Thread 103393921

>Monke Monday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJd2OEc-rok
>Stream YaBAI!
https://cover.lnk.to/39qmMB

>MerchRyS
>4th AnniversaRyS merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/irys_anniversary_4th
>IRySoda merch!
https://viteramen.com/collections/irys-collection
>American only stuffs
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_usedition
>Coom and Goon keycaps and IRyS horns
https://hyperx.com/collections/hololive-english?utm_source=collections&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=irys
>Line stickers
https://store.line.me/stickershop/product/30223189/en
>Easter Stuffs
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_springparty
>Promise Mini series
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holomini_vocal_promise
>ENReco
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_enigmaticrecollection
>Fan
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/holokatsu_bigfan_brightoutfitver
>Clear folder
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_clearfolder?variant=45047048077532
>Starter Merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveenstartergoods_minitape?variant=44512935641308
>2024 Valentines merch
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_valentine2024?variant=44476441952476
>2.0 Plushie
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivefriends_irys
>Acrylics
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololive_holonatsuparadisemerch_vol2_acrylicstand
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivesummer2023_acrylicstand_ssp_rerun
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_3dacrylicstand?variant=44100998725852
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololivecloset_irys_1
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/products/hololiveen_nyacrylicstand?variant=43727412986076
>Voicepacks
https://shop.hololivepro.com/en/collections/irys?filter.v.m.custom.product_type=%E3%83%9C%E3%82%A4%E3%82%B9&sort_by=created-descending
>OMOCAT merch
https://www.omocat-shop.com/collections/omocat-x-hololive-en
>Archives (Songs, Clips, Spaces, Misc.)
https://mega.nz/folder/91EUXBqT#uuMZYZmL5cUbXZcDGMCwig (Karaoke updated until the end of 2024)
https://mega.nz/folder/PJljFaDC#bERcB4FtvuLJpahT2AFb5Q (Ancient and dead)
https://rentry.org/irysoundbits
>Originals
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw07nf_D8u-g6a3_MdLWVdIc
>STREAM STAY BLUE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CYsxFfqtFjk
>Moment of my life Remix
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVyH8POaBQM
https://mora.jp/package/43000066/CVRD-487H/?fmid=TOPNEWRL01
>Quarter Bravery
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_nwlYvw84zCT0GqWr1pVku3bscruaiGlXA
>Journey
https://youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_lRuVh4hpNnwPG3S_nbwjtT9eabeEFbL5s&si=1LfM2fJKbaUdy6ZJ
>Covers and Collab songs
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLpBqtLy3mHw2Wlox1cPU2-WGM5VmMYR8m
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjKnRjDa5I0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jd50SqqKxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcSuSzbj38M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcVyYmVOi1U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlsBfDYw2nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv7zqJhKoVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ypA_XpQWSn0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=njqQ3niSUqs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwZMBnPx4co
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJcFVlawXAw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bitH6NZ_e2Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UpbpwXAEJl4
https://youtu.be/HrT8Oon9Kxs
https://youtu.be/3pzh6AaXi9s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4w3zoAbxkbo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAO-w9stKAU
https://youtu.be/FPzV-3vLRd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7M5yHLKwdng

>IRyS Status/ Milestones / Karaoke / SCs
https://irys.moe
>Previous Thread
>>103368766

Reminder: >>1
Do not reply to bait and 'invitations' to doxxshit, shitstirring or dramafaggotry (the general jargon for these individuals are 'gyates'). Be it inside AND outside the thread - hide, report and move on.

*sip* Ah...

!

>working at 9 AM
oh the humanity

ButtRyS

I love IRyS!

IRyS is like momRyS with child characters

>>103394071
She loved Nobeta

waddup my zibbers

>>103394057
>>103394065

>>103394089
*with child characters she has to take care of

IWyS, when she sees banana

>>103394091
Yo.

I-i-I-indirect kiss?

She really likes CC

>>103394233
I like CC too

>bombing for gold
AMERICA

what do you guys use for storing the signed cards?
i got these for the bromide ones and they seem okay, but idk what to use for the postcard sized ones

i have no idea whats going on or what i wanted to do just monkey disassociation

There's your ReiRyS
A shame PEAK can't be with her

HEYNE

Hey guys, please reply to this post if you wanna see /HiRyS/ participating in /vt/ League 9!
Also i'll be taking suggestions for new players before I do any polls

>>103394419
Miruku

>>103394419
Divegrass is bad, so make sure Coom and Goom are on the team.

