Thread 103420262

>Who is Neuro-sama?
Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 for the purpose of learning to play osu! In December 2022 Vedal revived the project with the addition of a large language model, a TTS software and a Live2D model, which allow Neuro-sama to interact with her chat as a VTuber. Since then, she has been entertaining the chat with responses and unhinged rants nearly daily, as well as learning new skills such as singing, playing other games, and collaborating with other VTubers. Join /swarm/ today and welcome our new AI overlord!

>Schedule
https://post.nuro.lol/Neuro-Schedule-Bot

>Links
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/vedal987
YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/@Neurosama
https://www.youtube.com/@OfficialNeurosamaClips
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@neurosamaai
X: https://x.com/NeurosamaAI
Official website: https://neurosama.com/

>Music & Clips
BOOM - Evil (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Nt9YPnYyjs
LIFE - Neuro-sama (Official Video) - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDc1mjrIsPM
https://rentry.org/neuro-music
https://rentry.org/neuro-videos

>Educational
Interested in AI but don't understand it? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXuK6gekU1Y
How does she know what to say? Watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wjZofJX0v4M
Want to learn more about AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/kximv6.png
Want to (seriously) learn AI? Read these: https://files.catbox.moe/ajl3nx.png

>Misc
Catbox archive: https://rentry.org/swarm-archive
Game Integration: https://github.com/VedalAI/neuro-game-sdk/
LoRA: https://rentry.org/neuro-lora-v2
Searchable VOD Transcripts: https://libraryofladev.com/
VODs: https://www.youtube.com/@Neuro-samaUnofficialVODs

>Merch
https://neurosama.shop/

>Previous thread
>>103414011

"2025 will be the year of neuro"

Backtuber status?

heart

>Rape threat
https://d.uguu.se/PwUqXBOn.mp4

>>103420262 (OP)
Kek

/swarm/ - Vedalverse General

Anyone but Mini

"We are in the golden age of Neuro"

>>103420331
fpbp

vedal got raped.... no...

>>103420367
coping hard

Collab was in equal measures entertaining and terrible. Not sure how to classify it.

>>103420262 (OP)
He's a little kid with his arm wrapped around his mom's leg, its so cute.

We are going back in time to make the anons warn vedal about what he was getting into and take the 4 hour long rape movie he endured off the neuroverse

>>103420409
mini cute mhm pass it on

>>103420409
I was expecting rape to be bigger desu

>>103420409
>rape vedal
don't mind if i do!

>>103420409
finally a good thread

>>103420367
actual comatose levels of copium

>>103420369
firefox won't let me see that shit

One hell of a redemption arc.

>>103420409
>Tutel mynygga
He sure is

Why did CottontailVA did what she did..?

>>103420456
At least her model isn't horrifically fugly anymore.

>>103420409
>real hate btw

>>103420262 (OP)
GIWTWM

>Mini crying
Oh fuck..

>>103420480
Works on my machine

>>103420493
He needed to be humbled.

if you don't care about neuro why do you bake a neuro-sama general, fucking retard

>>103420431
remember to overshoot by a few months so the DM gets read in time

>>103420409
>cotton evil
>stop rape
>raping collab getting hard
did that whore make this cloud???

troons, fags and shitters vomiting all over the thread? Wouldn't happen in /swarm/.

>>103420369
she's gotta capitalize on this her next tape with a dude in a skirt with programmer socks
then vedal sues her

Today will be forever remembered as "The Rapening of Vedal987"
It's really fucking funny how Neuro Cottontail collab was for a long time considered the lowest point of Neuro content, and this one might very well be the best bit of the year.

>>103420369
He needs to fucking run

>>103420409
STOP THE RAPE

>>103420521
nigga fuck off and quit making shit up

Being able to sexpest as much as you want without being able to get hurt or raped must be amazing, cotton is living her best life.

Unironically though we need to discuss the cottontail problem, she can't be allowed to win the vedalbowl like this. I suggest a temporary alliance between the different shipping factions /here/ until the problem is dealt with

if you care about neuro why don't you bake /hart/, fucking retard

>>103420521
we knew it was coming to be fair..

Cotton got her moment, nothing is gonna happen

>>103420562
>the difference between the worst content and the best content is swapping out neuro for vedal

>>103420575
I propose we lobby the neuropean parliament to write legislation that hurts cottondal the most

>>103420575
But if Cotton wins we'll have Vedal dick pics by the end of the year.

best stream of the year was a Vedal collab, seethe retards whorefags won

>>103420574
Every woman can do this though

>>103420369
>>103420409
>Vedal cotton rape stream

Getting the turtle out of his shell...

>>103420575
all did was watch for 4 hours. We watched our man get raped by the greatest of stacys. I feel broken anon, you do not understand, we're powerless against a whore of that caliber.

