Thread 103407112

all your oshis will one day be hags

My oshi is turning 30 next year and she's already going through crazy mood swings right now
The hormonal imbalance arc is gonna go crazy

>>103407213
kino

GOOD !

>>103407112 (OP)
Then I change to a newer one?
Women are replaceable.

>>103407339
Do you throw fruit away as soon as it ripens? Do you pour out whiskey and wine because it sat on the shelf unopened for too long?

I love Okayu so as long as she smothers me with her butt I don't care about her age.

>>103407112 (OP)
HAG LOVE

>>103407213
Who?

Good thing I enjoy hags and lolis alike.

>>103407112 (OP)
everything is going according to the plan

>>103408037
Tenma's handcams made me realize that she is either disgustingly old, or at least has old lady hands.

>>103407213
It's not the hormonal imbalance that's causing the mood swings.

It's the anxiety that you're going to be in your 30s and still have no guy and no kids and then every year is just a countdown before your ovaries stop working and you can never ever have kids even if you want to and the last part is what terrifies them so.

But here's the kicker: They don't care if they can have kids but their woman brain is going haywire at the thought of the option being ripped away from them.

That's why so many women are so neurotic about abortion and it's a bigger issue to them than economy, freedom, and safety. It's also the main reason why women shouldn't be voting.

>>103407112 (OP)
My oshi is turning 40 this year. We should all be so lucky

>>103408367
she played daggerfall when it came out, so take a guess

My oshi is my age, it's just great!

>>103407112 (OP)
My oshi is younger than me by like a year. I'm perfectly fine with that.

>>103407112 (OP)
My peers.

>>103408037
I enjoy the fruit, but I don't get attached to the shit that comes out once I am done with it.

>>103408274
I've never understood people who can unironically enjoy both.

>>103408431
anon women already can't vote in your third world shitter, what do you care what first world nations do.

>>103408432
Korone or Mio?

>>103408274
I salute you, enlightened anon

>>103407112 (OP)
Amen

>>103409077
Oh jesas

>>103409077
She's going to have a breakdown when she turns 30. We know Kiara definitely hasn't been taking it well, and she's (arguably) less menhera than Kronii.

>>103407112 (OP)
Have you ever talked to a 20-something IRL? Most insufferable motherfuckers walking the planet. Gimme a hag anyday.

>>103407112 (OP)
I allegedly still got 3 more years before she hags up, so I gotta hurry

>>103407282
is she on her 30s

>>103411436
how new?

>>103411261
Skill issue. Most young women I've spoken to aged 18-24 are perfectly fine and nice. I wouldn't want to be in a relationship with them but you have to be going out of your way to consistently have bad experiences.

>>103411497
BERY new

>>103411518
bragging that you only mingle well with kids is pretty sad anon

>>103408432
dusty

>>103407112 (OP)
Not if I keep pulling DiCaprios

>>103407112 (OP)
This is a good thing because hags are just women that are my age, and I want to marry a Japanese women that's my age more than anything else in the world.

>>103408868
This post made me curious and apparently the only countries in the entire world that don't allow women to vote are the Vatican and Eritrea
Yes, they can even vote in Saudi Arabia.

>>103409864
nice edit

30 year old vtubers are too common, where are the 40 year old turbohags?

>>103407112 (OP)
My oshi is already in her 30s so its no biggie.

>>103417861
Being really bad at Street Fighter.

>>103417861
You think you want it until you see it

>>103418041
gotdamn that art is amazing
want to lick, want to suck

>>103409116
Mio. We're basically the same age and it made me happy how I had guessed pretty close based purely on her attitude and personality

>>103418127
Maybe her hands are just dehydrated..

>>103411159
>and she's (arguably) less menhera than Kronii
Yes, but only because Kronii's incredibly menhera

>>103418127
It’s probably cope but there’s a possibility that she used to be or is an outdoorsy person and just never used sunscreen. Keep in mind I have zero idea who this is so I’m just spitballing a potential reason maybe she just old af lmao

>>103418515
BASED

>>103407112 (OP)
Hag Okayu is my dream.

Spend a day in /hag/ and you will understand why that's the best general on the board

>>103411261
24 year old guy here. Social media has convinced many women under 30, especially in the 18-25 range, that they have free reign to be entitled sluts who can have whatever they want while offering nothing in return.

At this point, I find going to work less exhausting than trying to understand my age. And I work fucking graveyard shifts.

>>103407112 (OP)
new ones keep being made

>>103423054
Unlimited Hag Works

>>103412026
>Christianity's seat of power doesn't allow women to vote

What did Jesus mean by this?

>>103418127
>GO OUTSIDE CHUD
>TOUCH GRASS INCEL
>skin immediately ages 10000000000 years because of sunlight

>>103407112 (OP)
>all your oshis will one day be hags

meh i'm already a old man.