>>103394419
LET'S GOOOOOOOO

>>103394365
I used those for the Dodgers cards, I'm going to get frames for the bigger postcards. The bromide cards I have in a card binder so I can flip through them

>>103394419
I never know what is going on but I enjoy cheering for SmolRyS and getting mad at Santa and/or Gloom and Doom

Pauline has a scat fetish.

What transformations does she have so far?
I don't know anything about this game but the Elephant song is kino

>>103394535
Just like IRyS.

>>103394572
Only the gorilla, going for zebra now then ostrich

>Realize I should try to catch up on Made in Abyss.
>Try to find where I am.
>I am only ~10 chapters behind at most.

is there a zebra shaper too

She is extra retarded today

>>103394603
I read the new chapters as they come out but it's always the same, I'm just hopelessly confused and don't remember any of the side character or anything about what's happening since it's been so long.
The best way to read MiA is probably just to not follow it at all and just read the entire thing from scratch every 5 years or so when you have a couple new chapters at once.

>>103394693
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRyYm4GgxY4

>>103394603
it's a 1 volume every year kinda manga

>BRUH
why are all the zebras bae coded
straya doesn't even have zebras

>>103394794
She already explained why. Zebras are cunts.

>>103394794
But they don't look like whores.

not sure if cute is the word I would use to describe him

>cute
That's not a word I'd use, but okay...

Irys x Zebra sex

>>103394857
First Gold Shit, now this?

she wouldn't be complaining if pauline was a 13 year old boy instead

>>103394930
She'd be shipping him with ikemen DK

Sounds so boring

>>103394794
They're snowboarders, aka surfers but snow

I don't think anyone thought you gave her a paper highlighter IRyS....

Are there ions in it?

I want to eat but I don't want to miss IRyS getting the Zebra form...

Brian BoitanoRyS.

I'm craving cold water now

babby game too hard for IRyS

The muddy ground in this area looks like poop.

>>103395183
you mean chocolate

>>103395275
The chocolate in this area looks like poop.

I really love her.

>not wearing helmets on your fingers
ngmi

SKIP AD

LIEN will make Cheebs losing fingers ice skating.
Captcha:RYS8D

this is the new fashion statement for budding ChuunibyouRyS

...
..........
she did that so much faster than i did

>>103395477
femanonchama...

>>103395477
Me too but then she's not hunting for every fossil everywhere like I was.

Brah, this game is so cringe.

>>103395523
It's great.

plainsrunning is so cool...

so manechan is an asian brit?

I hope someone shooped a dick into Daisy's hand in place of the mic.

>>103395561
>Daisy
Bro?

>>103395561
I'm waiting for Pauline lewds that aren't fucking AIslop

>>103395580
It's their fault for making her hair brown.

are you kidding me
i assume she's better at dumb kid games because of genetics
oh she didnt get the secret ones first okay i feel better

>>103394770
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RRyYm4GgxY4
Ostrich is the best one

trans house

zebrah died for our sins

Poppy looks like a hoe

Sloppy Kong is a whore.

IRyS is good at punching women

Dixie kong is still the sexiest

>>103395823
Maybe 8muses' Dixie Kong.

how do ramps work

When she says Japan is hot af that means she's streaming in pantsu and a loose tank top

>>103396077
>top

>>103395960
Now that's a good question.

I did that exact same thing...

>>103396077
Moron, the off-collab with CC proved that she streams in a full-length skirt and topless.

She looks so fucking fat wearing this

>>103396245
>wearing a skirt at home
she's too girly

>>103396373
Skirts are super comfy.

I wish, there's the beach level and she gets nothing

this l*licon hag

ToT

Is there a tight red speedo outfit for DK

>IRyS has multiple oshis
Uh oh!

Monkey LOVE

>>103396423
thanks for the info femRyStocrat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uw5SR7K_G5g
I just saw this
Fucking end me

>>103396477
She’s just like us.

The last time she told this story she was like 10, but now she was in high school?......She was a child genius!

One-piece swimsuits are really nice but I guess it would be kinda weird in Hawaii

she was flaunting her tight middle school ass all around hawaii in a bikini

bikini loliRyS...

>>103396477
Half her own fanbase are BratCrats so no surprise. Oshi reflects fans

it's trying again after it got humiliated earlier...

>>103396477
it's a gacha game they aren't real people so it doesn't matter

Modern Cranky is lame.
He's not nearly hostile and sarcastic enough.

