stream? isn't she known for her singing?

I love my gooner wife!

i think nene would make a great single mother, and i'll be more than happy to make her one

>>103387569
I'll make her a double mother

manifesting a thighcam patreon stream from Zenya
you can put a toilet paper roll in between those things, i don't care.. just make it happen

>>103386528
Stop posting my wife here. You're only reminding mentally ill freaks of her existence. You aren't helping. The only reason to do it is if you're one of the schizos.

i'll make faky a mother

Catching up on Cera's members vod. She's a good girl who doesn't deserve such a shitty failson of a brother. She deserves a family who wants her and I will make one with her

wtf is zenya doing playing good games? isn't there some unwritten rule that no one's allowed to do that?

>>103387755
you mean the cardboard part only or the full thing

dumb pengoons
999 was literally created for the NDS and playing any other version is a big downgrade

>>103387836
all the retrothon games were submitted by her community

>>103387884
doesn't the PC version come with a bunch of QoL stuff and also a flowchart?

sooooo is there a vod of myras stream?

>>103387918
the main twist of the game was made for the dual screens
in the remaster it loses that effect and it's gay

>>103387981
The game sucks anyways, who cares?

>>103387402
she has been very popular in general since her redebut a few years ago and people liked her being yandere (and she gave the fan service)
https://youtu.be/4dmcqyW5dJE
https://youtu.be/Eo8jxyDki7A
and then the idea of insults appeared a few months ago, it started here:
https://youtu.be/iYvhmZZYYSo
then again
https://youtu.be/XA7vEXyYg1I
then
https://youtu.be/E3ER0LsQe3Q
then miko told her to not waste her talent so azki asked her for a thumbnail and miko did it in a stream
https://youtu.be/fPlupJe-1SU
then lap+ went full degenerate and got a lot of attention
https://youtu.be/sJBUi5zQyuc
https://youtu.be/ZqE0w09-OWg
https://youtu.be/_1ffz3ADSNI
and finally her asmr had lap+ miko watchalong
https://youtu.be/zSyGu0kC4dc

>>103387402
AZKi has been one of the more popular holos since her most recent redesign and transferring to the main branch froim INNK
10/10 voice and great at voice acting, her RPs are so good
She really went all out, even more explicit than the average Zenya ASMR in terms of what she said
Miko and La+ were live reacting to it so even if you aren't a gooner you could enjoying it by laughing at La+ gooning to it

Menass time
https://www.twitch.tv/menmakiii

>>103388429
Wrong thread btw

>>103388429
>yapping stream

>>103388491
Right thread actually, this is the ASMR thread

>>103388495
yapping+shit audio

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0rKKuIIiGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0rKKuIIiGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0rKKuIIiGE
give it to me straight: is she half or full?

>>103388491
all threads belong to us

>>103388579
of my cum?

>>103388579
full crazy, yes

>>103387979
Last thread. Her chat ruined it though so don't go in expecting magic.

What is Twisty's new persona again?

>>103388659
You should try clicking links in the thread where links are shared.

>>103388641
ruined it or improved it depending on anon's preferences

>>103388659
come on mate its 5 posts above yours

>finally set some time aside for zenya's h-manga stream
>shes acting the parts
holy kino, shes a massive perv too

Nursing handjob from Menmaki

This outfit. Everything this cow does is sex to some degree.

>>103389077
I keep saying it's the lewdest thing she's ever done. I almost couldn't believe she was acting the parts.

Nursing handjob from Nene

kifu sex

wait, Zenya's Lucy stream was live and not pre-recorded?

>>103389777
she does everything live
even the pre rerecorded stuff

>>103389811
when did she get so confident and hot?

>>103387484
very fertile gooner

>>103390068
Captcha: MRG0D

>>103388641
Look on the bright side, it means she's willing to cater to your tastes too

>>103389464
jeesas
invest in cow stonks, she's worth it

going to bed with these:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BRJro2WUCLo
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2537451012

>>103386373 (OP)
kek

New Ecchi dropped
https://x.com/ecchie_ch/status/1955048275230273895

https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish
menhera ASMR

Zenya has a KU100 now???