>>103423054
Every year that goes by the average age of a Hololive member goes up by 1. New gens are few and far between and barely move the running average

>>103418127
CookieSwirlSC is post menopausal

I’m younger than my oshi but yes she will enter hagdom next year. I expect her to become a mom soon

>>103412026
>>103423200
I didn't think the Vatican had any women living there

>One day
Anon...Everyone I watch is hags. Its my preference.

>>103423654
I'm pretty sure adding Justice increased the average age of the Holos

>>103407112 (OP)
Vtubing is still relatively new. Just wait until half of Hololive is 35+ and childless.

>>103428062
This. Hags will never betray you.

Going from early 20s into my 30s alongside Okayu!

>>103411436
ALWAYS HAS BEEN

>>103408868
Bold statement coming from someone with gravy stains on their hands.

>>103408274
>Good thing I enjoy hags and lolis alike
Based and same. Perfectly balanced as all things should be.

>>103409077
Bro she's not 30 she's like 26.

>>103423034
Millenial here. Our women were the same, the only reason you think otherwise is because you nw see them 30+ and panicking over there being no man to catch them as they fall. When they were younger they 100% blew off guys their own age to date older dudes. I still remember getting the bus with guys my age from school, while girls got into cars with guys old enough to buy them alcohol. Zoomers are worse than millenials, but they are still essentially the same socially, you're forgetting facebook was 2007, so right as a kid born in 1990 kid was 17, you also had myspace before that.

I'm not saying you aren't dealt a rough hand, just that you shouldn't expect older women to dissapoint you less becuase they will, the only reason they don't is time has forced them to limit themselves and if you are going to have relationships with them, beware of the false idea and be as cautios as you would with women your own age. Remember, if she's mid 30s with no husband and kids, theres a reason for that. Otherwise she would be married and a mother.

>>103423200
I think the only office in Vatican that is elected is the Pope and not any male can vote for Papal elections, only those who have gone up the priesthood and promoted to cardinals. All other offices are selected by the Pope or delegated by their own internal commitees.

That's okay, we like older ladies.

>>103408274
>Good thing I enjoy hags and lolis alike.

>>103440723
teto...

>>103417861
Doing flips

>>103440993
Teto is great, they added her to Desktop Mate recently (as DLC) for anyone who might not know...

>>103408274
>I enjoy hags and lolis alike

>tfw I'm 29
>virgin

It's over. It's never been more over than it is now.

>women my own age probably want someone experienced with a job

It's even more over than was previously thought possible.

>>103407112 (OP)
KINOOO

>>103407112 (OP)
>tfw 35
Never grow older, bros. It's horrible.

>>103407112 (OP)
>tfw 39
Grow older, bros. It's incredible.

>>103407112 (OP)
>tfw Leonardo
Grow older, bros. They stay the same.

I believe in Hag Supremacy

>>103441133
Then... get a job?

>>103443109
No...

good morning

>>103407112 (OP)
>hags
Literally made for unprotected baby-making sex.

>>103423200
Pretty sure it's written in black and white that god doesn't allow women to vote or hold positions of authority

>>103443109
I have a chronic condition or ailment that will make me literally drop dead if I work. Thus I've been NEET for years but not by choice, honest. Yes, it's very serious I'm afraid. *coughs blood*

Sorry, there are losers above 23 watching chubas? Do you even know the warmth of a woman (female)?

>>103444318
This is premium bait.

>>103418515
>>103421910
Needs daily breeding.

>>103418127
I don't know. I know women whose hands look like fifty years older than the rest of their mid to late twenties self.

>>103444155
twa...

>>103441133
Get a job and then use that money to pay a hooker to teach you sex over a five week course

>>103407112 (OP)
>first all hag gen
Greatest to ever do it.

>>103422826
/hag/ is a boring softcore image dump and I’m still salty that when I posted a non holo hag I got met with doxes and shitposts

>>103446252
that sounds made the fuck up

>>103446449
It’s not. I will admit, I haven’t visited in a while so maybe they’re more lax and more talkative now. But that instant cemented in me that they’re tribal as fuck and act like their shit doesn’t stink

>>103407112 (OP)
I'm older than them

>>103444314
Well get a hobby at least so you offer something in the relationship

>>103446449
that's because it is, there hasn't been any bad action or detractors in a while since they got laughed out the thread years ago
Only retard tourists and eternally ass mad schizos shitpost dox of others when they get called out. Otherwise, it's just a marinating honeypot with an emphasis on holos since that's where most of them come from

>>103445110
Reminds me of the greentext stories about wizards going to a hooker to cure their virginity and getting turned down because they're "such a good guy" lmao
Actual life ending event

>>103444361
Dollar store bait and it shows.