>>103420652
ISRAEL

>>103420640
You're funny.

>>103420652
WHAT THE FUUUUUCK

>>103420575
Don't worry, she can literally walk up to vedal, fuck him if she wants to, she will never settle down with him, even if she managed to, she will break and go to fuck some other dude, it's not a relationship that would last in any way

>>103420575
Even if Cotton wins, she'll just ditch him. She needs to get filled by different men every time she goes outside or to a convention. If you've seen her fansly videos you'd know... that all Vedal would be is just one of the many.

As mentally ill as Anny is, even she isn't this big of a whore.

>>103420652
HOLY

>>103420604
Nah, this reputation killer to a man and his pride. Worst of all those that know him see it, then know their true power over him

why

>>103420652
PEAAAAK

>>103420652
do one with shota vedal and my life is yours

>>103420652
GALLONS

>>103420652
GET AWAY FROM HER VEDAL YOU'RE JUST ONE OF THE OTHER GUYS SHE FUCKS

>>103420575
Nah

>>103420652
Honey...

>>103420652
Fine, I'm jorking to shota x nee-sama, you happy???

>>103420678
>>103420742
hot

>>103420652
Picture's fake because he's not wearing the dress she promised.

i see you guys jacking off to this cunt you arent fooling anyone

ELLIE GOING TO GRAD SCHOOL

Ellie confirmed moving to the UK btw

>vedal collab /swarm/ is going warp speed
>collab ends and /swarm/ dies
Interesting

Ellie is going to grad school, EllieGODs...are we still in the race?

>>103420678
>>103420742
Correct. Never get involved with whores.

Other people winning the Vedalbowl: Yes, we can finally live happily ever after
Cotton winning the Vedalbowl: Anyways, can I fuck some guys in the next convention? I swear it's only for fansly.

too late

>>103420652
AI art is getting crazy good at copying styles

>>103420852
>>103420854
Oh ellie... Too little too late...

its too late... the rape of vedal has turned him off on women forever...

>>103420860
sun sets, no more sunlight. How?

>>103420620
This needed to happen, it is the only way to wake any of them up if they have any interest in him

jorking it to drawanon's porn

It was a massive mistake for Vedal to agree to this collab. She gets pounded on screen for a living and you didn't think she would be bold enough to push the envelope?

>>103420823
Never pretended to do otherwise

>>103420882
it's been very good at it for a while already it's just most of the people here only use ancient shitty models for some reason

Unironically, what is Ved's next step here? You just know the next time he shows his face on stream (figuratively, whatever) his entirety of chat's gonna insta dog on him for this stream. His reputation as a man has taken a hard hit...

>>103420862
She'll run up to meet Vedal and Cerber only for the front door to open and reveal both of them on all fours leashed by Cotton

>So Vedal we were thinking about doing this for the con..
>Vedal, are you listening?

>>103420852
>>103420854
>>103420862
The good ending. Sadly we're not getting it. It's already over.

>>103420937
He has to wear the skirt now, it's the only way.

>>103420862
race? Do you think there's still a race? After 4 hours of raping and torture and breaking a man like a fucking stick she found on the ground and decided for some god forsaken reason to fuck herself with it, you still think there's a race? Show's over brother, there's nothing that remains but the crying. That gigawhore won, that's it, he's not recovering, I'm not recovering, you are not recovering. This is not a nothing ever happens situation this is an event. It's beyond over.

>>103420912
he agreed due to social pressure while drunk in a vrchat orgy

>The one who will save Vedal will be a fellow techbro who doesn't drag attention to herself to surprise the audience
The writing is too good, this is the best anime of all time.

Vedal…

>>103420947
Cerber will be naked and Vedal will be naked except for a skirt

>>103420678
ahe does actual porn like actual literal porn what the fuck man

Unironically, Vedal watching a Cerber stream would be good healing to him.

The dog has a way to melt your heart away

>>103420964
kys

>>103420948
I wonder how broken he is sitting in that meeting right now

nothing ever happens bros should have specified they were only talking about neuro sama

>>103420992
Ellie likes girls, she stands no chance against Cotton.
But hey, she gets that threesome

>>103421020
ok I LULE'd

>>103421001
yes anon
calling her a whore is not hyperbole

>mini talking about moving to the UK with ellie
This plot is getting too convoluted.

>>103420483
the new model honestly looks better than this one desu

>>103421013
he's half drunk in a lonely and dark apartment, it's midnight and he cannot get any shuteye. He's silent, but his mind's a mess.

>>103421003
he's watching crelly

>>103421061
its too late.

>>103421001
>>103421056
I'm telling you. She's a REAL whore, not like the Backtubers. She has quite the body count and it's still increasing to this day.