>>103388429
fuck off to your own thread, she doesnt do actual asmr

>>103391532
>she doesnt do actual asmr
Well that's just a blatant lie kek

>>103391372
ecchie_ch my beloved

>>103389464
oh I forgot about this, Phoenyx/phoenyxVT has the SAME outfit, panty showing and all

>>103386373 (OP)
I like when she calls me friend.

>>103391540
her playing a game while yapping is not ASMR even if she streams it in the ASMR category

>>103391629
You'll just have to cope and seethe I guess

>>103391643
better yet, I just stopped watching and listening.

Who takes the EN throne from fauna/nimi?

>>103392146
Mio

>>103392146
It defacto goes to Shondo as her childbride

binging the crap out of Cera’s ASMR it’s so good!

>>103392257
I've been doing this with Alicja

>>103392146
everyone will tell you their oshi
i'm bias cause i hate her but the only answer is Nene

twitch.tv/smizzles

anyone? she sounds familiar

>>103392146
Nimi WILL win ASMR vtuber of the year after only releasing that remake of her old ASMR from her charity stream.

>>103392146
>EN throne from fauna/nimi?
Biggest farce in vtubing history

>>103392360
nvm just your typical chuuba (premade suika model) with a fansly/OF

>>103392146
HAHAHAHA

>>103389464
>>103391604
They're assets.

>>103392146
Too many for one person
>Best soft voice
Nene
>Best Yandere RP
Pillowdear mogs the shit out of everyone
>Best general RP (horny)
Cera
>Best to fall asleep to
Essie_ch
>Best to fall asleep to (with a boner)
Miwa

>>103392360
swear trigger is pretty hot, not bad

>>103392475
Fauna's ASMR sans the lotr and the Kronii ones mogs this entire thread and Nimi's will too if she streams it

>>103393159
I read this 5 times and still can't comprehend it

>>103393159
Lemonleaf/Fauna ASMR was just inferior Shondo ASMR and Shondo isn't even anything special ASMR wise.

live ASMR dry again. why does no one stream at this hour or later? would be perfect for my bed time

>>103393371
https://www.twitch.tv/directory/category/asmr?tl=Vtuber

Thunderstorm just rolled in while I'm going to bed, that's nature's asmr.

>Sent zenya a maro complimenting her body
>Later she tweets about finding her body attractive
Not sure if she read it since she didnt reply to it, but i hope it worked

I wanted to commemorate this creature being in the OP, so I've been listening to this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf7jDWKbZlw

>>103393412
thanks. hopefully I'll find a diamond in the rough

I like how lululasso is blonde and has huge boobs is her ASMR any good

>>103389464
>>103391604
these assets are so bad because of how they attach to the head

https://www.twitch.tv/husherva
mommy time

Zenya Hima makes me happy

>>103392159
As next to have the we can't be friend talk, stop doing asmr and hiding relationship?
Absolutely

>coom
>want to relax
>check nene
>swimsuit nene
here I go again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U00K0hzv0r8

>>103393730
I have no control over my sleep schedule, so I kept having to try to sleep when the birds were just waking up so I got in the habit of putting an extra pillow over my head to muffle the sound and now I can't appreciate it anymore when it's raining as I go to sleep.

rplay/fansly chats are so fucking cringe do not put that on the screen

Is there like... swallowing ASMR? Is that a thing anyone does?

>>103399257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLRMsH9DwNk
don't know if anyone else does this, this is the only one i've seen

>>103395789
Holy fuck AI haters are so whiny they can't even enjoy a fun video without shitting up the comments. It's blatant virtue signaling too.

God Mio is such a semen demon. Her boyfriend is a lucky man.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YG_oeU7zMcA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0rKKuIIiGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PyarKuTAupw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHgt7wd_hZw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9ipGe6tTiw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flq2UEI8prw

Is the new Ruru video on rplay any good? And if so, anyone got it?

>>103402491
no one here knows since this thread is for sfw asmr only

>>103399465
>>103400819
Why does Dahlia keep measuring me...

>>103402491
There's a paypig on SC who's been posting her stuff so maybe keep an eye out in there, at least until she figures out who he is and bans him from her Rplay or something, if that's even possible.

Brazil
https://www.twitch.tv/orie

>>103403606
measure twice, cut once

>>103393121
naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah lil bro snuck pillowdear in there like we wouldn't notice *skullemoji* i can't

PROMISU EN vs VAllure

>>103404755
Their first gen debuted 4 days ago, way too early to compare them.