20 sets left
if you want a second limited you gotta get it now

>>103396498
NTA, but you don't have to be a femRyStocrat to know skirts are comfy.

>>103396671
Mildly displeased kong

>>103396692
I mean you could be any female in general, he probably just assumed they're a FemRyStocrat because they're watching IRyS.

>>103396692
thanks for the confirmation femRyStocrat #2

>>103396671
Original Cranky made kids cry. There were actual newspaper articles about him. We can't have that in 2025.

>>103396700
Agree to disagree with the machine Kong?

>>103396498
I had a kilt I used to wear like 10 years ago when I was a huge chuuni.
Skirts without underwear are true freedom, you have nothing constraining yourself, you feel like you are naked while still wearing clothes, it's genuinely super comfortable

so many kongs but no bratty kong

>>103396792
Dixie was a huge brat but modern Nintendo pretends she never had a personality.

>>103396819
too old

>>103396791
I don't know about the rest of you, but the instant my front door closes the clothes come off.

Oh no, I have to poop but my phone isn't charged enough...

>>103396920
If only IRyS sold poop jar merch.

uhhh 3 hours 40 minutes or so

IRyS unshaved beaver...

IRyS, should I put it in your mouth?
"NO, MY BEAVER"

>>103396610
That has to be the most delusional post I’ve ever seen yet but nice cope

IRyS' beaver is gone...

And that's a soundpost.

>>103396920
Should have bought a power bank.

BEST PART OF THIS GAME!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJkVwt_JJXo

I want to present my banana to IRyS.

im going to stay awake at night wondering what she meant by that

2D ≠ 2 Dimensional. IRyS...

>i am missing banana
my futaRyS...

>>103397080
She was differentiating between 2D and tooty (the feeling when you have to toot)

>>103397050
The first thing that came to her mind after she said 2D was 2D girls, so she felt like she had to clarify that she meant the 2D gameplay in the game.

ah damnit i dont wanna sleep but i gotta!!!

>>103397198
IRyS would be better behaved than that at the sushi glory hole.

Pauline was already perfect. Why did they have to mess with her design.

>>103397254
she's perfect now, except the voice

Don't.

I was getting mighty thirsty

DON'T!

>>103397254
Yeah, she was perfect.

>>103397344
is she flossing

>>103397486
That wasn't a thing in 1981. She's probably having a seizure.

Keep moving shroomer this is a bamboo shoot neighborhood

It's cute when she stuffs her pie hole.

>>103397537
>doesn't know

>>103397614
>thinks he knows
>doesn't

>>103397198
>koianon never made a proper gloryhole video
he hates us the most

I don't know how this game get a score of 10 from game journalists. Mario Odyssey is miles better than this game.

>>103397877
this one is easier

>>103397909
its not

Your honest thoughts on how she says the word room?

>>103397971
Cute.

Hey lol

Kronies and Deadbeats need to get their merch or IRyS will cry

IRyS reached her true viewership

Mewtwo movie watchalong when?

Grab that co- err... mic.

I desire IRyS bush

BANANA

SHE DID IT!

>LE got sold out
IRyS finally learning how to shill properly

>>103398570
to be fair, before the tariffs her limited merch are always sold out within the 1st hour.

>>103398570
This is the power of monkey game. It makes me so happy that she didn't forget about this.

>>103398606
make that the first fucking 5 minutes

>>103398606
>1st hour
More like the 1st five minutes

>>103398652
>>103398696
I remember missing limited on her 2nd anniversary set because of credit card bullshit. No such worries this time around.

>>103398652
I looked back at my screenshot timestamps over the years and I always got my purchase confirmed in under 2 minutes. I distinctly remember refreshing the pages seconds after and seeing them sold out, so I would say you could go down to 3 minutes even.

IRyS had to come out of the closet

PassiveagressiveRyS, my beloved.

So blind...

So ESL...

So RyS...

>>103399048
she is Japanese

>>103399059
She also manages to be JSL.

>>103399071
I don't remember any JSL instances, I do remember Roboco and Ririka praising her for translating for Biboo

hagRyS...

she embraced her hagdom I'm so proud of her

Did she justdate everyone as hags?

flying has never been fun in 3d platformers

>>103399241
I liked flying in Spyro

>>103399241
i liked space station silicon valley

>>103399311
That game was so good. I can't manage to make it work right in emulation, though.
(But how about Mischief Makers?)

>phone with one hand while laying down
so she watches porn on the phone while shlicking

The only use for magnetic charging is putting your phone down on one of them in a Mc Donalds, except all of them stopped doing that in my town now.