>>103418127
what the fuck? those hands look more like she's 60. late 50's at the very least

>>103407112 (OP)
>all your oshis will one day be hags
sure

>>103407112 (OP)
good.

>>103407112 (OP)
good

>>103444424
I WILL make Miosha a happy mother

I refuse to believe that Mio and Korone are childless.

>>103461566
No definitely no kids, and Gura just happened to take maternity-leave-length breaks before briefly coming back because she really fucking hates her fans.

>>103408274
I salute you for that.

>>103408868
Is this american education?

>>103445148
An odd choice for a bunch of video gamers but it worked out

>>103407112 (OP)
im 46, they are all young and hot to me

Fuck you, i will not fall for hag propaganda, i won't share my future with a woman with expired eggs, i shall remain single in my path. They didn't love me when i was younger then why should NOW give them the chance?!

>>103468645
>i shall remain single
you bet

>>103468780
I'm pretty sure he already stated that, retardbro.

>>103407112 (OP)
Anyone who uses the term hag is a doxxfag

>>103407112 (OP)
One day my oshi will be literal dust. We'll both be dead.

>>103469068
retard

>>103411159
Kronii has a breakdown over what day of the week it is. BPD is tough.

>>103408274
Both are infertile.

>>103407339
>>103411873
The world is polluted with used goods because of sexpests like these.

>>103408435
50ma...

>>103408868
>no argument
>adhominen
do femoid for real ?

>>103445148
Hags Gaming

>>103476149
based

>>103418569
>>103421659
>>103423536
>>103423713
>>103444653
>>103450663
Cookie was just dehydrated. This is what her hands look like normally.

>>103407112 (OP)
excellent. half of them already are.

>>103479502
imagine the mommy handjobs

>>103479502
>Still veiny and starting to sag a little
Face it bro, she's prime hag.material and loves playing with little kids toys because she wants nostalgia and because she wants kids of her own.

>>103407112 (OP)
Even Neuro?

>>103407112 (OP)
>30 is considered old by this board now
Never thought i'd see the day where zoom zooms took over the chan but here we are

>>103480643
30 may not be "old" but it is hag age according to...well, whoever decided that. Fuck if I know who

>>103480643
japanese hobby
japanese standards

>>103437348
Nah she and Sally are probably near their thirties. Reminder Sally has a baby and unless her Husband is a wealthy entrepreneur she herself has to have a job to support the kid too, which requires a degree, so college graduate age plus she had the kid like a year or two ago means she and by extension Kronii are closer to 30 than 26

>>103407112 (OP)
>will be
anon, I don't watch zoomers, of course my oshi is a hag

>>103421659
>Keep in mind I have zero idea who this is
CookieSwirlC, the largest vtuber ever.

>>103427980
they are allowed in, it's not Mount Athos

>>103480643
30 IS old for women.
That's when getting pregnant increases the chances of the kid being autistic or have down syndrome. And any man who grew up with autism knows you do not want to grow up with autism.

>>103481610
Autism is mostly environmental and not genetic.

>>103407112 (OP)
Well, yeah. The alternative is they die young.

>>103408803
Oyakodon.

>>103408803
>he's not a lolibaba chad

>>103408274
B A S E D

>>103483973
Age of the mother is an environmental factor. Aging does not change her genetic makeup.

>>103486344
Yes but it's not the age of her mother that causes the supposed autism, it's the parenting. What a moot point to reply with.

>>103483973
>>103486381
>objective proof that the chance of autism is directly correlated to the age of the mother
>"ummm ackshually it's not our fault sweaty, it's not genetic you know! nothing wrong with slutting it up my whole life and then settling down in my 40s you know!"
I don't know how Holo beats the stupid out of women but society needs to do it to all women

>>103486474
Schizo, meds now.

>>103486474
Also, you need to sign up for some university courses so you can learn how to interpret studies and methodology. Retard,

>>103461566
Being 40 without kids is better than it sounds

>>103486805
based anti natalist nihilist luring anons into existential doom and gloom

>>103486835
Not like you have a choice

>>103407112 (OP)
all of Sankisei are hags btw

anyone know how old koyori is? heard she was a hag but not sure exact age

>>103435481
>>103463216
>>103479099
why do you keep replying to my post Eritreanon, struck a nerve?

>>103486381
No it isn't retard. Autism is caused by genetic defects. These mutations are more likely to occur in children of older mothers.

>>103487614
36

>>103479502
just pause at any of the closeups. very aged hands. not as bad as that other vid but ain't no spring chicken

>>103491162
she's older than me... h-hot

>>103407112 (OP)
>will one day
too late

Whats grim about this thread and the realizagtion a bunch of these girls have been doing this for years. Like if a vtuber didn't have kids before and hasn't had a family in secret by now, they may unironically be past the point of no return where having kids isn't an option, they spent those years vtubing instead of having a family, thinking they had more time and couldn't risk being caught dating.