>>103404755
I win

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/KWyHR2_lFDM
funny

>>103399601
I fucking hate these retards, I try to ignore them most of the time.

Ikumi makes me feel so good

>>103405360
Makes me bust every time

>>103393159
Every current and ex shondo orbiter produces horrendous dogshit asmr

>>103405383
Same, her body and expressions are peak sexo, and I love her voice too.

>>103405408
She'd be perfect if she didn't dissappear ever other week

>>103405446
Or if she did lewd stuff.

>>103405471
I hope she will one day

>>103393367
Shondo is easily the most overrated "ASMRtist" of all time

>>103405623
yea but https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_aUq-HAfNA

>>103405672
Actual holo tier shit

>>103405623
It was easily above average at the time she started, especially with her adult voice roleplays.
But yeah, the glasses are there mostly due to there not being that many EN asmrtists ~7+ years ago.

>>103405673
Good Morning sea man

https://www.twitch.tv/sulkycats
nubian queen

>>103405770
What the fuck are you talking about? ASMR started in the west and has been huge since like 2011 or 2012.

>>103405996
I'm talking about vtuber related asmr, and it absolutely wasn't as popular back then as it has become in the last ~4 years
3dpd and nature/stuff noise asmr are a separate thing.

someone bake menace i want to talk about her nipnops

>>103406106
Post em and we can talk about em

>>103406172
no thats offtopic here

>>103406106
Go ask /lig/ to bake

>>103406083
So true oomfie, the vtuber ASMRtists all mog these numbers. Also, Shondo wasn't a vtuber 7 years ago.

>>103406106
This is a safe space for kinekos now, didn't you know? You can discuss your oshi here without worrying about anything.

just fapped to zenya

>>103405623
i think fauna easily takes that title desu senpai. She literally won "asmr artist of the year" award without even having done any asmr that year.

More vtubers should post their armpits

>>103406106
Did she show nipples? nah you're kidding

>>103406246
She did asmr with an anime pic background, so that's that.
And again, i was specifically talking about vtuver related asmr, not asmr in general.

>>103406246
Alright, I will give you one shot. Please decide if the numbers you have chosen are indeed the biggest ones you can offer.
No take backs.

>>103405770
stronny is easily the most overrated by that standard

>>103406524
nta but i'll submit this one https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A91Rgu13llU

Men do it better when it comes to fleshie ASMR.

>>103406561
That would beat what I have to counter-offer by 100k, but it is also only 4 years old compared to 6.
A worthy opponent.

>>103406524
Funny how you keep moving the goalposts.

>somebody PLEASE derail the thread
die

>>103406327
Based

https://www.twitch.tv/denpafish

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHGtBnIMb0

Myra's VOD has been shared.

Goonyah is also live playing KP.

>>103406914
I'll wait for future streams lel

panda
https://www.twitch.tv/ruiasaka

anon's ex wife is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYHGtBnIMb0

>>103406914
Where?

>>103407115
ex wife? i never divorced my wife.

>>103407268
well she cant be married to you and anon at the same time

I miss Meimei

>>103407310
i am anon, she is my wife. ive always claimed echo. i dibs on that woman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9ipGe6tTiw
not menace doing the mhm

>>103407205
aHR0cHM6Ly9nb2ZpbGUuaW8vZC9MMGpKYU4=

How will Zenya get her child hands on a ku100?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKpWnjEUHa4

>>103407327
Now there's some divisive asmr

>>103407363
holy fucking noise reduction, the audio is completely ruined

>>103407432
>let's try out this new mic i built! kind of like my own custom ku100! super high quality to your brain??
not really a ku100

>>103407575
So she built it? Is she some kind of genius engineer?

Menace boobs asphyxiation

>>103407364
any hints on the parent folder?

>>103407575
>>103407600
Isnt that just the thing from the lucy stream then?

>>103407735
No, that was my head. I specifically requested to be put between her thighs

>>103407735
idk if that's a new mic
it sounded good tho

>>103407600
She unironically has a master's degree in a comp sci field. It's not unlikely that she also knows how electronics work.

>>103407980
america moment

>>103407980
A doctorate actually. She did 4 years of study and wrote a thesis.