>>103399471
rip cherrytchi

>>103399415
Especially in the bath. Why else would she keep dropping it

IRyS is too close to her manager

Reminds me of when I played Harvest Moon 64. I lost interest in the game after my wife got pregnant because I didn't want the responsibility of a digital babby.

Thank god she doesn't have pets

Please don't go back to E33

IRyS will never be a mother

>>103399527
>IRyS buys goldfish
>it dies because she has the memory of a goldfish

>>103399518
helps that irys isnt straight

>holos gooning over a shota
tale as old as time
Pekora is obsessed with the shota VA

>rewatching fruits basket
IRyS is a woman

I still haven't watched FMA since it doesn't seem to have cute girls and fanservice in it.

lol management mandated

Yeah I'm gonna skippa skippa that

>>103399725
I don't really want to get up at 02:00 AM for it. I won't skip though.

I love my weeb wife so much

Wing is better than SEED

>>103399776
She's pretty alright.

Irys makes me want to snuggle with her and watch anime

IRyS has terrible taste, btw.

>>103399858
Not entirely.

>is called one piece
>is actually 1500 pieces or some shit

she stole DadRyS’ signed copies…

>>103400008
>enjoying getting whaled on by a loli
WE ARE!

IRyS drived

Driving segment? Are you talking about Jigabiboo?

City dwellers really shouldn't count as 'people'. Imagine not knowing how to drive...

IRyS should get into lawn care I tell you hwhat.

>>103400089
Country bumpkins shouldn't count as people

>>103400125
says the guy who can't function in the real world

>>103400125
>fails to give a reason why.

>>103400141
Imagine living in the middle of nowhere. No thanks, couldn't be me.

IRyS gives consent easily.

>>103400206
girls only

>whore raid
>half hearted thank you
>Flare raid
>convo about what they did last night

I don't want to sound ungrateful, IRyS, but if you don't finish some time soon I'm not going to have any time to masturbate before I'll have to leave for the funeral.

Christmas is a spiral ham holiday!

>>103400352
Or Prime rib

>dupes
>straight up selling Fauna and Gura merch after their announcements

I like IRyS

kek that guy shooting to #1, how do these rankings even work?

No, IRyS. 18 inches is really long for a hoers.

>>103400628
>mrkrabsmoney.gif

>>103400680
Muslim alarm clock.

>>103400690
She just can't help herself
(I think she just said that so the tards wouldn't send her more again since she's in a rush and they know that or should know that)

>>103400628
SC's and number of chat messages
no wonder he's sending more random shit SCs he just wants the useless youtube #1 spot kek

>>103400702
Did you build this in highschool?

>>103400708
No she just literally forgets within 10 seconds

>>103400714
Yeah, Obama gave me the medal of honor for it.

>>103400733
kek

>>103400628
Working as intended. This sort of circle-jerking was exactly what YouTube envisioned by it.

So, did she cut herself off or does Neal hate me?

>>103400733
why do I faintly remember what this is about

lol holy shit, he really did need to be #1 in the end.

>>103400784
Kid builds clock. It's assumed to be a bomb because brown.

More money for IRyS :D

>>103400824
Also because it looked like a fucking bomb since he used a suitcase

>>103400824
would've been funny if he blew up obama

RATE THE STREAM

>>103400905
ooh/banana

>>103400839
It was more the crazy wires going everywhere than the suitcase that made it look bomb-esque. That and the bare 4x8segment display, which only TV/movie bombs would bother with.

I dunno how much more she has left, but I hope she recognizes K.Rool when she sees him.

>>103400905
Deathskating/10

>>103401088
Err... 4x7 segment

>>103399795
You want to fight?

thanks otomos

Will you save IRyS, or will you die like a dog?

>>103401177
your welcome

>>103400824
>builds
Generous wording. He literally just took apart an alarm clock and put it back together in a different case.

>>103401597
Glad she addressed it. I usually only get the bday and anni sets every year but it was painful seeing the possibility she wasn't going to sell out I had to buy a second set this year. Don't have to pay the tarrifs unlike the burgers but still get royally fucked by shipping. Hopefully she follows through on more compact merch next time

>>103401719
>Hopefully she follows through on more compact merch next time
I'd hope that Cover offers more reasonable shipping prices. I'm no 'shipping from Japan' expert, but I always hear that the ONE option they have for shipping is basically the most expensive option.

>>103402200
She said the poster added a lot to the shipping. I'd be happy to forego a poster for something cooler.