>>103491520
Mio...

>>103491520
while a woman technically shouldn't get pregnant after like 35 for the health of the baby, its actually not THAT dangerous to have them even as you approach your mid 40's. also i'm assuming a lot of them will be well off by now so it'll be a lot easier to have a kid in your late 30's while being wealthy than to have a kid in your 20's while being poor. what i'm saying is: if they really want a family, they could still probably have one.

>>103491551
Mio was old before she started athololive, she 100% had kids who were old enough to not interfere with her streams, I have no proof but I believe it 1000%. I have no doubt she's enjoyed motherhood, it's other girls who have me worried, and the only way they will have a chance is either go the Nimi route, or graduate entirely.

>>103418127
I never thought I'd care much for the appearance of someone's hands, but it really does add a level of "Oh Christ" when you see hands like these. Not always deal breakers by any means, but when you see some tacky fucking old woman nails, it really takes away from the entire experience.

>>103407112 (OP)
They will always be younger than me.

>>103407112 (OP)
My oshi was already a hag when she started.

corpo vtubers will have kids if they want. a lot o them stream less than an hour a day they'll just get a maternity deal where they have like one fes with low choreography and some reduced streaming. or do you think mothers spend 24/7 with their kids lmao

>>103491667
>i'm assuming a lot of them will be well off by now
How much did Marine spend on her new music again? How much gacha money have numerous girls wasted?


>>103491698
Neck is a giveaway, lots of women put sun cream on their face but not their neck or chest, while wearing open cut tops.

>>103491162
That's erotic.

>>103491162
shes same age as me? no wonder I like her, we are destined to be together

>>103491893
>Gacha
You act like they're getting every single FGO servant NP5 and Max Appendage Skills, not throwing a hundo for content that generates that much in return.
Most of these girls are still better off than most of us and can afford to live on their own.

>>103491893
>>103493683
>gacha

I have a hard time thinking of "people" who play that as human. It's like a worse version of gambling but you have no chance to win money, you guaranteed lose it all every time in exchange for some pngs that you lose when inevitably the scam shuts down a bit later and it's all gone. And gambling itself is fucking retarded. What's really devilish is the high effort gacha like genshin, I could see some poor fuck getting addicted to that cause they justify it like "yes it has gacha but it's also a game!". Pure evil. The fact that companies like Sony promote this shit is simply vile.

>>103476149
everything is fertile before my cock

>>103491672
Those kids must be so well fed... And ruined for eating at friends' houses

>>103468645
>Fuck you, i will not fall for hag propaganda, i won't share my future with a woman with expired eggs, i shall remain single in my path. They didn't love me when i was younger then why should NOW give them the chance?!
probably because you were just as much of an unlikeable asshole
actually nmind, based on this post you still are

>>103494108
yeah but i've painted many ceilings to venti porn so it's not all bad

>>103495826
>venti
fag

>>103496137
>fag
Correct. Stay vigilant, brother. We must always remember our vows to VAllure and serve them in all things, so that they may keep the femboy and the maletuber north of the wall where they belong.

>>103407112 (OP)
The divine comedy of vtubers way over 30 having to make a big deal out of 'approaching' 30.

>>103407112 (OP)
Based

>>103421910
Me on the bottom.

>>103491672
Having a kid does not preclude one from being a Hololive member.

>>103491212
She's like 45 and spends a lot of her time outdoors looking after loads of animals including 6 horses

>>103491520
Literally career women.

>>103499283
Career women don't have people saying they can't date due to their job.

>>103441396
>>103441520
duality of man
don't. my back hurts. my knees hurt.
t. 33

>>103499482
No, but usually it's the other way around, either people don't want to date them or time constraints don't let them have a family regardless.

>>103448461
>>103446449
I've never had negative experience in /hag
they do post mostly holols, but there have been nonholos posted before
Inui Toko comes to mind. I dont watch her, i guess she'sa hag?

>>103408435
this bitch is old enough to be my mom
that's fucking hot

>>103418515
GUESS!

>>103500384
>>103418515 (me)
Ironically, bean is my second favourite. I like her youthful energy as a contrast to Mio's calm and soothing demeanour.

>>103498655
>yet
time will wear anon down and she will win in the end

>>103408431
If abortion single-issue voters weren’t allowed to vote the republicans would never win another election.

>>103498751
>Baby cries once
>Viewcount drops below Riora

>>103504001
They nominally build themselves soundproof studio rooms to keep themselves from annoying/leaking to their neighbours, but that can work both ways

>>103502907
Based