>>103407980
No need to lie anon she has some knock off game dev degree and was applying to entry level IT jobs none of which went anywhere, still more tech literate than most chuubas tho

>>103407980
>My imouto is smarter than me

>>103407639
hints? hmm, encode?

>>103408281
did my archive reps, I'm good now thanks

>>103408028
>>103408096
I read 2 conflicting claims. I don't know which one is true, Zenya is both too stupid to be a doctorate and too knowledgeable to not have some actual degree.

>>103408375
It's time to watch streams

>>103408425
>Watch the 100 10 hours stream she did where she may or may not have mentioned her degree
No.

>>103408028
>A doctorate actually. She did 4 years of study and wrote a thesis.
what? are you making shit up? Is it really that easy to get a PhD in the US?

ASMR is a big lie anyways, might as well go further

>>103408650
She's canadian. Master's in cs is 2 years and doctorate is 2 years after master's.

>>103408763
isn't that skipping a bachelor's? Which is 3 yrs where I'm from

>>103408837
You can skip bachelor's in canada. In the usa, you can skip master's if you go for a phd.

>>103407980
elia does too

>>103408120
>My little sister has a higher education than me, so i will turn her stupid by pounding her cunny every day!
That's my Zenya doujin idea

I love when Immy fails her own countdowns!

>>103409073
Americans have it easy man

>>103404755
Promisu does NTR content but Vallure are now collabing with males.

>>103409123
Wasn't there a hentai where the opposite happened about a guy pounding more IQ points into his retarded sister? And it actually worked?

new mono
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWLVAtDVOgY

>>103409268
My latina wife looks different today although equally fat

prone bone zenya until her IQ becomes double digit

>>103409268
wtf... she's wannabe mono now ? damn

>>103409268
She might do some ASMR tonight

>>103407980
No cs faggots don't learn ee not a single of those faggpts could draw up an electrical schematic
>>103408096
That's because energy level it is all about customer service you faggot no one cares if you know how to do dynamic programming

>>103409182
>Vallure are now collabing with males.
Which ones? Gotta remove my pity sub

>>103409123
Based, I would read it.

>>103409182
midas being in it makes up for it

>>103409512
What midas? The reactoid hag?

Elfsly

https://www.twitch.tv/mars_fortuna
https://www.twitch.tv/phoenyx

>>103409408
The mental gymnastics to make it sound like they are doing something more than camwhoring

The mental gymnastics to make it sound like you're anything other than a huge faggot

https://www.twitch.tv/enaroh
Visual memes

>>103409268
She's done too much sex work at this point, but damn what a fine tradwife she'd have made. Her ASMR is okay, I just wish she'd dial back the energy a bit.

>>103410814
micless trannies not welcome

>cera ASMR “soon”
Hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDJRh5q3_so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVq3FknwmB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmHOm_qw8iA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJRNARaSPIY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrzAGof0HIk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOZZavWVfm4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKpWnjEUHa4
shit tonight

brown and proud

>>103411443
One of these links is not like the others.

help i cant stop cumming to vtubers oh god it feels so good aaaaaaaaaaa take me now

Bamboosly in 3 hours and Marsly in 4

Custom KU100 is the funniest thing I've read all week. It's a dummy head with different mics attached to it. There isn't a fucking custom KU100. At least Alias had the sense to call it a GU100. Zenya can be dumb sometimes.

>>103411687
>>103411815
hey how about you make your own thread where you can talk about this kind of stuff

>>103411816
"Custom KU100" makes for a better and more clickable video title and thumbnail than "Dummy Head with Different Mics Attached to It".

>>103411895
how about you bake /seiso/ and piss off cunt

>>103411939
this thread is about asmr not whatever disgusting things your whores are up to

>>103411816
What are you, legal representative for the KU100 company? Gonnil sue her for false advertising? If my precious little online imouto girlfriend wants to call it a custom KU100 then it is a custom KU100, no matter what you say.

We love whores that do asmr here

https://www.twitch.tv/mysko
>>103411939
Just report and ignore the retard

Speaking of gooning, Goonyah had an rplay stream earlier and I would have preferred if she just do ASMR than playing an hrpg

>>103411816
be nise

>>103412036
we're only here because hrpgs are so bad after all

>>103411993
Cute. Good post.
>>103411816
Evil. Bad post.

>>103412036
did she at least fuck herself while playing?