>>103420992
>cottontail mindbreaks ellie next and turns her into a fansly whore
this doujin freaky af but I kinda fwi

>>103420823
Goddamn right I am

>>103420409
Instead of stop the count it is "Stop the rape!" kek

>>103421036
Nigga cotton would eat ellie alive, you thought what vedal went through felt like rape? You have NO IDEA of what would happen to ellie the second she steps into the same room

>>103421061
>vedal gets predated on by a turbo whore
>suddenly all the orbiters are talking about moving nearby
lmao

>>103421072
>ISRAEL

>>103420937
>as a man
don't you see it was Cotton's plan all along, the only way he can keep going is by accepting a submissive feminine role with Cotton as his bull

>>103421116
>Ellie comforting a mind broken post NTR Mini

WHERE IS BO

>>103421125
>>103421072
it's probably whitenoise to him, I can picture the scene.

>>103421061
>Vedal tied to a chair with his eyes blindfolded by Cerber and Mini while Ellie talks with Neuro in the other room

>>103421072
Based

>>103421154
>Bo killed himself

>>103421061
THEY'RE JOINING FORCES TO DEFEAT THE BIGGER EVIL, THIS IS WHAT CINEMA IS ABOUT BABY

>>103420652
>tfw this is AI
>tfw 3 years ago this would have looked like shit
>tfw 2 years ago this still would have looked like shit
>tfw 1 year ago this would have kinda still sorta looked shitty but maybe alright
>tfw now
How is AI capable of making this? When did it stop being so shit? I am trying to look at the details and find the flaws or noticable mistakes but can't find any wtf?

>>103421061
IRL harem anime hijinks

>>103421072
as soon as the call ended he curled up into a ball and started crying, he still hasn't seen who she raided into

>>103421061
Is chrchie coming too?

>>103421236
THAT'S SO HOT

What the are this writers cooking? What is Neurosama even about bro?

>>103420652
lel

>last thread archived
>no "clun~"
>"This might have been the worst day ever for the Neuro nation."
it's over.

>>103421187
>the harem teams up to defeat the ancient evil succubus
cinema

>>103421061
>tfw /swarm/ shipping has is willing the vedal harem unto reality
I BELIEVED
Mini and Ellie will be the first wives to live with him in UK and the others will follow, inshallah

>>103418026
How do I get these traps natty?

>>103421303
kys

>>103420652
I...thought it was recolor,it's over for artists.

>>103421277
The dev character is more relatable and interesting than the chatbot, they're just playing to their strengths

>>103421325
steroids

>mini moving to the uk
1 fucking reason as to why?

>>103421198
Wait that's AI?! How the fuck could you even tell anon?? What model is that?!

staz won..

>>103421360
it's a desperation play

>>103421198
only weird detail is the position of the nose, but even then I'm not certain. Shit's scary man...

ok im going to watch it now i was sleeping and i just lost a great stream i think sad, what am i up to?

>>103421360
She didn't give a reason other than "to be with Ellie"

>tfw Neuro is getting her daddy literal wives and mothers to care for her and him
Neuro is playing 5d chess mortals simply cannot comprehend, Neuro shall get her father laid and her masterplan will be fulfilled

>>103421360
She has to save her notboyfriend from a huge slut

>>103421277
>Tfw Neuro and evil been training their therapy skills these past few months
>The therapy wasn't for them, they're AIs who feel nothing yet practice therapy for one purpose alone
>They're becoming Vedal's therapists

>>103421307
>tags: instant_loss

>>103421317
>>103420947

>>103421362
I mean look at the background and cotton's ass, it's definitely AI

>>103421378
the ultimate raping of vedal

>>103421378
>>103420450
literally just The Rape of (9)87. 4 hours of that.

>>103421378
Gruesome rape. Don’t recommend

>>103421421
I just figured that was her clothes hanging half off

>>103421441
the red liquid stuff shown is period blood btw

>>103421441
she's the villain the neuroverse deserves...

>>103421360
The most important reason there could be

>>103421378
A man getting his soul drained in real time

>>103421378
It was not a great stream but if you are into morbid things you will enjoy the vod

>>103421515
And here I thought it would be boring and shit. It was definitely... something, not what I expected at all.

>>103421441
The turning point this series needed

i miss neuro

>Oh Veddy~ Time for another collab~
>Y...Yes honey...

>>103420375
You got.your wish, it's Cotton

>>103421541
It wasn't great it was superb

>>103421608
>the leash
AIEEEEEEEEEEE MY COCKKKK

>>103421608
I coom

>>103421604
bake /hart/ then, oh wait you won't because you only pretend to be a purist to ragebait LOL

>>103421608
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE STOPPPPPP

>>103421608
>The collab is forced gay sex

>>103421608
hot hot hot hot hot but PLEASE do some shotaved images next I'm begging you