>>103402227
Like a wall scroll

>>103402575
A WALL scroll? No, a ninja scroll, that casts sexy no jutsu and turns me into IRyS so I can spend all day alone in my room.

Might be obvious but did she confirm a pov for Peak tomorrow?

>>103402708
She asked it it was a solo or multiple pov type game and we all told her multiple, so now we just have to hope that she listens.

>>103401719
why does it have to sell out?

>>103402779
Because the record company's gonna give me lots of money and everything's gonna be alright. *do do dooo, dododododododo do do dooo*

>>103402779
To really stick it to https://warosu.org/vt/thread/103223126

>>103402960
Johnny Quest thought that would happen

>>103401597
I’m the most happy when my wife is happy

>have to go to sleep mid stream
>wake up three hours later
Home

>>103402227
For this one I think it was the daki that was most of the cost but I really wanted that so I'm glad she included it. I think it mostly comes down to how they pack it. She was saying that even a larger MugRyS might be difficult for shipping.

Obviously not every merch drop has to have good stuff in it (especially when you're dealing with an audience of penny pinchers) but when you're paying a fair bit for international shipping anyway it's nice if there's some good stuff that makes it worthwhile sometimes.

time to sleep for 61 hours

I will grab IRyS' weak butt! and massage it until it is a powerful butt!

>>103403799
I think the cushion adds more volume than the daki here, she could have done without one or the other. I'd say it's more than penny pinching in this case since her main audience had to pay double for it in an already expensive time for IRyStocrats

>>103404758
You have to pay double for everything now though. That is the new normal for you guys. Whether it's a small box of trinkets or a larger box of better stuff.

>>103405104
My wife is so cute when she discovers a new toy.

>>103405104
first shlick of the night done
wonder if it was to more loli stuff

BANANA

https://popsockets.co.jp/
so what accessories did she get

IRyS poop socket

IRyS should stream in diapers to skip idol meetings

I can't believe they put nipples in the panty and stocking anime

>>103406862
Panty and stocking and nipple?

SHOTTER, HITTER, SERIAL KILLER
GO YOUR FUNERAL AND I'LL DRINK ALL YOUR LIQUOR
WHEN YOU ARE BURY WE A STAND NEXT TO THE VICAR
FLING ON SOME DIRT AND MAKE YOU BURIED LITTLE QUICKER
SHOULDN'T TEST THE YOUTH DEM IN THE TOMMY HILFIGER
HUG UP YA MAMA, SAY SORRY TO YA PAPA
I'LL A GET NUMBER FROM YOUR LITTLE SISTER
IT'S TRUE, WE'RE COLD LIKE ALASKA; FREEZER

YOU AND ME BABY AINT NOTHIN BUT MAMMALS

I wish it were cold like Alaska. I am drowning in a puddle of my own sweat.
This is too warm for me. I don't know how the Japanese can manage temperatures in excess of 40°C.

>The hags see IRyS as one of them
It's over

>>103407715
SEX WITH HAAAAAAA@GS

>>103407541
It's been over 40 here the last couple of weeks with like 70% humidity. Wouldn't be that bad but I've been sick

>>103407715
Sora-chan-senpai isn't a hag... I think?

>>103407715
Ririka is so sexy. I hope she can rub off on IRyS

Disneyland group collab

>>103407933
Sora has been a hag for a while.

>>103402200
The official Hololive website is somehow even worse than GeekJack since for many customers the only shipping option they offer is air. That really increased the cost for buying the limited merch set and if Cover wants to be a merch company they need to offer budget UPS shipping along with a distribution center in North America.

>>103408614
If you mean 25 years, then yeah Sora has reached that age some months ago.

>>103409065
It is the fastest overnight shipping. They should offer a slower shipping method for people that don't want to pay as much though.

>>103409497
Damn that makes Bae a hag too then

it's back to seethe again...

ahh~ it's so peaceful right now~

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V79m8TZYPEU
IRyS sempai is amazing!

IRyS stop playing with your butt and go to sleep

https://x.com/sneightow/status/1955201530308460593
Kronii is cheating on IRyS bros..

>>103411004
She needs to be bullied by IRyS again.

I have 70 dollars, how long can I live in the outside world with 70 dollars

>>103411125
Come with me to the back of my van. I've got lots of sweets and lollipops. You can live as long as you want.

>>103411125
basically enough to get a bus/uber to the nearest shelter/hostel etc.

in some countries/places internet cafes are still a thing and it's well-known people will just stay there for the night sometimes.