>>103412191
Multiple times. Also let whoever was the quickest to click a link control her toy.

I can't see the hint of Menace's nipple that everybody's talking about in her new pics, are they just dreaming it

>>103412036
>>103412191
>>103412334
not asmr fuck off to your own thread

>>103412466
It's only a few pixels, but it's progress. I actually thought it was kinda hot.

>>103412334
doesn't sound too bad then

>>103412036
>vod is free
Good goonette

GFE won

>>103412477
I slept for 12 hours, then left to go somewhere for 4, and you mean to tell me that this FAGGOT is STILL seething about NSFW?

>>103412900
>I slept for 12 hours
get a job

Dumb baachi giving (You)s to shitposters

>>103412990
Did she watch that?

>>103412990
its not a shitpost
the whole thread was fine until you coombrained retards showed up

>>103413013
I don't remember that one specifically but she does/did research fleshies for learning how to do triggers

>>103412900
Obviously because he's being given attention and browns love those

>>103413062
That's hot.......

>>103413074
unlike you i actually post and talk about asmr here

Insufferable faggot

>>103413116
kek all those posts matches all the seething posts about NSFW and none of those were about ASMR
Nice try bud

>>103412923
If I weren't meant to sleep for 10-12 hours every night, then these women would stop serenading me in my dreams

/asmr/ is like all JOI but these retards have to post their prostitutes here?

>>103413299
it is??
why do these retards shit up this thread then

>Only 30 people watching sex cow
You should feel ashamed, /tingles/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OplqUTy1go

>>103413321
Some of her games are megafilters

>>103413321
>/asmr/ should watch /not-asmr/
No.

>>103413321
i'm listening to my oshi ride a fat dildo

speaking of Promisu, was anyone able to archive THAT rplay?

>>103413321
sorry i cant rn im busting to an ewhore molesting my ears

>>103413414
It's been posted in the last two threads at least, please read.

>>103413321
I tried to follow her, but apart from ASMR, her content doesn't interest me much. I gave her a chance, but she only pays attention to the usual four. It's not worth it for me.

>>103413378
This is actually important, if they feel like their ASMR is only for tourists and doesn't transfer views to other content, they are less likely to do it.

>>103413473
No... another Big Four...

>>103413519
Don't look at her discord or minecraft server. Better enjoy her asmr and don't try to get attached to her

>>103413490
If i am interested in asmr and someone is trying to viewbait me with asmr, them getting mad that i choose to only watch asmr is entirely on them.
If they choose not to do asmr any more because of it, then it is also their choise. Just shows they weren't really interested in doing asmr to begin with.

>>103413585
Thanks, mom

>>103413519
become the 5th! no need to donate, just be funny in chat or create clips

>>103413450
Anyone who’s interested is that stream is among the lowest life forms on earth so of course they can’t read please understand

>shows up and doesn’t instantly get as much attention as long time supporters
>leaves and seethes on 4chins
Many such cases

>>103413899
Nah, I followed her for five months, but anyway, everyone is looking for something different

>>103413490
if i wanted to watch shitty, brainless popular game X i'd be watching like half the vallure girls

i want Shondo to beat me up with her tiny hands

>>103413899
my dick gets a little bit more erect every time kanna responds to my comment

Nightshift Nurse Estelle
https://x.com/shepgirl_/status/1954915036465344850

>>103413380
who?

>>103414459
More like Stale because that tweet is old news hahahahaha

>>103414567
splitschizo will scold me if i post her and he's a big meanie

what happened to the lastest Kann ASMR video?

>>103414639
what do you mean last video? the last upload was this one wasnt it? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6wSKVGAB0E

>>103414636
he's not real, he can't hurt you

>>103414639
There were some suspicious wet sounds and she didn't want to get flagged again.

>>103414720
nani

>>103413321
I'm not a big game watcher, she could just yap or draw whatever as long as its asmr I'm there for her.

>>103414694
no there was a recent one, it was linked with the "shit tonight" a couple of threads back

>>103414739
she could do more chair creaking asmr and I'd listen & watch that over gaming

>>103414744
It was a patreon waiting room, she deletes them after she does the stream on patreon
It was bretty gud she was needy and gave a bunch of kisses

>>103414744
>>103414720
no one archived it?

>>103414744
might've just been the patreon members reminder waiting room

Get ready
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1wsC0IvFG3E

mars always raids into such sub par streams...

>>103413013
i think that video appeared in a list of content viewed by her audience

Hayami should do a bodycam with those big latina badonkas of hers

>>103414829
>>103414866
I need some mosquito spray asmr

yap and tap
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViLMFxkwB4I

>>103414886
And show her nipples

>>103414898
who ?

>>103414939
me

>>103414898
Hey she has good quality audio, and she's a 2 view? Why are you sharing your wife Anon? I will give her a listen and report back on the quality later tonight.

>>103414861
she raids into the first stream she finds so she can go goon

>still doesn’t understand patreon waiting rooms
tourist thread

>>103414939
him >>103414964

>>103414981
she should use me to goon as an apology

>>103414811
it's paywalled content and tinglers respect her

>>103414970
I want her to be happy

>>103415124
That's cute, just for you I've subbed. This asmr you linked feels good so if she pops on while my wives aren't on I'll listen to her.

>F4A
>Roleplay
shan't

>>103412011
Reporting doesn't work. If anything it gets you banned instead.

another piller kino stream coming up

>>103415295
uh oh nailschizo don't look

>>103415295
this would probably really great.... if i was a girl or a faggot.

>>103415295
Undisputed queen of the thread, Heil Piller!

>>103415337
anon... you are a faggot...

>>103415277
I've gotten some kinekos banned so it does work, it just depends on what janitor is around

>>103415352
that's cant be true cus my dick only gets hard for Kanna!

>>103415295
this is a dangerous stream, I bet the slug might make an appearance

>>103415337
>this would probably really great

>>103415356
>I've gotten some kinekos banned
No you haven't.

>>103415407
oh ok

>>103415378
be nise i have a headache

>>103415373
kanna is a guy now?? please help me get back to my original worldline, this one blows

do you guys really hate the slug or is it cuz of the pride colors?

>>103415450
Rest and drink some water, anon

>>103415496
its just a joke

>>103415500
post your favorite vid to sleep to and i will

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVq3FknwmB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVq3FknwmB0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVq3FknwmB0
mezcal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVq3FknwmB0
https://www.twitch.tv/miwa

>>103415557
>3541x2508
damn

today I'm gonna bust a nut to paizuri

>>103403617
Yeah I saw the link to her last video (which was great) posted in the thread, was hoping they would come through again with this one.
Can only wait and hope!

Why don't you pay for your "wives" content?

>>103415523
Here's one, go do your Piller reps, since you were being mean to her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hw1n0ryPzFs

>>103415617
Share it with the class

>>103415574
You don't watch your bunny wife on a 4k 80" tv with headphones?

>>103415712
You've been soo stressed lately! Let me take care of you, and melt all your worries away with a relieving paizuri session. Lots of sticky mouth sounds, slippery paizuri plaps, and a countdown at the end~ [NSFW ASMR] Let Me Melt Away Your Stress With Paizuri (Patreon) Fraeya

>>103415677
thanks anon. good night

sex with slags

>>103414897
>

>>103415557
why am I so hard already?

>>103415765
Nini anon

>>103415835
Get on with the times
https://x.com/HayamiASMR/status/1953541923391909911/

>>103415295
She's got really nice hands.
>>103415496
I "aieee" for the meme but I really don't like anything that isn't a body sound. Very fluffy towels get a pass but anything else takes me out.

>>103415934
roach god

>>103415496
Its a joke but the trigger isn't that good either, changing the color could help though.

>>103415496
most fidget toys sound like shit
its just plastic clanking around

>>103416040
synesthesia-anon, which color sounds the best to you?

>>103416118
Purple and blues if you want a real answer

>>103416118
>synesthesia
Still believe that shit isnt real, like those autists that think they hear voices and its just their own thoughts

Mezcal should do GFE

>>103416257
she got bf

>>103416272
yeah me, don't tell miwa

>>103416290
Miwa has talked about mezcal's bf many times, it's no secret

>>103416272
Did I stutter?

how did I miss this, my dick
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7cKdnHIq-c

>>103415677
>#girlfriend #roleplay
red flag

putting the archive code in the vigenère cypher doesn't lead anywhere i give up

>>103416512
I specifically know I explained how to solve this 3 different times. Search the archive for key words related to the cypher. You can do it.

>>103416512
its mega gay bullshit, the actual link has been posted before, its just contains asmrgay and the vallure archive dont bother

>>103415496
i just dont like the sound senpai. it's too harsh for me

I stopped using headphones and now I feel like a god.

>>103416651
Are you using fucking speakers or what

>>103414795
I see, thanks

>>103416651
What esoteric knowledge have you gained?

>>103414939
south african FFXIV DJ who is transitioning to ASMR vtuber I guess?

but unlike momocita, I don't think they're a troon

>>103415334
damn it, I didn't want to be summoned, now my day is even more ruined

>>103416512
https://stash.frostedsakura.my.id/
https://odysee.com/@vagArchive:7

>>103416719
Me? None. But now my neighbors know about the green light and possibly know at what pace I'm jerking off.

>>103416743
ty

>>103416557
i searched "archive" "cypher" "base64" or "vigenère" on all archived threads, I searched vigenère and I found someone asking the same question as me a month ago and the replies he got was "search the archive", I'm going to snap

Me. Mezcal. 4,5 inches. Churning baby batter. Do the math

>>103416893
i don't want to jerk off anymore i want to solve the cypher bro

I love my vtuber whores and masturbating with them on stream. Sharing makes them cum so much harder and that's what makes it so good. This is what ASMR has led to and I welcome it.

Thanks for struggling with the cypher now I feel pretty smart

>>103417007
>>103416934
You were supposed to decode the key(base 64), decode the archive links with the key(vigenere), then decode the output(base 64).

>>103416893
Seriously don't know why that shit is even in the OP. Stash is not a well kept secret, everyone probably has a rbokek tab open and it's mostly JP anyway, and Osysee is a partial archive that hasn't been updated for 8 months.

>>103417110
There's always new tourists and spoonfeeding like that faggot did should not be encouraged

>>103417025
goop witch love, meatbag hate

>>103416934
>>102328239

>>103417052
what am I doing wrong

How many drinks does a turbo normalfag slag like Mezcal need to get really drunk and horny

>>103417327
>encode
You want to decode

>>103417327
click decode

Mezcal bread please

>>103417388
>>103417372
thx its my bad, sorry for bothering

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmHOm_qw8iA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmHOm_qw8iA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmHOm_qw8iA

Me. Mezcal. Miwa. 5 inches

someone else has to bake i have the 5 minute cooldown

>>103417626
Just calling balls and strikes. Tagging your GFE content as roleplay just screams 'giving myself an out' even if she just did it for algorithmic or tagging purposes. Instead of 'pillowdear, your gf, helps you sleep' it becomes 'pillowdear, roleplaying as your gf, helps you sleep... so don't get any wrong idea you parasocial fucks!!!' at least in my mind.

>>103417826
It's just semantics, anon, if you really start believing that's your girlfriend, that's on you for being retarded.

>>103417942
>that's on you for being retarded
Ah yes, the logic of every third world pajeet scammer: 'people deserve to be scammed'. You are mentally brown.

>>103418333
>>103417933

>>103418464
You are mentally brown.

if you're too dumb to see through a scam then yes you deserve it. it's called natural selection

>>103418333
How is it a scam, retard? Did you really believe the girl with 100k subs uploading videos for a living can or will be your girlfriend? Isn't it obvious it's all roleplay even if she doesn't explicitly tell you?

>>103418660
This.

>>103418660
We had this cool natural selection thing we did for thousands of years in European societies to deal with scamming - public hanging of scammers. Jeets like yourself should really try it some time!
>>103418710
Moving the goalpost. Literally being your girlfriend is not the same as 'actively lying about relationship status either explicitly or implicitly for years on end'

Oh I get it. This one got brainfucked by Shiki and now all women are whores. Congrats on unlocking your incel skill tree.

>>103418832
None of these girls have a duty to disclose personal information with you, and if you think they do, it's only fair you do the same. Go ahead and post your full legal name, date of birth, relationship status (even though we already know), full address, and phone number.

No need to ask for a job title or company name, since you're probably an unemployed retard.

>>103418993
>full legal name, date of birth, relationship status , full address, and phone number.
One of these is not like the other. Nevermind that the viewer isn't the one with a financial incentive to deceive. Even you should feel some level of embarrassment for posting such a disingenuous argument.